Umamusume

[pallid dragon]

The moment Cygames make a swimsuit alt of Forever Young is gonna be generational, and a certain person in this server gonna went feral

[steep valley]

i wonder who

[tender rain]

Excuse me but can you not expose me like that

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-beginning-of-a-new-era-shin-jidai-no-tobira-pokke-gif-10994942295563609321

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/mist_kirino123/status/1999758582108291532

霧乃みすと (@mist_kirino123)

#今年も残りわずかなので今年一番伸びた絵を貼る
バニーアネゴでした

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 13, 2025, 8:29 AM

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2036832610736062841

Eisel (@Aysellost)

🙂‍↕️

X · Mar 25, 2026, 3:48 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/Gakubuti3/status/2036729816452399175?s=20

Gakubuti3 (@Gakubuti3)

トニビアンカ

X · Mar 25, 2026, 9:00 AM

[wicked rapids]

Happy birthday, Hishi Amazon, Sirius Symboli, and Loves Only You!

@OranG0124
@gracia_san_dayo
@lovelyitamae

[rich echo]

Ooh, G1 This Weekend!

Takamatsunomiya Kinen!

Watch out for dem Sprinters!

[wicked rapids]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/121589102

水着フラッシュ by (@うーたん＠FANBOX開始)

水着フラッシュ
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #水着ウマ娘, #swimsuit, #Eishin Flash (Uma Musume), #エイシンフラッシュ, #Reines_Plätschern, #夕映えは渚のJugend, #cleavage

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Aug 17, 2024, 3:10 PM

[drowsy dock]

I can't believe trainer-san skull isn't crushed by that grab alone.

https://x.com/TrueRadishMan/status/2036664914572718479?s=20

RadishMan (@TrueRadishMan)

Gentildona : trainer-kun do you want to see magic trick?!

#umamusume #ウマ娘 #umamusumepretttyderby #radishmangaming

X · Mar 25, 2026, 4:42 AM

[drowsy dock]

So uhh... Rest in peace.

[wicked rapids]

Day 134 of daily Stego.

[merry apex]

I missed daily a day bcs i did doom scrolling while training

Fck me ig

And it's not even that far from finish the career

[rich echo]

I find it hilarious that Tama-chan can swim, and The Conqueror of the Century's End can not.

[limber steeple]

What?

[rich echo]

Tamamo does not use a kickboard to help her swim.
Opera has to.

Along with Golshi and Haru.

[knotty raptor]

Im starting to see UGs XD

[limber steeple]

Damn

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1486788363720720514/the-pizza-next-door-spoils-me-rotten-victoire-pisa-by-E38182E38281E381AC-v0-2r21kyxihdrg1.png?ex=69c6c711&is=69c57591&hm=2ef34709b1a61c985b1136679283e86661e6b81a2d49e449f2c48a028ce8526d&

[summer haven]

I mean its not like its a bad thing

Oguri's one of the most famous Umas and IRL counterpart swam so bad he looked like he was drowning and was only smart in knowing where the pool ended so he could quickly get out

[tranquil olive]

Kitasan Black and her Advan RWB Porsche 911

[rich echo]

Sounds like an advantageous promotion

[limber steeple]

She has a Porsche?!

[rich echo]

Spring is coming.

And She has anything to say about it,
so will You.

[tranquil olive]

That car kinda went through the same thing as Rice Shower where their reputation was tarnished and built back up

Instead of "stealing wins", the car had the nickname "the widowmaker" where people who drove it back then did not anticipate the sudden burst of power from turbos and lose control(this was back when turbos are not that common)

[rich echo]

I'll take an orange cat, sure

[pallid dragon]

Someone should post an Uma x female trainer art there, i want to see something
https://x.com/i/status/2037148003442561256

Preface Grim (@PrefaceGrim)

wat

X · Mar 26, 2026, 12:41 PM

[tranquil olive]

So I guess this is more accurate

[limber steeple]

this is why we cant have nice things

[limber steeple]

[tranquil olive]

You can create your own headcannon as to what this company is

[rich echo]

Gold City in shambles after this one.

[summer haven]

After watching Lily's final Uma review, it makes me realize more that the format shes been presented sucks

[celest frost]

Yeah watching videos showcasing the model doesnt do any favors

Shed benefit from going hands on with them

[stuck tulip]

Finally it's here

I can finally get my autistic overlord

[steep valley]

wait what

[stuck tulip]

Damn they just want pure mejiro bloodline....that's kinda like the na-[redacted]

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-big-trouble-if-i-speak-prefer-not-to-speak-interview-gif-16725048

[limber steeple]

technically she is also a Mejiro, at least partially, and it's because of you out of all ppl McQueen

[knotty raptor]

Wow didnt notice almost all of Sirius won Tenno Spring until now.

The writer cooked.

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/youareddong1134/status/2036447387980538283

최현식 (@youareddong1134)

#ウマ娘

늘 무거운 아버지의 어깨...

X · Mar 24, 2026, 2:17 PM

[stuck tulip]

Training spe is a nightmare

Wdym i keep losing to E grade race and why always mood down

[digital solar]

Preparing for the finals

With the race ost set

[celest frost]

Oh lord

What are the chances i encounter the Demi-fiend again and lose all my chances

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2037319279465402734

seven (@_00017s)

Oguri Cap Family

momma oguri always with the food

#umamusume #ウマ娘
#umamusumefanart

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:02 AM

Wallet may be go broke but at least she's happy

[celest frost]

Aaand got Demi-fiend'd

[scarlet canopy]

Oh hey, Ebayan's full sister was just born

[steep valley]

gp B

[digital solar]

I’m in Open
XD

[celest frost]

Good for you

Doesnt help the fact that SHE ran all over me

[digital solar]

She is stacked anyways

[celest frost]

Again

NOT HELPING

[digital solar]

Anyways

Time to prepare for April

sighs It’s the BCC

Ughhhhhh

[tender rain]

How?

