#Umamusume
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What are the sparks on this?
uhhh
calandagan a french horse right?
QE2 can host foreign horsey?
bro has not a single gene present in the children 😭
Happy birthday, Mejiro Mcqueen and her great granddaughter, Lucky Lilac!
@JTLKLM
@Lov_N_N
Really? Her great granddaughter is called Lilac? 
Not falling far from the hair color tree, I see.
Lucky Lilac's Dam is called Lilac and Roses iirc
And her sire is ofc, Orfevre
Lilac and Laces
From a single ok
Hoh, i'm surprise Season 3 has better rating than Season 2
Close enough XD
Lilacs and Lace
Nah I renamed her
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
greycoat version
Uma Musume Pretty Derby - Hand Puppet Sakura Chiyono O,Katsuragi Ace, Hishi Amazon & Cesario ✨ Check them out at the link below!
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#UmaMusume
Who's putting Lilac in laces? 
Lucky Lilac in (wearing) lace?
Guts/Wit Deck but not even S or either stats. That Sirius card and sparks carried the run.
7 spd and 7 pwr.
Day 142 of daily Stego.
Late April Fools post, plus it's too good not to share sooner.
ok thx
Still skeptical as it's only announced in their Instagram with no other details to support it.
true
but i hope
real
Holy shit
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︀︀『ウマ娘 プリティーダービー』コラボ
︀︀4/9(木)開始!
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︀︀きみの愛車が!走り出す!?『ウマ娘 プリティーダービー』が頭文字DACに登場!
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︀︀期間は7/29(水)まで!
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︀︀▼詳細はこちら
︀︀info-initialdac.sega.jp/7394/
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︀︀#ウマ娘 #頭文字DAC
Should i be surprised?
Seiun Sky's owner, Shigeyuki Nishiyama, is now undergoing treatment for acute myeloid leukemia
https://news.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=326886
Get well soon, Nishiyama-san 🙏
initial U
Alr posted it earlier, but let's just say they went and stole another shipment 

Someone drew Lament of The Fallen with White and Cyan 
Workout goals.

She ain't drinking vodka tonight
The event this happens in is the name of the progeny both have together btw
If he podiums despite the Atrocious gate he got lotteried then we're so back
What keeps you going?
Me:
Me in turn for Contrail
Truly a pain filled existence
Whens the trains coming
Ugh I feel so gutted
Where that stamina go
Not needed for Mile and Sprint
700-800 is a good enough margin for those distances
Obviously but yknow the joke stands
With me to be-
Ok I gotta stop
Grok's translation is so fucking stupid
Monday, while PNR's commuter service resumes at Sunday.
Oooh, that's a nice little fun fact! 
I love bits like this 
Breeding reward
Kek
The entire Maruzen/Spe bloodline on Decile
Happy birthday, Rhein Kraft, Smart Falcon, Vodka, and Narita Top Road!
@peru_5503
@torioko
@akigiri_pp
@lllljn150195k
Give them an inch, they want your whole arm. smh
hmm idk what to choose for the voucher
I picked a Silence SuzukaSpeed card limit break 
無題
5月から
twitter.com/_sonolemon/status/1615984196899704834
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Daitaku Helios (Uma Musume), #Mejiro Palmer (Uma Musume), #爆逃げコンビ, #パマヘリ, #hug, #Fun☆Fun☆ぱりない
She has her in her palms
Palmer finally couldn't take it just standing on thr sidelines
The power of the sun in the palm of her hands
Doesn't Palmer literally call Helios "Her Sun"?
Iirc yeah
Day 143 of daily Stego.

just made a suggestion post
for Cinderella Gray
the full anime is on YouTube for a limited time now
I feel like someone should notify boss
Hes already watched cour 1
Aka up to 1988 Autumn Tenno Sho
all in woth tabaru
Verxina, Cheval, and Win all shake hands being second fiddle gang
Maybe not Cheval, Kita's rivals varied like mad
it's flying condor!
Dicta Striker
#ディクタストライカ(ウマ娘), #Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #maid uniform, #ウマ娘シンデレラグレイ, #小内忠
Not bad
I'm... Honestly surprised I even won... My best runners all had triangles in the predictions
Never say never
funky
i once won when my uma was 9th favorite, anything can happen
Every.
Inch of you.
Toraina-san
I guess everyone is feeling great
Happy birthday, Nakayama Festa!
@Lov_N_N
@palizyok
【#大阪杯 入線速報】
1位入線 15クロワデュノール 1人気
2位入線 6 メイショウタバル 3人気
3位入線 4 ダノンデサイル 2人気
父キタサンブラックと親子制覇!
北村友一騎手騎乗クロワデュノールが復権!
https://t.co/2mm0hDAr0E
NORD WON
Kitasan Black's son won Osaka Hai
Tabaru almost snatched it
But damn
Hope she can afford a home this year
So apparently, Fukukitaru's fatty event has her skirt button pop off with such velocity that it flicks King Halo on the forehead.
Halo is so offended she drags Fuku to the track to get her to lose weight, curing Slow Metabolism.
Happy Birthday, Nakayama Festa 🎉
https://youtu.be/9L0gzJX-y_k?si=0_km-nY297etoJNw
01:24 Paddock
02:54 Fanfare
05:07 Race Start
06:51 Last Spurt
Original race footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8yAgsMNA4
Featured Umamusume:
Buena Vista (8)
Nakayama Festa (17)
Dream Journey (18)
Race Result:
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/race/201009030410/
This is a noncommercial fan edit for commentary, research, and archival document...
You know what's more beautiful about this race? It's the fact that the Takarazuka Kinen trophy was presented by the members of Takarazuka Revue, Nobuko's favorite music group
Anything but water.
Feetoli Rudolf
You can spot Tabaru's shoe flying off on CDN's cam.
Quoting ℛ (@ko_cha_ka_de_n_)
︀
あの!落し物です!!
Oh shit, I forgot about Osaka Hai
Nord won
Skyrim will rise again!
Oh he won?
Yep
LFG!!!
【#大阪杯 入線速報】
1位入線 15クロワデュノール 1人気
2位入線 6 メイショウタバル 3人気
3位入線 4 ダノンデサイル 2人気
父キタサンブラックと親子制覇!
北村友一騎手騎乗クロワデュノールが復権!
https://t.co/2mm0hDAr0E
Podiums
Lettuce
Figure
Gravure
Reposting this
Tabaru almost had it
Probably if it weren't for the horse shoe falling off
Damn, what a spurt
https://youtu.be/P1lq1U55D1w?si=63yfluEjDlwtB2_X
#大阪杯・GⅠは
⑮#クロワデュノール が勝利!
騎手は #北村友一
2着は⑥#メイショウタバル
3着は④#ダノンデサイル
【みんなのKEIBA次回放送は4月12日(日)午後3時】
#みんなのKEIBA
#フジテレビ競馬
His horse shoe is falling off?
You can spot Tabaru's shoe flying off on CDN's cam.
Quoting ℛ (@ko_cha_ka_de_n_)
︀
あの!落し物です!!
Literally right before the homestretch....
What a bad luck
If this is in Uma musume anime, it's gonna be a moment that would make the Uma depressed for days
They'll make it, Tabaru losing her footing in which results in a P2 podium to Croix
They'll first make Tabaru and Croix friends to rivals
With Tabaru saying "Croix-san, today I shall be victorious" and in which Croix will reply in french cuz it'll be funny yet bad ass. "Bonne chance, ma chérie"
And then they'll switch the camera to Equinox looking at Croix acting a bit like Rudolf towards Teio
While Spe and the rest are rooting for Danon Decile
Fuck my script writing days are resurfacing

