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Ready for another Vova Vist adventure
Yes
You can't say that word.
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vova vist could kill those mutants without firing a single bullet
ATTENTION! A STALKER HAS BEEN SPOTTED! OPEN FIRE!!!!!
send me that payday 2 mod pls
Day 2 in the Zone
I had enough rest, I bought supplies and was given work from a Dutyer to reclaim Duty territory at the Army Warehouses.
I got ambushed by bandits on my way to the Army Warehouses, but due to my great skills, they failed miserably.
I was at the territory taken by Freedom from Duty. When I fought, I found out I was surrounded and took cover in one of the wagons and shot constantly out of it if one of the high anarchists pop their heads out. I killed exactly 10 freedom members in one spot, but I was not satisfied enough.
Before heading back for my reward, I took armor from one the dead Freedomers and used it as disguise to enter their base... then I started blastin' I killed everyone at the base, including the leader Lukash himself.
Once I returned, I was paid handsomely and decided to call it a day.
Vist out.
You need to buy him a PKM
I already have one, I stole it off Wolf from rookie village when killed
Ah
then everyone cheered
stalker 2 main char is vova confirmed
yes
Vist's story as a DLC for stalker 2
I hate DLCs but I'd buy that
RP-74 is his special ability
PKM is his second special ability

Maye we have a great salute for Vova Vist, for being so heroic that he destroyed freedom?
Reaction Removed for offensive behavior towards Freedom
Damn it Crimson
Abusing your power, Crimson?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
@night barn sorry
Ok
We need Vova Vists face as Emoji




There's an emission approaching.
Really, when?
Dunno. Ooh, look how pretty that red is!

Emission noises
psi storms are cool right
Both of them are cool
right guys
Right.
left
It's a mod thing, but I suppose

ive just clicked on comrade crimsons profile picture and i got a seizure
lol
no its a good thing
ah yes lovely i sure love being given nightmares
cursed
Nice. 👍
How about mine?
should probably be even more closer
lol
I love it
so that you could see the guys nose hairs
Is that Major Kuznetsov, by any chance?
it looks like a military guy to me
Yes
oh its the military guy extorting rookies by the cordon bridge in soc
mhm
Here's a closer version.
lmao i love it
It's perfect.
Imma keep it now


here sir

i dont need it anyways i know this forest
i support this statement

aa nuuuuu
Photo of me preparing to pounce at the Dutyer, then stab him with a broken vodka bottle
wtf i posted that join duty propaganda first 😠 😡 😡

call of duty 1 best game
A photo of a Soviet snork jumping into the german lines during operation barbarossa
I wonder if someone can make Pyrocynical wearing stalker suit
hes not even jumping into the german lines hes running back
france impersonator
da da the weed is good
fake
if sid dies you crash probably
Marked one?
WHAT
THE
HEEEEEEEEEeeELL
If Sid dies the whole noosphere collapses on itself leading to world ending scenario
duty new objective
[ ] Find the Sidorovich
[ ] SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE DANGERS OF THE ZONE
save the world
my final message
goo d bye
Marked one!? What the hell!?
sidorovich? what the badword?
Marked one, why?
everyone says what the hell
but nobody asks how the hell 😢
Nice
Wait, you like it? Epic
didnt even watch it tbh
Damn it thio

The Hell itself is doing bad as there is that one sequel to an FPS classic coming out like really soon
can sidorovich actually be killed
Not without a modification to the game, and even then im not sure.
When I looked at the code, it was always editing an existing mod/addon
He might be hard-coded immortal tho
He's sad because he misses vodka
He's sad, because he's not allowed to go outside of his basement, so he pretends to have adventures by playing computer games and posts memes about what he doesn't even met, experienced or knew about.
Ivan is too irradiated to know what he is doing
At least Ivan tries.
Yes
and he looks good trying
No, no
He makes special coils with those fingers charging the bullet with ethanol energy so the bullet will cross into noosphere itself
He do
v for vist
Yes
who is this mysterious vist
Machine gunner of Ukraine in the Zone
A military npc, the only one who has a funeral
He was a cordon machine gunner during some Russian streamer's stream of Clear Sky
A STALKER HAS BEEN SPOTTED
OPEN FIRE!!!
OPEN FIRE!!!
It's too hot, close fire.



