Add whatever piece of line or clause that would either progress the story, deepen the story, or confuse the story (lol). Make sure that it would at least progress the story a bit to prevent from any premature endings.
Infinite chapters, volumes, etc.
#User generated story script
sick moth
July 9th, 2057. An incident happened that caused the world to be in shambles.
dense siren
on that fateful day, 2 thirds of the world's population was eradicated.
sick moth
No one knew what caused it, yet they continued forward for survival and reestablishment of society.
wide dune
but one man, who has lived in the shadows for too long. Knew it all..
gray latch
Chickenman2342 the best Minecraft player of all!
gray scaffoldBOT
GG @gray latch, you just advanced to level 2! π§
dense siren
Chickenman2342 the best Minecraft player of all!
said the member of a children's special needs center
noble raptor
But little did they know, behind that mask of straightforward stupidity and jauntiness lied horrors unknown to the rest of humanity, which even the presidents of the world did not know.
rancid kraken
But little did they know, behind that mask of straightforward stupidity and jaun...
But little did everyone know, the shadow man was someone who won the game awards...
rancid kraken
Gordon Freeman is suspected to know everything as it links back to him.
rancid kraken
Sadly, he died in late April of 2012.
hollow veldt
But then a German wizard revived him in January 2022
earnest condor
9
sick moth
"Am I going crazy?", he said.
rancid kraken
a children's special needs center blows up, the number 9 is found painted on a wall near it
hollow veldt
Nobody couldnβt understand why the number 9 was appearing everywhere
β¦except that one man
rancid kraken
July 9th, 2057, the date of the incident. And it would come to no surprise that the exact dates Gordon died and was revived were April 9th, 2012 and January 9th, 2022.
rancid kraken
August 9th 2057, a outbreak in the atlantic ocean causes a new zombie outbreak by a lab discovered. It seems as though the number 9 is a organization that tries to cause anarchy. Only that one man knows how to stop it which by fairytales he apparently liberated a entire world full of this organization called "Combines"
hollow veldt
Nobody couldnβt understand why the number 9 was appearing everywhere
β¦except tha...
That one man was later on found out to be an author suffering from dementia.
Thankfully he has now been cured from this disease, since then he has never been heard from
noble raptor
He then Ρums inside a M&Ms tube
sick moth
A person named "Sam" saw what he did, shouting "What the hell, dude?" and knocked him down unconscious for 5 hours for such sinful doing.
rancid kraken
However, inside the M&Ms tube was also a mysterious chemical which, combined with genetic liquid, created an explosion that turned Sam into a mouse.
gray latch
Sam had no idea what to do ,he curled up into a ball.
rancid kraken
According to a research at Crakbac University, genetic liquid combined with that mysterious chemical making a mouse also makes the mouse genetically mutated because of the uncertain nature of the chemicals combined.
rancid kraken
September 9th 2057, a local orphanage holding dream stans has been burned down by Sam. The one man knows how to stop sam, but nobody can find him.
rancid kraken
October 9th 2057, a new leader nicknamed "Heisenburger" has taken control of most of Europe. A new coalition has formed named "Freeman" has formed in the Nordic Countries.
rancid kraken
real combat image
rancid kraken
November 9th 2057, the Freeman Coalition fell as their desperate last attempt has failed. Heisenburger controls the world now with no resistance left and has taken the one man who knew it all into their custody. A riot has happened in the former territory of "France" which could cause a civil war.
rancid kraken
Decemember 10th 2057, the former land of "France" is freed and has now freed the one man but he refuses to reveal who he is.
earnest condor
January 12th 2058, I farted
rancid kraken
January 12th 2058, I farted
January 12th 2058, the fart was so powerful that it killed a quarter of the entire population and with a devestating aftermath
rancid kraken
Febuary 19th 2058, PopCorners are invented which has helped unite world peace.
gray latch
Then some dufus decided to fly a drone into a enemy country and started world war 3
rancid kraken
Then some dufus decided to fly a drone into a enemy country and started world wa...
