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zealous flax
weak crest
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bruh

humble haven
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-warn @zealous flax Не нужно спамить смайлами

reef hingeBOT
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weak crest
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the state of mods

weak crest
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wassup collector

livid night
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@bronze jasper also Sakharov looks exactly like Swamp Doctor

zealous flax
graceful fox
past terrace
bronze jasper
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someone edit a dutyer onto the doom thing and all the h*ck monsters are bandits/freedomers

weak crest
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the delusion in the minds of all duty members

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never gonna make it

sweet onyx
bronze jasper
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based duty put the freedomer on a cross

weak crest
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we tam

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cicho siedź

undone badge
exotic ridge
zealous flax
weak crest
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@weak crest eyyyyy

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ei

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I fricking left BS

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ik

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also delete this, they don't like swearing

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they'll warn you

sage zealot
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c:

weak crest
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Big brain

lunar steeple
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you cant hide the oracle sees all

grave wagon
graceful fox
livid night
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@graceful fox Fellow Sinner

graceful fox
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yes

weak crest
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based

weak crest
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sin?

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more like renegades

weak crest
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duty? more like 💀

graceful fox
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Sin are not even close to renegades lmfao

night barn
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Don't worry, Duty makes a lot of uneducated comments as of late

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My guess is that they have a really bad recruitment officer

safe nimbus
weak crest
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how

dawn ibex
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NO MORE BROTHER WARS

weak crest
bronze jasper
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i want to be rich!

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toilet water starts rising

grave wagon
weak crest
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giraffe looking mofo

weak crest
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what if freedom and duty combined

night barn
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And fight the Monolith

weak crest
weak crest
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If only it worked

weak crest
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(very gud dead aires)

weak crest
weak crest
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@weak crestmesser kuznetsov

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delete

bronze jasper
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slavaboo bad

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KILL THE STRELOK

weak crest
weak crest
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Am I allowed to terminate this uncultured swine?

night barn
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It's a possible threat

weak crest
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he thinks that S.T.A.L.K.E.R is "overrated"

night barn
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I definitely see his point

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I'm sure he means S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 one

weak crest
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nope, he means the 2000's ones

night barn
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If he meant S.T.A.L.K.E.R. as a series, then yeah, go ballistic on him

weak crest
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He meant by series

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Shall I use lethal force?

night barn
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Throw him into an anomaly

weak crest
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Ok then

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or no, bring him and make him go without any kind of clothes into a minefield

night barn
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Hey, that's our job

weak crest
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:))

night barn
weak crest
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then i will just spear hin

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just like Vlad the Impaler did

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after all,I am romanian

drifting solstice
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Well, the STALKER series isn't exactly a masterpiece...

night barn
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Not for the untrained eye, no

drifting solstice
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SoC was an overenginnered mess that GSC had to start over to release and it's janky, CS had its focus in the wrong place, turning STALKER into a shooting gallery, and CoP is smaller than both and a graphical downgrade from CS.

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Mind you, I still like all three of these games, but they could be better.

night barn
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Fair enough

weak crest
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unreal engine be like feels_bad_stalk

bronze jasper
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unreal engine is slow

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soc released 12 years ago runs great and looks beautiful

weak crest
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that's because it's less demanding

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because it has less features

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and over the years with patches on steam and gog, it was optimised

bronze jasper
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less features
min settings has sun rays i think

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cope harder, epic game employee
gsc doesnt want your Epic Deal(TM)

drifting solstice
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SoC is janky and old, not stable and beautiful.

bronze jasper
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so what is cs smile_strelok

drifting solstice
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Janky shooting gallery, but very good looking.

weak crest
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that's because xray is flexible

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unreal is also flexible if done right

bronze jasper
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then how does it have less features? 🤔

weak crest
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lemme reword that

bronze jasper
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unreal is bloated, general purpose always lags behind intricate design

weak crest
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it doesn't have newer stuff like ray tracing

bronze jasper
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and?

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just means it doesnt have semi-realistic light paths

weak crest
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yes, but there is far more to that, i ain't a gfx expert

point is, at some point, xray will be a polished relic meanwhile future games will be getting even more features with them being fleshed out and polished overtime

bronze jasper
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works on my machine and looks great, i dont care about placebo

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you can swap those rtx on off screenshots and you wouldnt tell the difference

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its by definition placebo

zealous flax
bronze jasper
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noooo poor snork

night barn
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Had to be Duty, of course

bronze jasper
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yes because freedom are p words and only hide in warehouses where its safe

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dutymen risk their lives in yantar doing what is right

night barn
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Lol

bronze jasper
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a freedomer wouldnt last a second in that swamp without running away like a little baby

night barn
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Dutyer gets sucked

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Besides, Duty don't appear at Yantar

bronze jasper
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in cs they do

night barn
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Nope

bronze jasper
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yes

night barn
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Nope

drifting solstice
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Nope.

bronze jasper
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in soc

night barn
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Nope

drifting solstice
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They do appear there in SoC, eventually.

bronze jasper
drifting solstice
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But they need you to do all the work.

bronze jasper
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then how are there like 2 duty bodies in there in cs iirc

wicked cargo
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Wow, english stalker-wiki

night barn
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Dead Duty bodies

bronze jasper
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yes

graceful fox
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Dooty logic

graceful fox
neat condor
bronze jasper
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how stalker really is vs how mods want you to think stalker is with no swear rules

night barn
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🤔

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Nope, I've never seen you spaced out like this

