#🤨┃stalker_memes
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booty
Ah yes, it begins

If I had an artifact every time someone stole my memes on this chat, I’d have enough to get a bj from sid
monolit
In the eyes of the Monolith, they need to protect the Monolith from those with ill intentions
which they fail
Funnily enough, before that, there were Free Stalkers who actually believed this and did this
The Monolith existed before that, as well
originals werent brainwashed.
Yep
their bodies are scattered everywhere, even in the death truck near cordon
And take their humanity
Yes and no
Taking someone's humanity is the same as effectively killing one
However, these Monolithians try to protect the Zone. As such, they are the defenders who try to prevent the Third Disaster
In the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.Soup mod, a random NPC once said to me "Their were these monolith guys, kept talking about some "god", they were real peaceful but one day they came from the CHNNP gunning everyone down in their path", not exactly what but yeah.

Found a Vova
fedka telegraphist
Issac Kleiner
Danko Saber
Fima Bourgeois
Whenever I play anomaly, I can't help but name my ecologist Issac Kleiner
And replace player pain sounds with half life scientist sounds
How about Bruh Vist?
Ok
vova vist meme relevancy = 0% 👀
No u

How about loaf Vist?
Yes
Vova Bruh
hurb avov
Vova bruh
Vova bruh 
Vistus Hurbavov
Vova Bruh
Vova Bruh
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My gauss is bigger
MKay
k

Is that Kojima?
it is hideo
Hideo Freejima
Cup of psy waves
At least I did not get my brain scorched
When a crow joins monolith and the radiation makes longer talons
Ryan would be perfect for a Clear Skier, but after the events of CS
With Loner patch sewn over the CS one and his suit having the blue painted over or somehow bleached out, yet still visible from close perspective
bronks
Bots removing no no words are pretty annoying in my opinion
Like, I got muted on one server for word that starts with "re" and ends with "tard"
skadamericanschoolshooters
On other server some bot muted me for that, but not on this one
i say monolith.

Hmm cheeki

Menacing Vist
Is there any other kind!
Dead vist 😔
There's your stalker video a lot of you asked for. See you in another month.
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strelok vist
skastrelok
k
What
strallah

“Ahaha I, the enemy have taken your gun. Now suffer while I somehow take a perfectly fine weapon and break it beyond usability”
"i can t punch you with my granade without getting closer"
Stalker, sultan wants to see you
The man himself
Demoman
skadovsk
Schvenko
yanov
yes i thought we were memeing sry.
Yes and no
q u i t e
Ammo, Guns, Grenades?
You want it?
It's yours my stalker!
As long as you have enough rubles
I'm sorry marked one, I don't give credit, come back when you're a bit... Drunk!
Yes
-enlarge 
Keep going, it's getting closer! ELECTRONIC-MOAN
No
There you go, @smoky cedar
oh no
why have you done this

I quit.
I was at the part where I was fighting Speznatz after I dissabled the Brain Scorcher
another one lost to the zone
One hell of a name, one hell of a loadout.
What mod are you playing?
anomaly
Why are the weapons and gear so high quality
The highest quality gear I usually get is like 15%
Might be because I always play on sluggish progression
spawned in/bought from trader
And im pretty sure enemies don't have backpacks in their inventory
And he literally has a gun thats impossible to get without spawning it
The USAS12, definitely spawned it all
@smoky cedar @weak crest I modded the warfare starting loadout options and points for the military. Why go in with a cloth vest than go in with military grade gear. 10 iq russian-urkranian army
@fleet fog Wait thats you're character?
Yea
@fleet fog I thought you went out of your way to spawn every single item and put it on some military guys corpse, my bad thats a pretty good idea though
Notice my char's name too
Its a Vova
Vova cabbage
Boba Bist
We need a stalker themed :grave_cross: so that the state of #🤨┃stalker_memes can be described more precisely
Vova is right
Vova Vist dislikes this
He wants some beer
Give him some.
Maybe he wants cigs?
run boaii
I killed it
if i knew how to install mods i would lmao
It's pretty easy (sometimes) as long as you know how to drag a folder to another folder
its not sometimes pretty easy, it's ridiculously easy, even a 6 year old could do it
I don't get why people are so afraid of learning new things
like bruh even if you mess up, all you did is waste a bit of time
even then, you still learn so you don't do the same mistakes next time. I don't get what's the big deal about installing mods, there's even a couple thousand tutorials on YouTube. just because you don't know isn't an excuse, just go pull up a video and do it if you're so afraid
I guess some people just prefer playing vanilla or just found out about mods like 34 sec ago
to each their own, all I can say is that they're missing out
Destroyed the lair by hand
dorime
I brought a automatic shotgun so its dorime for them
"SoP" refers to?
shadow of pripyat
Batteries are ammo for the gauss so no one would buy them i think
Wait what is that a mod?
no a game in the series
Is it shadow of pripyat or shadow of chernobyl im getting confused
shadow of pripyat
Ok
call of sky
Clear Chernobyl
call of stalker 2
Stalker Call of Sky Clear Chernobyl 2.16 All dlc repack 100% real no fake
Stalker Call of Sky Clear Chernobyl 2.16 All DLC repack 100% real no fake no virus 2021
Best title award 2099

