#🤨┃stalker_memes

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orchid scaffold
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give me a moment

orchid scaffold
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1: [Nothing to translate, It's a polish bad comedy actor]

2: A mother had three sons
Two were famous because they're smart
And the third was stupid and joined freedom

3: -Where's Pripyat?
-Here

-Where's Agroprom?
-Here

-And Limansk?
-Here

4: [A remake of polish novel calling it Cordon instead of something (I have to confess that idk what novel he meant)]

5: [Beard] We have to look out for soldiers, their helis felt here recently

[Strelok] I have suicidal thoughts
[Scar] I drug myself with emmisions
[Deg] I don't know anything, but it's an interesting topic. If you find something call at PDA contact with "Not Ukrainian Security Burreau" Added to it

"Honorary, trusted stalker Alex "major"

6: There are places so beautiful that they astonish us no matter how many times we've travelled there

7: Hunters were food for 5 days because they broke into a barn of the POWERFULL bloodsucker

-----> See photos <-----

8: My lord, to use this equipment you need couple trained engineers

9: As we can see clear sky will be in whole Poland. Let's look at other days...
@weak crest

weak crest
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a

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Thanks for the translation mate.

orchid scaffold
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np

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I had to return the favor of translated memes at least once

proud linden
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art

weak crest
weak crest
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👌

simple granite
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👌🏻

gloomy palm
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Thank you, Poland. Very cool

indigo kindle
grizzled schooner
lunar steeple
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unique feature

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you get attacked by bandits/dogs randomly

steel marlin
cunning karma
covert shore
weak crest
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lol

graceful fox
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You see Ivan, when load 50. CAL bullet into peestol like me

weak crest
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@graceful fox i believe that's 20mm

graceful fox
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Is it?

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Well sheesh. THat is what I get for not being good at ammo

weak crest
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most likely yes

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@graceful fox there's a south african anti materiel rifle that shoots that cartridge

graceful fox
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ooooh okay

weak crest
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and ofc, anti aircraft/tank/vehicle/ship guns shoot that

graceful fox
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So basically a metal buster

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or armor buster, idk

weak crest
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pretty much, there's a barrel for it chambered in the russian 14.5mm cartridge

graceful fox
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Aight

weak crest
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oh and it's magazine fed, the mag is on the other side, 3 round mag.

graceful fox
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Was aware that ammo like this can have mags

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but it must be huge

weak crest
stone zodiac
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Who would win
1 pseudogiant
vs
1 anti tank gun

weak crest
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usually requires 3 people to carry

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weighs about 30kg, can be separated into 15kg bits, 2 people carrying 15kg each, one guy with the magazines.

livid tree
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whats this SRS99 lookin boi

lunar steeple
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who cares just use the ptrs that both germans and russians used

uneven vector
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Who cares

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Just use T-Gewehr

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4/5 shoulders recommend

weak crest
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when some guy on the internet thinks PTRS is better than a NTW-20 without realizing what it's used for or even it's specs.

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What do you MEAN 3 people to carry

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It weighs like 70 pounds bro

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yeah man start walking with 30kg + ammunition on your shoulders for 20km

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I mean, alright

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I absolutely FRICKIN(yikes moment) would if I had a 20mm anti-material rifle

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I'd do a lot if I had one of those, actually

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That's the one

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also fires the russian 14.5x114 round

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nobody likes 14.5

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nobody likes you

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i mean, you're not wrong

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O f f t o p i c

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my life is a stalker meme, and thus, on topic

north glade
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Who would win
A midget in a coat
Or
A stalker wielding a pepsi can in each hand

stuck geyser
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Stalker that has bolt

amber snow
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The stalker wielding the pepsi of power would win, as when both cans are shaken up and sprayed unto midget
1- the midget would get wet in the cold unforgiving Zone
2- the midget would get sticky therefore would be unable to move quickly.
3- the midget would taste good since theyve been sprayed with pepsi and the population in the Zone is hungry for this exotic pepsi flavored midget man

lunar steeple
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the bandit with a empty near broken double barrel would come in and steal the pepsi

graceful fox
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The bandit then sells the exotic Pepsi for 99,999 RU

amber snow
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coca cola hears this and sends free cola to the zone

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how did it get to the zone? they just simply bribed the military with cola

night barn
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Give me cards

velvet umbra
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Give me translation

winter pollen
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when u sleep

real (present/true) man s go to university (ahha шарага- it's a college or university)

slender ether
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covert shore
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хорошая ссылка

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не в плане гифки, а в плане того, что название суперское

weak crest
weak crest
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snork

vocal bridge
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you

stable mirage
vocal bridge
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this not S.T.A.L.K.E.R meme

lilac tundra
hasty crown
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People go off topic:
Other half of people go off topic: B A N

solar lagoon
orchid scaffold
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Ok, what

night barn
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Heresy

weak crest
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Omg

weak crest
weak crest
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bruh

weak crest
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translate pls

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nein

long solstice
weak crest
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why are russian memes so surreal

lunar steeple
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i mean english memes arent so sane either

night barn
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In your life or per day?

