#🤨┃stalker_memes
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I will now proceed to remove your kneecaps for saying that
As a bandit, I find this disgusting. I will now not rob you.
suffering from success
But you will never get near me. Or I will cheeki your breeki
you broke my heart
This man is now a renegade
the one true heir
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This is why you don't stand around in fields of radiation
Plus psi-storms and psy-emissions
monolith soldiers face
^^^^^^^
thank you!

He is no longer a renegade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFkwtNrgnTs
Todd is magical. But the Zone is better





Honestly, the game can be good, yet Bethesda always finds a way to make things worse
And, of course, banning community helpers instead of legit hackers
I am so glad that I never bought it in the first place
Only if other countries forced the refunds, only Australia did it
refreshing
No.
My eyes are bleeding.
yikes, yall will kill this meme again
Vist mustn't be killed
What is dead can't be killed
What is vist cannot be visted
Vist is Vist
When no vodka. If you take this video down you gay lmao
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Outro Song: HO...
krindż
please stop breathing
I will continue
Please, stop, i can't...I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Vova Vist is taking over and it won't stop.
You are very organized, STALKER. Now give me those bolts.
I see what you did there with those bolts C:
now do it with vodka 

Demoman in an emission's particle wave
He would zombify or explode but this works
He also looks like a burer
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Sigurd had even ordered all of his men to put severed heads of the men they had slain on their horses for the ride home to show the peopl...
There's an Artifact that looks like a head.
Vist head artifact
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i have a smal suspicion that everyone who gets brainwashed starts worshipping Vist
Oh Vova Vist we do not hear

if someone sends me the monolith prayer i will make a Vova Vist version 😉
One moment
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith.
Oh Monolith, we do not hear you, why have you left us, oh Monolith? We await your orders, oh Monolith.

We thank you,oh Vist,for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.Onward warriors of the Vist,avenge your fallen brothers,blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Vist.Bring death to those who spurn the holy power of the Vist.Oh Vist we do not hear you,why have you left us,oh Vist?We await your orders,oh Vist
YES
Good, very good
Good trash
Monolith or Vist? which do you prefer? (choose with emotes)
Vova Vist as a whole sounds better, Vist's too short
blessed

vistgranter
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stop reposting
I give vist 2 days to 2 weeks before he gets slain
Oh no
wait
guys
i just realized... what happened to scar is exactly what happened to strelok! I THINK SCAR WILL COME BACK IN STALKER 2 WITH AMNESIA! omg omg that would be epic
(I will get wooshed) Amnesia, when a person forgets almost everything
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂
My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "r/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
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Vova Vist got wooshed. F to pay respects fellas 
still using me and the boys



matured memes
2012 memes.
Welcome to the 100 rads, how cheeki breeki are you
"I once took 5 controller bolts to the face" so? "without any milk!" right this way sir!
Hey, that ain't true! I only hit your hair!
As Vova Vist, I can show you that whatever you said is true.
oh no! he remembers 
Yes I do. I wanna cuddle with him again... Where is my babe at? 
My fellow stalkers, i need one of those distorted sidorovich pictures. Cant find anything on my own...
I am looking for my husband, Kuznetsov. Have you seen him?



Phew, I'm almost late uploading this on April 1st. 23:52 as I write this description. Seems like the video will be uploaded and proceeded juuust in time :D
Finally built a desktop PC for rendering
FX-8350 4.8GHz
16GB DDRIII
Radeon R9 280

You're insistin' on a Vistin' buddy
So a friend sent me this to wind me up and I am deciding I'm going to kill all weebs... In Minecraft... Legally and with due process...
Rip
weeaboo scum detected
Wean you have a gas mask on and your called a weeaboo. Rip.
I'ma use this to fight angaist weebs who combine anime with S.T.A.L.K.E.R
S.T.A.L.K.E.R needs to remain pure
How about furries?
I am gonna add explosive ammo to my PKM, if they approach the checkpoint
Comrades, who is ready to make a STALKER battalion to make STALKER great again?
I am ready for sure!
Who else?
Yes my children it is I
I Called the Akrovich to help!
Splatoon AK
Pew pew gun I have also
Vova Vist needs more people to help defeat the dangers to the zone
I need to bring my Vova Family
Vova.X
Vova Vist you have to much power please stop.
I am using it for the greater good.
But that is a bandit...
Ey
Strider left
Doesen't count
Renegades: We will take over the swamps!
Clear Sky:
innovative hot take: anime negative :D
Hey, at least it's not Captain Phasma
I'm so proud of you guys
Yes, I play Autumn Aurora for ShoC in 2019 how could you tell?
Kuznetsov with down syndrome
Deleted it, just like you asked
Looking at his finger
That aint too domesticated 
wdym
Trigger-Finger
Some cheeki breeki stuff
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This Duty Member is so HOT.... ||Sorry||
That's a Loner member

yo, how to get duty endinghttps://youtu.be/cUYnODkAHkQ
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Side with Duty
yeah I did

