#🤨┃stalker_memes

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graceful fox
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Dooty treasure?

weak crest
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booty

errant bane
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dooty booty

graceful fox
solar lagoon
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Ah yes, it begins

weak crest
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I just found this really funny meme.

night barn
solar lagoon
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If I had an artifact every time someone stole my memes on this chat, I’d have enough to get a bj from sid

weak crest
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nice

arctic comet
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LOLOLOL

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I d go one from Sakharov.

night barn
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In a way, yes

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However, the Monolith is a front of C-Con

weak crest
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monolit

night barn
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In the eyes of the Monolith, they need to protect the Monolith from those with ill intentions

weak crest
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which they fail

night barn
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Funnily enough, before that, there were Free Stalkers who actually believed this and did this

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The Monolith existed before that, as well

weak crest
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originals werent brainwashed.

night barn
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Yep

weak crest
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their bodies are scattered everywhere, even in the death truck near cordon

night barn
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And take their humanity

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Yes and no

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Taking someone's humanity is the same as effectively killing one

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However, these Monolithians try to protect the Zone. As such, they are the defenders who try to prevent the Third Disaster

weak crest
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In the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.Soup mod, a random NPC once said to me "Their were these monolith guys, kept talking about some "god", they were real peaceful but one day they came from the CHNNP gunning everyone down in their path", not exactly what but yeah.

velvet umbra
fleet fog
smoky cedar
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fedka telegraphist

fleet fog
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Issac Kleiner

errant bane
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Danko Saber

weak crest
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Fima Bourgeois

solar lagoon
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STAHP

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AAHH STAHP!!! GAAH STAHP

cinder urchin
fleet fog
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Whenever I play anomaly, I can't help but name my ecologist Issac Kleiner

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And replace player pain sounds with half life scientist sounds

tulip turret
graceful fox
weak crest
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How about Bruh Vist?

graceful fox
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Ok

rustic ether
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vova vist meme relevancy = 0% 👀

errant bane
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No u

rustic ether
stuck geyser
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How about loaf Vist?

errant bane
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Yes

devout tartan
errant bane
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Vova Bruh

past terrace
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hurb avov

graceful fox
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Vova bruh

weak crest
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Vova bruh vova_vist

final orchid
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Vistus Hurbavov

solar lagoon
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Vova Bruh

graceful fox
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Vova Bruh

sly finch
muted marten
errant bane
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My gauss is bigger

scarlet citrus
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MKay

weak crest
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k

agile sonnet
rugged onyx
graceful fox
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Is that Kojima?

orchid scaffold
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it is hideo

graceful fox
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Hideo Freejima

graceful fox
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Dorime

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Interepo adamare dorime

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Ameno, ameno

weak crest
errant bane
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Cup of psy waves

graceful fox
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At least I did not get my brain scorched

agile sonnet
fleet fog
orchid scaffold
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Ryan would be perfect for a Clear Skier, but after the events of CS

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With Loner patch sewn over the CS one and his suit having the blue painted over or somehow bleached out, yet still visible from close perspective

next igloo
smoky cedar
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bronks

fleet fog
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Brokes

toxic rover
weak crest
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skadovks

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skaduvesk

fleet fog
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Skadfusk

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I can't say the bad word

errant bane
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Bots removing no no words are pretty annoying in my opinion

fleet fog
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Yeah

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Robots are fat losers

errant bane
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Like, I got muted on one server for word that starts with "re" and ends with "tard"

weak crest
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skadamericanschoolshooters

fleet fog
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Retrad

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Hows that you filthy robot

errant bane
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On other server some bot muted me for that, but not on this one

fallen pelican
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I say R-tard. "Drop dead, r-tard"

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Mercs - 2012.

weak crest
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i say monolith.

fallen pelican
fleet fog
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Hmm cheeki

weak crest
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No

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Its hmm_cheeki

fleet fog
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Ik

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Just stating the name

rare star
graceful fox
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Menacing Vist

rare star
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Is there any other kind!

solar lagoon
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Dead vist 😔

exotic ridge
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No

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Vist alive

graceful fox
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Ghost Vist

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Vova Rogue is Vists worst enemy

exotic ridge
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Vova Vist will be alive forever

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Load last preservation

graceful fox
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Yes

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Vova Vist vs Vova Rogue

exotic ridge
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🤔

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I think Vova Vist will win

gritty peak
weak crest
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strelok vist

lilac tundra
night barn
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Edit Kuznetsov's face with that cat's face

weak crest
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skastrelok

fleet fog
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Strelol

weak crest
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k

zealous flax
fleet fog
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What

weak crest
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strallah

primal veldt
weak crest
solar lagoon
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“Ahaha I, the enemy have taken your gun. Now suffer while I somehow take a perfectly fine weapon and break it beyond usability”

weak crest
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''Oh, you are approaching me?''

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''Rather than fleeing, coming right to my shotgun?''

halcyon sail
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"i can t punch you with my granade without getting closer"

fossil terrace
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Stalker, sultan wants to see you

fleet fog
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The man himself

graceful fox
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What is the job?