I don't need it, i don't need it
IIIIIIIIII NNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
duty sucks and swallows
rip fatman
me*
ur right comrade
Thats an alpha Burer
Rookie village bois be like when they see a dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccTqH6639JA
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl OST (2007)
when you give the flute lead
I can picture a bunch of loners playing metal when suddenly this weird guy comes, pulls out a flute,joins the band and starts playing aggressively. The band is confused, the crowd is confused but it all comes together and sounds surprisingly good
Better than expected
+for meme
-for repost
Then its a = meme
♻️
So then it's neutron but meme
if this would be added to S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2, then count me in!
Throws shovels in Far Cry 5
Finally, a good use for military shovels.
Should have just the shovels be throwable.
military shovels can be used for/as:
digging poop holes
used as an utility tool
used as a seat
used as a weapon
Thiccolith
God, I'd scream in panic
no, explode the tsar bomba there
Duty aint gonna be enough to kill it
call in the Red Army
call in the Waffen SS
calls in the entire NATO and Warsaw pact
call in the world
call in the world
No,we need the entire UNSC and covenant fleet
no we need the whole time and space
no, we need all the fictional armies
no we need everything
Yeah
Vano is a coomer
gods
gods.
mans just don't care
whoever made this I love him
Thi is from reddit
what?
plz someone tell me how to get duty exoskeleton in COC
Freedom vs Dooty vs Vova Vist
free for all

translation requested
Opa
Your mother is Sidorovich
thx
Ita postirony
Da
Yes, Russian postirony
Detector:exists
Boiler/hydro burner cap in Zaton:

Like this @rustic ether
ANDALE!
back in 2016, when i played the games in crappy spanish, and cheated like a champ.
We all have a bit of Amnesia in ourselves.
@fallen pelican thats only 8
But i'm healed right now.
oh the slider goes down
and they're stacked.
bruh
Carried that corpse from the factory all the way down to Hey buddy!
Madlad
At least CoP makes it harder, since the condition has to be almost perfect before they can be sold
Riiight, you would have to do the math and see if it pay out the repairing.
Yep
Artifact hunting is more profitable anyways
Then again, I don't know if it angers the Zone from a Lore perspective
But in-game, it doesn't
There is the Anomalous Grove
But that's just one example
As to why the Zone wishes to protect it, I do not know
Still, I liked that concept
Yep
It would be interesting if in Stalker 2 the more you take the artifacts the higher the chances of encountering Anomalies and Mutants you get.
Maybe not artifacts
And of course, the same with hunting Mutants
Go full-on Command & Conquer
Then again, we don't know if the Zone acts with aggression when you grab an Artifact
Make the zone develop, you know... new types of plants embedded with anomalous properties, maybe some proper mutant made like that
If you think it as a plant, it shouldn't get agressive, is a way to spread it seeds, the Zone would want you to be picking them up, like a Bird or Bee.
See, that's the thing
Well, what if the plant didn't develop the seeds
We only know the Zone doesn't like something when it acts with agression
and if it's seeds make their way outside, the better.
Which plant?
From the grove
A plant that was part of a grove, which was partially transformed by anomalous activity. The grove reacted to the intrusion with aggression, but the plant does not appear to be dangerous so far.
I'm getting the 404
One moment
This page includes detailed information about detectors, medical supplies, food and drink, drugs, tools, and other items that can be found in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat
Can you send the whole picture?
You want a screenshot of the place?
Can't wait to do that quest, tho. Eager to meet the Eco's.

Kinda Spoiler?
||Reminder that the Ecologists can also anger the Zone, causing more spawns.||
Yeah, the Oakpine has a far more intricate design, than that one.
It is also said that it literally grows Artifacts
Wait, the quest can increase the mutant spawning?
Ecologist quests, yes


Time to go to sleep, tomorrow i have a date with a Chimera of those.
Bye bye, duuudes.

