#🤨┃stalker_memes
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monolith truly are the best faction ever

id know best, we got wiped by them in 2011
But you almost wiped them
yeah but we kept importing potheads from freedom



Ok...

-warn @crude nova swearing is forbidden even on the pics
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после шараги (after college)
What does the one using the Simpsons say
something something strelok common consciousness KILL STRELOK common consciousness
ooh i get it
spoilerz ||it probably refers to how the c.c. made strelok hunt himself down, ultimately leading him to chernobyl and to do the sick gauntlet and take down the c.c. and zone with it||
goddammit

i wonder how long it will take
no spam
had to
so thats how youre gonna play...
Let's play a game...
damn since when did they let iphones into the zone
military please do your damn jobs instead of auto killing innocent stalkers
We're doing the best we can
Besides that, any and all illegal S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s may be shot at sight
so were just gonna ignore the fact that someone reacted in flag letters the g word 👀
l8l
Yes
since when is gay a swear
gay
happy is a state of mind!

og context!
witness as i attach AKM to my pony tail
nice hack
iambeest

oh

nikolai appr00f
whats that flag...
We need to build a perimeter
wat.the...
keks in regional orc, in anomaly
was going to post ogg from whirlgig but probs not gudtiem
oof'd it
MVS Ukraini
Derżawna
Slużba ohoroni
State Security Service
military/cia
american spetsnaz fbi swat sas fsb cia seal team 6 delta force huntsman corps commando general us army jake elite
Ebola Hunters
"American spetsnaz"
Zone fren
@weak crest disappoint son, the shadows dont cascade and fall unto the differing layers of the grass detail faces... 0/10
jks nice
why do i want to make terrible memes to do with section parameters, am i devoid of humour?
answers his own question, his own rhetorical question as everyone already knows from...
inb4 soul consumption
the place for YOU
The world's largest database,Wikipedia,was built on nothing but internet geeks and nerds to correct eachother
based coomer
cursed stalker cover
based duty
based duty
based chad sky, duty=
chad sky
alpha stalkers reporting in
Alpha squads be like
chad freedom vs virgin duty
wiped out bandits
friendly with all non military
killed militarys commander
pull the strings of the zone
Sidor?
Also uses old military equipment and can't deal with dogs near Bar 
I mean
Used soviet
agreed
stolen from r/stalker
i had 2 outposts in cordon die, 1 was a single loner, other was a stalker with viper against some dogs
guy had it coming to him, he kept blocking me from taking grenades in a shelf
what other factions do that we don't
freedomers, (i like to call them furries) just smoke weed and try to hide from the govt
eco's are good tho, but they need duty's help
you are quite literally an SJW of the zone then
from people, so that the zone can grow larger and larger
zone growing is a terrible thing, people are constantly dying from bloodsuckers in even the most peaceful areas
never said that they have a good firepower
bloodsuckers are chad creatures
correct
Duty is a joke
^
Zone isn't growing, for as far as we know
mad
we do protect them, in our bar half of the people are loners
HAH
freedom does nothing but just protecting the zone just like military
See, that's what I love about Duty
Protecting the stalkers
What about the Stalkers at Agroprom who agreed to help Duty?
Or what about every time you enter Agroprom, Rostok or Jupiter?
Those places are filled with mutants
would you feel friendly if pretty much every faction stays against you? yes duty is becoming strict, but only with that at least some will survive
if stalker universe have actually went for 10 more years, zone will become too flooded with dangerous mutants
and right after duty will be the most popular faction to stop the spread of it
strelok knew the zone had to be terminated, he knew it is expanding
You're telling me that the Zone should be more strict, whilst most people come there to escape from the normal life
There's no proof of that as of right now
while you do nothing but judge other factions and protect the black magic
🤔
freedom is not a faction that fights for the better
It is
yeah indeed, when all of ukraine just becomes the zone
tbh it has already happened irl
There's no proof of that, again
Original
how about you get a job, freedomer
other than just sitting on your bum and smoking weed
How about you learn how to have fun, doodie-er
BrO i jUsT hAvE fUn
Duty wants to destroy the zone yet who fights the monolith at the barrier?
Freedom is trying to understand the Zone, coexist with it and advance mankind with medicine and other things
you live only once, if you spend it all having "fun" you will die a horrible death and you wll not be remembered
the closer we get to the zone, the more casualties there are
We all know that fighting the Zone makes it struggle harder against Duty
I’d rather smoke weed and make money than joining an edgy military organization
duty becomes stronger and stronger because more people realize what nightmares can come true in the zone
Lets be honest here, Duty is the only faction who acctually cares about the earth
freedomers are just commies
Dutiers are fascists
oh so you want to smoke weed and frick a female bloodsucker?
Nah, Stalkers say they just want to join Duty for the equipment
Hell yeah bro
Yep, you are a degenerate. Damn anarchists
yes we indeed are fascists, fighting for the better