HOW DID I WON?

[steep valley]

gp A?

[celest frost]

Because Demi-fiend

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/odawarahakone/status/2036394054678880737?s=20

オダワラハコネ🍛 (@odawarahakone)

ステイゴールドさん

X · Mar 24, 2026, 10:45 AM

[rich echo]

C'MERE, YOU FREAK!

[tender rain]

Fujita is definitely buying Ebayan's little sister

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/aomiruki/status/2037333819003650161

Milky Orange (@aomiruki)

English Translations (英訳版):
"Changes between ToreJourney after marriage."
She's more gentle, I think that's nice...?
#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘英訳

X · Mar 27, 2026, 1:00 AM

[wicked rapids]

Happy birthday, Zenno Rob Roy, Oguri Cap, and especially Eishin Flash!

@sOGK6T1CsbWAc0C
@Eien_001_
@T_mikuta_atukim
@emomi_che

[summer haven]

Being banished to Germany, dont resist

so me and a friend got bored and decided to put what Uma would fly what fighter jet

nowhere done yet, but yknow

[wicked rapids]

Day 135 of daily Stego.

[rich echo]

Hoooooly Bakushin!

Mother?

I mean, Mother?

[summer haven]

Maam?

Bakushin?

[rich echo]

New Ballroom event coming soon on JP

And for some reason, Bakushin is now looking as smart as she usually says she is.

[summer haven]

she finally hit C Wit

wait is the other ballroom Tact?

ayo Tact sighting?

https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2037503786575696307?s=20

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

The second gacha 3* tonight is North Flight!

#umamusume

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:15 PM

https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2037497777362792618?s=20

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

Here's a look at the timeline for the next month of events! Everything has now been consolidated into a nice schedule!

#umamusume

X · Mar 27, 2026, 11:51 AM

[summer haven]

https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2037502717070094654?s=20

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

Here's a look at her character details!

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:11 PM

[rich echo]

[summer haven]

ok not C Wit I was being generous its now F

[rich echo]

Emergency Armpit Coverup.

[wicked rapids]

GOOD ENDING

[summer haven]

Also they took her wit bonus away

[wicked rapids]

She stole Bakushin's pits.

[summer haven]

And lost the hat

[limber steeple]

I'm surprised no MIG-30 for any of the runaway umas considering it goes the fastest in a straight line

[limber steeple]

Who are you, and what did you do with Bakushin

[rich echo]

The hair is free

[summer haven]

Dudu and Calstone havent been gotten to yet so give it a bit

[rich echo]

CEO of Bakushin Enterprise

[rich echo]

That stamina is still horrendous

[summer haven]

oh true that hasn't changed lmao

also 7th live concert

Ebanyan and Almond Eye as main poster Umas

[rich echo]

Producing all kinds of things that go zoom.
Trains, planes, daughters, skateboards--

[celest frost]

Laurel got to her

[summer haven]

Laurel forcefully injected Wit into Bakushin?

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2037500434785652741

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

Awakening levels 6 and 7 will slowly be added to the game!

The first character to receive levels 6/7 will be Special Week! This will include two new items that can be acquired through shops and race events!

Teio and Suzuka's will be added in May and July!
#umamusume

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:02 PM

[summer haven]

https://x.com/MagBurubon/status/2037495888407650545?s=20

まぐ🐴@skeb (@MagBurubon)

アーモンドアイとイクイノックスの子供0歳でぱかライブデビュー

X · Mar 27, 2026, 11:44 AM

[celest frost]

Ehhhh, thatd be Chitose

[summer haven]

also they put a picture of Equinox and Almond Eye's foal on stream

[rich echo]

How else would one get smarter? Studying? In this economy?

[summer haven]

EBAYAN AND ALMOND EYE PLUSH

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2037505563731620260

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

The first gacha support card is SSR Daring Tact!

#umamusume

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:22 PM

[celest frost]

2 cards

Zero trainable versions

How does she do it

[steep valley]

OMG

[summer haven]

they must be working Extra to try put in Contrail rn

[celest frost]

Frfr

[summer haven]

I wouldn't be surprised if they're holding off Tact to get Contrail

[rich echo]

She dares.

[summer haven]

and holding Equinox so they can get Panthalasa

[stuck tulip]

One she's come I'm pulling

[rich echo]

Just think for how long 'til Marvy was added as a trainee

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-umamusume-peace-peace-out-gif-3349613402117246888

[celest frost]

Bue too now that i think about it

[rich echo]

Despite being a Release Day supporting character

[celest frost]

Biko removal

[summer haven]

Biko pain

[celest frost]

Biko Pegasad

[summer haven]

bro even in school outfit Stego's still going about in her dad bum coat

ayo?

[rich echo]

The coat stays on

[summer haven]

the Tyrant fit though

unrelated though

https://x.com/abracing0/status/2037496650495615390?s=20

Archie (@abracing0)

Really not looking great in Dubai right now

▶ Play video

X · Mar 27, 2026, 11:47 AM

This Saturday Might be pretty rough

also

we got the pull animations

https://vxtwitter.com/ryumrykk/status/2037507959098671259?s=20

四国犬@skeb受付中📝 新刊/既刊通販受付中🍈 (@ryum...

あら^〜

QRT: ryumrykk
バクフー村が満開になる🌸🤗

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 12:32 PM

Bro Bakushin's Aura Farming streak continues off Star Blossom

https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2037513093904044110?s=20 AMERICA WINNING LIVE

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

WINNING LIVE 33 will include UMA in America, as well as solos for Loves Only You and Marche Lorraine!

#umamusume

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:52 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/helirubi/status/2037509075139744078?s=20

Neil (@helirubi)

BAKUSHIN HOLDING HER WITH ONE ARM??????????