Gn

Exo suit made you become extra THICC ngl
^ best reason why to get one
Whoefully agree
and also deform your arms
And your ability to sprint, too
if you try really hard you can
Stalker doesnt give you time to restart
stalker restarts you whether you ask for it or not
Its not your will... its The Zone Will
It's C-Con
Its the MONOLITH!
The virgin Ecologist The Chad Sky
the virgin stalkers vs the Chad nonolith
virgin law abiding humans vs chad stalkers
virgin criminals vs chad bandits
I hope to become a 38 year old delinquent when the world has it's nuclear fire
No need for nukes, China's getting way ahead with their poops.
Translation?
I always hear that "Habar" thing in conversations, what does it mean?
habar=loot
thank you
I was going to save Fox then PDA ring
“Fox is kill”
No
Sir, this is a STALKER meme channel
only highly intellectual and though provoking STALKER memes are tolerated
like this one for example
“You cant just call fascists or cultists to justify a war, freedom”
“Sounds like something a fascist and/or cultists would say”
Yes
Duty justifies war with freedom by calling them anarchists, so it's perfectly balanced
Duty is fascist, based.
I wouldnt agree on that but k
Now other people can't say "no, funny cheeki breeki game faction can't have diffrent political views than mine reeeee" cuz that's political discussion
agreed
meh what I find funny is if someone is a different opinion, if someone is x , then he must be insert extreme of x
literally 100% of all discussions its like this
yeah it's pretty obvious when someone is meming
Yeah
smh dooty
I do like freedom more than duty tho, obviously.
If I had to choose between total anarchy or order enforced by death I’d choose anarchy
Yeah, freeweeders are cool doods
praise monolith
I still find it funny how freedom has done more to fight against monolith than duty has though
In anarchy no one can stop you from enforcing your own political system
you'll probably diie before yoou do though
I just like to roam around.
me too
although I usually kill everyone I can for loot
without maakig the traders aggressive
I kill hostiles. Leave other passive stalkers alone.
free loot
I prefer roleplay with my roleplaying game.
If I start killing random stalkers, I might as well clean house.
I prefer to avoid killing passive stalkers unless for a quest
because yeah free loot is good n all but I don't want to end up getting in unneccesary fights
In COP I just killed everyone for fun
In the freeplay mode it gets boring having everyone except zombies and stuff hostile
In SHOC I would only kill neutrals for bounty missions
https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Mercenary_notebook it mentions that theres a rumor that it can trigger another ending with the merc?
||It's a subtle way of presenting a sub-plot, nothing more||
here have a cup of monolith psy waves and propoganda
The worst of two factions, nice
That makes Scar look like doomguy I LIKE IT
Vova Vist prevented all the stalking
Me when i fight zombies at yantar
Ok so in the thumbnail we got Strelok voring blue fire, Gold coins raining on Strelok and Zombie Strelok in a kung-fu stance.
Strelok looks asian

Looks like a damn zombie
@pine raptor u better edit that out before janny swipes you
Theres no swear in mi dad's christian Stalker server
Bro,did you just swear in this christian zone? that's pretty cringe ngl. we better throw you into the whirligig anomaly
Burner anomaly to purify his soul
I'll break all of your collective kneecaps.
Noooo, my weeeaaakneess PROCEDES TO DIE
Deadly aNoMAlies
ARTHRITISTS AND BAND KIDS
SHALL NOT STOP DOOTIE ON ITS TRUMPET MARCH TO SAVE THE ZOON AND ITS CITY SINS
Slava Monolitha
@pine raptor
Swearing isn't allowed on the server
Very well
Just do I do and f||lick|| with the mods
not technically breaking any of the stupid f||lipp||ingrules
I don't see how you're flicking with me
It isn't, actually
Hmm
We cant even say the "d word" now?!
Oh sh||oo||t
A family friendly server for a game that is about stealing, looting, and doing as you please.
And shooting up a bandit base for charging you interest
Just shoot them up for being bandits.
I usually let them live so I can get the achievement
comrade crimson is typing...
You made a big mistake fam @pine raptor
Also, Crimson I havent left yet xd
aderik confirmed german
How did you know
I've asked GSC Game World plenty of times when the rule will be changed, but they just "don't have any news"
They need to ask Sergei
translation: we don't give a rats ass, stop bothering us about useless stuff
I dont exactly think they would be particularly worried about if sweari g is ok or not on their discord sever when there's already a rule set in place and they've got way more of bigger things to do
Why do they need news to change the rules
h
It takes like one minute to edit the rules
GSC be like here

