#🤨┃stalker_memes

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lunar steeple
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STALKER 2.5 TALES OF VOVA VIST

bronze jasper
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VOVA

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I AM FATHER
BLYAAbadword|--

rustic scaffold
graceful fox
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Ready for another Vova Vist adventure

orchid scaffold
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Yes

drifting solstice
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You can't say that word.

night barn
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Hey man, I'm sorry, but could you edit out the swear?

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@exotic ridge

safe nimbus
night barn
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-warn @exotic ridge Breaking Rule 3

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Punishment(s) ☢Винторезов☢#9456: 658342300389392 submitted successfully.

smoky cedar
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vova vist could kill those mutants without firing a single bullet

bronze jasper
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ATTENTION! A STALKER HAS BEEN SPOTTED! OPEN FIRE!!!!!

faint portal
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send me that payday 2 mod pls

graceful fox
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Day 2 in the Zone
I had enough rest, I bought supplies and was given work from a Dutyer to reclaim Duty territory at the Army Warehouses.

I got ambushed by bandits on my way to the Army Warehouses, but due to my great skills, they failed miserably.

I was at the territory taken by Freedom from Duty. When I fought, I found out I was surrounded and took cover in one of the wagons and shot constantly out of it if one of the high anarchists pop their heads out. I killed exactly 10 freedom members in one spot, but I was not satisfied enough.

Before heading back for my reward, I took armor from one the dead Freedomers and used it as disguise to enter their base... then I started blastin' I killed everyone at the base, including the leader Lukash himself.

Once I returned, I was paid handsomely and decided to call it a day.

Vist out.

orchid scaffold
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You need to buy him a PKM

graceful fox
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I already have one, I stole it off Wolf from rookie village when killed

orchid scaffold
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Ah

graceful fox
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It is in low condition though

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Vova Vist super stalker confirmed

bronze jasper
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then everyone cheered
stalker 2 main char is vova confirmed

graceful fox
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yes

orchid scaffold
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Vist's story as a DLC for stalker 2

graceful fox
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yes

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written by me

orchid scaffold
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I hate DLCs but I'd buy that

graceful fox
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Same

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I must play VOva Vists tribute song when I use a machinegun as him

night barn
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RP-74 is his special ability

graceful fox
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PKM is his second special ability

night barn
graceful fox
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Maye we have a great salute for Vova Vist, for being so heroic that he destroyed freedom?

night barn
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Reaction Removed for offensive behavior towards Freedom

graceful fox
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Damn it Crimson

drifting solstice
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Abusing your power, Crimson?

night barn
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

exotic ridge
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@night barn sorry

night barn
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No worries, just so you know for the next time

exotic ridge
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Ok

graceful fox
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We need Vova Vists face as Emoji

night barn
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No, I am just using the powers that have been given to me

smoky cedar
graceful fox
drifting solstice
night barn
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What are you guys staring at?

graceful fox
drifting solstice
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There's an emission approaching.

graceful fox
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Really, when?

drifting solstice
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Dunno. Ooh, look how pretty that red is!

night barn
graceful fox
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Emission noises

smoky cedar
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psi storms are cool right

graceful fox
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Both of them are cool

smoky cedar
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right guys

drifting solstice
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Right.

smoky cedar
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left

night barn
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It's a mod thing, but I suppose

graceful fox
smoky cedar
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ive just clicked on comrade crimsons profile picture and i got a seizure

graceful fox
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lol

night barn
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Apologies

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I can switch it to something else

smoky cedar
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no its a good thing

night barn
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Better?

smoky cedar
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ah yes lovely i sure love being given nightmares

graceful fox
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cursed

drifting solstice
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Nice. 👍

night barn
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It was Collector's old profile picture

graceful fox
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How about mine?

smoky cedar
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should probably be even more closer

graceful fox
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lol

night barn
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I love it

smoky cedar
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so that you could see the guys nose hairs

night barn
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Is that Major Kuznetsov, by any chance?

smoky cedar
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it looks like a military guy to me

graceful fox
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Yes

smoky cedar
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oh its the military guy extorting rookies by the cordon bridge in soc

graceful fox
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mhm

drifting solstice
smoky cedar
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lmao i love it

graceful fox
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lol gonna try it

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Beautiful

drifting solstice
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It's perfect.

graceful fox
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Imma keep it now

weak crest
night barn
weak crest
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your artifacts, sir

night barn
bronze jasper
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artifact_compass here sir

weak crest
bronze jasper
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i dont need it anyways i know this forest

sage dirge
weak crest
smoky cedar
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i support this statement

warped slate
graceful fox
orchid scaffold
smoky cedar
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aa nuuuuu

graceful fox
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Photo of me preparing to pounce at the Dutyer, then stab him with a broken vodka bottle

orchid scaffold
graceful fox
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Is that Roman on the right?

lunar steeple
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wtf i posted that join duty propaganda first 😠 😡 😡

sly wharf
night barn
sly wharf
lunar steeple
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call of duty 1 best game

graceful fox
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A photo of a Soviet snork jumping into the german lines during operation barbarossa

