#Umamusume
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Fuji is overdressed for a god damn spring festival
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2049071072394314180
The thought of ishowspeed and umamusume existing in the same place
This would be a golden opportunity for racing authorities, especially in America, to try and bring him to one of the big meetings and show off the sport
QRT: yoxics
ISHOWSPEED THOUGHT HE COULD OUTRACE A HORSE 😭

this is fuji we're talking about
did you forget her ballroom dress
but that's a ballroom event
still, its fuji
Christmas was 4 months ago Hayahide
Is bro cooked?
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@Ulster081 ENG TL/TS by me.
︀︀Caption: "Dia-chan in her nightgown appeared."
︀︀#ウマ娘 #サトノダイヤモンド
︀︀この翻訳について何か不満があったら、教えてください
Lmao
Maid Dober by @DasukaSuki_4G
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︀︀Role-reversal Lady Dober and Peasant Digitan is just peaaak!!
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︀︀#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
︀︀#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations
Quoting ダスカスキー4世 (@DasukaSuki_4G)
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お題とは少しずれるかも知れませんがメイドドーベルを描かせていただきました。
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︀︀ドーベルとデジタルってアプリだと全く絡みないですけど、同人活動を通して仲良しになっててくれると嬉しいです。
︀︀あとこれはちょっと大きい声では言いにくいんですけど、お嬢様に給仕服着させるのって…いいですよね
Finally, an S rank
finally, hm ?
Silence
CHILD
You know, i just realised something about Meisho Tabaru's addition to L'arc. He does better on soft terrain right?
I think they are thinking that if longchamp turns into a bog like last year, at least they have a soft runner
She looks like a grandma
Cursed
shes called Win Variation for a reason, theyre not constant
ill see myself out
And it's why I call her the king's jester
another late med
4/30(木)、GOLD WEEK プリティーダービーガチャ開催決定!
GOLD WEEKを盛り上げるウマ娘がピックアップされて登場予定!
★3は別衣装を含めたピックアップ対象のみ出現!
詳細はお知らせをご確認ください。
https://t.co/m4AfjsfqaU
#ウマ娘 #ゲームウマ娘
only gold family and their alts
and from what im reading its not paid too
no red cms back to back
late power card
Kek
finally a new front card
Kagurabachi fans gassing Uma Musume to protect Cypic's rep is the best possible timeline especially when it's RTTT
QRT: Me0wNoir_
This is an anime opening by the way.
Dont chat my studio
Ok now what?
damn you actually did lmfao
forever young, mr worldwide
Yahagi is having a laugh lol
shachou trying to give his own nepobaby the best story ever
"All right, CM Finals! How bad can it go?"
Game: "Your Ace is #6 Favorite."
" 🐴 "
I don't think Yahagi is sending Ebayan to Royal Ascot
But itd be funny
And give juicy story material
GET ON MY
LEVEL
The only and i do mean
ONLY
Reason i do not have any S ranks before is because i have a better time on JP than GLB
bleh
Petulant child
Maire shut the fuck up when you don't even have SIL
LUGH YOU SHUT
No
You will not bully my deputy especially when you don't even have the Umamusume you like the most
nani?
He has to win or finished second in the Takarazuka Kinen to go to the Arc. If he not doing well in zuka, he will not go to the Arc
Not to mention Reve and Ebayan being allowed to run in the Prince of Wales Stake
That's it?
listen...im still trying
Try harder 
5 years in for JP and max amount of umas is still only 340? 
I face painted all the Miis with my own hand.
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Day 168 of daily Stego.
i find it funny the ai translation mistranslate maruchan into maruzensky
Huh, you know this supoca?
They are actually playing this game, but instead of a stick, they put it on a moving target. And it seems red team is pissed
覚悟せよ。聴けば最後、
鼓膜に、魂に、灼きついて離れない黄金色の旋律。
ーーーーーーーーーーーーー
作詞・作曲・編曲:市橋卓也 (Cygames)
歌:
ゴールドシップ (CV.上田瞳)
ナカヤマフェスタ (CV.下地紫野)
オルフェーヴル (CV.日笠陽子)
ドリームジャーニ...
I found this tweet of SEGA gassing up their horses
When you ask for a Golden Tyrant but you get this instead
Here you go.
覚悟せよ。聴けば最後、
鼓膜に、魂に、灼きついて離れない黄金色の旋律。
ーーーーーーーーーーーーー
作詞・作曲・編曲:市橋卓也 (Cygames)
歌:
ゴールドシップ (CV.上田瞳)
ナカヤマフェスタ (CV.下地紫野)
オルフェーヴル (CV.日笠陽子)
ドリームジャーニ...
It's not the Tyrant, but it is the Triumph.
Well she is a tyrant in a different sense
She is La Creatura
Happy birthday, Aruvu (Admire Groove)!
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Composer: Misaki Asada
Performed by: Sachika Misawa
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I will have to teach you how to read the channel description!
If ya'll were wondering who was pelting tachyon with balls in the new supoca, it's the other half of poketaki
And that's why... She's a wife material
||now i want an art of King Halo pregnant||
All she needs to do is make an artist annoyed enough.
Day 169 of daily Stego.
https://x.com/i/status/2049794365963604154 maid in love
-# if she ever comes out
And if she ever comes out in the next banner or two yk @tender rain is going to curse you
pls don't
The Ender Showdown
And NOW you are living like a normal human being 
Ender's game
LET'S GOOOOOOO
Spin, spin, until the end of the world
#uma #umameme #umamusume #umamusumememes #umamusumememe #umamemes #haruurara #agnesdigital #matikanefukukitaru #matikanetannhauser #mambo #silencesuzuka #agnestachyon #tachyon #oguricap #oguri #sakurachiyonoo #chiyono #umamusumegame #anime #animememe #animeshorts #shortsanime #shortsyoutube #shortsvideo...
Wait, which one? 
Curse him? No I'll do worse
Which one made money
I mean, when I read Rubicon, my mind goes to AC6
Can someone explain how Gold Ship of all decided to do Front Runner style and won?


