🤨┃stalker_memes

[weak crest]

@sweet niche oooh! you are using gp37! cool

NIEPAKOJNIK

Lolners
Dudy
Fake
Chad Sky
Ecolovist

[fleet fog]

Stealer

[weak crest]

no

h

[fleet fog]

Da

[weak crest]

Ah yes, another fan of GP37

I corrected it

@weak crest its not like I love gp37... well gp37 is g36 and I LOVE g36 is games

tahts why I love gp37

I know, that integrated ZF scope makes it looks even sexier

And the G36 featured in Stalker is the original full-length variant too

[sweet niche]

G36 the best

[weak crest]

No. G36 bad. Granate Launcher best

G36 cannot hold 245 rounds

[sweet niche]

but grenades are better

[weak crest]

No.

[sweet niche]

What is that

[orchid scaffold]

Looks like a VOG-25

[normal heart]

||looks like a cumshot||

[weak crest]

And looks like he's late for a meeting

[quasi pagoda]

Looks like an excessively thicc spark plug

[errant bane]

In real life G36 can have grenade launcher

[weak crest]

Modularity, yeah

[errant bane]

Also G36 grenade launcher works with L85 too

[weak crest]

Both of the M203 and the newer M320 will fit them just fine

[stray elm]

I hope no one steals my memes-.

[weak crest]

but stalker is in ukraine

[night barn]

[stray elm]

What would Super Sus say to the wish granter?

[marsh grotto]

Me playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. For the first time and i try kill someone

[weak crest]

i have 2 terrible memes

here they are, enjoy in the terrible-ness

TERRIBLE

yes, very much monothicc member

another one

[fleet fog]

He went poopies

Now urination

[west drum]

[fleet fog]

Howdee hoe

'ey stawlkare hu r yu?

'ello awkward pause.....

What brings you to our humble vessel?

[fleet fog]

Why is the wish granter in the game files called sarcof*g

[weak crest]

🤮

NONE CURSUNG ALLOWD

[weak crest]

FIG

STLOLKER FACTIONS

here it is again

[weak crest]

STLOLKER MUTANTS

[weak crest]

Кста прикольный мем нашёл + = =

[night barn]

[graceful fox]

[weak crest]

Это вырезаная сцена!

[outer fjord]

[weak crest]

[molten citrus]

@weak crest Жаль что не попала в фильм

[tall hemlock]

#🤨┃stalker_memes

[fleet fog]

Totally not a repost

[willow meadow]

[graceful fox]

[normal heart]

very a lot monolithfags

We need to eliminate they

[weak crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfLsCEsKFkU

[graceful fox]

https://youtu.be/HY0OveknILY

https://youtu.be/biF9jmZpoRo

[fleet fog]

Waelcum 2 kek r cringe with sidorvshhh.

[graceful fox]

I am being machinegunned by Vova Vist

[fleet fog]

;)

Bullet casings cummed out

[graceful fox]

What

[fleet fog]

What you said sounded wrong

[graceful fox]

No.\

You made it even worse... why

Scammed by Sidorovich

[weak crest]

Not a scam, a re-evaluation of your worth

what? 2 medkits are 600 rubles

when i sold my 665 shotgun rounds i get! ||0!|| rubles!

[night barn]

665 12x70 rounds are about 73 Rubles

[weak crest]

WRONG! when i sold them i got 0 RUBLES!

[night barn]

[weak crest]

i'm disgusted in CS bruh im at yantar and got no suit how am i gonna pass

suit for what

armour suit for that yantar place

the factory?

try to run away from the zombies instead of attacking them

[weak crest]

Buy a SEVA or SKAT only costs 12k and 20k for SEVA

[hasty pelican]

да SEVA is good

[weak crest]

After selling all my artefacts to sakharov then buying the SEVA and fully upgrading it at the bandits base

[hasty pelican]

ah yes the bandits base

Vintar is best gun but very expensive

[weak crest]

Just buy AS VAL and put PSO on it

More bullets it holds too after fully uphrading it

[night barn]

Just get another weapon, because that 9x39 caliber isn't worth it

Too heavy and too rare

[weak crest]

No cursing allowed

@night barn I have 2 wrenches bbubble artefact and a gravi and snowflake so I can hold anything

why didnt you delete the other posts i made then? which also had cussing

I am holding fully upgraded spas 12 with 200 slugs and 50 buckshot

[night barn]

I did

[weak crest]

nah u didnt

its still up there somwhere

No you did not

[night barn]

Still not attentive, eh?