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I wonder if someone can make Pyrocynical wearing stalker suit

lunar steeple
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hes not even jumping into the german lines hes running back

smoky cedar
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france impersonator

faint portal
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da da the weed is good

bronze jasper
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fake
if sid dies you crash probably

drifting solstice
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Marked one?
WHAT
THE
HEEEEEEEEEeeELL

orchid scaffold
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If Sid dies the whole noosphere collapses on itself leading to world ending scenario

bronze jasper
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duty new objective

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[ ] Find the Sidorovich
[ ] SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE DANGERS OF THE ZONE

smoky cedar
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save the world
my final message

goo d bye

weak crest
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dolg

graceful fox
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Marked one!? What the hell!?

bronze jasper
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sidorovich? what the badword?

graceful fox
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Marked one, why?

bronze jasper
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everyone says what the hell
but nobody asks how the hell 😢

graceful fox
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I am really sorry. I was bored, OK?

night barn
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Nice

bronze jasper
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JOIN DUTY

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SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE DANGERS OF THE ZONE

graceful fox
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Wait, you like it? Epic

bronze jasper
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didnt even watch it tbh

graceful fox
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Damn it thio

night barn
hasty crown
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The Hell itself is doing bad as there is that one sequel to an FPS classic coming out like really soon

ornate osprey
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can sidorovich actually be killed

sage zealot
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Not without a modification to the game, and even then im not sure.
When I looked at the code, it was always editing an existing mod/addon
He might be hard-coded immortal tho

tranquil flame
graceful fox
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He's sad because he misses vodka

velvet umbra
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He's sad, because he's not allowed to go outside of his basement, so he pretends to have adventures by playing computer games and posts memes about what he doesn't even met, experienced or knew about.

smoky cedar
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too real man, too real

devout tartan
prime stirrup
graceful fox
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Ivan is too irradiated to know what he is doing

drifting solstice
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At least Ivan tries.

graceful fox
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Yes

smoky cedar
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and he looks good trying

orchid scaffold
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No, no

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He makes special coils with those fingers charging the bullet with ethanol energy so the bullet will cross into noosphere itself

weak crest
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ethanol is petroleum based

solar lagoon
orchid scaffold
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He do

sage dirge
graceful fox
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🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇮 🇸 🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

bronze jasper
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v for vist

graceful fox
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Yes

ornate osprey
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who is this mysterious vist

gloomy palm
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Machine gunner of Ukraine in the Zone

graceful fox
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A military npc, the only one who has a funeral

orchid scaffold
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He was a cordon machine gunner during some Russian streamer's stream of Clear Sky

bronze jasper
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A STALKER HAS BEEN SPOTTED
OPEN FIRE!!!

graceful fox
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OPEN FIRE!!!

drifting solstice
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It's too hot, close fire.

graceful fox
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROOKIE

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LET VOVA VIST OPENFIRE!!!

sage dirge
orchid scaffold
night barn
sage dirge
weak crest
devout tartan
drifting solstice
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😐
👇
smile_strelok

weak crest
devout tartan
night barn
orchid scaffold
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Liver broke

orchid scaffold
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That's so powerful... Can't hold back tears

weak crest
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KILL THE STRELOK

bronze jasper
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WHICH STRELOK

weak crest
smoky cedar
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bruh i shouldve taken a screenshot of when around 15 dwarves spawned at the jupiter plant in CoP

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that was wiiiild

meager jasper
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😂

worthy citrus
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Memes are great

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Ban @dry lagoon

night barn
weak crest
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ban @reef hinge

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cursed bot

bronze jasper
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ban mee6 it doesnt do anything and puts all of our messages in its database

night barn
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Rank Bot

bronze jasper
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blocked bot

rugged onyx
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oof bot

graceful fox
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Vova Vot

bronze jasper
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stop

graceful fox
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No\

smoky cedar
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ye/s

worthy citrus
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No /Señor

graceful fox
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Let's go kuznetsov fellas

bronze jasper
night barn
drifting solstice
smoky cedar
sage dirge
smoky cedar
stuck geyser
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cleaning all this trash

night barn
smoky cedar
quartz nymph
graceful fox
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Yes

drifting solstice
quartz nymph
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No... this is too sad

sage dirge
solar lagoon
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mom said it was my turn on the xbox

graceful fox
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Strelok has become a meme again

solar lagoon
graceful fox
solar lagoon
weak crest
graceful fox
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Boomers in stalker

quartz nymph
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Ok boomer

night barn
orchid scaffold
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Tbh ecos don't suit any archetype

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Same with mercs (maybe except the funny big nose men)

weak crest
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nah, traders are funny big nosed men

orchid scaffold
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Yes

smoky cedar
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Yes

weak crest
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Yes.

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bandits are objectivly the best faction

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No.

