#⭐┃nospoilers_general

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finite dragon
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Cause I said

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I was 12

topaz magnet
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Legit i don't like sweets

finite dragon
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i love sosig

shadow venture
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@pseudo rivet daddy crimson i need russian mods

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DM me

finite dragon
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food_diet_sausage master

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)))

meager cairn
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I couldn't go to the zone until I was 12

pseudo rivet
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Don't know mods

finite dragon
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ok

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sosigmaster

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😂 👌

shadow venture
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who knows russian mods

finite dragon
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Sosig_master68

shadow venture
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cheeki breeki iv damke

finite dragon
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When i was 13 when discord was first started some weirdo tried to make me into a gay furry so i told him his parents were right about him and nuked his stuff

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Fun times

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xd

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oh XD

topaz magnet
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Gotta nuke those furrs

finite dragon
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Apparently his dad owns a gun store so im hoping his dad found out and Of Mice and Men'd him out back

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bruh

topaz magnet
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Lmao

finite dragon
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tbh I cant stand people discriminating or making fun of others just cause of their opinions

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Or things they like

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Banter is fair game

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ok

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Me and my abbo friends make jokes about me stealing their land all the time

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Its all banter and love

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bruh

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But if you force your views on others

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Like the weirdo tried with me

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then its not okay

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i can’t wait till nikolai gets unmuted.

tired anvil
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basically the lgbt community in Lithuania

topaz magnet
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It's like calling your friend gay, they aren't really gay, but they are gau

finite dragon
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bruh momento

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they are gau

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mmm

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gau

topaz magnet
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Yes, gau

finite dragon
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ok

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LGBTQ
Lets Go Beat The Queers

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😂 👌

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Luigi Got Big

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@finite dragon kek

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LGBTQ
L - Let's
G - Get
B - Freedom
T - Base
Q - And Invade It And Kill All Of Freedomers And Make It Belong To Duty Or Monolit

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🙂

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LGBT
Let
Gajunas
Ban
Tigor

topaz magnet
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Luigi goes back to queefing

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Lgbtq

meager cairn
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Deadly anomalies

finite dragon
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Dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits

tired anvil
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LGBT
Let
Gajunas
Ban
T-Belinski

empty hull
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It seems like nothing has gotten better

tired anvil
finite dragon
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None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet

tired anvil
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It was better for a few minutes

empty hull
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Bye again

tired anvil
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Bye bye

empty hull
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gajunas is a homie

tired anvil
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Lel

finite dragon
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ok

meager cairn
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L - Deadly Anomales
G - Dangerous Mutants
B - Anarchists
T - And Bandits

finite dragon
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LGBT
Lets
Go
Beat
duTy

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no

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dog

tired anvil
finite dragon
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((((((

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I kicked Duty out of Yanov.

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no

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you

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Based

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rat

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(((((((((((((

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gave them the boot 🥾 👢

tired anvil
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Bloodsucker launched duty member into the clear sky

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That was epic

finite dragon
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Duty more like stupid

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Freedom more like autistic rats

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funny

tired anvil
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Duty faction in Russian is called debt

finite dragon
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😂 👌

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Dolg

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DOlg translates

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to

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Military more like chads!!!!!

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oh crap yeah

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ok i said it

meager cairn
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i'll toss you into an anomaly

finite dragon
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My cat just hit me

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monolit more like monolit

pseudo rivet
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@finite dragon
You deserve it

finite dragon
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:(

tired anvil
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Wow Crimson

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Ok

pseudo rivet
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Yes

tired anvil
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Just gonna be mean like htat

finite dragon
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tosic

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why you so tosic

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I threw him off the bed

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toSSSSic

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Military is gang

topaz magnet
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Cat know when you do bad

pseudo rivet
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^

finite dragon
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Cat is duty member

tired anvil
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I threw him off the bed
Explains it

finite dragon
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Cat know when I do bad

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Time to put him down

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thats why my cat went crazy when I attempted to help Yar in Cop

tired anvil
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Bruh

finite dragon
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))))

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jk

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Military only shoot

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no talk

empty hull
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my cat cuddled with me in bed today when i woke up

finite dragon
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@empty hull same

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Then he hit me idk why

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😍

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oh god

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dont remind me

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i stepped on my doggy poooooooo

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of my cat

tired anvil
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my cat cuddled with me in bed today when i woke up
GWmythiMonkaT

empty hull
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She slept like a human

finite dragon
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dont remind me of my cat