Wait, really?
Yeah
Www
*** Petrovici the Dutyer is typing
@night barn when
then who's the boss?
dio
Don't know, but Rock confirmed it to me
man this conversation sure is full of memes haha I love these memes in the stalker memes channel haha keep these memes coming ha ha these stories and discussions about memes are so funny ha ha ha
Well, pretty big oof in my opinion tbh
y talking with gsc game world?
They have a undercover boss
@night barn you are freedom though.
Yes
You are the rokks enemy
Rock is Freedom, as well
insert red coda here
even zombies?
Minus them, but they're not really Stalkers anymore
everyone
Uh-oh
sry if offend fix
no its actually the other way round but everyone thinks otherwise therefore after a bit of time monolith started being hostile
at first they wanted to give free tour guides to the center of the zone and show them their shiny rock and introduce them to their religion, not anymore though :/
Wait

as wiki said They were good but, one time they came from CNNP and gunned everyone in their path.
I have some thing to say.
wheeze
Best stalker meme ever!
HAAHAHHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
omg very good joke man ha ha ha ha very good joke omg ha ha I am dying of laughter ha ha
Not allowed
help I am dying of laughter
this is serious please help
Even if it's suggestive
@smoky cedar relatable %100
suggestive? :) :) :) :)
SUGGESTIVE? I HAVE A VIDEO OF THAT MATE lmao ok i can send it if u dm me lmao xd im bored lmao xdddd
Are we allowed to say damn tho?
Yes, we may
hey crimson.... what say you and I... go to see some mutants making new mutants? haha jk...... unless?
Yeah, no
wow you're freedom and you don't want to see new mutants, wow, what a disgrace to the faction
lukash will hear about this, you disgrace
Not execively use tho
Officially speaking, not even saying that is allowed, seen that everything that is pornographic in nature is prohibited
oh
Yeah
Damn is a pornographic term?
technically it's not pornographic if it's controllers making stalkers into zombies
damn boi zombies evrywhere
Yeah
Damn
damn
damn petro
Yes, what have you begun?
h
Now everyone has been zombified into damnation
damn it

forgive me father for my sins
Sank
forgive me uwu daddy for my suwus uwuuuu ||ok what have i said||
As an image?
fun fact youtube demonitizes any video with the word "baked" in it
you can see what they were targeting But
rip baking channels
Yes
@weak crest its from the DoC server, but I am banned from there so I cant give a link
I'll get it for you later
Unless someone is on PC and can copy/paste the link in here

My PC is off
I am already in the DoC I think,lemme check first
But I'm on phone tho


I'll get on PC
Looks like i'm in DoC
u sure? ||also can we get to flood or #⭐┃nospoilers_general pls the chat thing pls||
Guys come
||yes||
stalker meme?
Monolith be like
what the heck happened here
Monolith juggenaut
my bad
With what?
either his magazine is empty or very low but regardless of it, I like that image
that guy is carrying like 80kg
This is what it's like when you carry 100kg of gear in a STALKER mod
This is what you look like in Narodnaya Solyanka
180 kg in an exoskeleton
all hail the Loaf!
Slava Loaf
Ah yes. Enslaved HP.
Enslaved hunger too
L O A F
is that kzzznzov
Oh monolith
I stole it too
:D
its my pfp now
Dorime
Latrimeo Adaparde
Dorime
ameno, ameno
Latire latiremo
Ok I forget the rest of the words
Beards tea
Spill the tea, sis
Yes
If I had MS paint with me I’d make a zoner meme
but I am not at my computer. Somebody @ me at 3:30pm central time
yeah well thats how much beards tea usually costs for me when I’m playing anomaly
I need to play other mods.
You'll never catch me dead nor alive
Thank you for the medium sized serotonin dose I get when somebody reposts my meme
it makes me feel special
congrats comrade
Curb your scam, Sido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USsL6RSGHUs
is that the KKK?
Good lord I can't believe they stole the KKK gang from Red Dead 2
Can't believe Rockstar would be caught plagiarizing smh my head
@safe nimbus Do not post stuff like that. Take this as a verbal warning.
g
You cannot post stuff that is inherently associated with racism
@safe nimbus
Would you rather you have gotten a -warn or -mute? o.O
it's not a big deal, just don't post stuff like that in the future. It's not allowed in this server
I’m about to post the most racist, sexist, homophobic, hurtful, and brutally offensive meme
please no ban ):
loafe
Omg that is so offensive I must report bruh
Bro, that's claustrophobic
I'm not interested in your Jellyfish. It's not even that rare.
No deal, sir
We don't negotiate with bandits.
We don't negotiate with freedom members either. Mercenaries make better deals
Not interested in either
I'd rather have a Snowflake
I'd deep fry and eat the meat chunk
Yes
Would the meat chunk have bones?
Excuse me, can I get... boneless meat chunk?
KFMC
Ono