Then you weren't a friend of Duty
I was
Then the game got oof'd
With duty very easy
Going full-on Duty makes the game harder, so I usually go that route if I want a challenge
Fighting a wave of 20+ mutants?
And as soon as you dealt with them, another group speeds towards you in the distance?

epic
What if they saw me?
PKM vs PKM basically
Emission victim
Vova Vist when sees a victim to demolish
самабади ванс тролл ми вот такую прикол склеил
@rare river Тут твой шрек
не понел
Лол
Лол
Лол
Лол
This is the reason
Duty will expand to Australia!
thats it!
i would live in australia
if i met that
Guckt alle bei meinem bro auf YouTube @bmw 187ner abonniert ihn mal
https://coub.com/view/1la7ha lmao found this in old channel
Holy... Duty please, kill it
Why does Australia have horrifying monster? Is it chernobyl 2.0?
The spiders feet though... They're huge
Nice
dudes... have kids here.. please stop it
This fearsome-looking spider, the Giant Huntsman is a creature straight out of your deepest nightmares. It was discovered in the Pak Ou Caves of Laos, in 2001.
From the Series: Mysteries of the Mekong: Laos http://bit.ly/2HShJZn
Vist will use that
vist always finds a way
I always find a way. Hand me that Tunguska cannon, I am strong enough to carry it.


Oh god... Pewdiepie played Misery?
Yes
I thought that was another Terraria vid... but no. I am surprised as hell, never expected him play it
Yep
I am pleased
Blame the nekos
weebs killed them

Lebedev is sad
What has the weebs done to the best in the Zone !?
Most of Clear Sky and Monolith members are weebs
weebs ruin everything
and I see it as a coincidence
We need to exterminate them all!
S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs! Unite! We have a common enemy! The weebs!
🤜

Yes
🤜 weebs
The M on the Mercs stands for Masterrace
freedomers and monolithians are weebs
Well
loads PKM
We need Vist then
@graceful fox We need your help!
The weebs are taking over!
cringe killer vist

From my experience:
Monolith: Meme bois and furries
Duty: DUTY BEST
Freedom: Why Freedom is better than Duty and Weed
Free Stalkers: We best, because no allegiance
Mercs: Weebs
Clear Sky: Basically Duty but to a lesser extent
Bandits: Cheeki Breeki
Renegades: Special snowflakes
Military: Probably joined the army IRL
Ecologist: We the best, because we friendly with everyone
Did you just make me low IQ and newbie?!
You are
Yes.

i am offended! >:(
Do spoilers cover it or i gotta edi-

Duty: Mostly newbies and low IQ individuals
Zombie: Those with no real moral
Bandit: Either Slavaboos or real bandits
Loner: Snowflakes
Monolith: The trashbin for braindeads
ISG: The local LGBT
Sin: Either better or worse renegades
Mutant: Joke faction for people with no moral aswell
Renegade: Either real pros or just randoms that don't understand the faction
Military: Less social snowflakes
Clear Sky: Dead Faction that shouldn't exist that people still join, just Duty 2.0
Mercenary: Real intellectuals, but sometimes dumb people come in
Ecologist: a more popular LGBT extended on anime too.
Freedom: We Wuzz Weeds & Shizzz
Anything else chief?
Innacurate
I gotta be biased))
Plus Loners
from MY experience:
monolith: people stupid enough to get converted
duty: people, inspired by irl people
freedom: people, inspired by irl people part 2
free stalker: don't do anything
Clear sky: spicy ecologists
bandits: bandits
renegades: the filth of the zone
military: government but in the zone
ecologist: the smart kid of the class who thinks he's above everyone
I based this after 2 years of membership in Brain scorcherposting
My view:
Duty: Propagandists
Clear Sky: Duty's lost brother
Freedom: Stoners
Bandits: Not nice people
Renegades: Easily offended people
Loners: Cant find a place to stay
Military: Tries it best can't do more
Ecologists: Smart kids
Mecrcenaries: Bandits but with more and better equipment
Monolith: Poor souls
We are comparing communities, not factions

