#🤨┃stalker_memes

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covert shore
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это как у меня: я пишу "Слава Монолиту!". я в Долге. Думаю, что я в Одиночках

obtuse creek
reef hingeBOT
exotic socket
fleet drum
weak crest
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друг

weak crest
graceful fox
vocal bridge
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I won't praise

weak crest
slow olive
gray timber
south swallow
viscid heath
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Jupiter is nicely done in stalker

remote siren
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Exect for the fact that jupiter is south of zaton in call of pripyat

viscid heath
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I was checking it out recently again to admire it and compared to what i saw irl, for the things that were avaible in the past in the game development its made almost exactly the same as real thing

remote siren
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Yeah, unfortunatedly pripyat in SoC as nothing to see to the real life pripyat

viscid heath
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yeah

vocal bridge
uneven vector
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I wish pripyat was more fleshed out

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with more stuff to look through, on SoC it seems like they're rushing you through

plucky viper
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Well, because they are. The job is to get to the center, and there's no time to waste. Sure, a better option may have been to increase spawn rates for Monolith forces, but the entirety of SoC could use more polish like that.

worldly geode
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also when you enter Pripyat you walk right into a sniper gallery

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sorta makes it hard to take in the detail when you're pinned down by drunk cultists who worship the R O C C

uneven vector
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thicc bloo R O C C

velvet osprey
gloomy palm
night barn
desert anchor
weak crest
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ok

hasty crown
worldly geode
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itd be nice if i could read half of these

elfin violet
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Three stages of life:

  1. Childhood
  2. Misfire. Reload the weapon.
  3. Death
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When STALKER crashes but you wanted to quit anyway.
"Not perfect, but not horrible either"

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Call of Pripyat is 💩, Shadow of Chernobyl is better.
Oh yeah? Say that again
-beats up the guy who said SoC is better-
Bald guy (who is a fan of CS): CoP and SoC is for tards.

still marsh
weak crest
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no

elfin violet
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Military stalker: Stop, stalker! Who are you?
Me: YEET -shows Duty patch-

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here you go dude

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4 of the recent ones

neat condor
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Вот бы мне так кто-нибудь мемы с английского переводил 👀

humble haven
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-warn @hazy otter it's not allowed

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humble haven
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-purge @hazy otter 5

elfin violet
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oh shi-

remote siren
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Oh no

gloomy palm
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Well, I think it should be on consoles

gray timber
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no

elfin violet
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no

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frick consoles

weak crest
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the more places the better

elfin violet
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no

gloomy palm
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Console gamers will kill Grigorovich if he won't publish it to other consoles

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Switch doesn't count

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It's complicated

elfin violet
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>Console gamers will kill Grigorovich

Console gamers will be too busy "playing" their lesbian fart sniffing "games"

uneven vector
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There ain't enough buttons on console controllers

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if they put it on console the controls will be screwy

gloomy palm
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@elfin violet Oke, I got it that you're Console Hater

elfin violet
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<3

gloomy palm
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Peace

elfin violet
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and Love

gray timber
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anyone who has a brain will hate stalker on consoles

uneven vector
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It just won't work

lucid pagoda
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Who [REDACTED] needs stalker on consoles, if you have stalker on [REDACTED] raspberry pi

muted marten
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@lucid pagoda edit out the swears please

gloomy palm
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Stalker on raspberry pi xd

plucky viper
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As long as the port is to consoles and not from consoles, we should be OK.

gloomy palm
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Yes

uneven vector
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Hopefully

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I can't imagine stalker on consoles though

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there are too many controls for controllers

mystic oasis
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Of course it's the Freedomer with the objectively wrong opinion. Stalker has no place on a console.

gloomy palm
forest stone
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i mean if the game is a success then if they want to, they could make a console version after the pc release

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dont work on them simultaneously

gloomy palm
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That's a great idea too...

indigo kindle
weak crest
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nah nah nah everything else is virgin

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clear sky above all

mystic oasis
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Nothing but Monolith propaganda, the wish granter is just an illusion

indigo kindle
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then why u merc ?🤔

rare river
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Мат не рнкомендуется)

humble haven
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-warn @velvet osprey мат запрещен на сервере

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storm night
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@indigo kindle robbed my meme wtf

indigo kindle
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Ouch

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Lemme delet cuz im honorable

storm night
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Too late now, my friend

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The meme has settled

indigo kindle
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Sorry

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I didnt know

storm night
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It’s not even mine tbh, my friend made it

indigo kindle
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Ah so what now?

storm night
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I don’t know

indigo kindle
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Hmmm

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I dont want to get brain malaria

still marsh
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how is this on reddit r/dank memes

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i thought stalker was niche but it had its time

plush verge
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@storm night you fool, you robbed me of it first

storm night
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Everything is the property of the Monolith, my friend

lapis pagoda
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hi my russians slaves

elfin violet
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Oh yeah?