I did mean the AC6 Rubicon
Aw hell yeah
Oversized shirt is better, thx
First Cesa's family and now the extended Tachyon family too
Cant wait to see more uma families be shown
CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN TRACEN ANYMORE
More Kei appreciation needed
Kek
I have a sneaking suspicion that @obsidian turret would like this art
The Initials for UmaMusume Pretty Derby,
UMPD,
Can also be translated as
UmaMusume Police Department.
Happy birthday, Furioso and Silence Suzuka
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"Silent Nice Nature" by momo_nosukeee
︀︀TL & TS by me
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︀︀#NiceNature
︀︀#Umamusume
︀︀#UmaTranslations
Quoting モモのすけ (@momo_nosukeee)
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沈黙のナイスネイチャ
Happy birthday, Suzuka-san 🎉
Day 170 of daily Stego.
Insert the gif

Do you think agnes flight and tachyon's designs are gonna be similar like Verxina and vivilos or completely different like brian and hayahide
It's my wife's birthday
Suzuka-sama?
Maxing wit before senior summer feels great
Well
In my opinion, this is the best Deep Impact race
To understand how insane his perfomance in this race, you need to know what is Furlong. A furlong is a unit of distance used in horse racing to measure how far a race is run. One furlong equals one-eighth of a mile, or 220 yards (660 feet), or 201.17 meters
https://youtu.be/TpW7CfkIEtc?si=lrumTqZtPUltkgIS
Original: https://youtu.be/GHkuQa7orfY
1: Deep Impact (Take Yutaka)
2:Lincoln (Norihiro Yokoyama)
3: Stratagem (Glenn Boss)
And Deep Impact actually ran the final 4 furlongs in 44.8 seconds, what an absolute monster
Should such a horse even be allowed to exist?
-- The Narrator in Deep Impact JRA CM
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Day 171 of daily Stego.
SPInning CArrot.

Don't say that, Spe might jump her at the mention of carrot
Wait there's actually fanart of that? 


Glasses Uma! 
Wait, Pisa actually kinda thicc?
pisa's
EXTRA THICC
"Eclipse First, The Rest Nowhere" gate 
And you just HAVE to have That position in me Brian race, don't ya.