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So I were surprised

sage zealot
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@graceful fox swearing is prohibited in the server, including in pictures

drifting solstice
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Fixed.

bronze jasper
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its definitely faked

night barn
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Good job

sage zealot
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ty

bronze jasper
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poor font kerning

night barn
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Good enough

bronze jasper
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its fake

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youll eat up any scrap of bandit propaganda you find without questioning it

drifting solstice
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The first stage of grief is denial.

night barn
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I'm Anti-Bandits

bronze jasper
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its blatantly faked

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how could you remove the bad word so quickly?

drifting solstice
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The second stage of grief is anger.

graceful fox
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Nice

bronze jasper
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FAAAAKE AND BAD WORD EVEN THE ORIGINAL WAS A LIE

graceful fox
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And that is not fake. The bandit genuienly said it

bronze jasper
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yeah im sure

drifting solstice
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Thio is in denial.

bronze jasper
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nice rectangle where you shifted around colours to make it look semi real

night barn
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Why are you even wasting time on this?

bronze jasper
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and what is that? you couldnt even be bothered to fully remove the original text

drifting solstice
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Either his jimmies are rustled or he's actually epicly trolling us all, therefore playing 4D chess and checkmating us all.

night barn
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Both, whilst unintentionally playing 4D chess

graceful fox
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Am I supposed to upload the original? Jesus no wonder why people hate duty

night barn
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Nah, it's just him.....Along with the rest, that make Duty look even worse than they already are

graceful fox
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lmfao

orchid scaffold
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Well

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It's a hunting shotgun

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Load it up with some flechette (I think) and go birdhunting

graceful fox
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Gave it to Hip

orchid scaffold
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Also what mod is that? Anomaly?

graceful fox
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Yes

bronze jasper
graceful fox
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Photoshop 0

bronze jasper
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thats the point

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left in the editing rectangle too

graceful fox
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This edit is even worse than original. Hilarious

bronze jasper
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youre all brainwashed by the monolith

graceful fox
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You are biased by Duty

drifting solstice
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Shut up, Thio, nobody who inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dyoxide cares.

night barn
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Give proof or else fake

bronze jasper
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proof: just trust me bro

night barn
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That's not good enough

graceful fox
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epic proof, I am on his side now

bronze jasper
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@graceful fox have you ever seen a bandit come in and out of chernobyl?

night barn
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Oh heck

bronze jasper
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i havent

graceful fox
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Yes, but not physically.

bronze jasper
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but they tell tales of the mythical Vodka Dinosaur

graceful fox
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Because the mythical Vodka Dinosaur is real as hell man

bronze jasper
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the only bandit to loot the centre of the zone

night barn
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Wait, you're using weed?

graceful fox
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That means....

drifting solstice
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Weed isn't strong enough.

bronze jasper
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no, 20 bottle vodka needed to learn of wisdom

night barn
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True

graceful fox
sage zealot
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I can show you how to checkmate people

bronze jasper
graceful fox
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Damn, but he is a renegade. So a bandit wannabe

bronze jasper
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but no, it was his cousin
yes

graceful fox
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HOLY SH-

bronze jasper
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delete your weeb trash

night barn
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Exposed

drifting solstice
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Now just do that for every frame of the GIF.

graceful fox
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He is one of the weeb spies

night barn
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Thio is weeb confirmed

bronze jasper
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incorrect, bandit

graceful fox
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epic

night barn
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Freedom doesn't have any relations with Bandits

bronze jasper
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posts words that rhyme

cat bat
day say
freedom anarchists, bandits, dangerous mutants

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thank you for coming to my ted talk

graceful fox
bronze jasper
sweet onyx
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Bildosoldaty gde?

weak crest
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We shall remove all the weebs from this community

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they are a virus, and we are the cure!

weak crest
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@weak crest weebs and furries

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I forgot about the mutants, of course (furries) @Thunder#0704

graceful fox
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Furries ARE the dangerous mutants. The ones in the zone are just a live stock

graceful fox
weak crest
wicked cargo
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Нет

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Nyet hmm_cheeki

graceful fox
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Nyet

weak crest
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Nie

graceful fox
weak crest
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nie

weak crest
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H

solar lagoon
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stop stealing my memes

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bandits

weak crest
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Anarchist And bandits

bronze jasper
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NONE OF THEM DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET

wicked cargo
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In russian it sounds like: "Анархисты и бандиты не остановят долг, победоносной поступью идущий на помощь мирным гражданам всей планеты"

drifting solstice
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*In russian

weak crest
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Aye

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weebs and furries? never thought id die fighting side by side with duty

bronze jasper
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i never thought id die fighting side by side with a dutyer
how about side by side with a friend?
looking for a place to eat, rest, find work? 100 rads bar is the place for you!
aye, i could do that

sullen mica
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that feeling then this sentence about duty sounds in your mind

night barn
weak crest
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I was never going to think that I would fight and die alongside a freedom

solar lagoon
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Hardline dutiers are gay sorry fellas

night barn
weak crest
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...

night barn
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Hey Petrovici, it's alright. As long as you're not a hardline Dutyer, you should be in the clear... I think

weak crest
night barn
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Oof

weak crest
weak crest
bronze jasper
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rated K for KILL THE STRELOK

weak crest
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@weak crest how did you join Duty in CoP

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I want to do it too

night barn
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@weak crest It's impossible