My man's finally shut down the fraud allegations since the arc
What is this? The Satono jinx?
Ty for the gif
"AND CROIX DU NORD WINS THE OSAKA HAI WITH A TIME OF 1.57.6"
"It seems like losing to Calandagan at the Japan Cup did not dampen her mood as she takes home her 3rd G1 win!"
Cheers erupt, crowds scream, fans shed tears of joy
She looks at the scoreboard, 1st place, Number 15. She should feel elated. Her friend was 1st. And yet all she could think of was how she was cheated out of a well-deserved win. If her equipment was not faulty, if she could have maintained her position, if only she could-
"Tabaru-chan!" A cheerful voice cried out "That was an incredible race, wasn't it!?"
"Yeah, yeah it was" She could only reply coldly. Before the other could say anything, she uttered back "The next time we race each other on this track, I will not lose."
And so Croix could only watch as her closest friend, her roommate, her RIVAL stepped away silently yet angrily, each step taken leaving behind impressions of her footwear, as she stands to celebrate her pyrrhic victory, alone.
someone else with a better hand at writing could do this way better than i did but i just had to
I love that last pic
Day 144 of daily Stego.
Grass so flat it applies front and back
Its really funny how Grass's blood pressure spiked more than Chronos
I mean its her roommate doing this
Needs more Guts. Better luck next time
Literally the first mistake:
THEY ARE DRINKING WATER.

How is that gonna help against the oils, ladies!? 
Someone swing them some milk. This is too painful to watch.
Rewatching the season 3 vod and seeing cheval, verxina, and vivlos ate at Japanese Denny's called Ponny's
Woof
Happy Easter!
Curren-Chan: @MIKO_DESH
Mayano Top Gun: @mushroomgrenade

GLORY TO CYGAMES
Question what's the best deck setup for MANT
2 spd, 2 guts/stam, 1 pow, 1 wit
Or whoever has the highest race bonus
2 guts.. Interesting
You can adjust your ratio depending on your trainees growth rate really
Ive seen 2 wit over 2 guts but you just have to test and see
I seee
Welp back to the grind kitasan
I always forget they are roommates
Not even gonna pretend to watch respectfully, I'm drooling, grunting, shaking, and on my knees.
Caption: "Summer comes to an end, but Nature is kind enough to let me take one last look of it."
#ウマ娘 #ナイスネイチャ #UmaTranslations
QRT: sasapoliton
夏も終わるので見納めさせてくれる優しいネイチャ
Happy birthday, Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, and especially, Her Majesty, The Empress herself, Air Groove!
@9rimochi
@shoutz_wa
@3026233904Yin
I can barely get one 1200 and you want what

I mean its doable in MANT just because you are doing 35-40 races and races gives you a lot of races
Just made an xoguri for next cm a while back and yeah she is a menace after testing.
No matter the server
I always see stam is lower the most
Thought it was important?
So I’m not sure if this is where I can put up my Uma gacha pulls but check this out
The Three Goddess were on my side!!!
Its xoguri she has 5 recoveries
Her unique is basically 2 white recoveries
Congrats
And guts reduces the stamina consumption in the last spurt. It has diminishing returns but can be enough
Fcccccck welp time to rebuild most of JP uma
Oh I thought we were talking about EN
Both
...and why is that
Last medium cm require 1 gold recovery and 1600 stamina for zenkai spurt
Because jp has mechanics EN doesnt have