I'd eat that
Nikolai is cringe
I'm cringe
I'm also cringe
Nikolai's content is a lottery
It her you're getting some good stuff which is mostly up to date with the memes or you get some weeb trash
I'd eat that
yeah
LOAF
Hmmmmm
Gunslinger mod looks good, but I did not finish the vanilla cop so
Gotta do it fellas

interesting type, now face the wall
Compass
Nikolai: “Hmm.. How can I make this stalker meme more enjoyable...?
..jojo memes..”
intense crazy noisy pripyat noises.
Nikolai's first jojo meme was ok, but now they are cringe
lambda_boYEET
Yeah, tbh in my opinion jojo ruined dank meme for me
I do not watch him
Need to see a Stalker version of the Mandadlorian.
i watch all the English stalker youtubers, they're a rare breed on YouTube, it's a shame, really
Thewolfstalker puts english subtitles on his videos thankfully
😩
guys finally got the funny
Okay
Yeah that happens it's a rare case. I remember that I found a pda with a vid of a freedomer trying to do something with a bloodsucker
Yeah, there's also a chance to get "kill the strelok" pda
Mission accomplished i would guess.
What did Sidorovich conceive?/Что же задумал Сидорович?
Maybe it's better?


I've gotten the Kill Strelok one a few times.
is that some mod
yes its call of chernobyl
Now, that's a tragedy.
oof, distasteful
that's funny AND topical
- points for you sir
this makes the vist army grow stronger every day
WHY NO WHY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE @devout tartan
What's the vova vist meme?
some guy was streaming stalker, and kept getting killed at the military checkpoint out of the zone in cordon. A machineguner named vova vist.
Attaboy, Vova. Punish them for not being in defilade.
and ever since then, everyone calls the PKM machinegunner in Clear Sky Vova Vist
Even though if they aren't, they still praise the Lord Vova
Ameno
Yes
What game?
Stalker 2 animations be looking great
STALKER 2 mutant
Thats my uncle
Should I call the child's protection service?
Yes
"You have an actual problem m8"
No surprised, they did try to bone a bloodsucker after all
Wait..... what?
I'll leave that at #🤨┃stalker_memes, see for yourself
Nah forget it, it's a common knowledge now
When in reality, it was Bandit dialogue where it got referenced from
Wait wha-
Yeah
Those sick bastards
The location where the screenshot got taken was the Garbage
In an area, dialogue is shared
And Garbage consists out of Free Stalkers, Bandits, Duty and Freedom
So they all share dialogue
Guess I own the Freedom an apologize then
I don't want to know any more, change the subject
You can't run from the horrors of the Zone, my friend
You can run, but you can't hide
Reference?
Anime 🤮
dorime
Interimo
haram



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F
Zombies be like bruuuh
shiny shoe
Yea
When you gotta show off the new boots you picked off that rich dude's corpse
Yes
When u have all the accesories for your AKM in stalker
This is fine

where is the sun? 
Wtf
All the sin members are dirty
Explains why they look like twitchers from Afraid of Monsters DC
Bratan...
Just went into pripyat without psi-protection
🤮
🤮



Why?
🤢
I accept this
Unlegal
ew anime crap
Vova Bruh protects from anime
thank you vova bruh
Monolith is anime
Thank you, our Lord and Saviour @graceful fox
You are welcome my child
somebody make fanart of vova shooting traps from with his mg
vova would never do this
what makes you think thst?
waste of ammo
I shall try
use a knife
I found weed Vova
Vova Romantic
Oh damn
Knife is a bad idea
@graceful fox just draw yourself shooting traps
Who would want to be this close with traps
Start already, you heard us
I will do that
Rly? Nice
Mfw no Stalker waifu
Shut
no anime
okay, nevermind

ooops
I said it again, lack of time
Pinguïn
AND YOU DARE POST ANIME ON MY WATCH!?
That's better
i might actually get a program to make memes
Remember, no Japanese
Pat a Mat?
oooOOOOooo PAT A MAT
Yes
I remember that series. It was my childhood
This is what real men are
Wont disagree
I am from Slovakia and since Czech republic is so damn close, Pat a Mat are really popular here
just like krteček
too bad krteček became a terrible chinese TV show after the creator died and his granddaughter made a deal with some chinese studio
yes I understand this language 100% and I agree with what you are saying
Me too, and what you said, its very true
don't you love understanding that language? I sure do, since I understand it
Me too, its so beutifull
ďakujem
Dziękuję
I said thank you
@rustic ether áno, je to celkom škoda. Ten starý krtko bol o dosť lepší
Pat a Mat. Ah my childhood kid show. I am getting Czech intensifies