[weak crest]

or is this a cristian server

[night barn]

Absolutely

[weak crest]

You said the S WORD!! No cursig alud

if this a christian server and im a muslim am i getting banned rn

[night barn]

Nah

[weak crest]

Don't mention religions

slav

[night barn]

Big oof

[weak crest]

Slav is a race

Not religion

muslims are nice

Yes agreed

i know a muslim guy

hes preety nice

I know a lot

[night barn]

Depends on where you live, too

[weak crest]

Here is germany

[night barn]

How many you know, that is

-warn @weak crest Rule 3

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Matvey Sphaggeti#4160: 691274649800720 submitted successfully.

Feb 19, 2020, 7:03 PM

[night barn]

[weak crest]

i got great gifs who want em

nobody

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-good-bye-bye-hide-gif-4983317

[weak crest]

hmm

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/f6fapo/stlolker_bonus/

you cant see the cuss words so it doesnt count

but yeah heres the reddit link if you wanna see the meme

[night barn]

It's already in #🟢-reddit

[weak crest]

reddit

[night barn]

Reddit

[weak crest]

[night barn]

[weak crest]

so what if its in reddit? whats wrong with that?

reddit

YES WHATS WRONG WITH THAT!?

reddin't

[night barn]

Oi

Yes, not even that is allowed

[weak crest]

idi ko mne pls im dying help

What language

tvoja mama

Not funny

tvoj tata

your brother a mother

you say your mama

no

shut up

i said you are a lovley person in my country

Which county

Serbian

wont tell ya 😉

its not serbian

poland

or polish

or romanian

i wont tell ya m8

[night barn]

-mute @weak crest Rule 3

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment Matvey Sphaggeti#4160: 691279960780816 submitted successfully.

Feb 19, 2020, 7:25 PM

[weak crest]

Hungarian

Croatian

[quasi pagoda]

opa

croatian?

[weak crest]

Hello

I am FROM Macedonian but in germany

@quasi pagoda you are croatian too

[quasi pagoda]

YES

[weak crest]

Cool

[weak crest]

i can be your gf ||also my name is mohammad hehe :3333333333|| (check the spoiler please so i dont get warned pls)

uh

allah subnallah

[cinder urchin]

ok

[fleet fog]

Why is rule 3 such a deal

You christians.

[halcyon sail]

ehem monolith says DELET THIS INFIDEL (jk)

[fleet fog]

Ok christian

[halcyon sail]

Ok infidel

[fleet fog]

Ok furry

[halcyon sail]

ok SAS look a like

[fleet fog]

Ok novice

[halcyon sail]

ok only experienced

[fleet fog]

Ok but I have no role

Where is ecologist

[halcyon sail]

idk ask em

[fleet fog]

I did

Weeks ago

[halcyon sail]

probably x16s brainschorcher got activated again

[fleet fog]

Haha

U microwaved brain

[halcyon sail]

XD

[night barn]

GSC kept it when the rules got updated

Guess they really like it

Keeps the chats civil, though

[fleet fog]

Ik

But it can be unnesescarry

[night barn]

Meh

[fleet fog]

Whatevthehell

[night barn]

Finding alternatives for those words isn't that hard

For most people, it has become some sort of habit

[fleet fog]

It isn't

But memes

Some have swears and are actually good

[night barn]

Yep

But not allowed on the server

[fleet fog]

What a load of bed sheets

[night barn]

Sounds cosy

[fleet fog]

Also

In the game files, the sarcophagus is called

Sarcof*g

Idk if it's the russian to phonetic english

Or if it was a joke

[errant bane]

Idk, but I know that in polish sarcophagus is "sarkofag" and since those are slavic langues it's probably not a joke

[weak crest]

sarkofag be like- IDI KO MNE!

ok, some of u gonna get offended, but freedomers are weebs, then again duty be like -STUPIV DOLG! all the time sooooooo

the zone is about stalkers, and being a stalker is about duty, be a stalker to the end, join the duty faction!

@fleet fog its how its pronounced in alsmost every slavic language, not a joke

[errant bane]

You joined Duty because you had freedom of choice

[night barn]

Bandit dialogue

[weak crest]

no its not bandit dialogue

its not bandit dialogue at all

@night barn

[night barn]

It is

[weak crest]

no, its not

i made it up

[night barn]

Yes

[weak crest]

no

[night barn]

O

-warn @weak crest

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Matvey Sphaggeti#4160: 691347063713808 submitted successfully.
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Feb 19, 2020, 11:58 PM

[night barn]

Luck

Oh

Got Muted instead

M a g i c

[weak crest]

What does it say

[weak crest]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. Wait, I'm in the wrong game.

[night barn]

[weak crest]

[graceful fox]

Lol

[weak crest]

Join monolith

[fleet fog]

Ok no brainer

[weak crest]

no no, its ok burer

[fleet fog]

He has no style

he has no grace face

[weak crest]

eyyy it rhimes

[fleet fog]

Inb4 warn

[weak crest]

?

i censored it tho

[fleet fog]

Sometimes Collector doesn't allow even censorship

He's very Christian

[weak crest]

who is collector?