orchid scaffold
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yes

night barn
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I see

weak crest
weak crest
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Хех

amber snow
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I like ma beaNs

covert shore
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хы

dusky mist
velvet umbra
zealous flax
weak crest
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Завуалированный мат

stable mirage
sharp sparrow
weak crest
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@zealous flax чё за дичь?

covert shore
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а я вижу дырку в заборе

hazy torrent
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-Ты видишь кровососа? и я нет

graceful fox
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Stalker AI is just

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Legendary, change my mind

weak crest
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ironically it's better than ai in modern games

violet tangle
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The ai is in fact a lot more human-like than many modern games

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It might not be smart but the decisions it makes are closer to what humans make

round mesa
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When the AI is as confused as I am, then you're in for a unique experience.

sage gulch
solar lagoon
high ember
valid edge
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@sage gulch are u delusional?

vital silo
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ahhh yes "Хй Арнолд!" my favorite

livid tree
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xaxaxaxa)))

stable mirage
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@sage gulch that post makes me want to buy one now.

clever ice
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May I now have the Military rank? )

covert shore
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)

night barn
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Later

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Be patient

vital silo
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Ether will drown in guns

tacit ginkgo
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half-life in nutshell

weak crest
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no

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stalker in nutshell lol

long dust
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I use corpses to carry shit around

weak crest
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is that a swear word @long dust

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a n g e r y

long dust
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Excuse me

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Its in the game

weak crest
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delet

night barn
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We live in a modern day

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Such words aren't legal anymore

weak crest
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now, delete the swear word before i moan at the mods

night barn
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Woah woah woah

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Calm down, man

long dust
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I know the modding is strict but the word is in the game
If they want to delete my comment then why dont they for the sake of consistency patch it away from the game

night barn
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Modern Age

weak crest
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ok @eternal sparrow job for u here

long dust
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Stupid age

weak crest
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delet before i commit war crimes on your house

long dust
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The darn rules arent even consistent between the 3 languages

night barn
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Heh

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The rules have been updated recently

weak crest
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man calm down

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it's just a word

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not even swear

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just delete it ok

night barn
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Yeah, this is a bit over the top

weak crest
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i mean it's the rules

night barn
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We had a guy posting Nazi stuff here, so meh

long dust
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Wait @weak crest are you actually serious

weak crest
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wdym serious

long dust
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Also the rules still arent consistent

weak crest
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i'm as serious as miro semberac

night barn
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Yeah, he just @vague pinentioned a Moderator

long dust
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Just checked

night barn
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I'm sorry for the ping ;-;

weak crest
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delet he wont see it

night barn
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Nah, they have a Log where they can see Edited and Deleted Messages in

weak crest
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a

night barn
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With a bit of bad luck, you'll get warned for that, even though you've edited it

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Depends on the Moderator, really

long dust
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I think discord rules are a bit over the top

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Quite a bit

weak crest
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it's okay tho

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this is not sh**posting server

long dust
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See

night barn
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^

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Otherwise, try out the Brainscorcher Posting Discord Server

eternal sparrow
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@weak crest ?

night barn
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Just an unintentional swore

weak crest
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u n i n t e n t i o n a l

night barn
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Yes

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Unintentional

weak crest
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and 101 other jokes you can tell yourself vol 2

long dust
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I mean every bit of what i said and stand by each and every word

night barn
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It's just a normalized word, in your case

eternal sparrow
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Call English-speaking moderators, I have a little problem

long dust
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I can translate

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Word for word if you need

eternal sparrow
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I just can't figure out where he broke

long dust
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No, its me who apparently said something forbidden

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If you cant figure out where the issue is then there is none

eternal sparrow
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-warn @long dust swearing

reef hingeBOT
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night barn
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Ooo

orchid scaffold
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Oh, wait. Wrong memes channel

solar lagoon
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unfortunately freedom had to have an animal on their badge

weak crest
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gay furry

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aka freedom

solar lagoon
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the biggest manufacturer of gay porno within the zone, AKA duty

weak crest
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someone keeps posting a dancing furry in monolith channel

solar lagoon
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As they should

weak crest
weak crest
solar lagoon
heavy mason
zealous flax
carmine linden
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Хехsmile_strelok

hardy quartz
weak crest
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Хахахах

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😂 😂

lunar steeple
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damn that meme just yells im a boomer

orchid scaffold
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Eh, it's kinda right and applies to every 3d fallout really

livid night
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Золото, но боюсь что могут удалить

livid night
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@peak grotto Типо скажут: эээ, матюкэ, удаляй или бан

neat condor
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@humble haven

humble haven
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-mute @peak grotto 1h мат запрещен на сервере

reef hingeBOT
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humble haven
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-purge @peak grotto 20

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@neat condor thx

orchid scaffold
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Collector takes his bloody harvest again

weak crest
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Yes.

