#Umamusume
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Would it be funny if you brought a geiger counter
Wait, what a geiger counter for 
When Tachyon's inner thoughts flood out on the track while moving at max speed
I don't think you'd be able to detect that with a geiger counter
I'd be concerned if you could though.
I'm so happy whenever I see her standing on her feet
U can say she have Watchful Eye
English Translation 英訳版です。
Running into Mejiro Sensei.
Lucky trainer.
Feat. Huggy Taiki.
By @Tsubaki1509
#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳
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めじろう先生と鉢合わせ❤
アッチ側のトレーナーになるんは…俺や!!!!
原曲様: https://youtu.be/jIxarCsmxZ8?si=X8ijKFqIqdqGiCf
ニコニコ動画: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm46163150
Happy birthday, Daiichi Ruby, Fuji Kiseki, and Daring Tact!
@gogopan_3700
@aa_kabeuchi
@SinosinoF
@Washwash0256
as UD's on a hoyo grind atm so its unlikely
I will have a chuckle if for some reason he puts it off like a Day and does an Uma thing on my Birthday (Saturday)
giga unlikely, this is coping to the degree of a Eula rerun
Day 154 of daily Stego.
Big news!
Last weekend’s G1 Oka Sho (1000 Guineas winner) Star Anise will head to the G1 Yushun Himba (Oaks)!
She's going to the Oaks gents
Triple tiara in the making maybe??
The Oaks is her first medium race so
Not saying she has no chances but this is her first medium so
yo shes MOVIN
Vodka, Admire Vega, Eishin Flash, Tanino Gimlet, Neo Universe, ???, King Halo, Deep Impact, King Kamehameha, Jungle Pocket
How many psi from that hug 
Depends. What the threshold for a spine's structural integrity? 
Stick 
You see that's how they get you
By compromising your spine you'll be rendered unable to escape
Red I already saw that and I'm scared
Kek

水着フラッシュ
高画質版+ジャケット無し差分
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#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #水着ウマ娘, #Eishin Flash (Uma Musume), #clothed breasts, #cleavage, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby 1000+ Bookmarks, #Reines_Plätschern, #夕映えは渚のJugend
rip ribcage
Compressing*

Happy birthday, Seeking the Pearl, Nice Nature, Gold City, and especially - The Iron Lady - Ikuno Dictus!
@kabechee
@tenlock
@Na8cSr499
@yuki6238_
@ka_p019
Fun fact:
Seeking the Pearl was the first Japanese-trained horse that won a race in France, she won the Prix Maurice de Gheest (G1) in August 9, 1998
Then in August 16, 1998. Taiki Shuttle won the Prix Jacques Le Marois (G1), making him the second Japanese-trained horse that won a race in France
Pearl's career was lighting quick
fighting game moves
casually summons 400 Roses
I mean: mood
Bro's face is like he's sensing there will be more plappy time

Every Umas 2M is just Beerus's
Ess Condor Pasa 
nearly got an S but Chiyono threw the Takurazuka and Japan Cup preventing my Senior Crowns ;-;
It's not even close 
On one side you have Dober who even draws doujins straight as an arrow
Meanwhile on the other side
Here we see a Kitasan Black out in the wild, approaching a female of her species with the intention of courting. The mating dance of the "Kita-chan" is highly rhythmical, and research suggest there's a great sense of intelligence behind it.

Finally a Dirt

Speaking of kiseki
That certain animator did it again but with kiseki
Tbh at least "normal"
I mean
Technically
Teo and Teio are different spelling
Shuwatch
Also another Ultra hiding as a human
Museum Mile will head to the G1 Takarazuka Kinen to make his seasonal debut on 14th June after cancelled trips to both Dubai and Hong Kong
Croix
My son
My boy
Can we win this?
Tabaru
My condolences
You mean, the one with Jungle Pocket? 