Little did that dufus know that he hit Andrew Tate's buggati. This made him get his army of hustlers to attack the world
gray latch
Then the president of the United States did nothing becuase he forgot about it ,but the last president tweeted about it
rancid kraken
April 2nd, 2058: Mars finally becomes habitable.
cinder birch
April 5th, 2058: INGSOC takes over both of the Americas, the British Isles, Australia and New Zealand.
rancid kraken
April 6th 2058: The remaining citizens left on Asia and Europe have voted to unite to fight INGSOC as they believe INGSOC is a threat and too dangerous. Their leader has quoted "INGSOC is a little bitch"
cinder birch
April 7th, 2058: An incident occurs in the Black Mesa Research Facility that caused a Resonance Cascade, allowing creatures from the Borderworld to enter Earth. INGSOC forces rapidly rush in to intervene but are forced to withdraw due to losing several men. The Lambda Team of the facility successfully teleported Gordon Freeman to the Borderworld and killed the creature coordinating the invasion. However, the incident attracted the Combine, an interdimensional empire that launched an invasion into Earth and successfully occupied it in under 7 hours.
rancid kraken
April 8th 2058: A train arrived at City 17, holding Gordon Freeman aboard. Patrol guards interrogate him and he is let in.
gray latch
April 8th 2058: A train arrived at City 17, holding Gordon Freeman aboard. Patro...
Then he is sat down and given a plate of cheese.
rancid kraken
Then he is sat down and given a plate of cheese.
Gordon Freeman ate the cheese. Apparently, the cheese was the genetically modified cummed in m&m tube created in August 9th 2057. It supposed to make its user a Borderworld Creature however, Gordon is resistant to them.
gray latch
Gordon Freeman ate the cheese. Apparently, the cheese was the genetically modifi...
Then all of the suden a fridge falls through the floor
gray scaffoldBOT
GG @gray latch, you just advanced to level 3! π§
rancid kraken
Then all of the suden a fridge falls through the floor
Indiana Jones opens the fridge door, he said that a nuclear blast happened. A mouse named TNT licked the cheese but then it turned into a Antilon. Gordon Freeman was unprepared so he had to run without his crowbar.
rancid kraken
May 9th 2058, a resistance movement in Paris is formed. The combines send metro police and soldiers to attack the resistance however this failed. The combines are now planning how to destroy the resistance.
cinder birch
May 12th, 2058: The Combine leaves Paris alone because they have standards as well
gray latch
May 13 and a half there is a man who jumps out of the sewer singing about ranold McDonald and gets shot by a cop
rancid kraken
Paris Explosion
solid oasis
May 22,
There was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived
Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world
Obscured as it was by great clouds
Here they played out their peaceful lives
Innocent of the litany of excess and violence
That was growing in the world below
To live in harmony with
The spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough
Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town
They came in camouflaged
cinder birch
May 23: my balls
rancid kraken
May 24: Someone scratches his balls
earnest condor
May 24: it me
solid oasis
May 24: it happened
rancid kraken
May 25: Combine Leader makes a announcement saying "Yes I did scratch his balls and they felt very good" then Gordon Freeman responds saying "I scratched his balls and they are smoother then a cue ball and the combines didnt scratch it" in turn this causes a war between the Combines and Resistance.
solid oasis
:-((
rancid kraken
May 26: John Wick appears out of nowhere and Indiana Jones comes out a fridge again then a portal opens up and Scott Lang comes out?!1?
rancid kraken
April 9th: A combine weapon factory has exploded which has delayed the Combine Army to expand into the Resistance. More then around 200,000 people have been killed in this explosion and has caused the city of Combinia to be unhabitable.
solid oasis
Ryan Reynolds
rancid kraken
June 9th: The Combines have developed a large explosive called a "Nuke" which can obliberate a city in minutes. Turns out the Combine Empire has dropped the nuke on where the main resistance base is. However, Gordon Freeman was the only one inside of there but got teleported to the Borderworld last second.
rancid kraken
Gordon Freeman has itchy balls
solid oasis
Holy crap
rancid kraken
Gordon Freemans Suit Dialogue recovered transcript:
G: Theres a big red button I'm going to touch it
5 minutes later
G: Why the hell is there a fat bitch whos wearing blue overalls and a red hat?
gray scaffoldBOT
Caleb.S.#4074 has been warned
gray latch
All the sudden Gordon Freeman pees his pants
solid oasis
Nazi soldiers
rancid kraken
Then BJ Blazkowicz comes out of nowhere with the Lazerkraftwerk?!?!!