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You think you're real funny, huh?

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Ni

neat niche
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N||eighbo||rs

livid tree
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nice meme

patent galleon
gray timber
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I'm heading north into Pripyat and I need your strongest artifacts

mystic oasis
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You can't handle my artifacts, they're too strong for you.

south swallow
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST ARTIFACTS...NOONE CAN...MY STRONGEST ARTIFACTS ARE FIT FOR A MONOLITH LET ALONE A MAN

stable mirage
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@gray timber Pripyat is a pretty dangerous place and I'm in monolith so that's saying something.

exotic ridge
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Oh My Good God

lilac tundra
tiny jungle
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Это Вова Вист?

gray timber
weak crest
velvet osprey
dry oak
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I can't understand any of those but they look funny enough 👌🏼

plucky viper
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In order:
Gone to the barbershop
Good mornings don't exist
Controllers growing
When friends only started playing STALKER after the Chernobyl series: "you're all young. I have so much to teach you"
Someone: "you can't hear a picture" Me:

  • Sidorovich I got a wounded guy
  • Wait
  • 1920
  • 2000
  • 2105
  • Sidorovich we lost him
  • This is the ZONE bro
    Damn, Cardan!!!
    Stalkers divide into four types: 1) Have 500 rubles for passage. 2) Let's have some fun. 3) Screw that. I'll go around. 4) Let's run through electra.

Do correct me if you can come up with better translations.

dry oak
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Nice thanks!

weak crest
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Bless these translators.

broken vine
latent basin
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гопак

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любитель майнкрафта и уп

weak crest
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:')

long dust
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this made me laugh for some dumb reason

indigo kindle
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At least you never run out of weapons

weak crest
weak crest
still marsh
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enimies do not shoot head only body comrade

neat niche
lilac tundra
orchid scaffold
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aww

charred owl
weak crest
weak crest
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russian comedy is a mystery bigger than the zone itself

remote siren
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Maybe is the fact that we dont understand russian and we considered this has a mistery yet to discover

elfin violet
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STALKERs on 1st January
You got mineral water?
-throws up in his seva helmet-
Okay, I get it.

livid tree
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maybe it's a joke about getting wasted on new year's, idk

elfin violet
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ya

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seems like it

weak crest
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yes it is comrade

sturdy imp
frigid depot
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Казалось бы... 🤔

harsh swan
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That's the PEAK COMEDY

weak crest
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.. why do I like it?

feral musk
elfin violet
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//<

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I will be CUTE, y'all mfers jealous.

weak crest
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You'll never be as pretty as her

weak crest
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when you join the army and sent to the zone

weak crest
remote siren
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Snorks in X-18 in a nutshell

elfin violet
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tfw no snork gf to cuddle with and listen to psydog howls at night

fair condor
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feelsbadstalker

night barn
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Who doesn't like fake propaganda?

void shadow
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What you think about fake propaganda?

weak crest
weak talon
rugged onyx
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damn...
i wish i could speak russian xD

still marsh
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thats why im learning it

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we need to protect the zone

elfin violet
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this why freedom is bad

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they'll let in all the thots 😤

remote siren
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Wheres Duty when we need it?

still marsh
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marching to pripyat

remote siren
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Oh, thats right

viscid heath
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Bandits better capture the thots

still marsh
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thats their whole job

velvet osprey
torn jay
remote siren
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The best adaptation

stone zodiac
weak crest
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oh no

still marsh
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the perfect adress dosent exi......... 69cordon street

steel marlin
still marsh
weak crest
supple peak
north peak
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Видосики Бэбэя🙄

clever ice
weak crest
north peak
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Когда смеяться?

subtle hamlet
dawn ibex
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Please don't dox my great grandfather, thanks

velvet osprey
dawn ibex
stable mirage
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Why

novel pendant
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Time traveler: You're playing Stalker SOC ?