I believe I finally understand what These are predictions for. 
Perfomance in Early, Mid, and Late Race.
is it not SPD STA POW
Teio is Pace Chaser, but she is low on stamina and without recovery skills.
She will contend the Early Race, but is expected to fall behind mid-race until she recovers herself a bit with the final spurt.
Ryan is Late Surger, but she doesn't have the raw stats to set herself in position early race, until her late surge abd Skills start picking her up to the end
Man I giga low rolled. 7/8 Days no rainbows in summer
could have maxed spd power and wit
Nah
well no medium S, it was a dead run
The reason it may appear to be Speed, Stamina, and Power, is because of the Early-Mid-Late orientation.
Power becomes essential to Late Race, so the Umamusume with the best kind of power and spurt will usually get the good expectation for that part of the race.
we might have different definitions of a 'low roll' 
While the midrace is about pacing one's stamina, and the early race is mostly for positioning, which uses speed.
That's not a low roll
You're way overthinking it, it's just the sum of an uma's stats
1st circle: speed + guts
2nd circle: stamina + wit
3rd circle: power + guts and wit
Last one idr for certain, but it's something like that
It also takes into account aptitudes and skill count but no idea to what degree
Keep in mind mood also affects the final calculation of stats
Which isn't accurate, because that's not always the case. 
Just for instance, Teio has more Stamina+Wit, yet Ryan is expected the advantage for the Middle Prediction.
Because Pace Chasing and lackign Stamina Skill means Teio won't hold for that stamina longer for the midrace, the same way Ryan would.
So it's not the Stats that decide the prediction, as many the community say.
But an overall predicted ability for that specified range of the race.
It is, it's in the code
The favorite doesn't take into account that they're understammed or anything
Welp
You know where this ends
Vodka is expected in the Late Race. 
And I can see why. 
But if Brian can maintain her advantage through the Early and Mid race, then she can get a good enough gap to score 1st Place before Vodka has a chance to overtake.
HOOOH MAH GAWD
Yeah.
💀
Jeezus.
Brian got stuck in the pack with the other 8 Pace Chasers for most of the round, so she couldn't stick to Suzuka's heel as we wanted to,
While the moment we hit the final corner Vodka just BURST OUT from 16th to right behind us, barely having just enough distance to score the first place before she overtook.
Check #18 on the top bar the moment the oak is passed.
And the final 20 meters ironically saved by Mayano's inherited skill.
Yeah, that Late Game Prediction was not fooling around 
A win for Japan on Kentucky Derby day! T O Elvis wins the Churchill Downs Stakes 🇯🇵
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︀︀@_RYUSEI_0531 l @KeibaKate
That hip window is insane.
Not a big horse racing guy but I watch this clip a hundred times a year. It’s the best call I think I’ve ever heard in sport.
QRT: br_betting
One of the greatest upsets in sports history.Rich Strike wins the 2022 Kentucky Derby at 80-1 odds 🥹
Goosebumps. Every single time.
(via @NBCSports)
at the very last second
GOLDEN TEMPO WENT FROM LAST TO FIRST IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY
THIS IS WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!!!
覚悟せよ。聴けば最後、
鼓膜に、魂に、灼きついて離れない黄金色の旋律。
ーーーーーーーーーーーーー
作詞・作曲・編曲:市橋卓也 (Cygames)
歌:
ゴールドシップ (CV.上田瞳)
ナカヤマフェスタ (CV.下地紫野)
オルフェーヴル (CV.日笠陽子)
ドリームジャーニ...
trully a Gold bloodline
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Tenno Sho (Spring) JRA Commercial
— Deep Impact
“Should such a horse even be allowed to exist?”
This my average roll.
This is my high roll
If I get like 400 statlines before junior year ends, thats how I know its a high roll
i usually just go for 300 since my ahh is too busy racing in 2nd half
Same unless I see a training like the one above. Was able to buy a charm and megaphone because of the previous races in junior year
Happy Bday Spe
God imagine Aka got smth like this
Like how Kei split from Aris into a spare body
@tender rain you do know i saw the notif right