Understandable
SkyGaze? More like SimpGaze

The simpbiote is strong with this one
Fuji insist her doin jt
how to be pokke
You can tell from the leg support she gave to Pokke.
So
FEH x Uma when
Fuji knows what she has, and has ample pride to flaunt it.
rice shower is that u
Girl, if that figure is not "blessed", then that's the most sinful curves I've ever seen. 
I <3 adult umas.
prof, i like women for their personalities
Day 156 of daily Stego.
Tabaru is a fraud 
i can't believe he lost because his shoe flew
12 would have been a good spot if it wasn't for Super Creek, so 10 it is
You...youre Not gonna notice to your Right?
wdym? That's what we're here for
Get yourself a girl that looks at you like how Still in Love looks at her trainer (actually don't)
Get a grass wonder who does
Grass is armed with a long stick and is not afraid to use it
remembers the main story moment and clear condition Yeah...Yeah sounds right
That is mildly cursed 
I will not tolerate horse slander in this house.
Mildly?
I like that the Random option just casually throwns in NPUs as well.
And that's downright criminal...
Bro I can't train dirt for shit
When one of the G1s is on turn one of classic year sunmer
Yeah...
Nah I mean in Dream Beyond
You don't train dirt, silly.
You train Umamusume to run on dirt! 
Ez 19
Tfw Marche Lorraine's VA became a fan after hearing Umapyoi Densetsu in middle school. Also was a Day 1 player
Excuse Me
Then again, the song is like... old old. Like it came out in 2016
Then again, Marche's VA is only 21 years old(22 this year)
So even if it was the 2018 version, it would still fit too
Not my ass being 21
Stares in 28 year old
What are we doing man
me turning 30 this year 
12 18 21 24 25 39 and maybe 7
SIL might be dangerous but it's worth it
33 is all mine

My first S+
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The umamusume lore implication

#umamusume
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Mark flying away scared — Invincible s4e7 green screen
The Satsuki Sho is won by the fastest horse
Looking back to when Museum Mile won the last year's Satsuki Sho with his incredible closing speed and set the fastest finish time in the Satsuki Sho
https://youtu.be/k6R0USLyofo?si=0FspHAU1WAOqQQSh
He was the third favorite and his odds was 10.6

Amazing jumping display by ECORO DUEL as he defends his JG1 4260m Nakayama Grand Jump in record time!
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︀︀Streeted them
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︀︀KITSAN BLACK's are winning everything.
Quoting ゆうすけ@㊗️ペルーサ産駒中央初勝利目指せダービー出走!(地方) (@Bd228Oreno)
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エコロデュエル強すぎる…
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︀︀早目に先頭からホウホウプロサンゲ突き放す圧巻のレコード
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︀︀オジュウチョウサンより上かもしれん
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︀︀ #中山グランドジャンプ
︀︀ #エコロデュエル
From Sunday Silence to Kitasan Black
You can never go wrong with a white sundress and sun hat.
Or just sundress in general
白のサマードレスと麦わら帽子と美少女の組み合わせは鉄板
夏コミ新刊販売中です!
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3091754
The funny thing from this is the difference of quality; we have Oguri with shading and details, and then there's Mark with flat expression animation and no shading
ワンピースダイヤちゃん描いた。
描いた。
#ウマ娘プリティーダービー, #サトノダイヤモンド(ウマ娘), #サンドレス, #ウマ娘, #白ワンピ, #ウマ娘プリティーダービー1000users入り
Yes, but the sun hat is the cherry on top.
Like lid on a bottle? 
Careful what you said about animation relating to invincible

Here we see a successful stud whose many offsprings won various categories
Ecoro Duel won Nakayama Grand Jump in record time.
That's 4260m long
Beauty
Shines like a diamond
Haha! No 🗿

It's the University of the Philippines, they've always been unhinge, to the benefit or detriment of our nation.
A fellow unfortunate soul living in the same nation. What a surprise.
That's what schools are for.
Thought experiments
What matters isn't how "umamusume biology works", but that people are thinking about how to solve such problems and biological equations
It's like wargames.
Ok sure let's go with that but how exactly is it beneficial if there's no real world application?
The process of thinking itself is the real-world application.
Coming up with theories and solving them, communicating and researching it. The whole process.
It helps with mental training so that the next time you are faced with theories and questions, you have experience navigating them.
Again, like wargames on a tabletop.
The "umamusume" approach just makes it more packageable for crowd interest, as it is a popular item right now.
Not all too different from theorizing how alien life would work on a hostile planet
Well it's actually not just Uma Musume. There are other seminars like this.
Build up, dissect, examine, reasearch.

I'd like to attend one meself, but I am FAAAAAR away in Europe. 
Could use the experience to try refine the cardiovascular system and physiology of the Angels in my novel.
dirt umamusume have thicker thighs than turf umamusume on average