Me: Yes, and it's my favourite

Time traveler: My favourite are Stalker 4 and 5

Me:

orchid scaffold
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nice

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although I'd just add something like Stalker 2 Shadow of Pripyat

novel pendant
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lmao

tacit ginkgo
past vine
tight grotto
weak crest
covert shore
worldly nimbus
torn jay
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Thank you GSC Game World, very cool

gloomy palm
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XD

tacit ginkgo
gloomy palm
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Holy ravioli with horseradish sauce

weak crest
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@vivid fiber, warn?

remote siren
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Wait wait wait, where are the other mods?

weak crest
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ok, i give him warn

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-warn @limpid pelican nsfw

reef hingeBOT
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remote siren
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Thanks

trim scroll
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Thanks

orchid scaffold
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^

gloomy palm
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Sum good stalker meme

elfin violet
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tf

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what happened, mods tripping again or a real rulebreak

weak crest
elfin violet
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ye sure

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J F L
F
L

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ye, they tripping

gloomy palm
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@elfin violet one guy sent a knight costume with a d

elfin violet
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Yes, a fake plush dicc

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it ain't the real skin one so what's the problem

remote siren
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Isnt it counts as a NSFW thing?

elfin violet
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if you pull your pants down and look down you'll see a dicc too, so what, you gonna axe it off too?

gloomy palm
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I don't know what's your problem, but okay

elfin violet
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it wasn't a real dicc, I don't see the problem

gloomy palm
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But also, it wasn't stalker meme, tho

elfin violet
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this is the only valid arguement

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that it's not a stalker meme

gloomy palm
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You can always ask this mod, why he got warned

elfin violet
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ye, bruv, and you can always ask the chinese government why they arrested that man

weak crest
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🔈

gloomy palm
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Like, DM him, or ask right here, right now

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@elfin violet Ok, so this mod asked: "Should I warn this guy?" Most of the stalkers gave + (sorry for ping)

elfin violet
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bruh, don't be sorry

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just ping me lmao, what am I gonna do

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I only saw one guy give a "+" my dude plz

gloomy palm
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I dunno, mod said that

elfin violet
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ofc mod said that

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because they love to trip 😎

remote siren
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Thecnically, the warn was just for the memes nothing more from that

elfin violet
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bruh at least it's not a ban

gloomy palm
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They warn, if it's nsfw

versed pike
elfin violet
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speaking of bans

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now THAT, is a bruh moment, who's the sneaky fagola who did it lmao

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literally chinese government

weak crest
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mfw Monolit is the strongest faction 👀 👀

weak crest
weak crest
remote siren
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Now i feel like Nitro in Rostok

heavy mason
dawn ibex
trim scroll
simple granite
weak crest
trim scroll
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Looks soo strange

weak crest
exotic ridge
stable mirage
weak crest
exotic ridge
sly wharf
hardy sequoia
tight grotto
weak crest
weak crest
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young sidor

severe willow
stable mirage
bold mango
weak crest
patent galleon
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If only that was true....

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Imagine how much the popularity of Stalker would grow if Poods did the thing.

remote siren
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This place will be active once again

stuck geyser
weak crest
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also comes with ammo $999 per 30 rounds

sage dirge
weak crest
trim scroll
remote siren
pearl bridge
midnight jungle
pearl bridge
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)

muted marten
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@weak crest try to not send memes like that

weak crest
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Bruh...

muted marten
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yes sadly

patent galleon
harsh swan
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Wait, that isn't Misery

patent galleon
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Correctomando

patent galleon
weak crest
clear radish
livid night
sage dirge
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Кореш, помоги !

sage dirge
drowsy flame
weak crest
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LMAO

brittle rover
civic current
weak crest
faint portal
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this....is blyatiful...

weak crest
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pls no anime stalker Lmao

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stalker
anime
pick one

patent galleon
remote siren
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Boar after Degtyarev investigated Skat-1: Aw heck, here we go again

weak crest
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pro tip, you can use bolts to detect mines. if you hear a trigger sound then there's a mine there

weak crest
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whoever didn't figure that out is dumber than the bandits

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this post was made by mercenary gang

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@weak crest GWseremePeepoGGERS

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Шо не узнал

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Угу

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Огорчает

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Бывает

past terrace
sage dirge
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😂

tiny jungle
tender marsh
stone zodiac
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For the mines you just look at the blast marks on the ground and follow them

ebon wind
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Yos

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Move from black spot to another

forest stone
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On the earlier discussion about the minefield in c.o.p. :

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1, the mines are literally shown on the minimap as dark patches
2, just run on the right edge of the fence. If i recall correctly it works.

night barn
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You can actually just walk on the concrete road

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Can't place mines where there's a road

weak crest
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@tender marsh old finnish comedy is funny as damn

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uuno turhapuro etc

past terrace
north peak
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sidorovich уходи, не мозоль глаза

full wagon
rugged onyx
long dust
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Misses the point of the asval

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Its a weapon meant for close range stealth

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There is nothing close range or stealth about a fucking grenade launcher

indigo kindle
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whispers edit the bad word bro... They are watching....👁

hasty crown
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But where does the bayonet go?!

north peak
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Grenades are better than grenade launchershp

ebon wind
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Bayonet launchers are the best

weak crest
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grenade launcher-launcher?

indigo kindle
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Still Vodka Launcher is the best

north peak
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Maslina launcherhmm_cheeki

peak anvil
feral musk
violet tangle
weak crest
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Nodonodhahaha

weak crest
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nuked

graceful fox
buoyant walrus
buoyant walrus
forest stone
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Me showing up at the bridge to limansk after going back to sell my 50k+ loot and buy as many firearms and explosives as i can carry

📎 unknown.gif
patent galleon
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Clear Sky, oh boy

weak crest
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So we back in the old mines

sand current
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UT

past terrace
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Creeper?