Bruh momentum
mercenaries be like: I'll give you a contract of 10000 rubles per 1 second, lasting for 1 second for you to not get shot by me
banan
oh no
Im gonna say the n word
BS?
Brain Scorcherposting, Nikolai's server
Worst server
Even tho some folks are nice
oh, Been there, toxic place tho
Degenerates, what can I say

BS worst server
agreed
I'd imagine it would be filled with edgy people who are either very cringy, or just emotionless to the point of being toxic.
Or just acting toxic to be cool and gathering artificial clout in a server that has no significance on their real lives.
You choose which one.
The first is the correct one
lovely
good thing they're mostly contained in one discord, then
the last bastion of hope
The official community is the most pure
BS is degenerated, DoC is elitist and C-Con... I prefer to not talk about that one
What about Kev's server?
It's DoC
Discord of Chernobyl
It's a server even more degenerated than BS but it's keeping a faucade. Additionaly it's very elitist and thinks of itself as the best in everything. Not to mention that it's a glorified stalker subreddit
Lol, pathetic
elitist in what way?
Better than BS and STOC
But we all know that the Official server is the best acctually
Yes
Me and the boys shooting down weebs and degenerates
In the name of God and S.T.A.L.K.E.R
help m e stalker
I can agree
@graceful fox We need your RP-74
What for?
The weebs are taking over
Damn it, not them again!
Heres your Tunguska sir
I only need the turret
The turret is perfect... the weebs wont stand a chance. I don't need backup, just wait
Ok
Thanks
Anytime comrade
the big funny
based art

сталкер зов чечни
Looks like it
Can someone translate this?
Huh, okay
Roma vist
Two bandits flying
they're just on their way to vist heaven
he's a rogue in the way that he's not a vist - vists true nemesis
Agreed
Oh no... I must end him
he is the kid in the family that left one day for no reason
the gods of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Spoke to me
Ah yes, the Dead Air instalator that can summon the Cthulu mythos
Russian necronomicon
"To install summer vegetation modification, it is necessary to copy database from Summer vegetation (Летняя растительность) folder (optionally) paste into the installed mod.
To recall original flora models, delete xtra_green.xdb0 from database from the game's main folder."
I like how it's got the words of cthulhu on top
dead air more like infinite cooking kit glitch
Dead Ramsay
so far im alive
with a moist nugget
and a glock and a CS suit
aaand a granade yeeted me :/
Military in Last Day and Anomaly be like: GRENADE! CATCH A GRENADE! EAT THIS GRENADE!




Says the monolith weeb
Bruh i mean that serbian girl OC isn't that bad, i saw worse lol
Well, thats true, but still a degenerate weeb tho
Weebs of stalker
And I'm just there...
Anime people opinions doesnt mater
Yeah... They even draw all the factions in anime
And furries
They are worse
Furries are very special
I mean, WORSE
I mean i would purge em 1 by 1
Weebs furries and bronies are equally bad

I mean i don't give a frick about bronies they did nothing to me
The artstyle is fine, I suppose. It's just the harliner community that takes it too far
So i'd say Furry > Degenerate Weeb > Bronie > Weeb
me and the other stalkers bullying weebs
Yes i like this
Not really stalkers, but still

Yeah, I mean, Jojo ruined dank memes for me
And i like jjba artstyle
everywhere I go, I see a cringy jojo meme
JBA as a manga has really easy to read artstyle, although it sometimes can get you lost
why
Rety kotlety
It's not that bad, Petrovici
please no, keep this chat pure please
Well jojo is kinda gay
It has already been stained, so that's impossible
Sed
But only golden wind
I'm here so it's purity is no more
We need a purge
Of course, it's over-the-top in every way imaginable
JoJo is unfunny random content 99% of the time and its memes & humor is forced & exaggerated
That's why it's so appealing
Idk what people find amazing at jojo
Part 3 of JoJo could not exist and I wouldn't give a damn
I never watched it, but I'm glad Heavy has a cosmetic set for it
I see you are a man of culture aswell

