#🤨┃stalker_memes
1 messages · Page 55 of 1
Succs
So no clue why that's so
Oki
<@&565845621836349440> freedumb
Edgy
<@&563395636267974678>
ok I might hate Freedom but to be honest i dont eat them...
neither do i
i dont speak stalker please translate
Little bandit stole intel from dooty and tripped on the way lol Follow me on Twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/BazinGarrey
Why pin tho, this is old and well-known
mash the bound hercules button
Me when I’m carrying 500 pistols and 30 shotguns and I just want to buy stalker armor
bernie sanders anomaly
Zone of tanks
World of Stalks
I'd play that, perfect, too, since there are helicopters
no
Should I call LA DC salesman? 

"""""cleaner""""" nice malware bro
saw it

:]


01.07.2071? Is that the release date of stalker 2?
stalker 22
ssd died and that was a randomly generated mess
🇲🇩 On my last day in Moldova I had invitations to hang out with some different people but there was only one dude I wanted to spend my final hours in the cou...
^^^^I found out how VOVA VIST ended up after his service in the zone (the guys name is vova)
You can’t ignore “Join Duty!” after this

HAIL DUTY
who ever calls duty Dooty is trash and is freedom Dont worry comrade crimson I know you are freedom but i dont call you trash
its not like i watn to say something toxic right?
you know both factions hate eich other and... I think... nah i dont have a meme yet
Ok i will stop
you know what, im going to say something that is going to SHOCK EVERYONE
Yeah dude, but I'm afraid calling something "gay" isn't allowed either
oh i thought you gonna... warn me coz i thought you were mod
freedom are just less violent bandits
while
duty are just less corrupt military
boom
Nah, Freedom is in no way like Bandits
Should be common knowledge
join sin so we can all be happy
Thank you
guys lets talk on en_stalker...
@graceful fox vova, i challenge you
I am but your worst enemy
And possibly a lost brothe
Oh you are choosing the wrong opponent.
Wait a second-

Oh no no no no- Brother you traitor
tis genka vist

Your blood shall water the zone's soil
Not if I stop you
where is petruska? im sure his fireball will help us solve this situation
Just lend me a PKM
The Great Swamps were once fertile farm lands. Soon, your blood will make it fertile again

HELP ME STALKER
STALKER APPROACHING, OPEN FIRE
Options>difficulty>novice
I know how to beat you
Impossible...
Wait, that's illegal
high protein animal feed....
But where are your medkits? My PKM bullets will slow you down badly before you even reach me
Your bullets do nothing to me in novice difficulty
Did you accidentally bring rubber ones, vova?
My commander scammed me again
Quickly, grab this here rocket launcher
pro tip: vovas only weakness is explosives








thats a nice gif
Not if i am close to you, vova
Top 10 anime battles
While you were getting that rpg, i slayed your friendlies
but now he has an rpg
its like romeo and juliet all over again, but instead of loving each other, you hate each other
The explosives you say? I got one over here.
Oh I got one here too! Fire!
pulls pin Лови гостинчик!
fires RPG






All sentences of commander Ukrainian Army in Kordon ;) Greetings for Stalker.pl
best anime battle, this will beat any other battle known to man

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
What the hell are these? hahahah
Where is Genka now?
"beware EVERYONE, what a CRAPPY DAY"
ugh i flew for like 4 meters there
Well, censoring it like that isn't allowed
Shoot me if you dare
🙂
For as far I know, is allowed
I may be laying down, but i will die with honour
Approaches downed Vist with rocket and is 1 meter away. "We will die together, brother." Shoots the rocket and we both die