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"Oh hohoho, then come as close as you'd like."

fleet fog
weak crest
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ouch

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PETA is sweating nervously but hey, the Zone's dogs, the Zone's rules

fleet fog
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Vodka vova

weak crest
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yes

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bagpipe

fleet fog
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Demoman

weak crest
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skadovsk

fleet fog
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Schvenko

weak crest
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yanov

fleet fog
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Radar

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That said Strallah

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Not yanov

weak crest
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yes i thought we were memeing sry.

fleet fog
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Yes and no

weak crest
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q u i t e

quasi pagoda
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its time to remove bandit

fleet fog
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Ammo, Guns, Grenades?
You want it?
It's yours my stalker!
As long as you have enough rubles

I'm sorry marked one, I don't give credit, come back when you're a bit... Drunk!

cinder urchin
weak crest
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that is firelake's against ionized odds

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guitarized

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and a bit changed

cinder urchin
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Yes

fallen pelican
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-enlarge detector_veles

fallen pelican
cinder urchin
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No

fallen pelican
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There you go, @smoky cedar

smoky cedar
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oh no

cinder urchin
smoky cedar
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why have you done this

fallen pelican
weak crest
smoky cedar
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another one lost to the zone

cinder urchin
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I never lose to the zone

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My game has never crashed once when I play it

fleet fog
weak crest
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What mod are you playing?

smoky cedar
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anomaly

weak crest
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Why are the weapons and gear so high quality

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The highest quality gear I usually get is like 15%

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Might be because I always play on sluggish progression

smoky cedar
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spawned in/bought from trader

weak crest
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And im pretty sure enemies don't have backpacks in their inventory

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And he literally has a gun thats impossible to get without spawning it

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The USAS12, definitely spawned it all

fleet fog
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@smoky cedar @weak crest I modded the warfare starting loadout options and points for the military. Why go in with a cloth vest than go in with military grade gear. 10 iq russian-urkranian army

weak crest
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@fleet fog Wait thats you're character?

fleet fog
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Yea

weak crest
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@fleet fog I thought you went out of your way to spawn every single item and put it on some military guys corpse, my bad thats a pretty good idea though

fleet fog
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Notice my char's name too

weak crest
solar lagoon
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Vova cabbage

fleet fog
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Vovdka vist

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Boba vist

weak crest
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Boba Bist

weak crest
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It crashed when I was in the fight from Pripyat, along side with those loners

hasty crown
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We need a stalker themed :grave_cross: so that the state of #🤨┃stalker_memes can be described more precisely

weak crest
rustic ether
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bruh

errant bane
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Vova is right

graceful fox
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Vova Vist dislikes this

weak crest
orchid scaffold
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He wants some beer

graceful fox
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Give him some.

plucky viper
quasi pagoda
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run boaii

graceful fox
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I killed it

weak crest
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if i knew how to install mods i would lmao

barren sparrow
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It's pretty easy (sometimes) as long as you know how to drag a folder to another folder

smoky cedar
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its not sometimes pretty easy, it's ridiculously easy, even a 6 year old could do it
I don't get why people are so afraid of learning new things
like bruh even if you mess up, all you did is waste a bit of time
even then, you still learn so you don't do the same mistakes next time. I don't get what's the big deal about installing mods, there's even a couple thousand tutorials on YouTube. just because you don't know isn't an excuse, just go pull up a video and do it if you're so afraid

barren sparrow
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I guess some people just prefer playing vanilla or just found out about mods like 34 sec ago

smoky cedar
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to each their own, all I can say is that they're missing out

barren sparrow
weak crest
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dorime

barren sparrow
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I brought a automatic shotgun so its dorime for them

weak crest
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i got batteries at SoP and idk im not even at pripyat

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nobody wants them too

barren sparrow
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"SoP" refers to?

weak crest
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shadow of pripyat

barren sparrow
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Batteries are ammo for the gauss so no one would buy them i think

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Wait what is that a mod?

weak crest
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no a game in the series

barren sparrow
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Is it shadow of pripyat or shadow of chernobyl im getting confused

weak crest
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shadow of pripyat

barren sparrow
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Ok

weak crest
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call of sky

barren sparrow
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Clear Chernobyl

weak crest
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call of stalker 2

barren sparrow
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Stalker Call of Sky Clear Chernobyl 2.16 All dlc repack 100% real no fake

marsh grotto
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Stalker Call of Sky Clear Chernobyl 2.16 All DLC repack 100% real no fake no virus 2021

barren sparrow
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Best title award 2099

devout tartan
orchid scaffold
sage zealot
barren sparrow
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I don't need it, i don't need it

stable mirage
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IIIIIIIIII NNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smoky cedar
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duty sucks and swallows

rustic ether
smoky cedar
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rip fatman

rustic ether
smoky cedar
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me*

rustic ether
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youre not fat

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its the radiation its not your fault

smoky cedar
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ur right comrade

weak crest
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Thats an alpha Burer

graceful fox
final orchid
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oh yes

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flutemetal

weak crest
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when you give the flute lead

final orchid
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I can picture a bunch of loners playing metal when suddenly this weird guy comes, pulls out a flute,joins the band and starts playing aggressively. The band is confused, the crowd is confused but it all comes together and sounds surprisingly good

barren sparrow
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Better than expected

smoky cedar
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+for meme
-for repost

weak crest
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Then its a = meme

fleet fog
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♻️

errant bane
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So then it's neutron but meme

weak crest
smoky cedar
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throwable melee weapons? you want far cry 5 in stalker 2?

