#🤨┃stalker_memes
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pat and mat, kretek, reksio, koziołek matołek, bolek i lolek
god, those were good
Pat a mat was my fav
Saaaame
join freedom
Free Stalker best Stalker
join cheeki breeki gang
No duty


Remember, no Monolith
You call upon us
Ugh. Fanatics.
DUTY TRASH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
A N A R C H I S T S
Mercenaries are not the good guys, not the bad guys, just want to survive
Nah, that's loners. The Merc only in it for money
DEADLEE MOMMLE BEES, DANGRUS MOOT ANTS, HAMBURGERS AND BANDAIDS SHALL NOT STOP DOOTIE
ON EETS TRY OOF ANT MARCHN'T
Oh no
get flexed on kiddo
Loner best
I do not deserve to be a master
Hmmm
sad vova bruh noises
shall we ping mods?
Dunno if that is worth it. But choice is yours lmfao
h m m
@humble haven can you give famous Voov Viiv the master of #🤨┃stalker_memes? (purely cosmetical, with a nice pink color)
MAKE VOOV OUR LORD
lol lmfao
Or both
The reward worth the risk
sacrifices must be made
also if Voov Viiv gets a role, can I get a role like "Lord`s courier"?
Oh god
what is it, my lord?
It is hilariously amazing
its your big day
just pray that this will happen
Big day for Vova Vist
maybe we shoould ping other mod?
Anything for our favorite machinegunner
VooV ViiV ThhT LooL
I thought Vova Vist died ages ago as a meme. I was wrong
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voov becoming our lord (2020, colorized)
Well, this will be funny
@harsh swan can we have your attention for a moment?
omg its a big 18+ moment omg hanging is suicide thats 18+ its death
Try comrade crimson
Scroll up
I see degeneracy, that's what I'm seeing
you
Fair enough
Come to think of it, I'm seeing that more often as of late
worship our god or die
Nah
so you have chosen death
I also thought that it was silly. But still, this is so sad. Can we play vova vists tribute?
Yeah, one of the many
Yes, we can
Rip Вова Вист...
Ссылка на оригинал :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o
Czech mate
This the same streamer?
Boba BNct
Your ascetism pleases me.
Boba benct
Mods kinda had the point tbh
But you can still call me lord, since choice is your own
My lord
My lord Voov Viiv you will life forever
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I swear if this is gonna be a new cult, I will call it Vovalith
Rule 2? @night barn I am ready to be called gay, just make Vovalith, ffs
Oh boy
It ain't worth it man it's just a meme
Vovalith
'Aight
For Vovalith!
Slava Vovalita!
Lol
@obsidian shadow is enemy of Vovalith!
Promise not to cry?
Inb4 Military uses Vova Vist as a religious figure to manipulate stalkers and control the zone
@night barn do we get our roles?
No, not roles
(
its for the best
im gonna try to make a Vovalith badge
Vova Slayer
*Vovaguy
I need to play Stellaris and make the Vist Empire
That is a normal sized Vova with a giant Loaf
So he is as small as Tyler1? No way!
He's Vova, that's a giant Loaf and this is Jackass
That is cute
A guy who was livestreaming was going from the Great Swamps to the Cordon and had to survive the notorious MG fire. He got killed multiple times, but managed to make it to the Army Outpost, killing everyone there. When he check the inventory of the man who has killed him so many times, he saw his name: Vova Vist
Also, swearing's not allowed on the server

You don't usually get in too much trouble over it so long as you eventually stop.
It's usually on a case-by-case basis
Hmm, Vovka Vist
Loafs familly
We've got a Zone to burn.
Pretty much
stalker is our word
but you can say stalka
Boss is over there, go talk to him!
Hits the player with a stock of my rifle cause he spammed F too much
Duplet be like
"I am not paid to listen to your [REDACTED], the boss does!"
Says in a young bandit voice
"Leave the dangerous zone inmediatly"

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dootie
dootie
mnt dewdiee
Doody
deedly noomales
dangurn moots
arthritis
and gambits
tuworts zafin dee plenit
ah yes the blood sucker
deedly inoomales
dangurnos mootns
arthritis
and banned kids
nunthin stahp doodi
on eets troo-ufant mach
tuworts zafin dee plenit


it remains a mystery!
What is happening here...
cheeeki breeki ivdamke
cheeto
Cheeto Breeto Iv Damto

Da da
Dolgbad , freedomgud
THis is what you see in your nightmares if you dont join Duty
haha this faction bad that faction gud haha
haha lol
Hahaha... Unless...?