Digitan is a jack of all trades so
Ugh Arustill
Makes sense, since Digitan also runs turf
She ain't dirt exclusive
Me being in SA I'm even further away 
are you sure you're not thinking too hard about it and it's just an excuse to talk about uma?
I figure it them 
I'm fairly certain those are basically the same lines in the anime too 
Yeah, I'm sure, cause who even needs an excuse to talk about Uma these days? 
Song: 虹の彼方へゆこう (Let's Go Beyond the Rainbow ) - Rina Tayama
Umapyoi Seggs~desu
You know what, fair
iirc there's a girls legend u piano remix too right
when you have romantic things happen between you and your trainee
There is?
lemme record it
https://youtu.be/5lwKjfFDzVQ?si=3iR2jyv3sYD80xEL
smth like this but slightly different
The instrumental version of GIRLS' LEGEND U that can be heard in the Valentine's Day career event in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby!
I recorded this from the game itself, specifically from El Condor Pasa's Career path.
I do not own this song. Credits goes to Cygames.
Day 157 of daily Stego.
Ohh that one
game rip. This one plays alot in nice moments.
apparently it's this?
some scenes didnt use the entire song
Running 113 races does that
Huh, Pisa is surprisingly thicc
you could say shes
EXTRA THICC
So.... Threesome?
Welp, 7 Sprint Suzuka.
Que buena fuente de inspiración 😛
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#umamusume #lovelive #ウマ娘
QRT: Yuri_SRL3
Golden seconds of the Liella anime
ADMIRE GROOVE
An awesome champion! 🤩
White Abarrio proves too hot to handle for Sovereignty and Journalism in the Oaklawn Handicap... 🇺🇸
I keep hearing people saying Sovereignty can beat Ebayan, what's wrong now, eh?
Take that Sovereignty fans, i don't want to hear any Ebayan slander anymore
Damn and here i thought they're saving her for half anni
Dem i do want her but i want daring tact
Fuck my fucking chud life bro
lmao
Just when I went ham for Lala-san
Now the other Umamusume I really want gets to be playable
Cygames out to get me man
Next banner Tact trust
Yeah keep waiting till 6 anni 
4/20(月)、「プリティーダービーガチャ」に★3アドマイヤグルーヴが登場予定です!
また、「セレクトピックアップ サポートカードガチャ」も開催決定!
詳細はお知らせをご確認ください。
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#ウマ娘 #ゲームウマ娘
Ah sht the abomination returned
You're as usual fashionably late
Putting her through the ringer lmao
Immediately
No takebacksies
Actually fuck off Cygames back to back triple tiara hopefuls
From Lala to Aruvu
Do you hate us?
Ebayan: Yes we do
Kek
Listen.....
Watch daring tact next
You're so unc coded im surprised more dont call you one
【#皐月賞 入線速報】
1位入線 4 ロブチェン 1人気
2位入線 15リアライズシリウス 4人気
3位入線 9 ライヒスアドラー 9人気
ロブチェンが逃げ切ってG1・2勝目!
松山弘平騎手は桜花賞とクラシックW制覇!
勝ち時計1分56秒5のコースレコード!
https://t.co/BLNcwburZh
Lovecen won the Satsuki Sho
【阪神11R 立雲峡S(4歳上3勝)】
こちらは父母彷彿の末脚。貴重なディープインパクト産駒最終世代の1頭スイープアワーズが6歳にしてオープン入り。母は名牝スイープトウショウ。
https://t.co/JYRnPEiDpt
#皐月賞 ・GⅠは
④#ロブチェン が勝利!
騎手は#松山弘平
2着は⑮#リアライズシリウス
3着は⑨#ライヒスアドラー
【みんなのKEIBA次回放送は4月26日(日)午後3時】
#みんなのKEIBA
#フジテレビ競馬
It was good
1:56.5, that's 5 milisecond faster than Museum Mile's finish time
Three record breaking finish times in 3 years in a row, holy... shit
- 2024: Justin Milano - 1:57.1
- 2025: Museum Mile - 1:57.0
- 2026: Lovcen - 1:56.5
Lovcen*
"The Satsuki Sho is won by the Fastest horse"
The tiara is won by the horse that goes beast mode
Lovcen's papa
World Premier
"The Tiara is won by the horse that doesn't decide on the Japanese Derby"
factually true!
Kek
Can't wait to see Japanese Derby, the race that only won by the luckiest horse
The fact that Lovcen's sire is a stayer make me wondering, can Lovcen ran in a race more than 2500m
Happy birthday, Mejiro Bright, Dantsu Flame, Nishino Flower, and Red Desire!
@Mercuzio_UT
@retokasu
@kurulm_2
@naenaejkr
Why is every Smart Falcon comic I read she's getting chaired
Love changes a person
Hoping her scenario expands on her whole denying love thing
Would take light hello 
I hate how I read that...