Then a Atom Bomb drops in New York
Now 20 nazi robot mechanical dogs are on a massacre which even the Combines cant stop the advance... yet Gordon Freeman is nowhere to be seen
solid oasis
Yay BJ Blaskowicz!!! My hero
rancid kraken
BJ tells tick to play the new order
solid oasis
Tick tries it out a few weeks later and loves the Wolfenstein series more. Literally kills Nazis for living now
(i hashtag #liked the part where Engel got her mouth busted up by the torture machine)π
rancid kraken
Gordon Freeman was found out in Manhattan leading a resistance movement then a fridge fell out the sky with Indiana Jones in it almost killing Gordon
solid oasis
Bj Blaskowicz is riding a panzerhund and setting soldaten on fire a few days later
Fergus then loses his arm (again)
solid oasis
Bj Blaskowicz goes on a stupid quest to get to the arm
earnest condor
I make out with Bj Blaskowicz
solid oasis
scarlet ether
April 10th, 2023: ITS ONLY ONE HOUR UNTIL IT BECOMES BIRDβS BIRTHDAY
LETS FUGGING GO!
rancid kraken
BJ Blazkowicz is missing and Gordon is missing
Currently the third reich has conquered the whole world with the last resistant country USA being nuked by a A bomb forcing them to surrender
The world is doomed
solid oasis
I am god and so i randomly exist in the Wolfenstein universe and i repair the damage the bomb has caused to the US
General Engel is physically attracted to bj blast my ahs and shows serious signs of sadism towards him (she also sticks a gun in his mouth)
rancid kraken
Gordon Freeman is missing and scientists have made a hyptothesis that Gordon is in another world making advanced technology
April 5th 2059: A chemical plant explosion in Paris the biggest chemical plant in the world has exploded sending radiation and chemicals up to Los Angeles. More then 500,000 people have died and Nazi officials have claimed "Ja resistance member stupid idiot explode it"
rancid kraken
Map that shows impact of explosion
red: blast zone
orange: lots of radiation and burns
yellow: mild
solid oasis
april 5th 2059: i gave bombastic sideye to the explosion
cinder birch
SAME
solid oasis
I KNOW
rancid kraken
april 5th 2059: i gave bombastic sideye to the explosion
The last resistance member is found dead in the Paris Catacombs with the only hope being BJ comes back
solid oasis
Oh neinnnnn (I am a Resistance member)
rancid kraken
boob
solid oasis
Wyatt Probst III gets his ear and his cheek cut by an axe in the Wyatt timeline of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus.
rancid kraken
martinez
solid oasis
Deathshead
scarlet ether
@rancid kraken
rancid kraken
@scarlet ether
scarlet ether
solid oasis
@scarlet ether @rancid kraken
scarlet ether
@solid oasis @solid oasis
scarlet ether
hey how would you feel if the entire world split apart and u saw the neighborhood around u falling to the ground as every piece of seeable nature is cracking apart from the huge ravine that's being created in front of ur house thats been caused by the worldwide earthquake
From the atmosphere looms a glooming red and black hue and from the left side you see a red bloom like sun with smoked colored clouds covering the sun, knowing this is the last image of the world you'll see before inevitably dying from the shaking techconic plates below you?????!!1!1?1!2?1!?2!2?2!4?!2?2!2?1?2π₯Άπ₯Άππ±ππ±ποΈππΊπ²π²π²ππππβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈπ¨π±π¨π±π¨π±π¨π±π¨π±π¨π±π¨π±π¨π±π¨π±π¨π±
HI IS THAT THE REPLY
@rancid kraken
rancid kraken
YEASSS
THAT
IS
THE
REOLYYYY
scarlet ether
YAYYYYYYY
rancid kraken
YES
YES
YESSSS
rancid kraken
How WOULD U FEEL IF THST JAPP NEDDDHDIBDR
scarlet ether
This is the moment
Tonight is the night
We'll fight till it's we put our hands up
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold ussssssssss
rancid kraken
SUREEEEEE I WANNA DEE IT .O.