What are we supposed to be looking at
name
Its Kurvitz not that
||that name is pretty much "b*tch-vitz"||




intense face moment


bagpipe?
Demoman in an emission
Epilepsy warning
are u ding? eat diet sosig
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can I have some cringe?
price of peach
bruh


smile_degtyarev
Hmm_cheeki
lebedev_f
its time to stop
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Beautiful
I have a red font in my textbook, but Sidorovich said that green is a friend, yellow is a neutral, and red is only enemies.
I could not find this emoji.
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e n l a r g e l a r g e b e a r d
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goddamn, time to mute this channel, so much spam
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@versed pike
How
Maybe the bot was down
I need permissions?
Nope
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The bot hate me 

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Renegade Pepe Chad Pepe
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I could not find this emoji.
Guess it's as big as it's ever gonna get
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Funny how community easter eggs were suggested. Now I can imagine vova vist as a secret npc
what's it called when a russian soldier becomes an interstellar bounty hunter?
Boba Vist
Yes
Vova Fett
Vova Bladerunner
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I could not find this emoji.
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No
i know you have seen this a hundred times over but i made myself laugh
we need more verisons of bread in stalker

deadly anomalies
Dangerous mutants
Me when I get @‘d in this server for a meme video
Me when I just get everyone
@solar lagoon
I swear to freaking god

@solar lagoon
I almost said a no no word. The furry benefactors at discord would strike us down
@solar lagoon
I will go to the military cordon and commit genocide

You dare to challenge me, stalker?
I can do the same thing to you, the thing I have done to this Russian streamer
I do dare
Oh no... Its freedoms demon
@solar lagoon
:v)
freedmn't check
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ATTENTION STALKERS! An emission is approaching, seek shelter!
Wait lol
Lemmie go make somthing
build the radiation bunker!
Eat the bread
And find the wish granter
The all new FREEDOM collection from Prypiat city
(Smirks in freedom)
Lol
indeed we need more loaf

Never play without a mouse
Lol o forgot the bluetooth thing for mine
@weak crest u was killed by voov viiv?
Well, i tried doing tunnels to Prypiat for first time
Funny mask men on arm and leg slap me
Vova ЧИСТ
@weak crest Vanilla CS with loot money and alternate faction skins
I see
They are addons for SRP but I am not using SRP, they work without SRP still
Vova can shoot even after he is dead
VOVA VULT HERETIC
Vova Vist is Chuck Norris 2.
Lab


SLAVA VOVALITA!
WE THANK YOU OH VOVA VIST, FOR REVEALING ENEMY PLANS TO US. MAY YOUR LIGHT SHINE UPON US AS WE FIGHT FOR YOUR WILL. ONWARDS WARRIORS OF THE VOVA VIST, AVENGE YOUR FALLEN BROTHERS
May your PKM*
BLESSED AS WE FIGHT FOR YOU, HOLY VOVA VIST. MAY BE DEATH TO THOSE WHO SPURNED THE HOLY POWER OF THE VOVA VIST
new discord @ reaction
P r a i s e t h e V i s t
@solar lagoon
wait what the heck. Where did the other one go
cant post the same images twice apparently ig
@solar lagoon
I swear on me mum
I TELL YOU F||REAK||ING WHAT, COME TO BERMINGHAM, ASK AROUND FOR DANNY AND I’LL BREAK YOUR F||REAK||ING LEGS!
OK I'M sorry
wait what video
Oh. The first time you posted the ping meme, you said "me when someone pings me for a meme video"
Ah OK. Gotcha
Problem, Monothot?
I would Vova Vist and follow Sevka Slav
jk... also Sevka Slav is me lol
@solar lagoon screw freedom

you still would have collected cans
i’m not going to get into a flame war over a game lol

so Vova Vist is that machine gunner in CS in the cordon?
yes
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oof