😐
👇




Liver broke
That's so powerful... Can't hold back tears
KILL THE STRELOK
WHICH STRELOK

https://gfycat.com/disfiguredqueruloushapuku-s-t-a-l-k-e-r-shadow-of-chernobyl when group of stalkers stuck
bruh i shouldve taken a screenshot of when around 15 dwarves spawned at the jupiter plant in CoP
that was wiiiild
😂

ban mee6 it doesnt do anything and puts all of our messages in its database
blocked bot
oof bot
Vova Vot
stop
No\
ye/s
No /Señor







The most accurate meme I've ever seen
Yes
Strelok has become a meme again

Boomers in stalker
Ok boomer
Tbh ecos don't suit any archetype
Same with mercs (maybe except the funny big nose men)
Yes
Yes
Yes.
bandits are objectivly the best faction
No.
it is fact, you cant argue against it
I smell bait
Duty should be a doomer but with a smirk
I think Duty and the Military should be switched around
lol same
samebadwording

XD
the date is wrong for the setting
plot twist: its set a year after the creation of the zone

me when the airlock door to the mobile science lab does not open and there is an emission approaching
That's gold

Bandit cat
birds are just flying cats
same here, stillaliwer
same here, mindnight.file



stalker 2 is looking freaky

They always laugh at Vova Vist memes, but they never ask how was Vova Vist (((((((
He has an LMG, how bad can he be?
i made a gas mask out of paper
I didn't do much as Vova Vist in anomaly but I can still write a third episode of his diary
Actually, I might continue later
Duty propagnda smh
what does GC mean again

False.
yeah they like dicks
@weak crest Deleted the post for breaking Rule 
Sorry, but rules are rules

Wait, that's illegal
Arrest this man.
Day 3 in the Zone(part 1):
I have finally reached Agroprom, into the military base.
I met the commander, and he offered me jobs to retake territory off Clear Sky, and capture or kill a Renegade. Once I returned, I have been paid well and got enough to fix my PKM. Right now, I will save up for ammunition now and if lucky, an exo suit. But right now, I have been ordered to take back the important documents we have lost.
Vova doesn't need an exo
Life sucks.
Unstoppabler.







I like to think that I understand these memes
noooooooooooooo you cant just save the planet from the dangers of the zone you cant do that please buy some weed man we can smoke it right here at the bar
Ill have you know I was robbing loners in garbage for over twenty emissions now, and I have been involved in numerous secret missions in X labs getting documents for Sultan, and I have over 50 artifacts found. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I am the top TOZ stalker in entire bandit gang. Duty more like dooty.
No, I meant actual gorilla warfare
fire gorilla at pesky dutyer trying to save the planet, steal his ak
I shoot stalkers from top of trees
nobody expects tree stalker
hmm
how bout DOLG
@night barn yo it is possible to change a faction here?
mercenary
I'll see what I can do
Mercs successfully given to Thunder#0009.
-takerole @weak crest Duty
Duty successfully removed from Thunder#0009.
aight thanks


@weak crest bruh literally me
Bruh same, so relatable like bruh played whispers of the zone, its eh
Rip Вова Вист... Ссылка на оригинал : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o
@weak crest THUNDEEER? WHAT THE HELL!?
oh lawd he comin
snork sounds
Listen to this music while clearing THE ZONE in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. :D
Bandits know how to party
we need that bass boosted bandit radio though
Bandit pirates FL Studio
16D bandit radio or 16D Vulgargrad - Alkoholik
All images and audio belong to their respective owners.
i hate le slav squat shitposters

@drifting solstice
That's perfect, thanks
👍
now that is gonna shake my house good @drifting solstice
gonna use this on my funeral
Same
🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹 - ViiV
voov viiv


@weak crest

@timber garden I'm sorry, but I have to delete the meme for breaking Rule 
Oof
🤷
whats GC?
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oh no


Stalker is our word, but you can say Stalka
my snork, please, GET OUT OF THERE
Major: Oh, so you are approaching me?
Scar: I can not enter cordon without passing through the checkpoint.
Major: Oh ho, then come as close as you like.
starts blasting the PKM
I hate you
Hehehe
omg stop reposting, send new memes
still, a repost
Well, no
"guys i added joj oooo, is it funny now?"
^
Vova Vist: STALKER APPROACHING, OPEN FORE!!!

is it a good snowboard equipment brand?
well damn right it is good, it is suitable with mauling down innocent and dumb stalkers
*Illegal S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s
Yes
eh if only we had vova vist patrolling the US border
Why aren't they cloning his body?
there cant be another one
Perhaps not, but there can be many
He ain't western spy
I do wonder how the many governments work within and around the Zone
For example, international troops get mentioned to patrol the perimeter and UN researchers are also mentioned to come to the Zone
Uhh
There is no punishment for reposting memes so it will be done over and over again
Bandits who raid soldiers on cordon be like
When NPC stopped in buncker door and you can't normaly come to Sakharov
My attempt at a stalker meme, first time trying to animate images in videos so i know its ass.
that's a very good edit dude
ngl you made it sound like it would be garbage
I genuinely thought it was good
👍
The mirror is blank, cant see amything inside it
that book is not in monoliths hands, is it?
If I funny react I can steal right?
no only bandits
freedumb
Hah, nice meme
Actually, it's from the DoC Discord Server
THat is what I am wondering. I mean, it is just a face. So I can use it?
So I wouldn't see why not
I mean, how could a funny face get me to the court right?