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it is fact, you cant argue against it

weak crest
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I smell bait

inland rune
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Duty should be a doomer but with a smirk

night barn
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I think Duty and the Military should be switched around

graceful fox
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lol same

bronze jasper
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samebadwording

graceful fox
night barn
graceful fox
halcyon sail
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XD

worthy citrus
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the date is wrong for the setting

solar lagoon
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plot twist: its set a year after the creation of the zone

sage dirge
weak crest
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me when the airlock door to the mobile science lab does not open and there is an emission approaching

sage zealot
quartz nymph
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That's gold

zealous flax
ruby epoch
graceful fox
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Bandit cat

bronze jasper
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birds are just flying cats

zealous flax
graceful fox
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They are flying bandit bomber planes

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And yes, same here Graba

marsh grotto
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same here, stillaliwer

smoky cedar
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same here, mindnight.file

graceful fox
night barn
weak crest
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me in stalker

graceful fox
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OK, more adventure of vova vist!

night barn
graceful fox
weak crest
zealous flax
zealous flax
weak crest
zealous flax
weak crest
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They always laugh at Vova Vist memes, but they never ask how was Vova Vist (((((((

drifting solstice
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He has an LMG, how bad can he be?

weak crest
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i made a gas mask out of paper

graceful fox
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I didn't do much as Vova Vist in anomaly but I can still write a third episode of his diary

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Actually, I might continue later

weak crest
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I feel like a accomplished meme maker seeing my memes reposted here

quartz nymph
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Duty propagnda smh

graceful fox
inland rune
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what does GC mean again

mighty stone
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Group chat

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Dum dum

long cairn
drifting solstice
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False.

weak crest
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yeah they like dicks

night barn
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@weak crest Deleted the post for breaking Rule 3

weak crest
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bruh

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that's just a meme

night barn
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Sorry, but rules are rules

graceful fox
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Finally, he has got it

weak crest
quartz nymph
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Wait, that's illegal

drifting solstice
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Arrest this man.

graceful fox
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Day 3 in the Zone(part 1):
I have finally reached Agroprom, into the military base.
I met the commander, and he offered me jobs to retake territory off Clear Sky, and capture or kill a Renegade. Once I returned, I have been paid well and got enough to fix my PKM. Right now, I will save up for ammunition now and if lucky, an exo suit. But right now, I have been ordered to take back the important documents we have lost.

orchid scaffold
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Vova doesn't need an exo

weak crest
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exo sucks

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PSZ-9D gang

orchid scaffold
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Armour sucks

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SPP-99 gang

drifting solstice
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Life sucks.

weak crest
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pfffffff

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Vova can fight with just military sweater and jeans

graceful fox
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yes

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but Exo suit makes him unstoppable

drifting solstice
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Unstoppabler.

orchid scaffold
night barn
weak crest
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ok weeb

zealous flax
rugged crow
smoky cedar
cinder urchin
primal veldt
graceful fox
zealous flax
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controller - Вийди

stable mirage
smoky cedar
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I like to think that I understand these memes

bronze jasper
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noooooooooooooo you cant just save the planet from the dangers of the zone you cant do that please buy some weed man we can smoke it right here at the bar

weak crest
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Ill have you know I was robbing loners in garbage for over twenty emissions now, and I have been involved in numerous secret missions in X labs getting documents for Sultan, and I have over 50 artifacts found. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I am the top TOZ stalker in entire bandit gang. Duty more like dooty.

bronze jasper
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guerilla*

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nice try larping bandit
you will amount to little more than a renegade

weak crest
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No, I meant actual gorilla warfare

bronze jasper
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fire gorilla at pesky dutyer trying to save the planet, steal his ak

weak crest
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I shoot stalkers from top of trees

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nobody expects tree stalker

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hmm

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how bout DOLG

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@night barn yo it is possible to change a faction here?

night barn
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Sure, what Faction do you want to change to?

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@weak crest

weak crest
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mercenary

night barn
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I'll see what I can do

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Mercs successfully given to Thunder#0009.

night barn
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-takerole @weak crest Duty

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Duty successfully removed from Thunder#0009.

weak crest
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aight thanks

night barn
obtuse creek
graceful fox
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STALKER SPOTTED

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OPEN FIRE!!!\

night barn
weak crest
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@weak crest bruh literally me

graceful fox
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Bruh same, so relatable like bruh played whispers of the zone, its eh

weak crest
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imagine playing roblox

solar lagoon
weak crest
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@weak crest THUNDEEER? WHAT THE HELL!?

weak crest
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@weak crest

zealous flax
weak crest
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oh lawd he comin

weak crest
bronze jasper
graceful fox
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Come here pet snork

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I have gift for you

weak crest
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snork sounds

flint sluice
graceful fox
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Bandits know how to party

weak crest
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we need that bass boosted bandit radio though

drifting solstice
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Bandit pirates FL Studio

weak crest
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16D bandit radio or 16D Vulgargrad - Alkoholik

quartz nymph
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That's aint a real bass boost

drifting solstice
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Warning: Possibly very loud.

graceful fox
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Perfect

zealous flax
quartz nymph
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@drifting solstice
That's perfect, thanks

drifting solstice
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👍

weak crest
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now that is gonna shake my house good @drifting solstice