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Aww maan

tiny jungle
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We will be banned for spam, but....

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So we back in the mine

past terrace
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I gonna swing it side to side side side to side..

ebon wind
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Bloodsucker

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Aww man

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So we back in Skadovsk

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Got our shooter shootin from side to side

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Side side to side

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This task a grueling one

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Hope to find some artifacts tonight night night

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Artifacts tonight

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Masks up

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U hear a sound, turn around and look up

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Radiation fills your body

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Oh no its u again i could never forget those eyes eyes eyes

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Eyes eyes eyes eyes

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Coz stalker tonight bloodsuckers try to steal all your blood again

sly wharf
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3 years ago on call of Pripyat vanilla.
Use to farm like 6 hours a day.
Go to Yanov, Kill all bandits at that post just down the road of Yanov station, take all the weapons(had to use my exo and meds for more weight boost) fix them for free in Pripyat(3rd zone), travel back to Yanov and sell them. Probs was around 3 months of grinding idk why, I didn’t even need all this cash.

📎 image0.jpg
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All that RU yet nothing to buy with it :(

ebon wind
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Epic gamer moment

indigo kindle
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I wousl say a bruh moment

limpid pelican
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0 medkits

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maybe spend some money on a couple of those

stone zodiac
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impressive but ouch too

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3 months

oak rampart
amber snow
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Oh god my head hurts from seeing that

weak crest
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im working on a Revenge Stalker parody

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it is going to be cursed AF

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i did it,where should i share it?

muted marten
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soundcloud

weak crest
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only the lyrics is done,not the audio

muted marten
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then just post it in offtop or fanart i guess

weak crest
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My favorite part was when he pulled the trigger six times

lunar steeple
weak crest
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JOIN D00TY

simple granite
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@lunar steeple Why is your name Abdul in Morse code?

lunar steeple
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because yes

solar lagoon
valid edge
north peak
stone zodiac
real imp
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Better rostok

stone zodiac
simple granite
weak crest
weak crest
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Sidorovich is my hero because he bought all of my artifacts with 90% of its price.

hasty crown
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All artifacts by the price of 90% of 1 artifact

weak crest
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Yep, and as I recall Sakharov will buy 80% and others just take 60%. Money, dear boys.

night viper
weak crest
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*Loading 12x70 shot in the distance

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The snorks really hate buckshot for sure.

plucky viper
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X-16 be like

exotic ridge
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👌 smile_strelok

simple granite
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👌🏻

devout pilot
weak crest
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You're too heavily loaded to continue.

neat condor
exotic ridge
amber snow
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The only thing youll hit with that mini gun is a bugsplat crash

weak crest
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Minigun too OP, pls nerf.

ancient harbor
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Когда открыл консерву ножом и слизываешь оставшееся на лезвии мясо.

📎 IMG_20190731_191753.jpg
weak crest
full coral
weak crest
topaz cave
solar lagoon
patent galleon
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What every stalker blasts when he fully upgrades his PKM:

weak crest
vocal bridge
lunar steeple
plucky viper
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Should be Clear Sky tbh

weak crest
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yeah

remote siren
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Yep

weak crest
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If it was freedom it would be on April 20th

solar lagoon
humble haven
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-warn @weak crest swearing is not allowed on the server, even with pictures

reef hingeBOT
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weak crest
hazy niche
weak crest
weak crest
remote siren
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Two of them are a repost

weak crest
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you're a repost

weak crest
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i was a repost

neat condor
stable mirage
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@weak crest Woah

weak crest
stable mirage
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uh

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how do I respond

weak crest
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good enough

stable mirage
weak crest
stable mirage
weak crest
rose whale
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Bruh i understand vodka, sausages and canned tuna fish in the zone (resources are scarce) but where do they get monster energy?

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I mean i wouldn't complain monster energy tastes really good

muted marten
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kiev isnt far

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only like 90km

gray timber
versed pike
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Haha

sturdy imp
weak crest
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too small,cant read

orchid scaffold
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"stalker 2 will come out"

weak crest
sturdy imp
vocal bridge
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a

neat condor
weak crest
ebon wind
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Because pornhub has SFW category with stuff like that?