Its intentional
Michelle My Baby: Hi... I'm 16 megabyte. I'm huge
Day 158 of daily Stego.
How he be seducing tōrenah.
λ
#アグネスタキオン(ウマ娘), #ウマ娘プリティーダービー, #ウマ娘, #マンハッタンカフェ(ウマ娘), #イラスト, #二次創作にオリジナルタグをつけないでください
3? must be an alternate reality
cleats never count to 3
An alternate reality where the Resonance Cascade transformed a part of the population into Umamusume
Missing panel: Rurashi doing a Frieren
Mood: Abysmal
Status Acquired: Depressed
That's how villains are made
what is this Falco slander
I say Wan Wan Day
@0013kell
It's mihono i wouldn't have check mistranlation
Lets gooo 30 pulls
Oh fck
JP cm close and i haven't prepared anything yet
I should speedrun this
Might not even do daily for global

IN A 30 PULLS
Huh, Aruvu's skill location is the same as Still's?
Original Artist: 무이네(MUINE)
Source: https://t.co/TvXFMl1TvY
Re-introducing since I messed up the hashtag yesterday
MUINE was an Uma KR artist a few years ago, but deleted their twitter. (Still active on Pixiv)
Their comics largely focused around Rice Shower.
#UmaTranslations
Happy birthday, Tokai Teio, and especially Fenomeno!
@JTLKLM
@cokuto_uma_02
@sa_420_
With the arch broken down but yes it is
Posting this race again since today is Teio's birthday
https://youtu.be/-mBcWKFDDtA?si=KytUaRjPtnoh5FBP
00:00 Paddock
05:45 Fanfare
07:21 Race Start
09:03 Last Spurt
Original footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxMazj1KSyU
Featured Umamusume:
Ikuno Dictus (2)
Tokai Teio (14)
Race Result:
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/race/199205050810/
This video is a fan edit created for educational and entertainment purposes only. All rights to the origina...
Huh, apparently aruvu's career canonically takes place ||during Still's? Since Still's trainer is seen during Aruvu's story||
Tfw the ||love between the two is so much it breaches other character stories||
Don't have aruvu, so it's only what i heard
Guy, I think she may be still in love.
So wait, let me see if I understand, ||both Aruvu and Still's career are one and the same where they both have their own trainer?||
From what ive read others say, its not the same world but Still has the same trainer as her scenario
It's more like this but with her trainer
Another thing we learn from Aruvu's story is that Cesario's dad is still an active trainer
Cesario's mom is an instructor at a training club for kids(like the Sakuras' Victory club)
I see I see, cause honestly I always thought it was looking at the same trainer but in different mirror worlds, with the main story being one of its own too, ig that's not really the case
Every trainer is a separate person
We, the player, are merely filling the shoes of that trainer in the scenario
Yeah I can see that now
Altho, is this the first instance of seeing the same trainer in another trainee's career?
Personal trainer? I think so. But iirc Team Sirius' trainer was mentioned in Team Ascella's story
It just occurred to me, since this is how it works obv only Bue's trainer being her childhood friend, how tf did ppl get to this conclusion before her career came out?
Personalities
Supocas
Random events that have her
Also supocas.
Basically anything thats not scenario will definitely have snippets of character lore we did not know
Oh, so that's how you're supposed to treat those events
also does this render all ntr memes completely pointless if every uma has their own trainer?
Unless you are team Sirius/Ascella
Effectively yes
Then again, Team Sirius' trainer was previously Mcqueen's personal trainer(seperate from career mcqueen)
True, briefly, but he was her personal trainer
But I take that as its own thing
Everything about team Sirius/Ascella is definitely apart from all trainee careers
The two teams share a continuity.
So we can see it as 4 different groups of timelines:
Career
Story
Movies/other animes
Pretty derby Anime(one timeline)
God
If it gets any bigger we might need a whole graph for it
At this point I doubt it will
The og anime is never gonna be touched again, the in-house anime will get expanded tho but it's still within the same world
RTTT is connected to BNE i think
Cind Grey is completely seperate
All 3 seasons of pretty derby is together
You could argue that everything made in house so far is in the same timeline as it's mostly irl lore accurate unlike the pretty derby anime
Day 159 of daily Stego.
It Directly comes after
RTTT follows the 1997 Classic Season
BOANE is in 2000 to 2002, given Pokke’s career
Cingray chronologically is back in 1990, the earliest in the entire franchise but more or less a separate story line || The ending has Jo be a trainer with Belno as assistant, and his team has both Buena Vista And Daiwa Scarlet on the roster ||
Star Blossom’s the same case with 1994 and Basically is that niche side story in the shadow of the Literal Golden Generation a year later but also considered a separate story line if we consider the revelations in star blossom || we’re post Suzuka injury but Special Week isn’t accompanying her regularly but instead Stay Gold ||
||wasn't Suzuka's accident much later? also didn't Stego literally experience it first hand?||
|| 1998 and yes. Timeline's weird, I haven't found time to catch up on Star Blossom ||
Yes, RTTT is Prequel to BNE
The shows are basically like the Careers in the game. Each iteration its own separate timeline.
RTTT/BNE is one Career,
CinGray is one Career,
Umanime is one Career,
And so on. 
||StaBlo follows the game canon in which Stay Gold is the one that saves Suzuka i guess||
||probably trying to avoid anime canon ig||
||and stego's license was obtained during stablo's run so either cygames themselves or the mangaka wanted to add her in||
With a machan death injury sideplot
With a Machan existential supernatural horror subplot
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS MACHAN ANGST
Ye go up to Machan and ask her where Vodka and Scarlet is, and she just gives you this:
What if it's lore accurate
We'll just do what Twitter does and make the lore whatever We want it to be.
I mean, we already had that with Suzuka
At least it's not Rice Shower's accident
being fr tho i kinda wanna see it
if only for machan to break the 4th wall more than she did during season 3
Fine. Do it like Rhein Kraft and send her into a coma
Every scene with Machan is from her trainer's PoV, so she's always staring at the screen
Late 2000 to 2001*
Pokke won the Japan Cup in his classic year
Tank gunner wan wan
You can always trust the rpers so make batshit insane stuff
no engie is gonna hurt
Marche’s dead ringer is the puppet
#lucawiouh #umamusume #umamusumeglobal #kitchengun
I did not expect to love this game, and I'm quite proud of it.
It has been a while that I've edited something cool, this took me about 4 months due to college and thinking how It would go, I started this edit in FL studio wayyy back January 2026 and I was a larper that time because I didn't kne...
Southeast Asian posting
English Translation 英訳版です。
Changing King.
She wears first-class underwear.
By @Tsubaki1509
#Umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳
QRT: Tsubaki1509
キングお着替え中❤
That's it Trainer now you gotta take responsibility
First of all,
Why is Trainer in the Ritto Dormitory in the first place? 
Well deserved kick.
arent trainers forbidden to enter uma dormitories, while umas are forbidden to enter trainer dormitories? (yes i know, many have broken the latter rule)
Yes
Happy Birthday Red Desire by @mayapilove
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︀︀Big love to the Saintess Daughter!
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︀︀#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
︀︀#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations
Quoting ムゥ (@mayapilove)
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ディザイアさんおたおめ記念ブエディザ漫画🎂
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︀︀#レッドディザイア生誕祭2026
Oh the struggle
Supporting osanajimi or Buedeza
Tempting for yaeno but idk
What is wrong with you
You
Smart falcon didn't have allat