Story better than the movie "twilight"
Rip Вова Вист... Ссылка на оригинал : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o
top 10 saddest deaths

we need to go even larger
yes
Hehe
Uhm guys
F to Genka and Vova, they were good men
I'm going to ask an illegal question
oh no
Who's the guy doing the salute anyways?
i am also wondering
the guy at the start of CS
Lebedev
the clear sky dude, the commander dude
ohh
Omg bro.... how do you forget lebedev
He means 
Can we one day make a mod about vova vist's adventure
I would love to play that
Same
if only i found coding interesting, heh
Maybe on my next Anomaly playthrough, I will do Genka Vist
anomaly gang
valik veldmak
Vedmak means witcher
ah, i misread the d, oops, my reading skills have downgraded
dont take what i said out of context please

NIKITA OH MY GOD
WAIT, NIKITA VIST?
FREEDOM
NOW WHERE IS THE DUTY VERSION?
NO DUTY VERSION
DUTY DOES NOT LET IN MILITARY
OF COURSE, VOVA HAS RELATIVES ALL OVER THE ZONE BUT NOT DUTY
Duty is unworthy
ВАВАН
it is only a matter of time before a monolithian brother is made
Vova needs to meet his relatives
Private Vist 



The glorious Romanian Semi-Automatic Marksmen rifle, Definetly should be in S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2
🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹🇸
the psl is dope
isn't that just a dragunov
Nope
every gun in the world is just a modified ak
If only that were true
it is
ivan, let make new nato gun
i will get ak
and make it Letter concerning deliveries of item 62
great idea ivan
Ivan,lets make a new nato gub
i will get ak
and make it shoot boom boom rocket
great ide Ivan
TORGUE

MOOOOOOOOOOOD
No
i said mood but emphasized
i did not call for jannies
Cooooom
my pfp semi fits now


B A N D I T S
D E A D L Y A N O M A L I E S
semen is just his duty callsign
LOL
Lmfao
Semёn* or Semyon*
||They always take it out of context... First it was 12 months, now this...||
My gunsmith work XP
...I am intrigued and terrified
this seems like expert gunsmanship, very impressive work, comrade
Yes, I always wanted to know how a pistol-powered RPG would work
you see ivan
Ew
I demand freedom or bandit version



Somehow I think Monolith's would look like a popemobile but with a giant rock instead of the Pope or something like that
monoliths would be just a pickup truck with a shrine in the back
Bandits would be a truck with speakers in the back, blasting bandit radio
With an additional dshk on top too
repost
praise the monolith
O monolith
When you have great sight anyways.
Damn, Bandits adopting the Ivan tactic. Very effective the Ivan tactic is.


Old but gold ( I don’t wanna offend Ukraine)
can someone help me? i need this with the english name tag!

Lol.
I approve
:kuznetsov:
awww man
tank you! 
but i don't need it anymore 



Cheeki breeki
no slavaboo
m sized russia good
o monolith
za monolit
For all of us
But sir

ну-с за это можно и выпить

-warn @lone cloak мат на сервере запрещён
Punishment(s) ɢʀᴀʏ ᴀ ɴᴇ ɢᴀʏ#4074: 664304226746384 submitted successfully.
- for the meme
- for being anime
And a typo
Когда споришь чей отец лучше
Батя - Dad
Я - I
Друг - Friend
Батя друга - Friend's father
When you argue whose father is better
Join Duty
Новый сингл с грядущего EP альбома Сидоровича "МНЕ НУЖЕН ТОЛЬКО ТЫ". Надеюсь вы понимаете, что творения подобного рода гораздо сложнее в производстве, ч...
fake
Hey Vova
I have a special save for you if you have COC
Oh god i think i already know what it might be
Nikita vist
-warn @weak crest Swearing is not allowes
Punishment(s) I400 class underwater CV#7442: 664428166418448 submitted successfully.
allowes, now that's a good stalker meme
@timber garden this is very true