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I miss him so much

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but this

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freaking

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karantin

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suc(((

topaz magnet
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Military no talk, no time, stalkers

meager cairn
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My cat was caught in the emission

finite dragon
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I will not call it quarantine

tired anvil
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karantinas

finite dragon
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karantin

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)

untold loom
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kwarantanna

finite dragon
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yo guys i can’t see my cat. she was caught in an emission

topaz magnet
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Thw zone (of quarentine)

finite dragon
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kwuaranteehn

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I need some anabiotics(catnip) so my cat doesnt turn into monolith next blowout

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ugh

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just call it karantin

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wait why is there a cat with red fur on the cheeks.

empty hull
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quaratinios

finite dragon
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😂 👌

shadow venture
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if you help freedom in yanov

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duty goes gay alright?

finite dragon
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yes

shadow venture
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but doesn't dies

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eh?

finite dragon
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monolith egghead

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More gay

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monolit more like monolit

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))))

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guys

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can anyone here

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explain the Stranger faction to me

meager cairn
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There are woman in the zone

They're duty

finite dragon
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MonoLIT😂 😂 👌 👌

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from

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Losta Alpha

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MonoLIT 😂 👌 😂 👌 😂 👌 😂 👌

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no

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miLITary

shadow venture
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MonoLIT

finite dragon
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Duty arent lost alpha

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Theyre lost betas

shadow venture
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yes

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i'm MonoLITING the cult bois

tired anvil
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@pseudo rivet we can ban for impersonating right?

topaz magnet
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Wouldn't monolit be more smoking that zone kush?

pseudo rivet
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We have been given Green Light

tired anvil
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It is clear

finite dragon
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what happened to final day

tired anvil
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Say it Crimson

untold loom
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Freedom smoked it all up already

tired anvil
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SAY IT

empty hull
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say it

pseudo rivet
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We're cleared for go

shadow venture
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Freedom smoked it all up already
@untold loom over 90 lbs of weed were smoked

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
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hello i am sergiy i have come to say i have problems getting it up

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Stregasmask_m12 gasmask

meager cairn
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i rabbit praise monlit

tired anvil
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Spill the beans Crimson

finite dragon
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Scar is better than Strelok

meager cairn
untold loom
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debatable

topaz magnet
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"The Kush Granter"
A special artifact found in the zone that gets you major super kush that couchlocks, or campfire locks, you for 420 minutes per hit

shadow venture
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scar is better than strelok cuz he couldn't tank rpg-7 shots

pseudo rivet
shadow venture
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and could die in miliseconds

empty hull
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he said it

shadow venture
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and still managed to demolish monoLIT

empty hull
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a legend

tired anvil
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Ok guys

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Shush

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Crimson got good news

shadow venture
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no

finite dragon
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shat ap

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all

pseudo rivet
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Legendary moment

finite dragon
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shat ap al

tired anvil
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Need everyone to shush rn

meager cairn
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strelok was a threat to god with his bowie knife

finite dragon
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shat ap al(((

tired anvil
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Ok Crimson

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Actually say it now

shadow venture
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strelok was a threat to god with his bowie knife
@meager cairn ah yes it's the hit kill exoskeleton ability

finite dragon
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SHAT AP

pseudo rivet
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YES! YES! YES! YES!

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Y E S !

finite dragon
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mmm

topaz magnet
finite dragon
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you made me shut people up so I can hear

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yes yes yes yes

tired anvil
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Ight fine I'll say it

finite dragon
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mmm

tired anvil
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Belinski is impersonating Hagtrop

finite dragon
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We must avenge Scar.

tired anvil
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Got busted

pseudo rivet
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You do it

tired anvil
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So

finite dragon
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Hagtrop?

meager cairn
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can you beat stalker soc with only a knife?

pseudo rivet
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You deserve the honor

finite dragon
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Wait he did?

empty hull
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he got busted

finite dragon
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What/Who the hell is Hagtrop?

shadow venture
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sounds like rule 34

tired anvil
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-ban @finite dragon impersonating, spamming, lying

iron heathBOT
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Banned @normal latch from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community

ID: 717430809133072 ·
finite dragon
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kek

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Who is the Hagtrop?

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Couple weeks ago, he said he was that dude.

pseudo rivet
empty hull
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wow

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he did it

untold loom
finite dragon
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oh bruh

shadow venture
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so is it permanent?

topaz magnet
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Oof

tired anvil
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Hagtrop is the guy who makes amazing stalker art

finite dragon
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but who is it though???

tired anvil
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Yes

finite dragon
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Oooooh

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dayuuuuum

shadow venture
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oof

finite dragon
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Is there any good (straight) STALKER r34

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ok good

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Oh ok.

tired anvil
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Hagtrop's work

finite dragon
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he was a daun anyway

tired anvil
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Belinski claimed that he made it all

empty hull
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wow

finite dragon
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R3

pseudo rivet
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He admitted it to me

finite dragon
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bruuuuhh]