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gonna use this on my funeral

graceful fox
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Same

devout tartan
bronze jasper
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voov viiv

zealous flax
weak crest
zealous flax
weak crest
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Jojo Yikes

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Anime is cringe

safe nimbus
zealous flax
weak crest
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what

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smile_scar smile_strelok smile_degtyarev
🧥 🧥 🧥
👖 👖 👖

zealous flax
weak crest
night barn
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@timber garden I'm sorry, but I have to delete the meme for breaking Rule 3

timber garden
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Oof

night barn
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🤷

timber garden
weak crest
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whats GC?

humble haven
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-mute @weak crest 1h Stop spamming emoji

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Punishment Unleashed doge134 ⎝⎠╲╱╲╱⎝⎠#5452: 660513549385744 submitted successfully.

humble haven
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-purge @weak crest 20

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-mute @bronze jasper 1h Swearing is not allowed on the server

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Punishment ThioJones#0282: 660513618972688 submitted successfully.

weak crest
timber garden
weak crest
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oh no

weak crest
night barn
weak crest
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DOLGS

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TEH AR DEKING OFER

weak crest
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Stalker is our word, but you can say Stalka

weak crest
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@weak crest I think general conversation

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thanks for help

graceful fox
marsh grotto
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my snork, please, GET OUT OF THERE

weak crest
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Major: Oh, so you are approaching me?
Scar: I can not enter cordon without passing through the checkpoint.
Major: Oh ho, then come as close as you like.
starts blasting the PKM

weak crest
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I hate you

orchid scaffold
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Hehehe

weak crest
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omg stop reposting, send new memes

orchid scaffold
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The JoJo pose one is fresh thundie

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I know because I created it

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The PKM men

weak crest
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still, a repost

orchid scaffold
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Well, no

weak crest
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"guys i added joj oooo, is it funny now?"

orchid scaffold
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^

graceful fox
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Vova Vist: STALKER APPROACHING, OPEN FORE!!!

weak crest
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@graceful fox what do you think

night barn
weak crest
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is it a good snowboard equipment brand?

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well damn right it is good, it is suitable with mauling down innocent and dumb stalkers

night barn
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*Illegal S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s

graceful fox
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Yes

weak crest
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eh if only we had vova vist patrolling the US border

night barn
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Why aren't they cloning his body?

weak crest
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there cant be another one

night barn
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Perhaps not, but there can be many

graceful fox
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He ain't western spy

night barn
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I do wonder how the many governments work within and around the Zone

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For example, international troops get mentioned to patrol the perimeter and UN researchers are also mentioned to come to the Zone

hasty crown
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Uhh
There is no punishment for reposting memes so it will be done over and over again

weak crest
weak crest
candid plover
smoky cedar
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that's a very good edit dude

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ngl you made it sound like it would be garbage

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I genuinely thought it was good

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👍

timber garden
weak crest
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The mirror is blank, cant see amything inside it

orchid scaffold
weak crest
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that book is not in monoliths hands, is it?

bronze jasper
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doesnt matter if it is

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if it is, JOIN MONOLITH

neat condor
weak crest
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If I funny react I can steal right?

bronze jasper
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no only bandits

graceful fox
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Oh yes

weak crest
bronze jasper
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freedumb

night barn
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Hah, nice meme

graceful fox
graceful fox
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Is it fine if I set this emoji on other server?

smoky cedar
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is it copyrighted

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no

night barn
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Actually, it's from the DoC Discord Server

graceful fox
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THat is what I am wondering. I mean, it is just a face. So I can use it?

night barn
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So I wouldn't see why not

graceful fox
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I mean, how could a funny face get me to the court right?

night barn
graceful fox
smoky cedar
graceful fox
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I probably shouldnt ask, since I am using this as a pfp rn and I am not in trouble

night barn
smoky cedar
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nose

graceful fox
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Now its a fullf ace

graceful fox
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Oh crap

night barn
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It's from the DoC Server, so yeah. I don't see the issue

graceful fox
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What is the DoC?

night barn
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Discord of Chernobyl

graceful fox
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Oh okay

smoky cedar
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kuznetsov 1?

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nani

graceful fox
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What have I... created?

night barn
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A meme

graceful fox
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What cha think?

smoky cedar
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let me guess, your home?

graceful fox
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It was... and it was beautiful

night barn
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You did exactly what photoshop was meant for

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Making your self beautiful

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And may I say, you're the most beautiful Minecraftian I've ever seen

graceful fox
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Thank you sir

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I just realized, there is this mod for minecraft that lets you add more things for your skin such as custom HD skins... I can make a skin with this HD face

night barn
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Yup

graceful fox
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That means, I can make a monster

smoky cedar
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oh no

night barn
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Monster?

graceful fox
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I mean

night barn
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What are you talking about?

graceful fox
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the most beautiful thing that world has ever seen, not even the prettiest woman can beat this

weak crest
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@graceful fox

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you are a bandit, do it for Sultan

graceful fox
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Hmmm

sage zealot
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You can use any emoji from any server in any server that allows emojis to be used globally.