Agreed @weak crest
Last time I checked, anarchists and communist are incredibly different
In what way would it be the best?
Since Duty started this war, the Zone is only fighting back harder
“Oh wow a 30km zone thats barely moving that has untold wealth, scientific application, and wonders not seen on this earth? Better destroy it!”
I don't even care about this whole anarchist/fascist thing
It's about what the faction does
"Oh wow a 30 km zone that is killing people and is spreading faster and faster? better kill people that go against it!"
No proof of it expanding
Duty does nothing to fight the actual threats of the zone. Anyone can go out to kill flesh, but it takes a man to stand at the forefront of battlefield and fight the crazy cultists at the barrier
^
it is said that dangerous mutants like bloodsuckers are coming to sid's bunker to as close as 70 meters
Reference?
freedom protects no one, but the killer
Auttaja detected bad word even in "aAaAaAa" mode
Too funny
Dangerous mutant
Better be an alt right then a weed smoker
To be honest, we did infiltrate into a nature reserve. For years, no human has stepped foot in this area. Nature took over the area. Then, all of a sudden, people returned to the Zone and walked into the fauna's territory.
Wouldn't you be hostile when an unknown walks into your home?
and what if that house was the stranger's house before?
You mean a forest?
I mean a whole city and area, which was populated before 1986 by humans
Do you actually see people returning to the Zone to live there?
There is such a huge time gap, too
Stalker isn't the same universe as ours
I know,but Stalkers find liberty in the zone,and they want to do better for the world after all
But not every stalker there has a house. They usually just have one large base.
Anyways, I'll have to go
Cya around
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That discussion almost gave me a headache
So unnecessary
Not every duty-member represents every single aspect of the whole faction
And so do freedom-members or rather they don't
Their propaganda is spread by their leaders who as you know from clear sky have some personal issues with each other
I mean that's just my point of view
I wouldn't get angry at freedomers or dutiers for just wearing that uniform
but its fun to be angry and other people
I dont actually hate people who share duty’s ideology
i just hate the eternal circle-jerk
We all know that we have to stand united as one when the monoliths come
boy does this channel often turn into duty vs freedom warzone
freedom sux
sometimes I want to show stalker memes to irl friends but they dont understand 
duty is red; red things go faster
(that will be duty when freedom invades the Bar or Rostok)
sidorovichsidorovich in a nutshell
@weak crest triggerred duty noises
no r word or n word allowed on partnered servers
jannies reeeeeeee 🍌
freedom chads
@solar lagoon yeah, can't say the r word, wont strike for this as most probably don't know about this.
Check out https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360024871991-Discord-Partnership-Code-of-Conduct for the full lineup of rules were under as a partnered server.
Even in images, all of the basic rules of the server and of that link I put are effective. please do be careful!
@sage zealot I would suggest if this can be brought up to the GSC Devs, who then edit the #📌┃rules
yea "please also abide by all rules in <link>" and in russian, ukranian
I will be sure to bring this up, so that more people are aware of the extra rules we have to uphold being a partnered server
LMAO
oh god
That legs meme is cursed, 100%
Russia doesn't exist
когда видишь чей-то труп
nice try bandits
i liquefied my assets and bought bandages
then put all my stuff in a stash
no loot for you bad boys
damn
I still remember times when I didnt know what bandage means and thought they are sausages
kek
funny thing is in cs you need 2-3 bandages to close a gunshot wound
but sausages can keep you going
i nearly bled out in dark valley after shooting merc base
very little health
downed 5 bottles of vodka for ~5% hp
just barely ran over to a freedom group
i bought a bandage and 2 sausages
bandage didnt help
ate sausages right before i wouldve died
bought another bandage
didnt die
11/10 had fun running to the barman
lol
lol
Lmao I have no idea what half of these memes say but I still love them.
Saw this and my first thought was “I wish there was a stalker mod that gave us the option to wear this”
Wool armor
That's the Male Fantasy right there
boy I bet its warm
what is chernobylite
Seems like it's an inspiration of S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Metro and Bioshock
Enterning
Enerning
this broked my mind
@humble haven
М?
Голые жопы можно постить?
@humble haven соре((
dilate
novice difficulty: the gif
i had trouble like that where shotgun was useless
then i realised i was playing veteran, made a new save on master and its been painless ever since
The shotgun's power is just inconsistent somehow
The first issue is that you need to aim the gun
bad stalker weapon mods be like
bad stalker mods be like BUGTRAP
@weak crest
what if i need to stab something on my right
@weak crest one of the 11 beyonets
i feel like it needs more
and the laser will block the handguard bayonette so remove that
no PEQ
lol get real lost alpha sawn off is broken as $#@!, how can a pellet come out 45 degrees of a 8" barrel from 20m away?
and guns totally become more accurate just because you put your face behind them
its almost like the devs didnt know how to make the sawn off better in your hands than it is in the enemies,bhhahah
It's Lost Alpha
slow clap
'Nuff said
they have hud_adjust parameter in LADC, and they still were too lazy to align the aimpoint for the ironsights
just like they were too lazy to break down the formula for visibility, and just went with ruining the game and making everyone think they're bad
but ill pay lots of money to whoever made those original levels
i think i might just spend the next 6 months making lost alpha into SoC 1.0005 and saying screw you to everyone
Cool
@dusky fox can't post stuff with the n word in it. take this as a verbal warning