Wow...
No slavaboo
redditors shaming redditor 
all redditers please leave
What?
Guess I'll do nothing, then
test
test 2
inb4 collector
cursed suggestion: stalker 2 but every sound has been replaced with anime
Mods
Arrest this man
mOOOOOOOOOOODS
Ban this man
yes ban thio
says the cunnysuggester

says the cunnysuggester
cute and funny
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
@weak crest lmao
alright here me out
STALKER but every once and a while you are stalked by a skeleton
spooky, but that already happens, just replace snork, dog, boar, flesh, and pseudosog textures into skeletons
spyro vist
when duty on patrol for freedomers but the propaganda speaker comes on
always do your duty
never illegally download

i dont get it

Hot
^
I've seen these memes like 4 times these past 2 weeks
Fallout 4 weapon customization in STALKER be like
0/10 not enough edge
i give it 7 dead bandits
Attention to redditors that repost my memes, pls stop
attention all redditers
please delete account
thank
Strelol endgames Monothots
kinda hard to do that
Renegades are SCARred for life
oh we thank you monolith, for defeating the chernobyl instagram women
PRAISE MONOLITHA
PRAISE
Entire zone vs Instagram thots
The enemy of my friend, is also my friend.
S***T!!!
why is Degtyarev hiding?

Warning! Russian language!
This is my president
if he spawns bandits - I will go fight!
if he cuts debug immortality - I will die!
if he cuts hunger - I will not starve!
All that because, we owe him our lives, and he who thinks otherwise - will be cut!
nice
Wolf is drunk again
Wolf loves the fire
lol epic
World without Freedom and Monolith
Lol
Sounds like Duty propaganda
Silence dutyer
Sounds like Duty propaganda
Join Bandits or Freedom. Duty? More like, Dooty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvHFtv59awE ((full version))

Hey that is my screenshot
And thanks to that, I now have permission to take yours
It's from the reddi*
well, yes
and it’s the Russian that makes it good
cuz poo poo pee pee american companies just wanna steal my wallet, but gsc was on a mission to make a good game. their goal wasn’t money, it was good game.
i love gsc <3
what happened to vova vist?
Vova Vist is still here
Uhh... I did nothing Barkeep
Is that dead duty soldier?
That definitely is a Dutier, it has the red stripes in the chest.
also the shield symbol.
Nooooo
No puede ser!
god of overpriced market
good joke
Hey Sid could I buy some meds
6000 each medkit
Aight I'll just die I guess
Stonks
Visiting Cardan be like
TOZ but with 1 pellet per shot
That's slug ammo with extra steps.
tiny slug
I grew a beard now
100% man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS0Y3o8aPP4
Tactics used by STALKERs and Ukrainian military
mega smart
yes
You see, Ivan... when storing boolets like me, you shall never run out of boolets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WasgRxx6r4
The only reason we evolved nostrils is so we could keep two extra bullets hidden.
yes
Hyper was an animation designer for Titanfall 2
Damn, he is spending his freetime well tho
Hyper already reworked Titanfall 2 animations for Apex Legends and went to work on "Modern Warfare"©™
That lynx tho
damn dude never knew flesh'es existed irl
ritual of Sidorovich summoning
Sidorovich is a god of the 9th hell circle
What if we tried to summon Sidorovich at 3 am? 😱 😱 😱

ded
ТЫ ШО КРЕЙЗИ
what if u say i wanna die to the wish stone but it grants you a 2nd life making you have 2 lifes instead of 1
the wish granter would probably put you under the illusion of dying instead of actually killing you
therefore you can be made into vodka
||but vodka is made from dead stalkers||

I am ashamed that I know the original material johnyboys profile pic is from
I was expecting something about it
Not a weeb btw
Ouch
very fast death factor
i dont know what its from
is it cute and/or funny
You don't know Roblox?
Sidor, you're ok?
bruh y u keep posting roblox vova vist daily
DIE FOR POLAND
i was referring to the weebs pfp
probably a repost


Gleb Vist
OH, OH, NO WAY
Top 10 nightmares that hopefully won't come true
stalker 2 be like:
What if Monolith went on a crusade to wipe the other factions out... Would they win? 

frank horrigan but stalker
Exactly my God.
Guess what time it is... It's vova vist time
happ face
no, it's hammer time
Speech 100
i want... not a lot for christmas
baubles fall from tree
mr strelok dies for his sins
Vadik Butt
"In Jupiter, at Jupiter!"








