#⭐┃nospoilers_general

1 messages · Page 1073 of 1

viral bobcat
#

one of them

grand pendant
#

Rather 'true' than good though

finite dragon
#

Ehh

viral bobcat
#

yeah, the true ending is canon in ST universe

finite dragon
#

Its my ending

#

What an amazing game

#

tops a lot of modern aaa titles

#

i love it

viral bobcat
#

don't worry, you can load your previous saves if you missed something

finite dragon
#

and i had clear sky pre-installed so i can just jump right into more stalker smile_strelok

grand pendant
#

You could download a save after x19 and try to get the true ending

finite dragon
#

i have a save a bit back

#

but it's fine

#

its a lot of work for a video

#

at the end of the day

#

this was my first ending

grand pendant
#

Congratulations my dude

finite dragon
#

thank you slyth

#

(:

grand pendant
finite dragon
#

i beat the game
epic

#

i will play the game again soon

#

still have some unanswered questions i dont just want to read off of a wiki

#

and ill get into the probable hell that is modding

grand pendant
#

Wise choice, wiki isn't always the best source of info

finite dragon
#

i first saw the game was 20$ and i was really confused

#

worth every penny

#

yup

neat hare
#

@finite dragon congrats man

finite dragon
#

thanks

viral bobcat
grand pendant
neat hare
#

Just try to remenber the exits next time you go to the brainscorcher

finite dragon
neat hare
finite dragon
#

i'm totally going freedom my next playthrough

#

i did duty solely for the gameplay benefits

viral bobcat
#

the fckn PP is a maze

finite dragon
#

cnpp?

viral bobcat
#

sarcophagus

finite dragon
#

oh

#

it wasn't that bad for me

neat hare
#

Its even more of a maze in real life

finite dragon
#

it was linear, no?

#

just walk forward

neat hare
#

I am not really sure How the workers knew where everything was

viral bobcat
#

it's a maze when your suit is broken and get poisoned by radioactive

neat hare
#

The cnpp is a maze in real life

#

As well

finite dragon
#

@viral bobcat everything is a maze when you're seeing everything like 5 times

grand pendant
#

There are like 2 exos in the Sarcophagus, you are safe talking about suits

viral bobcat
#

the wiki didnt say that

finite dragon
#

i wish i could exist the sarcophagus but idc anymore i just need to learn to save before i enter the cnpp

viral bobcat
#

Rad_Sign_Heart pripyat precisely

neat hare
#

did you guys learn about the fire that spread through the exclusion zone recently ?

grand pendant
#

the wiki didnt say that
What's that?

neat hare
#

It burned down most of the wooden buildings

#

its sad

finite dragon
#

yup

viral bobcat
#

What's that?
basically a fandom wiki of stalker

neat hare
#

Imagine reading the Wiki on your first playthrough

#

Just do it like i did

grand pendant
#

basically a fandom wiki of stalker
Right, i meant what the wiki didn't say

viral bobcat
#

it's like 10% of my 1st playthrough

neat hare
#

And get absolutely demolished by the game until you learn stuff

viral bobcat
#

i did that after turning off the brain scorcher

#

will learn more new stuff if the devs just reveal some information related to ST2 hello

finite dragon
#

should i watch the true ending since its the canon one

neat hare
#

Dont watch it

#

Play the game yourself

#

And get the good ending

finite dragon
#

You sure? Seems like a lot of work to do so you can watch a video

neat hare
#

Its not that much work

#

You only need to do some events in a certain order

viral bobcat
#

it doesnt matter, go ahead and play CS instead

finite dragon
#

ty

neat hare
#

Shut

viral bobcat
finite dragon
#

I just don't want to not understand things im supposed to in cs

neat hare
#

cs is a prequel

grand pendant
#

should i watch the true ending since its the canon one
You could simply download a save after turning off the scorcher and continue from there, it'll take max 2 hours

neat hare
#

1 hour If you are a speedrunner

finite dragon
#

i appreciate the advice but i don't think im gonna

grand pendant
#

Up to you

neat hare
#

REEEEEEEEE

finite dragon
#

lol

neat hare
#

yea

finite dragon
#

my least favorite part of the game was my first experience with the controller

#

yikes my ears

neat hare
#

Its even worse in some mods

#

Where they replace the noise with static or make It even louder

fleet canyon
#

my least favorite part of the game was my first experience with the controller
@finite dragon in agroprom?