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U can find whole films, like shrek 2

weak crest
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amazing

orchid scaffold
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you can find every mlp episode on ph

night barn
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And it's kinda an alternative to YouTube

orchid scaffold
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yeah

weak crest
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why

humble haven
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-warn @neat condor swearing is not allowed on the server

reef hingeBOT
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humble haven
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Even on pictures

lunar steeple
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frick frick heck heck

weak crest
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p o o p

lunar steeple
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wee wee juice

neat condor
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Пол дня искал этот мемас чтобы его просто взяли и удалили feels_bad_stalk

weak crest
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shto

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ja nie palimaju

ebon wind
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Poopoopeepee

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Put my pp in ur poo hole

weak crest
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what

buoyant walrus
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palimaju?

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ponimayu

versed pike
weak crest
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me after i get out of a vortex anomaly

versed pike
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XD

ebon wind
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What the hell is vortex anomaly?

neat condor
weak crest
rugged onyx
weak crest
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https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Vortex @ebon wind

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Wiki
Vortex

The Vortex is a type of anomaly appearing in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat. Alongside with its cousin, they are the first and most common anomalies in the...

ebon wind
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@weak crest asking cause i dont know English names of anomalies. This one is for example Wyżymaczka for me

indigo kindle
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Polska nazwa trudna nazwa

weak crest
stable mirage
weak crest
night viper
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Galareta

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Spalony puch

ebon wind
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Wiedźmi kisiel

weak crest
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tfw fruit punch is literally called jelly in polish

limpid pelican
outer axle
weak crest
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hah

exotic ridge
livid night
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smile_degtyarev 👌

stable mirage
stable mirage
weak crest
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what do you mean by new

muted marten
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It means add literally anything

frail plaza
faint portal
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did you mean to write Sinep?

livid night
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To wipe

limpid pelican
weak crest
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Humanity is corrupt, mankind must be controlled.

stable mirage
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@frail plaza honestly that's a funny joke

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I just just realized you wrote something in it. I thought you posted it with no edits on it

weak crest
mystic silo
exotic ridge
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Баян

stone zodiac
orchid scaffold
livid night
muted marten
heavy mason
weak crest
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my friends added some stuff aswell

night barn
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Duty saying they're gay?

weak crest
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duty be like

im gay and i biss and shiz all over the place

limpid pelican
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he said a bad word!

night barn
weak crest
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doody

livid night
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When you duty

gray timber
weak crest
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*JOIN DUTY INTENSIFIES

livid night
cosmic pike
weak crest
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roblox duty

boreal star
indigo kindle
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This DR earman is Jerzy Urban

orchid scaffold
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Yeah

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Your not friendly, neighbourhood commie

ripe ingot
weak crest
#

The most deadliest YEET. Ever.

orchid scaffold
#

Exactly

weak crest
#

If that's Clear Sky, I'm not even that surprised. Wait, is that a modded or vanilla one?

night barn
#

Modded

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Chimeras don't appear in the Great Swamps

orchid scaffold
#

Yeah

indigo kindle
#

But chimeras dont jump that far dont they?

weak crest
#

They can.

night barn
#

Nope, they don't

weak crest
#

But they still take a ton load of weapon to take out.

indigo kindle
#

A knife...

night barn
#

Technically, we're trespassing into their territory

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So it's better to just let them be and avoid all the bloodshed

indigo kindle
#

Or kill them to get their parts for cash smile_strelok 👌

muted marten
#

Thats the stupid freedom way

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Everyone else goes in

night barn
#

Of course it is

patent galleon
#

when you have no rupture res

#

killed in one chimera leap

indigo kindle
#

Depends in wich game/mod

weak crest
#

That bugged RMB one-hit knife is still in CS, right?

patent galleon
#

yu

indigo kindle
#

Not sure never played CS

weak crest
#

It was so OP back at SoC

night barn
#

Oof

patent galleon
#

I have and it is

muted marten
#

Woah therw

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What did you just typed

indigo kindle
#

Yea

muted marten
#

Reason?

indigo kindle
#

Dont have a legal copy

gray timber
#

rutracker is your friend

#

sergiy be damned

weak crest
#

Rutracker?

gray timber
#

site for torrents

indigo kindle
#

Stalker is one series that i have that much respect to buy it

night barn
#

Yeah

muted marten
#

But you still havent purchased it lmao

night barn
#

Besides, it's only 5 bucks

gray timber
#

youre just funding his ferraris and underpaid employees

night barn
#

And 5 bucks to GSC are 5 bucks well spent

gray timber
#

its not like you cant buy it later anyway

weak crest
#

pls help fund stalker 2

#

For STALKER 2!