[fleet fog]

A moderator

[weak crest]

i would message him and ask him if its ok, but im afraid to disturb him

[fleet fog]

Yeah, don't

[weak crest]

BURGER

[fringe zealot]

-warn @weak crest swearing

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Matvey Sphaggeti#4160: 691381152497680 submitted successfully.

Feb 20, 2020, 2:17 AM

[weak crest]

k sry

Bandit bloodsucker

yes

[weak crest]

забавно!

[daring heron]

)

[orchid scaffold]

Hamburer

[weak crest]

Сталкер 2 не будет, стрелок принял ислам

[graceful fox]

Why does the hamburer have a bone?

[weak crest]

Bone and burer sandwich

[graceful fox]

Yes

https://youtu.be/viJaPUYVhs0

[weak crest]

karlik and burer torture, from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

[fossil terrace]

Dying duty at yanov

[errant bane]

Give medkit to that stoopid doody dood

[weak crest]

[snow nest]

[orchid scaffold]

Where's pepsi

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/putin-lol-gif-7884211

communism allowed lol

[zealous flax]

Another gif

[night barn]

Bolt hits Sidorovich and he becomes drunk

[raw dagger]

Are you checking if he's an anomaly?

[zealous flax]

Yes

As practice has shown, he is not an anomaly, he is real

[hasty pelican]

Would be a cool anomaly: throw guns in, returns money

[quasi pagoda]

Pepsi cola
Coca cola glass

I dont give a blin

[weak crest]

Neither

[quasi pagoda]

Or maybe like this

Tarhun drink
Baikal bottle

I dont give a blin

[weak crest]

Or this
STALKER energy drink
Cossaks vodka glass

I don't give a blin

[quasi pagoda]

Very gud

[quasi pagoda]

No it should be: "+50% on"

[fleet fog]

???

Translate

[quasi pagoda]

"Something something discount of -1%"

I guess

[frigid depot]

"idiot residents have -1% bandage discount"

[weak crest]

This Is A Great Gun

[compact kernel]

This 1 is better

[weak crest]

what the hell is that?

is that an m4 + an aks 74 u?

cause its very, very cursed

OTs-12 tiss

oh yeah

those are some of the parts of the groza

||note: dont google it or it will show porn||

i did google it, not really pron, its just anime girls

Scroll more down and it will show 'bottom parts'

OH MY GOD

Kek

[weak crest]

Poor you @weak crest

[quasi pagoda]

No dew it
Im a virgin

[rustic ether]

Oh YEAH

[night barn]

Heh

Funnily enough, I found something of that yesterday

With the PSG

[weak crest]

HERESY!

[night barn]

Funniest thing is that the weapons are real

Just that the drew an anime loli around it

[sage zealot]

Thanks, im stealing that

[graceful fox]

Vova Bruh stopped anime once more

[night barn]

We are grateful, oh Vovalith

[weak crest]

i regret ever searching those things and scrolling down

i really do

my neigbour likes stalker, and im preety good friends with him, and he knows how to play flute, so he is playing the loner radio, on his flute, and i can hear him, im dying

[rustic ether]

lies

[lunar steeple]

no women in zone

[orchid scaffold]

Some of those are so cursed...

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/now-old-man-the-future-is-now-old-man-gif-9677657

[rustic ether]

Dektyarev RP-45

[weak crest]

That's cursed

[night barn]

Some of these are pretty hot, ngl

[weak crest]

Me when I see finnaly kill the gunner from the cordon

Sorry @graceful fox

[rustic ether]

Didn't happen stop lying

you ran away like a flesh

[weak crest]

It did, killed him many times in CS

[orchid scaffold]

TKB-002 family, now that's cursed

[stiff blaze]

Where is monolith?

[weak crest]

Hmm yes, the M2 Coyote. The Monolith is at the center of the Zone

[quasi pagoda]

We need a ShVAK 20mm auto-cannon in stalker

For Vova

[rustic ether]

@stiff blaze Madness Combat?

[graceful fox]

I forgive you

[stiff blaze]

Yes @rustic ether

[rustic ether]

My childhood, youre a chad

[stiff blaze]

Tell me the coordinates @weak crest

Hehe

[timber garden]

is it akm or ak103?

[weak crest]

Neither, its a Serbian M80

@stiff blaze

[stiff blaze]

JEBOTE thats a M70B1

@weak crest

This is the M80

[weak crest]

Oops, mistaken

@rustic ether why am i lyingg?

but its very hard to kill that mg nest in CS (cordon)

i did kill him, and then his buddy got on the mg and gunned me down

but eventualy i killed them both

was hard tho

also, only true stalkers pass by the military base in clear sky when entering the cordon, only true stalkers

[rustic ether]

More Duty propaganda, nobody believes you, why would the military shoot Dooty?