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Yeah I could tell he was lying.

pseudo rivet
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Obviously

finite dragon
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He acted like a victim a couple weeks ago.

tired anvil
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He kept asking me to spare him

pseudo rivet
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Still, needed some proof

tired anvil
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So he knew it was coming

topaz magnet
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@finite dragon no

finite dragon
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Reverse image search be like

tired anvil
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Thanks for hte honor Crimson)))

pseudo rivet
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-warn @shadow venture Rule 3

iron heathBOT
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Auttaja

Punishment(s) Naitor295#8883: 717431155253264 submitted successfully.

tired anvil
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Also Naitor stop w the swearing

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darn

meager cairn
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such a bandit move

pseudo rivet
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Second time, so yeah

shadow venture
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super gay move

finite dragon
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ok

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wait

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3 warnings - mute?

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My dragon is hungry where is the r34

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Reeeee

shadow venture
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@pseudo rivet that warn won't do nothing lolololo

pseudo rivet
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Right

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Not that warning

tired anvil
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You know after some warns you get a ban lol

pseudo rivet
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But wait for you to get a ton

shadow venture
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You know after some warns you get a ban lol
@tired anvil ikr, didn't asked tho

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@pseudo rivet oof

finite dragon
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I salute to gajunas and Comrade Crimson.

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🤏 👈

shadow venture
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ah yes

empty hull
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salute

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to two epic homies

topaz magnet
shadow venture
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🤏 👈

tired anvil
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Still counts

shadow venture
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obviously it wasn't

tired anvil
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You know this

finite dragon
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🤏 👈

shadow venture
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sounds like gmod admin punishment

tired anvil
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it's not only oxford words

finite dragon
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it’s bad word in english

topaz magnet
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It is swear in dif language, like saying puto

finite dragon
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oh yeah

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👍 🤛 🤜

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that mean bad word too.

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I will swear in a different language

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Po velniu rupus miltai

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((((((((

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My cat picked the emojis

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why do Lithuanian swear words

tired anvil
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Don't smack rock

topaz magnet
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: I

finite dragon
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SUCC

tired anvil
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Smack the media

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Idk what you're on about Igor

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They are awesome

untold loom
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How do they succ Igor

tired anvil
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Because they aren't even swears

finite dragon
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Po velniu

shadow venture
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@tired anvil ur good at impersonating a gmod admin lol

tired anvil
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So you could technically say the tbh

finite dragon
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literally

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Under the devil

shadow venture
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@midnight wagon the media is a disaster

finite dragon
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for christs sake

tired anvil
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@shadow venture Consider I barely banned or muted anyone the whole year I've been a mod here, I'm tired of people acting like idiots

untold loom
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hmm

finite dragon
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Nikolai Belinski or however the heck you spell his name, is such a renegade.

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Media more like men in tiny hats pulling strings

pseudo rivet
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Heh

shadow venture
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@tired anvil i pinged the wrong person

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it was supposed to be crimson

tired anvil
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Ok

pseudo rivet
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Neat

tired anvil
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Happens

shadow venture
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yes

meager cairn
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haha conspircy gang

empty hull
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i wish i could give gajunas a thousand euros

finite dragon
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Stuff happens.

shadow venture
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Media more like men in tiny hats pulling strings
@finite dragon men with gay rats pulling poop

finite dragon
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Screw him, he dropped his stuff that’s all that matters.

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@meager cairn the amount of media companies that owned all of the broadcasting in the US went from 250 in 1920 to 8 in 2020

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Those same 8 now control most global broadcasting too

shadow venture
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cough CNN cough

finite dragon
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no one:
wikipedia:
[Picture]
Electrostimulation applied on a penis

meager cairn
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gangweed society time

finite dragon
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Renegade News Network.

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that’s what they are, Renegades.

shadow venture
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no one:
wikipedia:
[Picture]
Electrostimulation applied on a penis
@finite dragon lol

finite dragon
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)

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Bandit News Network
UP NEXT, YOUR MOM

shadow venture
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i get muted for saying a russian swear but nobody gives SHI to it

finite dragon
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AAA

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@tired anvil

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Cum

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Swearinggggg

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oh dang

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go ban(

meager cairn
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Stalker, put away that shooter smile_degtyarev

finite dragon
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Wow

pseudo rivet
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Honestly, I'm sick of this

shadow venture
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16 stalkers with non-holstered weapons enters the building

finite dragon
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if you need something, the boss is over there

pseudo rivet
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Next one who says "Cum" is getting warned

finite dragon
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I want to put my shooter in Agent 8 from Splatoon

pseudo rivet
shadow venture
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i'm not paid to listen to your poop, the boss does

finite dragon
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:DDD

meager cairn
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Agent D is best protag

finite dragon
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WHATARU

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ASTACHU

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I don't get paid enough to listen to your crap, the boss does