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rename him harvester

orchid scaffold
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Collector can do since he collects the suffering of the muted ones

weak crest
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a ok good

peak grotto
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Когда после долгого блуждания в агропроме, перестрелок с военными, у меченого спрашивают как дела в баре

bold mango
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Jag vet fan inte hur man pratar ryska

weak crest
bold mango
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Om jag inte får svära i engelska så kommer jag svära i svenska

weak crest
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swedish

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🇫🇮

violet tangle
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suomi perkele

orchid scaffold
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Sattana

gloomy ravine
solar flume
weak crest
weak crest
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извинись

compact idol
tacit ginkgo
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вы быканули на 2002-2004 или мне показалось?

neat condor
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Непонял это кто тут на OLR быкует messer

weak crest
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@tacit ginkgo привет Жыжовец

tacit ginkgo
weak crest
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"yeah I only run the PB with subsonic ammo, how could you tell?"

velvet osprey
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Здароу

weak crest
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same

weak crest
weak crest
orchid scaffold
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Thief

zealous flax
tiny jungle
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Мда

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Пронесло челика от бана🤠

wraith mauve
agile sonnet
wheat ember
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@weak crest Nahh, they're more like this to me

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Don't mind the abysmal quality

weak crest
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freedomers?

wheat ember
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Yup

weak crest
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good

wheat ember
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A whole bunch of them

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With Anomaly's AI all i had to do is literally just camp the entrance to one of the barracks

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When I ran out of ammo I just stabbed the last two

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This mod makes it way too easy drink

night barn
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Meh, poor memes

plucky viper
livid night
next igloo
clever ice
weak crest
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@clever ice <o-o
tuch

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runs away

clever ice
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)

weak crest
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bruuh

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freedomer

orchid scaffold
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Ecos...

night barn
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Bruh

weak crest
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kev I'm disappointed

weak crest
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JOIN FREEDOM

night barn
orchid scaffold
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Join ecos... Oh, wait...

weak crest
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bruh freedom is gay

night barn
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Proof

weak crest
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visit their base

orchid scaffold
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Anarchy is pretty gay bro

night barn
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We're complaining about anarchy in the Zone?

weak crest
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they f*ck mutants and other members of freedom

night barn
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Seriously?

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And that's just not true

orchid scaffold
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Yeah

exotic ridge
weak crest
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donbas in s2 pls

exotic ridge
orchid scaffold
weak crest
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yes

exotic ridge
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Nice joke

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Have you got memes

weak crest
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Who tf is that kid

night barn
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Batman

orchid scaffold
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Tbh nobody knows. He's just a kid

weak crest
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I found out that it's called irony kid

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and yotube, i was just confused cause it was everywhere

orchid scaffold
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Yeah, it's pretty popular now

neat condor
weak crest
solar lagoon
zealous flax
zealous flax
weak crest
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same

agile sonnet
long solstice
small hatch
bright adder
humble haven
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-warn @sweet onyx Мат запрещен на сервере, в т.ч. на картинках

reef hingeBOT
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high ember
dapper snow
brave jungle
hasty crown
zealous flax
weak crest
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smh

night barn
orchid scaffold
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Oh yeah, the luggage is pretty accurate since Ukrainians love to smuggle cigs and alcohol in the luggage

uneven vector
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The collar has to be outside the vest

sweet onyx
orchid scaffold
amber snow
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Yeah and 144p too

ebon wind
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Actually he has filters in mask

marsh grotto
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true.

storm saddle
outer fjord
lunar steeple
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holy (human waste) its so well made

clever ice
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:>

abstract kindle
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agreed

orchid scaffold
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I agree aswell

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Also for your own good, edit out the swear @lunar steeple

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You know, mods are pretty sensitive about that

outer fjord
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Спартан, зачем это сюда кидать? Это сталкер мемы

orchid scaffold
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Yes

livid night
outer fjord
solar lagoon
weak crest
night barn
outer fjord
weak crest
neat condor
final orchid
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DEADLY ANOMALIES

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DANGEROUS MUTANTS

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ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS

weak crest
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none of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!

night barn
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Nice choice of channel

zealous flax
solar lagoon
graceful fox
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Me

night barn
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Nobody wants to listen ;-;

orchid scaffold
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I feel you

solar lagoon
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R is one of those games no one cares about until they play it, then they become obsessed

orchid scaffold
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Kinda

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Because the zone somehow draws you in. Like if it was some supernatural entity

lunar steeple
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stalker franchise is just a anomaly devs found in the zone

weak crest
ivory leaf
small summit
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idi k mne

novel pendant
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Nikolai >Vasyan

orchid scaffold
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Eh, pretty much. But that's like comparing first MiG-21 to some American jet of that era. Of course one was better than another, but both are now irrelevant

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Both had their moments, same with Hungarrey