[stiff blaze]

🍿

[weak crest]

scanar, you know in clear sky when u start ur a free stalker right?

and also when you do join duty, the military still wont be friendly

you know this, right?

right?

[graceful fox]

Which makes no sense

[weak crest]

ikr

i went to the cordon, all the way to the southern checpoint, i go there, immidietly torn to shreds by the MG

kinda dumb, ngl

[graceful fox]

Vova Vist... He doesn't like dooty

I didn't know

[weak crest]

vova vist?

[graceful fox]

He is a stalker meme, basically some Russian streamer was keep on being killed by an mg

[weak crest]

who dat guy is?

ooooooh

[graceful fox]

And once he killed him, he looted him and saw his name. He was vova vist

Then I think it was him but could have been someone else, he made a tribute song of him. Then he became a meme

[weak crest]

nice

[graceful fox]

And I may have made the meme even bigger than it had to be

[weak crest]

vova visit the zone is about stalkers at least in duty

[graceful fox]

But I think it's dying slowly

[weak crest]

yeah, like every meme

not wario dying while eating tho, those will never die

[graceful fox]

No memes can escape death

[weak crest]

except for wario dying while eating

[graceful fox]

But one day death comes

And Wario finally dies from eating his last meal

[weak crest]

nah, wario dies every day, infinite lives

wario is god like tier of character

he is an immortal being

if hes immortal how he die

infinite lives

he keeps regenerating, like a sponge

i think its a sponge that can regenerate

maybe its a lizard

[graceful fox]

Reptilians

[weak crest]

yeah

hes a reptilian man, wareptilian

[graceful fox]

🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

[weak crest]

🇻 🇴 🇻 🇦

[errant bane]

You can ask general Krylov about what he thinks about military and he says duty and military are enemies and their friendship is a rumor

[stiff blaze]

[weak crest]

-10000000000 health towards me

and every other dutier

no actually it should be reversed

-10000000000000 towards the military

[errant bane]

they are homies with some of spectnazers tho

[weak crest]

yeah, spetsnaz is best naz

[graceful fox]

Honestly, duty is still a bunch of stalkers. Illegal trespassers

[errant bane]

yes

that's why they are enemies with military

[weak crest]

yeah u rite

but duty is bassicly military, but better

better relations

[graceful fox]

Duty is basically military with black and red costumes

[weak crest]

better guns

[errant bane]

military is chad tho

[weak crest]

milichad

duchadty

[graceful fox]

Military would have won operation monolith if they had vova vist

In the battlefield

[weak crest]

vova vist the legend of the zone

[errant bane]

cheedom

[weak crest]

chadcologists

[errant bane]

chad sky

[weak crest]

free chads

[graceful fox]

Chaddits

[errant bane]

chadagades

[weak crest]

chadenades

bruh

[graceful fox]

Chadners

[weak crest]

monochad

[graceful fox]

Chadolith

[weak crest]

chadcenery

[errant bane]

sin faction was cut out because you can't make "chad" name for it that sounds good

[graceful fox]

Chadsin

[weak crest]

sichadn

[errant bane]

bruh

[graceful fox]

CHADISG

[weak crest]

sichadont

[errant bane]

chadorovich

[weak crest]

sidorodont

[graceful fox]

Chadlok

[errant bane]

chadkeeper

[weak crest]

schadr

[graceful fox]

Chorov

[weak crest]

matvey chadetti

[errant bane]

leshyichad

luchad

[weak crest]

ashochad

[errant bane]

lad-kash

[weak crest]

sridechad

vova vischad

i met a guy named vova porter in clear sky

[graceful fox]

If Vova was a stalker 2 Easter egg

I'd be happy

[errant bane]

virgin skull vs chad kostyan

[weak crest]

vova viVE LA RESISTANCE!

ik i spelled it wrong, idrc

[graceful fox]

Imagine if stalker 2 became GOTY

[weak crest]

i dont wanna imagine the intro being long af just like the hl1 goty edition

but would be lit af

[graceful fox]

No no

Not that, kind of goty

Only like an award

[weak crest]

oh

[muted marten]

It could if its done rlly well

Gonna depend a lot on the other games coming out

[weak crest]

boi

[quasi pagoda]

when a statue is stronger than the state

[fallen pelican]

[quasi pagoda]

its the smile gang

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

[fleet fog]

❤️

[weak crest]

cute

[errant bane]

Duty and freedom are secretly friends because Skull got kicked out of duty for attacking freedomers

[velvet umbra]

I appreciate your attempt to warm up relations between Duty and Freedom, but your understatement not any more.
Skull got kicked out for disobeying General Voronin's orders.

