#🤨┃stalker_memes
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1: [Nothing to translate, It's a polish bad comedy actor]
2: A mother had three sons
Two were famous because they're smart
And the third was stupid and joined freedom
3: -Where's Pripyat?
-Here
-Where's Agroprom?
-Here
-And Limansk?
-Here
4: [A remake of polish novel calling it Cordon instead of something (I have to confess that idk what novel he meant)]
5: [Beard] We have to look out for soldiers, their helis felt here recently
[Strelok] I have suicidal thoughts
[Scar] I drug myself with emmisions
[Deg] I don't know anything, but it's an interesting topic. If you find something call at PDA contact with "Not Ukrainian Security Burreau" Added to it
"Honorary, trusted stalker Alex "major"
6: There are places so beautiful that they astonish us no matter how many times we've travelled there
7: Hunters were food for 5 days because they broke into a barn of the POWERFULL bloodsucker
-----> See photos <-----
8: My lord, to use this equipment you need couple trained engineers
9: As we can see clear sky will be in whole Poland. Let's look at other days...
@weak crest
art
wtf
👌
👌🏻
Thank you, Poland. Very cool

lol
You see Ivan, when load 50. CAL bullet into peestol like me
@graceful fox i believe that's 20mm
most likely yes
@graceful fox there's a south african anti materiel rifle that shoots that cartridge
ooooh okay
pretty much, there's a barrel for it chambered in the russian 14.5mm cartridge
Aight
oh and it's magazine fed, the mag is on the other side, 3 round mag.
Who would win
1 pseudogiant
vs
1 anti tank gun
usually requires 3 people to carry
weighs about 30kg, can be separated into 15kg bits, 2 people carrying 15kg each, one guy with the magazines.
whats this SRS99 lookin boi
who cares just use the ptrs that both germans and russians used
when some guy on the internet thinks PTRS is better than a NTW-20 without realizing what it's used for or even it's specs.
What do you MEAN 3 people to carry
It weighs like 70 pounds bro
yeah man start walking with 30kg + ammunition on your shoulders for 20km
I mean, alright
I absolutely FRICKIN(yikes moment) would if I had a 20mm anti-material rifle
I'd do a lot if I had one of those, actually
That's the one
well anyway #💬┃en_offtop
also fires the russian 14.5x114 round
nobody likes 14.5
nobody likes you
i mean, you're not wrong