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IFYUGOTSAMTHIN

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oh

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SPEELDEBEENS

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IF NOT

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TAKEAHIKE

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IFNAT

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TAKAHIKE

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xddd

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DONTLETTHEDOORHITYOU

meager cairn
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WHATARUASTATUE?

empty hull
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what the happy luck brought you

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don't pee

shadow venture
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IFNATTAKEAHIKE

empty hull
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sorry

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i had to

meager cairn
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detector_veles detector_veles detector_veles take these to egghead bunker

finite dragon
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xddd

shadow venture
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@finite dragon how anger ze staff

finite dragon
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if someone

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made am od

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made a mod

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like this

pseudo rivet
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Rule 6, my boy

finite dragon
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The staff are cool

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oh god

pseudo rivet
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So don't

shadow venture
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without commiting illegal

finite dragon
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oh

shadow venture
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@finite dragon

finite dragon
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sorry

pseudo rivet
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Thanks

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Gotta keep the chat a little bit civil, dudes

finite dragon
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ok

pseudo rivet
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Looking kinda chaotic

finite dragon
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time to play payday 2 I guess

shadow venture
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@finite dragon how to make freedom going gay

pseudo rivet
shadow venture
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IFNAT

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SOMEBODYWILL

finite dragon
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I want to put an agent 8 amiibo in a jar

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bye guys

pseudo rivet
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Cya later, Igor

finite dragon
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Cya

meager cairn
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Heres to a steady hand

finite dragon
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Heres to a good days work

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k cya now

shadow venture
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Here's for a good day's work

finite dragon
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HERESTOAGOODDAYSWORK

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Cardan is me on a friday

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And a saturday

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And a sunday

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And a monday

shadow venture
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SUP

finite dragon
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And a tuesday

pseudo rivet
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Here's to our common goal

finite dragon
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Monolith

pseudo rivet
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Cardan

shadow venture
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how to monlit

finite dragon
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Imagine getting drunk to pass the brain scorcher

shadow venture
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monolit

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first

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you need a flamer

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and go to pripyat

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second

tired anvil
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Here's to our common goal
Belinski

meager cairn
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praise monolit

shadow venture
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if you find a monolit member

tired anvil
shadow venture
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hold the trigger

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till it gets itchy

finite dragon
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Monolith praying to the temple sounds like me thinking about my ex drink

meager cairn
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i hear wish granter can give us stalker waifus

finite dragon
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^

shadow venture
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then it gives us a trap instead

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since it's troll

meager cairn
finite dragon
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my brain is dealing with some psy stuff

pseudo rivet
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More like Succubi

meager cairn
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Succ

shadow venture
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OOF

finite dragon
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@shadow venture CHOWDAH

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THESE MONOLITH TRAPS ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO FREEDOM CHOWDAAAH

shadow venture
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loads chaser 13 with malicious intent

meager cairn
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Monolit has waifu

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
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@meager cairn WHERE

meager cairn
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so monolit good

finite dragon
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negi

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Negi?

shadow venture
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@finite dragon monolit got smoked by strelok facial community B

finite dragon
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Kek

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Ctalkep

meager cairn
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Oh why have you left us oh great monolit

shadow venture
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yes

finite dragon
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why is military better than us, oh monolith

shadow venture
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i could hear they saying that during various gunshots

finite dragon
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Oh why have you left us oh great monolith waifu

meager cairn
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monolit waifu is loyal to monolit

shadow venture
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female monolith r34

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oh no

meager cairn
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yes

finite dragon
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:coomer:

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Hip

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Hip turns monolith

meager cairn
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monolit waifu asmr

finite dragon
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when waifu isn’t cooking

shadow venture
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the miLITary's lit power was stronger than monolit's lit

finite dragon
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Sup fellow Stalkers

pseudo rivet
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Welcome back

finite dragon
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Im gonna

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COÓOOM

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Your pfp Change

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@finite dragon bruh

pseudo rivet
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Yup

meager cairn
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a date in the zone is involves sitting in the campfire eating kolbasa and stale bread

finite dragon
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Into a exoskeleton

shadow venture
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he's a freedomeer that smoked 90 lbs last night

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now he's using an exoskeleton cuz it's cool

finite dragon
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i can only imagine what the sosig tastes after being in a backpack

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Freedom has the most accurate Weapon in the zone

shadow venture
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LO

pseudo rivet
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Yep

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Or well

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That would be the Monolith

shadow venture
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@finite dragon most accurate weapon

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and monolit still manages to kick their back crotchs

finite dragon
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Weed+Gun= Freedom