bot is dead
Lmao

it seems so.
No
refrain from posting stuff against the rules, or i'll be forced to take action
So basically 99.9 % of stalker memes are prohibited? this is actually ridiculous lmao 
just because the bot is down means nothing.
if you dont like rules buy nitro on 11 alt accounts and boost us
its just discord’s partnered TOS
^
I’m sure if discord wasnt ran by furries we could toss around swear words and racial slurs like hackeysacks. Not saying I’d spam the N word, the N word in itself isn’t funny
and if you think its funny you need to graduate middleschool
We do live in the Modern Age
correct
Eh, my prohibited "meme" was from gta san andreas with stalker models
¯_(ツ)_/¯
we live in a zone
truly
I didn't make the rules, simply have to enforce them buddy
I know that
nobody said you did
for what it's worth, if the n word was beeped over, it was a good meme ive seen before xd
I wasnt calling you a furry
I know
discord staff are tr*ns f*rries, not you (probably) ((dont kill me for assuming))
im not, but idk calling discord staff that is probably not allowed
gonna have to ask you to edit that out my man
done
all im sayin is
discord trust and safety has refused to ban cub posters before
so thatll give you an idea of who is behind the 40% tencent owned botnet
Ummm, is this meme topic?
please refrain from offensive or derogatory language towards others
Not really
it simply isn't allowed. i'll have to remove it
there’s a difference between liking furry art and delving into the dark side of it all
True
Holy ravioli, could you not?
degenerate isnt a badword
It is, but shrug
But offensive
Discord TOS
no, but using it in an offensive manner against someone is

anything can be classed as offensive and words can be made up on the spot
ding ding ding

ahem
[rude words redacted]
trust me, we only enforce the ones that are specifically offensive towards someone


it's not so much specifically the words themselves, (at least not swears or racial slurs) but the use of the words towards others in a derogatory manner.
oh ngl, thought that was an emoji

I found cool emojis


let's burn this demon
nOOOOOOOOOOOO
something interesting is going on there
you didnt save me to win favours upstairs
they are calling gods from duty faction
- annnnd were even
I think suicide gun is a good emote

@night barn Shut up Iggy.
You underestimate my iggness.


Ooooooooh
Come at me oogy woogies.
You, shmuggy muggy
I'll egg nog you
this kills the janny
You cranky wanky!
ill put YOUR knickers in a twist
Yeah I'm a racist. What of it muffintop
Whatever you say boah.
Unicorns are only for very small child
I’m not a hater, I’m a racist! And you should be too!
I can become even more worse than any human being can imagine.
Mood.
You cant change people so just leave them be
🤢
@weak crest do not post memes about killing
stalker memes now must degenerate to "haHA BREAD"
guns are banned, vodka is alcohol, k*lling bad, etc.
#🤨┃stalker_memes ? more like Life of Boris 
haha funny sausage xXDDD
Cardan 
Rust modular weapons update looks great
i cant wait until the coming cataclysm reduces us to dust
and all cringeworths are dissolved by intense thermal energy
basically i cant wait for the planet to explode and little pieces of furry are spread across the galaxy!
Want to contaminate the galaxy?
We better keep them here as prisoners of this world
Other life forms would thank us for that
The meme is wrong that should be freedom for what he sees
lmao
in a game all about killing and surviving in a harsh envrioment you cant post memes about killing thanks ingsoc
what does S.T.A.L.K.E.R. stand for?
scavengers tresspassers adventurers loners
k...
explorers and robbers
pretty sure the K stands for something 
kleptomaniac
*2029
m e r c e n a r y s c u m b a g
@weak crest This keeps on appearing
Gib kielbasa
f e e t
f e e t
f e e t
you think you're safe
Time for execution
time for diet sausage
Congratulations, you have been selected to fight in the arena. Do not resist.
Have merc one?