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 12:36 PM

[merry apex]

I SAW THE NEW BAKUSHIN

[merry apex]

LONG HAIR, FUCK

SHE SO PRETTY OMFG

[celest frost]

Bakufuu hours

[merry apex]

MY CARATS

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT PISA YET

[celest frost]

Mans in shambles

Im unfortunately not pulling ballroom Bakushin or Flight

[merry apex]

LET ASIDE MY PLAN TO LB4 ALL THE CARDS IN THE SELECTOR PULLS

OMG

[summer haven]

btw

[merry apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-stroke-2

[summer haven]

we got more stuff of Equinox and Almond Eye's kid

and put nicely

https://vxtwitter.com/northern_horse/status/2037459620378357876?s=20

ノーザンホースパーク (@northern_horse)

アーモンドアイが、元気な男の子を出産しました！

子育てにもすっかり慣れ、落ち着いた様子で仔馬に寄り添うお母さん。放牧地では堂々とした佇まいで群れの中に自然と存在感を放ちつつ、時折まわりの親子を気にかけるような仕草も見せています。
仔馬は優しい性格で、そんなお母さんに見守られながら、のびのびと成長しています。
 
父：イクイノックス
母：アーモンドアイ
2月18日生まれ　オス
 
#ノーザンファームからのお便り

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/3 · Mar 27, 2026, 9:20 AM

Equinox's Genes Did Not Try

[celest frost]

Laurel and Chitose needed to make sure she didnt look like a bum in front of her gf

[summer haven]

Laurel, Chiyono, and Chitose all saw the romantic flirting of North hitting on Bakushin and realized the Ballroom event was the window that Bakushin's wit needed to go Up a letter

[celest frost]

Gave her the good ol brain blast

[merry apex]

Okay, don't jump at me yet.
But would it be weird if i said... Bakushin looks like my mom when she still young?

😔

[summer haven]

hair down and preferred suits?

[merry apex]

Just the hair

in all her og and alt

Pony tail or not

like, she just... looks very similar

[rich echo]

I saw a still frame from her new Ult on reddit

Dem peeps got the freeze frame during her PakaStream showcase

I've hunted down the Dev Stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqb3DEiqB4

It's been renewed to Pakalive TV Dash, in its first new episode

1:39:15

HOOOLLY BAKUSUIT!

[summer haven]

late lmao

[rich echo]

[celest frost]

Bro was living in 2010

[rich echo]

A really good year!

She's entering the speed force!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLb0Z7Urnx0

PakaTeaser

The remix of Instinctive Speed though.

[boreal wedge]

This makes me think that each year there should be Uma pair of the year.

[drowsy dock]

https://youtu.be/917flcPSx98?si=cXoi9dk0s4pYpDO9

[rich echo]

Getting Ruby/Helios flashbacks

[celest frost]

Thats kinda just the ballroom event lmao

Bakufuu got insane reach with Stablo so

[merry apex]

LET'S GOOOOOO

(Class B tho)

[rich echo]

Speaking of..

What are YOU doing at Tracen Academy SEVEN years after your Story Chapter concluded?

[merry apex]

Seing 3 out of 3 your uma coming out like that is so hype

I can't wait for Ms.Victoria coming to global

MY GLORIOUS KING

[rich echo]

Get waist bumped by Gentildonna.

https://tenor.com/view/orfevre-gentildonna-dance-umamusume-orugen-gif-17021170774895797950

[steep valley]

[summer haven]

also

Tomorrow

Dubai World Cup begins

and in turn whether or not Ebayan continues to T Pose over the dirt racing scene

[rich echo]

G1 this weekend, as well.

Takatsunomiya kinen.

[summer haven]

So sprinter heaven

[rich echo]

Aye! We'll be seeing the first Sprint G1 of the year!

[summer haven]

Itll always be funny showing friends the Arc race song

And being asked who are they racing

I only say "the damn french"

[rich echo]

The losers are forced to eat French food.

A lot is riding on victory

[scarlet canopy]

When you combine the two new alts

[scarlet canopy]

Apparently it's pouring in dubai. So i guess Ebayan's preparing for L'arc too

[summer haven]

I wouldnt be surprised if we get surprised news that Ebayan runs the Arc despite Never having ran on Turf

[scarlet canopy]

If the tradition stays the same and it rains due to french witchcraft, it might as well be a dirt race

Imagine if Yank wins thr L'arc

God damn protag powers

But all in all, i just hope the dubai race goes off smoothly

[celest frost]

bakufuu supremacy

[scarlet canopy]

I am probably betting on Yanko. Must side with the nepobaby

[rich echo]

Bakusuit.

[drowsy dock]

Fatty spooked from free pull

[rich echo]

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/142823642

[lunar iris]

https://vxtwitter.com/Osamapublishing/status/2037562003477471705 🥵

osymee (@Osamapublishing)

Random Sirius stuff

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 4:06 PM

[rich echo]

And half the school just went:

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-digital-ウマ娘-プリティーダービー-ウマ娘-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-7764317429514677742

[tender rain]

Wait LoH is Sprint Kyoto?

[rich echo]

Legend of Herrscher?

[summer haven]

If this was Rudolf Ramonu's in rapid distance closing

[summer haven]

https://youtu.be/fujSx-uq2-s?si=8iAsjn05EbEMqFJL

https://x.com/i/status/2037550225901121612

rey (@ParallelRey)

Gold City and Hood outfit swap
#ウマ娘 #ゴールドシチー #アズールレーン #フッド

X · Mar 27, 2026, 3:20 PM

[summer haven]

As the ebayan show is tomorrow

I found the position draws

And ngl

I think Ebayan won it

9 in attendance and is gate 6

[tender rain]

Welp

[summer haven]

https://x.com/i/status/2037588244670628224

ほのぬれ（エヌ） (@Lov_N_N)

イケメンがすぎる

X · Mar 27, 2026, 5:51 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2037521553609597260

太田尚樹 日刊スポーツ (@nikkan_ota)

今日２７日はエイシンフラッシュの誕生日です。

〝満１９歳〟おめでとうございます！

ほれぼれするようなＭｒ.グッドルッキングホース。
↓この敬礼は語り草ですよね…

X · Mar 27, 2026, 1:26 PM

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2037675179737031163

だんぼる (@JDanboru1182)

ヴィクトワールピサ！

X · Mar 27, 2026, 11:36 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Akashachi_0310/status/2037467397981188281

朱 (@Akashachi_0310)

トレギム
柵破壊を……阻止！！！

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 9:50 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2037685858342748294

🦐 (@tokageebi)

メイドカジノ

X · Mar 28, 2026, 12:19 AM

[stuck tulip]

Tachyon..I'm unfamiliar with your game

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-gacha-summon-summer-uma-musume-gif-1130567990921061975

[wicked rapids]

I think this artist loves Casino Drive.