O f f t o p i c
my life is a stalker meme, and thus, on topic
Who would win
A midget in a coat
Or
A stalker wielding a pepsi can in each hand
Stalker that has bolt
The stalker wielding the pepsi of power would win, as when both cans are shaken up and sprayed unto midget
1- the midget would get wet in the cold unforgiving Zone
2- the midget would get sticky therefore would be unable to move quickly.
3- the midget would taste good since theyve been sprayed with pepsi and the population in the Zone is hungry for this exotic pepsi flavored midget man
the bandit with a empty near broken double barrel would come in and steal the pepsi
The bandit then sells the exotic Pepsi for 99,999 RU
coca cola hears this and sends free cola to the zone
how did it get to the zone? they just simply bribed the military with cola
Give me cards
Give me translation
when u sleep
real (present/true) man s go to university (ahha шарага- it's a college or university)
snork
you
this not S.T.A.L.K.E.R meme
People go off topic:
Other half of people go off topic: B A N
Ok, what
Heresy
Omg
bruh
why are russian memes so surreal
In your life or per day?
yes
I see
@weak crest
Хех
I like ma beaNs
хы
I’m not sorry
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@zealous flax чё за дичь?
а я вижу дырку в заборе
-Ты видишь кровососа? и я нет
A compilation of funny moments, glitches, and dumb AI from all 3 games currently in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R series. Complete list of clips (with timestamps): Tramp...
Stalker AI is just
Legendary, change my mind
ironically it's better than ai in modern games
The ai is in fact a lot more human-like than many modern games
It might not be smart but the decisions it makes are closer to what humans make
When the AI is as confused as I am, then you're in for a unique experience.
@sage gulch are u delusional?
ahhh yes "Хй Арнолд!" my favorite
xaxaxaxa)))
@sage gulch that post makes me want to buy one now.
)
half-life in nutshell
I use corpses to carry shit around
delet
now, delete the swear word before i moan at the mods
I know the modding is strict but the word is in the game
If they want to delete my comment then why dont they for the sake of consistency patch it away from the game
Modern Age
ok @eternal sparrow job for u here
Stupid age
delet before i commit war crimes on your house
The darn rules arent even consistent between the 3 languages
Yeah, this is a bit over the top
i mean it's the rules
We had a guy posting Nazi stuff here, so meh
Wait @weak crest are you actually serious
wdym serious
Also the rules still arent consistent
i'm as serious as miro semberac
Yeah, he just @vague pinentioned a Moderator
Just checked
I'm sorry for the ping ;-;
Nah, they have a Log where they can see Edited and Deleted Messages in
a
With a bit of bad luck, you'll get warned for that, even though you've edited it
Depends on the Moderator, really
See
@weak crest ?
Just an unintentional swore
u n i n t e n t i o n a l
and 101 other jokes you can tell yourself vol 2
I mean every bit of what i said and stand by each and every word
It's just a normalized word, in your case
Call English-speaking moderators, I have a little problem
I just can't figure out where he broke
No, its me who apparently said something forbidden
If you cant figure out where the issue is then there is none
-warn @long dust swearing
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Ooo
Oh, wait. Wrong memes channel
the biggest manufacturer of gay porno within the zone, AKA duty
someone keeps posting a dancing furry in monolith channel
As they should

Хех
damn that meme just yells im a boomer
Eh, it's kinda right and applies to every 3d fallout really
Золото, но боюсь что могут удалить
@peak grotto Типо скажут: эээ, матюкэ, удаляй или бан
@humble haven
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Collector takes his bloody harvest again
Collector can do since he collects the suffering of the muted ones
a ok good
Когда после долгого блуждания в агропроме, перестрелок с военными, у меченого спрашивают как дела в баре
Jag vet fan inte hur man pratar ryska

Om jag inte får svära i engelska så kommer jag svära i svenska
suomi perkele
Sattana


извинись
вы быканули на 2002-2004 или мне показалось?
Непонял это кто тут на OLR быкует 
@tacit ginkgo привет Жыжовец

remind me of my husband's wife
Thief
наконец то,выжигатель отключен
freedomers?
Yup
good
A whole bunch of them
With Anomaly's AI all i had to do is literally just camp the entrance to one of the barracks
When I ran out of ammo I just stabbed the last two
This mod makes it way too easy 
@agile sonnet
Here to collect my Military rank now, unless I need to make more crappy memes
inbefore someone gives me stuff for it being a reddit meme
)
Ecos...
Bruh
kev I'm disappointed
JOIN FREEDOM

Join ecos... Oh, wait...
bruh freedom is gay
Proof
visit their base
Anarchy is pretty gay bro
We're complaining about anarchy in the Zone?
they f*ck mutants and other members of freedom
Yeah


yes
Batman
Tbh nobody knows. He's just a kid
I found out that it's called irony kid
and yotube, i was just confused cause it was everywhere
Yeah, it's pretty popular now
same
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Игра - Singularity
smh
Oh yeah, the luggage is pretty accurate since Ukrainians love to smuggle cigs and alcohol in the luggage
The collar has to be outside the vest
Yeah and 144p too
Actually he has filters in mask
true.