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You can only become a Friend of Duty and gain full access to their arsenal

weak crest
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than how in Gods name did he do it

night barn
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Mods

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@weak crest Change it to Freedom. Then it's actually perfect

weak crest
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no

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I'm not gay

night barn
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🤔

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But you're Duty

bronze jasper
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exactly

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he isnt gay (not that it would be a bad thing of course, moderators)

night barn
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But, unlike some Dutyers here, he's a hardline Dutyer. As can be seen by TheWaffleOfOz's post, it is confirmed for them to be gay

bronze jasper
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arent you forgetting something

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women are not in the zone (rn)

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duty want to destroy the zone

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freedom wants to keep the zone alive
freedom like men confirmed (same disclaimer)

night barn
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However, it is Duty who wants to keep order

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Order is a feminine trait

bronze jasper
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it isnt

night barn
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There are no women in the Zone, thus all the Dutyers are men

bronze jasper
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what are you even trying to say

night barn
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Only the obvious

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Duty is gay, as confirmed by my previous posts

bronze jasper
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wrong, freedom are a bunch of bundles of sticks with an extra g

night barn
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"bundles of sticksg"?

weak crest
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wait, what

night barn
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Just smacktalking

weak crest
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Phew

night barn
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Duty is legit a bad faction, though

weak crest
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I am actually homophobic, so now I am ok

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And no,Duty aint bad

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just missunderstood by liberal minds

night barn
humble haven
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I suggest you to change the topic

night barn
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Yep, trying to move it to offtopic

humble haven
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And don't talk about any sexual stuff or orientation at all

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Even as jokes

night barn
weak crest
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sorry memes not allowed, move along

bronze jasper
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hail freedom, ban all meme

night barn
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Nice

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A Light Mode screenshot of a few of Collector's roles

bronze jasper
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its actually light(tm) theme but its not finished

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like 1 or two things are still surface of the sun(tm) theme

weak crest
night barn
exotic ridge
graceful fox
sullen mica
bronze jasper
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wtf why are monolith here

sullen mica
weak crest
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squish

untold wren
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@night barn for you bandits are good? Why freedom have a neutrality with bandits?

night barn
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Let me copy-paste for a second

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Some Freedomers are Neutral towards Bandits, yet some aren't
For example, Freedom NPC in CS is hostile towards Bandits, yet the Player is Neutral towards them
This would leave to suggest that one is initially Neutral to them, in case they weren't already enemies
For example, a CS Free Stalker joining Freedom would be hostile towards Bandits, because of his previous history against said faction.
However, being Neutral to Bandits just means that you tolerate them. This doesn't mean they are friends.
After all, Bandits are known to extort others

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@untold wren I hope this answers your question

untold wren
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Yeah

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Hmmmm, why I being to hate this word "tolerate"

lunar steeple
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id get into it but it would result in both of us getting banned

night barn
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Perhaps because of your previous experiences in the Stalker games

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That said, however, most Stalker joining Freedom were Free Stalkers and, as such, openly hostile to them

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It is your freedom to stay Neutral to them or not

untold wren
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@lunar steeple yep

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@night barn okay

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@lunar steeple lets call it "actors in The Witcher"... or not..

graceful fox
night barn
graceful fox
bronze jasper
graceful fox
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Lol I am apparently playing on Warfare mode for Anomaly, and I started at Pripyat. Oh god, I can already imagnie Duty in Pripyat

neat niche
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You need to kill everyone, because you're an edgy dutyer, and you want to destroy the zone. Destroying the zone includes destroying people, who live in the zone

weak crest
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why so much hate on Duty

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hate freedom instead, dont hate duty for trying to keep the world safe, and to all those who say "bUt frEeDoM kEEpS MoNoLiTh iN tHe ceNtEr aT tHe bOrDer"
of course it is, at the army warehouses is their main base, so how in Gods name, would duty defend the border when freedom is there?

night barn
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They don't, thus people see them as hypocrites

drifting solstice
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Duty's goal is for the STALKER series to end.

night barn
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Also, this is one of the things that Duty doesn't seem to take into consideration

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Violence begets violence

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They started with their war against the Zone. As such, the Zone fought back

drifting solstice
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Wait, hang on, why should we "hate Freedom instead"?

weak crest
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Just a quote

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didnt really think

night barn
drifting solstice
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Eh, fair enough, nobody's perfect.

night barn
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Yup

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To be honest, no Faction's perfect either

weak crest
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can you translate it please?

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i dont know russian nor ukrainian

drifting solstice
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The top one:
Women's bags: lipstick, phone, cosmetics, chihuahua
Men's bags:

muted marten
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Training before and after

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I think

drifting solstice
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No, that second one means "the elite".

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I don't know what the first one means though, probably "beginners" or "simpletons".

weak crest
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aha, thanks

bronze jasper
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git gud, stalker

graceful fox
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Duty barely does anything

weak crest
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says the bandit

weak crest
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i agree with the bandit

weak crest
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We live in an exclusion zone

sullen mica
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I agree with the bandit

inland rune
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I disagree with the bandit

sullen mica
manic bough
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I agree with the bandit

night barn
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I agree with the Bandit

orchid scaffold
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I agree with the Bandit

drifting solstice
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Duty are boomers, Freedom are zoomers.

night barn
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Freedom consists of Bloomers

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Duty consists of Doomers

graceful fox
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We actually rob people and enslave them to get us precious artifacts. Duty is just chilling in Rostok

orchid scaffold
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You just capture them, not enslave

graceful fox
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Meh

night barn
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Concentration Camp to force Free Stalkers to find artifacts for the Bandits

graceful fox
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Yes.