[weak crest]

Then he joined mercenarys

[night barn]

Probably not the same Skull

Also, I'm not sure what to think

Duty and Freedom have a cease-fire

Yet, they're still at war

[graceful fox]

Only in Jupiter

[night barn]

It is implied that General Voronin made a cease fire pact with Freedom, which excludes active military actions but does not exclude skirmishes.

Let me guess

Source/verification needed

[weak crest]

what

I do not understand this meme

[odd bronze]

it's not finished yet

[weak crest]

is it strelok after being flown at of the zone

[cinder urchin]

Is that Degtyarev?

[weak crest]

no

definitely no

If anyone its strelok

[weak crest]

strelok doesnt really look like that

this is Strelok

Yes but its probably not degtyrev, or scar

[weak crest]

its a character from stalker, for sure

Kruglov

[snow nest]

What is the best?

[weak crest]

Whos the military doctor

Sokolov

[rocky pond]

Azot

[weak crest]

You never see ashots face

[rocky pond]

Nitro

Not ashot, mechanic on yanov

[weak crest]

Maybe

[weak crest]

"Hey Buddy! Looking For A Good Deal?" -Ashot

[errant bane]

"That will be twenty dollars"
-Ashot

"I don't have a microscope"
-also Ashot

[normal heart]

StreertS

[errant bane]

AshsA

TohoT

UncnU YaY
ElclE RaR

[weak crest]

are these stalker memes now

[orchid scaffold]

Yes

Strelok in CoP looks like Putin, period

[weak crest]

He looks like Sergey Grygorovich, period

[orchid scaffold]

That aswell

He's like, an unholy product of a 14yo's ship between Putin and Sergyi on wattpad

[weak crest]

CoP's strelok's model is ugly

Messer model is better

[orchid scaffold]

yes

[errant bane]

Strelok is stupid, marked one schould kill him instead of talking to some rock

[night barn]

Yes

[stray elm]

Sidorovich in real life.

[weak crest]

He has a quest

[rustic ether]

"Marked one? What the hell!"

[graceful fox]

Mirrordovich

[exotic ridge]

I'm scared

[graceful fox]

Oh no

[exotic ridge]

Aaaaaaaa

[graceful fox]

RUN!

[exotic ridge]

I'm feeling like heavy

🔫 POW

You are dead, not big surprise

[graceful fox]

Lol

[exotic ridge]

@graceful fox what happen with you

Why are you VooV ViiV

[graceful fox]

Radiation

And mirror anomaly

[exotic ridge]

Why not Vova Vist, you live in 4 reactor?

[graceful fox]

Yes

[exotic ridge]

Oh

Take this

[graceful fox]

I had a Challenge to hide in CNPP for 24 hours and no monolith found me

Thank you kind sir

[exotic ridge]

Hey I need to go to the Bar

Coz idk where I have found PM

And I want to sell for 20

Or for 10 for

Or most chipper

running to the bar

[graceful fox]

Here stalker, have an energy drink!

[exotic ridge]

Thanks

And I'm not stalker

Because I'm from DuTy

[errant bane]

Everyone in the Zone who trespassed there is a stalker

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[graceful fox]

Yes

[fierce idol]

r/cursedsidrovich

[small summit]

can someone give link to that video where snork crawls down the ladder? cant remember when it was posted

[rustic ether]

wasnt it an Izlom/Fracture? @small summit

[small summit]

or izlom yes

my bad

[graceful fox]

Dealing with Vova Vist himself

[graceful fox]

Vovka Homebrew

[errant bane]

I raided military outpost in clear sky today

[night barn]

[errant bane]

Machine gun operator wasn't neither vova or vist

[weak crest]

Did you meet Vova Vist?

[night barn]

Darn

An imposter

[weak crest]

Are there any more bandits here

[night barn]

Couple

[weak crest]

I feel lonely

[night barn]

Can't type today

[errant bane]

Then join loners

[night barn]

Not many active, though

[weak crest]

NAW

[night barn]

Renegades cool, too

[weak crest]

I like being sneaky breeki bandit boi

[errant bane]

Deadly Anomalies is best faction

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[graceful fox]

@weak crest Ah nu

[night barn]

Might remove Freedom, but not sure

[graceful fox]

Why freedom/

Not Duud or FeeF, just join BaaB

[night barn]

Not really interested to label myself as a Free Stalker, so I guess I'm going to go Proamulus/AMNeSia

I'mma join DruuD

[graceful fox]

Why

BaaB good faction, we tough as nails bois and we have stalkers as artifact finders

Free artifacts, zero effort

[night barn]

[errant bane]

Join CllC SkkS

[graceful fox]

They just found a Jellyfish

[weak crest]

Wait... CRIMSON JOINING DuuD?!

[night barn]

DruuD

Not DuuD

[errant bane]

DooD...