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sounds cool

graceful fox
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Throws shovels in Far Cry 5

pine raptor
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Finally, a good use for military shovels.

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Should have just the shovels be throwable.

smoky cedar
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military shovels can be used for/as:
digging poop holes
used as an utility tool
used as a seat
used as a weapon

final orchid
errant bane
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Thiccolith

cinder urchin
fleet fog
smoky cedar
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this happened to you?

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jesus christ that's nightmare fuel

orchid scaffold
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God, I'd scream in panic

weak crest
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no, explode the tsar bomba there

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Duty aint gonna be enough to kill it
call in the Red Army

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call in the Waffen SS

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calls in the entire NATO and Warsaw pact

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call in the world

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call in the world

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No,we need the entire UNSC and covenant fleet

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no we need the whole time and space

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no, we need all the fictional armies

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no we need everything

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Yeah

fleet fog
smoky cedar
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gods

fleet fog
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No

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They are coomers

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Look at vano's expression

smoky cedar
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gods.

hidden plank
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mans just don't care

weak crest
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Thi is from reddit

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plz someone tell me how to get duty exoskeleton in COC

errant bane
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Debug menu

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Or Petrenko

graceful fox
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Freedom vs Dooty vs Vova Vist

smoky cedar
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free for all

graceful fox
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Yes

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Vova vist is one man

weak crest
exotic ridge
weak crest
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translation requested

orchid scaffold
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Opa

Your mother is Sidorovich

weak crest
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thx

weak crest
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Ita postirony

timber garden
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Da

orchid scaffold
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Yes, Russian postirony

weak crest
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@weak crest I'm u/mokapony and I love u to

fleet fog
gilded drum
fallen pelican
night barn
fallen pelican
night barn
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Mercenario Scar

fallen pelican
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ANDALE!

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back in 2016, when i played the games in crappy spanish, and cheated like a champ.

night barn
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That's not cool, dude

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You're making Pepe sad

fallen pelican
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We all have a bit of Amnesia in ourselves.

rustic ether
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@fallen pelican thats only 8

fallen pelican
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But i'm healed right now.

rustic ether
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oh the slider goes down

fallen pelican
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and they're stacked.

rustic ether
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bruh

fallen pelican
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Carried that corpse from the factory all the way down to Hey buddy!

night barn
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Madlad

fallen pelican
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Not my proudest moment.

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That why i have the whole "not looting weapons" policy.

night barn
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At least CoP makes it harder, since the condition has to be almost perfect before they can be sold

fallen pelican
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Riiight, you would have to do the math and see if it pay out the repairing.

night barn
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Yep

fallen pelican
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i think i prefer not to loot anyways.

night barn
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Artifact hunting is more profitable anyways

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Then again, I don't know if it angers the Zone from a Lore perspective

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But in-game, it doesn't

orchid scaffold
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Artifacts aren't that connected to the zone

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They are just its produce

night barn
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There is the Anomalous Grove

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But that's just one example

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As to why the Zone wishes to protect it, I do not know

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Still, I liked that concept

orchid scaffold
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Well, it was a plant

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Not just the artifact, but a plant

night barn
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Yep

fallen pelican
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It would be interesting if in Stalker 2 the more you take the artifacts the higher the chances of encountering Anomalies and Mutants you get.

orchid scaffold
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Maybe not artifacts

night barn
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And of course, the same with hunting Mutants

orchid scaffold
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Go full-on Command & Conquer

night barn
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Then again, we don't know if the Zone acts with aggression when you grab an Artifact

orchid scaffold
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Make the zone develop, you know... new types of plants embedded with anomalous properties, maybe some proper mutant made like that

fallen pelican
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If you think it as a plant, it shouldn't get agressive, is a way to spread it seeds, the Zone would want you to be picking them up, like a Bird or Bee.

night barn
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See, that's the thing

orchid scaffold
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Well, what if the plant didn't develop the seeds

night barn
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We only know the Zone doesn't like something when it acts with agression

fallen pelican
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and if it's seeds make their way outside, the better.

orchid scaffold
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Wait

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Can you send the picture of that plant?

fallen pelican
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Which plant?

orchid scaffold
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From the grove

night barn
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A plant that was part of a grove, which was partially transformed by anomalous activity. The grove reacted to the intrusion with aggression, but the plant does not appear to be dangerous so far.
orchid scaffold
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I'm getting the 404

night barn
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One moment

orchid scaffold
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Can you send the whole picture?

fallen pelican
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You want a screenshot of the place?

orchid scaffold
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Yeah

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And the plant even in low res looks underdeveloped

fallen pelican
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That's kinda disappointing.