And?
-# real
Shit
【#天皇賞春 確定】
1着 7 クロワデュノール 1人気
2着 15ヴェルテンベルク 12人気
3着 3 アドマイヤテラ 2人気
北村友一騎手騎乗クロワデュノールがV!
キタサンブラック産駒ワンツー&天皇賞春初制覇!
https://t.co/jMu9B8CsBI
CDN won
Wtf
I AM SITTED
#天皇賞(春)・GⅠは
⑦#クロワデュノールが勝利!
騎手は #北村友一
2着は⑮#ヴェルテンベルク
3着は③#アドマイヤテラ
【みんなのKEIBA次回放送は5月10日(日)午後3時】
#みんなのKEIBA
#フジテレビ競馬
Fun Fact:
With this win, Croix du Nord has won 4 G1 in 4 different racecourses:
- Hopeful Stakes - Nakayama racecourse
- Japanese Derby - Tokyo racecourse
- Osaka Hai - Hanshin racecourse
- Spring Tenno Sho - Kyoto racecourse
Another Fun Fact:
Croix du Nord has won both Osaka Hai and Spring Tenno Sho, the only horse that has done this beside him is his sire, Kitasan Black
The Kitalings are overtaking
Damn it's so close, no wonder it took 10 minutes for the photo finish
By pixel
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The only 5 horses that has completed the sweep of G1 victories at all four major JRA racecourses (Nakayama, Tokyo, Hanshin, Kyoto):
- T.M. Opera O
- Orfevre
- Gentildonna
- Kitasan Black
- Croix du Nord
Deep Impact won G1 races only at 3 racecourses; Nakayama, Tokyo, and Kyoto. He never won a G1 race at Hanshin racecourse because in 2006 the Takarazuka Kinen was moved to Kyoto racecourse, because at that time Hanshin racecourse was renovated
https://x.com/i/status/2050828028721479704 hope everybody had a Marvelous sunday
this mf
Fatty(affectionately)
trying the wit CB + gut build
Ok xoguri done for derby
Honestly, I don’t think the Spring Triple Crown carries the same prestige as the Classic Triple Crown. The Japanese Derby is the ultimate goal for Japanese horsemen, and the older-horse G1 races in spring do not always attract the absolute best possible fields.
But in terms of sheer difficulty, I think the Spring Triple Crown is unbelievably demanding. The real monster in that sequence is the Tenno Sho (Spring). Within roughly three months, a horse has to stretch from 2000m all the way to 3200m, then cut back again from 3200m to 2200m. That is brutal.
Even with Kitasan Black, I don’t think it was simply a matter of whether he suited the Takarazuka Kinen. I think the hard schedule itself — running a record-breaking Tenno Sho (Spring) after the Osaka Hai — eventually caught up with him.
Honestly, I don’t even know whether Croix du Nord can be brought into the Takarazuka in racing condition after this. But if he somehow becomes the first horse in history to com…
I hate the damn quick reaction shit so much
Hey guys
Shunsuke Yoshida (Sunday Racing rep) after the Tenno Sho:
“We decided to run him here with races like the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe in mind. We don't know what the future holds, but first and foremost, I'm glad we won. I believe he is a strong horse, so for now, I'm simply pleased with the victory.
I believe he is a horse that must become a stallion. There are still races we want to challenge, both domestically and internationally. I hope he secures many more wins, and I want him to enter stud in good form.”
FFS! Please no Arc attempt again, I'd rather see him won Spring Triple Crown and Autumn Triple Crown than seeing him getting send to Longswamp
Why do horse owners insist on racing the Arc
Day 172 of daily Stego.
Ikr? If I sums it up, this is like the square hole meme
Where does the turf stayer go? Arc hole
Where does the turf classics horse go? Arc hole
Where does the dirt horse go? Arc hole
that lose streak is REALLY tilting them huh
Alright I wanna hear everyone’s Foulest racing schedule choice for an Uma
This isn’t meta talk this is just to make you mentally reach deep and be evil
I’ll start
Tickezo doesn’t run the derby but wins both Satsuki Sho and Kikkuka Sho
BRO, ITS SO DAMN CLOSE
its literally impossible to tell without the high speed camera
Urara wins classic TS Spring and Arima
Not evil, just something to strive for
I’m talking like fundamentally just Wrong denying it from happening
Idk Rudolf only runs Miles races and skips the triple crown and such
hmm
https://t.co/WFlQ458M4b
QRT: JustinMacmahan
I’m completely ignorant when it comes to horse training, but I can’t think of one advantage to being a male vs female. How has a female trainer never won?