Jesus christ I’ll make one for each faction lol
not any stalker now...
no freedom
no bandits
no renegade
no already duty members
freedom and monolith worst
monolith are just kaymanov brainlets
freedomers are just brainless bandits
Ouch.
Tbh, Duty consists out of trigger-happy zombies
Duty consists of free stalkers who just want to feel a part of something bigger than themselves
And they can't in Freedom?
Duty is way more accepting

Accepting as in, they’ll accept new stalkers help
And Freedom doesn't?
Bro I’m freedom for life, ride or die 420 blaze it, but most stalkers come from the cordon to the bar and their first real interactions with the two big factions is probably going to be duty
and duty’s brainwashing is probably going to make them more tentative to join or interact with freedom
That's something differemt, but you're right
correct
That’s just my perspective at least. Hell, for .05 seconds I thought freedom were terrorists and bad people, then I actually met them and was like “damn these people are fun, I kinda like their style”
i asked to join freedom in cs, valerian told me hed "contact me" like hes stacy from hr or something
i flush out argroprom underground and duty leader gave me my uniform

I used to hate duty, and I still disagree with their philosophies heavily, but not all dutiers are bad people
Actually, they're not
they study the zone and want to destroy it
Clear Sky is interested in co-existance with the Zone, just like Freedom
military+loners
no
Yes
o wait
they want to stop strelok
Just let me smoke weed in peace while we defend the outskirts of the zone from dangerous cultists, unlike duty who just play military at their base
no
@bronze jasper
you can't survive without discipline
Sorry for the low resolution
Yeah you can
not in the zone
Should still be readable, though
yea yea ik
especially in the zone
i meant they wanted to stop people from entering its centre because of emissions
Waking up at 6 am to do push ups and sprints for 2 hours isnt going to help me survive in the zone
Depends on your view on the Zone
Yes because my favorite activity is to intentionally piss off some dogs and run
Sounds like Duty
Yup
i needed to reload a quicksave 3 or 4 times so the boys at the permission-needed-to-enter hole wouldnt die instantly from a few snorky boys
Ignore the snorky boys
Yes because they take less hits to die
uh, okay
that good? @orchid scaffold
dont know why you needed me to do it when you could just download a free impact font app and crop the watermark (if it has one)
@orchid scaffold why tf do you need the scientists and are too lazy to just search “ecologist stalker” into google?
no no he wanted without the scientist
Why even make me deconstruct the whole meme
“Yeah make the ecologist hand meme, oh but without the hand. Yeah thats good but remove the text too”
here you go dude, one handless textless ecologistless ecologist hand grab meme

Coulda just said that lol
Where’s clear sky though
yes yes))
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you know
impact is an actual font
please dont be phoneposters and properly add the text
@solar lagoon gib strelok
—()
f word off kevin
what are those flamethrowers for
migrants from the scorcher
oh wow it wasn't mexico for once
I feel accomplished seeing my original memes be reposted
^















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What happened?
happened




Oh no... does it keep going?
I dont know...

Nope

It's not
it is
Nope, I was the one who started with this. It's not there anymore. 🤔

indeed
I should be proud of this re-creation



JOIN DUTY
MEMES ARE FOR THE WEAK
WE MUST UNITE TO DESTROY ANARCHISTS, BANDITS AND MUTANTS
@graceful fox 





Neither
kill the strelok
Kill Duty instead
Kill both
no
Yes
destroy monolith and freedom
They aren't a threat to the world
monolith is
How?
and freedomers are just bandits without brain
Incorrect
t. seething anarchist

Huh duty is getting bigger and bigger
Yes
Roasted and toasted

Duty more like fascism
nazi duty mmmm
Dooty just... Lol
The moon is just the biggest artifact in history
Yup
every faction sucks because all of them trynna get into the cnpp
freedom anarchists if yall love freedom so much say a rude word
Now, why would I do that when I have the free will to follow the rules?
Ironic
I'm too lazy to cut out a carried Strelok
wow mine got cut 😦
lazy cring
fair enough
swearing is prohibited, even in images. sorry guys, but block out the swear word at the end
Oh, sorry
can we say crap instead of shhht?
🤷
NO BAD ORD
REEEE









bruhrers when they see strelok

burers? you mean..
bruhrers?

bruhrers? you mean..
babushka?