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I was expecting a more impactful design.

night barn
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Yep

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Doesn't look as twisted as any Chemical Anomalous Area I've seen

fallen pelican
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Can't wait to do that quest, tho. Eager to meet the Eco's.

night barn
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Kinda Spoiler?
||Reminder that the Ecologists can also anger the Zone, causing more spawns.||

fallen pelican
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Yeah, the Oakpine has a far more intricate design, than that one.

night barn
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It is also said that it literally grows Artifacts

fallen pelican
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Wait, the quest can increase the mutant spawning?

night barn
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Ecologist quests, yes

fallen pelican
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Imma get the Zone so mad i'll regret it.

night barn
orchid scaffold
fallen pelican
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Time to go to sleep, tomorrow i have a date with a Chimera of those.

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Bye bye, duuudes.

night barn
orchid scaffold
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Gn

weak crest
weak crest
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Exo suit made you become extra THICC ngl

errant bane
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^ best reason why to get one

weak crest
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Whoefully agree

rustic ether
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and also deform your arms

weak crest
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And your ability to sprint, too

rustic ether
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if you try really hard you can

weak crest
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It's either a lot of energy drink or a lot of money for Cardan

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Or both

graceful fox
barren sparrow
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Stalker doesnt give you time to restart

smoky cedar
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stalker restarts you whether you ask for it or not

barren sparrow
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Its not your will... its The Zone Will

orchid scaffold
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It's C-Con

barren sparrow
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Its the MONOLITH!

safe nimbus
weak crest
barren sparrow
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The virgin Ecologist The Chad Sky

smoky cedar
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the virgin stalkers vs the Chad nonolith

lunar steeple
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virgin law abiding humans vs chad stalkers

weak crest
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virgin criminals vs chad bandits

cinder urchin
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I hope to become a 38 year old delinquent when the world has it's nuclear fire

fallen pelican
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No need for nukes, China's getting way ahead with their poops.

weak crest
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Translation?

rustic ether
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I always hear that "Habar" thing in conversations, what does it mean?

lilac tundra
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habar=loot

rustic ether
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thank you

weak crest
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I was going to save Fox then PDA ring

“Fox is kill”

No

solar lagoon
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Sir, this is a STALKER meme channel

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only highly intellectual and though provoking STALKER memes are tolerated

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like this one for example

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“You cant just call fascists or cultists to justify a war, freedom”
“Sounds like something a fascist and/or cultists would say”

errant bane
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Yes

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Duty justifies war with freedom by calling them anarchists, so it's perfectly balanced

weak crest
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Duty is fascist, based.

weak crest
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I wouldnt agree on that but k

errant bane
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Now other people can't say "no, funny cheeki breeki game faction can't have diffrent political views than mine reeeee" cuz that's political discussion

weak crest
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agreed

smoky cedar
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meh what I find funny is if someone is a different opinion, if someone is x , then he must be insert extreme of x

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literally 100% of all discussions its like this

solar lagoon
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I do that for the memes

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Zulu from CoP was pretty cool

smoky cedar
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yeah it's pretty obvious when someone is meming

errant bane
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Yeah

smoky cedar
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smh dooty

solar lagoon
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I do like freedom more than duty tho, obviously.

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If I had to choose between total anarchy or order enforced by death I’d choose anarchy

errant bane
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Yeah, freeweeders are cool doods

smoky cedar
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praise monolith

solar lagoon
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I still find it funny how freedom has done more to fight against monolith than duty has though

errant bane
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In anarchy no one can stop you from enforcing your own political system

smoky cedar
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you'll probably diie before yoou do though

errant bane
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Yeah

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You need power to do so

pine raptor
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I just like to roam around.

smoky cedar
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me too

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although I usually kill everyone I can for loot

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without maakig the traders aggressive

pine raptor
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I kill hostiles. Leave other passive stalkers alone.

smoky cedar
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free loot

pine raptor
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I prefer roleplay with my roleplaying game.

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If I start killing random stalkers, I might as well clean house.

hidden plank
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I prefer to avoid killing passive stalkers unless for a quest

weak crest
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i once killed 3 people (innocent) for a vintar BC in SoP

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CoP*

hidden plank
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because yeah free loot is good n all but I don't want to end up getting in unneccesary fights

weak crest
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In COP I just killed everyone for fun

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In the freeplay mode it gets boring having everyone except zombies and stuff hostile

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In SHOC I would only kill neutrals for bounty missions

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https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Mercenary_notebook it mentions that theres a rumor that it can trigger another ending with the merc?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Wiki

The Mercenary notebook is a quest item in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat. The Mercenary notebook can be found inside the waste processing station in Zaton and is the target of the Mercenary Camp...

night barn
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||It's a subtle way of presenting a sub-plot, nothing more||

cinder urchin
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\

weak crest
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here have a cup of monolith psy waves and propoganda

barren sparrow
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The worst of two factions, nice

weak crest
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clear sky was outnumbered

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swamp bandits outnumbered them until scar came

barren sparrow
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That makes Scar look like doomguy I LIKE IT

graceful fox
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Vova Vist prevented all the stalking

mossy oracle
fleet fog
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Ok so in the thumbnail we got Strelok voring blue fire, Gold coins raining on Strelok and Zombie Strelok in a kung-fu stance.