indigo kindle
#

Well yea but i woudnt played it either way or would play only once at least for now

muted marten
indigo kindle
#

True

night barn
#

True

stone zodiac
weak crest
#

you covered my addition WAAAAA

stable mirage
#

He fixed my spelling mistake

weak crest
#

bruh

stable mirage
#

gotem

#

no no no no no not on my block

vagrant heart
#

Ok I delete

stable mirage
#

what a madlad

#

he did it

north glade
#

remove duty

stone zodiac
#

duty is the big f

livid night
#

RATATOUILLE! You monster, unforgiving pathetic move

stone zodiac
#

Just unkill him

#

you must edit for victory

patent galleon
#

rat chef

stone zodiac
#

@stable mirage

patent galleon
#

screw both of ya'll, loners ftw

graceful fox
#

Every faction > Duty

#

Hating on duty is a meme at this point

weak crest
#

made that 2017 ish

graceful fox
#

lol

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Couldnt get enough Cheeki breeki

weak crest
#

cheeki breeki

livid night
graceful fox
#

lol

#

Actually, I will make my meme a little better

livid night
#

Waitin'

#

We need more of this repost meme

graceful fox
graceful fox
#

Men

#

I have joined the ranks

livid night
#

?

graceful fox
#

I added something new

livid night
#

Bandit patch?

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Some face on invalid cat

#

Bruh

graceful fox
#

Yes. I know, nothing much

livid night
#

NEED TO COVER THIS IN SHITPOST

graceful fox
#

lmfao

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Aight, I shall make this... even worse

livid night
#

Shit man, i added enormous pics

graceful fox
#

Lmfao, Ricardo

livid night
#

I will not re-doing this

graceful fox
#

I think is is enough... we cant add anything anymore

livid night
#

Waiting for another

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Well

#

I think, they will find, or we will do another pic

graceful fox
#

Why dont we, have a pic like this

livid night
graceful fox
#

Eh, why not

livid night
#

Add ur stuff

graceful fox
weak crest
graceful fox
woeful minnow
stuck geyser
#

@bright adder +1 ban

stable mirage
#

@stone zodiac your a disgrace to the zone.

stuck geyser
#

Bad words

#

That F and R word

frigid depot
exotic ridge
#

🤔

ripe ingot
weak crest
#

Be careful when you sleep!

south swallow
stone zodiac
#

@stable mirage I'm a disgrace to more than the zone 😎

stable mirage
#

gottme

weak crest
#

S

weak crest
amber snow
orchid scaffold
#

yes

hexed phoenix
#

Join bandits

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Or mercanaries

stable mirage
#

Why would I join bandits of mercenaries, If I would want to get shot I would join Monolith. At least they have exoskeletons.

ripe ingot
#

exo mercs are a thing

ripe ingot
#

Their relation to Freedom and Bandits varies from mod to mod but if they're neutral with both it's a solid choice

wheat ember
#

I mean, in the original lore mercenaries weren't realy a faction but a general term used to describe PMC's who came to the zone for various reasons

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Therefore their attitude toward other stalkers varied from group to group

#

I'd say it would just make sense for them to be neutral towards other factions since they don't really look for troubles they just mind their own buisness and get paid for it

orchid scaffold
#

Yeah

amber snow
#

Yeah thats true
They do have some nice gear too

orchid scaffold
#

Because they're PMCs, that's the norm between them

weak crest
#

Bandits the worst

#

worst faction, best music tho

muted marten
#

renegades?

ripe ingot
#

renegades better than bandits
lmao nice meme

supple peak
weak crest
#

Гани 138 рублей

bronze flint
#

opa cheeki breeki comrades :^)

night barn
#

It's just that there's not a lot of information about Renegades out there

#

Had to ask Rock what their goal was, but they're basically Stalkers who are so bad, they even got kicked out of Bandit groups

#

Being outcasts of the Zone, they seek for payback and to also earn a pretty penny

muted marten
#

You really asked the magic wish granting rock what the goals of the renegades were smh

night barn
#

For the RP, of course

night barn
#

Renegades renegades

Rumors speak of a small order of outcasts, hailing from all sorts of factions and groups of the Zone. Seen how not even Bandit gangs want to stick around these stalkers, its reasonable to assume that Renegades consist out of the worst and meanest scumbags of the Zone. Sick of the rites of all of the factions, they seek to have payback for exiling them from the faction they previously belonged to, whilst also trying to prey on any unlucky lone stalker who crosses their path.
stone zodiac
#

Renegades are just gay bandits

neat condor
gray timber
young onyx
trim scroll
#

Translate: Degtyarev where our food!