Gentleman... Wilma Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe9A-T9LTZWLYUoZtflw53w Zopporillo projects: https://vk.com/welcometochernobyl https://vk.com/zo...
holy (human waste) its so well made
:>
agreed
I agree aswell
Also for your own good, edit out the swear @lunar steeple
You know, mods are pretty sensitive about that
Спартан, зачем это сюда кидать? Это сталкер мемы
Yes
I didn't like the "radio" noice in original. So I tried to remake this. Enjoy
Unless i missed it, there was no soundtrack on youtube from this beloved game. So, here it goes. Track01
Original trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxJtQa6VSw by Nikita Zotov (TEPA6ANT) - https://vk.com/tepa6ant
none of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
Nice choice of channel
Me
Nobody wants to listen ;-;
I feel you
S.T.A.L.K.E.R is one of those games no one cares about until they play it, then they become obsessed
Kinda
Because the zone somehow draws you in. Like if it was some supernatural entity
stalker franchise is just a anomaly devs found in the zone
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idi k mne
Nikolai >Vasyan
Eh, pretty much. But that's like comparing first MiG-21 to some American jet of that era. Of course one was better than another, but both are now irrelevant
Both had their moments, same with Hungarrey
But now the quality and quantity of their ####posts really plummeted down
Legal smoke, at least if you live in USA. Hemp Flower is legal to smoke now
lol freedom, die
hell no
Just join ecos.
Everything's better than Duty
Loners make the most sense tbh
Bandits are undoubtably a better choice than Duty
At least they do nothing harmful towards the Zone with sincere intentions
Anyways, not the place to discuss this
Nor in my interest right now
Kinda
nice stalker meme
Oh sorry wrong server
I mean, try the same on any other Official Discord and I'm pretty sure you'll be met with the same rules
@night barn not at all
No Moderators then, I guess
yes
wait swearing is illegal?
yes
Understandable, will adapt to it
ill let the first one slide since youre new/possibly dont know but yeah
watch yo profanity
actually not new but never encountered a server with "no swearing"
had the guy above you above actually
every other server just goes full... swearing intensified
ayup lol
This is a family server.
this server was made by Family Friendly GSC gang
im not new just am suprised that of all servers that has a no swearing rule this one i mean wow just... wow
@muted marten No one let me slide
I would join the monolith just for the free food at the team meetings
Heh, seems like our Duty friends were not invited.
And they have "high-quality product" too
somebody said freeodmers
Mfw the game has literal death and murder and fictional yet still surreal moments of injured and dying individuals and yet, NOPE, no cussing in dis family friendly pg-13 server even though the game technically rated at 17+, now that a real stalker meme
well on this pic, you can see freedomers bandits and mercs so it's basically a gay party


well the no swearing part might actually be related to the discords tos about partnered server
thats pretty good
Is Duty gay now or what?