「#ウマ娘 in ZOZOTOWN」が
4/24㈮よりスタート!
本日より描き起こしイラストを
3日間に渡って公開!
イラストはsaino(@saino_m)さんにご担当いただきました!
カジュアルスタイルなウマ娘たちがステキですね♪
特設ページはこちら♪
https://t.co/PWRul9Eqap
Tachyon ma'am
I see that Mihoyo Bloodborne have Transcended
I have no eyes and i must see
【生放送情報!】
「ぱかライブTV' #2」は4月28日(火)20:00出走予定!
GWキャンペーンや次回ガチャ更新情報などウマ娘の最新情報をお届け!
さらに、調教師の角田晃一さんをお招きし、フジキセキ号とジャングルポケット号を特集!
https://t.co/p0G3WWBvqV
#ウマ娘...

||now WHO TF cut her other eye out?||
based
The Prescripts commanded her to do that
Day 160 of daily Stego.
||Lesson of the day: No running with a knife||
wait, whos that supposed to be??
I think PokkeCliff?
would Pokke hunt down Tachyon across mirror worlds?
Tachyon being her Cathy makes perfect sense
Arustill my beloved
The fact that both are polar opposites makes it even better
Short >< Tall
Blazing passion >< Icy determination
Chases love >< Denies love
Cygames made the perfect couple to surpass any ship they have ever made
And i love it
Stills stuck between a rock and a hard place
Why are you still stuck there?
STILL is stuck
But then again i am a brokie from the ballroom banner so
Ramonu is doing it on purpose smh
how to swap with still
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is this where all the gacha money is going?
Stream ends: May 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM (PDT)
From the humble countryside, Oguri Cap shook the racing world. Her rampage through the national scene seemed unstoppable, until Tamamo Cross, racing’s peak, bested the Beast and named her a rival. But she cannot focus on Tamamo alone. Racers from around the world arrive in Japan. To face them, the...
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本日も描き起こしイラストを公開!
イラストはあるてら(@TeraAru6262)さんにご担当いただきました!
モードスタイルなウマ娘たちがステキですね♪
特設ページはこちら♪
https://t.co/PJgmoeZXQz
Happy birthday, Espoir City!
Day 161 of daily Stego.
espo sweep lmao
you're also in open so
this is a great omen for me
boy do i love champions meeting /s
Yeah cuz I can't train dirt for shit
But I wasn't expecting this result
forever special? special young?
god idk why but this cm is making me tweak more than ive ever been
Forever Week
Happy birthday, Curren Bouquetd'or!
Kawakami, we are not princessing... 
Day 162 of daily Stego.
Don’t wanna say run is cooked But
the rudolf review
writted by her trainer
illustrated by digitan
I refuse Digi’s sales are struggling when she got the Emperor on doujins and it’s peak
"Oh man..."
"Oh, Cool!"
"Oh man..."
"Oh, Cool!"
Just ask Dober.