scarlet ether
THIS IS ANOTHER REPLY TOLLLL
rancid kraken
YEAAAAHSKDBISBDD
EVER HEARDDD OFFF THAT SONGGG????
solid oasis
I!!!2!2!2!222
scarlet ether
hey how would you feel if the entire world split apart and u saw the neighborhood around u falling to the ground as every piece of seeable nature is cracking apart from the huge ravine that's being created in front of ur house thats been caused by the worldwide earthquake
From the atmosphere looms a glooming red and black hue and from the left side you see a red bloom like sun with smoked colored clouds covering the sun, knowing this is the last image of the world you'll see before inevitably dying from the shaking ground
YEAH I DIDID IDID IDIDI
solid oasis
rancid kraken
hey how would you feel if the entire world split apart and u saw the neighborhoo...
YEAH THATSSS LITERALLY WHST I SAID BUT NORE CRAP?????
scarlet ether
AND ALSO ANOTHER ONE TOO BOORDDD
rancid kraken
WHY DO UOU HAVE A BETTER TV THAN MINE ππ
scarlet ether
hey how would you feel if the entire world split apart and u saw the neighborhood around u falling to the ground as every piece of seeable nature is cracking apart from the huge ravine that's being created in front of ur house thats been caused by the worldwide earthquake
solid oasis
IDK??@?@?@
rancid kraken
AND ALSO ANOTHER ONE TOO BOORDDD
SHOWEW NEEEEEEEEEE
rancid kraken
hey how would you feel if the entire world split apart and u saw the neighborhoo...
LUNA U BITCH THSTS THE SAME MESSGE BUT MIRE MORE SHFRAPPYYYY
:((((((
rancid kraken
-$)4:48$:$9:$9$
HEYY LUNAA REAL TALDKOSKS
rancid kraken
WOULDDDD UUU WANNA GET BUT FRICKED BY A
solid oasis
rancid kraken
CAN I ASK IN DMS
scarlet ether
BY A WHAT
rancid kraken
XDDDDDDDD
scarlet ether
SURE BIRD XD!!!!!!!!!!
rancid kraken
YAYYYEHEVEIEVDD
scarlet ether
TICK THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER DO NOT TELL EVERONETY HIS
REMOVE EVRTYONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
solid oasis
Oh wait ywah
Eric Cartman is a Nazi soldat
And Kyle broflovski is with the resistence
And
rancid kraken
he farted
solid oasis
No
sick moth
From the shadows emerged Mikhail from Siberia, Russia. He is an anti-revolutionist, and often called by his fellow mercenaries as "Heavy [Weapons guy]". Heavy somehow found a rift in the space time continuum a while ago which transported him to the present: August 9th, 2057.
cinder birch
august 10th, 2057: fortnite
rancid kraken
From the shadows emerged Mikhail from Siberia, Russia. He is an anti-revolutioni...
Mikhali knows everything bad is going to happen so he tries to warn world leaders about whats going to happen in the future however they just take it with a grain of salt. August 11 2057
sick moth
Then, he called for "MEDIC!"
rancid kraken
A black hole appears sucking Mikhali up into it, he wakes up in a whole new universe called "Quarp"
The medic never came
deep mango
Mikhali immediately sees a lot of chickens about, and he asks one where he is. The chicken states that they are in Quarp, as previously mentioned, and that the intelligent species there was the chicken. All chickens in this world are led by King Chickenman2342, The best Minecraft player.
cinder birch
kfc starts an invasion of quarp
rancid kraken
July 9th 2058, The Sanders army has massacred 90% of the chicken population and when Mikhali was about to die he felt lightheaded then woke up on earth and he accidently time travelled to May 24th 2021. Mikhali realizes he has the abillity to time travel anywhere or go anywhere.
rancid kraken
May 25th 2021
earnest condor
My balls itched
deep mango
From the shadows emerged Mikhail from Siberia, Russia. He is an anti-revolutioni...