#

Yeah I shat myself

#

Was the big afraid

past shuttle
#

hey

#

@finite dragon

#

which ending you got?

neat hare
#

The one where strelok became blind

past shuttle
#

wish granter...

neat hare
#

Yes

#

Thats the ending he got

finite dragon
#

yoooo

#

its my boy nimble

#

in clear sky

past shuttle
#

hey bro

#

@finite dragon

#

how was your first experience of controller?

finite dragon
#

lol

#

scary

past shuttle
#

changing factions?

finite dragon
#

yeah probably

neat hare
neat hare
#

I Wonder what the sunrise suit will look like in stalker 2

finite dragon
#

i wonder what stalker 2 will look like in stalker 2

#

for real though im more interested in the story than the game

viral bobcat
#

sseth said the game story sucks d

rancid coyote
viral bobcat
#

never read the novels tho

tired anvil
#

Who cares what a reviewer says though

pseudo rivet
#

Reviewers say a lot of things

tired anvil
#

Just look at GmanLives smile_scar

pseudo rivet
#

Heh

neat hare
#

hes a retard

#

The only reviewer i watch is sseth

rancid coyote
#

I'd recomend MandaloreGaming

#

but yeah, Gman

#

holy cow

tired anvil
#

Aka Seth's 2nd channel smile_scar

rancid coyote
neat hare
#

Imagine being a spetnaz operator and getting assigned to a mission in the zone

#

That would suck

rancid coyote
#

definitely

#

it's kinda like 'Nam

#

being military stalker also sucks

#

you were normal stalker, you got arrested and forced to work for military

pseudo rivet
#

Arrested?

tired anvil
#

You mean hired?

pseudo rivet
#

Contracted

neat hare
#

it's kinda like 'Nam
@rancid coyote but in ukraine with mutants and radiation and deadly anomalies

viral bobcat
#

major degtyarov?

pseudo rivet
#

He also was a former Stalker

rancid coyote
#

it kind of depends

pseudo rivet
#

And now he's already a Major in the USS

viral bobcat
#

it depends bro

pseudo rivet
rancid coyote
#

wait

viral bobcat
#

if im not wrong he didnt accept that position

rancid coyote
#

we know anything about Degtaryev besides he was born in Pripyat in iirc 83?

pseudo rivet
#

It's never said

viral bobcat
#

degtyarev also mentioned in the novel

tired anvil
#

I feel like nettle getting this info from his books

pseudo rivet
#

Novel non-canon

tired anvil
#

^

rancid coyote
#

novels are most;y not canon

neat hare
#

The novel is not cannon

rancid coyote
#

I feel like nettle getting this info from his books
@tired anvil nah

pseudo rivet
#

None of them are Canon

viral bobcat
#

what if

tired anvil
#

Nah

viral bobcat
neat hare
#

What if

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

pfft

neat hare
#

You wanted to get past cordon

queen field
#

Hello

neat hare
#

But the military said

rancid coyote
#

hello, kind stranger

finite dragon
#

the gsc game world account is a novice

pseudo rivet
#

Welcome

neat hare
#

welcome

finite dragon
#

welcome to our class d program

pseudo rivet
neat hare
#

@finite dragon uh oh

finite dragon
#

i mean this world is riddled with anomalies

#

you can't expect me to not make an scp reference

pseudo rivet
#

I can

neat hare
#

a Man of culture i see

finite dragon
#

he can expect me to not make an scp reference

pseudo rivet
#

I can

finite dragon
#

yes you can

pseudo rivet
#

Unfortunately, you just did

finite dragon
#

i just said that

viral bobcat
#

politecat welcome to the campfire of the 'We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.' cult

pseudo rivet
queen field
#

In russian chat no active, and in english i bad

finite dragon
neat hare
#

@viral bobcat that speech gave me ptsd

pseudo rivet
tired anvil
#

In russian chat no active, and in english i bad
Active

viral bobcat
#

sounds like vodka eh

tired anvil
#

Def active

finite dragon
#

говорят, что русский чат активен

pseudo rivet
#

Yes

#

It b active 'n stuff

neat hare
#

Hey uhhh why was dead city cut ?

pseudo rivet
#

No purpose in the game

viral bobcat
#

which one

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

what if the real wish granter was the friends we made along the way

neat hare
#

It was the place where you meet doctor@pseudo rivet

pseudo rivet
#

Yes

viral bobcat
#

mercenary is forgettable

pseudo rivet
#

Was

neat hare
#

So It has a purpose

pseudo rivet
#

Not really

neat hare
#

"had"

finite dragon
#

how can i change my roles

viral bobcat
#

doctor who?

pseudo rivet
#

Which faction?

viral bobcat
#

weed faction

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

which options are there? iirc some weren't available

viral bobcat
#

come on in, dont stand there

neat hare
#

@viral bobcat of course you had to make the doctor who joke

pseudo rivet
#

-takerole @finite dragon Duty

iron heathBOT
#
Auttaja

Duty successfully removed from ToastModule#8797.

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

ty

pseudo rivet
viral bobcat
#

i didnt mean to, just dont remember who is the doctor

pseudo rivet
#

Doc

#

Y'know

neat hare
#

Its one of streloks friends

pseudo rivet
#

Old guy with the dog

viral bobcat
#

oh yeah doc

neat hare
#

Doc is also the only one that survived

#

Ghost and fang died

viral bobcat
#

he's still camping nearby the swamp

finite dragon
#

mfw no ecologists role feels_bad_stalk

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah

tired anvil
#

Kek

#

And military

viral bobcat
#

or strelok took him

pseudo rivet
#

I've asked Rock for this

#

Multiple times

#

But they can add Helpers but no roles and reactions

viral bobcat
#

ecologist sucks hello

neat hare
#

and does he answer ?

finite dragon
#

@viral bobcat git out

pseudo rivet
#

"Maybe"

finite dragon
#

they are my favorite faction

pseudo rivet
#

"I'll think about it"

neat hare
#

Depression intensifies

finite dragon
#

until then

pseudo rivet
viral bobcat
#

rock: NDA_Rock

neat hare
#

I wanted to be military dammit

finite dragon
#

@neat hare lol nerd

neat hare
viral bobcat
#

i think their guns r the best

neat hare
#

Have you ever heard of a small group called monolith ?