weak crest
obsidian yacht
velvet osprey
solar lagoon
weak crest
#

Damn son, these days in the Zone sure did a heavy toll on the stalkers there...

stable mirage
weak crest
#

same

stone zodiac
#

repost this but every time add something new

muted marten
stone zodiac
#

this is a very clever joke that I appreciate. Thank you Jester.

muted marten
#

damn i messed up, its supposed to be with 1 l

stone zodiac
#

still clever

muted marten
#

))

stone zodiac
#

I made it a bit better

graceful fox
vagrant heart
faint portal
#

n i c e

indigo kindle
#

n i c e

real imp
orchid scaffold
#

U wot

orchid scaffold
#

Made in 10 mins. Im proud of it

muted marten
#

mustve been hard

orchid scaffold
#

With very twitchy fingers? Pretty much (still wasn't)

arctic fern
real imp
#

You just destroyed my 3 min edit @orchid scaffold

#

How dare you

orchid scaffold
#

Hehehe

real imp
#

Damn ecos

orchid scaffold
#

We're still better than you dead fanatics

muted marten
#

they evolved to monolit

#

aka actually did something

orchid scaffold
#

Well, yeah. Gave an experimental weapon and supplied their ranks

north glade
#

becoming zone muslims
E V O L V I N G

weak crest
#

LEL

orchid scaffold
thorny quest
marsh grotto
weak crest
orchid scaffold
#

"Aquired for research purposes"

weak crest
#

Mah meme

#

Nice meme @weak crest

weak crest
#

^ That's me after Red Forest.

paper wyvern
south swallow
#

Boiler on master difficulty be like ^

stone zodiac
#

step literally one step

die

weak crest
#

These Whirligig is too OP. Especially in CS vanilla.

lilac tundra
velvet osprey
ripe ingot
#

@weak crest There's a lot of mods that give you a real chance of escaping them unharmed, surprisingly MISERY/Dead Air/Anomaly does that whereas they make nearly everything else harder

#

they delay the explosion for about 5 seconds from when it was triggered so you get slung back and forth a few times before the explosion and if you jump at just the right moment you'll be freed

patent galleon
#

Imagine muslims populating the Zone

weak crest
#

basically monolith

open oar
#

Shut up heretic

stone zodiac
#

What are you, a statue? If you've got something spill the beans. If not? Take a hike.

north glade
#

Careful Owl, last time you talked trash you got a bullet smile_strelok

gentle aspen
graceful fox
#

He must get out of here

livid night
weak crest
weak crest
harsh swan
#

Nay M'lord

orchid scaffold
#

Nah b

muted marten
#

sure thing

#

so poor its not even all white

#

lame

amber snow
#

Bruh what kind of flash nade is that?

livid tree
#

russian

muted marten
#

dont swear

harsh swan
#

omg that's horrible

#

how can u use that

amber snow
#

Looks like a gears bolo grenade

muted marten
#

some people use it because they have issues with their eyes and the dark theme makes it bad for them

weak crest
#

AAAAA white theme

ripe ingot
#

white theme is so bright it will cause eye problems if you don't use a screen tinting app

muted marten
#

im not 15mm away from my monitor so it doesnt really hurt

harsh swan
#

White theme is actually unhealthier if you have another light in your room as they eyes tire with two different sources of light with different power

muted marten
#

welp i still have like 9more minutes with it

ripe ingot
#

f.lux, the most popular screen tinting application, states otherwise and cites research

#

It gets more tinted at night because it assumes you'll have less ambient light in your room

#

also if my eyes are adjusted to darkness I can't even look at my monitor for a while if it's untinted

#

feels like I'm a vampire being exposed to sunlight

muted marten
#

i can go from very dark to very bright without hurting my eyes pretty fast

ripe ingot
muted marten
#

white theme>stupid programs that actually do useful things

graceful fox
#

indeed

weak crest
orchid scaffold
weak crest
#

You thief

orchid scaffold
#

Oh yeah, Sakharov with AK. He's just magnificent

ripe ingot
paper wyvern
#

@amber snow i believe it is called a 'Zarya'

amber snow
#

Cool thanks dude

muted marten
#

@ripe ingot still have it on btw

#

Looks better on mobile

night barn
#

My eyes are burning just from that picture alone

muted marten
#

@night barn

orchid scaffold
#

Ouch

night barn
#

That's painful

muted marten
#

Highey aint

#

Maybe im used to it

night barn
#

I haven't even touched my brightness settings

muted marten
#

I never really do

#

Tho im gonna headout now so gn

night barn
#

See ya later

ripe ingot
#

absolute madman

weak crest
#

3480 notifications

runic whale
#

@muted marten 3481 notification

muted marten
#

3482 atm

weak crest
muted marten
#

no idea if that meme actually looks different on dark theme

#

but nice one

weak crest
muted marten
#

lmao what the heck

weak crest
#

hehe

muted marten
#

thats amazing

weak crest
#

yes

bold mango
#

Banned

#

)