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You cannot be "taken to court" for using an emoji in this way

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the only way it could ever become a problem is if it came to a financial case. Such as if you tried selling it without the proper rights etc. Or if you were somehow gaining financially in some way through the emoji.
For example: selling roles in a server that allowed the use of the emoji or through twitch or something

night barn
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Oh, that's a great idea

weak crest
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Oh yeah lmao, I can already see him using it for his business plans or on his grave

night barn
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Make it so Harbar Guys are the only ones in the server to be able to use Emojis

weak crest
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actually that would be sick to have such emoji on your grave

sage zealot
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roles cannot allow/disallow server emoji's. You however could make it so Harbar is the only role with permissions to use "global emojis" I think

night barn
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Yup

weak crest
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oh yeah thats what I thought

graceful fox
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I was talking about download the emoji as pic and use it on a different server

night barn
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Nah, that's allowed

graceful fox
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Ah ok

sage zealot
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So long as you do not "profit" then its free use

bronze jasper
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you can with a bot

graceful fox
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Dont know how I can profit with a free emoji despite selling it, but I was not planning on that

bronze jasper
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except*

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you sound like you already sell it

weak crest
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yet.

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Although you are losing a great opportunity there, such gem is not that common. Imagine how much money yo could get with such object

bronze jasper
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5000 RUB for 1 (one) kuznetsov emoji

night barn
bronze jasper
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@graceful fox

graceful fox
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looks hot

weak crest
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absolutely gorgeous, looking forward to see Vova Vist in stalker II

graceful fox
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Same

bronze jasper
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someone

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vova vist emoji

night barn
bronze jasper
night barn
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Captain Tarasov

graceful fox
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We need to add Vova Vist emoji

bronze jasper
night barn
#

Yes, I agree

bronze jasper
#

then add them janny

night barn
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No permissions

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Although, Rock is working on getting some new Emojis

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Maybe a little suggestion could be heard?

weak crest
orchid scaffold
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Yeah, suggest Vova

night barn
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Yeah, we already asked for Barkeep, but he didn't get added

graceful fox
bronze jasper
#

dew it

night barn
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It has been said that whenever this server gets 30 Nitro Boosts, Vova Vist will not only live in our hearts, but also return from the dead to the land of the living

graceful fox
#

Oh crap

weak crest
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@graceful fox got a new pfp for ya

night barn
graceful fox
#

Oh... that looks even worse

weak crest
#

then that makes it better

graceful fox
#

I mean... no thank you

bronze jasper
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VIST

graceful fox
#

YES?

weak crest
#

can someone put psy stalker noise over this

drifting solstice
#

The audio is clipping.

weak crest
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will try

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give me lets say 10 minutes ))

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Ку

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@weak crest its finished

smoky cedar
#

L

weak crest
#

@weak crest AHAHAHHAHA

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glad to help

fleet grove
#

idi cock mne

weak crest
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especially with memes 😆

fleet grove
smoky cedar
#

when someone @'s you on the stalker server but its just some guy answering to a comment you made like 3 weeks ago

dusk lake
#

true...

graceful fox
#

Clear sky flying experiment

weak crest
#

zones "laboratory rat" testing out the first version of anabiotic given from the ecologists

smoky cedar
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"it is said it grants wishes"

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ha.

night barn
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@safe nimbus I'm sorry, but I have to delete the meme for breaking Rule 3

safe nimbus
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wait wut

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why

weak crest
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tfw you get trolled by a weird rock

night barn
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Unfortunately, there was a swear word in the image. The rules forbid swearing, I'm afraid

drifting solstice
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There was?

bronze jasper
#

??

smoky cedar
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??

safe nimbus
#

really

bronze jasper
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yea im not sure there was, janny

smoky cedar
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"all the factions combines vs one rocky boi"

night barn
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Yeah, there was one for the Monolith

weak crest
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well, there was one for monolith xd

night barn
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Yeah

bronze jasper
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m*nolith o yea

night barn
safe nimbus
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i dont see swearing in this photo lel

smoky cedar
#

wait is monolith a swear word?

night barn
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Nope

safe nimbus
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and what is swear?

weak crest
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it might hurt to know but its true smile_degtyarev

night barn
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It had "F you" underneath it

weak crest
safe nimbus
#

i see

night barn
weak crest
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wait then, why do these emojis have f in them too xd

night barn
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Hah

safe nimbus
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i fix with paint xd

night barn
#

Fair enough

weak crest
drifting solstice
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The f stands for faction.

night barn
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Yeah, It's pretty sad to delete it for that, but rules are rules

drifting solstice
#

Send me the meme, I'll fix it.