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

just a small group

neat hare
#

GODDAMMIT CRIMSON

viral bobcat
#

Have you ever heard of a small group called Renegades?

pseudo rivet
viral bobcat
finite dragon
#

have you ever heard of a small group called the entire russian army

neat hare
#

Have you ever heard of a small country called ukraine ?

tired anvil
#

I know I certainly have

finite dragon
#

have you ever heard of a small place called earth

tired anvil
#

Looks at countries history

pseudo rivet
#

Have you heard the tale of Mikluha?

tired anvil
#

Indeed I have

#

Feel free to tell it though

neat hare
#

Have you ever heard of a small place called africa ?

viral bobcat
#

I can't find Garbage in Ukraine, where's that exactly?

pseudo rivet
#

In the trash can

#

No clue, though

neat hare
#

@viral bobcat its a mini version of the vehicle graveyard in Chernobyl

pseudo rivet
#

Not sure if it exists

viral bobcat
#

Too many anomalies that can harm my health

neat hare
#

sin role when ?

pseudo rivet
#

Sin not in the games

neat hare
pseudo rivet
#

Only mention is Dark Stalkers

viral bobcat
#

Imma sleep and hug my ashot ahh_nuu

pseudo rivet
#

Ooo, I wish I had an Ashot

viral bobcat
#

He was a good stalker

#

guitar plays

tired anvil
#

He IS a good stalker

neat hare
#

I can already hear It in my head

pseudo rivet
neat hare
#

The guitar with the bonfire

pseudo rivet
south elbow
#

Hey Mr. Fix-it!

neat hare
#

Oh no

#

Its hirohito from the famous game iron of hearts 4

tired anvil
#

I haven't played that in ages

pseudo rivet
neat hare
#

same

#

I played as all of the major nations

#

All of the minor nations

#

And even some bad mods

#

I wish there was a stalker mod for hoi4

tired anvil
#

Woah there nono word

#

Also there's a fallout mod

neat hare
#

I know

#

Old world blues

#

I wish there was a mod like this but for stalker

#

With all factions

#

It would be cool

tired anvil
#

Clearly someone wanted something as well

neat hare
#

Kek

tired anvil
#

Can't say he didn't try at all

neat hare
#

Yeah but

#

zone in ww2

pseudo rivet
#

I've heard about the Fallout mod

#

Would be interesting for the NCR

neat hare
#

yes i did

#

Its not like i played It for 40 hours

#

Or more

#

I dunno

#

But i wanted a hoi4 stalker mod like old world blues

#

I would do it

#

But i suck at modding

tired anvil
#

It's not super hard, but a lot of writing

neat hare
#

And i suck with that

#

Sadly

tired anvil
#

Making a leader portrait with some traits is already lowkey a pain ngl

neat hare
#

But It would be a really good mod ngl

#

But

#

What would the National focuses be ?

tired anvil
#

Protecting the zone idk

#

Faction wars

finite dragon
#

is there any mod that can make soc not shit?

#

I loved cop vanilla

#

but in soc

#

you get one shot by zombies while they are bullet sponges

#

I wanted to play soc to do the story

neat hare
#

Have you tried playing on master dificulty ?

finite dragon
#

I am

#

problem is, I get one shot

#

while zombies are sponges

neat hare
#

Probaly the armor you are wearing

finite dragon
#

I cant peek around a corner without getting one shot by a zombie in x-16

#

Im wearing the ecologist suit

neat hare
#

PFFFFFT

#

This suit is terrible for firefights

finite dragon
#

in cop it was fine

neat hare
#

In cop

#

Different game

pseudo rivet
#

There's no Ecologist suit in CoP

finite dragon
#

well the one with the full face glass thing

pseudo rivet
#

SEVA Suit

finite dragon
#

I forget the name

#

yeah

#

that

neat hare
#

Seva is pretty bad in soc

finite dragon
#

but is it really bad enough to get one shot by an ak anywhere in the body?