I don't imagine there's a lot of female trainers in the world professional scene running the Kentucky Derby specifically. 
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Double trouble
I see very well the double trouble
the cities
How about three more
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英語版です!
︀︀English Version
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︀︀Did you hear that?
︀︀That's the sound like a marriage proposal to me!
︀︀#umamusume #ウマ娘 #UmaTranslations
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小内ディクタ 💒
My bbg
2nd bond 11 after Still
Somehow mild
neither of them have the vibe for it 
Kitasan stocks are going up
Now imagine if Croix actually wins they Takarazuka Kinen
Or in their delusions, the Arc
Maybe it's just me, but I'd say that they should stop throwing horses at the Arc that performed well in Japan and instead look or train a horse actually suited for the muddy mess that is Longchamp whenever Japan decides to run in it
They've been doing that for decades and still no dice soooo
Right? I'd rather see him win the Grand Slam than seeing him ran at the Longswamp
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The 'B' in Black stands for Breeding.
Happy birthday, the god of destruction - Tanino Gimlet!
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Exactly, I'm no horse racing expert but even I can tell that one that's already accustomed to Japan's turf is not gonna perform well in much adverse conditions and we've already seen it first hand last year
Day 173 of daily Stego.
📑 Translated from Japanese
Tenno Sho Spring In the final stretch, the overwhelming favorite Croire Dunord... Kyoto Racecourse 50,000 people and chat 300,000 people screaming in despair!!!! #TennoShoSpring youtube.com/@bgm-jra
Original text
天皇賞春 最後の直線ダントツ人気のクロワデュノールが…京都競馬場 5万人とチャット 30万人が悲鳴!!!!
︀︀#天皇賞春 youtube.com/@bgm-jra
Holy shit the viewership is nuts
Wurttemberg almost recreating the 1993 Spring Tenno Sho, lol
Imagine the viewership in the Japanese Derby and Arima Kinen
I wonder, how much amount of mares do we have in the game compared to the stallions?
Totally normal Vodka run
Way less than stallions thats for sure
Gonna go count it on JP
Counting both playables and currently non-playables, theres 40 mares
Free 50 shards of gold family?
Say less
Only on Golden Week
And we're not even sure theyd rerun this type of Golden Week next year
Bro just take your chances on the GW banner
Lost to summer gold ship
Try again
But i do got tux festa and stay gold
Wait how is summer golshi a loss
Broke save for daring tact
The banner is literally for gold clan characters
I uhh i don't want her
All for her
Shes a myth atp gng
It takes a miracle for any news of her to release
5.5 cope
Gimlet san
Out of, i'm assuming, hundreds of playable characters, yeah?
Just playable? Like 30-31
Cant remember right
God i wish the archives actually had a tally
I'm talking about in general, not just the mares.
Well, excluding alt outfits.
...
Yeah thats the problem
I guess it wouldn't be that many after all if alt outfits are excluded huh...
Theres not really an option to exclude alts aside from looking at profiles
And they have npcs alongside playables
Excluding alt outfits are easy, but you just gotta count it one by one, sadly.
It will be easier if there are more alt outfits than there are actual characters.
I think at the point JP is at? I feel like its not an exaggeration
136 playable and currently non-playable
137 if you want to count Casino Drive since she is based on a real racehorse unlike most other npcs
So out of 136 playable and potentially playable ones, 40 of them are mares, yeah?
Yup
If yes, that's like, almost 1/3 ratio, not bad, honestly.
Actually since the archives somehow still dont have Rulership, Rose Kingdom, Epiphaneia and Logotype, the count is actually 140
Probably cuz they dont have supocas just yet
So the ratio is 2/7.
Yup
Crazy thing is, the question isn't how many in total.
...
For me, the question is "how different would the shipping discussion would be if they were accurate to their genders".
Eh, it's already insufferable as is.
The harem people are of different breeds, we (or at least i) don't really count them as shippers.
I'm just thinking that it would have a lot of yaoi ships if ut happens.
So functionally nothing changed
Nope, just different flavours.
Took me a while to realize that the new power card is Agnes Digital
(Wow she looks cool, wait THAT'S DIGITAL? )
I see
The surprising part is there will be a lot of straight ships, like a lot of them.
And all the insufferable baggage that comes with it
As if the average discussion over the ships wasnt insufferable enough
Every day on twt is just a metronome of "I wanna nuke this site" to "I love this site"
Shipping community has always been insufferable no matter what side it takes on.
Hence is why most of the time, i only looked at some ship fanarts, download it for myself, and leave.
It will turn mess
Spd Teio on a Late?
Uhh lack of late decent spd card
Do i have to actually use ebayan wit card
Ebayan vs win var for kitasan?
Both lb3
Is it good enough to weigh against a scenario link card
Win var have long late race skills
Lmao
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"Kitasan Black has surged to the top of the leading sires list"
Kitasan: i sense a disturbance