no you are not allowed to

This just in
Duty members are a-ok with being geh
But freedom aren't. Freedom are mean. Join duty and be nice
morgan isnt really nice lmao
"join duty and be a nice gay"?
Join duty and be nice
But you said Duty is okay with being gay (I won't take "geh" excuse, mate)
freedom to suck one for sure
duty purges homosexuals like monolithers and freedomers
^
i never understood the circle-jerk around freedomers
acting like the mothefuggin master race
"haha weed lmao there's no rules"
only makes them look more like a bunch of children in my eyes
yeah
The main thing in my eyes that make Duty bad is the fact that their leadership wants to destroy the Zone. And we've been waiting for STALKER 2 for a little too long to make it go by some faction that is made out of simple minded (canonically ex-military) people that closely follow Military faction, the reason behind having to create Duty faction
I usually see Duty praising theirselves into Heaven above
They do, that's what makes them look so stupid
Yeah
But referring to Desert Ranger about the IRL aspect
But you're right, they also do that in-game
Oh boy, from Memeing to creating some small beef. Yikes
I think that both of those factions have some downsides
Stalker memes = Duty vs Freedom = Faction wars
All Factions in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. honestly do
True true
That's the genius behind it
don't get me wrong, i don't think greatly of duty either
i find it dumb trying to destroy something you can't even barely understand
True
I kinda find it impossible
Even when there's proof that the Zone retaliates to Duty's violence
Yes, they could purge the mutants population a little but what about anomalies? Emissions?
I like duty but I dislike that they want to destroy everything and want to learn more about zone
as our friend said above, every faction has it's downsides
That's basically Duty's main goal
ecologists are weak on other side
But smart
Yep
They contract Stalkers to do their work
The Professors can then stay inside and study
Because of no combat experience
Kruglov being an exception
But he's into zoology and wishes to discover the new races of the Zone
but i unironically like the fact that freedom doesn't let itself be influenced by outside powers (if you know what i mean)
Freedom are basically anarchists, they didn't and they still don't care about laws from the outside world. Just like bandits
they are just individualists at heart
I always found it kinda weird how Duty was always talking about bringing Order to a place of Lawlessness
Ikr
if you mean create laws and shiet like that, yeah it's pointless
i admire their internal lawfulness
Actually, Freedom usually talks about advancing Mankind, so they do seem to think larger than just theirselves
i guess we always look at the worst of every faction and project their image in our heads as the "norm" for that faction
kiddie wannabe soldier for duty and dumby pothead for freedom, when there's more than that
Absolutely
Although, not too sure about the Duty one
That one looks pretty accurate
droog
DrO0g
rest in peace flesh
they keep cooking but they never eat
maybe because
they are too scared to get radiation poisoning? No idea why they cooked it lol
Same, and my good bread that did not mold yet
People could use 2 faction-talk channels, one above and one below stalker-memes channel.
And if a talk gets messy, people be redirected to faction-wars lul
the real wish granter
no
Yes
Oh yes
FREEDOM PROPAGANDA
It's true
Freedom of the same thing is a lot of the same thing is a lot of the same thing is a lot of the same thing is a lot of the same thing
Freedom of freedom is a lot of freedom is a lot of freedom is a lot of freedom is a lot of freedom
fishy
homunculus slayer
Why
Because one day some Russian dude thought injecting his load into a fugging chicken egg was a good idea
And pretty much nothing happened
tis not real bruh
People lying on the internet? Nooooooo
How could they...
Also, I can feel him
Oh no
He caught the scent of the swear
Oh fuggg DDDD:
@weak crest quick edit out the swear because collector is on your tail
He will warn you and take your soul
Lol
I fear no stalker. But this thing... It scares me
stalker 2 be like
god damn it aight that convinced me
i dont even understand anything in that meme but ill download every stalker game now
gonna replay every game yay
except for clear sky i havent played that one yet
you mean clear sk :crash:... clea :crash:... c :crash: clear s :crash: clea :crash: clear sk :crash:?
@fringe maple psy fields?
Monolith chant
monolith
O monolith
Russian humor is a mystical thing
It's somehow enjoyable even for non-Russian speakers
It can be relatable for all slav memes
Eh, pretty much
^
Oh, spooktober time

Chernobylskie tarakany

It will be 5 years since TF2 haven't received any major updates.
"When?" you may ask...
NOW!
boo
For all we know, the Heavy Update will be our last
"...both likely will."
Didn't that already concern you?
Q: If the TF Team does fully cut support to TF2, will they tell the community not to expect any more updates or will they just let players sit in eternal anticipation of the next update?
A:This is a bit of a loaded question, so it will get a loaded answer: They will let players sit in eternal anticipation of the next update.
Yeah, after that they said that if TF team will find a new idea for an update, they will. They also say that's the main reason why they're not going to announce end of updates
Yeah
Q: What is Valve’s current stance on community initiative update projects?
A: Valve no longer accepts pre-made community projects for TF2. Any pre-existing project that is attempting to become an official update should be considered as invalid and trashed. We (Valve and I) agreed that loosening this policy on community projects is a very bad idea.
This is why it's taking them so long
Which is quite disappointing, seen as the TF Team basically added nothing good in the last update
Community update means ones like Invasion, Mayann, Frontline
Yeah
Invasion was so sad
Imagine getting scammed by the very community that you formed, around game you have created
?
Didn't you see what happened during development of Invasion?
Valve worked on it, 2 people from community side took all the credit and the update profit
Well, it sucked anyways, so I don't see how they could profit from it
So it's actually a Valve Update?
They did 0 work, it's the Valve had been scammed
It's the reason behind almost any bad game
Dev hell
That includes STALKER SoC aswell
Love & War was an absolutely great update
I lost my tf2 items in febuary lol
I was pretty bummed out but I want to get back in tf2 when a new update comes out
@humble haven
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😮
Another one, struck by the Collector
Я полезный 
Another soul claimed by the vengeful Collector.
Nice, it gives me some Terraria vibes
создайте мем
It makes me want to post two towers now so bad
No
I won't
Google image memes
Hi
memes mmmmmmm
🇧 🇷 🇺 🇭
i come with a pampleth from the brain scorcher