weak crest
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lmao oh yeah

smoky cedar
#

f_monolith if you look real closesly, this badge is just basically one of those trancended memes with some text at the bottom

safe nimbus
#

job done

smoky cedar
#

oh yeah this meme kinda doesnt makes sense now that i look at it

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monolith shouldnt be in the left side

bronze jasper
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unreact to bad monolith and bolt

safe nimbus
#

i was duty member many years but now im monolith xd

bronze jasper
#

use correct monolith patch as in en wiki and meme

night barn
#

Done

smoky cedar
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lmao rebel

night barn
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NOTHING

bronze jasper
#

of course, brainwashed by propaganda 🙄

drifting solstice
#

thats my new original faction

weak crest
#

put that bolt away, stalker

bronze jasper
#

@night barn JANNNNNNYYY ABUSE REEeeeeeeeeeeeee

night barn
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PUT THE BOLT AWAY AND COME HERE WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE SKY

safe nimbus
bronze jasper
#

only in cop

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cs does not have this problem

drifting solstice
#

That's not CoP.

night barn
#

That's MoD

bronze jasper
#

yes it is, stalkers die in fires as per canon

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o of course its a mod based on cop

smoky cedar
#

and in the standalone mod with many weapons and somewhat smarter ai - anomaly, this happens too

bronze jasper
#

gsc would never do such a silly thing

smoky cedar
#

plot twist: cop is actually the first game in the series

night barn
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So the Brain Scorcher was reactivated afterwards

bronze jasper
#

by freedom

smoky cedar
safe nimbus
weak crest
bronze jasper
#

it all makes sense now

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of course cop couldnt be canon as a sequel to soc...

drifting solstice
night barn
safe nimbus
#

👌 kuznetsov 👌

bronze jasper
#

cop is canon as a prequel to clear sky

weak crest
#

my braincells have doubled reading what you just typed

bronze jasper
#

and it would make sense too

weak crest
#

but considering that I have only one left It did not help a lot lmao

smoky cedar
#

my entirety of 2 remaining braincells have become healthy and started reproducing thanks to you thio

bronze jasper
#

nimble was once a wealthy arms dealer, he degraded to an info source and eventually a helpless rookie

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the bugtrap anomaly is widely present in cop, common in cs and is rarer in soc

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modifications are extensive in cop, more locked down in cs and only relics like streloks ak exist in soc

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my meme theory may actually hold some merit

weak crest
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wait, so its just a theory aka meme theory and not a fact?

bronze jasper
#

no

smoky cedar
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dang hold on youre frying my brain there mr brain scorcher wannabe

bronze jasper
#

and then, i predict for stalker 2 the sequel to soc:

  • nimble will be a bandit
  • no bugs
  • all guns are nato
  • women exist
smoky cedar
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  • no bugs
drifting solstice
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Strelok in CoP knows about things that happen in SoC, meaning he can tell the future.

weak crest
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That's impossible

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"- women exist" bloodsuckers? Oh wait lmao breaking the stereotype for my faction here.

safe nimbus
night barn
#

I need

weak crest
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Also bandit nimble is cursed also cool

bronze jasper
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maybe because strelok planned the events of soc

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the second emission was caused by military forces searching for helis, raiding pripyat and stuff

graceful fox
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🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹 kuznetsov

bronze jasper
#

and of course vova vist will be accompanied by vadim vist

graceful fox
#

Yes

bronze jasper
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

smoky cedar
#

plot twist twist, bloodsuckers are actually a secret faction that is entirely mutated women from when the nuclear blast happened.
this theory was inspired by Jack_ and was created at 1 minute before this text was posted

bronze jasper
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yes, Enemy faction

drifting solstice
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Haha, nice try closet freedomer.

bronze jasper
drifting solstice
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Not you.

smoky cedar
#

makes sense, since all they do is cut you down and occasionally suck you dry after getting close

lean elbow
#

light mode

graceful fox
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He is a bloodsuckersexual that means he's into then

smoky cedar
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oh no

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i used to be helicopterexplosionsexual but now it appears im bloodsuckersexual

safe nimbus
#

xd

weak crest
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oh no, its spreading

smoky cedar
#

man this chat has gotten weeeeeird

bronze jasper
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sorry about light mode i tried to make it not painful to look at but user profile stuff is still 100% white

smoky cedar
#

i do wonder if theres a song made entirely by combining the duty propoganda, the bandit anthem and wish granter sounds

weak crest
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No worries, I am going to put some bleach into my eyes anyway after reading this

bronze jasper
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freedom propaganda

weak crest
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we can combine them now

smoky cedar
#

-idi ko mne.....
BANDIT BASS DROPS

bronze jasper
#

JOIIN DUTY

weak crest
#

send me all the videos if so and ill do it

night barn
#

Only real no-life'ers use Light Mode

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Like me and Thio

bronze jasper
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i dont but its not complete

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im not a janitor please dont culturaly assimilate me reee

smoky cedar
#

you mean, only those who dont care about their eyes since white mode tires your eyes out more

bronze jasper
#

white mode

smoky cedar
#

light mode* dunno how its called

night barn
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Who needs eyes anyways?

weak crest
#

I can't have even look at white mode

bronze jasper
#

yes, as does dark in bright environments

weak crest
#

MY EYES

safe nimbus
#

how get this light mod wtf

bronze jasper
#

thats why i made an Actually Light(TM) theme

weak crest
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ok ok, what do you want in it? vulgagrad alkoholik (muheh), Bandit radio, hallucination stuff idk and duty propaganda?

smoky cedar
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you know what, who even cares about eyes anymore... just be blind and you dont have to lose eyesight, easy peasy.