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But we never free them, nor kill them. We make sure they suffer, to anomaly, starvation, or dehydration

twin fjord
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putting someone in deadly positions against their will is just as killing them as a bullet to their head

orchid scaffold
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Even more resource wasteful

weak crest
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Oh

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Hey @orchid scaffold

orchid scaffold
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Hi

graceful fox
weak crest
lunar steeple
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new innovative hot take: stalker good

weak crest
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duty babd

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also guy on the left would rip the guy on the right in half

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no he'd use his telekenesis on him

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that was never a very effective ability in stalker

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it wouldnt even be fair

weak crest
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@weak crest your mother

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Stalker>fallout

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@weak crest

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until i get a warn lmao

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i hope mods realize that this is just a damn unfunny joke

weak crest
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Loners are just untrained mercenaries


Change my mind

weak crest
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That would imply that loners desire to be mercenaries

night barn
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Wat.

weak crest
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Duty are mercenaries with big egos change my mind.

night barn
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Free Stalkers are just people who come to the Zone for their own interests, with the most prominent being to get rich

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Mercenaries work for others and for secret contractors to get the money

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Free Stalkers work out of self-interest

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Mercenaries work for other people their interests

graceful fox
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Duty are basically hero wannabes you cannot change my mind

solar lagoon
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Duty brainwashes relatively new stalkers who went to the bar for a drink and were slowly and subtly sucked into the promise of saving the world, making money, and making history.

weak crest
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@young fulcrum footage from albaghdadi raid

graceful fox
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Damn, looks intense there

graceful fox
bronze jasper
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you see, Ivan...

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you play on master, so bullet does not hit your fingers

weak crest
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I love how these freedomers always attacks Duty when it isnt even about them

night barn
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🤔

bronze jasper
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t. seething bandit

night barn
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🤔

bronze jasper
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nice spam bro

night barn
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Thanks bro

bronze jasper
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yw bro im gonna call jannies bro

hasty crown
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🤔

graceful fox
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Mlya...

weak crest
night barn
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Nice

weak crest
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it aint nice

night barn
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It is

weak crest
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he betrayed us, the stalkers

night barn
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It's just Niko

orchid scaffold
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It's our local weeb

weak crest
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Welp, thats true sadly

night barn
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It's our local crap poster

weak crest
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A weeb disguised as a stalker

night barn
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Candy money

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Yummy

bronze jasper
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our local weeb

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just one weeb

orchid scaffold
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His server is full of them

weak crest
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Yeah

orchid scaffold
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It's weird that I'm actually a #1 there

small summit
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his video style it just make me sick

weak crest
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please feel free to remove me for my opinion

small summit
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uwot

night barn
cinder urchin
weak crest
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That is the source engine...

cinder urchin
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you caught me

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i shall commit disconnect from life now

graceful fox
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X-ray engine only

weak crest
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^

graceful fox
sage zealot
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Im not sure what the whole debate/arguement is about furries / weebs or w/e

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However, there is a no tolerance for bullying in the server

night barn
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It's Nikolai's server

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The edgy one

graceful fox
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I was there before, I can confirm that it had been edgy

jade ferry
zealous flax
weak crest
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Братана клюнула

zealous flax
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F9

weak crest
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Ок. F9 так F9

stray pelican
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What ''tak'' means in russian?

sullen mica
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so

bronze jasper
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filler words like "yea" and "hmm" for when youre listening to a bad word

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\🔧

weak crest
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tak

graceful fox
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Vadim Vist

bronze jasper
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KILL THE VISTS

night barn
small summit
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oh no its the vist

weak crest
bronze jasper
gloomy palm
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shoots Marked One, as he takes his PPC

bronze jasper
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pda not ppc

night barn
bronze jasper
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its 2012 remember, pocket pcs dont exist

gloomy palm
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Ah yeah, Compact Personal Computer

bronze jasper
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comPact Personal Computer

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also in soc if sid tells you how to use pda he calls it a pda, nimble in cs calls it a pda too
it is canon that its a pda not ppc

gloomy palm
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Now, the problem is, is that КПК emoji is named PPC

weak crest
weak crest
heavy mason
cinder urchin
small summit
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lol well it was more about pdas back when stalker was being made

plucky viper
graceful fox
steel bolt
tranquil flame
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he mutated from the zone

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why are the gifs not working? reeeeee

night barn
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Only as links don't they work

sage zealot
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seems like thats a video, not a gif

bronze jasper
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what the badword

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jannies

elder pendant
bronze jasper
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fighting back against what?
a water gun?

stable mirage
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A water gun that shoots 12 gage.

weak crest
bronze jasper
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i can tell you are in yantar or brain scorcher

bronze jasper
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<@&565845621836349440>

night barn
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Oof

weak crest
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oi

graceful fox
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f_renegades f_monolith f_military f_mercs f_loners f_freedom f_eco f_clearsky f_bandits >f_duty

night barn
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And that's the truth

graceful fox
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Yes

bronze jasper
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hes a bandit

night barn
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You're a Dutyer

bronze jasper
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freedom? more like freed*mb!

night barn
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Ok zoomer

bronze jasper
#

wtf why do i love fortnite now?

manic bough
bronze jasper
#

yes

#

damn that blood sure looks fake

#

its almost as if strelok got in to stalker 2 in the end...