3 Vovas of the Apocalypse
we need more! 


Nikita vist
just did that!
nice
вова вист


any ideas for more vovas/vists?

you may stop now
no
.... please
thats a good one! 

I am so proud of this community
Kuznetsov Chief


HOLY, YES
BETTER
God, we have made Vists the bigger meme than it deserved to be... I am not sure if I should be scared or proud
hold my Vist!
We shall hold his Vist!
Nice, meanwhile I'll get someone to make Vist commission in my fandom
YES
Nice
Combine is now screwed if Freeman and Vist work together
@zealous flax May I have your crop picture of Vists face?



can we get some more of them... Vist's?
Hmm... Instead of imperator stick the Vist onto Living Saint Celestine
There was that one particular art where he'd be perfect
Napoleon Vist
Yes
Statue of Vist
headvist / vovacrab
we vist you a vova christmas
Yes
chvistmas
just Vistmas it sounds better
Vovacrab
Christmas tree but Vova Vist is the star
Oh god, that's the most beautiful thing I've seen today. The crab, I mean
Yes
What have we done?
a bigger thing
Did we make art?
perhaps
Yes
Beautiful
now to make propaganda
Vist faction
someone put mr vist on a picture of christ
That's beautiful. Now change the sword with a PKM
and on 
good idea! 
put vova vist on a soldier
The Vist Soldier! 

The Vist Kuznetsov mixup
I will be honest, I love this community... I never had so much fun in a community server
true, this is insane! 
that's what makes S.T.A.L.K.E.R. special I think
Most of stalker players are slavs and slavs are easygoing in general which makes the community very open and fun
I am so proud of being slavic then
same
V-Consciousness
YES

Can someone send me full face of Kuznetsov?
VIST, KUZNETSOV & GORDON TOGETHER
oh God...
Also if you have some soldier face screenshots I'd like that aswell
Yes
YES, YES, YES

Cybervist lol
what the badword did i create
IT'S A BIG VISTY!
little ivan, hic what would you like for vistmas
my name is not ivan
a stalker has been spotted open fire!



Beauty
should i replace little ivan with a bandit
I see, yeah
Yes please

anyone have side of a bandit i can use
i don't have any bandits at my disposal yet 

couldnt find one so i used a dutyer
still beautiful
finally got the PKM in
oh god
epic
looks like he/she/it is trying to grap the trigger
it's a Vovartex Anomaly
You guys know Alad-V(ist)?
Yes
It's Kim Vist-Un
The hardest boss of Warframe yes. I remember how his hound and himself own PKM
@rugged onyx can you send me that PKM?
i need to redo it, gib me a sec!
i'am on it
Filthy Vist
Yes
HOLY- VIST VCRIST
*happy slavic noises
slavaboo please leave
He ain't a slavaboo
But what if I was really a slav?
vist faction only
Which I am btw.
Ehh guys, it's time for me to sleep, see you
Cya epic gamer
Cya
thomas had seen everthing
it was time for him to leave
good night!
So... You have it @rugged onyx?
SidoroVist
God what have we done.. When will this stop? I hope never
^
Vova Vist is a legend
I strangly approve
BanVist
How's the PKM going? I'm kinda short on time @rugged onyx
What the hell is wrong with me...
Thanks

Uh-oh

What have I created

what have we done? 
...not enough 
alright, i will stop, and i going to continue my S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly, bye for now comrades
Bye mate 
Kay
Chadvist
imagine not making thousands per day and robbing some rookie for his meat chunk
this post was made by ecologist gang
ok pre-cop strider calm down
Yes

praise blockolith
I demand... more vist memes

Epic
plot twist: it was all in your head
regretti spaghetti i wish i wasn't here already
Nice
now this is a good meme
YES, MORE
OH YES