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alKOGOLIK I Pword

bronze jasper
#

incomplete but most of discord looks nice, copy paste text into stylus

night barn
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@safe nimbus Go to User Settings, Appearance and then activate Light Mode

bronze jasper
#

dont

safe nimbus
#

hell nah i like more dark mod just asking how get light mod

smoky cedar
#

crimson

night barn
#

Ah

smoky cedar
#

are videos that are kinda memes that are also songs which also contain swear words allowed?

bronze jasper
#

no janny janny janny janny

smoky cedar
#

stalker memes that is

night barn
#

No janny janny janny janny

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I'm afraid not

smoky cedar
#

hm that is indeed a very big shame

night barn
#

Although, I'd have to check in with the others to see if that's really the case

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Could you send it to me through the DMs, just in case?

smoky cedar
#

sure sec lemme find the vid

weak crest
#

looking good so far but I think the video is gonna get taken down here because of the background image lmao

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should be done in 10 minutes or so

smoky cedar
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note: not my video

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as if i would ever have over 1k subs hah

orchid scaffold
#

Oh, you reminded me. I'm going to City32 now @plush ice

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Will I encounter something creepy?

drifting solstice
#

I think you're in the wrong channel, unless this is a meme I'm not understanding.

orchid scaffold
#

I got reminded of something by the meme

weak crest
#

@smoky cedar

smoky cedar
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yes mr jack

weak crest
#

its done but yeah.. xd

smoky cedar
#

im ready

weak crest
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If it wont work here ill post it on youtube

smoky cedar
#

better than i expected, excellent work jack 😄

weak crest
night barn
#

What? Why? Question Mark?

weak crest
#

yes

smoky cedar
#

yes.

humble haven
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-search @weak crest

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

@hexed wren has a clean slate.

humble haven
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-warn @weak crest Please, select your memes better

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

Punishment(s) Jack_#8882: 661203013496848 submitted successfully.

smoky cedar
humble haven
#

Choose

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Sry

weak crest
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no need to be sorry 😆 I was expecting to get warned

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its your job any way

bronze jasper
#

janitor

humble haven
#

I sorry for my bad english

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Not for the warn

weak crest
drifting solstice
#

You better be sorry.

night barn
#

Political content, I suppose?

drifting solstice
#

Inflation rate for countries from one year until today, but it's overlayed with the brain scorcher sounds.

night barn
#

Yeah

weak crest
#

I can send that pile of stuff to you in DMs

night barn
#

Nah, I've seen it. Didn't think it was that bad, but then again, I wasn't really thinking

graceful fox
bronze jasper
#

STRELOK

graceful fox
#

Scroll up comrade

rigid oriole
#

too much talking not enough memes

bronze jasper
#

shut the Bandits' storage up

timber garden
weak crest
#

@timber garden eeey it considers as swear

weak crest
#

Freedom needs this

proven socket
night barn
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@timber garden I'm afraid political memes nor swearing is allowed. I'll delete the posts with these offenses

timber garden
smoky cedar
#

too much western stuff, needs more slav power and vodka

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such is the essence of a true stalker meme

weak crest
#

agreed, thats why I am here to introduce the...

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Ill leave technical details to you stalker

lunar steeple
#

its good very good monlith totally dont have rpg yes))

weak crest
#

that is why we have attached vortex APS to the tractor )))))))

smoky cedar
#

it looks like something from the cars movie

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but in real life

night barn
#

Looks like the tractor tank Screw made

weak crest
#

we made it from the midget tractor in dark valley. The one by the entrance to the warehouses in bandit base

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Might still have a picture of it in game from CoC

weak crest
#

is that for real xd

night barn
#

Yeah, it's a part of Screw's biography

weak crest
#

he could get that T-64 to use though

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he could get that T-64 to use though

night barn
#

Yeah, it's a part of Screw's biography

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I believe it's cut from the game, though

orchid scaffold
#

Tank from tractor...

weak crest
#

Nitro should meet that guy

orchid scaffold
#

Bob Semple

weak crest
#

oh no

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probably his relatives work

smoky cedar
#

nitro is a dutyer though

night barn
#

Friend of Duty

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||And potentially making a vehicle along with Cardan that can traverse the Zone's conditions||

smoky cedar
#

that would be quite hard huh

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im sure they would be able to figure it out though, theyre the greatest minds of the slavic universe

night barn
#

Imagine Freedom engineers joining forces

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I'd be interested to see what they could make with the resources they have

weak crest
#

then there is forester, that son of a burer whose upgrades will make you go bankrupt

graceful fox
#

Day 4 in the zone:
I was ordered to kill at least 8 bandits... I killed 16 freedom members before, so that was no problem. Anyways, I also had to bring 8 bandit patches as proof.
I single handedly wiped out the bandit base. First, I have rushed and shot the first bandits I saw until I was running low on ammo. So I got my knife and went crazy. I stabbed at least four bandits with my knife, right in the face until Sultan himself decided to face me... he won a knife in his eye. I took a TOZ out of a dead bandit and took his remaining ammo, then cleared out the remaining criminal scum.