Mikhail (heavy weapons guy) gets mad that the writers keep misspelling his name as "Mikhali"
rancid kraken
Mikhali (heavy weapons guy) accidently travelled into a different dimension with spider people on the billboards. A building is falling and he saves a spider person identified as Miles Morales. However, Miles Morales was supposed to die and it was a "canon event" which if you disrupt might destroy the whole multiverse.
rancid kraken
Mikhali (heavy weapons guy) accidently travelled into a different dimension with...
however, canon events are revealed to be fake
rancid kraken
however, canon events are revealed to be fake
Mikhali (heavy weapons guy) finds out about this and spreads it everywhere causing him to be on a watchlist by Miguel O Hara
sick moth
Mikhali (heavy weapons guy) finds out about this and spreads it everywhere causi...
While Miguel O Hara underestimated Mikhail as a mere human mercenary from the 60s, Mikhail executed a successful taunt kill called "Pootis POW" on Miguel, winning over him, thus ending the Spider Society regime.
rancid kraken
While Miguel O Hara underestimated Mikhail as a mere human mercenary from the 60...
However, due to the chain of these events which were "not canon" a black hole appeared and Mikhali got sucked into the black hole and because of his powers he survived but now is stuck in a 4 dimensional world.
rancid kraken
However, due to the chain of these events which were "not canon" a black hole ap...
Mikhail reminds himself of his mother and 3 sisters and gets the motivation to escape the black hole and return to the past, aka his present. He successfully uses bullet to outsmart the black hole and is able to escape it. He then goes searching for a new rift in the space-time continuum that would transport him back to the 60s.
sick moth
Mikhail reminds himself of his mother and 3 sisters and gets the motivation to e...
For some reason, ex-NASA pilot Joseph Cooper found Mikhail and helped him dock into the Endurance spacecraft. Fortunately, they were in-route to Saturn to approach the wormhole they discovered weeks ago in search for a new home for mankind. It turns out, there is an ongoing ecocide of the world since the incident.
cinder birch
rancid kraken
For some reason, ex-NASA pilot Joseph Cooper found Mikhail and helped him dock i...
After they make a quick stop at the base in Saturn called "Cooper Base" they go to the colonized planet called "Edmunds" where Mikhali meets another astronaut named "Brand"
When they make a visit to the unhabitable earth they find a DVD of a movie called "Interstellar" which was extremely similar to Coopers journey but they didnt think much of it.
rancid kraken
While they are on Edmunds a group of unknown species start charging towards them with millions of them. Mikhali, Cooper, and Brand have to abandon their colony.
earnest condor
September 8 2120
I went to the andrologist, itβs radioactive
rancid kraken
September 9 2120
I found this metal ball on a journey which opens and closes Im going to close it
September 9 2120
Oops didnt know it did that
solid oasis
September 10 2120
I was born.
cinder birch
September 11 2120
https://tenor.com/view/twin-towers-south-tower-north-tower-world-trade-center-flashback-gif-23538760
rancid kraken
September 13 2120
A space time continum got ripped which caused these eventw
earnest condor
September 14 2120
It was caused by my balls
rancid kraken
September 15 2120
A ball scratcher was invented to stop this from happening
rancid kraken
2 Neutron stars collided sending "strange matter" across the universe and it happens to touch earth which causes everything to turn into strangelets however, Mikhali travelled to another multiverse before this happended.
earnest condor
Those 2 neutron stars are in fact, my balls
rancid kraken
Mikhali sees... Ninja Turtles?