elder pendant
#

Scar looks so badass

weak crest
#

lmao this gif

graceful fox
#

I am doing D O O T Y a favor

night barn
graceful fox
#

Dont worry

weak crest
#

smile_degtyarev 👍

graceful fox
orchid scaffold
#

He wants to be warm

graceful fox
#

Just visited the dooty outpost in Army warehouses. One of them told me to get out of here, so it is time. To betray 'em.

orchid scaffold
#

What is he doing anyways

drifting solstice
#

Probably convulsing uncontrollably.

graceful fox
#

He is leaning his pistol on his shoulder

sullen mica
zealous flax
graceful fox
#

Save the Vist

#

Top 10 Anime betrayals

bronze jasper
#

so its canon

#

freedom are bandits

graceful fox
#

Bigger bandits

night barn
#

Fake news

little yew
orchid scaffold
#

Actually, how do you wear these?

bronze jasper
#

drag it on to your jacket slot

#

why do i need to explain such a basic mechanic?

orchid scaffold
#

...

#

I hope that it was sarcasm

#

I really hope it

weak crest
#

doesn't sound like sarcasm

night barn
#

I'd say buy one to learn more

weak crest
weak crest
stable mirage
graceful fox
#

🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

lunar steeple
#

vova vist forever in our hearts

night barn
graceful fox
orchid scaffold
graceful fox
#

Vova Vist is what keeps the soldiers going

weary moon
sullen mica
bronze jasper
#

mr strelok

zealous flax
weak crest
graceful fox
weak crest
bronze jasper
#

^

night barn
graceful fox
weak crest
limpid pelican
#

funny

weak crest
#

Funny cheeki breeki hahahahahahaabagagagagdhebeheiejwjwn2b

solar lagoon
#

*cheekie breekie hahahahahhahshshshsgsggsgsgshahshshshshs

weak crest
bronze jasper
#

JANNNIEEEES R WORD @muted marten

rugged crow
weak crest
#

how are russian memes so scuffed and old yet still so golden

bronze jasper
#

because russian memes are best

orchid scaffold
#

It takes in couple factors

#

For first, it's Russian. Most of people either don't or hardly understand it. For them the meme gains an additional level of irony

#

That's similar to Arabic memes

#

Also they're very closed to the outside world so when we see it, it gives us that wind of freshness

#

And well, the slavic humour in general is mostly found very funny

weak crest
#

^

#

perfectly described

bronze jasper
#

yes

#

\📰

gloomy palm
#

Me, watching memes outside of Russia and CIS, I thought that they were normie meme, or баян, but somehow I find them funny

lunar steeple
night barn
bronze jasper
#

t. seething freedombadword

vernal yarrow
night barn
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

bronze jasper
#

its clearly a crack under a shadow reflecting some light

vernal yarrow
bronze jasper
#

he has a shiny crack in the not glass bit

drifting solstice
#

No, the crack is just an incorrectly placed decal.

night barn
#

To be fair, it does look kinda cheap, since it has mostly been mirrored

drifting solstice
bronze jasper
#

fake and badword

#

gsc would never do that

night barn
#

Most in-game NPC models are mirrors

drifting solstice
#

No no, that pic that Zopporillo sent was mirrored on purpose to show where the mask's glass ends.

night barn
#

Oh, right

#

My bad

sharp sparrow
ornate osprey
#

has to end some time

cinder urchin
#

Well, there could be a prequel like clear sky

weak crest
#

yeah,let's destroy the zone

graceful fox
#

No, we need stalker 2 so more stalkers enter the zone

night barn
#

When the Military is becoming a more dangerous threat than Duty

weak crest
#

good

#

Soldiers are Chads

night barn
quartz nymph
#

Mercs - true chad
Change my mind

night barn
#

Chads, sure, I guess

#

Best faction, nah

stuck geyser
#

Mercs are chad and best
Change my mind.

sage zealot
graceful fox
#

Every faction is better than military change my mind

drifting solstice
#

Degtyarev is military.

#

If you care that he exists.

smoky cedar
#

but the faction sucks though

#

degtyarev is an one man army - an one man faction, therefore not military. Boom.

graceful fox
#

The only good soldier is... Boba Vist

graceful fox
#

I agree with this

solar lagoon
weak crest
#

VIST!

weak crest
#

Ohhhh........FU!

#

Answer to Vist

stuck geyser
#

@weak crest Sorry to say, but you have to change your profile picture or you will be kicked.

#

Well, that's what rules say

#

@humble haven что думаешь про другую аву этого человека? Надо ещё менять?

solar lagoon
humble haven
#

@weak crest change your pic or you'll be banned

gloomy palm
#

Sorry, politics in this server prohibited

humble haven
#

It's not politics, but I can see that you ignore our words

gloomy palm
#

I'm sorry, but anything that comes to n*zi and communist is prohibited

humble haven
#

And continue use nazi' symbolic on your pic

drifting solstice
#

Wait.

weak crest
#

welp

humble haven
#

-purge 292628019619561483 20

drifting solstice
#

What nazi symbols? That's the Iron Cross, isn't it?

gloomy palm
#

Yup

weak crest
#

bruh pfp's aren't allowed aswell

drifting solstice
#

That's not their symbol though.

gloomy palm
#

Let's roll into offtop real quick, cooldown bothers me

sour fulcrum
#

So I changed my menu theme to Bandit radio and every time I pause to change a graphics or sound option I keep chuckling, sort of taking away the suspense of the game, still best mod I have though :^)

lunar steeple
#

that feeling when a honorary medal for the best of the german military men is counted as a not see symbol because some funny mustache guy existed

night barn
sour fulcrum
#

Bro people think that 👌 is a naught-sea symbol too.