I was done, I went back to the base and got rewarded nicely... a plenty of rubles. Today was a rough day, Vist out.

#

Vist is a master confirmed?

night barn
#

Experienced

weak crest
#

Sultan deserves a much worse death for doing such "business with those loners in Cordon and Garbage" though

graceful fox
#

that is all I could do

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only if I had an RPG

weak crest
#

In CS after I got my armor fully upgraded, I wiped out Sultan and co.
Was it the right decision?

graceful fox
#

probably lol

night barn
#

Yoga?

weak crest
#

yes definitely

night barn
#

I mean, sure

#

It depends on what you want, to be honest

#

And him dead is not a bad thing

weak crest
#

Certainly

#

At least they got some nice upgrade for armor

bronze jasper
#

aaaaah Anomalous Studies
Edit: thanks for the medkit, kind stalker!

hasty crown
#

Ahh, imagine heavy duty Svarog detector on a vehicle, spotting anomalies to go around

weak crest
#

@orchid scaffold look at the middle east, they literally have bulldozer tanks

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tractor/bulldozer same thing really

orchid scaffold
#

Yeah

night barn
zealous flax
weak crest
#

@night barn ah yes heard they have generous portions

night barn
#

Heheh

#

Potency guarenteed

weak crest
#

shower, anyone

devout tartan
weak crest
#

Viva glist

graceful fox
#

Beautiful

#

Vist approves

weak crest
#

And they call him... The Stalker Slayer

devout tartan
weak crest
#

scared screaming

#

runs away

devout tartan
smoky cedar
#

are you guys ok

night barn
#

Most of them aren't

#

Some of them might live, though

smoky cedar
night barn
#

They just need to be healed by artificial means

#

Does anyone here have a Firefly?

smoky cedar
#

i have a soul if that helps

night barn
#

That'll do a good enough job, care to give it to me?

graceful fox
#

I have basically made Vova Vist a bigger meme with help of Crimson and the dooty

weak crest
#

Maddison's stream was perfect

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He spent like 3 hours trying to kill vist

weak crest
weak crest
graceful fox
#

They should have added Vist

timber garden
quartz nymph
#

aw, that's really sad

thorny meteor
#

fear not

#

we will get it soon))

night barn
#

I'm more of a cat person anyways

quartz nymph
#

Tru

graceful fox
timber garden
#

Не ну это бан

weak crest
#

Sometimes I like to act that I actually understand Russian language a lot, with only help being my Slovakian language knowledge

#

sa haha kuznetsov

#

Slovakian is very far away from Russian, don't know how you might understand even 30% of it lmao

#

surprisingly we have a lot of familiar or same words

#

I was confused though when I first heard mashed potatoes in russian as pyré. We have the same word but I forgot it exists and did not expect them to use the same word as us on that

#

pyry

haughty storm
#

it's times like this where I wish I could read Cyrillic

smoky cedar
#

i can read cyrillic, but i cant understand it
feelsbad

drifting solstice
#

Russian is like 7 actual words and a bazillion swears.

weak crest
#

Too true

smoky cedar
#

gde moi kompot babuska

#

or something like that

graceful fox
#

What if Markiplier was in the zone, with a radioactive cup?

night barn
#

Then his hair would become rainbow-colored

graceful fox
#

Someone must make a meme Artifact of the cup that Markiplier checked with the geiger counter

timber garden
bronze jasper
#

hes replaying it because bugtrap made him restart 36 times

night barn
#

But I was already having fun...

weak crest
#

Vanilla cs is very nice

graceful fox
timber garden
smoky cedar
#

still the best thing Nikolai has made

graceful fox
bronze jasper
#

yes

sage zealot
#

Is it only me, or does it look like that freedom guy just kinda ~insert cartoon SLOOP noise~ and dodged it?

bronze jasper
#

no

#

very dead, just how i like em

night barn
#

You eat Freedomers dead?

bronze jasper
#

do you think i eat them alive

graceful fox
#

Freedom meat: Extra weed, drug effect risk.

night barn
#

Well, you did say you like them when they're dead

graceful fox
#

T h I c c

bronze jasper
#

stop reposting my edits

weak crest
#

freedom? more like poop

#

duty best

night barn
#

Your role confuses me

weak crest
#

my brain hurts

brave zodiac
#

every single faction is garbage you cant even prove me wrong

night barn
#

I can't and I won't

#

Because I agree

graceful fox
#

Every faction has got a downside

#

But they can also have upsides

night barn
#

Yup

#

It's all a matter of perspective, really

drifting solstice
#

The Zone is a zoo and everyone inside it is a volunteer monkey.

night barn
#

^

weak crest
#

I like ecologista

night barn
#

Ooo, Lord

#

Can I get a hug?

weak crest
#

@night barn<^~^<
Ofc

night barn
#

Thank you

weak crest
#

I am on a slow mode tho.... 🐌