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But now the quality and quantity of their ####posts really plummeted down

weak crest
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When your artifact fed CBD Hemp fields bring Freedom over even though you use AK103

uneven cloud
weak crest
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Legal smoke, at least if you live in USA. Hemp Flower is legal to smoke now

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lol freedom, die

limpid pelican
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freedom and duty both suck

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join monolith

weak crest
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hell no

orchid scaffold
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Just join ecos.

night barn
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Everything's better than Duty

orchid scaffold
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Eh, not really

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They just talk big

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But they're harmless

night barn
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Wherever they go, harm comes around

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Intentional or not

weak crest
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Loners ftw
Why pledge loyalty

orchid scaffold
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Loners make the most sense tbh

weak crest
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everything is better than freedom*

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even bandits

night barn
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Bandits are undoubtably a better choice than Duty

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At least they do nothing harmful towards the Zone with sincere intentions

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Anyways, not the place to discuss this

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Nor in my interest right now

keen cedar
orchid scaffold
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Kinda

weak crest
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nice stalker meme

hardy phoenix
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Oh sorry wrong server

weak crest
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When there is swearing in STALKER but you cannot swear in STALKER Discord.

night barn
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I mean, try the same on any other Official Discord and I'm pretty sure you'll be met with the same rules

weak crest
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@night barn not at all

night barn
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No Moderators then, I guess

warm halo
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wait we cant say stuff like shit >

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?*

muted marten
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yes

weak crest
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wait swearing is illegal?

muted marten
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yes

weak crest
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Understandable, will adapt to it

muted marten
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ill let the first one slide since youre new/possibly dont know but yeah

livid tree
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watch yo profanity

weak crest
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actually not new but never encountered a server with "no swearing"

muted marten
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had the guy above you above actually

weak crest
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every other server just goes full... swearing intensified

muted marten
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ayup lol

kindred tide
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This is a family server.

weak crest
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this server was made by Family Friendly GSC gang

gentle aspen
warm halo
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im not new just am suprised that of all servers that has a no swearing rule this one i mean wow just... wow

solar lagoon
safe nimbus
graceful fox
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Oh Monolith

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Monolith is the only cult that I'd join

upbeat flicker
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@muted marten No one let me slide

stone zodiac
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I would join the monolith just for the free food at the team meetings

weak crest
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Heh, seems like our Duty friends were not invited.

orchid scaffold
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No ecos aswell

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That's sad

night barn
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Welp

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One Freedomer is better than a lot of them

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Trust me, they know how to party

orchid scaffold
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Yeah, because freedomers have... "help"

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With that

weak crest
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And they have "high-quality product" too

weak crest
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somebody said freeodmers

tight acorn
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Mfw the game has literal death and murder and fictional yet still surreal moments of injured and dying individuals and yet, NOPE, no cussing in dis family friendly pg-13 server even though the game technically rated at 17+, now that a real stalker meme

weak crest
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well on this pic, you can see freedomers bandits and mercs so it's basically a gay party

night barn
graceful fox
muted marten
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@upbeat flicker diff mods act differently so yeah

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cant do much about that

small summit
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well the no swearing part might actually be related to the discords tos about partnered server

solar lagoon
solar lagoon
weak crest
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thats pretty good

velvet umbra
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Is Duty gay now or what?

weak crest
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its always been gay

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@velvet umbra freedom=gay furry

night barn
heavy mason
small summit
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no you are not allowed to

night barn
tired flare
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This just in

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Duty members are a-ok with being geh

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But freedom aren't. Freedom are mean. Join duty and be nice

weak crest
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morgan isnt really nice lmao

hasty crown
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"join duty and be a nice gay"?

tired flare
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Join duty and be nice

hasty crown
#

But you said Duty is okay with being gay (I won't take "geh" excuse, mate)

weak crest
#

freedom to suck one for sure

#

duty purges homosexuals like monolithers and freedomers

#

^

weak crest
#

i never understood the circle-jerk around freedomers

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acting like the mothefuggin master race

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"haha weed lmao there's no rules"
only makes them look more like a bunch of children in my eyes

#

yeah

hasty crown
#

The main thing in my eyes that make Duty bad is the fact that their leadership wants to destroy the Zone. And we've been waiting for STALKER 2 for a little too long to make it go by some faction that is made out of simple minded (canonically ex-military) people that closely follow Military faction, the reason behind having to create Duty faction

night barn
#

I usually see Duty praising theirselves into Heaven above

hasty crown
#

They do, that's what makes them look so stupid

night barn
#

Yeah

#

But referring to Desert Ranger about the IRL aspect

#

But you're right, they also do that in-game

graceful fox
#

Oh boy, from Memeing to creating some small beef. Yikes

night barn
#

Meh, it's pretty common around here

#

It's not even surprising anymore

graceful fox
#

I think that both of those factions have some downsides

hasty crown
#

Stalker memes = Duty vs Freedom = Faction wars

night barn
#

All Factions in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. honestly do

graceful fox
#

True true

night barn
#

That's the genius behind it

weak crest
#

don't get me wrong, i don't think greatly of duty either

#

i find it dumb trying to destroy something you can't even barely understand

night barn
#

True

graceful fox
#

I kinda find it impossible

night barn
#

Even when there's proof that the Zone retaliates to Duty's violence

graceful fox
#

Yes, they could purge the mutants population a little but what about anomalies? Emissions?