#

guess im starting from an earlier save

grand pendant
#

is there any mod that can make soc not poop?
Sounds like a l2p issue to me

finite dragon
#

I liked cop though

#

soc is just a lot worse, guess cause its an older game

#

but the firefights suck

neat hare
#

Maybe you are Just bad at the game

#

I have no issue with the firefights

finite dragon
#

I was good at cop and the games are very close

grand pendant
#

Me neither, i'd say it's the easiest game of the three

finite dragon
#

problem with the firefights is you shoot at sponges even with the highest difficulty level

#

it was bad in cop but not this bad

neat hare
#

Just aim for the head

grand pendant
#

You need to hit the temple, usually a 2 hit kill

finite dragon
#

headshots dont even register half the time too

pseudo rivet
#

Uh

neat hare
#

dunno

finite dragon
#

and I would be doing that but you cant peek without getting instakilled

grand pendant
#

This isn't a mp server kek

pseudo rivet
#

Seems like that's a problem with your game

neat hare
pseudo rivet
#

Headshots connect just fine

#

At least when they hit the head

grand pendant
#

You probably aim too high

finite dragon
#

legit though I aim and shoot right at the head point blank and I need to shoot twice sometimes

pseudo rivet
#

Twice is normal

grand pendant
#

Sometimes 3

finite dragon
#

thats really dumb ngl

grand pendant
#

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

finite dragon
#

once I finish this games story im never going back from anomaly

neat hare
#

Welcome to the zone mate

finite dragon
#

lol

grand pendant
#

Oof Anomaly

pseudo rivet
#

Oof

#

Mods before Vanilla

neat hare
#

O O F

grand pendant
#

Not so chad moment

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

I played cop first

#

but thats cause I didnt own anything but cop

#

cause I was told cop was best

neat hare
#

You have to play all three stalker games before trying out mods

shadow venture
#

lol SOC has the best gunplay out of the 3 games

finite dragon
#

I bought the other 2 when they were on sale

#

bruh

shadow venture
#

seriously you will probably regret saying that when you play clear sky

neat hare
#

Clear sky is like a cbt simulator

#

Where your balls are constantly smashed with a hammer

grand pendant
#

How so?

shadow venture
#

and the pain is delayed

pseudo rivet
#

Aw dang, guess I'm a fetishist for liking CS best

shadow venture
#

dayum

grand pendant
#

To me CS has the best gun game tbh

shadow venture
#

you will be virgen for life then

#

to me it was a pain in the ass

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, CS' gunplay is pretty alright

grand pendant
#

Sounds like a l2p issue to me

neat hare
#

Yeah

shadow venture
#

you had to fully crouch to the bullets go straight

neat hare
#

But i am talking about the faction wars

#

That was the cbt simulator part of clear sky

shadow venture
#

plus the recoil was high as hell

#

to be the true cbt simulator part was the CNPP

#

since faction wars could be ignored

neat hare
#

true

shadow venture
#

except the clear sky one but it's easy

#

maybe limansk too because of the ammount of respawning enemies there

#

jesus christ

#

i still wonder if the ukraine owns like 95% of the planet

#

in the game lore

neat hare
#

Why ?

pseudo rivet
shadow venture
#

too many stalkers

#

more than the military itself

neat hare
#

Most stalkers come from russia

#

And other slavic countries

grand pendant
#

There are around 300 hundred stalkers in the Zone

tired anvil
#

Russia

#

Here we go again

finite dragon
#

i still wonder if the ukraine owns like 95% of the planet
my wet dream

shadow venture
#

lol

pseudo rivet
grand pendant
#

Xd 300 hundred

shadow venture
#

and half of them got their brains fried by the brain scorcher

#

or died

grand pendant
#

In game it's obviously different

#

I get to the CNPP with +30k kills

finite dragon
#

considering you kill someone every 5 seconds by the time youd be done with the game there would be like no people left if there were actually 300

shadow venture
#

lmao

neat hare
#

As i said most stalkers come from different countries

grand pendant
#

Thing is, you said "in the game lore"

shadow venture
#

that's pretty immersion breaking then

grand pendant
#

🤦

neat hare
#

i Just ignore it

tired anvil
#

Wasn't clear sky immersion breaking for you because you didn't have enough bandages

pseudo rivet
#

Are we literally having this conversation about a game?

shadow venture
#

it was because medkits didn't stopped your bleeding

tired anvil
#

Probably not Crimson

neat hare
#

i dunno man

tired anvil
#

Medkit do stop you from bleeding, not always but they do

grand pendant
#

Nah, just let me keep facepalming

pseudo rivet
#

Same

neat hare
#

Same

shadow venture
#

they never stopped for me

#

just regained health but my character was still bleeding

neat hare
#

Its a video game

#

Simple

finite dragon
#

Should I use wings of freedom suit for x-16? Or should I buy a Beryll of Merc Suit?

tired anvil
#

I just said that not always

shadow venture
#

still a pain in the ass

tired anvil
#

But they do stop you sometimes

shadow venture
#

good thing in clear sky things weren't overpriced as f

#

unlike coc

neat hare
#

Like in soc

shadow venture
#

anomaly

#

com

finite dragon
#

Nothing is overpriced in soc

neat hare
#

@shadow venture soc as well

finite dragon
#

You have so much money everything might as well be free

shadow venture
#

nothing is overpriced since you can't pretty much buy an whole store if you make enough missions or sell artifacts

neat hare
#

@finite dragon a AS avalanche from the barkeep costs over 4500000

shadow venture
#

i never putted artifacts in my suits though

#

lol

#

an exosuit costs 200k

grand pendant
#

@finite dragon a AS avalanche from the barkeep costs over 4500000
X

#

Sorry for the ping Naxar

shadow venture
#

COC is like that

pseudo rivet
#

Mod economy

finite dragon
#

only artifacts I use are the ones that give you endurance. 2 of em and you can run forever

grand pendant
#

Right, read SoC

#

My bad

shadow venture
#

economy mods won't work if the missions also suck

static dagger
#

l2p

shadow venture
#

sidorovich said to me escort 3 dudes in leather jackets to the CNPP

#

in the beggining

grand pendant
#

He meant it's a mod's economy

shadow venture
#

there's no l2p in COC or the others

finite dragon
#

ok so is Beryll or Merc suit better, or should I just use wings of freedom?