Some people I know find Durian not that stinky
It's not stinky at all, they smell good
But ig that only applies for Asian
They're just uncultured
We shouldn't really listen to people who wipe their butts with a piece of paper
Wait, Golshi's taken over the icon already

Happy birthday, Katsuragi Ace!
@251184838019b
@Bbreaad_
What's the hedgehog looking fruit 
Ok yeah we don't have that here
Ugh durian... I hate it so much, not because of the smell but because of the taste
Day 163 of daily Stego.
What if Juiceetin was the Great King of Evil Ganondorf
QRT: juiceetin
i still think about this clip and how shes 1lb now.
When you do a 10-Pull Support Card, and the only thing you can uncap afterwards is a Satono Diamond R Card. 
2/20 on day 2 is insane
damn, what happened 
Why is everyone is Tracen suddenly have eye problems?
@DesuUu010
@ashenmash
@polyjamd
@Kizessuu
A post came out recently showing that some horses are put on bras to protect and shield their eyes during an eye infection. 
Making them horse-sized eye patches
And the Umamusume trend just picked up.
Now i need one with Special Week wearing Silence Suzuka's bra
Or Pokke wearing Fuji Kiseki's bra
does Fuji even use a bra?
I saw an animation where Golshi tries to poke McQueen again, but gets an accidental chopstick in her eye, a la Umanime.
Cue a cut to Golshi wearing a bra - implied to be from McQueen -, lamenting how she expected something larger in size.
REF DO SOMETHING
"Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!"
#ウマ娘プリティーダービー, #ウマ娘, #マルゼンスキー(ウマ娘), #マルゼンスキー, #メイショウドトウ(ウマ娘)
Pokke is why she doesn't.
Reminds me of this.
"Everybody knows what a breast looks like, but only I get to know what being a winner feels like"
Idk why the cut got me laughing