small summit
#

I like duty but I dislike that they want to destroy everything and want to learn more about zone

weak crest
#

as our friend said above, every faction has it's downsides

night barn
#

That's basically Duty's main goal

small summit
#

ecologists are weak on other side

graceful fox
#

But smart

night barn
#

Yep

#

They contract Stalkers to do their work

#

The Professors can then stay inside and study

graceful fox
#

Because of no combat experience

night barn
#

Kruglov being an exception

#

But he's into zoology and wishes to discover the new races of the Zone

weak crest
#

but i unironically like the fact that freedom doesn't let itself be influenced by outside powers (if you know what i mean)

graceful fox
#

Freedom are basically anarchists, they didn't and they still don't care about laws from the outside world. Just like bandits

weak crest
#

they are just individualists at heart

night barn
#

I always found it kinda weird how Duty was always talking about bringing Order to a place of Lawlessness

graceful fox
#

Ikr

weak crest
#

if you mean create laws and shiet like that, yeah it's pointless

#

i admire their internal lawfulness

night barn
#

Actually, Freedom usually talks about advancing Mankind, so they do seem to think larger than just theirselves

weak crest
#

i guess we always look at the worst of every faction and project their image in our heads as the "norm" for that faction

#

kiddie wannabe soldier for duty and dumby pothead for freedom, when there's more than that

night barn
#

Absolutely

#

Although, not too sure about the Duty one

#

That one looks pretty accurate

graceful fox
#

Damn, what a friendly dog right?

lunar steeple
#

droog

graceful fox
#

DrO0g

velvet osprey
weak crest
#

rest in peace flesh

small summit
#

they keep cooking but they never eat

graceful fox
#

maybe because

#

they are too scared to get radiation poisoning? No idea why they cooked it lol

night barn
#

Doesn't really seem edible

#

I'll stick to my Tourist's Breakfast

graceful fox
#

Same, and my good bread that did not mold yet

hasty crown
#

People could use 2 faction-talk channels, one above and one below stalker-memes channel.
And if a talk gets messy, people be redirected to faction-wars lul

weak crest
weak crest
#

the real wish granter

scarlet flare
night barn
small summit
#

no

graceful fox
#

Yes

night barn
#

Oh yes

gentle aspen
#

FREEDOM PROPAGANDA

night barn
#

It's true

graceful fox
#

Freedom of the same thing is a lot of the same thing is a lot of the same thing is a lot of the same thing is a lot of the same thing

night barn
#

Freedom of freedom is a lot of freedom is a lot of freedom is a lot of freedom is a lot of freedom

tribal ravine
#

fishy

agile sonnet
weak crest
#

homunculus slayer

weak crest
#

Why

weak crest
#

Because one day some Russian dude thought injecting his load into a fugging chicken egg was a good idea

orchid scaffold
#

And pretty much nothing happened

weak crest
#

tis not real bruh

orchid scaffold
#

^

#

It couldn't be

weak crest
#

People lying on the internet? Nooooooo

orchid scaffold
#

How could they...

#

Also, I can feel him

#

Oh no

#

He caught the scent of the swear

weak crest
#

Oh fuggg DDDD:

orchid scaffold
#

@weak crest quick edit out the swear because collector is on your tail

#

He will warn you and take your soul

hardy phoenix
#

Lol

fleet fog
weak crest
velvet osprey
lunar steeple
#

god damn it aight that convinced me

#

i dont even understand anything in that meme but ill download every stalker game now

#

gonna replay every game yay

#

except for clear sky i havent played that one yet

weak crest
#

you mean clear sk :crash:... clea :crash:... c :crash: clear s :crash: clea :crash: clear sk :crash:?

fringe maple
fleet fog
#

@fringe maple psy fields?

plucky viper
#

Monolith chant

lean elbow
#

monolith

weak crest
#

O monolith

weak crest
#

­­

weak crest
uneven vector
weak crest
#

lol

past terrace
orchid scaffold
#

Russian humor is a mystical thing

#

It's somehow enjoyable even for non-Russian speakers

livid night
#

It can be relatable for all slav memes

orchid scaffold
#

Eh, pretty much

weak crest
#

even if the words are written in noodle

#

it still good

vital silo
#

^

weak crest
orchid scaffold
#

Oh, spooktober time

exotic ridge
rocky pond
agile sonnet
night barn
#

It's already Scream Fortress?

#

Epic

hasty crown
#

It will be 5 years since TF2 haven't received any major updates.
"When?" you may ask...