[weak crest]

I'm confusio

[night barn]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Lore

[graceful fox]

BaaB\

[night barn]

Just need to change one letter to understand my alignment

[errant bane]

Only stalker lore I know good is cler ski

[night barn]

It's a part of CS Lore

You probably know it under another name

It doesn't really have a name, but Stalkers took to calling them by two different names

||Druids and Shamans||

[weak crest]

||what are those||

[errant bane]

That stalker?

[weak crest]

||i'm an uncultured swine||

[errant bane]

Lonley loner guy?

[night barn]

Hermit

Indeed

[weak crest]

||WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE DRUIDS AND SHAMANS?!||

[errant bane]

||IT'S LONLEY LONER DOOD||

[night barn]

The story of the battle druids.

They say there’s this one gang... People call them Shamans or Druids. So it appears they don’t use any electronic equipment at all, say they want to stay close to the nature and stuff… Well, they reason the Zone reacts stronger to equipment… To all this electromagnetic emissions or something… They say it attracts monsters. Basically, they believe the Zone is like a living being, you know. Like, it’s no good going into it with all these gadgets. If you’re right in your mind you’ll get by fine without ‘em. Doesn't stop them from carrying assault rifles, though… Guess the old teeth and nails are not up to the task, eh? But then again, you don’t hear a lot of stories about one of them kicking the bucket. Well, at least no more than about us… So, who knows, maybe they are on the right track there… They seem to be coming more from the Belarussian side, though… I’d like to have a look at them one day and check out their pockets for some artifacts…

[weak crest]

interesting

[errant bane]

https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Hermit

[graceful fox]

Imagine Druids as a mod faction

[night barn]

Heh

Yeah

[errant bane]

Mutants neutral

[weak crest]

interestong

[night barn]

Hermit got an RPG-7u, an upgraded TRs-301 and 2 upgraded AKM-74/2s

If every Shaman/Druid would be equipped with something like that

Then again, there's not many of them out there

[weak crest]

tbh I imagined them as some guys with jackets and assault rifles only

Bandits, egg-cologists and duty my fav

[night barn]

Thing is, in CS and SoC, when you don't wear anything, your Player Model will appear to be wearing a Sunrise Suit

[night barn]

He doesn't wear anything, just that it looks like a Sunrise Suit

[orchid scaffold]

I support this meme

[weak crest]

i see

[graceful fox]

In Anomaly i still dont get how Sinners are enemies with mutants... arent they suppsed to be friendly with them?

[weak crest]

interesting remark

[errant bane]

*Chad sky vs virgin ecos

[weak crest]

Eggcologists are chad ÒwÓ

[errant bane]

Nah

[weak crest]

[graceful fox]

No

[weak crest]

Bandits are chaddest

[graceful fox]

Easy targets for free artifacts

[night barn]

In reality, they'd look like this

https://gyazo.com/a2416e467925c7fde00009ec002ebdbb

[graceful fox]

and yes

[weak crest]

Sneeki breeki is best breeki

nice, grandmas shirt made by her

[graceful fox]

We all know that we have the best tactic, known as Cheeki Breeki iv Damke

[muted marten]

Nothing wrong w grandmas sweater

[night barn]

So yeah, I'mma go wear grandma's sweater

[muted marten]

Everyone uses them here in eastern europe

Cuz they very nice

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/agreed-leonardo-dicaprio-great-gif-11569561

[weak crest]

i know, only chads wore it

[muted marten]

@night barn ur western europe

[night barn]

I still like to wear sweaters

[muted marten]

Its just not the same

[night barn]

Darn

Why did I have to be born in Western Europe?

Why?!

[weak crest]

life

[night barn]

Heck Life

[weak crest]

[night barn]

Life has abandoned me

As such, I shall find a new Life

The Zone is my Life now

[weak crest]

i wish The Zone was real

[night barn]

Imagine how many Stalkers have died at the perimeter

Thinking the death toll might be higher than the Zone itself

[weak crest]

Ask Vova, he knows for sure

[night barn]

How many times did we die during our first run in CS?

[weak crest]

i died about 10 times

[graceful fox]

100 times

jk, idk tbh

[night barn]

Imagine every one of those lives being a civilian trying to enter the Zone

[weak crest]

yeah...

[night barn]

It's a wonder for most of these Stalkers to even have made their way into the Zone

[weak crest]

well, one word, Corruption

[night barn]

Most USS grunts aren't that corrupt over at the Army Checkpoint

[weak crest]

I think you meant 7.62x54mmR

[night barn]

Officers, yeah

But that would mostly be for VIPs, such as Traders

Live and let live

But keeping civilians from entering the Zone is a different story

[weak crest]

maybe they jump the fence

[night barn]

Once inside, they'll just try skinning the Stalkers

Doubt it

There are outposts with MGs and landmines and soldiers, both USS and UN, patrolling the perimeter

[weak crest]

i see

well, now its really a wonder how civilians get in the Zone

[night barn]

At those outposts, you've got your normal grunts, as well

[weak crest]

you know what, Make me a freedom, I want free enter in the Zone @night barn

[night barn]

So yeah, getting inside the Zone is a real bother

[weak crest]

no joke

[night barn]

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Freedom successfully given to Petrovich#5436.