Ok but current JP build
Which is the least priorities to build
Guts
Reference deck for pace chaser next cm. Ignore that its almond eye because I was testing the marche card and its an easier run because scenario character just like ebayan and casino
Honestly airgroove might be better than marche
is it time to gutsmaxx
「はいっ、バクフーですよ」
💃🕺🏻
#ウマ娘プリティーダービー, #ウマ娘, #サクラバクシンオー(ウマ娘), #ノースフライト(ウマ娘), #バクフー
The anime of Kancolle is such an anomaly in otaku culture, looking back.
How so?
Yo this design is peak
Released during the mid-2010s, it's based on a game that had largely only been exclusive to Japan, so this anime became the gateway to the Kancolle series for many. It's one of the "representative animes" of the era yet never really had an impact (in it of itself), culturally speaking, also being seen as mediocre by fans of the series. We only got Shimakaze and her, questionable apparel, and those four loli destroyers.
What I'm getting at is that the anime became a spearhead of otaku culture, yet it doesn't really offer anything, compared to the popular animes of the time. And personally, I thought this anime was from 2009 - 2012, but no, it's from 2015 (heck, Tokyo Ghoul released a year earlier than it).
so we got the Sha Tin QEII Cup roster
and uh
its a war on Romantic Warrior
🇯🇵 Museum Mile
🇯🇵 Masquerade Ball
🇯🇵 New Emperor
🇯🇵 Giovanni
🇯🇵 June Take
🇫🇷 Soji
🇬🇧 Royal Champion
🇭🇰 Romantic Warrior
Wait, I also thought it was from around 2009, that doesn't sound right
Museum Mile - Winner of the 2025 Arima Kinen
Masquerade Ball - coming off Podium Placing Classic Year and placing Silver in Record timed Japan Cup
New Emperor / Shin Emperor (Translation) - Ehhhhhh not the Greatest rn...
Giovanni - Starting his 4 Year Old Season also not greatest
June Take - Recent win is a G2
Giovanni?
Day 145 of daily Stego.
Kotomine Dream Journey is Scary considering FGO Kotomine
yorokobe shoujo
Suzuka got some following
they dont wanna cover her view lmao
Hooooly Team Reward Box!

the Back
Cinderella Gray MANGA SPOILER
||Yooo, a Better Loosen Up glaze before their show up in the anime?||
||https://youtube.com/shorts/k6nJ5Q_BuoU?si=TR4U5iTake9TPzPz||
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Yatttaaa!
Why are you borrowing Team Sirius? Did you not max out your own? 
Do I look like I have that kind of Club Point supply? 
New Emperor is Shin Emperor btw translation literally took it
You don't? 
Shouldve clarified
Oh ok, that explains it, I completely skipped Rice and Suzuka's cards 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
It's Mister CranBerry! 
中秋、安らぎのひと時
シチーと一緒にお祭りに参るため、髪のスタイリングをしてあげるトレーナーとそれを満喫しているシチー。
「前から思ってたけど、アンタってさ、アタシのビジュアルかなり好きっしょ?」
その言葉が否定されなかったことに喜びを感じたシチー、実に美しいべ...。
完成させるのに取り組んでくれたAkirQに感謝!
#ウマ娘, #ウマ娘プリティーダービー, #ゴールドシチー(ウマ娘), #トレーナーLOVE, #末永くうまぴょいしろ, #愛が良馬場, #秋桜ダンツァトリーチェ, #一心同体, #トレーナー(ウマ娘プリティーダービー), #晩秋、囃子響きたる
Zenbu
It's way too expensive
Need a lot of ClubP
Embeds dead?
Yes
Damn
Thanks Elon
You think Kitasan Black had a shivers on his back when CDN won the Osaka Hai, sensing that his plappy time will increase?
More umapyoi
Isn't Lucky Lilac Orfevre's daughter?
It's sad to think that the Mejiro farm, after decades of success, went bankrupt in 2011.
Just imagine how that might translate into the Umamusume universe; One-two financial troubles and the entire family goes under.
McQueen, Ryan, all find themselves losing their position and wealth, for reasons outside their control~ Dober's branch keeps afloat a bit longer and may be able to buffer the situation somewhat, but not indefinitely.
And the Satonos just move in and take over their prestige.
Father dotter moment 
do the Satonos actually get more renown later on?
now how would Frank Hayes' posthumous win be translated into umamusume 
They do be the "New Money" of a new era.
While the Mejiros represent the noble aristocratic wealth, the Satonos are a major economic conglomerate that are constantly expanding their ventures. It's noted, as in real life, that the Satonos do be on the rise.
They are the exact mirror image of the Mejiro family.
Old Money vs. New Money,
Inheritence vs. Technology.
Which adds a further spin to the connection between McQueen and Diamond.