Beat up Haru Urara!
#UmaMusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘プリティーダービー
QRT: CAGEtheGEGEG
this video is so funny to me
Day 174 of daily Stego.
It's funny how 2 out of the 4 are Gundam references 
All of them are, actually
Digitan be blasting through the competition
i knew the orudori thing looked familiar
so
kita stonks up again
like Up Up
Ok this one I actually didn't know
Also I swear i saw the guy laying in the floor in that pose in something that wasn't Gundam idek which one's supposed to be
So wait, who's invitation is Festa breaking? 
Wilson Tesoro won Kashiwa Kinen wtf
This poor man can't keep up
Actually i just realized that im worried about kitasan cuz whoever died after breeding?
wasnt it McQueen that died of a heart attack after breeding?
tachyon
Tachyon just died of a heart attack.
McQueen was the one who did so after a breeding session.
The stayer could stay long enough
Though the official statement is that he just passed away while resting.
The fact that it happened two hours after the breeding session is coincidental, and may have been a trigger to some underlying heart condition, but doing the Umapyoi is not listed as the official cause of the heart attack.

He go all in for one last time
//So I decided to give it english subtitles so more ppl can understand it, hehe.
QRT: WH1TEL1GHT1NG
Say @SpicaTrainer, what are ya giving to ya team?
"You mean other Daiwa- Ah there's no other Daiwa"
Daiwa Major: Bruh

I always remember your Heart pfp
I mean Tact was your old pfp before Nitro expired so
Yeah
Ty sir
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Happy birthday, (grandma) Mejiro Dober!
@skn_plt
@217_niconico
@kuu_12r
FUCKING HELL THE OLD HAGS HAVE HANDS

????
I fought with Haiseiko, Speed and St Lite
Won against Speed but Haiseiko and St Lite are strong
Goated

You know,
Cygames said "Do not do the Umas"
...But what Cygames didn't say is anything about "Umas doing the Trainer".
Consent
And it's usually the latter what happens 
Good luck fighting them off. 
"Trainers have no rights."
Fighting? I surrendered alrdy 
gotta get that pelvis strengthening exercise routine while we're at it
https://x.com/i/status/2051942796886708307 agnes dressing as agnes
Day 175 of daily Stego.
finally
Agnes^2
Uma Musume
Gentildonna reduced me to a shape
Music:
Hoy El Aire Huele a Ti - Luis Miguel
#umamusume
Worthy
For anyone wondering why Light Hello is there, it's cause she's based off of Moonlight Rose, whose jockey back in 1996-1997 was.... Hideaki Miyuki, Still's Jockey.

tell people at least i die with a smile
The Cavalry has arrived! 
But wait, isn't Still in Love older? 
Community when they need a Trainer design:
No shes like 2001 or smth
Leave it to trainer imagination

Oh, idk why I was thinking she was from much before
Triple Tiara Champion of 2003
Blame love live, they started the trend with the producer being just a giant P as a head 
This enough stats for Make Debut? 
Ehh, not enough guts
That's fine, she can tear some out from the other contestants.
Lmao
The 7 Lengths on Golshi Mode is promising
2003 triple tiara
It does give an Epithet 
Nascent Legend,
Win Make Debut by 7 Lengths

Dum golshi, wit is on the dumps
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sorry shion, you're one of them now
Golshi froze the game
Still saw her as a threat lmfao
Still, what did you do??
She ated her



Kitasan can't catch a break 
Meanwhile Croix is shaping up to possibly being the first spring triple crown winner
LMFAO
If Croix wins the triple crown Kitasan might not see grass for a whole year
Ok so this is in fact AI
wtf?? it's AI?? bruh
It was actually kinda funny, cause I noticed the bra not wrapping around properly altho it was tight, and when I looked closer I found even more inconsistencies and was like yep, it's AI
I-
You must continue the G1 winner bloodline
Say less 
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Equinox is just lying face down in the neighbouring stall
https://x.com/NarcoticAlmonds/status/2052041928758489171 bringing your grandma to comiket and seeing doujins of your aunt.
Bruh
Regaleira will heads to the Takarazuka Kinen
https://x.com/i/status/2051866021053837719/
Happy birthday, Matikanetannhauser, Inari One, and Jungle Pocket!
@mokichi3356
@row_309
@antokikake_UMA7
@yamawasabi_umai
Dorito
Who's the only horse that won the Japanese Derby and Japan Cup in the same year? Yup, it's Jungle Pocket. Happy Birthday Pokke 🎉
Until now no horses that managed to done that
Do you think Toni Bianca in Umamusume world plays with her tongue?
As a girl who used to be lives in France (she probably lives in Japan after Japan Cup).... Maybe
I know she lives in Japan after JC
She or irl he is one the 3 top sires at the time after all
Day 176 of daily Stego.
That one Trackblazer event where she acts normal
Mejiro genes activated for a 24h duration.
The fact that everyone panics when she starts acting normal is pretty funny
What's actually funny is that Jordan can't stop getting strays even from Mejiro Ship.