Air Groove
daiwa's scarlets is bigger than vodka's face
Forever young future
From yahagi stable depend on the horse condition
Either
A dirt route and goes for another breeder cup classic
Or B goes for the la arc
And after that they either goes to arima or champions cup
Looking forward
Happy birthdy, Mihono Bourbon!
@mokichi3356
@mono9ron
Mibonbon
Bonbonclat
mahoyo barbie
Day 164 of daily Stego.
my grids
https://x.com/i/status/2048026234622505241 you could say that she's.... still in love
What? It's just that ear bending reminding me of that kaiju from Ultraman Gaia
I hate the mental image of Aruvu doing that
definifely not cuz i misclicked
insane
Old lady
【🇭🇰#チェアマンズSP 入線速報】
1位入線 1🇭🇰カーインライジング 1人気
2位入線 2🇯🇵サトノレーヴ 2人気
3位入線 5🇭🇰レイジングブリザード 6人気
JRAオッズも単勝1.0倍の支持に応え、"世界最強スプリンター"カーインライジングが20連勝達成!
https:/...
KA YING RISING!
And with that I won another bet
I am sorry
︀︀
︀︀But what on God’s green earth have I just witnessed
︀︀
︀︀That was simply astounding from Ka Ying Rising
︀︀
︀︀I actually am completely lost for words
︀︀
︀︀He’s just set another track record
OMFG
G2 1600m Milers Cup at Kyoto:
︀︀
︀︀Won by 4c 9. ADMIRE ZOOM (Maurice x Daiwa Zoom (Heart's Cry)) under legend Yutaka Take
︀︀
︀︀1.31.7 for the Mile
︀︀
︀︀ADMIRE ZOOM was a 2yo Group 1 winner, now 7: 3-1-0 overall.
︀︀
︀︀Good to see him back in form!
︀︀
︀︀#JRA
We're in the finals! 
Happy birthday, Believe and Seiun Sky!
@106staygold
@yokintsutyo357
@sino_s15R
@fujiya_ponisuke
one of these is obviously the better answer but the other one makes for better material for future cygames writers
QRT: AtTheRaces
A crack at the Arc 🇫🇷 or defend his @BreedersCup Classic crown 🇺🇸?Which route would you rather see Forever Young take? 👀
@netkeiba #フォーエバーヤング #競馬 🇯🇵
let my man conquer the arc, he will win trust
【🇭🇰#QE2世C 入線速報】
1位入線 2🇭🇰ロマンチックウォリアー 1人気
2位入線 1🇯🇵マスカレードボール 2人気
3位入線 4🇫🇷ソジー 3人気
JRAオッズ単勝1.2倍の支持に応え、マクドナルド騎手騎乗ロマンチックウォリアーが4度目のQE2世C制覇!
https://t.co/i0M...
Romantic Warrior beats Masquerade Ball
Redemption arc or super angst
Das a lot of winning packed in one ticket
she got a sleeper build from her racing fit
Holy fuck the odds
"Don't forget Aston Machan!"
genuine question how can ya even forget those juicy fat thighs 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
💕Still & Love💕Manga Log
︀︀
︀︀A chaotic rom-com about a Trainer and twins, Still and Love!
︀︀
︀︀AI translation used. Sorry for any awkward phrasing as I am not a native English speaker.
︀︀#umamusume #stillinlove
https://x.com/i/status/2048372154291683532 chiyono dogg-o
Day 165 of daily Stego.
"You're right, Mayano!!! Because night have the activities that most adults seeks the most~~~"
...
"Sleep"
"Adults like sleep, Mayano."
Real
Wdym I can't swear anymore 
Fcking mood
Fuck is fine but f-ing is not
For some reason
Dont you mean this is perfect?
I meant that literally, I can only hold so many Stills
lmao
just get buffer

KING HALO
IS WHY THE HEART BEATS RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Behold, a single 10x pull
Vodka's super duper cool Juice-mixing
︀︀
︀︀*They're drinking Juice
︀︀
︀︀#Umamusume
Thinking about it, if an elementary age uma training for speed can pull 2 tonnes, imagine an uma who's in American football/rugby.
Probably like 6-7 feet tall, weighing 200 pounds of muscle and capable of moving multi-tonnes. Kinda like fighting astartes if you think about it
just look at Michelle My Baby, bet she can lift you with 2 fingers
2nd S+ of mine
Nishino flower could probably do that if she wasn't 3 apples tall
Dayum, that cake
「……そんなに見ないで」
エプロン姿のアヤベさんを幻視したので具現化しました
二枚目は更に幻覚強め差分です。
うう………アヤベさん……アヤベさん………………………………………
冬コミ新刊ウマ娘本→www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1159250
電子書籍版→www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ366058.html
〃艦これ本→www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1164179
#Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #アドマイヤベガ(ウマ娘), #存在しない記憶, #ウマ娘のその後, #apron
I'm sorry
It's just wide open for the taking
It is not stinky
Wutdahail
We need a version of just the second frame.
Just zipping up and down?
They are not admired.
Today, 2026 April 27th marks a year since the day Liberty Island passed away
Rest in peace 🙏
Liberty Island on the left side....

A version of Fuji with her top buttoned, but pants zipper open.
Same bro, same 
Pokke's clothes magically repair themselves
【Umamusume-style Horse Racing MAD】2022 Tenno Sho (Autumn) (G1)【Equinox】
00:00 本馬場入場
02:59 出走表
03:13 ファンファーレから発走前
04:50 レース前半
05:55 レース後半
07:57 リザルト画面
08:20 Extra
令和一の名レースを聞かれれば、迷わずこのレースを挙げるでしょう。
後...
-.-- --- ..- / .- -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / - --- --- -.- / - .... . / - .. -- . / - --- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - . / - .... .. ... --..-- / -.. .. -.. -. .----. - / -.-- .- ..--..