XD
Jesus the military in Anomaly is awful. They have superhuman eagle eyes, they have an insane aimbot.
are you trying to start a fight, dude
Monolith would like to check your vibe
@graceful fox anomaly military be like thermal vision. ive had more trouble with Monolith tbh. thinking of getting the realistic rebalance mod since it sometimes takes 3 headshots to kill a dude
ive had a guy in a seva suit survive a headshot from a .338 lapua
Oh i didnt know there was such a mod. THanks friend
before you get it
its kind of a mixed bag in terms of balance, read its description
what if someone liked both freedom and duty?
Military can be a pain.
Well, tbh I like Duty and Freedom
I like Duty's regime, while at freedom their cheernes
renegades are good use for target practice
Mercs have best equipments
Freedom has the same equipment
SIG SG553, LR300M, RPG, VSS
I never seen a freedumber with an VSS
Right, but I've never seen a Merc with one either, except Scar
I literally for got the SG553 in game name...
TRS 301
Rocket Launcher
VINTAR BC
Ok...
¯_(ツ)_/¯
But yeah, those two are weapons Freedomers don't have
But then again, Mercs don't have the SVDm-2 and the SVUmk-2
VSS is better
i need more memes guys
Came to Jupiter to leave my thanks on Uncle Yar
F
Hmm why, Uncle Yar is a cool guy

Yeah, he even gives a free canned food to random guy he met for the first time
Yeah
Also Ashot
Me Merc, Merc hostile Freedom, Yar Freedom, no more explain needed
Yeah, but still
Nah, they've rebuild their relationship, so they're neutral in CoP
Another thing CoC relationships messed up
And, as such, other CoC based mods
CoC ain't perfect, but it's all i got until i get a new SSD
Have you played the Vanilla games already?
It can easily be changed, of course
Have you played the Vanilla games already?
@weak crest SoC, CoP and i wanna try CS
Vanilla good
CS is great
Funny thing in CoC relationship is that freedom's goals under Czechov were researching the zone just like clear sky did
Pretty much the Dark Souls of S.T.A.L.K.E.R., but it has a lot of Lore
Yeah
@weak crest Vanilla is always number one, but mods are a filler once the original experience gets stale and old
I know, but i have played them too much
Vanilla good
@weak crest
But every time i want i read something awful about it
Nah, it's good
CS even vanilla is fun
I don't understand the hate for CS
@night barn same, ai loved it
It's always been my favorite in the series
Like, i have played 3 runs of both SoC and CoP
I played CS first
Same
I played CS SHOC and COP
Chronologically
Lets move to en_stalker so for no cooldown
Potassium
Lets move to en_stalker so for no cooldown
@weak crest Ok
B o i


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Mfw no stalker gf

Nikolai OST
Brainwashed monothot?



zone is the biggest no girls allowed area
Yes

The 2nd hand armor your friend promises it's brand new
Heh
XP-Suit
When armor repair costs 4000, so you go to Prypiat for 5000 so its a free repair.
Stonks
Exactly what i did
a katyusha? dude that power is pitifully low its powerful as death star
and gauss rifle is a supernova explosion
youre making it seem like you would be fine if a katyusha started firing on your apartment block
it'll be fine! 
No worry, I just start calling some girl katyusha and we will be friends, so it wouldn't be bad if she started firing on my building
Katyusha=Kat
Just press f1 and f2, all you need is bandage and med kit. Missile strike no problem to russian magic needles in funny yellow box

That's beautiful


translation?
y e s
s t a n l e y?
XD
Beautiful

loaf connects
Entering garbage in clear sky be like:
Stalker
Gordon Ramsay: finally some good fucking food
Fresh frozen from the can
1 word: YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5oBNokPelc O_O... SCREW YOU ALL FREEDOMERS! NO MORE ILEGALL ARTIFACT TRADING! NO MORE DRUGS! WE WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE! SCREW ANARCHISTS! HAIL DUTY!!!
no
after listening to this it filled me with determination
duty sux
dude I would be freedomer if not one thing in clear sky
Weed
they looked military... dude... I decided to join them
dude If I woudnt saw the duty base I would be a freedomer
I actually saluted to this video... no joke I did
ye... I didnt seen AW then
join duty in russian STOOPID DOLG
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Mods used:
Reborn Doppelganger 7.63
and bits of Yoctosfera/RTTN/OLR
Musi...