The world just doesn't work the same way anymore as it had in the Showa era. 
Breaking the stalled time of Canon for a moment, the Satonos, as in IRL, are doing everything right in a new era to rise up as the new wealth of a new world, while the Mejiros are slowly losing ground because They are not capitalizing on the same economic opportunities the Satonos do; Relying on their name and talent alone to keep wealth in the family, rather than expansion.
The IRL Mejiro Farm went bankrupt exactly because their old ways couldn't keep them competitive on the track.
The crown pride of the "Stayer", that McQueen personified in the game, was just no longer affordable.
High maintenance costs, less returns, more varied and talented opponents using different and modern strategies and training methods to give competition.
The farm lived on G1 prize money. Autumn Tenno Sho, Spring Tenno Sho; it's not just a coveted title for them, it was their main source of income.
And after McQueen and Ryan... They didn't produce many more G1 winners that could keep the farm afloat from that.
Translating this to the game universe:
The Satonos survive through economy. They don't need to race to grow more wealthy. The have factories, stores, trade connections, etc. Their wealth is entirely decoupled from the racetrack.
The Mejiros have to win. At all costs, if necessary, to keep their estate running. It's literally an existential objective. 
So in a growing world of more and more monsters on the track, and less and less capable Mejiros facing them, They do in fact face inevitable collapse.
"Forever Young" is something Maruzensky would use as an online alias on Umatter.
Nah man it's Forever 17
A certain pirate captain already has that handle registered.
its an interesting conundrum that sadly we most likely wont be seeing ingame
because for some reason all umas stay in the academy even after years of retiring its like the timeline never moves forward
now, if we were to get an anime placing in more recent years, something like CinGray but on like the 2010s and onwards, those are prime opportunities to showcase the downfall of the Mejiros in a economic sense, as ingame they dont seem to be doing anything other than racing too
Aye. 
It's fun looking all the Shield plaques they have on display at their mension, and even think that McQueen's pressure to win those races is a fun ojou thing to do~ But beneath it all it's their sole lifeline they are already being challenged on.
Palmer finished 13th in the Spring Tenno Sho.
It's easy to see why She's cast out by the higher old-guard layer of the family as the ugly duckling, and why she gravitated instead more towards the Gyaru squad instead.
She's almost quite literally a burden on their financial stability.
Ya not winning these Stayer G1s, ya doing more damage than good.
If we get a sidestory with that, then we'd may also see Dober's branch potentially be the foundation for the siblings to rebuild themselves by opening their own little establishment, Lake Villa, as the continued breath of the Mejiros in this new era.
No more old coonies above their head, no more Mejiro pressure, no more estate;
Just a humble, rustic family shop that Their generation now owns and manages to get by.
Palmer would be greatly suited to accomodate and teach the girls the "city life", growing from the black sheep of the family to their now greatest social support pillar.
While Dia-chan could use her Satono experience to help/consult McQueen in the field of finances and economics, to be able to run this new family establishment in the way of the new era.
A pleasant suprise to run into
Happy birthday, Mr. C.B.!
@taromarunnn
@midoriiin_6
It took a Gen-z horsegirl to teach my arse what GOAT means.
lmao
The power of a Umadol
Didn't they get to 3.7 trillion in JP?
Then again, it dropped on a VERY bad time in global, like, it would have been better if we had this event 2 days earlier when, you know, it was the weekend, and everyone was playing nonstop rather than in the middle of a work week
To all the Umamusume fans out there... listen up!
Tokai Teio’s last grandchild has been born! It’s a boy!
And he’s also Gold Ship’s grandson!
I want to share this wonderful news with the world!
QRT: HOPEFARM0628
改めてご報告させて頂きます。
昨晩、当牧場、産駒第一号が誕生致しました。馬の師匠からの助言もあり無事に出産し朝を迎えることが出来ました。
エレガントラウルもとても初産とは思えないほどスムーズに、1.2回の立ち上がり
のみでの、安産でした。本当にラウちゃん、産まれてきてくれた仔馬に感謝です。
感動をありがとう!エレガントラウルの2026♂
祖父はトウカイテイオー、ゴールドシップです。
…
Reiwa born hachimi
D'aaaaw, look at that future Triple Fracture winner! 
Bro
Sis
My friend wanted Fuji.
I wanted Sky.
Guess which one did each of us get....

Me with Valentine Bourbon
Got Valentine Flash instead
me not getting a Dupe
Ive gotten
Only Dupes after christmas oguri
So you've got... duped. 
Manhattan Cafe, Healer Grass, Opera O
The Coguri Public Affairs Committee (CPAC), alongside the International Coguri Committee (ICC), and United For Coguri (UFC), strongly condemns the recent rise in anti-coguri behavior within the player community.
Targeting, stereotyping, or blaming coguri players for in-game outcomes is unacceptable and undermines the integrity of fair competiti...
Reminds me back when Wis'adel first came out in the icebreaker event 
At least wisadel is PvE instead of a full on PvP