[summer haven]

I mean....

[celest frost]

What makes you say that

[summer haven]

You dont?

[celest frost]

The fact that he almost exclusively draws Casino?

[wicked rapids]

I mean it in a sarcastic tone.

[celest frost]

I also meant it in a sarcastic tone

[steep valley]

[boreal wedge]

If Ebayan ended up actually planned to race in L'arc and then get close second (or even win), we gotta change their title form nepo baby to shounen protag.

[stuck tulip]

I thought it was this patch

Well at least the parent is already set for this so that'll save the hustle

[tender rain]

They also draw Kris S a lot

But it seems Casino is their current obsession

[limber steeple]

it would be really funny if its with a dirt horse how Japan gets to win the L'arc

[boreal wedge]

Yeah, maybe if that actually happens, his title won't be nepo baby nor shounen protag anymore.
At that point, might as well call him deus ex machina.

Actually, yeah, no, maybe not that.

[scarlet canopy]

5head

[pallid dragon]

Bakashin and Bakarina

[merry apex]

I wonder if UD want to do chill uma mainstory reading stream

[tender rain]

Probably someday

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/momoge911/status/2036986223307481177

藤ます🐡Vtuberうさます@荒野の長侍 (@momoge911)

おはますぅ!!!🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡
今日はヒシアマ姉さんお誕生日！

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 26, 2026, 1:58 AM

[rich echo]

Vodka, we doin' a bit of Sprinting today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cde1xoWwByU&list=WL

Nikkei Sho done

||Christmas Parade pulled a Twin Turbo; Front ran, gassed out, ended last place. ||

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2037506868940022170

aklho ✧ (@manhattachyon)

+2 SP???? THEYRE KILLING STEGO ITS OVER

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:27 PM

[wicked rapids]

Happy birthday, Mejiro Ardan!

https://x.com/charka28553543/status/2037579353484361811?s=20

charka (@charka28553543)

歴史とは後世によって評価されるもの... | charka #pixiv https://t.co/l5pIlEcfqa #メジロアルダン #ウマ娘プリティーダービー #ウマ娘

X · Mar 27, 2026, 5:15 PM

[summer haven]

Stream for the Dubai World Cup is live but race isnt happening till 11:45 AM EST

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1487399997732557040/FB_IMG_1774694178847.jpg?ex=69c900b2&is=69c7af32&hm=2c3ee1aa80267e4e5ef9dc7a94269e1708a19fd774b6f38c0dadc38553939ceb&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1487399998067970148/FB_IMG_1774694180951.jpg?ex=69c900b2&is=69c7af32&hm=6c82c867c5dc60a24f43ce1d18f79ca7b6a03c866705bf31a90d0b05c0945912&

[rich echo]

It's that time of the year again,

Running the Pisces Qualifiers!

After Race 5, Doto is leading with 7 Points

[wicked rapids]

Day 136 of daily Stego.

Looks like it's time to replenish the Stay Gold images.

[limber steeple]

Are you gonna do this until Stego releases in global?

[rich echo]

And we have our Pisces Trio!

[wicked rapids]

I don't know, actually. Never had an end goal for this.

[limber steeple]

Well, now you do

[summer haven]

Btw the Dubai races are going

Hour 30 till Ebayan

[limber steeple]

Oh damn, do you have a link to watch live?

[summer haven]

Dubai racing on youtube

Watching in the okbuddy server someone's hosting

[limber steeple]

Interesting things to open youtube to

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1487458098741379172/the-terrifying-orca-ardan-translated-takiki-mejiro-ardan-v0-i8lieqhctprg1.png?ex=69c936ce&is=69c7e54e&hm=60792df464416e71e532206fe9e33743c0f9da936d3a18affa308c8d27bec2fb&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1487458099852873809/the-terrifying-orca-ardan-translated-takiki-mejiro-ardan-v0-vq5bvmrctprg1.png?ex=69c936ce&is=69c7e54e&hm=638ddf8e27fb63373ab6fcdebcbb586bfac5588d8493e0bd13233b9a7a8abd94&

[rich echo]

https://fixupx.com/Sayuasakura__/status/2037801906962403533?s=20

咲椋さゆあ (@Sayuasakura__)

#ウマ娘 #サクラバクシンオー

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FixupX · Mar 28, 2026, 8:00 AM

[summer haven]

3 races till Ebayan

[limber steeple]

has it already happened or am i still on time

[summer haven]

Ebayan is race 9

However

GAIA FORCE BE RUNNING

[limber steeple]

wait, Gaia Force??

[summer haven]

Yes

[limber steeple]

hes still active?

[summer haven]

Yes

Now watch our goober ball put his first g1

[limber steeple]

welp, bro fell hard to... 5th?

[rich echo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc

[scarlet canopy]

Ebayan's racing in 20 mins

[rich echo]

[scarlet canopy]

iirc, in flight's ult animation, she's just looking at the blue petals fall, but when a sakura petal starts drifting down, she chases it to the door where it opens(Same door Bakushin opens in her own ult)

[lunar iris]

i finally get myself to watch cg s2ep10

man. i lost here

[scarlet canopy]

Also... i mean...