Remember Petrovici, judgement is already waiting for them
-warn @weak crest Bad joke, insulting
Punishment(s) Petrovici#5438: 671017091186704 submitted successfully.
I'm sure you know what I mean
Yeah

Eh, it's just a warning
Collector strikes again to collect the warns
Its the second one
Warns aren't real lol
A "mark" of sorts, which allows us to see how many strikes one has
The more strikes, the more severe the punishment
And whats the punishment?
Basically
oh, ok then
Or on how bad your actions are on the server
So... how bad are an warn for swearing amd a warn for insulting?
Well, looks like this time I got a strike
You've only got 2 strikes, right?
You should be good, as long as nothing more happens
Phew
Nah, I directly follow the Rules
Yeah... Too late :/
Still thanks
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Thats why I sent that "meme"
So I can definitely see Petrovici's point
also, Warned for bad joke xd
Especially since my family got affected thanks to it
Oof



I love this community, so wholsome
STOC, the server where you see Beta Controller bros and hoes and where Vova Vist gets praised 24/7
bronies are worse than weebs and furries imo
All of them are bad.
which is why I'm glad you returned to the good side
Huh
Why?
I don't really regret being a brony
I was a bronie back then
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Honestly, this meme is getting a bit old
Actually, I can agree
He speaks heresy
And that is why I am doing it while it is still fresh
Gotta put a fresh spin on Vova.
Yes
Make a Vova rpgmaker game that's actually fun to play or smtn.
lol a game about Vova Vist
Or Hotline Miami map pack
only if I had Visual Studio at home. And lol, yes!
with many Vists from many factions
You are the Russian streamer, trying to dodge all the vists
Pigfingers but it's about Vova's depressing life.
Oh boy
The Vova Within
Vova has a simple and kinda happy life as a soldier
you know, gunning down loners with your PKM
Not too shabby
Hmm
Maybe a Beard level with the Big a home Gun could work
Apparently machine is a home.
Vova Vist memes has the depest lore
hmm
Yes.
One with sid and marked one
Marked: u rip me off
Sid: MARKED ONE WHAT THE HELL
Comedy...?


@cinder urchin From moment of Maddyson's letsplay
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Am I drunk or are there bandits in Yanov Station?
Have you ever seen something that is much cringe as this
NO
THEY RUINED IT.
WHYYY
Some illegal stalkers got to it
:(
Why Zone is opened for everyone
what the heck is that
@weak crest iirc if there's going to be a blowout, Yanov will allow bandits in.
but ot wasnt a blowout tho
Wym?
I mean, it was no blowput before.
I came to Yanov to sell some guns, and saw these guys in the station
i hope whoever spraypainted that got some nice rads
Hope so
Not fond of all the paint in the dirt either. Not good.
what about the claw ?




Lol
👍
Dolgovist
lol, the vist memes are pretty hillarious c:
I wonder when you guys will run out of vist ideas tho xP

gee this is why you dont let those tourists inside zone



yes.
i,have a confession to make,im currently playing vanilla CS and i,i,just cleaned the entire military outpost in the sout,and the machinegunner vas a Vist

i killed one of the Vists

F
Monolith just started a crusade
may the light of the monolith guide our brave fighters to victory
They will never reach my outpost
Враг Маналита!
Nekos are mutants
Agreed
😼
We shall treat them as mutants which means... which one goes first on the surgical table?
Guess I have to protect them
We have to study them... at all cost
But a generous move for humanity

yes
Nah
crimson: all nekos are queens
petrovici: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THHHHH T

agreed @smoky cedar
We have to study them, get as much as we can from them and then exterminate them like with the rest of the zone
It is
Zone bad, duty good.
Big oof
Why would the Zone be hostile?
Maybe because all these Stalkers come to the Zone and just start shooting the fauna
Weed bad, hippy bad, regiment good, wake up early good