shadow venture
#

it's just broken unless you install 100 mods

grand pendant
#

Berill gooder

pseudo rivet
#

X-16, right?

static dagger
#

betterer

shadow venture
#

berill definetly

finite dragon
#

@pseudo rivet yeah

pseudo rivet
#

Tbh, they're all pretty meh

finite dragon
#

ok

pseudo rivet
#

But yeah, Berill-5M

shadow venture
#

just get a SEVA from rostok

static dagger
#

nah just buy an exosuit for 1000 Ru

#

ez

shadow venture
#

you mean 200k

neat hare
#

@shadow venture hes playing soc

shadow venture
#

ikr

grand pendant
#

So you don't know about the sexual favours easter egg?

neat hare
#

Whut

static dagger
#

sids dirty secret

grand pendant
#

Traders will lower the prices for 99% after a few 'jobs'

static dagger
#

^

#

only recently found out about it myself lmao

#

and I've been playing for more about 5 years now

#

👌

neat hare
#

How do you do this easter egg ?

#

I am curious now

shadow venture
#

legit didn't know this kind of thing could happen at the zone

grand pendant
#

Yep, you really need to l2p

#

This is Crimson's favourite easter egg

static dagger
#

idk it ruins he game for me tbh

#

the*

finite dragon
#

this legit or you just playing with us rn

grand pendant
#

Google it if you don't believe us

static dagger
#

try it for yourself and you'll see

finite dragon
#

how do you do it tho

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, it's pretty cool

#

You can do this with Barkeep

finite dragon
#

how to do

pseudo rivet
#

You just need a Scarlet Flower, which is pretty hard to get

neat hare
#

Its an artefact ?

static dagger
#

there's only one in the game too

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, it's an artifact

static dagger
#

so you can Only choose 1 trader

grand pendant
#

Right, that's why i call it an easter egg

static dagger
#

less of an Easter egg and more of an unknown feature imo

pseudo rivet
#

True

neat hare
#

But It has nothing to do sexual favors bruh

#

Why do you call It that

pseudo rivet
#

Literally nobody knows of this

grand pendant
#

Wdym? That's the whole point of it. The artifact itself isn't sexual

static dagger
#

"literally"

#

the whole chat here now knows

#

probably ru chat too

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, but we're nobodies

static dagger
#

since they discovered it

neat hare
#

So you don't know about the sexual favours easter egg?
@grand pendant then why did you call It that

pseudo rivet
#

I'm still glad I found it on my own

static dagger
#

bs

finite dragon
#

so apparently you gotta get a mission from a stalker east of the factory, what factory?

static dagger
#

no way you found it without any guides lmao

grand pendant
#

Because you need to use the artifact to activate a quest named "Meet [Trader you chose] in the backroom"

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah dude, I did

#

Pretty surprised that it existed

neat hare
#

@grand pendant its probaly Just things taken out of context

shadow venture
#

i'm never going to see that artifact the same way again

#

but yeah

pseudo rivet
#

Because I've already been playing the game for years

grand pendant
#

No dude, it literally has sound effects

#

Right, google it then

#

Stalker rule 34

shadow venture
#

lol

static dagger
#

oh God

finite dragon
#

wheres the stalker that gives u the mission tho

shadow venture
#

but can literally mention rule 34

#

nice

static dagger
#

not a swear word

pseudo rivet
#

Nobody gives the mission

shadow venture
#

it was censored

grand pendant
#

You activate it yourself

finite dragon
#

it says to get the flower

shadow venture
#

jesus christ

pseudo rivet
#

You've got to discover it for yourself

shadow venture
#

smh

finite dragon
#

It says you gotta get a stalker east of a factory

neat hare
#

Yup its fake

shadow venture
#

and i thought you were against that rule

#

it's totally fake

pseudo rivet
#

Gaj is

neat hare
pseudo rivet
#

I'm not for it nor against it

static dagger
#

scp it's not fake, it's been discovered only very recently I'm the RU chat

grand pendant
#

Even if he is against it he is a mod, needs to enforce it

static dagger
#

in*

shadow venture
#

it was literally censored

#

it's not like that guy who said the n word

finite dragon
#

"A mysterious artifact of unknown origin. Produces virtually no emissions; its only confirmed effect is to woo women. The Scarlet Flower artifact can only be found in Yantar after accepting a mission from a Stalker in a camp to the east of the factory, to find and return the artifact."