The king of sprint and the queen of mile

[summer haven]

And Ebayan loops before the gate

2nd

[limber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-noooooooo-nooo-no-gif-19285910

[summer haven]

It got close and Eba was rushed

[limber steeple]

he got pressured a lot before the last corner

yt chat spamming clocks

[rich echo]

Well, time for the Tracen Spec Ops.

[scarlet canopy]

damn. I lost XD

[lunar iris]

uhm...

i found wierd clip on twitter, and I have question

https://vxtwitter.com/attackdogX/status/2037874607907045437 Gold Ship... is that you?

Mrs B (@attackdogX)

LMAO, this horse is an absolute menace 🤣

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 12:49 PM

🤣

[limber steeple]

that was so mean

[pallid dragon]

Wait, Forever Young lost?

[stoic juniper]

Dubai not his races course sadly

His only win is uae derby there

Meanwhile saudi races course is demon times for ebayan

[summer haven]

2nd, american horse Magnitude was going on a tear

Also he had a buff

He has a teddy bear

[rich echo]

Okay, this is the most painful Claw Machine Failure

[summer haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396350560218906695/1467844830980739210/BlemiFuckingDies.gif

Me grabbing you for your failure

[rich echo]

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1487576150631907479/help-find-meme-video-v0-l9lpt1iqyurg1.png?ex=69c9a4c0&is=69c85340&hm=158e1a3f589ba08eee1bae398211f13433f6254137e135be68f2795af334cdb0&

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/junoelise161/status/1997059560763445671

juno | Comms Open (@junoelise161)

Dream Journey #umamusume

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 5, 2025, 9:44 PM

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2038043614526480628

advarcher (@Anonamos_701)

Dubai World Cup - After

#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Mar 29, 2026, 12:00 AM

The plot is plotting

[robust holly]

Goal : place top 2

[merry apex]

But the gold skill tho

[scarlet canopy]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2035346749036933288

The winner of the DWC

America'sBestRacing (@ABRLive)

Just a horse and his teddy 🧸

@RacingDubai World Cup contender Magnitude brought his travel buddy along for the trip.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 21, 2026, 1:24 PM

[summer haven]

The buff he had to win

Little guy coming with him

[tender rain]

They gonna make Marche Lorraine 2.0 with Magnitude

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2038080829025665234

🦐 (@tokageebi)

カジノちゃん🎰

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FixupX · Mar 29, 2026, 2:28 AM

[limber steeple]

so, Magnitude in a miniskirt with a teddy bear when

[summer haven]

Satano sponsored Trauma Team

[summer haven]

Let him cook in Kentucky first

[celest frost]

Sega money

[robust holly]

why god inspirations always come at random runs

[rich echo]

Plane #2 is still great!
C'mon, Girl!

A story is not very entertaining if the hero keeps on winning after winning.

[wicked rapids]

Just give Doreja a call, and she'll sort things out.

[pallid dragon]

Hug her, Lugh smh

[tender rain]

What makes you think I haven't yet?

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/mist_kirino123/status/2037805483076342262

霧乃みすと (@mist_kirino123)

.......見すぎよ
#ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 8:14 AM

[robust holly]

https://x.com/1ofAgnesDigital/status/2038135219119882605?s=20

One of Agnes Digital (@1ofAgnesDigital)

Tears behind the glasses

X · Mar 29, 2026, 6:04 AM

[ebon dirge]

went to meet our client then saw half of the honse race with my mate

[wicked rapids]

Cavite o Batangas?

[ebon dirge]

Batangas

uma uma uma

[wicked rapids]

Must the road around the track need to be that wide?

[tender rain]

Fun fact where I live I'm a few KMs away from a race track

[ebon dirge]

well thats entrance and exit and parking is right behind it

[stuck tulip]

Now where's your horse

[wicked rapids]

The nearest race track from me is at least a two hour commute, and that if you're lucky not to be stuck in traffic jams (Cavite has such a crap urban layout).

[tender rain]

When I win the lottery mate you'll be the first one to know

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-kaioken-saiyan-gif-24748293

[pallid dragon]

Satono Reve won the Takamatsunomiya Kinen
https://youtu.be/_2Ah8ZqgMkc?si=Q4BBYy2j3F_yF0jr

This is his second G1 win and also the second time he won the Takamatsunomiya Kinen

Satono Reve has a great pedigree, his sire is Lord Kanaloa, his grandsire is King Kamehameha, and his damsire is Sakura Bakushin O

[pallid dragon]

Satono Reve also set a new record with 1:06.3, beating the previous record by 0.4 seconds, which is insane considering he's now 7 years old

Unc still got it

[rich echo]

That child is in danger.

We need a Seiun Sky!

[tender rain]

I'll call Taiki

[wicked rapids]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/136076860

スティルママ by (@ぬくぬく)

スティルママ
後日談には幸せでなければならない。

PSDファイル
nukunuku564.fanbox.cc/posts/10711627
#Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Still in Love (Uma Musume), #ジューダ, #ウマママ, #史実親子, #ウマ娘のその後, #ジューダ(競走馬)

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Oct 9, 2025, 3:25 PM

[pallid dragon]

It happened again, lmao
https://x.com/i/status/2038148302936703189

秋風旬太郎 (@wpq3h39pi73)

#高松宮記念

23万人とは
とんでもねぇ新人ギャンブル系youtuberや
これは...

X · Mar 29, 2026, 6:56 AM

With Takamatsunomiya Kinen livestream, the channel is watched by 231K people

Can't imagine how many people will watch the Osaka Hai livestream, because this year's Osaka Hai has insane lineup

Sakura Bakarina O

[forest portal]

I knew it

HAHAHAHA

[stuck tulip]

Unc is now homeless

[merry apex]

Does Race Planner can active on tomorrow CM?