Day 146 of daily Stego.
Look at this beautiful Mejiro Piola 
She finished 2nd in another Maiden Race this March.
oh there is 
I thought it was a fluke but SBR started its publication in 2004
girl has no trigger discipline
Its Ramonu
sbr?
She ain't intending to have one.
ye
steel ball run
Reading the Privacy Policy for the new Umamusume survey:
Random Cygames intern in about 10 minutes:
What the fuck??
Oh no they'll see my anime tits search
What makes you think it's only Yanko
Standard stuff, really. 
I just remembered u that way recently 
Some of the data is used for game and marketing development, some of it is shared/sold to third parties for their dev and marketing purposes, for extra income.
It's nothing out of the ordinary. 
You mean material for Dober 
Sometimes, companies even just throw out random surveys with the surface intent of opinion gathering, whether online or in-person on paper, while they're actually doing data mining for third parties for financial benefits.
Coffers low? Send survey, collect data, sell data, get income.
I guess I only recently realise that's what it always was and we either choose to ignore it or are unaware whole life
THEY FUCKING KILLED DIGITAN!
Again
For like the 800th time
She'll be fiiiine
Buuuut, they are offering a reward of 20 golden vinyls! 
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/143267542
Hydrodynamic Suzuka
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Fanboxに高画質版、表情差分置いてます
smart falcon will suffer for imposing an insurmountable quota for her event
EN Translation by @RagingAsn_
Artist Comment: morning 🌞
영어 번역입니다!
다음에 또 봐요!
#UmaTranslations
QRT: RIO_067
morning🌞#ウマ娘 #우마무스메 #フラウンス
A tribute to Mejiro Farm. May its tales and legacy continue to be passed down for generations to come.
Vocals:
Mejiro McQueen (VA: Saori Onishi)
Mejiro Ryan (VA: Afumi Hashi)
Mejiro Dober (VA: Hikari Kubota)
Mejiro Bright (VA: Ayaka Ohnishi)
Mejiro Palmer (VA: Yuri Noguchi)
Mejiro Ardan (VA: Saya Aizawa)
Japanese Lyrics: Ui Shiina
Engl...
Long live, The Mejiro family
I'm loyal to the Symbolis
Suzuka is so hot dude
She looks even hotter in S1 anime
One-piece swimsuits got that power yk
-# can we get much higher
thats some expensive performance 
Mmm ShakaFai
Cute Feno
I need Dorija ASMR frfr
Aiming for the Senior Spring Triple Crown eh...
https://x.com/i/status/2041718948706840737
S4 mc alert lmao
Btw, Spring Tenno Sho would be his first long distance race, because he doesn't ran in the Kikka Sho and the Arima Kinen
The highest distance that he ran on is 2400 meters
Equinox: what about me?
Yeah that has me worried
She gets a whole manga a la Laurel and Oguri
Nah
Equinox will be the Rudolf of S4
She's there in scenes
But mostly giving advice and cameos
The think is.... compared to Laurel and Oguri who ran in more than 20 races, Equinox only ran in 10 races, so his career is too short for manga adaptation
Then itd be a good time to focus on the training and allat
Ok I don't wanna jinx this but if Croix Du Nord actually ends up being a triple crown horse I will make sure this side game will be a main game
i thought he missed tricrown
he missed the classic one, yes, but going for the Spring Tenno Sho means theyre aiming for the spring triple crown
theres no other explication since his longest race was only 2400m, with the Spring Tenno Sho being 3200m
Hm, i wonder on why they're always shipped. Maybe irl relations? Or is it just cygames doing it on their own choice?
that is a good question, idk what would be the reason
Welp, it's a good ship either way, so i'm not complaining.
That, and i think it's one of the most unique dynamic compared to the other uma x uma ships.
Like, i think i've read a dialouge once that said Shakur made a whole ass app for finding ramen shops specifically for FineMo.
Unless specifically asked, ain't no way a normal friend would even go that far for someone.
She did in fact make that and not under a request, it was purely her idea
To all the Umamusume fans out there... listen up!
Tokai Teio’s last grandchild has been born! It’s a boy!
And he’s also Gold Ship’s grandson!
I want to share this wonderful news with the world!
Huh, we already did it. They dropped it from 3 trillion to 500 billion
If it was on a weekend we wouldve done trillion
Twt thinks we're "larpers" for not be able to reach the goal, in reality we're too employed
I looked into this and its kinda surface level
Both raced in the same generation albeit once, but this isn't Really an issue since yknow Diamond and Kitasan are friends despite never racing each other to the degree of Kitasan racing Crown, Cheval, Duramente, and etc.
Both also couldn't produce offspring or if they did the genetic line is extinct, Shakur died young at 6, younger than Brian who passed at 8, and his genetic line is already considered extinct through his 4 kids.
Finemotion can't conceive cause of a genetic mishap as a fetus
Theres... Literally no other lore here on why they're shipped atleast IRL wise but game wise those two hangout All the time and, this is probably a fan thing cause Shadow Tracen, probably run a ramen shop together considering Finemo's Absolute love for the food.
Okay Crazy concept:
It Does follow Equinox but not from their POV
We follow through Other Uma who Have raced him
Panthalassa, Geoglyph, etc., etc.
It'll be a lot shorter than star blo and cingray but yknow the fear of seeing one of the greatest uma zoom past And gap you for a win would do that
Cygames just called us "Terminally employed"
Cygames to global players: y'all aren't unemployed enough smh, we're disappointed
Wife
Cygames acknowledges that we have a life 
So it started as a fan thing and they just went full speed ahead with it?
Honestly not complaining, it's one of he more interesting ships too
More like Cygames did it cause theres literally nothing else to connect the characters irl wise
They were contemporaries in the same generation, that's more than enough. 
That's like saying they shared the same air for a couple of days, but ppl nowadays have done more for less in terms of ships
It doesn't need to be a deep historic meta connection.
The horses were on the same years together, raced each other once, that already gives a baseline interaction to them.
Now, after building up their characters in adapation, combining the prickly and rough Air Shakur to the warm and friendly Fine Motion just simply makes for great interaction writing on a narrative level. So their contrast makes them a natural for writing scenes.
It's Character Writing 101. 
Natural contrast chemistry.
They may not been intended to have a strong bond during the design process, but once that chemistry was found in their characters, the writers began leaning on that goldmine. 
Btw
Speaking of Croix
As hes entering the spring tenno sho
Making a delusion, he could be make or break whether or not the spring tenno stays 3200m
Speaking of Tenno Sho~
OKA SHO! This Sunday!
The first Crown for our new 2026 Triple Tiara Champion 
Im biased cause Equinox so Black Chalice raaahhhhh but honestly lets just see who wins it
Black Chalice do be a fearsome name.
Like an evil, corrupted Holy Grail
Lily Joie is entering the Oka Sho undefeated after three starts.
They really just said: "FINE HERE DAMM, you all employee asses coluldn´t be TRUE UMADOL FANS 🙄😒"
It just occurred to me, how many spring triple crown winners do we actually have apart from Opera?
opera Isn't a spring triple crown winner, she's an Autumn Triple Crown winner
there hasn't been a Spring Triple Crown
apparently the Osaka Hai only till 2017 wasn't a G1
so while Opera was the closest to get it, his owner and trainer probably ignored it cause the Osaka Hai wasn't a g1 at the time
theres only been one other senior autumn crown and its crazy enough Zenno Rob Roy
crazier there would've been two more Autumn Crowns: Do Deuce and Equinox
Equinox is well he retired after the Japan Cup to prepare for mating season in spring
Do Deuce suffered Lameness only two days before the Arima Kinen which killed his attempt
He didn't run the Osaka Hai?
Also that's a very recent change
The race started in 1957 and many Uma we know have ran it who Are G1 champions
Katsuragi Ace, Super Creek, Tokai Teio, Mejiro McQueen, Marvelous Sunday, Air Groove, Neo Universe, etc, etc.
the race became a G1 when Kitasan Black was racing
and it served as a deterrent to keep JP race horses In Japan during Spring since many would've not bothered cause yknow, they could go to Dubai instead
I see I see
Day 147 of daily Stego.
Why does the stegosaurus look so huggable? Is it because she's tiny?
Maybe
Huggable and packageable.
TM Opera O do ran in the Osaka Hai in 2001 and yes it was still a G2 race, and at that time the name of the race was "Sankei Osaka Hai"
But he finished in 4th place, that was his first defeat after the undefeated year
Meanwhile Rice's special ability was that he could only win when killing a winning streak.
So that didn't leave much room for the Spring Triple Crown
That was 2001 too, so even if he won it wouldn't have counted anyway
You forgot Kitasan Black, he could've become the third Autumn Triple Crown horse if he won the 2017 Japan Cup, but unfortunately he got slayed by a horse from the hero hunter clan
big horse jumpscare
Oh my.
That's quite the random jump from 518k
"Could still be"
Out of curiosity I put cafe at the race tab. Did not expect her to look so... Cute 
She's cute up until the point you give her tea
Fair enough. That's a line i dare not ever cross
Green tea
Cafe is indeed very cute
Uh is she any good?
Is her Trainer* any good?