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Strelok looks asian

pine raptor
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Looks like a damn zombie

smoky cedar
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@pine raptor u better edit that out before janny swipes you

barren sparrow
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Theres no swear in mi dad's christian Stalker server

mighty gorge
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Bro,did you just swear in this christian zone? that's pretty cringe ngl. we better throw you into the whirligig anomaly

barren sparrow
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Burner anomaly to purify his soul

pine raptor
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I'll break all of your collective kneecaps.

barren sparrow
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Noooo, my weeeaaakneess PROCEDES TO DIE

barren sparrow
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Deadly aNoMAlies

solar lagoon
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ARTHRITISTS AND BAND KIDS

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SHALL NOT STOP DOOTIE ON ITS TRUMPET MARCH TO SAVE THE ZOON AND ITS CITY SINS

signal plover
weak crest
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Slava Monolitha

night barn
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@pine raptor
Swearing isn't allowed on the server

pine raptor
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Very well

solar lagoon
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Just do I do and f||lick|| with the mods

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not technically breaking any of the stupid f||lipp||ingrules

night barn
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I don't see how you're flicking with me

solar lagoon
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unless

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is f||lub|| a better word

night barn
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It isn't, actually

solar lagoon
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Hmm

weak crest
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We cant even say the "d word" now?!

solar lagoon
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Oh sh||oo||t

pine raptor
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A family friendly server for a game that is about stealing, looting, and doing as you please.

weak crest
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And shooting up a bandit base for charging you interest

pine raptor
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Just shoot them up for being bandits.

weak crest
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I usually let them live so I can get the achievement

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comrade crimson is typing...

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You made a big mistake fam @pine raptor

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Also, Crimson I havent left yet xd

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aderik confirmed german

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How did you know

night barn
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I've asked GSC Game World plenty of times when the rule will be changed, but they just "don't have any news"

weak crest
#

They need to ask Sergei

smoky cedar
#

translation: we don't give a rats ass, stop bothering us about useless stuff

night barn
#

The were planning to do that

#

But I doubt they ever will

weak crest
#

baget

#

About a discord server? Really

#

aderiks photo contains germen lenguege

smoky cedar
#

I dont exactly think they would be particularly worried about if sweari g is ok or not on their discord sever when there's already a rule set in place and they've got way more of bigger things to do

weak crest
#

Why do they need news to change the rules

#

h

#

It takes like one minute to edit the rules

night barn
#

Sergiy?

#

He's no longer the boss

#

He's retired

weak crest
#

Wait, really?

night barn
#

Yeah

weak crest
#

Www

#

*** Petrovici the Dutyer is typing

#

@night barn when

#

then who's the boss?

#

dio

night barn
#

Don't know, but Rock confirmed it to me

smoky cedar
#

man this conversation sure is full of memes haha I love these memes in the stalker memes channel haha keep these memes coming ha ha these stories and discussions about memes are so funny ha ha ha

weak crest
#

Well, pretty big oof in my opinion tbh

#

y talking with gsc game world?

#

They have a undercover boss

#

@night barn you are freedom though.

night barn
#

Yes

weak crest
#

You are the rokks enemy

night barn
#

Rock is Freedom, as well

weak crest
#

oh.

#

merica

smoky cedar
#

insert red coda here

weak crest
#

comrade crimson is typing boys

night barn
#

Monolith is hostile with everyone, not the other way around

weak crest
#

even zombies?

night barn
#

Minus them, but they're not really Stalkers anymore

weak crest
#

everyone

night barn
#

Uh-oh

weak crest
#

sry if offend fix

night barn
#

I messed up

#

What should I do?

smoky cedar
#

no its actually the other way round but everyone thinks otherwise therefore after a bit of time monolith started being hostile

at first they wanted to give free tour guides to the center of the zone and show them their shiny rock and introduce them to their religion, not anymore though :/

night barn
#

Hahah, is meme channel lol

weak crest
#

Wait

night barn
weak crest
#

as wiki said They were good but, one time they came from CNNP and gunned everyone in their path.

#

I have some thing to say.

#

wheeze
Best stalker meme ever!

smoky cedar
#

HAAHAHHHA

weak crest
#

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

smoky cedar
#

omg very good joke man ha ha ha ha very good joke omg ha ha I am dying of laughter ha ha

night barn
#

Not allowed

weak crest
#

not i involved lmao not bad word

#

oh ok

smoky cedar
#

help I am dying of laughter

weak crest
#

Me too @smoky cedar

#

@smoky cedar relatable

smoky cedar
#

this is serious please help

night barn
#

Even if it's suggestive

weak crest
#

@smoky cedar relatable %100

smoky cedar
#

suggestive? :) :) :) :)

night barn
#

@smoky cedar
Listen to circus music, it helped me a lot today

#

I even made some

weak crest
#

SUGGESTIVE? I HAVE A VIDEO OF THAT MATE lmao ok i can send it if u dm me lmao xd im bored lmao xdddd