I probably shouldnt ask, since I am using this as a pfp rn and I am not in trouble

nose
Oh crap
It's from the DoC Server, so yeah. I don't see the issue
What is the DoC?
Discord of Chernobyl
Oh okay
A meme
What cha think?
let me guess, your home?
It was... and it was beautiful
You did exactly what photoshop was meant for
Making your self beautiful
And may I say, you're the most beautiful Minecraftian I've ever seen
Thank you sir
I just realized, there is this mod for minecraft that lets you add more things for your skin such as custom HD skins... I can make a skin with this HD face
That means, I can make a monster
oh no
Monster?
I mean
What are you talking about?
the most beautiful thing that world has ever seen, not even the prettiest woman can beat this
Hmmm
You can use any emoji from any server in any server that allows emojis to be used globally.
You cannot be "taken to court" for using an emoji in this way
the only way it could ever become a problem is if it came to a financial case. Such as if you tried selling it without the proper rights etc. Or if you were somehow gaining financially in some way through the emoji.
For example: selling roles in a server that allowed the use of the emoji or through twitch or something
Oh, that's a great idea
Oh yeah lmao, I can already see him using it for his business plans or on his grave
actually that would be sick to have such emoji on your grave
roles cannot allow/disallow server emoji's. You however could make it so Harbar is the only role with permissions to use "global emojis" I think
Yup
oh yeah thats what I thought
I was talking about download the emoji as pic and use it on a different server
Ah ok
So long as you do not "profit" then its free use
you can with a bot
Dont know how I can profit with a free emoji despite selling it, but I was not planning on that
yet.
Although you are losing a great opportunity there, such gem is not that common. Imagine how much money yo could get with such object

@graceful fox
looks hot
absolutely gorgeous, looking forward to see Vova Vist in stalker II
Same

:vova:
We need to add Vova Vist emoji
also :sad_scar:
Yes, I agree
then add them janny
No permissions
Although, Rock is working on getting some new Emojis
Maybe a little suggestion could be heard?

who could have forgotten about the handsome barkeep
Yeah, suggest Vova
Yeah, we already asked for Barkeep, but he didn't get added
dew it
It has been said that whenever this server gets 30 Nitro Boosts, Vova Vist will not only live in our hearts, but also return from the dead to the land of the living
Oh crap

Oh... that looks even worse
then that makes it better
I mean... no thank you
VIST
YES?
The audio is clipping.
Sounds of severe hallucinating, echoing voices, the sound feels very dazed and tired, nauseous. The sound was taken from STALKER Call of Pripyat game, hence ...
will try
give me lets say 10 minutes ))
Ку
@weak crest its finished
L
idi cock mne
especially with memes 😆
when someone @'s you on the stalker server but its just some guy answering to a comment you made like 3 weeks ago
true...
zones "laboratory rat" testing out the first version of anabiotic given from the ecologists
@safe nimbus I'm sorry, but I have to delete the meme for breaking Rule 
tfw you get trolled by a weird rock
Unfortunately, there was a swear word in the image. The rules forbid swearing, I'm afraid
There was?
??
??
really
yea im not sure there was, janny
"all the factions combines vs one rocky boi"
Yeah, there was one for the Monolith
well, there was one for monolith xd
Yeah
m*nolith o yea

i dont see swearing in this photo lel
wait is monolith a swear word?
Nope
and what is swear?
it might hurt to know but its true 
It had "F you" underneath it

i see

wait then, why do these emojis have f in them too xd
Hah
i fix with paint xd
Fair enough

The f stands for faction.
Yeah, It's pretty sad to delete it for that, but rules are rules
Send me the meme, I'll fix it.
lmao oh yeah
if you look real closesly, this badge is just basically one of those trancended memes with some text at the bottom
oh yeah this meme kinda doesnt makes sense now that i look at it
monolith shouldnt be in the left side
unreact to bad monolith and bolt
i was duty member many years but now im monolith xd
use correct monolith patch as in en wiki and meme
Done
lmao rebel
NOTHING
of course, brainwashed by propaganda 🙄
thats my new original faction
put that bolt away, stalker
@night barn JANNNNNNYYY ABUSE REEeeeeeeeeeeeee
PUT THE BOLT AWAY AND COME HERE WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE SKY
That's not CoP.
That's MoD
and in the standalone mod with many weapons and somewhat smarter ai - anomaly, this happens too
gsc would never do such a silly thing
plot twist: cop is actually the first game in the series
by freedom