That's on me for phrasing it like that
I mean is she better than her default version
Japanese people explaining Yanko to the Americans
So imagine a burger
Founding Stallions
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︀︀Matchem is Godolphin Barb's main sireline
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︀︀Eclipse is Darley Arabian's main sireline
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︀︀Herod is Byerley Turk's main sireline
Quoting KOPPERION (@kopperion)
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VRウマレーターの誤作動事件
︀︀突如として発生したVRウマレーターの誤作動。それはシステム内で生まれた“三女神“と言われるAIによる暴走が原因であった。
︀︀学園側は対策として有志による救援チームを編成するも、システム側はこれらに対応し、事態は悪化の一途を辿っていた。
︀︀
︀︀暴走した三女神を止めるべく、学園関係者や生徒、URA上層部やサトノグループなどの叡智を結集し“対抗プログラム“を開発するに至った。
︀︀
︀︀#オリジナルウマ娘
OH MY GOD
Taishin's internally tickezo rn
They're both downbad for Hayahide
Ones just more public than the other
Somehow it's a bit off
Like I expected the white hair to be longer
Theres a bit too much Kitasan
All Umas who won the Oka Sho in real life
https://youtube.com/shorts/siJ19YYJL5c?si=1d1APFel857b2mT4
#ウマ娘 #umamusume #shorts
第86回 桜花賞 2026年4月12日 (日) 15:40
1986.Mejiro Ramonu
1992.Nishino Flower
2003.Still in Lovet
2005.Rhein Kraft
2007.Daiwa Scarlet
2009.Buena Vista
2012.Gentildonna
2018.Almond Eye
2019.Gran Alegria
2020.Daring Tact
【ウマ娘 プリティーダービー公式WEBサイト】
https://umamusume.jp
...
The event "All Together! Top Umadol Project" is underway! 🥕
Cheer on Falco as she practices her choreography for her next concert!
#Umamusume
So that's where the gif is from
IT'S LALA-SAN!!!!
SHE'S PLAYABLE NOW
Fuck me
Just when I'm out of pull
They drop one of my favorites
Lala-san
nope
jp va, uses english name for blue angel
bro
i know im nitpicking but still
Blue what
you didnt deserve what the writers did to you aoi
Its the avg timeframe from reveal to playable
There are exceptions
You seem to forget Biko who took somewhere like 3+ years to be playable
@tender rain
https://x.com/i/status/2042069151381123344
Kekw
rkgk ビリーヴ
高松宮記念なので
#Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #ビリーヴ(ウマ娘)
We can fly up in the sky

I want daring tact now

Ended curren guts
Is it more worth to run ballroom sky or normal sky for medium race?
I feel feel like ballroom sky has better hints, but normal sky has such a good ultimate
Happy birthday, Vivlos and Mejiro Ramonu!
@nyamnyam_CHICHI
@Kioroshin
man mcqueen is really an outlier among the mejiros
Choose your heroine
Umamusume Uma Musume Manhattan Cafe Mihono Bourbon Mejiro Mcqueen Smart Falcon Eishin Flash #umamusumeprettyderby #umamusumeglobal #ウマ娘 #shorts #oguricap #mambo #gacha #haruurara #goldship #uma #agnestachyon #prettyderby
Day 148 of daily Stego.
You could barely make out his face, so I'm sending two in such cases.
https://x.com/worldsbesthorse/status/2042219084960436654?s=20 latest iteration of the Longines Worlds Best Rankings for 2026
The latest edition of the 2026 Longines World's Best Racehorse Rankings can be found here: https://t.co/O4ZSpSYwFg
it truly is a race to try overtake Romantic Warrior and Ka Ying Rising
I'm surprise Calandagan isn't in the top 5
main assumption they aren't using his Japan cup win as the metric
which he should be like number 5
cause going into the japan cup Calandagan simply put is on Fire
If you put it vertical, she's like a goat that found out the wall isn't perfectly 90°.
Bundle of joy or polycule
stay gold
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #Stay Gold (Uma Musume), #ステイゴールド, #BlueArchive, #Blue Archive, #girl, #loli, #cute, #uniform
Umamusume but you have to look away when Eishin Flash does her victory animation.
I'd rather get killed.
QRT: kuso_otoko
Ready or Not punishes you for gunning everyone down when the gunplay is the best part; imagine a visual novel where you're not allowed to jerk off to the H-scenes
truly eishin flash
Oji-san
yes shes good when OG seiun sky unique isnt good. Basically most of long CMs and a few medium cms where her unique only works on herself
shes mainly a long parent for frontrunners
she is still used in jp as parent til today
for certain tracks
"C" Power before Make Debut is certainly an experience 
Uma x AK
Both games has horse girls doing highly competitive sports