[summer haven]

The Overlord we know

The Overlord we married

The Overlord in actuality

|| https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2038075834129613288 || Star Blossom spoiler ish

NOCTURNAL (@nnnocturnalA)

↪️ Replying to @nnnocturnalA

https://t.co/sMbQnQuuac

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 2:08 AM

[rich echo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geWJdmjKfrQ

[pallid dragon]

Already post that

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-love-kongou-kermit-kantai-collection-gif-14702584

[scarlet canopy]

The other half

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheGroyperage/status/2038187022314274822?s=20

the bling that blonged (@TheGroyperage)

Dream Journey gets mercilessly studentzoned.

By chokochizu

TL by me

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume #UmaTranslations

QRT: chokochizu01414
トレーナーの好みを偶然聞いて少し動揺するジャーニー概念

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 9:30 AM

[steep valley]

glass cannon

[summer haven]

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-lebron-james-sunshine-uma-musume-gif-12517189236470321464

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/musume-horse-uma-reaction-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-16960007491722748614

[pallid dragon]

Shining Flight is so fitting since Maria is a light magic user

[robust holly]

https://x.com/Twovust/status/2038223094721269907?s=20

Trivust (@Twovust)

X · Mar 29, 2026, 11:53 AM

[celest frost]

uh the guys name has aiart

[wicked rapids]

Day 137 of daily Stego.

[rich echo]

One day we will have LEET

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-jungle-pocket-dantsu-flame-hug-gif-6808952656720888997

[pallid dragon]

Man....

[celest frost]

yeah

[scarlet canopy]

got it

[summer haven]

So

Found a funny discovery

Apparently Gaia force focused on the camera all race

[summer haven]

Side note

They released the third

Recommend Hour

Where essentially Cygames asks all the VAs (this isnt in reflection of the character, this is from the VA themselves) their favorite track from the entire discography

https://www.youtube.com/live/9GzZGuM2HSY?si=HPHT49kKS53RVCFi

Fuji Kiseki picked the Opera O song

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-tm-opera-o-uma-uma-musume-gif-10387979382363432948

Yeah that one

Also

A major revealation

Digital is Not in Uma In America's ensemble ver.

Despite being the descendant of Secretariat...

[celest frost]

her vas probably busy or smth

[rich echo]

It's because she exploded.

[summer haven]

Finally got S

And my Fuji's kinda nuts on those spaeks

No threes cause rng hates me

[tender rain]

https://youtu.be/zQ2LfW-DWDc?si=B4Ap3Nc5glp_frYY

[summer haven]

Bears repeating

Her Record is still one of the most dominant and anyone who calls her a fraud is a tourist

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/muku_ten1215/status/2038368099129565564?s=20

むく、 (@muku_ten1215)

Rulership

X · Mar 29, 2026, 9:30 PM

[summer haven]

Dont wanna call it yet but

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2038227510119317632

At The Races (@AtTheRaces)

Remember the name! 😮‍💨

ERDENALI - a gelded son of Caravaggio out of Erdana - romps home on the bridle on debut at Saint-Cloud...

@GraffardRacing @AgaKhanStuds

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 12:11 PM

We Might be cooked this arc

Also pretty clear: gelded are in season

Update: nvm, geldings cant race the arc

[fleet chasm]

Bro, the game keeps giving me this card, I have it at max level 😭

[celest frost]

Scrap them for cleats

Rainbow cleats are really powerful once they sell all of the sashes in cleat shop

[knotty raptor]

pretty sure thats the most skills sparks that ive gotten

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2038165856996262232

juicetin (@juiceetin)

STOP STACKING WIT PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

X · Mar 29, 2026, 8:06 AM

[knotty raptor]

Should be able to survive CM even without gold skill right?

[summer haven]

The lack of rainy track conditions buff might hurt you a bit but you Should be fine

[knotty raptor]

yeah those didnt appear

And i still have that Tamamo will all the green skills. I think ive prepared as much as I can.

[limber steeple]

https://x.com/i/status/2038059166237880558 @celest frost

xefvel (@xefvel)

idk if i finish

X · Mar 29, 2026, 1:02 AM

Every mirror world where Bue isn't the main uma

[celest frost]

Aw shit here we go again

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/simonrojas937/status/2038094696128368887

ImSimon!93.7 (@simonrojas937)

English Translation 英訳版です。
Eishin Flash.
My bad, you are so beautiful I just Flashed for a moment there.
What were you saying?
By @T57376205
#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳

QRT: T57376205
エイシンフラッシュ
#ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 3:23 AM

[stuck tulip]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2037966667297227209

nikkiyama girltwink (@yuridawgz)

heartwarming: guy who beat your fav is literally cute and has a teddy bear

QRT: ABRLive
Just a horse and his teddy 🧸

@RacingDubai World Cup contender Magnitude brought his travel buddy along for the trip.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 6:54 PM

[limber steeple]

@scarlet canopy is this Roadblock?

[tender rain]

How onii-chan

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2038428822950080741

Chococonisky (@chococonisky)

So I was looking at my "for you" page. Safe to say X already knows what to throw on my face after just a month lol. I saw a wicked Haru and King design by @1ofAgnesDigital The moment i saw it, this image was stuck in my head and i just had to draw it.