Maaan,
So this is what being Tamamo Cross feels like. 
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
That's not a fusion, that's just a outfit swap, Vodka is still rather small in the front 

Popularity vote
I just know that.... Tazuna is voiced by Kayoko's VA
Damn, i never heard any Kayoko voice whenever Tazuna is speaking
Oneesan energy
Tazuna,r u a um-
That's fine, she just needs to stuff some vodka bottles in there.
Tanino Gimlet is about to get another eyepatch
Damn, the Wikipedia article may need some citations on that

Bro he looks like he can still race
i love the popular meme of kitasan drained after the kitalings keep winning races
And yet he ain't the top breeder of the year, but Kizuna is 
Rest In Peace
Happy birthday, Sakura Laurel!
@PaNcH4989New
@K_liroi
It's 1995
oh bro

this the 1995 takarazuka kinen?
oh, it is
(it is not, but something bad happens)
Not yet. This is april 1995, when ||Laurel suffered a double leg fracture during training and got severely injured, forcing him to sit out the rest of 1995 season||
Takarazuka Kinen takes place in June
On a side note, look at her giant ears
To be exact, Chapter 59 ends off on the 23rd of April 1995.
this is gonna break my heart 
Laurel gets a happy ending, as most of her IRL graded wins come afterwards. However....
This time, Stay Gold isn't around to change history
Since based off of Stego's career story, the only reason why the autumn tenno sho ended up not as a tragedy is due to the Stegosaurus and her multiversal viewing powers
Why is Youtube flooding me with posts of Cheval Grand fanarts
It's the 4th time now
yep
anyways, chevachii ❤️
First UG!
Hold up, Stego does what??
yeah stego can just do that cuz shes aware of the human world where her namesake originated
Yeah, stego can just do that
So she actually knows that the gold clan are related to her.
But as she says: "This world is this world, and that world is that world"
Oh, even that
How does she take in all this info, or she's just chill like Uni?
From what I read, she sometimes tries to steer things into certain directions so that the sad fate of the other world isn't repeated with them.
I see I see
Less of a full-on knowledge, but more of an occasional "visions", per se, of those past memories. Like Café sees ghosts.
And she can share these visions with others, too.
She can share them??
||As Suzuka finds out in one of Stego's support card events, yea.||
So she also knows the result of races before it even happens since they're based off the irl races?
Damn. 
If Discord gonna send in all the missed comments I sent so far, that's gonna be fun.

Ooh, We can talk again!
I got this after switchin to ebayan than win var
RAMONU YOU'RE NOT FRONT RUNNER COME BACK
Did u miss a detail
Day 177 of daily Stego.
damn i missed 1 ssr shard fragment reward
Meanwhile, yesterday my Kitasan Black was in the very back the whole race (she won the race) even though she's a frontrunner
Oya
The in-game concert video for "Hoppity Sunny Days ♪" is available now!
You can also enjoy this song in the Concert Theater!
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htt...
Look at my Golden Generation bro
Happy birthday, Sweep Tosho!
@mmm_kwkmy
@mokichi3356
Yada


They did not have to add the variable geometry Maya sleep but they did 
she even styled his hair to be like uma ears

Day 178 of daily Stego.
Asked Google about the four members of the Gyaru Squad.

I don't think I recall some of those members.

Ahh yes my favorite gyaru character, Biko Pegasus

insert Neptune going "Oh my, how lewd"
I LOVE HER
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
Still in love?
You could say that
The sketch is really good on top of the skit.
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FUCK YOU CYGAMES
GENUINELY
FUCK YOU
YOU CAN DIE IN A DITCH
ALONE
NOT YET
Actually dont worry no Contrail reveal yet
damn Still, so daring
IT'S ALMOST HAPPENING
DARING TACCTTTTTTT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WILL KILL YOU DANNN
That's it tomorrow you're soloing the guild
I'M ALSO BROKE WDYM
THEN STOP MANIFESTING IT YOU NUMBNUTS
We close. Me interested her yoo
I have 2nd acc ready for cutie tact
Blink and a miss moment of a Fine Motion in Beginning of a New Era....
...And everyone in her vicinity surrounded by her Uma in Black security detail.