Feb 22, 2020, 10:35 PM

[night barn]

-takerole @weak crest Duty

[weak crest]

thanks

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Duty successfully removed from Petrovich#5436.

Feb 22, 2020, 10:35 PM

[weak crest]

better now

[night barn]

Didn't expect that to happen

[weak crest]

only the pfp needs to be changed

[night barn]

-takerole @night barn Freedom

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Freedom successfully removed from Comrade Crimson#3084.

Feb 22, 2020, 10:37 PM

[graceful fox]

Oof, Petrovici is now

[night barn]

A Dutyer leaves for Freedom

A Freedomer becomes a Druid

[graceful fox]

freedomer

[night barn]

The Zone is funny, in its own way

[weak crest]

yes

[night barn]

The Zone is once again in balance

[weak crest]

got some good freedom art as pfp? @night barn

[night barn]

Not really

Just Patrick Sam

[weak crest]

ah

[night barn]

Kinda surprised, honestly

[weak crest]

ikr, me too

[night barn]

Furrdom

[weak crest]

but I relised,the Zone is a gift to humanity, that only needs to be calmed down

ay ay big smoke chill chill

[night barn]

People are entering the Zone, coming equipped with weapons

[weak crest]

wrong game

no more Duty, Freedom is my new friend,

[night barn]

They come prepared

Then they see a dog

Get scared and shoot a whole clip in the dog

[weak crest]

yeah :(

poor doggo

[night barn]

They're already assuming the worst

poor doggo

Just as an example

Don't see many Pseudogiants near the border of the Zone

Well, except for Agroprom

[weak crest]

because they are immediatly killed

[rustic ether]

Eeeeeey new member

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-party-snoop-gif-10839279

[rustic ether]

but what if youre just a spy?

[night barn]

Get him so high, he forgets who he is

Then, you can brainwash him into a Freedomer

[rustic ether]

what is it with people discriminating Freedom because some of them smoke

[night barn]

Yeah

Everyone does it

[weak crest]

i am not a spy

[rustic ether]

Our base is so close to the Scorcher that Im not even supprised

[weak crest]

for sure i am not

[night barn]

I wonder what Duty does with the packages they confiscate at their security posts

[weak crest]

HMM

i can gibe you that info

[night barn]

That would be nice

What do you wish in return, Stalker?

[weak crest]

girls, drugs and artefacts

[night barn]

@rustic ether, the drugs

I've got artifacts

Oh, wait

I know what you are referring to

[weak crest]

[night barn]

There, as requested

Now, that info?

[weak crest]

spasiba bratushka

time to brainwash myself with the Freedom radio

[night barn]

I'm getting the feeling that I got scammed...

[weak crest]

so, Do you want to know what Duty does with them?

[night barn]

Yes, I would highly appreciate getting my hands on such intel

[weak crest]

so... Duty uses the packages because they want to... Make the labs go Boom, too many mutants, and in those packages are a lot of TNT

[night barn]

Wait...

WEED CAN EXPLODE?

[weak crest]

IDK BRO

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-hull-what-the-heck-gif-8161000

So, this one day, we caught a Dutyer by the Military Warehouses, and begin interrogating him.

• “Alright, spill it, how many people are there in your assault group!”
• “I'm not telling you bastards anything! Do what you want!”
• “Just think about it, we're all honest here, we'll give you a pack of weed for every man you name in your team!”
• “Haha! Did you people really think I would sell out my entire squad for just twelve packs of weed?!”

[weak crest]

wow, he missed such a good opportunity...

[weak crest]

its a feature stalker,not a bug

[graceful fox]

Bandits are very stretchy

[weak crest]

yes

[graceful fox]

Step back Duty, you do not stand against our stretchiness

[weak crest]

@graceful fox what gun is limpid have in his hand

[raw dagger]

Bandits are just one of the many anomalies in the Zone.

[weak crest]

Looks like an AKm

But no AKM in stalker

[graceful fox]

Probably ak... idk

[raw dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-12307212

[weak crest]

What mod

Theres no scope like that in vanilla

[orchid scaffold]

@graceful fox that's MGSV reference

[graceful fox]

lol

@weak crest Its COMPLETE mod for Clear Sky

[weak crest]

COMPLETE

[night barn]

Funny, I'm watching MGS right now

[weak crest]

WHAT did you say?

[graceful fox]

Its a mod called COMPLETE

[weak crest]

COMPLETE bad mod

[graceful fox]

There are 3 different version each for one game.