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Weed gun

shadow venture
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weed+gun+furry= freedom

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wait no

finite dragon
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Lol

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@shadow venture nuzzles

shadow venture
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Oh god no

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what have i done

finite dragon
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That's why I got Brainwashed

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x3 nuzzles!

shadow venture
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i gave people ideas

finite dragon
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destroys duty uwu

pseudo rivet
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What's the matter with this whole chat...

finite dragon
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Duty succ

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it’s not me bro, i swear

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Join Freedom instead

shadow venture
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everyone is getting infected AAaAAAAA

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uwu

finite dragon
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@pseudo rivet uwu

pseudo rivet
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No

tired anvil
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@pseudo rivet going on a streak

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4th day

pseudo rivet
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Yup

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Nope

finite dragon
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Called UwU

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guys help!!!

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PSUEDOGIANT HAHAHAJSJJSJXJXJXJSJJAJS

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Rawr, x3 nuzzles pounces uwu- ALLAH SYRIA BASHAR

shadow venture
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voronin we found a new faction

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what is it

finite dragon
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Lol

shadow venture
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uwu

finite dragon
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Religious

shadow venture
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get the flamers

finite dragon
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No get the RPG

shadow venture
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get the bulldog 6

finite dragon
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Get the Guess rifle

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Wait

shadow venture
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guess rifle

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guess rifle

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@finite dragon

finite dragon
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Did I spell it right

tired anvil
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Gauss

shadow venture
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ah yes

pseudo rivet
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Gauss Rifle, yes

shadow venture
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the guess rifle

pseudo rivet
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Or better yet

shadow venture
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that weapon

pseudo rivet
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Item 62

shadow venture
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iconic weapon

finite dragon
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I'm forgetting things

pseudo rivet
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Nice

shadow venture
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gauss rifle is not compared to ze bulldog 6

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or better

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GROZA

finite dragon
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Oh wait

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Guess rifle

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I forgot

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Guess what?

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I got Brainwashed

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What?
Rifle BAM

shadow venture
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that's why monolit is gey

finite dragon
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Sorry if I spelled it it wrong

shadow venture
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various IQs were lost

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in one day

finite dragon
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We praise a Rock

shadow venture
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no

tired anvil
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My iq is lost after the past 4 days

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I think Crimson's is too

shadow venture
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it's a 4ft weed

pseudo rivet
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Nah

shadow venture
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my iq got an existential crisis

pseudo rivet
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Seems to be increasing, actually

shadow venture
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but you smoke weed

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ur a freedomer

finite dragon
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My voice is broken

empty hull
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What happened?

ember dew
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haha freedomers smoke weed funni

sharp current
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Aaaa every time i need ammo do i have to walk all the way back to the freaking rookie village

rancid coyote
#

English subtitles

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If anyone's interested

tired anvil
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Yes

sharp current
#

Someone halp me

tired anvil
#

How

sharp current
#

One bandit raid gives me like 13 viper ammo

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Like wth

ember dew
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manage your ammo better

tired anvil
#

How are we supposed to help with that

sharp current
#

How do i get mor amo

ember dew
#

and second of all

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what are you playing

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vanilla or mod?

pseudo rivet
#

It's not a matter of getting more ammo

tired anvil
#

You kill people, you find stashes, you buy ammo

sharp current
#

Vanilla

tired anvil
#

Plenty of ways to get it

pseudo rivet
#

It's a matter of managing your ammo

tired anvil
#

Unloading guns works

pseudo rivet
#

I suggest pressing 9 or 0 to turn your weapon semi-automatic

sharp current
#

WAIT U CAN DO THAT

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HOW

ember dew
#

yea

tired anvil
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Bruh

ember dew
#

right click

tired anvil
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Just right click the gun

pseudo rivet
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Right-click the gun and press unload

ember dew
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and unload

sharp current
#

O

ember dew
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or sell valuable stuff and buy ammo

tired anvil
#

So simple lmao

sharp current
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yea

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But i said earlier

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I was asking how to do without walking all the way back to sidorvich

pseudo rivet
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Barkeep

sharp current
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Well now i know how to unload guns

pseudo rivet
#

He sells stuff, as well

sharp current
#

Yee

tired anvil
#

Well I replied with more than walking to him

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Stashes also exist

sharp current
#

I got it i got it

tired anvil
#

Nice

sharp current
#

Ill unload the fifty guns i got

pseudo rivet
#

Other than that, use 9 and 0 to fire semi-auto or in bursts of 2 or 3 so you can manage your ammo better

sharp current
#

Thanks, but the problem was that i didnt know how to unload gun

ember dew
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||or destroy crates full of viper ammo in garbage||

pseudo rivet
#

^

sharp current
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I just used my pistol the whole tim