#HaruUrara #KingHalo

X · Mar 30, 2026, 1:31 AM

[limber steeple]

[scarlet canopy]

yeah, but why ping me

[limber steeple]

because the only reason why i know that name is because your stuff with johnhollow

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/correctcity-feral-gif-21818350

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2038452013294620711

しのしの🐻 (@SinosinoF)

よろしくお願いします🤝

X · Mar 30, 2026, 3:03 AM

[pallid dragon]

Bro what?
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2038279810900689037

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

In the Umamusume official server they kill you for posting this gif

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FixupX · Mar 29, 2026, 3:39 PM

[celest frost]

horribly anglicized Dantsu
Goes on a powertrip

Genuinely how does this always happen with a lot of official discords

[steep valley]

pretty cutie

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/umamusume_GW/status/2038456805236580649?s=20

ウマ娘攻略@GameWith (@umamusume_GW)

サクラバクシンオー(ダンス衣装)のG1勝利ポーズはこちら！

#ウマ娘
#サクラバクシンオー

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 3:22 AM

https://x.com/arika_gbf/status/2038362557715771650?s=20

ARIKA (@arika_gbf)

X · Mar 29, 2026, 9:07 PM

something something builds character

[wicked rapids]

Something something, if rivalry lasts for 7 years...

https://vxtwitter.com/bok_uma/status/2038456692959277504

something something, you are gae.

🐡 (@bok_uma)

와 미친

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 3:22 AM

[limber steeple]

official discords hate fun

[knotty raptor]

I'm in the official discord just lurking and they are in full damage control XD

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2038253708891275581

Daily Forever Young🕶️ (@DailyEbayan)

We go through a lot of difficulties in life, but what matters is that we stand up and keep going!

QRT: Anonamos_701
Dubai World Cup - After

#umamusume #ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 1:55 PM

Cygames gonna write the angst of the year

[tender rain]

If she lost to Magnitude with this much skills it just means Magni is on a whole nother level

[wicked rapids]

I can't wait for 2028, at least, for a serialized story of this.

[rich echo]

A whole different magnitude.

[rich echo]

Cygames jumping in joy from getting one heck of an angst arc for their eventual Forever Young adaptation.

[scarlet canopy]

I mean, she straight up proposed

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2038496534908792956

ウマ娘プロジェクト公式アカウント (@uma_musu)

★3育成ウマ娘が対象ウマ娘8人のみ出現する無償、有償ジュエルで引ける
「トゥインクルコレクション プリティーダービーガチャ」開催決定！
また、賢さSSRが確定出現する有償ジュエル1回限定「SSR確定賢さガチャ」も開催決定！

https://t.co/qC69gXGnIC

#ウマ娘 ...

X · Mar 30, 2026, 6:00 AM

DIRTS

Almost all dirt

What do they mean by this?

[scarlet canopy]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2038503269497012275

Notched (@MurkrowShota)

↪️ Replying to @cherry_mille

@cherry_mille Look at her imitating her spouse

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 6:27 AM

[scarlet canopy]

More dirt races.

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/TheParacite/status/2038444965035135336

Paracite (@TheParacite)

@Takiki2828 [EN Version]
Artist's Comment: Tawakeman

英語版です！

#umamusume #UmaTranslations

X · Mar 30, 2026, 2:35 AM

[stuck tulip]

Soo uhhh must pull or wut

[celest frost]

Heart is for Fronts/Runaway and Tact is for Late/End

Each have the running style of the other

Future proofing already

[stuck tulip]

Runaway?

[celest frost]

Suzukas special style

Great Escape was localized into Runaway

[stuck tulip]

I see

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Terk_MC/status/2038307570650411475

TerkMC (COMM OPEN) (@Terk_MC)

"Are you winning, daughter?"
#umamusume #ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 5:29 PM

[rich echo]

Adorable

[steep valley]

yippie

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/TrueRadishMan/status/2038484137548665095?s=20

RadishMan (@TrueRadishMan)

Tieo & Mcqueen : 1 year!!! How?!

#radishmangaming #UmaMusumePretttyDerby #ウマ娘 #UmaMusume

X · Mar 30, 2026, 5:11 AM

[steep valley]

pretty sure it took like few year

idk specific

[rich echo]

Poor Grass could outright disappear if she gets hugged by Akebono

[robust holly]

We call it "powercreep"

[stuck tulip]

Few? They were kids when teio is running how long they have to stay on tracen

[steep valley]

well whatever reason im not complainin tho

[robust holly]

Umamusume gender accurate

[wicked rapids]

It would make an interesting campus culture when more than 2/3 of your students are male.

[limber steeple]

Half of the relations are already gae so nothing really changes

[robust holly]

Epiphaneia harem arc

[wicked rapids]

Day 138 of daily Stego.

I don't know what LEEDS is, but I guess I should use a special Stay Gold post.

[limber steeple]

Kitasan getting dried, it would make lore accurate too which is the funniest part

[steep valley]

[summer haven]

aka if they front run and everyone else is spending time chasing them, thats a runaway

[summer haven]

|| I mean both him And Equinox banged Almond Eye so yknow ||

[limber steeple]

Yes I'm well aware

how do you even make a plot out of this without it sounding bad

[summer haven]

I mean when a western meme for Almond Eye is literally "Oh you like my eyes? Cool your kids can have them too" Idk what to tell you

[summer haven]

the ominous Akebono in the back

https://tenor.com/view/hishi-akebono-beko-pegasus-bnw-oath-umamusume-lifting-her-gif-5209788272796668283

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/PokasBuni/status/2038427507465089242?s=20

Pokas-Bun 🇻🇪🐴 (@PokasBuni)

@Juandakenn

X · Mar 30, 2026, 1:26 AM

WIFE HALO PROPAGANDA RAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH

[steep valley]

[summer haven]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-sakura-bakushin-o-absolute-cinema-absolute-bakushin-horse-gif-9891511134571020129

so

talked to a friend about a Hong Kong Scenario

how much fear would rock the soul if our rival is the stand in for Romantic Warrior

[robust holly]

You like mom's eyes?

[summer haven]

Idk how to interpret your statement cause if its in the gross way no

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2038556841341559113

辰月おーま🎏🐉有償依頼・skeb募集中 (@Lingryu_149) ...