👌
👌
cop is canon as a prequel to clear sky
my braincells have doubled reading what you just typed
and it would make sense too
but considering that I have only one left It did not help a lot lmao
my entirety of 2 remaining braincells have become healthy and started reproducing thanks to you thio
nimble was once a wealthy arms dealer, he degraded to an info source and eventually a helpless rookie
the bugtrap anomaly is widely present in cop, common in cs and is rarer in soc
modifications are extensive in cop, more locked down in cs and only relics like streloks ak exist in soc
my meme theory may actually hold some merit
wait, so its just a theory aka meme theory and not a fact?
no
dang hold on youre frying my brain there mr brain scorcher wannabe
and then, i predict for stalker 2 the sequel to soc:
- nimble will be a bandit
- no bugs
- all guns are nato
- women exist
- no bugs
Strelok in CoP knows about things that happen in SoC, meaning he can tell the future.
That's impossible
"- women exist" bloodsuckers? Oh wait lmao breaking the stereotype for my faction here.
Who have stalker case 
I need
Also bandit nimble is cursed also cool
maybe because strelok planned the events of soc
the second emission was caused by military forces searching for helis, raiding pripyat and stuff
🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹 
and of course vova vist will be accompanied by vadim vist
Yes
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
plot twist twist, bloodsuckers are actually a secret faction that is entirely mutated women from when the nuclear blast happened.
this theory was inspired by Jack_ and was created at 1 minute before this text was posted
yes, Enemy faction
Haha, nice try closet freedomer.
Not you.
makes sense, since all they do is cut you down and occasionally suck you dry after getting close
light mode
He is a bloodsuckersexual that means he's into then
oh no
i used to be helicopterexplosionsexual but now it appears im bloodsuckersexual
xd
oh no, its spreading
man this chat has gotten weeeeeird
sorry about light mode i tried to make it not painful to look at but user profile stuff is still 100% white
i do wonder if theres a song made entirely by combining the duty propoganda, the bandit anthem and wish granter sounds
No worries, I am going to put some bleach into my eyes anyway after reading this
freedom propaganda
we can combine them now
-idi ko mne.....
BANDIT BASS DROPS
JOIIN DUTY
send me all the videos if so and ill do it
i dont but its not complete
im not a janitor please dont culturaly assimilate me reee
you mean, only those who dont care about their eyes since white mode tires your eyes out more
white mode
light mode* dunno how its called
Who needs eyes anyways?
I can't have even look at white mode
yes, as does dark in bright environments
MY EYES
how get this light mod wtf
thats why i made an Actually Light(TM) theme
ok ok, what do you want in it? vulgagrad alkoholik (muheh), Bandit radio, hallucination stuff idk and duty propaganda?
you know what, who even cares about eyes anymore... just be blind and you dont have to lose eyesight, easy peasy.
alKOGOLIK I Pword
@safe nimbus Go to User Settings, Appearance and then activate Light Mode
dont
hell nah i like more dark mod just asking how get light mod
crimson
Ah
are videos that are kinda memes that are also songs which also contain swear words allowed?
no janny janny janny janny
stalker memes that is
hm that is indeed a very big shame
Although, I'd have to check in with the others to see if that's really the case
Could you send it to me through the DMs, just in case?
sure sec lemme find the vid
looking good so far but I think the video is gonna get taken down here because of the background image lmao
should be done in 10 minutes or so
Song is Leningrad - Alkogolik Mod is Call of Chernobyl beta https://mega.co.nz/#F!UpIFQAaS!azP78S8xIqsmRoZV3BOHkg It's standalone, do not put it in the same ...
note: not my video
as if i would ever have over 1k subs hah
Oh, you reminded me. I'm going to City32 now @plush ice
Will I encounter something creepy?
I think you're in the wrong channel, unless this is a meme I'm not understanding.
I got reminded of something by the meme
@smoky cedar
yes mr jack
its done but yeah.. xd
im ready
If it wont work here ill post it on youtube

What? Why? Question Mark?
yes
yes.
-search @weak crest
@hexed wren has a clean slate.
-warn @weak crest Please, select your memes better
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janitor