Day 166 of daily Stego.
Classic.
Did you take the time to translate it? 
others did

https://youtu.be/suCavookoE8?si=i6Dvu2iX3Mgv22l7
https://youtu.be/CcUEcYnBWyQ?si=JclkR0tGlQG5v7FC
https://youtu.be/gyfhboxwJ8A?si=U5GzAAMKmNaF_SY2
the silk images in the intro are made thanks to the "Original Shobufuku Simulator", which is available at: https:// mamema.ldblog.jp/shobufukusim/index.html
3 years ago on this date, Liberty Island claimed her first crown.
the silk images in the intro are made thanks to the "Original Shobufuku Simulator", which is available at: https:// mamema.ldblog.jp/shobufukusim/index.html
the silk images in the intro are made thanks to the "Original Shobufuku Simulator", which is available at: https:// mamema.ldblog.jp/shobufukusim/index.html
Liberty Island's Triple Tiara journey
Man
I
Love
Kitasan 
I think they don't like Halo
Haru realizing that beneath the turf theres also dirt
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2048849564078379341
He lacks guts
I'm agree with this, if you want your friend to watch all Uma Musume anime, don't recommend CinGray as first to watch
https://x.com/i/status/2048758683606380642
do not recommend cingray as first to watch to a friend trying to get into umamusume only thing they'll be willing to watch is boane and not anything else because of the animation quality drop and they will never know the beauty of season 2
speaking from experience
Let them experiencing the animation evolution
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Im so cooked bro
I hate dirt races so much
Actually scratch that i hate CM in general
Cannot wait for LoH to start next month
Watch this gets back at me cuz Yanko is Dirt
Yankos next anni trust
When she debuts as playable watch me go "I FUCKING LOVE DIRT"
And then CM is full of Yanko
Exactly
And you go back to "I hate dirt"
Yep
Tis a brutal cycle
Today's King Halo's bday
its alreaady posted
Ah

it got printed
What am I looking at? 
honse
English Translation 英訳版です。
Sailor Swimsuit?
Huff, from the legendary The IdolM@ster series.
By @LioMaguri5
#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳
QRT: LioMaguri5
セーラーミズギ(??)
Happy birthday, King Halo!
@yuki6238_
@Puchikun01
Dem
Enjoying the Golshi Week festivities?
The showrunner herself is here to share a few messages, but she's not alone...
She's gathered everything she needs—namely a certain other racer—for some kind of unconventional promotional plan...
What's the worst that could happen?
🥕 Download Here:
App Store
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id6480433...
My IRL friend and a member of DaiwaNo1: "This is just a dude"
oh yeah, pokke is there too, but this isnt about her
wait, is taht digitan?
Digitan finally showing that 6 g1 aura
more digitan

Her kisekis are gone
i honestly half expect the buttons on her top to burst open, taking out digitan with a runaway button'
Oh hey, a figma
noodle stoppers
Oh hey, this goes hard
Look at the size difference. Stego is literally a pony
that again
Day 167 of daily Stego.
Smallgo
Also i assume you are gonna be pulling for prince Fuji Kiseki when she drops in a couple years, dan?
oh it's a concert
gentil can suffocate stego
if thye hug
Poor stego gets suffocated standing up
Pokke got kicked out of JAMD for getting a new alt
collab clothing
second collab
oh hey, Tracen Varsity jacket
I'm starting to think Tracen is a college now
3rd collab
I see the drip you are wearing Mayu
damn, the lining of the sweater is horseshoes.
i would unironically wear that sweater with Buena's flower if i could buy it
Frfr
but shit's expensive
can't read JP, but hey, it's rice!
what the actual hell. Initial D arcade collabe without Maruzensky?
Old announcement so
just in case it's new, stegosaurus @wicked rapids
oh hey, creek. Falcon was there too but not important
Meisho Tabaru has been registered for Prix de L'arc de Triomphe
https://x.com/i/status/2049041698379182263
🚨速報🚨
Meisho Tabaru (Yutaka Take) will be entered in Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe. @francegalop
大阪杯2着🇯🇵 #メイショウタバル は🇫🇷 #凱旋門賞 を視野、石橋師「オーナーと豊と話しました」/有力馬情報
#武豊 @kotoha_nikkan @seenthestars @KfordCailler
https://t.co/LEusgHqD0H
My other IRL friend and also another member of DaiwaNo1's reaction to this image: "Digitan is just folding from lesbian energy in this art"
digitan already died from simp before she got stabbed
Find Your Flame blasts at max volume the supoca
Wait which is the welfare
Tach?
I think so? i don't speak japanese
Meisho Tabaru main plan is still G1 Takarazuka Kinen
If we look at past Arc contenders. The decision will be determined based on the Tabaru result on Zuka. In the past it's usually the top two finishers.
1st : Nakayama Festa, Titleholder, Orfevre, etc
2nd : Through Seven Seas
Damn, that means Tabaru needs to either win the race or finished second in a race that has Croix du Nord, Museum Mile, and Danon Decile to go to the Arc