NOW!
boo

night barn
#

For all we know, the Heavy Update will be our last

hasty crown
#

"...both likely will."
Didn't that already concern you?

night barn
#

Q: If the TF Team does fully cut support to TF2, will they tell the community not to expect any more updates or will they just let players sit in eternal anticipation of the next update?

A:This is a bit of a loaded question, so it will get a loaded answer: They will let players sit in eternal anticipation of the next update.

hasty crown
#

Yeah, after that they said that if TF team will find a new idea for an update, they will. They also say that's the main reason why they're not going to announce end of updates

night barn
#

Yeah

#

Q: What is Valve’s current stance on community initiative update projects?

A: Valve no longer accepts pre-made community projects for TF2. Any pre-existing project that is attempting to become an official update should be considered as invalid and trashed. We (Valve and I) agreed that loosening this policy on community projects is a very bad idea.

#

This is why it's taking them so long

#

Which is quite disappointing, seen as the TF Team basically added nothing good in the last update

hasty crown
#

Community update means ones like Invasion, Mayann, Frontline

night barn
#

Yeah

hasty crown
#

Invasion was so sad
Imagine getting scammed by the very community that you formed, around game you have created

night barn
#

Invasion was definitely mediocre

#

End of The Line was alright

hasty crown
#

?
Didn't you see what happened during development of Invasion?

night barn
#

I didn't

#

I only know I didn't like the Update

#

Did they ask for money on a Patreon?

hasty crown
#

Valve worked on it, 2 people from community side took all the credit and the update profit

night barn
#

Well, it sucked anyways, so I don't see how they could profit from it

#

So it's actually a Valve Update?

hasty crown
#

They did 0 work, it's the Valve had been scammed

night barn
#

So that's the reason why it was such a bad update

#

It was made by Valve

hasty crown
#

It's the reason behind almost any bad game
Dev hell
That includes STALKER SoC aswell

night barn
#

Love & War was an absolutely great update

weak crest
#

I lost my tf2 items in febuary lol

#

I was pretty bummed out but I want to get back in tf2 when a new update comes out

neat condor
#

@humble haven

humble haven
#

-warn @glad cosmos мат запрещен

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

Punishment(s) Rukojob#9913: 641694746222608 submitted successfully.

weak crest
#

😮

orchid scaffold
#

Another one, struck by the Collector

neat condor
#

Я полезный feels_good_stalk

night barn
#

Another soul claimed by the vengeful Collector.

simple granite
#

Nice, it gives me some Terraria vibes

still falcon
zealous flax
steel granite
orchid scaffold
#

It makes me want to post two towers now so bad

night barn
#

No

orchid scaffold
#

I won't

weak crest
solar lagoon
#

Google image memes

mossy oracle
weak crest
#

Hi

weak crest
#

yeah_stalk memes mmmmmmm

weak crest
#

🇧 🇷 🇺 🇭

weak crest
#

i come with a pampleth from the brain scorcher

weak crest
lunar steeple
night barn
weak crest
weak crest
#

🛴

stable mirage
lean elbow
zealous flax
weak crest
weak crest
#

why is he screaming

"aa"

night barn
weak crest
#

bruh

stuck geyser
#

These memes were made by duty gang, who hates everyone

weak crest
#

nah

stuck geyser
weak crest
#

not really

#

we don't hate everyone ;)

#

We hate only degenerates and anomalies

night barn
#

Hmm

#

Let's see

#

Bandits, Renegades, Mercenaries and Monolith

weak crest
#

You got it right!

night barn
#

Nice!

weak crest
#

good job!

night barn
#

Freedom and Duty BFF 4ev!~ 🌟 ✨ 💖

vagrant heart
night barn
#

🙈 🙉 🙊

stuck geyser
#

Why hate mercenaries?

night barn
weak crest
#

@night barn confused autistic screech

night barn
#

I could use me some Filthy Frank right now

weak crest
#

Yes

#

agreed feels_good_stalk

night barn
velvet umbra
#

Green Balaclava yeah_stalk

night barn
flint sluice
#

When someone says they want militant Slavic women stalkers in the new part. Be careful in your desires

weak crest
#

agreed

#

this better

flint sluice
#

thanks for solidarity

weak crest
#

yw

orchid scaffold
#

Freedom
Duty
BFFs
You reminded me of this one furry art about stalker that I totally hate, thanks

weak crest
#

@orchid scaffold I know it, when I saw it I wanted to suicide

#

Thats cursed as hell

night barn
#

I know, right?

weak crest
flint sluice
#

There is no point in worrying. He was killed by the KGB Chimera

weak crest
#

Oh

#

really? when did that happen?

#

I saved him from dying...

flint sluice
#

@weak crest According to the plot in the Call of Pripyat Zveroboy says that he tracked down the chimera that killed his friend Fox

weak crest
#

oh, Sad :(

weak crest
#

lmao

final orchid
#

This meme was brought to you

#

by the Duty Gang

weak crest
#

agreed

terse rune
weak crest
#

gay

velvet umbra
#

...you are

weak crest
#

....

terse rune
#

Yea, @velvet umbra +

weak crest
#

What....

terse rune
#

Пацаны, Свобода круче Долга!

weak crest
#

Can you translate,please?