Oguri is standing on business
Ordering a snacks and my chasier is an uma?
Bringing C power uma to debut race is like bringing 4 yo Deep Impact to debut race
It's gonna leave a deep impact
Happy birthday, Ines Fujin, Win Variation, and Daitaku Helios!
@mutsuosa
@Taratine_831
@uma_motiyodor
Day 149 of daily Stego.
They do
on a daily basis too
Well they should use it more!
Someone check on digitan
In a coma
With all the blood that came out being in the shape of a heart
魔法少女🌸スターブロッサム
魔法少女パロ。お父さんも居ます。
#スターブロッサム, #Sakura Laurel (Uma Musume), #Narita Brian (Uma Musume), #明石椿, #阿武隈紗季, #明石梧郎, #ヴィクトリー倶楽部
Did cygames only made anime based on their own games or am i dumb 
no clue
I mean their studio Does do standalone stuff
Cygames Studio does do other projects
I mean Bravern was a big one they did
they're currently making the Very well recieved "The Summer Hikaru Died"
English Translation
︀︀| 英訳版です!
︀︀
︀︀Childhood Friend Furioso Concept.
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︀︀Translated by: @Kaeru_loscann
︀︀Typeset by: @HansTNO
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︀︀#ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳 #Umamusume #UmaTranslations
カシオペア (@kasiopea_r) を引用
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私が立ち上がろう🙋
︀︀幼馴染ブラコンフリオーソであろう絵を投下!!!!
︀︀だいぶ私の癖が詰め込まれている
︀︀てか雑いですねすみません。
First Furioso thing ive seen on my fyp
If you don't date strong women, you won't make strong children.
to be fair in Gentildonna's case, its a triangle considering Verxina
Build Christmas Oguri for the next CM, pretty happy with it except for the stamina and no green skills.
I'm currently building a Kitasan as #2, but I'm wondering if it's better to try to build 2 debuffers instead (I dont have any debuffer parents).
im trying out an SS rank coguri i just got and my opps all crowded the Fronts
How umatter and umatube talks about Christmas Oguri before ChamMe Aries Cup
Bro... the horse with the lowest odds is the heaviest horse in the lineup
And the lightest horse has the highest odds
And Presepio.... wtf is that bloodline dawg
Stacked to hell and back
That's a whole Spe/Kris S with a hint of Fuji Kiseki and Durandal
https://fixupx.com/abracing0/status/2041452508367790190
In case anyone wants a rundown on each honse entering~ 
📰 2026 Oka Sho (1000 Guineas)
The 2026 Oka Sho, the opening leg of the Japanese Triple Tiara, will be run on 12th April over 1600m at Hanshin.
This year’s edition features a highly competitive and open field. Automatic entry goes to the leading finishers in the Tulip Sho, the Fillies’ Revue and the Anemone Stakes, with the remaining places filled according to career prize money. The Group 2 Tulip Sho and Fillies’ Revue each award automatic entry to the top three home, while the Listed Anemone Stakes offers automatic entry to the first two. Other important preps such as the Queen Cup and Hanshin Juvenile Fillies feed strongly into the race through accumulated earnings rather than direct automatic qualification.
Star Anise - Drefong x Epice Arome - Tomokazu Takano
In the famous colours of Katsumi Yoshida and from the powerful Tomokazu Takano stable, Star Anise is a hugely exciting filly. Already crowned champion two-year-old, she has shown real progression with ev…
I'm interested to see what Lily does. 
Can she remain unbeaten? 
YES
quería editar los op de Cinderella Gray para que suene con Traitor' Requiem de fondo, pero el op 1 ya lo hizo y sin necesidad de cortar nada
Anyone else getting "The Cool Aunt" vibes from ForeverYoung? 
Kinda see it
Happy birthday, Yaeno Muteki, Bubble Gum Fellow, and Mejiro Ryan!
@okame1587371
@A0i8ARa
@kuromoriya3
The first time i heard this horse's name was when i watch a Gold Ship race (i think)
Oh nvm, it was Orfevre's last race
Orfevre's Last Run, he enters gate with Ikezoe Kenichi, his jockey of three years.
Silk graphics in the intro list are made thanks to "Original Shobufuku Simulator", which is available at: https://mamema.ldblog.jp/shobufukusim/index.htm
Love is Boo Shet finished at 4th place and he was 12th favorite btw
you could say
living up to the name
Admire Vega's casual outfit has a solid married woman vibe.
It's a two-person sweater
Anyone here know where you can find the event bgm of the recent ballroom event in jp? (Bakushin and North Flight)
When is the next GLB CM start?
Day 150 of daily Stego.
Guess McQueen didn't die in the KitKat raid 
McQueen throws a tantrum for missing out on all the sweets
QRT: ashenmash
The Good, the Bad and the Fatty
I wonder if any of stegos partner have any notable wins.
As in, if they have any G1 wins, if not any G races wins at all.
Got it, i'm guessing they became a breeding mare because of their progeny.
Is that how it works?
No its cause of their Pedigree
If its by progeny then so many mares would just Not be moms anymore after the first kid not doing well
Guess i need to up my vocabulary with horse breeding knowledge huh.
Thank you for the info btw.
Dream Journey
#Dream Journey, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #ドリームジャーニー(ウマ娘), #夢路のよすが, #Dream, #Journey
brain thonk
She's leaving only to return 3 days later to use my shower
she uses the shower?
One a month