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, even censors aren't allowed

shadow venture
#

but replaced the I with a E

#

guess this server sucks then

finite dragon
#

What camp east of what factory?

pseudo rivet
#

Yup

#

That's CS, though

#

It's only possible in SoC

neat hare
shadow venture
#

camp east of what factory

neat hare
#

Okay i am confused now

pseudo rivet
#

Besides, it's the Fandom wiki

#

If there's anyone you can be sure of not knowing this, then it's the Fandom wiki

grand pendant
#

It's always 50/50 with those guys

static dagger
#

I wonder when they're going to update the wiki lmao

shadow venture
#

i'm pretty sure that location barely exists in SOC

finite dragon
#

where is the thing located in soc tho?

shadow venture
#

not even in a million of years

pseudo rivet
#

It pops up randomly

shadow venture
#

they left the wiki abandoned for good

pseudo rivet
#

So you got to be really lucky

shadow venture
#

the barely corrected the name for the CS-3A

#

why would they update it

pseudo rivet
#

It's like a 0.00118% rate or something

static dagger
#

bruh

grand pendant
#

There is a glitch to increase the odds though

pseudo rivet
#

Really low

tired anvil
#

Gaj is
I'm against pretty much all rules

grand pendant
#

I forgot about it sadly

pseudo rivet
#

Oof

#

What a mod

finite dragon
#

anyone know the glitch?

shadow venture
#

i like you actually have balls to say it in a public chat

tired anvil
#

I personally am against them, doesn't mean I don't follow them

static dagger
#

yeah rules are pee pee poo poo, but they're still rules

finite dragon
#

@tired anvil good mod

tired anvil
pseudo rivet
#

Slyth, do you know the glitch?

grand pendant
#

Respect +90

#

Nah, i forgot man

pseudo rivet
#

Dang

neat hare
#

i am Just gonna ignore this easter egg

pseudo rivet
#

I never did the glitch

#

Just got lucky

shadow venture
#

i literally got muted by him once

#

so he's indeed a good mod

static dagger
#

kek

shadow venture
#

for really i got warned

#

but there isn't really a difference since it would be just a 1 minute mute

grand pendant
#

Congrats

static dagger
#

Congrats

pseudo rivet
#

Congrats

shadow venture
neat hare
#

conga

static dagger
#

conga

neat hare
#

YES

static dagger
#

gifs that you can hear

pseudo rivet
shadow venture
#

sir isn't that illegal

static dagger
#

🚔

pseudo rivet
#

It is the forbidden dance

neat hare
#

Dance like no one's shooting at us

pseudo rivet
#

Heavy show you Hah-ha-ha

static dagger
#

dance like you're in a school in America

shadow venture
#

dance before getting a random crit

neat hare
#

@shadow venture by a f2p pyro

pseudo rivet
#

Remove Pyro

neat hare
#

remove pyro

pseudo rivet
#

Naitor Duty boi

static dagger
#

dooty

grand pendant
#

Remove Dooti

shadow venture
#

i literally say a server that kicks you if you play as pyro or soldier

pseudo rivet
#

Remove Doki Doki

shadow venture
#

for they being too easy to use

#

this is what the tf2 community has become

neat hare
#

Scout is easy as well

pseudo rivet
#

The TF2 community has become a lot of things

neat hare
#

yeah

pseudo rivet
#

It's decently old

shadow venture
#

even dead

static dagger
#

cringe mostly

neat hare
#

Since valve abandoned the game

pseudo rivet
#

Not inaccurate

neat hare
#

The community is slowly going insane

pseudo rivet
#

Already was

shadow venture
#

no updates for 3 years in a row

pseudo rivet
#

Now just worse

neat hare
#

And bots everywhere

pseudo rivet
#

Any mod and they'll say "TF2 IS SAVED"

shadow venture
#

now all they rely is on a game that you play the same map 50 times

#

ahem

static dagger
#

won't be long till it's dead hah, valve's got different projects in mind

shadow venture
#

CSGO

static dagger
#

that's any competitive game

neat hare
#

Tf2 cant die

pseudo rivet
#

VR, DOTA 2, CS:GO, Artifact

#

These are Valve's priorities

static dagger
#

artifact WHO

pseudo rivet
#

Valve

shadow venture
#

i like how nobody talks about dota 2

#

yet it's one of the games valve got most profit

grand pendant
#

Volvo makes good racing games

static dagger
#

Dota 2 is popular in like China or smth

tired anvil
#

More people talk about Dota 2 than stalker

shadow venture
#

artifact was a failure

tired anvil
#

Indeed

static dagger
#

alyx thoyeah_stalk

neat hare
#

I Just remenbered the e3 where everybody was thinking that artifact was hl3

shadow venture
#

74 US Dollars for a card game that nobody plays

pseudo rivet
#

And yet it's still alive

shadow venture
#

nice

pseudo rivet
#

Oh man, Artifact was fun

#

TF2 didn't get any updates

tired anvil
#

300 people isn't alive Crimson

pseudo rivet
#

HL community wanted HL3

static dagger
#

is heartstone still alive lmao

pseudo rivet
#

300 people?