[weak crest]

I know it

[graceful fox]

Eh, I think its ok

It was very good for SHadow of Chernobyl

[night barn]

https://media.tenor.com/images/dad8d9b9d7fe0b79c4409b8ad97154a1/tenor.gif

[weak crest]

It is too easy, after I saw CS captured the whole swamps without me doing anything

[graceful fox]

Easy? I think its ok

I play on Veteran rn

and that was just an opening part

[weak crest]

I played on master

[graceful fox]

Did you play through the entire game, or just the opening?

[weak crest]

I played intell the entrance to garbage and my game kept crashing with out crashlog

Last time I played was 3 years ago

[fleet fog]

In yanov

Nitro says "sup?" But sounds like soap

[weak crest]

Cool story

[fleet fog]

I never get used to it

[graceful fox]

lol

Bandits are "interesting" beings

[weak crest]

I think I will try this mod again

It adds new guns?

[marsh grotto]

someone make a mod of this

i need it

[weak crest]

dog food is worth more than this s**t

• Scamrovich

[outer fjord]

⭐

[fleet fog]

Star

[weak crest]

Yes

[weak crest]

ukranian mutant child

[weak crest]

I want to befriend it

[normal heart]

||не бейте пжлст, шутка||

[fossil terrace]

Whoa

[normal heart]

under meme writed:"i liked you right away"

[rustic ether]

It's not gay if it's in the Zone

[night barn]

Poker

[zealous flax]

Bruh

[weak crest]

im back from sleep

[zealous flax]

Sidor eated S2 loaf!!

[fleet fog]

Mmm

🌟

[zealous flax]

Sidorovich is drunk

[loud vale]

SOSIG

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/304677590428418058/680438708415365140/v4cao71eo0e21.png

[quasi pagoda]

consume the sosig

[zealous flax]

Mmm sosig

[quasi pagoda]

hold on that is doktorskaya kielbasa not diet sosig

[solar lagoon]

RIP ghost

I’ll forever wear your armor to the end

[weak crest]

:(

[zealous flax]

[molten citrus]

@normal heart блин, так не смешно же!

[normal heart]

[molten citrus]

[weak crest]

[weak crest]

[proud linden]

[graceful fox]

[idle arch]

He was a good stalker

[safe nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypEc8tIXWbk

[viral vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/435938425196249108/681301445265588322/image0-8.png?width=353&height=628

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEwbtYMGfYE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603149085616373761/659669743443247104/yeehaw.mp4

[graceful fox]

Hmmmm

[cerulean vortex]

suspicous

[fleet fog]

Wrong channel retard

#561154112683507712 not #🤨┃stalker_memes

[lunar steeple]

u said bad word ur gonna get beaned

[weak crest]

Retard is not bad word

They say it in stalker when approaching the waste processing station

[weak crest]

||ok, drop that retard!||

[graceful fox]

Gimme that artifact!

[graceful fox]

Doom Vist vs Doomslayer

Who would win 🤔

[weak crest]

Doom Vist

[sly finch]

Vist camper

afk bad camper

[fleet fog]

Found Loki and Voronin having a private PDA chat

[errant bane]

but is this Loki or Voronin saying that?

[graceful fox]

Yes

[errant bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/429407194228981771/681515251857883150/VID_20200224_154533_605.mp4

[quasi pagoda]

beutiful

[compact knoll]

[fallen pelican]

Ultra wide display.

[graceful fox]

Wolf's death is sad... But we must not forget... Vova vist

[fleet fog]

And of course

Sakahrov, when a fat ass controller wanders into the airlock

[graceful fox]

And of course, Borov. The THICC bandit

[errant bane]

Only good death in stalker universe is Mitay, unless he have changed

*it's optional tho

[errant bane]

translation?

[weak crest]

translation?

[zealous flax]

ReCAPCHA Sidor edition

[stray elm]

Sidorovich, please make a discount.

[zealous flax]

@sick bramble Ого, я бы советовал тебе изменить ник

По крайней мере на этом сервере

[sick bramble]

@zealous flax совет принят
лучше?

[zealous flax]

Ага

[sick bramble]

ну, я дальше мемы кидать

[zealous flax]

Даже улыбнуло)

Вспомнил как тушканы мойю экзу постоянно грызли

[sick bramble]

жаль, что пикчи только русскоязычные

[zealous flax]

ну на левой 5, а вообще довольно печальная история

[sick bramble]

кстати, что за история, коль она есть
а то какие-то инсайды без инсайдов

[zealous flax]

Ну как я знаю, он очень любил гонять на мотоциклах, вроде это было даже его хобби, и в одной аварии потерял палец

[sick bramble]

фух, теперь можно спать спокойно, не волнуясь о якудза

[weak crest]

translation we must get

[molten citrus]

@weak crest The scariest things in the world (4 meme)