:)
Freedom: FRIENDLY SIDIROVICH , DANGEROUS ARMY , DUTY AND MONOLITH WONT STOP FREEDOM FROM BREAKING THE LAW AND DESTROYING THE WORLD!
........................ what?
I wish I didnt seen the duty base in aprogrom lol
yes
Duty is the law


Hey duty, gonna cry? Fall into scar anomaly maybe? Maybe even.... be brainwashed by c-consciousness?
Duty and Freedom suck!
Did someone say monolith
SLAVA MONOLITHA
Some random English hacker downloading vk and using google translate to find the answer for the cipher (2020 colorized)
That moment when it's valentines day, and you are as alone as loners
I don't see the problem
Who needs to have a partner when you have the Zone right?
Right
or a 2 weeks old bloodsucker corpse
Bandit


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wish I could read that


sir um hate to say this but kinda contains NSFW sorry rly sorry bro its a fun meme but gotta say it man
Oh vova vist...
@weak crest what the burnt fuzz

@sharp fox Баянометр зашкаливает
@sly finch Нормаааааас
bruh mark of vova
vova bruh moment
Freedom when Duty's General died in a space bubble





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Me encountering a controller for the first time

walder

VOVA VIST JOINS THE BLACK MESA SECURITY FORCE
Happy vovaltine’s stalkers




SLAVA VOVALITA
#Duty #Dutywave #STALKERwave #Propaganda
Wilma Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe9A-T9LTZWLYUoZtflw53w
Zopporillo projects:
https://vk.com/welcometochernobyl
https://vk.com/zona_draw
Special thanks to my best friend Svenska for bringing over all his gear to my place...
New dooty propaganda
Not new
Just realised that. But new to this channel.
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DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS, BANDITS, SOME DOOTY, NONE OF THEM WILL STOP VOVALITH
OK I'll stop
DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET
The biggest lie Dooty has ever told
Freedom and Bandits are the best faction
Music: Bandit Radio, Cheeki Breeki Revolt
Discord: BokiJac...
deedly inoomales
dangurnos mootns
arthritis
and banned kids
nun-n stahp doodi
on eets troo-ufant mach
tuworts stoppin' our toilet splashes
dutywave might make me consider joining duty
is duty haram
beep-beep-beep
Delicous Nokia
It doesn't beeps tho
atleast shows where the artifacts are
i dont like echo no offense

I thought you were fighting headcrab zombies Vova
Hence, you joined the Black Mesa Security Force.

b e a r good too
b e a r g o d
Bear has helped me out greatly.
Svarog
Svarog best detector.
Svarog is just veles, except yes

Rip Вова Вист...
Ссылка на оригинал :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o
MONOLITH ABOVE ALL
vovalit
Oh Vova...
Vova Vist is in our hearts.
How about ViiV ViiV his cousin who fought in Afghanistan?
And Visv Vota? His uncle in Alabama
how is vova vist still alive as a meme?
V o v a V i s t a
Это он щас к чему? Как эти мемы связаны с Вовой Вистом? Харе страдать фигней.
Фигня:ничего не делает
@outer fjord:Харе страдать фигней
Суфлёр мне не нужен @weak crest
Grzegorz Vist
Grzegorz Vistęczyszczykiewicz

Putin Vist
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz-Vist-Chrząszczyrzeworzyce
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Mszczonowieścice, gmina Grzmiszczosławice, powiat Trzcinogrzechotnikowo.
Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie
v o o v v i i v v i s t
obama vist
FreerF or DuuD?
freerf
FreeF
Monolit
FreeF
mono🔥
MooM
monolit
DruudS
ViiV
BanaB
EcoocE
Imagine Vova Vist as main protagonist in Stalker 2.
You have to kill a stalker for straight 2 hours.
Imagine GSC relasing stalker 2, you buy it and it turns out to be joke game on xray 1.6 where you shoot stalkers as Vova Vist and then you realise it's april fools
that would be epic
I always avoid shooting at soldiers at cordon border when playing clear sky
But how? Unless if you are using the alternate entrance
I couldnt get past the cordon on my first playthrough
monoliy
❓
Sosigun
kolbasa man
Finally
I got kolbasa full edition
Now i need loaf
For make......
Anything
With kolbasa full editionand loaf
We had stalker 2 bread... But what about... STALKER 2 SAUSAGE
Stalker mp be like
Is that CoP multiplayer?
Yes
I want to play too but the log in is drunk
p r a i s e t h e w o o d
The council will decide your fate
Duumb
DruuD
heaven
Zone heaven
Boba BNct
Vist heaven
@graceful fox sorry for not responding, but there's a hole in fence near military outpost
... A fence spotted, keeping eye on potential stalkers
They are stalking stalkers. Coincidence?
GsccsG







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