tired anvil
#

Yeeah

pseudo rivet
#

Bruh

neat hare
#

bruh

tired anvil
#

Even less I think

shadow venture
#

it was good to make fun out of a failure

#

indeed

pseudo rivet
#

You're even less

#

Lmao

tired anvil
neat hare
#

I am Just getting sad now

#

Because i love tf2

pseudo rivet
#

Frick dang it

shadow venture
#

f word

pseudo rivet
#

I'm too drunk to follow this conversation

neat hare
#

heck

pseudo rivet
#

On nothing

static dagger
#

its fine half life alyx has brought hope for half life fans with its ending

tired anvil
#

How many people did you think it had Crimson

shadow venture
#

imagine waitign 12 years for a "sequel"

pseudo rivet
#

Hmm

neat hare
#

Wait

tired anvil
#

Kek

pseudo rivet
#

On average?

tired anvil
#

Sure

neat hare
#

Crimson is drunk ?

shadow venture
#

only to realize it was a prequel

tired anvil
#

No

pseudo rivet
#

'Bout 500 - 700

tired anvil
#

I don't think it has had over 500 since launch

pseudo rivet
#

Nah, I don't drink alcohol

static dagger
#

naitor the game is good tho

grand pendant
#

He drank too much boisyrup

tired anvil
pseudo rivet
static dagger
#

boisyrup oml

tired anvil
#

So it has

#

But barely

shadow venture
#

the game was boring as hell

#

i expected something new

#

actually new

pseudo rivet
#

I'm just waiting for the good ol' TF2 with quickplay

#

And RD_Asteroid

static dagger
#

its vr, u don't get any enjoyment if u don't play it yourself

#

that's the magic of vr

pseudo rivet
shadow venture
static dagger
#

cute fox

shadow venture
#

smonk

neat hare
#

Cronk

#

But really tho

#

Does that easter egg really exist ?

neat hare
#

uhhhh

#

Guys ?

#

Where did everyone go

hasty peak
#

sidorovich r34

neat hare
#

Pls no

rancid coyote
#

Scam me daddy

neat hare
#

Why

hasty peak
#

hey cutte doggo how r u

neat hare
#

I am fine

#

And you ?

neat hare
#

its really trash but i gave it my best

neat hare
#

and please tell me what you think of it

hasty peak
#

i did it lol

#

they look cool bro! you can find nice youtube tutorials for improving and stuff

#

i used to do real crazy shiz on Gmod too!

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, it does

#

Just not very well known

grand pendant
#

Only in SoC, sadly

velvet trout
#

Guys, guys

#

I’ve been made an honorary Slav

#

IM NO LONGER A SLAVABOO

tired anvil
#

Nah you Slavaboo

velvet trout
#

ENTERS NOVOSIBIRSK WITH RELIGIOUS INTENT

grand pendant
#

Sleev

pseudo rivet
#

Slavaweeb

untold loom
#

I'm pretty sure Slav is more an ethnic group and less a state of mind

finite dragon
#

@velvet trout hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Guess you don't come from any slav country
Honestly I think to be actually slav you must come from one slav country

#

Poland is a NATO country

#

yet slav

velvet trout
#

You don’t understand

#

I wasn’t made a Slav

#

I was made an honourary Slav

robust forge
#

Real slavaboo hours?

tired anvil
#

@Boo-Berry-Ice hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Guess you don't come from any slav country
Honestly I think to be actually slav you must come from one slav country

Oh you THINK

pseudo rivet
#

Not even come

#

You need to be born there

rancid coyote
#

I mean
We have some ethnic/cultural minorities
Especially in Russia

#

And they're not Slavic

#

I have nothing against furries but slavaboos are irritating

tired anvil
#

Probably because you are Slavic

rancid coyote
#

Xaxa kvass cheeki breeki vodka slav squat amirite fellow gopniks?

tired anvil
#

Dada xaxa

fleet canyon
pseudo monolith
#

huh

grand pendant
#

)))

south elbow
#

The real question is

#

Can Slavs be slavaboos?

neat hare
finite dragon
#

skraa

neat hare
#

There are japanese weaboos

finite dragon
#

Privet marked ones

neat hare
#

So maybe there are slav slavaboos

#

@south elbow

finite dragon
#

So can British people be Britaboos?

neat hare
#

Yes

finite dragon
#

LMAO

#

So dumb

#

every "aboo" sounds stupid

neat hare
#

thats the purpose

#

I think

grand pendant
#

His name is literally Gopnik HardKvass, he is biased to defend himself

neat hare
#

oh hey slyth

grand pendant
#

Warap

wicked current
#

isnt the term "aboo" used against people who get hard because of a different culture?