#

It's silly.

bronze jasper
#

operation ok*k

#

4chan autists pushed it on twitter the wp thing

#

then msm ate it up

hazy mountain
graceful fox
#

Nikolai

#

Wait, Iron Cross? How is that offensive? It is a military symbol used since Prussia was a thing

night barn
#

Well, it was used by Nazi Germany and, as such, association with it

graceful fox
#

It is used by Germany today

night barn
#

Yup

drifting solstice
#

Don't do that, it's historically incorrect.

graceful fox
#

I am sure Prussia did use the Iron Cross

#

Yes they did

night barn
#

Yup

graceful fox
#

I would understand if it had the bad bad symbol on it but... yikes

night barn
#

Meh, it's usually used for Nazi material

graceful fox
#

Perhaps

drifting solstice
#

Jesus, don't associate it with the Nazis, it's not a symbol unique to them in any way.

graceful fox
#

And that is the thing. Prussians or so I call them old Germans made it

night barn
#

It's the fact that it's firstly associated with them and secondly used by memers to associate it with Nazism

graceful fox
orchid scaffold
#

Ж-12...

weak crest
#

kek

orchid scaffold
graceful fox
orchid scaffold
#

21-Ж-12

weak crest
#

Ж-Ж

graceful fox
#

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
A sinner cooking a sausage:

orchid scaffold
#

Ah, sinners

graceful fox
#

Best faction

#

Bandits hated that

solar lagoon
#

Sinners are just dirty bandits

night barn
#

Sinners don't even exist

gloomy palm
#

Not in RU Rp

night barn
#

RU RP uses mods

gloomy palm
#

Yes we

night barn
graceful fox
#

just a prank. Bandits are better

real imp
#

Sinners are just dirty monolithians

weak crest
#

Why cant the sinners just take a Shower lol

smoky cedar
#

lel

weak crest
#

@weak crest we bathe in your blood, come on in!

smoky cedar
#

I said come in, dont stand there!

gray vale
weak crest
#

Dolg

night barn
#

🤔

graceful fox
#

Don't do that, don't make me lose hope

weak crest
#

inb4 stalker 2 will be like postal 3

weak crest
#

I said come in dont just stand there

night barn
weak crest
bronze jasper
#

stalker 2 outsourced to ubisoft which created bethesda 2 to make it and fired 4 teams of developers once it was badworded out

smoky cedar
#

fallout 76

graceful fox
#

Was a good game

night barn
#

Yes

orchid scaffold
graceful fox
#

🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

devout tartan
#

🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

weak crest
#

vova vist

#

what's the meme about btw, idk what vova vist means but like could someone explain

smoky cedar
#

its god

#

thats all you need to know

weak crest
#

pls help

#

who's vova vist and what does he want

orchid scaffold
#

Vova Vist is a cordon machine gunner who kept on killing some Russian streamer while he was playing Clear Sky

quartz nymph
weak crest
#

oh

orchid scaffold
#

And he has basically achieved godhood among the community

lunar steeple
#

Stalker 2 main story line: kill every vist

graceful fox
#

Stalker 2 protagonist: The Vist

lunar steeple
#

the rogue vist

graceful fox
#

Yes

smoky cedar
#

26:10

bronze jasper
#

O Find the vist
O Kill the vist

graceful fox
#

Boba Vist vs Strelok

bronze jasper
#

A STALKER IS IN THE AREA
OPEN FIRE!!!!

graceful fox
#

Strelok uses medkit 28 times and shoots vist

bronze jasper
#

not just camping behind a tree and sniping vist

graceful fox
#

Reeee

#

Okay lets be honest, the stalkers best friend is a tree

bronze jasper
#

tree will take a monolithian rocket for you

#

freedom will take 1 bullet and drop dead, or just run away

graceful fox
#

Bandit will take entire bottle of vodka

#

Bandits > Freedom

bronze jasper
#

correct

#

mr strelok will take 40 bottles with room for dessert

graceful fox
#

Bandits would drink down an entire warehouse worth of vodka

smoky cedar
#

not if petrushka sees some

#

I'm sure that after those burns he would need some vodka

#

by some I mean a full shadovsk of vodka

weak crest
#

if Vova Vist ain't a npc in stalker 2 im not buying it

#

literally unplayable

bronze jasper
#

vova vist in stocks

young fulcrum
solar lagoon
#

@bronze jasper

#

Freedomers are more courageous than any brainwashed duty member is

smoky cedar
#

aren't freedom just fancy bandits

quartz nymph
#

^

weak crest
#

yep

lunar steeple
#

no swear word ur gonna get bean

sage zealot
#

@sour fulcrum take this as a verbal warning, do not post profanity in the server

safe nimbus
night barn
#

When Duty has made so much propaganda, people actually start to believe them

lunar steeple
#

duty looks cooler

sour fulcrum
#

Understood

#

Duty looks cooler so I joined Duty.