#

The image

velvet umbra
#

I can't stop laugh! Wooo! Woo...! Woo...
I remember the last time when someone called Duty gay. Worthless.

weak crest
#

autistic Duty screech

terse rune
#

Pazani, svoboda kruche dolga. I translated

weak crest
#

in english... please

terse rune
#

Okey. I said that Freedom is better than Duty. Bruh.

weak crest
#

then prepare to die,degenerate

terse rune
#

Cool and twisted peppers! Only in Freedom will you be appreciated and accepted as relatives! No obligatory and perfect blizzards, no morning awakenings and mi-and-inum dry law. If you are a Free Stalker, and love a free life among those same as yourself - Join our ranks.

#

@weak crest Oh coffins will rise in price

weak crest
#

Merc > all

night barn
velvet umbra
#

Player = Hero > everyone and everything on two legs

terse rune
#

On four legs.

hasty crown
#

Dooty causes more trouble in memes channel again

night barn
#

Heh, as usual

weak crest
weak crest
#

of course

unreal cradle
#

you cant go there

#

Black raven. Circling around the grave

weak crest
limpid pelican
#

nice, a meme that wasnt posted every day for the last 3 months

graceful fox
#

I see this one every day

final orchid
#

and its not even funny

orchid scaffold
#

It was funny the first time I've seen it

night barn
#

It's still funny. I'm honestly surprised it's so overused

orchid scaffold
weak crest
flint sluice
graceful fox
#

Hot

dreamy onyx
weak crest
#

I noticed that i have a talent,a talent of translateing texts into furry OwO language (note that im not against furries in any shape or form),so i decided to utilise it,but i ran out of ideas on what to translate,any suggestion? only stalker things accepted,dm me the text you want translated

orchid scaffold
#

Duty propaganda

#

I want to see my duty-loving friend suffer

night barn
#

Laughs maniacally

weak crest
#

dm me it and ill do it

night barn
#

Dweadly Awnomalies Dwangewous Mwutants,Anarchwists UwU
None of thwem will stop Dwuty on its Trwiumphant March Twowards saving the pwanet >~<

#

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uncut trellis
#

no furries allowed

night barn
#

Bandits are now officially called "UwU"

orchid scaffold
#

^

weak crest
#

We twhank you oh Mwonolit for reveaeing the cunning pwans of our ewnemwies to us UwU,mway wour liwght swhine down on the bwave swoldiers who gave thweir lives and swervice to your will >~< Ownwards wawiows of the Mwonolit,avange your fawen bwotherz ^~^ Bwessed be as twey are in theiwr intwewnal unwion with the Mwonowit OwO

orchid scaffold
#

OH GOD YES

#

Somebody send him the duty propaganda, NOW

lunar steeple
#

what the fu

night barn
#

WE ALREADY DID

weak crest
#

i already made the duty one

orchid scaffold
#

XD

night barn
#

BUT WAIT

lunar steeple
#

i didnt spend 10 years in the zone just to get brainwashed by a god damn group of weebs

weak crest
#

lol

night barn
#

THERE'S MORE

#

But they're just less annoying

lunar steeple
#

c councioussness more like /a/ conciousness

weak crest
#

lmao

wheat ember
#

Now pay some anime voice actor to read this and implement it into the game itself

weak crest
#

@orchid scaffold please, I don't want cancer

orchid scaffold
#

I want it to happen to all factions but ecos

weak crest
#

Please... dont make me suffer... please

orchid scaffold
#

I will

night barn
#

How dare you

#

Only the worst of factions deserve this

#

How. Dare. You.

orchid scaffold
#

I dare, because I can just
Put on a happy face
Wear my lab coat
Magically lock the airlock
And welcome unsuspecting stalkers to my humble bunker

#

:)

night barn
#

You're no Ecologist

#

Tell me

weak crest
#

i can do a convincing OwO sound

#

maybe i can do it

night barn
#

What's one tree + an Antropomorphus Dendromutantus Vulgaris?

weak crest
#

?

orchid scaffold
#

I'm no animatologist/botanist

night barn
#

HAH

orchid scaffold
#

I do microbiology

night barn
#

FAKE ECOLOGIST

weak crest
#

i do microbiology
thats a fancy way to describe my pp

night barn
#

My dude

#

You just roasted yourself epicly

weak crest
#

Martyrdom:Drop a live grenade when killed

orchid scaffold
#

Nice

night barn
orchid scaffold
#

Would like to see that

hasty crown
#

Couldn't there be other way to humiliate Duty? Why it had to be-
ugh

night barn
#

This is the ultimate roast

#

One which they deserve for all those times they've posted that......Thing.....