At first few watchthroughs I was like, "Oh, okay, train is full of commuters", but then I realized that no, those are all Fine's guards. 
Are we his parents? 
No but he is an unc
You say unc, and all I hear is
"UNC UNC UNC UNC" 
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Daring heart remind me kei from otagal kinda
Made me think, wouldn't be much better if they just drive an armored limousine?
too much attention
its like waving a red flag saying "this is an important person"
Also, a Limo can be stuck in traffic. Trains are faster and more reliable.

19 year old Eishin Flash has arrived at Tokyo Racecourse as a special guest
He won the 2010 Japanese Derby and 2012 Tenno Sho Autumn
Also the sire of 2022 Japan Cup winner Vela Azul
i was about to post the netkeiba stuff
Rodeo Drive won the NHK Mile Championship!
https://youtu.be/M0Qvv6BDXkk?si=qAkkXxMEXgUk-Ozy
#NHKマイルカップ・GⅠは
⑰#ロデオドライブ が勝利!
騎手は#レーン
2着は⑯#アスクイキゴミ
3着は⑪#アドマイヤクワッズ
【みんなのKEIBA次回放送は5月17日(日)午後3時】
#みんなのKEIBA
#フジテレビ競馬
It's crazy when you know that he just start debuting on December last year and this G1 is his fourth race
Ask Ikigomi was so close to win the race but Rodeo Drive with his great spurt "nah bro, i want my first G1"
https://x.com/n_kc_a/status/2043544951733235766 clingy uma doesn't wait her soulmate to show off too much neck
Happy birthday, Rose Kingdom!
@changmakura
@liberaria0481
@Magnoliko
It might be the royal-like regalia, but she looks like Xavier Bogard from Beyblade Burst. And I can see her wielding Breaker Xcalius as her beyblade.
Does she do anything OTHER than partying
I don't know, but a slumber party is always a good way to gather friends along.
What do you call someone who trains Narita Top Road?
N-TRainer

Day 179 of daily Stego.
Warning: Very scary
hmm…you think they’re gonna fast forward Croix’s release into the game if he wins the spring triple crown
ehhhhh
It’ll be unlikely
I mean less on actually playable and more in the same limbo as Tact
I still pray for Panthalassa anyways
Like Please can we get the Reiwa Runaway in the game
Probably trying to get contrail first, cause I refuse to believe they gave up trying to go for him
i mean
mad coping
if all else fails they can just add her now and add contrail later
hell they proved they can update cgs with kiseki
True… it’d just feel wrong a bit though since there from the same generation
And Oguri with the Cingray outfit for chapter 1
did they actually update that cuz I though it was just the cingray story event
I don't remember it correctly + i don't play on JP
It’s for chapter one of Sirius
The story literally starts with you watching the 1990 Arima Kinen with McQueen
I assume takiki's stuff are headcanon, but the artist really changed how I view Laurel 
just like the fanarts on Stego being a hot tomboy rizzler 
Stego took the entirety of the Mejiro bloodline and infected it with psychopaths.
Definitely a rizzler.
these 2 are prob the biggest offenders 
Oh my, a back shot
something something closer to heart something something like the desert something something
more umamusume in tomodachi life clips because the 5th episode gets a bit dramatic
Yes Rudolf, you're a mama of my kids

Sugoi Chiisai
5 more kids
"Umamusume: The Next Generation" prologue episode.
Digitan,buy that for me 
"Meanwhile Meisho Tabaru want to win the Takarazuka Kinen (or finished second) so he can go to the Arc"
Meisho Tabaru, after looking at the lineup of Takarazuka Kinen:
Imagine if he still wins 
My eclair
Cutie tact
Flash is also aware of the cameras so he does poses for them
holy fuck he's shiny

Eishin Flash
Tracen really is just a matchmaking lobby
also holy fuck this art awakened something within me
Shichi laughs but if it was her trainer
The Daring duo singing together~
Game source : Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Featuring : Daring Heart, Daring Tact
#UmaMusume #ウマ娘 #LearnJapanese #DaringHeart #DaringTact
@tender rain
https://x.com/i/status/2053671447445291104
The fact that her main outfit is the one that shows them off more is beautiful
QRT: ryumrykk
エイシンフラッシュ撮影OK📷(フラッシュ禁止)
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