#

Are we allowed to say damn tho?

night barn
#

Yes, we may

smoky cedar
#

hey crimson.... what say you and I... go to see some mutants making new mutants? haha jk...... unless?

weak crest
#

Yey

#

Damn

night barn
#

Yeah, no

smoky cedar
#

wow you're freedom and you don't want to see new mutants, wow, what a disgrace to the faction

lukash will hear about this, you disgrace

weak crest
#

Not execively use tho

night barn
#

Officially speaking, not even saying that is allowed, seen that everything that is pornographic in nature is prohibited

weak crest
#

oh

night barn
#

Yeah

weak crest
#

Damn is a pornographic term?

smoky cedar
#

technically it's not pornographic if it's controllers making stalkers into zombies

weak crest
#

damn boi zombies evrywhere

night barn
#

Yeah

weak crest
#

Damn

smoky cedar
#

damn

weak crest
#

damn we are getting shot

#

What have I begun?! @night barn

#

aaaaaaaa

smoky cedar
#

damn petro

night barn
#

Yes, what have you begun?

weak crest
#

h

night barn
#

Now everyone has been zombified into damnation

smoky cedar
#

damn it

night barn
weak crest
#

forgive me father for my sins

#

Sank

#

forgive me uwu daddy for my suwus uwuuuu ||ok what have i said||

night barn
#

Snack

#

Anime trash, I suppose?

weak crest
#

@night barn I need that zombie emoji

#

h

night barn
#

As an image?

smoky cedar
#

fun fact youtube demonitizes any video with the word "baked" in it
you can see what they were targeting But
rip baking channels

weak crest
#

Yes

#

@weak crest its from the DoC server, but I am banned from there so I cant give a link

night barn
#

I'll get it for you later

weak crest
#

Please

#

thanks

night barn
#

Unless someone is on PC and can copy/paste the link in here

night barn
weak crest
#

My PC is off

#

I am already in the DoC I think,lemme check first

#

But I'm on phone tho

night barn
weak crest
#

gru

#

We are all mobile

smoky cedar
night barn
#

I'll get on PC

weak crest
#

Looks like i'm in DoC

#

Guys come

#

||yes||

smoky cedar
#

stalker meme?

errant bane
solar lagoon
#

what the heck happened here

barren sparrow
#

Monolith juggenaut

solar lagoon
#

my bad

barren sparrow
#

With what?

weak crest
#

either his magazine is empty or very low but regardless of it, I like that image

smoky cedar
#

that guy is carrying like 80kg

gaunt tartan
#

This is what it's like when you carry 100kg of gear in a STALKER mod

#

This is what you look like in Narodnaya Solyanka

weak crest
#

180 kg in an exoskeleton

tawny gate
graceful fox
weak crest
#

all hail the Loaf!

weak crest
#

Slava Loaf

signal plover
#

Ah yes. Enslaved HP.

weak crest
#

Enslaved hunger too

graceful fox
inland rune
#

L O A F

weak crest
#

is that kzzznzov

fleet fog
signal plover
#

Hey. That's mine.

#

:D

graceful fox
#

Oh monolith

solar lagoon
#

I stole it too

signal plover
#

:D

solar lagoon
#

its my pfp now

graceful fox
#

Dorime

solar lagoon
#

Latrimeo Adaparde

graceful fox
#

Dorime

solar lagoon
#

ameno, ameno

graceful fox
#

Latire latiremo

solar lagoon
#

Ok I forget the rest of the words

graceful fox
#

AMENO

#

Lol same

solar lagoon
graceful fox
#

Beards tea

solar lagoon
#

Spill the tea, sis

graceful fox
#

No, it's now bro cause it's the zone

#

Women don't like the Zone

solar lagoon
#

Zoner meme

graceful fox
#

Yes

solar lagoon
#

If I had MS paint with me I’d make a zoner meme

graceful fox
solar lagoon
#

but I am not at my computer. Somebody @ me at 3:30pm central time

smoky cedar
#

3000 rubles is about 50 dollars

#

45 or so

weak crest
solar lagoon
#

yeah well thats how much beards tea usually costs for me when I’m playing anomaly

#

I need to play other mods.

fleet fog
solar lagoon
night barn
#

You'll never catch me dead nor alive

solar lagoon
#

Thank you for the medium sized serotonin dose I get when somebody reposts my meme

#

it makes me feel special

smoky cedar
#

congrats comrade

weak crest
sour fulcrum
sour fulcrum
#

is that the KKK?