You better be sorry.
Political content, I suppose?
Inflation rate for countries from one year until today, but it's overlayed with the brain scorcher sounds.
Yeah
I can send that pile of stuff to you in DMs
Nah, I've seen it. Didn't think it was that bad, but then again, I wasn't really thinking
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Scroll up comrade
too much talking not enough memes
shut the Bandits' storage up
@timber garden eeey it considers as swear
@timber garden I'm afraid political memes nor swearing is allowed. I'll delete the posts with these offenses
too much western stuff, needs more slav power and vodka
such is the essence of a true stalker meme
agreed, thats why I am here to introduce the...
monolith exterminator 3000. Ukrainian technical made by bandits
Ill leave technical details to you stalker
its good very good monlith totally dont have rpg yes))
that is why we have attached vortex APS to the tractor )))))))
Looks like the tractor tank Screw made
we made it from the midget tractor in dark valley. The one by the entrance to the warehouses in bandit base
Might still have a picture of it in game from CoC
is that for real xd
Yeah, it's a part of Screw's biography
Tank from tractor...
Nitro should meet that guy
Bob Semple
nitro is a dutyer though
Friend of Duty
||And potentially making a vehicle along with Cardan that can traverse the Zone's conditions||
that would be quite hard huh
im sure they would be able to figure it out though, theyre the greatest minds of the slavic universe
Imagine Freedom engineers joining forces
I'd be interested to see what they could make with the resources they have
then there is forester, that son of a burer whose upgrades will make you go bankrupt
Day 4 in the zone:
I was ordered to kill at least 8 bandits... I killed 16 freedom members before, so that was no problem. Anyways, I also had to bring 8 bandit patches as proof.
I single handedly wiped out the bandit base. First, I have rushed and shot the first bandits I saw until I was running low on ammo. So I got my knife and went crazy. I stabbed at least four bandits with my knife, right in the face until Sultan himself decided to face me... he won a knife in his eye. I took a TOZ out of a dead bandit and took his remaining ammo, then cleared out the remaining criminal scum.
I was done, I went back to the base and got rewarded nicely... a plenty of rubles. Today was a rough day, Vist out.
Vist is a master confirmed?
Experienced
Sultan deserves a much worse death for doing such "business with those loners in Cordon and Garbage" though
In CS after I got my armor fully upgraded, I wiped out Sultan and co.
Was it the right decision?
probably lol
Yoga?
yes definitely
I mean, sure
It depends on what you want, to be honest
And him dead is not a bad thing
aaaaah Anomalous Studies
Edit: thanks for the medkit, kind stalker!
Ahh, imagine heavy duty Svarog detector on a vehicle, spotting anomalies to go around
@orchid scaffold look at the middle east, they literally have bulldozer tanks
tractor/bulldozer same thing really
Yeah
@night barn ah yes heard they have generous portions
🇻 🇴 🇻 🇦 🇼 🇴 🇷 🇲
Viva glist
And they call him... The Stalker Slayer
Army of Vova Worm
are you guys ok

i have a soul if that helps
That'll do a good enough job, care to give it to me?
I have basically made Vova Vist a bigger meme with help of Crimson and the dooty
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scar on vodka

aw, that's really sad
I'm more of a cat person anyways
Tru
Не ну это бан
Sometimes I like to act that I actually understand Russian language a lot, with only help being my Slovakian language knowledge
sa haha 
Slovakian is very far away from Russian, don't know how you might understand even 30% of it lmao
surprisingly we have a lot of familiar or same words
I was confused though when I first heard mashed potatoes in russian as pyré. We have the same word but I forgot it exists and did not expect them to use the same word as us on that
pyry
it's times like this where I wish I could read Cyrillic
i can read cyrillic, but i cant understand it
feelsbad
Russian is like 7 actual words and a bazillion swears.
Too true
What if Markiplier was in the zone, with a radioactive cup?
Then his hair would become rainbow-colored
Someone must make a meme Artifact of the cup that Markiplier checked with the geiger counter
hes replaying it because bugtrap made him restart 36 times
But I was already having fun...
Vanilla cs is very nice
Me when farming in Chernobyl
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Ouch
yes
Is it only me, or does it look like that freedom guy just kinda ~insert cartoon SLOOP noise~ and dodged it?
You eat Freedomers dead?
do you think i eat them alive
Freedom meat: Extra weed, drug effect risk.
Well, you did say you like them when they're dead
stop reposting my edits
Your role confuses me
my brain hurts
every single faction is garbage you cant even prove me wrong
The Zone is a zoo and everyone inside it is a volunteer monkey.
^
I like ecologista
@night barn<^~^<
Ofc
I am on a slow mode tho.... 🐌




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