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Wait wat

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Cool im in garbage

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Eeee why didnt they fricking include in the tutorial about breaking crates and unloading

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Guess im just stupid

ember dew
#

you gotta find out things by yourself

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otherwise you'll ruin yourself game experience

tired anvil
#

Honestly who the heck needs a tutorial for crate smashing

sharp current
#

E

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I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS HALF LIFE

finite dragon
#

unattentive

pseudo rivet
#

Unattentive

ember dew
#

unattentive

sharp current
#

:C

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Mean

tired anvil
#

Unattentive

pseudo rivet
#

Meme

finite dragon
#

simplyyuri would be unhappy with you

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You were unattentive and miss the important detail

sharp current
#

A

ember dew
#

exactly

sharp current
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Well i learned other stuf by myself

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So im not unnatentive

ember dew
#

by not breaking crates you lose a lot of good stuff

tired anvil
#

Nah you're still inattentive

sharp current
#

I feel like this is a learning experience on multiple different things

pseudo rivet
tired anvil
#

Wow stolen from Daizen

pseudo rivet
sharp current
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  1. I think the repeated messaging of the same tip over has ingrained them in my head
tired anvil
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Who would've though

sharp current
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  1. Dont ask for help here again
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Big mistake

tired anvil
#

Lol

ember dew
#

what's this mod

pseudo rivet
#

Oof

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Vanilla

tired anvil
#

How's it a mistake

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You got the answers

sharp current
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I have a reason for vanilla

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Im currently on a computer with a dead battery and horrible fan

ember dew
#

you asked for ammo and you got answer

sharp current
#

So even the vanilla game overheats

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For me

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Thats me reason

pseudo rivet
sharp current
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I feel like i needa play the entire trilogy two times and then come back here to ever be taken seriously again

pseudo rivet
#

Nah

finite dragon
#

just git gud

empty hull
#

How do i kill Burers in OGSR

pseudo rivet
#

It's normal

finite dragon
#

you shoot them until they die @empty hull

pseudo rivet
#

You're definitely not the first one to ask this

sharp current
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How do i reload

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In SoC

tired anvil
#

Just pay attention smile_scar

pseudo rivet
#

Press R

empty hull
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They block my bullets

tired anvil
#

R

sharp current
#

Wat

#

R?

finite dragon
#

wait for them to not block your bullets

pseudo rivet
#

R

tired anvil
#

Yes

finite dragon
#

R eload

tired anvil
#

Same as any game

sharp current
#

jk

empty hull
#

wait i have vog grenades

mellow torrent
#

How do I get into the kindergarten in CoP?

sharp current
#

I wa s jok

tired anvil
#

You walk to it

finite dragon
#

how do i rotate text in mspaint

tired anvil
#

How do I open paint

median rock
#

How to download 32 gb of RAM?

empty hull
#

how to make cheese

tired anvil
#

How 2 install internet

pseudo rivet
#

How can I post a message on Discord?

sharp current
#

Delet sysem thrit two

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How do i type

median rock
#

HOW TO BREATHE

sharp current
#

Guys my spacebar isnt working

mellow torrent
#

but actually how do I get into the kindergarten in CoP?

empty hull
#

I killed the Burer and then my game crashed

sharp current
#

How tf do the loners squat in jeans

empty hull
#

yeah!

sharp current
#

Srsly

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How

pseudo rivet
#

but actually how do I get into the kindergarten in CoP?

If I remember correctly, you'll have to place a C4 charge at a door

mellow torrent
#

where do I get c4?

sharp current
#

HOW DO THEY SQUAT IN JEANS

empty hull
#

They just do

median rock
#

I wanted to write the same feels_bad_stalk

empty hull
#

Slav strength

pseudo rivet
#

You'll have to pick it up from a dead Military squad

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It's part of a quest

mystic ridge
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they have additional joints in their femur bones @sharp current

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so stiff jeans are a non issue

mellow torrent
#

oh do I have to just stumble upon them or is it a mission I missed

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah, it's a mission

sharp current
#

Lol wut

pseudo rivet
#

Check in your PDA if you've got the mission

sharp current
#

How does that work

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They dislocate their freaking legs

#

?

mystic ridge
#

yes

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like the chads they are

sharp current
#

Is this canon

mystic ridge
#

absolutely

sharp current
#

Wait what

mystic ridge
#

you just need to ask the right people

tired anvil
#

Since when is squating in jeans hard

#

Honestly

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah

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Doing that all the time

tired anvil
#

You people make the most simple things seem hard sometimes

mystic ridge
#

there is that one stalker in Military Warehouses that can tell you this secret

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some people say he's mad

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but honestly he's the wokest stalker in the zone

pseudo rivet
#

Is it Sly?

median rock
#

In Ukraine everyone eats vareniki, borsch, drinks kvas, no vodka, no squat smile_degtyarev

sharp current
#

Day 1 coronavirus: i’m going to play so many video games!