#

Good lord I can't believe they stole the KKK gang from Red Dead 2

#

Can't believe Rockstar would be caught plagiarizing smh my head

sage zealot
#

@safe nimbus Do not post stuff like that. Take this as a verbal warning.

safe nimbus
#

wtf why delete

#

this is meme

#

a now i see i found meme chat only

weak crest
#

g

sage zealot
#

You cannot post stuff that is inherently associated with racism

#

@safe nimbus

#

Would you rather you have gotten a -warn or -mute? o.O

#

it's not a big deal, just don't post stuff like that in the future. It's not allowed in this server

solar lagoon
#

I’m about to post the most racist, sexist, homophobic, hurtful, and brutally offensive meme

weak crest
#

loafe

graceful fox
#

Omg that is so offensive I must report bruh

graceful fox
errant bane
#

Bro, that's claustrophobic

signal plover
night barn
#

I'm not interested in your Jellyfish. It's not even that rare.

fallen pelican
#

He showed the Eye.

graceful fox
#

No deal, sir

signal plover
#

We don't negotiate with bandits.

graceful fox
#

We don't negotiate with freedom members either. Mercenaries make better deals

weak crest
#

@night barn how about a meat chunk

#

Or the heart oh the oasis

night barn
#

Not interested in either

weak crest
#

Weird

#

Then in what are you interested

night barn
#

I'd rather have a Snowflake

orchid scaffold
#

I'd deep fry and eat the meat chunk

night barn
#

Yes

fallen pelican
#

Would the meat chunk have bones?

night barn
#

Just meat

#

To my knowledge, the Soul does have both

orchid scaffold
#

Excuse me, can I get... boneless meat chunk?

fallen pelican
#

KFMC

signal plover
#

Yum

#

Boom! done.

fallen pelican
#

The zone is about to have an African-American invasion.

graceful fox
#

Ono

bleak mulch
graceful fox
orchid scaffold
#

I'd eat that

graceful fox
#

Same

#

I don't care if this gives me radiation

weak crest
#

Nikolai is cringe

smoky cedar
#

I'm cringe

night barn
#

I'm also cringe

orchid scaffold
#

Nikolai's content is a lottery

#

It her you're getting some good stuff which is mostly up to date with the memes or you get some weeb trash

smoky cedar
#

I'd eat that

errant bane
#

yeah

sour fulcrum
#

LOAF

mellow nova
#

is that

#

baby yoker

graceful fox
#

Hmmmmm

#

Gunslinger mod looks good, but I did not finish the vanilla cop so

#

Gotta do it fellas

night barn
weak crest
#

interesting type, now face the wall

pine raptor
#

Compass

solar lagoon
#

Nikolai: “Hmm.. How can I make this stalker meme more enjoyable...?

..jojo memes..”

weak crest
#

intense crazy noisy pripyat noises.

errant bane
#

Nikolai's first jojo meme was ok, but now they are cringe

weak crest
#

lambda_boYEET

weak crest
#

Yeah, tbh in my opinion jojo ruined dank meme for me

weak crest
#

I do not watch him

pine raptor
#

Need to see a Stalker version of the Mandadlorian.

smoky cedar
#

i watch all the English stalker youtubers, they're a rare breed on YouTube, it's a shame, really

weak crest
#

Thewolfstalker puts english subtitles on his videos thankfully

orchid scaffold
#

I am not sorry

weak crest
#

😩

weak crest
night barn
#

Okay

graceful fox
#

Yeah that happens it's a rare case. I remember that I found a pda with a vid of a freedomer trying to do something with a bloodsucker

errant bane
#

Yeah, there's also a chance to get "kill the strelok" pda

fallen pelican
#

Mission accomplished i would guess.

zealous flax
night barn
#

We need emoji

#

Now.

zealous flax
night barn
zealous flax
pine raptor
#

I've gotten the Kill Strelok one a few times.

weak crest
#

is that some mod

weak crest
#

yes its call of chernobyl

devout tartan
fallen pelican
#

Now, that's a tragedy.

weak crest
#

oof, distasteful

smoky cedar
#

that's funny AND topical

  • points for you sir
#

this makes the vist army grow stronger every day

stable mirage
#

WHY NO WHY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE @devout tartan

pine raptor
#

What's the vova vist meme?

sage zealot
#

some guy was streaming stalker, and kept getting killed at the military checkpoint out of the zone in cordon. A machineguner named vova vist.

pine raptor
#

Attaboy, Vova. Punish them for not being in defilade.

final orchid
#

and ever since then, everyone calls the PKM machinegunner in Clear Sky Vova Vist

graceful fox
#

Even though if they aren't, they still praise the Lord Vova

weak crest
#

Ameno

graceful fox
#

Yes

torn sphinx
exotic ridge
#

What game?

fallen pelican
#

This should make it's way into Stalker 2.

graceful fox
#

Stalker 2 animations be looking great

graceful fox
gritty peak
#

Thats my uncle

weak crest
#

Should I call the child's protection service?

graceful fox
#

Yes

rustic ether
#

Ooh that's hot

#

Too bad we can't see his wiener

barren sparrow
#

"You have an actual problem m8"

weak crest
#

No surprised, they did try to bone a bloodsucker after all

barren sparrow
#

Wait..... what?