Wildlife doesn't work like that
The zone is simply not a natural occourance... This isn't like you're walking into Yellowstone National Park. The Zone should not be protected like it is such. It should be removed, destroyed if possible so that the world does not fall to its danger
The Zone does
Uh I mean... Zone bad. Duty good.
Hot take: I side with whatever faction I want at the time
Alistair, have you experienced Agroprom in CS?
Not yet my friend
Agroprom was pretty fun in ShoC. It all came together.
I'm telling you, CS is on my to do list
They are ugly
Behavior
How come they raid the Duty Outpost at the Garbage?
Loads of boars charging them isn't common mutant behaviour
Indeed
so you're saying they employed some degree of sentience? Targeting Duty in particular
Indeed
:^)
You found it out quicly
sorry for swore
Got to play CS some time tho. Is on sale on steam, super cheap
Indeed
so i run across this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM9JrhIckuo
Theo , Groves, and an A.T.F. special agent sneak into a deadly cult's fortress.
Buy one of the songs at: https://boldsaber.bandcamp.com/album/dudes-of-hazmat-songs
With voice work by:
Sarah-Lynne Otsuji as Cult member #1
Krista Gowenlock as Cult Member #2, & Paramedic
Ani...

that's basically kruglov when you give him a rifle


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In Soviet Russia, only mold breaks the shooting stars.
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yes




Snork'd
inb4 stalker gets flying alien robot tentacle monsters in stalker 2

@fleet fog he was a freedom?
lol
Snorks are ex military personnel
mutated in the second explosion
Soo, that sounds pretty gay to me idk
even worse
Maybe
HMM

avoid sexually explicit topics like that
^spitting fax
You are a novice, sorry to tell you that, but you cant be
You are a novice, sorry to tell you that, but you cant be
how do you not be a novice tho
Getting better
-purge @fleet fog 100
pls
Thanks Kovalsky, very cool
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its funny because it's true'nt


я только по мальчикам

beb
gordon freeman
gordon freeman
Gordon Freakman
Zora Frikmen

gornod fmeeran
Nameerf Nodrog
Duty, I got you a new mutant to hunt down
Deletus exterminatus
when u sell ur first artifact for a quest to sakharov in anomaly
they are worth a lot of money in this mod
I mean, it should have been. Artifacts are magical as hell
Sidorovich buying an anti gravitational ball of plasma and static electricity for 1500 rubles
Come on man.
a comparison I heard once is that you're like the malaysian farmer who grows the coca leaves for cocaine, then it goes up and up with you being paid the least
ya you can cut off the chain by selling to the scientists but sometimes I think that may be a bit too easy, idk man
You can also do that to the arena watchers, they have no ai so when you shoot them, they just float
You see Ivan, Vodka and Beer makes LSD!
Im struggling to make any video ideas what so ever, so im sorry for the upload freqeuncy. let me know what would you like me to record!
even after all this time my memes are still being recycled
I need to start watermarking them
Which ones
Oh
I made one for like every major faction lol
duty more like dootie
Chad sky
Freedom more like freedumb ahahahah
Dammit
It's supposed to be clear sky
A member in an exoskelet
Doo doo
Slugs
More like
Socks
🤔
Bandits? More like we are going to steal your entire vodka warehouse
Did someone just insulted Duty?!
Dutie
Wolf? More like, I like campfires
Best slavic experience
Agreed
The best feeling ever
yes
You know that they are a bandit when they can aim properly while drunk on 20 bottles of Cossacks
I know, theycan headshot you 100 meters away drunk
And they can alter a nade's trajectory so it'll blow up on your head too
Such effective tactics... yet, still a weak faction
A small cost to have the best of the radio of the Zone can offer
Eh, I guess that makes up for it
Yes, Tbh I'll rather listen to the bandit radio tham the Duty one
"STALKER!"
Swear it ate my heart out the first time
xd
What if I joined Bandits in Clear sky? 
It would be cool
and that a good idea, I think that I'll replay Clear Sky and join the bandits too
I managed to finish CS with all side's upgrade while remain neutral to all. Tedious af
when i play anomaly or any mod that lets me choose factions i always think that clear sky is the one faction thats just there and no one cares about them
cause they're in the corner of the map away from everyone
I play ecolovist in anomameme
I did this glitch where enemies will bug for afew seconds and you can talk to them and so I did like 20+ jobs for Monolith and they became trusted by ecologists, loners and clear sky
So my only enemies were sin, renegades, bandits and slugs
I know that glitch
it was in the older version aswell, or atleast a form of it
Oh
could technically get friendly with all factions lmao
Yeah
but its a pain to do imo
I never saw a UNISG yet
the older version needed you to reload a save right near them, so that you're able to talk to them for about a second, you would need to havr really good reflexes and hit the right buttons in dialogue, so if you fail you have to reload a save each time
vist level stuff
?
you posted some file that had my username on it
dezodar be like
Black slugs anomaly? Impossible
Metal Slug anomaly.
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