This sucks. How do I leave
@orchid scaffold
How do I exit Lab X-16 if the ladder to so high I cant even climb up it
you mean you don't have levitating mind powers?
you go through the tunnels from my memory
there's ghost and a controller yeah
on the end of the room there is a hole in the floor
you go down there and you'll find your way out through the tunnels
I did that
And?
meet the the two legged monster
big boy
@cinder urchin you can't
once you drop down that ladder, it's only one way through the rest of the lab
believe me, 7 year old me tried
lmao
whoops wrong chat
i will post that in the other one and delete it in this one
haha
XD
a ghost or Ghost?
"monolith is forever"
strelok: hold my beer
@graceful fox Thats my meme you cuck

You took my meme from reddit
you uploaded it to reddit you deserved it
Eh true
It's my meme now. Jk
Freedom's mad

Idk why people get mad over the "meme stealing"
Memes are a common good. From the people, to the people
They can't be possessed, but they can be spread around making the lives of many just a bit better
What






But he is Strelok...
If he loves Strelok then who is his son? Strelok's clone or is he Strelok?
But if he is Strelok then... AAAAA!!! My head!
NO
- NO
Warfare and faction relations mod in a nutshell
Grab my hand, Strelok!

make w bloodsucker
bandits in stalker 2 are girls confirmed
because the one on the right is a girl, i must be correct
if thats stalker 2 that means they are still using the same models and textures from previous gme
ZA MONOLITA
За мнАаалИИиит
no it doesnt lmao nice bias but its just wrong



i dont get the Pashka Vist meme,please explain
I think that it's connected to Vova
@weak crest One popular Russian streamer for a long time could not kill a machine gunner on the Cordon. The game gave a random name to the machine gunner - Vova Vist. Now all Vist from one family of machine gunners.
I told you


Rip Вова Вист... Ссылка на оригинал : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o




Even bandits pay respect to their enemy
Вступи в Долг

scary

screenshot of a screenshot with free advertisement for your botnets of choice
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install qbittorrent
this photo is old
🔫 <- Big Pushka
The screenshot shows the Photograph mod?
🗑 <--- freedumb
🗑 <---- dumbty
🎖 🎖 🎖 <----- Monolith
🗑 <--------freedom
🗑 <‐-------duty
🗑 <--------monolith
💎 💎 <--------That totally not suspicious pile of weaponry and loot I left for you in the middle of this wide open street
in a computer with spyware we are all camgirls 🤠
what
💀 <-- freedom
<-- duty
<-- monolith
<-- bandits
<-- Traders
<-- Free Stalkers
<-- Loners
🔫 <-- Everyone else
loners are not a faction
Loners are just a group of stalkers that sometimes get together and have an orgy
Cause they gay
o monolit
might aswell have some fun when you're not running away from a mutant or frying in some fire pit
Не баг, а фича
STALKER Wall of Pripyat
🔫



exactly, freedom is a giant meme by bandits
Bandits & Freedom > Duty
lol dooty have the dumbest ideology
Freedom has dumbest soldiers in the zone
Because they are high
but hey, who just fought off the insane fanatics at the barrier? Exactly. Freedom are the real heroes
brainlets fight fanatics
highlets*
both of u are dum dum monolith bes
What did you say to us, Rock worshipper?
I'm only seeing unlogic in here
Epic
Why didn't Strelok just ask for some weed?
because he wanted to be rich, silly
brain scorcher in a nut nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtLpeya1OkE
A good attitude goes a long way, however accompanied by better gear you go even further. Our Jääkäri -backpacks are made to endure prolonged hard use! More i...
yeah his brain was thoroughly washed
Because strelok is a dutyer at heart
agreed @weak crest
Mask looks like from WW1
just did half an a press in stalker
MONOLITH
GSC shall add this weapon in S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2
no
haha, no
Solyanka has PTRD-41 if you're willing to play it
Vot i pomer Vova Vist


(not in freedom btw)
dooty
boop boop
jannies are asleep
post duty propaganda
Edgy
its funny how my memes from like a year and a half ago are still being reposted to this day
where did you upload it to?
Reddit a while ago, I deleted it since because I do not want to go by the name i uploaded it on anymore, also someone stole it too and got way more upvotes than me which sucks but i also don't really care
i stole it from steam
kek
imgflip.com
i doubt it, kind redditer
not a redditor, i used it like once lol
also yes that is an oc i literally just made it with paint dot net and then two layers of imgflip
conspiracy time
andras arato (hide the pain harold) looks exactly like sakharov
he also did some sciency stuff in kiev i think???
was he the inspiration for sakharov
yea he did a ted talk in kiev
he was an electrical engineer
proper zone scientist, no?
Join to Monolith, Monolith is better!!!
noooo
monolith is gay
Duty bad, Freedom good





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