bronze jasper
#

yes

smoky cedar
#

well freedom had flint

#

🤷

night barn
#

And didn't know he was a scumbag

smoky cedar
#

indeed

gloomy palm
#

Honestly, Comrade needs to be Helper, to be literal god

night barn
#

Potentially, they can deal with him

#

Yes, Collector is trying to make me Helper

bronze jasper
#

isildur

#

cast it into the cunnypit, destroy it

#

No.

weak crest
#

when you accidentally fall to your death in SHoC

#

Mission Completed:Kill The Strelok

bronze jasper
#

NOOOO YOU CANT JUST COMPLETE YOUR FIRST MISSION

sour fulcrum
#

||What if you was the Strelok this entire time?! Plot twist of the decade!||

#

First time I died in SHoC was radiation because I had that permanent radiation bug and I didn't know what kept killing me so I stopped playing for a month because I was noob and didn't know what ZRP was

bronze jasper
#

works on my machine

#

never happened to me vanilla or modded

sour fulcrum
#

To be fair I never experienced any crashes on my first playthrough despite unmodded Chernobyl being notorious for crashes... Picking it up years later ||On Windows 10|| had crashes so many times it was nigh unplayable. Every time I moved to different area it was like 50% of crash

bronze jasper
#

kek

#

works on my loonix machine no issues

sour fulcrum
#

:^)

bronze jasper
#

get out of here, stalker

young fulcrum
#

M.I.N.E.C.R.A.F.T. 2

bronze jasper
young fulcrum
sage dirge
sour fulcrum
#

OOF

zealous flax
sage dirge
marsh grotto
graceful fox
#

That freedom propaganda made me join freedom

bronze jasper
#

reeeeeee

graceful fox
#

Screeching does not convince me

sour fulcrum
#

No only Duty can make propaganda. Freedom is BANNED from making propaganda. It's not fair! Freedom more like freedumb! Ha! Join Duty!

weak crest
#

DOlg

#

DOLG

night barn
#

I still wonder why people like Duty

graceful fox
#

I am not convinced

sour fulcrum
#

Zone bad. Regiment good

#

Simple as that... You silly Loners and Freedumb wouldn't understand

night barn
#

Nah, you're right, I wouldn't understand. That's why I want to learn

graceful fox
#

Still not convinced

bronze jasper
#

duty bad

#

freedumb good
amirite guys

night barn
#

Ah, I understand now

sour fulcrum
#

No Freedom Bad Duty Good

night barn
#

Wait, now I'm confused

sour fulcrum
#

I only play the game as Duty and I have never ever played Freedom not even to experience more play routes

#

Nope. Not at all. Duty good. Freedom bad.

night barn
#

Why's that?

sour fulcrum
#

Because Duty good Freedom bad

bronze jasper
#

freedumb bad

sour fulcrum
#

It's not as if my first playthrough meant I did Freedom quests just because Duty treated me rudely or anything. Nope. That never happened

night barn
sour fulcrum
#

Freedom bad. Bandit stinky

night barn
#

Ooo, he called you a stinky boy, @graceful fox

sour fulcrum
#

Monolith double stinky

#

Fite me stinky BANDIT

night barn
#

Oh, he called you a double stinky boy, @weak crest

sour fulcrum
#

You may have best weapon but you stinky faction more brainwashed than Duty

weak crest
#

who

night barn
#

Mr. Parrot Man

sour fulcrum
#

Okay time for my bed time goodnight guys

night barn
#

He's trying to get away!

#

Catch him!

weak crest
#

@sour fulcrum i'll smash you with a [REDACTED] till your [SWEAR WORD] skull is no more than a [SWEAR WORD] pile of bone dust

night barn
sour fulcrum
#

See? Prime example of Monolith hateful rhetoric

weak crest
sour fulcrum
#

Join Duty and together we will rid the world of stinky Monolith and protect the world of salty stalkers

night barn
#

Ooo

#

I get it now

#

Duty is a faction that fights anyone who they don't like or those who don't agree with them

#

Thanks for the info

sour fulcrum
#

I admit you got good tech. Can't deny your weapon systems like that are top tier. But we have grueling morning routine and a strict no smoking policy and that is why we will win

weak crest
sour fulcrum
#

Yea pretty much that's us @night barn

night barn
#

Neat-o, going to change the goal of Duty for the RP soon

weak crest
#

we're literally controlled by 4 towers so we don't need no smokes nor morning routine's

sour fulcrum
#

Lol imagine being told what to do by a ROCK

weak crest
#

have you noticed that it's harder to kill monolith than duty

sour fulcrum
#

Impossible to kill duty when you are duty

weak crest
#

dumb[UNEPIC WORD]

night barn
#

Actually, you can. I tried it once

sour fulcrum
#

stupid [USE YOUR IMAGINATION]

#

We can never truly be friends

weak crest
#

Ok boomer

sour fulcrum
#

Oh no. He got me

weak crest
#

[RACIAL SLUR]

sour fulcrum
#

Pls stop. Monolith is too mean

night barn
#

But luckily, you've got a special move

sour fulcrum
#

Okay boomer is a hate crime in the Zone

night barn
#

||Grab your Reverse Card||

sour fulcrum
weak crest
sour fulcrum
#

It's an illegal artifact and duty isn't supposed to use it

night barn
sour fulcrum
#

that's pretty good

#

Got nothing against Monolith personally. I mean, if you want to mindlessly live deep within Pripyat and like... Protect the magic wishgranting rock of fake wishes without question that's fine... We're just supposed to be angry with everyone else in the Zone. Just part of the Duty deal.