Who's Vova?
Rip Вова Вист...
Ссылка на оригинал :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o
maddyson was spawn killed by mr vist when he entered cordon in clear sky
after a while he shot vist dead and saw his name
When you saw yourself in the mirror
Vovka
is it made out of vist or is it made with vist
both

It was too difficult to make a head moving behind the body (( Too many one-second frames

90% - vova vist 
/v/
saved to VOVA_quicksave
loaded VOVA_quicksave
#STALKER #YTP
Something I made at 4 am.
My fan Discord: https://discord.gg/FzKPHjm
Oh god, YTP
Ah, typical Kev not making good content just wanting to make fun of other creator
what if the zone won world war 1? a hearts of iron 4 alternate history mod
Marked One and his friends were driving a truck around Ukraine, as drunk as sailors. Naturally, they got lost, and somehow ended up wandering into the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. In an act of divine wrath, their truck was struck by lightning and crashed.
The next morning, Ginger Hair was running his morning jog, when he stumbled upon the wreckage. He quickly discovered that Marked One's friends were already dead (either from their injuries or from alcohol poisoning) while Marked One was, miraculously, unharmed - just black-out drunk. He carried him to Sidorovich's bunker, where it turned out that Marked One was a weeaboo (which, for some reason, pleased Sidorovich) and that he had an embarrasing tattoo on his arm.
Also, he's probably going to have a killer hangover and won't even remember where he's been last night.
:DD
That's.. cute... in its own weird way
That's pretty dope
vova vist's cult rivals that of the monolith
Every time I went to edit a video this week, I just ended up making short, funny clips from my twitch playthrough of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly instead. So, heck it. Just threw together some of the best moments from my recent streams. This was what I really wanted to make.
I'm So...
k thx

EFT?
Bolt
I will take that advice

yes... is the Stalker Wiki
Sidorovich asserting dominance over Marked One
evolution
this
is beautiful
Lol






but can we start banning reposters pls
like maybe dip them in a pool of lava, too
murder their families too
imagine being angry that somebody stole something before you could

imagine not being angry at something you've seen for the 30th time in the same channel
If you require that someone follow a standard, set an example.
I may be called a boomer but when did the vova vist thing came from
Vova Vist was a randomly generated name of a stationary PKM operator at Kordon in Clear Sky.
The thing is one Ukrainian/Russian streamer was killed multiple times by this militarist Vova Vist. When he was killed and his name became known, Vova Vist was called a national hero who died in a Duty to the Ukraine.
Hehehehe, duty, hehehehe.

HBO Chernobyl be like
Imagine unironically praising some stupid magical rock
this post was made by everyone except monolith gang
still jokes aside, Monolith were one of the best equipped factions in the zone
if not, even better equipped than ukrainian military. I mean... since when does ukrainian military issue gauss rifles and possesses mind control technology provided by CC
imagine drinking actual clean and purified water
this post was made by master stalker gang
Imagine drinking Monster energy drink instead of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
this post was made by the stalker gang
Vova Vist stopping stalkers trying to illegally get into the zone (2011, colorised)


Almost posted a meme with a naughty word in it whoops

Why do you have so much free time?
Love it.
lmao I just noticed, that's really good

I want...
More Vist's
Vovalith
You may wan't to go into the monolith chat
nvm found one
a
a
а
a
@weak crest 
ah yes, hello
Howdy ho


I typed in stalker and this is what I get for searching.....
what in the holy name of the Monolith is that thing?
whoops, I see, not anything wanted in the server as it's gone... Understandable I won't complain
what was it, dm it
prolly some pic of a guy stalkimg someone
can't find it anymore, was a guy with like 10 arms on the ground doing a snow angel or something on a house floor, he basically had no legs or anything but just arms and his head all on his torso, some photoshop meme stuff I guess