hasty crown
#

It's really easy to turn down their propaganda. You just don't mention it. Duty members then will stop finding it funny to post and will just stop doing that
Or just straight away make it unfunny
Now their response will be something like "MOAR PROPAGANDA AND DUTY MEMES" because people like mentioning Duty and their propaganda

propaganda

night barn
#

Unfortunately, it's not that easy

#

Though, that would've been nice

hasty crown
#

Other way is to say DUTY so many times to the point people get sick of it

night barn
#

That's what basically triggered this

hasty crown
#

First, something gets popular because of spam or popularity
Then the spam continues, but popularity is lost because people don't find it funny
Last, people dislike it, popularity regulates itself and that "something" dies down

small summit
#

yes

lunar steeple
viscid heath
#

its probably 10C and they already have to wear all the warm clothes lol

orchid scaffold
#

Heh

main ingot
#

True story

plucky coyote
#

I don't think a single STALKER meme has escaped from here or DoC

flint sluice
small summit
#

god I love this channel

graceful fox
#

Ricalok

dusky mango
#

Strecardo

flint sluice
glad cosmos
#

Че пацаны Ы.Т.АЛ.К.Е.Я?

flint sluice
#

@glad cosmos Надо же просвещать местный народ

glad cosmos
#

Это точно

night barn
orchid scaffold
#

Wouldn't call it zoomer, I'd call it regular and weeb memes

night barn
#

Basically zoomer

#

Gen Z memes

flint sluice
orchid scaffold
#

They aren't gen-Z. Gen-Z doesn't really have memes

night barn
#

"Me and the bois...." would be an example as a Gen-Z template

orchid scaffold
#

It's Post Millennial

#

There is that interphase between gen Z and millenials

#

Most of the modern memes come from that generation

night barn
#

Don't feel like that, honestly

orchid scaffold
#

It is like that cause I'm part of that integeneration

#

Too young to decide too old to not care

weak crest
#

stalker Outpost hell yea

flint sluice
#

Katya: Why did you bring me here?
Ivan: Here is the den of flesh

#

Katya: Why? This is a quarry. What is flesh?
Ivan: It doesn't ... Just an animal escaped from Shapito

#

Katya: Listen, I don’t Leslie from Bridge to Terabithia to fantasize with you. Will we go naughty or what?

small summit
#

I wonder does grygorovych ever checks this place gtLol

plucky coyote
#

Probs gave up a long time ago

weak crest
#

he hates us

graceful fox
#

Wait what? Is this a fallout 1/2 mod or is it somethnig else?

night barn
#

I really hope it's real

#

But I doubt it

weak crest
#

appears to be a fallout 2 online reskin

graceful fox
#

Fallout 2 Online? oof

#

Fallout 2 online is a thing?

night barn
#

There is a Fallout Online Mod

weak crest
#

yeah its a thing

#

it's quite active

night barn
#

There was also NV:MP

graceful fox
#

Ik that there is NV:MP

night barn
#

But it died

graceful fox
#

oof

night barn
#

Kinda glad, but I do miss it

weak crest
#

FO2 is quite active

night barn
#

The place created egos in men

weak crest
#

go check it out it's quite fun.

graceful fox
#

Well, already installed. Time to try it out

graceful fox
#

Ah OK. Thanks for letting me know, shame that it's cancelled

steel marlin
night barn
livid night
final orchid
weak crest
primal veldt
primal veldt
weak crest
#

when I cant read Russian or ukranian feels_bad_stalk

humble haven
#

Do you remember Sidorovich's start dialogue?

#

The same stuff, just a few changes like instead of "kill Strelok" - "give me Stalker2"

#

And reference to the Kazaki game

weak crest
#

yeah I remember it

#

but what is the kazaki game?

#

Cossacks?

humble haven
#

Oh

#

Yes

#

Sorry

#

Just wasn't sure how its named in Eng

#

Yep, Cossacks

weak crest
#

ooooooooooooooooh

humble haven
#

Cossacks 4, to be clear

weak crest
#

dang I don't have Cossacks 4, I have everything behind that lol

stuck geyser
#

I thought, that there were Cossacks 3, not Cossacks 4

humble haven
#

Yes, but the guy told like..
"I don't know why do you want to launch Cossacks 4, but this is not my businesses"
The same reference to the Sidorovich's monologue

#

Sry for bad Eng, isn't my native lang

weak crest
#

you speak great English for non-native

humble haven
#

hubdance thx

weak crest
orchid scaffold
bronze jasper
#

kek

weak crest
marsh grotto
orchid scaffold
graceful fox
#

Cocainum

weak crest
#

Cadaverum

graceful fox
gray timber
#

@plush ice its you

night barn
#

It's him

plush ice
#

It's me

night barn
#

Yep, it is him

weak crest
#

Wow

graceful fox
#

YES

weak crest
#

@noble wren lol

noble wren
#

Vro

weak crest
#

bruh

#

monolith? how and why

noble wren
#

Onward, warriors of the Monolith. Avenge your fallen brothers. Blessed, as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith. Bring death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith

weak crest