night barn
#

Then again, it's a matter of which Monolith is referred to

bronze jasper
#

inb4 using placeholders/making up words in place of bad words is against rules

graceful fox
#

Bandits actually get their crap done. Dooty is just chilling in Rostok

bronze jasper
#

and i just say JANNNIEEEEES HE SAID because i cant say badword

graceful fox
#

Because they are too scared to "save" the outside world

bronze jasper
#

no we are saving the planet from the dangers of the zone

#

bandits eat kittens

graceful fox
#

So you call chilling at Rostok saving the world. What a dutyer

bronze jasper
#

yes

night barn
#

Interesting indeed

graceful fox
#

Duty in a nutshell "we are saving the world" Is chilling in Rostok because in reality, they are too scared to face a single dog

#

Duty are just.. Not chads

night barn
#

To be fair, they do meet unusual quantities of resistance very close to the border of the Zone, especially since the resistance doesn't come from the Barrier. It seems as if the Zone is centering it's attention on them

graceful fox
#

I wonder why

night barn
graceful fox
#

They aren't talking anymore. Must have slain them with facts and logic

night barn
graceful fox
bronze jasper
#

no i was doing stuff

sour fulcrum
#

Look. I've only been told that saying bad word is bad. I can say the word stinky all I want and bandits are all stinky brainers

#

with small PP

#

PP stands for Pripyat Power btw and does not mean anything else mods pls no ban

bronze jasper
#

inhale
JAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

sour fulcrum
#

Why yes I do outsmart the Jannies every day while spreading Duty propaganda truth how could you tell

graceful fox
#

Dooty are stinky chad wannabes

sour fulcrum
#

False.

bronze jasper
#

false

#

im in above pic

graceful fox
#

True

#

Duty propaganda bad lol

night barn
bronze jasper
#

f_bandits bandit propaganda
f_duty smile_scar duty truth

sour fulcrum
#

Stinky bandit man

#

go rob a Loner of his vodka stinky man

#

Is all you good for

#

Lots of love. -Duty

graceful fox
#

I can shoot an entire rostok, and loot a corpse. One. By. One

smoky cedar
#

the good things about bandits are infinite vodka and bandit brainwas- I mean radio

sour fulcrum
#

bandit radio blasting too loud from their smelly bandit hideout. It disturbs the peace of the Zone

#

This is why Duty hate Bandits

night barn
sour fulcrum
#

f_bandits see this ugly symbol? All who wear it are stinky

bronze jasper
#

you can shoot freedom propaganda speakers, but not bandit radio

sour fulcrum
#

ok boss

bronze jasper
#

gsc pls fix broken game needs more balance

graceful fox
#

Bandit radio is forever

smoky cedar
#

meanwhile clear sky is in the corner like "bruh when do we get to join"

graceful fox
#

Propaganda is temporary

sour fulcrum
#

Your next line is "Bandit Radio is forever"

smoky cedar
#

my stand is a vodka bottle that drowns my enemies

graceful fox
#

Freedumh and dooty propaganda bad
Bandit radio good lol

#

God this is cringe

night barn
bronze jasper
#

you dont say

graceful fox
#

Can we act like normal peeps now

bronze jasper
smoky cedar
#

freedom - hi we do what we want
duty - we don't let peepl do everything they want
bandits - hi give ur stuff now
loners - yeah we kinda like don't do anything
mercenaries - hi remember scar? yeah we don't either
ecologists - we have b i g b r a i n... and artifacts
monolith - would you like to hear about our lord and savior
military - 🇻 🇴 🇻 🇦 🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

graceful fox
weak crest
#

oof

urban fossil
graceful fox
#

Vodka changes people

graceful fox
orchid scaffold
#

yes

graceful fox
sage dirge
bronze jasper
#

stop

graceful fox
bronze jasper
#

badword... bring him out here!

drifting solstice
#

The ninth circle of Hell.

night barn
graceful fox
#

Hail sidorovich, our great lord!

sage dirge
graceful fox
#

What if I made Vova Vist in Anomaly?

bronze jasper
#

just kidding of course....
unless?

graceful fox
graceful fox
#

It is time

night barn
graceful fox
#

He cleared out a rookie village. Sid was so scared, that he locked himself in the bunker

graceful fox
#

🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

#

I should make a day diary of Vova Vist since I am playing as him in anomaly

#

Should I?

night barn
#

YES

#

A Military Report

orchid scaffold
#

Yes, do it

graceful fox
#

Life of Vova Vist lol

#

Day 1 in the zone
I have been sent to the southern checkpoint to guard the post, until I was assigned to kill some Freedom scum and bring their patches as proof.

I heard of them habiting in the Army Warehouses and decided to go.

On my way, I also single handedly defeated a village of rookies and whoever was in the bunker locked himself in.

Once done, I grabbed one of the experienced stalker's machinegun and moved on.

I moved through garbage, fighting off a few zombies and boars while I was on my way through Rostok.

I reached Rostok and already got fired at by Loners, Duty were sitting on their backsides so I fought back and barely made it out alive... At least I have survived. Right now, I will rest and continue next day.

graceful fox
#

Honestly can't wait to make more

weak crest
#

vasyans vid ye

#

@gray lake ha

lunar steeple
#

stalker artifact hunt heist

gray lake
#

@weak crest

weak crest
bronze jasper
#

disney or something aqquires gsc
STRELOK: A Stalker story
STALKER 7: the last tourists delight
STALKER 3: the phantom pseudodog