🛴



why is he screaming
"aa"

bruh
These memes were made by duty gang, who hates everyone
nah

You got it right!
good job!
Freedom and Duty BFF 4ev!~ 🌟 ✨ 💖

🙈 🙉 🙊

@night barn confused autistic screech
I could use me some Filthy Frank right now

Green Balaclava 

When someone says they want militant Slavic women stalkers in the new part. Be careful in your desires
thanks for solidarity
yw
Freedom
Duty
BFFs
You reminded me of this one furry art about stalker that I totally hate, thanks
I know, right?
Also this guy... Western spy?
There is no point in worrying. He was killed by the KGB Chimera
@weak crest According to the plot in the Call of Pripyat Zveroboy says that he tracked down the chimera that killed his friend Fox
oh, Sad :(
agreed
I knew it!
gay
...you are
....
Yea, @velvet umbra +
What....
Пацаны, Свобода круче Долга!
I can't stop laugh! Wooo! Woo...! Woo...
I remember the last time when someone called Duty gay. Worthless.
autistic Duty screech
Pazani, svoboda kruche dolga. I translated
in english... please
Okey. I said that Freedom is better than Duty. Bruh.
Cool and twisted peppers! Only in Freedom will you be appreciated and accepted as relatives! No obligatory and perfect blizzards, no morning awakenings and mi-and-inum dry law. If you are a Free Stalker, and love a free life among those same as yourself - Join our ranks.
@weak crest Oh coffins will rise in price
Merc > all

Player = Hero > everyone and everything on two legs
Dooty causes more trouble in memes channel again
Heh, as usual
nice, a meme that wasnt posted every day for the last 3 months
I see this one every day
and its not even funny
It was funny the first time I've seen it
It's still funny. I'm honestly surprised it's so overused
Hot
I noticed that i have a talent,a talent of translateing texts into furry OwO language (note that im not against furries in any shape or form),so i decided to utilise it,but i ran out of ideas on what to translate,any suggestion? only stalker things accepted,dm me the text you want translated
Laughs maniacally
dm me it and ill do it
Dweadly Awnomalies Dwangewous Mwutants,Anarchwists UwU
None of thwem will stop Dwuty on its Trwiumphant March Twowards saving the pwanet >~<
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no furries allowed
Bandits are now officially called "UwU"
^
We twhank you oh Mwonolit for reveaeing the cunning pwans of our ewnemwies to us UwU,mway wour liwght swhine down on the bwave swoldiers who gave thweir lives and swervice to your will >~< Ownwards wawiows of the Mwonolit,avange your fawen bwotherz ^~^ Bwessed be as twey are in theiwr intwewnal unwion with the Mwonowit OwO
what the fu
WE ALREADY DID
i already made the duty one
XD
BUT WAIT
i didnt spend 10 years in the zone just to get brainwashed by a god damn group of weebs
lol
c councioussness more like /a/ conciousness
lmao
Now pay some anime voice actor to read this and implement it into the game itself
@orchid scaffold please, I don't want cancer
I want it to happen to all factions but ecos
Please... dont make me suffer... please
I will
I dare, because I can just
Put on a happy face
Wear my lab coat
Magically lock the airlock
And welcome unsuspecting stalkers to my humble bunker
:)
What's one tree + an Antropomorphus Dendromutantus Vulgaris?
?
I'm no animatologist/botanist
HAH
I do microbiology
FAKE ECOLOGIST
i do microbiology
thats a fancy way to describe my pp
Martyrdom:Drop a live grenade when killed
Nice