harsh swan
#

Babbed

night barn
#

Ew light theme

muted marten
#

light

ripe ingot
muted marten
#

nah its fine lmao

weak crest
zealous flax
zealous flax
tiny jungle
#

Майн топ

#

Без шуток

zealous flax
#

Я сам рисовал эти модельки

tiny jungle
#

Круто, молодец)

zealous flax
#

Спасибо

tiny jungle
#

Мне кажется перчатки им бы не помешали

zealous flax
#

Без проблем, могу дорисовать

tiny jungle
#

Но это твое дело, все равно круто

zealous flax
#

Хочешь скину тебе в лс пару моделек?

tiny jungle
#

@zealous flax да, давай

harsh swan
#

-warn @weak crest Swearing is not allowed.

reef hingeBOT
#
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weak crest
autumn root
weak crest
zealous flax
zealous flax
weak crest
plucky viper
weak crest
#

Kick ass

sweet onyx
#

Why yes, I love BILDY, how could you tell?

weak crest
velvet umbra
#

Mhhh... Chicken... Reminds me about борне сулиново and me last visit there

rugged locust
gray timber
#

F

gray timber
#

its Vova Vist

ebon wind
#

Who is he?

#

BUT WHO IS HE!?

lunar steeple
#

VOVA VIST FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS

weak crest
#

@ebon wind his a hero of Ukraine

gray timber
#

vova vist is a hero

#

and he shall always be remembered

west cradle
#

i still don't understand

gentle aspen
muted marten
#

Shame

gray timber
#

vova vist is a russian meme because a russian reviewer / streamer played CS and spent 2 hours dying to the cordon MG, when he finally killed him he checked his body and his name was Vova Vist

#

so hes been immortalized as the hero of ukraine

weak crest
#

Rip Vova Vist

weak crest
weak crest
#

F

orchid scaffold
#

F

night barn
#

F

marsh grotto
#

F

zealous flax
weak crest
#

@zealous flax объясните мне суть этого места пожалуйста

#

Я его уже 4 раз вижу и так и не понял его смысл

neat condor
#

Введи на Ютубе: гоблин и свиньи

graceful fox
#

F

covert shore
#

@neat condor хыхыхы

#

открыл видео на 4-х вкладках

#

умирать

vocal bridge
#

А в Афганскую войну

solar lagoon
velvet umbra
#

You mean "Vadim Sportowiec"?

weak crest
graceful fox
#

F

weak crest
#

F

graceful fox
#

Now what next? Vova Vists ghost in STALKER 2?

young onyx
velvet umbra
#

No, his unpickable PKM ghost trying to kill you while singing "Tribute to Vova Vist"

orchid scaffold
#

Yes

#

Possessed Vova Vist PKM

vagrant solstice
weak crest
celest void
#

lul

weak crest
#

i need that texture pack

limpid pelican
#

vano is photoshopped in
he is in front of the smoke but hes behind the fire

weak crest
#

i just looked up stalker texture pack

#

and this is more horror than the original

#

also miracle machine that may be just a texture pack thing

#

i think you can make it do that

lunar steeple
#

end portal miracle machine

#

DANGEROUS MUTANTS

graceful fox
#

NOW THAT IS AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

marsh grotto
#

@lunar steeple ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS...

indigo kindle
#

everyone of them can wipe duty from the zone.

halcyon sail
#

Misery money grinding be like where are those mutants

velvet umbra
#

Me in CS equiped with 69 first aid kits, 420 bandages and upgraded SEVA suit with 5 night stars fighting only with knife:
I see no god here except me

muted marten
#

would be lucky to get more than 10 bandages in clear sky

night barn
#

True

velvet umbra
vocal bridge
#

rip vova vict

#

😭 F

true hemlock
#

if she breathes

#

she is a thot

#

goddamn 10 second slow mode can eat my ass

amber snow
#

Playing misery mod be like
Can i have some weed please?

weak crest
graceful fox
#

EMISSION IS ABOUT TO HIT

stone zodiac
#

When?

graceful fox
#

NOW.

amber snow
lunar steeple
#

grinding money in dead air be like
where are them rng stashes
(seriously i got mad rich by just finding some ultra expensive thing that helps you go into hottest hot zones in the map)

weak crest
ripe ingot
velvet osprey
weak crest
#

bruh

#

english pleaseeee

harsh swan
#

A lot of memes

weak crest
#

translation pls