weak crest
night barn
#

Mods

#

Nice

weak crest
#

Nah forget it, it's a common knowledge now

night barn
#

When in reality, it was Bandit dialogue where it got referenced from

weak crest
#

Wait wha-

night barn
#

Yeah

barren sparrow
#

Those sick bastards

night barn
#

The location where the screenshot got taken was the Garbage

#

In an area, dialogue is shared

#

And Garbage consists out of Free Stalkers, Bandits, Duty and Freedom

#

So they all share dialogue

weak crest
#

Guess I own the Freedom an apologize then

barren sparrow
#

I don't want to know any more, change the subject

night barn
#

Don't worry, it's nothing physical

#

Only urges

weak crest
#

You can't run from the horrors of the Zone, my friend

barren sparrow
#

You can run, but you can't hide

weak crest
#

Exactly

#

Wait, how about these guys who trying to eat a zombie though?

night barn
#

Reference?

barren sparrow
#

That's canibalism, non sexual

#

So it's tolerable

quasi pagoda
weak crest
#

ew

#

Ew anime

#

anime 🤢

weak crest
#

Anime 🤮

final orchid
#

dorime

night barn
#

Interimo

weak crest
#

haram

final orchid
night barn
orchid scaffold
weak crest
fallen pelican
#

🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳

graceful fox
smoky cedar
fresh coyote
proud linden
weak crest
muted marten
weak crest
timber garden
rugged onyx
unreal bear
errant bane
graceful fox
#

F

graceful fox
#

Zombies be like bruuuh

rustic ether
smoky cedar
#

shiny shoe

weak crest
#

Yea

pine raptor
#

When you gotta show off the new boots you picked off that rich dude's corpse

graceful fox
#

Yes

weak crest
fleet fog
graceful fox
#

This is fine

fleet fog
smoky cedar
#

where is the sun? kuznetsov

fleet fog
#

The sun baby is an emission

solar lagoon
fleet fog
#

Wtf

weak crest
#

All the sin members are dirty

fleet fog
#

Explains why they look like twitchers from Afraid of Monsters DC

lucid pagoda
#

Bratan...

solar lagoon
weak crest
rustic ether
#

🤮

weak crest
#

🤮

orchid scaffold
molten citrus
sly finch
errant bane
#

Why?

sudden heron
#

🤢

reef hingeBOT
graceful fox
#

Anime can't get past Vova Bruh

lunar steeple
graceful fox
#

I accept this

night barn
#

Unlegal

weak crest
#

ew anime crap

graceful fox
#

Vova Bruh protects from anime

sudden heron
#

thank you vova bruh

errant bane
#

Monolith is anime

weak crest
#

Thank you, our Lord and Saviour @graceful fox

graceful fox
#

You are welcome my child

rustic ether
#

somebody make fanart of vova shooting traps from with his mg

weak crest
#

vova would never do this

rustic ether
#

what makes you think thst?

weak crest
#

waste of ammo

graceful fox
#

I shall try

weak crest
#

use a knife

graceful fox
#

Even tho I am a bad artist, I shall try

#

But rn I have no time

errant bane
orchid scaffold
#

Vova Romantic

graceful fox
#

Oh damn

sudden heron
#

Knife is a bad idea

weak crest
#

@graceful fox just draw yourself shooting traps

sudden heron
#

Who would want to be this close with traps

weak crest
#

Start already, you heard us

errant bane
#

I will do that

weak crest
#

Rly? Nice

pine raptor
#

Mfw no Stalker waifu

weak crest
#

Shut

sudden heron
#

no anime

errant bane
#

okay, nevermind

night barn
rustic ether
#

ooops

graceful fox
#

I said it again, lack of time

night barn
#

Pinguïn

rustic ether
graceful fox
#

AND YOU DARE POST ANIME ON MY WATCH!?

night barn
#

That's better

graceful fox
#

Ok

#

That is good

#

That monolith hiding in jeep

rustic ether
#

i might actually get a program to make memes

pine raptor
#

Remember, no Japanese

sudden heron
final orchid
#

Pat a Mat?

rustic ether
#

oooOOOOooo PAT A MAT

sudden heron
#

Yes

final orchid
#

I remember that series. It was my childhood

sudden heron
#

This is what real men are

rustic ether
#

Wont disagree

final orchid
#

I am from Slovakia and since Czech republic is so damn close, Pat a Mat are really popular here

#

just like krteček

#

too bad krteček became a terrible chinese TV show after the creator died and his granddaughter made a deal with some chinese studio

rustic ether
#

No pozrime sa

#

a to o Krtkovi som nevedel, škoda

smoky cedar
#

yes I understand this language 100% and I agree with what you are saying

weak crest
#

Me too, and what you said, its very true

smoky cedar
#

don't you love understanding that language? I sure do, since I understand it

weak crest
#

Me too, its so beutifull

rustic ether
#

ďakujem

sudden heron
#

Dziękuję

weak crest
#

I agree

#

With whatever you said

sudden heron
#

I said thank you

final orchid
#

@rustic ether áno, je to celkom škoda. Ten starý krtko bol o dosť lepší

graceful fox
#

Pat a Mat. Ah my childhood kid show. I am getting Czech intensifies

errant bane
#

Same

#

Rumcajs was good too

orchid scaffold
#

Yes

#

Centroslavic cartoons

#

oh man