Couldn't there be other way to humiliate Duty? Why it had to be-
ugh
This is the ultimate roast
One which they deserve for all those times they've posted that......Thing.....
It's really easy to turn down their propaganda. You just don't mention it. Duty members then will stop finding it funny to post and will just stop doing that
Or just straight away make it unfunny
Now their response will be something like "MOAR PROPAGANDA AND DUTY MEMES" because people like mentioning Duty and their propaganda
propaganda
Other way is to say DUTY so many times to the point people get sick of it
That's what basically triggered this
First, something gets popular because of spam or popularity
Then the spam continues, but popularity is lost because people don't find it funny
Last, people dislike it, popularity regulates itself and that "something" dies down
yes
"we are here to protect you from the zone , not the zone from you"
its probably 10C and they already have to wear all the warm clothes lol
Heh
god I love this channel
Ricalok
Strecardo
Че пацаны Ы.Т.АЛ.К.Е.Я?
@glad cosmos Надо же просвещать местный народ
Это точно
Wouldn't call it zoomer, I'd call it regular and weeb memes
-Man! Did you hear that?
-What are you talking about?
-Squad stumbled upon an enemy group
-OH SH!!!111
sounds of bloodshed
The settlement is captured
They aren't gen-Z. Gen-Z doesn't really have memes
"Me and the bois...." would be an example as a Gen-Z template
It's Post Millennial
There is that interphase between gen Z and millenials
Most of the modern memes come from that generation
Don't feel like that, honestly
It is like that cause I'm part of that integeneration
Too young to decide too old to not care
stalker Outpost hell yea
Katya: Why did you bring me here?
Ivan: Here is the den of flesh
Katya: Why? This is a quarry. What is flesh?
Ivan: It doesn't ... Just an animal escaped from Shapito
Katya: Let's get out of here.
Ivan: Gosling's stern silence
Katya: Listen, I don’t Leslie from Bridge to Terabithia to fantasize with you. Will we go naughty or what?
There is no place for women in the Zone
I wonder does grygorovych ever checks this place 
Probs gave up a long time ago
he hates us
appears to be a fallout 2 online reskin
There is a Fallout Online Mod
There was also NV:MP
Ik that there is NV:MP
But it died
oof
Kinda glad, but I do miss it
FO2 is quite active
The place created egos in men
go check it out it's quite fun.
Well, already installed. Time to try it out
Ah OK. Thanks for letting me know, shame that it's cancelled


when I cant read Russian or ukranian 
Do you remember Sidorovich's start dialogue?
The same stuff, just a few changes like instead of "kill Strelok" - "give me Stalker2"
And reference to the Kazaki game
ooooooooooooooooh
Cossacks 4, to be clear
dang I don't have Cossacks 4, I have everything behind that lol
I thought, that there were Cossacks 3, not Cossacks 4
Yes, but the guy told like..
"I don't know why do you want to launch Cossacks 4, but this is not my businesses"
The same reference to the Sidorovich's monologue
Sry for bad Eng, isn't my native lang
you speak great English for non-native
thx
kek
my wallpaper now.
Artefactum
Cocainum
Cadaverum
Arnold delivering one of his famous one liners in the movie "Red Heat"
@plush ice its you
It's him
It's me
Yep, it is him
Wow
YES
@noble wren lol
Vro
Onward, warriors of the Monolith. Avenge your fallen brothers. Blessed, as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith. Bring death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith