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Day 50: Hey there stalker!

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I mean

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If we purposely infect people

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And then release covid bioweapons across the world

pseudo rivet
#

O welcome, guest from foreign lands! What come you with? A bursting purse or prized exotic wonders?

sharp current
#

We get stalker

tired anvil
#

Epic meme there

median rock
#

@pseudo rivet , i have stalker 2 beta, wanna play?

pseudo rivet
#

Nah, can't play

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Can you stream?

sharp current
#

What if some group goes and launches a bunch of nuclear warheads like in goldeneye but with nukes, and then randomly start dispersing military grade guns to the public

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Stalker time

tired anvil
#

How about no

pseudo rivet
sharp current
#

Yes

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Mass genocide time

median rock
#

smile_degtyarev In Ukraine, you can stream only how you eat vareniki or borsch smile_scar

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For real

pseudo rivet
sharp current
#

Someone should make like a top down version of stalker

robust forge
#

Take Hotline Miami 2 map editor

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I'd actually like to see someone remaking some key locations from Stalker in HM2

sharp current
#

Maybe a fallout 1 mod

tired anvil
#

Do it yourself

sharp current
#

I was thinking about that

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But it would be like one minute of gameplay

tired anvil
#

Sounds like enough

sharp current
#

O

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Do you think platformer or top down would be better

tired anvil
#

I won't comment

#

Do whatever you want

pseudo rivet
#

Platformer

sharp current
#

Thank god

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Way easier to make

tired anvil
#

2d or 3d platformer

pseudo rivet
#

Please

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No 3D Platformers

sharp current
#

Wat

#

Bruh

#

3d platformer

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Cursed game

tired anvil
#

Stalker platformer already sounds cursed

sharp current
#

Too bad

median rock
sharp current
#

This is now my favorite emoji on all of discord

#

Now that i put more than one second of thought into my brain

#

Stalker platformer makes no sense

tired anvil
#

Too bad

sharp current
#

Noob

tired anvil
#

Ok

pseudo rivet
#

On a serious note, a Stalker RTS could actually work

mystic ridge
#

what

#

no

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god

pseudo rivet
#

Platform Game, not so much

tired anvil
#

real time strategy?

pseudo rivet
#

Yeah

median rock
tired anvil
#

hoi4 stalker GWmemetownOMEGALUL

pseudo rivet
topaz magnet
#

Like being a general in one of the factions, have the monolith led by the wish granter, i can see it happening

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I would play stalker rts

pseudo rivet
topaz magnet
#

Even halo series has an rts, why not stalker?

rancid coyote
#

Stalker is not a battlefield

tired anvil
#

Think that was attempted already

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Years ago

rancid coyote
#

In 2008

tired anvil
#

Tho if you want an RTS made by your favourite Ukrainian company, Cossacks still exists

rancid coyote
#

Only two parts

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I've never heard of 3rd one

pseudo rivet
#

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Cossacks

tired anvil
#

Exists nontheless

median rock
#

We need S.A.L.K.E.R (salo ahahaah)

rancid coyote
#

Breaking news: Sergey Grigorovich cancels S2; reason being NDA_Rock says PR specialist of GSC Gameworld. Rumours say that the reason was lack of money for Pepsi

median rock
rancid coyote
#

Eventually studio will start working on Oblivion Lost 2, f2p battle Royale game with Despacito 2 as the official soundtrack

median rock
#

Breaking news: Sergey Grigorovich cancels S2; reason being NDA_Rock says PR specialist of GSC Gameworld. Rumours say that the reason was lack of money for Pepsi
@rancid coyote I think Ukraine can affords 2 wars smile_strelok

rancid coyote
sharp current
#

Why are no femal in stalker

#

Because then there would be stalkers

pseudo rivet
#

They don't like it in the Zone

sharp current
#

Ha funny

#

Funy joke

pseudo rivet
#

Not kidding

sharp current
#

No i mean

#

I made funny jok

pseudo rivet
#

Okay

sharp current
#

Laugh

pseudo rivet
#

Can't

sharp current
#

Y

pseudo rivet
#

Not funny

sharp current
#

No

tired anvil
#

Nice joke Crimson

pseudo rivet
finite dragon
#

oh no

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he has the joker mask on

#

its N word time isnt it

native ibex
#

Hey guys

pseudo rivet
tired anvil
#

Hey generic

topaz magnet
#

Crimson is joker stalker, he knows the jokes

pseudo rivet
tired anvil
#

Crimson IS a joke

pseudo rivet
#

You get it

midnight finch
placid apex
#

Nice joke Bro

tough oyster
#

any good mods for stalker shadow of chernobyl ?

sharp current
#

Theres one that starts with an M

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I dont remember nam

#

Its really popular tho i think

teal bridge
#

Misery?

sharp current
#

Yea

#

Misery

#

That one is popular i think

#

So play that

teal bridge
#

Its good , quite frustrating tho

#

Really hardcore

#

So take care

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dont break your keyboard

sharp current
#

The base game is hardcore anyways

teal bridge
#

Yes

sharp current
#

So thats gotta be even more hardcore

#

Jesus

#

I cant even imagine

teal bridge
#

Misery is brutal

sharp current
#

Like how do you do hardcore hardcore

teal bridge
#

Honestly im just laughing at how

#

in Misery

#

can destroy you

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in 2 bites

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or 1 bite even

sharp current
#

D o g

teal bridge
#

D O G

sharp current
#

Is it just me or are the dogs friendly at the start

teal bridge
#

Uhhhhhhhhh

#

In Misery no one is friendly

#

Trust no one

#

not even yourself

#

Vanilla I guess yes?

sharp current
#

I meant in vanilla

#

O

teal bridge
#

Vanilla stalker is nooooooot great tbh

#

Its a buggy unpolished mess

sharp current
#

I cant run mods tho

teal bridge
#

I played through it

#

the guns shoot like waterguns

#

accuracy sucks

#

AI is poopy

#

I dont know how I had the patience

sharp current
#

omfg its really annoying when the military kills you and then say QHAT ARE U STANDING THERE FOR STLAKER

teal bridge
#

to finish the game a few times

#

vanilla

#

I thought " hey this game is pretty cool"

#

then I installed some mods that enhanced the experience and it was like

#

"...ouch"

#

Yea lmao

sharp current
#

Its literally impossible to kill someone with a pistol without hitting their head

#

And the shotgun

#

I pump two shots into a guy

teal bridge
#

Yeah the damage is horrible

#

in vanilla

sharp current
#

And he doesnt die

#

Will a damage mod affect performance

#

Because im playing on a computer with a dead battery and the base game overheats

finite dragon
#

its literally impossible to kill someone wearing a vest with 9x18 makarov without shooting him in the head

#

Hmm i wonder

sharp current
#

kk

finite dragon
#

Also play on master diff

sharp current
#

I am

#

Because not noob B)

#

My friend said i was a noob and should play easy

#

But hes dumb cause he rather play tf2 then stalker

finite dragon
#

Tf2 is gay now

river tendon
#

why?

sharp current
#

Its kinda the opposite

#

You know

#

With everyone calling you

#

The g a y word

#

Except its a dif word

teal bridge
#

nah Shill

#

the thing is

finite dragon
#

TF2 hasnt been good since like 2017

teal bridge
#

in that first mission u do in shadow of chernobzl

finite dragon
#

Oop rule 3

teal bridge
#

no swearing_

#

?

finite dragon
#

Yea

#

Its gay

sharp current
#

Why does exist

#

The rule

teal bridge
#

Because screw logic

#

thats why

finite dragon
#

The server got attacked by shills in the media
Russian media ofc

#

So sergiy doesnt want it happening again

sharp current
#

Wait wat

#

Wdym

#

Discord on the news?

#

Wth

#

By media wdym

finite dragon
#

Which is only true for like, me and a few others

sharp current
#

Lol

finite dragon
#

By faggy soyboy bloggers and anti ukraine shills

sharp current
#

What is a shill

#

Im new here

finite dragon
#

You seem new to the internet

sharp current
#

Bruh

#

Im not

finite dragon
#

Someone paid to push a narrative or advertize something

sharp current
#

O

#

Who would pay to yeet this server

finite dragon
#

yeet
Okay so all the time on the internet youve spent on instagram

sharp current
#

No

#

Ive never used it

#

Wait so is this a political thing

#

Cause you said anti ukraine

finite dragon
#

Yes

sharp current
#

O

finite dragon
#

Probably

sharp current
#

Lmao “i hate ukraine” “lemme attack an international server”

#

Big brain

finite dragon
#

About a game set in ukraine

#

Made by ukranians

sharp current
#

Wait isnt the conflict between ukraine and ukraine

finite dragon
#

No the one between ukraine and russia

sharp current
#

O

finite dragon
#

Probably something to do with the two fighting over crimea like my parents over me in the divorce smile_strelok

pseudo rivet
#

-warn @teal bridge Rule 3

iron heathBOT
#
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pseudo rivet
#

-warn @finite dragon Rule 3

iron heathBOT
#
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