Star Anise won the Oka Sho!
https://youtu.be/QQlRgEi7Ytc?si=OvuijeaMV1uycjA_
#桜花賞・GⅠは
⑮#スターアニス が勝利!
騎手は #松山弘平
2着は⑤#ギャラボーグ
3着は⑪#ジッピーチューン
【みんなのKEIBA次回放送は4月19日(日)午後3時】
#みんなのKEIBA
#フジテレビ競馬
This is her second G1 win, the first one was the last year's Hanshin Juvenile Fillies
Her damsire is Daiwa Major
Ngl, that breakaway was insane, the people that watch the race live probably thought Dream Core would take the open route, but nah.... Star Anise swept in with ease
Licky
i think Star Anise will go to the NHK Mile Cup instead of Oaks, based on her pedigree and record so far, she's sprinter-miler combo
But i hope she go to the Oaks
Look at the distance tho
God I wish for a new triple tiara and crown in my lifetime
2.1/2 lengths, according to Netkeiba
Well, it's up to the owner will they bold enough to bring her to the Oaks or not, because Star Anise never ran in a medium race and her pedigree is a mix of sprinters and milers
I think I've just witnessed Lily get boxed up in real time 
Good lord look at that diff
Imagine that. 2/3rd of the triple tiara is a Medium Race,
For what most contestants would be prepared for,
And then a sprinting Miler just knacks the Triple Tiara away from everyone and does not participate further 
No wonder the Tiara is tough
At least the distance change in the Triple Crown is at the end.
The Tiara during Ramonu's era was a little bit harder, because the third race was The Queen Elizabeth II Cup and that race is 2400 meters, 400 meters longer than the Shuka Sho (2000 meters)
And Now the Elizabeth cup is just a place where Vodka and Scarlet can meet up and date under the guise of a race.
see the full race bro, her breakway in the homestretch was insane
I will once i finish the transaction on my new phone
God i want her to get the triple tiara
Happy birthday, Sounds of Earth and North Flight!
@tomihiromadori
@mgr3na2sup_6
Only the tiaras are where an Actual Bloodbath can break out over the crowns considering the ingame personalities of the Tiara winners in the game
"How do I take a selfie with this one ?"
︀︀she's not really good with technology
︀︀#umamusume #ウマ娘

Day 151 of daily Stego.
new reaction image

I’ve messed around with Gold Ship’s swimsuit long enough to know with 95% certainty that it has more jiggle physics than her other outfits. It does make sense with what she’s wearing compared to other outfits, but I never thought they’d ever actually implement that
QRT: FuckTeio
someone also asked for Golshi
Almond Eye and her baby boy by Equinox
Almond Eye 26 rather curious with the camera
so cute 😍
They're out to get me
Ma-chan? Why are you on Dirt?
Sorry if this came out as impatient, but when's boss gonna start his uma stream again?
When he finds a time to fit it
McQueen on dirt will never be not funny
Something-something Golshi gaslit her in it.
Kek
so i got an inspiration and i wondered why i got double mile inspo instead of medium, i checked my parents and i forgot i dont have medium sparks on anyone
Thats uh... pretty rough buddy
Cause yknow
how
Got Nishino at 200, smh
Tfw muscle memories kick in
Cuz I keep forgetting to pick all of Ebayans dirt options when doing Pisa
A bit oot but...you can give umas tattoos!?
As long as they have skin
Yesterday Star Anise set the second fastest finishing time in the Oka Sho after Sodashi
All horses in the list:
- Sodashi
- Star Anise
- Liberty Island
- Stellenbosch
- Gran Alegria
- Stars on Earth
- Embroidery
- Almond Eye
- Harp Star
- Apapane
Ok I love all of them but gotta give it to Sodashi
1.31.1
God damn woman
man i wish we get sodashi... but... 😭
ONORE KANENOOOOOO
Nothing's coming from behind! Nothing's coming from behind! Nothing's coming from behind!
-- the 1975 Oka Sho announcer, Kiyoshi Sugimoto
https://youtu.be/FeHHERzCYDw?si=3xFGP_jjy-Tc9kD
1975년 오카상(벚꽃상),
"뒤에서는 아무도 오지 않는다" 라고 아나운서는 세 번 소리쳤다.
10마신조차도 아닌, 역사적인 대차의 골.
테스코 가비, 스피드의 미학.
아름다움은 언제나 다른 것을 두고 떠나간다.
(2013 JRA CM에서
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTFqSRcTesw)
생애 10...
Until now this is still the biggest margin of win in the Oka Sho. On that day, Tesco Gaby won the Oka Sho not by 4 lengths, 5 or 6 lengths, but by 10 lengths
Apparently Sugimoto was so shock by how big margin was, he literally didn't have any word to say beside saying "Nothing's from behind" 3 times
Happy birthday, Twin Turbo and especially, Agnes Tachyon!
@tenlock
@welllllchiii
@tra_timerain
She might not be the fastest but at least she's not the fl-
Dreamjour gonna hunt me

Ohhhh.... So many armpits in one image
Stop starin at chest
Not you too
Ya damn scallywags
Qliphod deterrence to stave off the horniness? 
Yes 
Day 152 of daily Stego.
Urara is also much older than Flower is. 
She's in the Junior division, meaning of Middle School age,
While Flower is an elementary schooler who got skipped ahead in grades.
And then we have dorajo
The punchline is umapyoi
Keep her away from me.
Aku Chan
You're the one who scouted her tho 
It's time
Yada yada yada yada
Air Shakur and Agnes Flight
weak mindset
truth nuke
Tell that to nishino flower
This has become hilarious when you realise that Nishino is canonically an elementary-age student, while Helios and Palmer are highschoolers
Nishino is an elementary aged girl who is pretty much advanced to middle school iirc
Talent
I'm jealous to the parents who're able to raise their child to become like that.
Seiun Sky is winning ||so is Taiki and Tachyon||
battle b2 roars to life
CM
BC Dirt Classic
Happy birthday, Shinko Windy, Samson Big, and especially, Sakura Bakushin O!
@tenlock
@_milkystart
@tenlock (again)
@koyomeru
Race-nya = sakuga parah
Sound-nya = bikin merinding
Ini bukan cuma nonton.
Ini EXPERIENCE.
Nantikan mulai Mei 2026 di CGV!
#Umamusume #SemuaSerudiCGV
OMG!!! FINALLY!!!!!
Another day another harikitte Ikkou
Compared to Almond Eye's kid with kitasan
Equinox's genes at least tried
Day 153 of daily Stego.
Wonder what'll happen on Day 564 of daily Stego.
Most likely another Stego.