(ends on a cliff hangar)
deep mango
July 25th, 2004, Mikhail spots the turtles (where the last episode ended) fleeing from the Utrom Shredder. Mikhail (Heavy) decides to intervene by pulling out his minigun "Sasha" attempting to mow the shredder down, but to no effect. Shredder reacts by charging at the Heavy and slashing him down. Only to be stopped by the summoned RED Heavy. (The one we were following was the BLU one). Ken Ashcorp's song "absolute territory" starts playing as BLU Heavy puts on a pair of aviators. The episode ends with the Heavys charging at the Utrom Shredder.
sick moth
August 20th, 2004, Mikhail decided to rest for the whole month with his sandvich, while the Enginners build a sentry nest, and the whole team vibin'. Moments later, Merasmus decided to steal the sandvich before Heavy gets to eat it, until Soldier slaps Merasmus and told him to "get back to ur room, roommate, and clean it up! i had it cleaned before but u keep making a mess with ur shennigans." Also he said "also hi merasmus". "Ok, Soldier," Merasmus said before yeeting himself into their "apartment".
A few hours later, Heavy was laughed on due to some trolling by Soldier and Spy, until Soldier got hit by a random critical heart attack. "If God had wanted me to live, he would have not created a heart attack," he screamed before he suddenly died. "Here lies Soldier," Spy said on his grave, "he was a mumbling amateur that died a filthy pumpkin."
rancid kraken
August 25th, 2004, Mikhali forgor his sandwich
rancid kraken
i love sexual intercourse
rancid kraken
August 31st, 2004, Lionel Pissy has won the Piss Cup! The back to back champions of the Piss Cup.
rancid kraken
August 5th, 2005
"Strange Matter" has landed on the Earth...
Everything is turning into Strange Matter and its too late to do anything now.
Mikhali uses Light Speed Skipping to escape but his sandwich is forever gone
rancid kraken
August 7th, 2005
..
cinder birch
december 6 2937
fart
rancid kraken
december 7 2937
poop
rancid kraken
december 25th, 50304
the world explodes
rancid kraken
december 25th, 69430666
i stop sharting my pants
rancid kraken
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rancid kraken
shet
rancid kraken
december 69 18:98
MY SHEET
rancid kraken
dcember 70
rancid kraken
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
I've lost track of time.... Been pissing in this bucket and it smells like a dozen rotten eggs.
Anyways, I hope those terrorists dont find us and
earnest condor
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
my balls itch
cinder birch
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
f
rancid kraken
Pp
rancid kraken
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
My balls are getting massaged
hexed flame
p
rancid kraken
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
what's bbl
solid oasis
Clay Puppington
hexed flame
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
kai cenat
rancid kraken
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
My favorite genitals is penis and I always go to venus to suck more penis
hexed flame
Mikhali's Diary
Day ???????
Drake
sick moth
June 6th, 3097
Joe Biden has finally awoken from their slumber. The world shall witness the reckoning soon.
deep mango
June 7th, 3098
A random Feral island rooster mauls Joe biden
hexed flame
June 8th, 3099
ExplodingTNT uploads a video about his love for Joe Biden
hexed flame
June 9th 2039
Joe biden making out with justin tredeau
hexed flame
End of the squeakquel
gray scaffoldBOT
rustel1 has been warned
craggy wyvern
June 8th 2029
Joe Biden is dead, the current Joe Biden is an imposter named Joe Biwen
prime hill
Boy we do not do the pee pee poop poo language here
Thatβs naughty
prime hill
**June 8th 2029**
Joe Biden is dead, the current Joe Biden is an imposter named ...
wtf
?
craggy wyvern
July 10th 2030
Lowtiergod challenges joe biwen in the presidency.
hexed flame
July 4th 2031
mustard on the beat ho
hexed flame
August 25th 2100,
Sandwich guy (mikhali) realizes there are multiple sandwiches
craggy wyvern
August 32nd 2012
Why is he named sandwich guy? Does he like knuckle sandwiches? Is he stupid?
hexed flame
August 72nd 2013
He watches the minecraft movie trailer and falls into a coma...
magic grove
August 92nd, 1874