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah

south elbow
#

See: wehraboo, freaboo

#

etc

finite dragon
#

Naziaboo

pseudo rivet
#

Slavaboo

#

Nah, that's a wehraboo

#

Kinda

#

Sorta

#

Not really

#

But kinda

#

Sorta

finite dragon
#

lol

neat hare
#

And what about a brazilaboo

finite dragon
#

XD

kind crow
#

ecks dee

finite dragon
#

What about a CHERNOBYLABOO

neat hare
#

e c k s d e c k

finite dragon
#

🤣

static dagger
#

stop being abooaboos

finite dragon
#

lmao

grand pendant
#

😂 😂 👌

kind crow
#

no

pseudo rivet
#

No||mble||

neat hare
#

Niet

finite dragon
#

I got banned from a server for doing that

#

making people think it was the N word

pseudo rivet
#

Nice

#

Car

kind crow
#

Proves this server is superior

finite dragon
#

Yes

pseudo rivet
#

Nimble is a ni||ce guy||

grand pendant
#

Special little flakesnows

kind crow
#

Sounds like an artifact

finite dragon
#

That's exactly what I did "ni||ce guy||"

grand pendant
#

Sounds like an artifact
It exists actually

neat hare
#

everything can be a artifact If you are brave anough

grand pendant
#

Snowflake

finite dragon
#

Some people are just too crusty

pseudo rivet
#

Ah yes, the artifact that gives you a high pitched voice

kind crow
#

I know, it sounds like something GSC would come up with

pseudo rivet
#

Easy for Bandits to detect that you've got a Snowflake

finite dragon
#

Did the first 2 stalkers have artifacts?

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah

south elbow
#

Who was the first stalker

pseudo rivet
#

3, by the way

finite dragon
#

No 2

kind crow
#

Just go play them

pseudo rivet
#

So, which game doesn't exist?

finite dragon
#

I said the first 2 meaning SoC and CS because in CoP you find one straight away on a boat

kind crow
#

half life 3

finite dragon
#

lol

grand pendant
#

The first three have them

pseudo rivet
#

But that doesn't mean CoP doesn't have artifacts

neat hare
#

lol hl3 got confirmed by hl:alyx

finite dragon
#

I KNOW IT DOES I WAS ASKING IF THE FIRST 2 DO

#

smh

static dagger
#

yes

finite dragon
#

ur making me rage

kind crow
#

smh your head

finite dragon
#

🤣

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

I hove you

grand pendant
#

Ok but CoP also has artifacts

finite dragon
#

I KNOW

kind crow
#

no

pseudo rivet
#

So guys

grand pendant
#

Yes but like, CoP too

pseudo rivet
#

Which game has the best artifacts

kind crow
#

we did it

finite dragon
#

REEEEEEEEEEEE

pseudo rivet
#

CS and CoP kinda similar

finite dragon
#

😡

static dagger
#

ikr pretty weird that you think cop doesn't have artifacts

neat hare
#

@pseudo rivet bruh

finite dragon
#

I HATE YOU ALL

pseudo rivet
kind crow
static dagger
#

imo soc crimsy boi

pseudo rivet
#

Aye

grand pendant
#

Clear Sky

pseudo rivet
kind crow
#

bruh

static dagger
#

my bedroom

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

Is dead air good?

neat hare
#

Narodnya solyanka

kind crow
#

yes

#

I like getting abused

static dagger
#

dead air is misery but with more features

finite dragon
#

it has a thumbs down on moddb

pseudo rivet
#

One?

#

Woah

grand pendant
#

Because that dude has a l2p issue

pseudo rivet
#

Most people have

kind crow
#

indeed

grand pendant
#

Just like you, thinking CoP doesn't have artifacts

pseudo rivet
#

I mean, just look at the recent review on that new Spongebob remake

#

Got a 2/10

#

L2P issue

finite dragon
#

I wanna get that

pseudo rivet
#

Literally kids were able to beat this game

static dagger
#

omg I get killed while standing out in the open, not aiming for any heads hits! 1!1!11!1!1!! bad mod! 1!1!1!

finite dragon
#

I love spongebob

kind crow
#

me too

kind crow
finite dragon
#

-_-

pseudo rivet
static dagger
#

reminds me of the guy that couldn't beat the cup head tutorial

finite dragon
#

🖕

kind crow
#

oh

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, exactly

finite dragon
#

Just coz ur staff

pseudo rivet
#

Nah

static dagger
#

yes

kind crow
#

youre not worthy

finite dragon
#

2v1

grand pendant
#

nah

pseudo rivet
#

Send another GIF

pseudo rivet
#

Welp

#

Discord hates you

static dagger
#

crimson has a bigger willy than both of us combined, trust me, I know

finite dragon
#

Tell everyone who's not staff to send one

#

and it wont work

kind crow
#

Discord hates you
everyone

finite dragon
#

see

neat hare
#

Huh

pseudo rivet
#

The heck?

finite dragon
#

HAHAHAHA CRIMSON NOOB

pseudo rivet
#

It was always able to embed links

kind crow
#

its been like this for weeks

pseudo rivet
#

Did Rock change this?

kind crow
#

yes

pseudo rivet
kind crow
#

blame rock

finite dragon
#

Why do mods take forever to download

#

smh

pseudo rivet
#

Well, that isn't very nice

grand pendant
#

Download more internet

finite dragon
#

LMAO

neat hare
pseudo rivet
static dagger
#

no

pseudo rivet
#

Thanks

kind crow
#

sell your PMm and buy better internet

pseudo rivet
#

And it works there

#

Weird

grand pendant
#

And now it works in local channels too, which is quite neat

finite dragon
#

I have good internet, it goes quick downloading on Steam

neat hare
#

its a anomaly

kind crow
#

moddb

finite dragon
#

LOL