トレセン学園生徒ォ会！！！
#ウマ娘

X · Mar 30, 2026, 10:00 AM

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2038586958885372063

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

Let's Eat Breakfast by @tsukudasub

It rough being a secretary

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Mar 30, 2026, 11:59 AM

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2038430419943633142

carbon_juice (@carbon_juice)

The all-rounder GOAT || og inspo by @Welovefroxdotco || estimated time: ~13h || #umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #fanart #agnesdigital #tmoperao #animation

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 1:37 AM

[wicked rapids]

Quite the prospect to get proposed the moment you can graduate.

[robust holly]

https://youtube.com/shorts/E4dN2GpjQ0Q?si=0tm0MGG0pYfg1OSf

Mystere becoming a mystery for years

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/umamusume_GW/status/2038456805236580649?s=20

ウマ娘攻略@GameWith (@umamusume_GW)

サクラバクシンオー(ダンス衣装)のG1勝利ポーズはこちら！

#ウマ娘
#サクラバクシンオー

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 3:22 AM

https://vxtwitter.com/cherry_mille/status/2038465673400369554?s=20

nowanjay 🌴+💮✈️ (@cherry_mille)

i'm sory? i_m sorry WHAT?????($+#(#)#9/202/2)_((3(2(383

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 3:57 AM

[limber steeple]

I don't mean bad as badly written, as in how do you do it without devolving into ntr or polygamy

[summer haven]

still applies lmao

but at the same time

I mean that art piece of how many Uma yearned for the tiny goober Epiphaneia

[steep valley]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SqaME_GwCZQ
do u guys have smart fridge

[limber steeple]

Wasn't there another similar for Nishino Flower?

[summer haven]

to the same degree not to my knowledge but fair to assume

[rich echo]

They're about to be my Goldship's Legacy.

[pallid dragon]

Kitasan running for dear life because Dia want to brutally lick her armpits

[summer haven]

pits out = free real estate for the lick

[limber steeple]

I still hate that one gif forever tarnished Dia's image

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2035636596930945044

ena🍎 (@ena_25ji)

digitan’s advice

X · Mar 22, 2026, 8:35 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2038607337032962472

晴 (@HARU_7678)

ワンドロ(のつもりで描き始めたけどオーバーしまくった)

バクフー　ご結婚おめでとうございます

X · Mar 30, 2026, 1:20 PM

[limber steeple]

years of rivalry and this is the result

[celest frost]

When it goes on for long enough, its no longer a rivalry

[rich echo]

[rich echo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzxDrpdj2dY

[limber steeple]

fatty

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/shookai-umamusume-satono-diamond-gif-14347762895409516784

This one?

[limber steeple]

That's the tame one

[pallid dragon]

Ahh...

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-lick-funny-gif-17230432331182465957

This one right?

[limber steeple]

Yes, that one

Now you look up Dia gifs and it's just that over and over again

https://tenor.com/view/mayano-top-gun-mayano-uma-musume-awful-mood-awful-gif-14217751885667095102

[haughty warren]

I have officially peaked

[summer haven]

Condor has nothing to fear but the strongest chancla possible

Grass Wonder

https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-grass-wonder-elgrass-umamusume-uma-gif-4975584626136243584

[rich echo]

She's taking El behind the barn

[rich echo]

Da FAQ are You doing here in Trackblazer?!

[limber steeple]

She's in several events too

One that comes to mind is a reunion between trainers with Tazuna and Northern Taste Akikawa and she just appears out of nowhere and gets chased out by Tazuna

[rich echo]

I mean the Acupucturist event specifically

I'd thought that it may be disabled alongside the Hot Springs event.
Apparently not.

But instead of visiting the Trainee in the Infirmary, she comes directly to you into your Office here.

Either way, Puncture Perfect before Debut even hits.

[limber steeple]

If only it was on literally anyone else who actually runs something that isn't short

[rich echo]

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2038707918871404745

♡•Lala / Light•☆ (@Lixue_tunapish)

I procastinated so hard on this but Happy Birthday Cesario!!!

#cesario 💙🩵💚

X · Mar 30, 2026, 8:00 PM

Here comes Red

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2038588301142085847

Gigel Transilvanesti (@Euadi2)

EN TL here
Check out the original artist's profile too @AMIk0824
#Umamusume

X · Mar 30, 2026, 12:05 PM

[tender rain]

Oh nvm

[celest frost]

Yk i kinda was planning on posting that but decided otherwise lmao

[tender rain]

Coward

Hesitation is defeat

[knotty raptor]

Either im lucky with matchup or majority of players are still struggling with trackblazer.

that was the easiest CM round I had

Wow 680k retention. Its first day of the week. Jeez

[limber steeple]

im sorry what?

retention was 696k yesterday

[chrome plover]

I'm facing SS ranks in every single lobby youre just getting lucky

[limber steeple]

are they actual threats or just ratingbloat with guts and wit maxing

[chrome plover]

I mean it comes to a point when every other race you place 4th-5th and everyone above you is SS or Ug

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/tokageebi/status/2038247477158244361

🦐 (@tokageebi)

アルヴさん

X · Mar 29, 2026, 1:30 PM

[chrome plover]

Is it just me or does anyone else feel that once you've played long enough you can predict how the game behaves

like I was staring at a training with a 10% chance to fail and even before I clicked it I somehow knew the game would fail it even at that low of a chance

not the first time either

[steep valley]

alot of times lmao

[chrome plover]

oh yeah I should also mention it happens a lot a lot with the crane machine

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2038627446719975857

REvan//Comms Closed (@REvannMan)

slow dancer attended school while she was living in japan

X · Mar 30, 2026, 2:40 PM

"Nihon ga wakaranai"

[limber steeple]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HEdHV1paYAAasMf.mp4

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/yukikawajuri/status/2038764362564034576?s=20

ゆきかわじゅり＠skeb (@yukikawajuri)

選択を迫る幼馴染概念カレンチャン&ヴィブロス
#カレンチャン生誕祭2026

X · Mar 30, 2026, 11:44 PM

[stuck tulip]

I can't i failed training at 1%
That sht demotivate me whole day

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2038743732217090490

advarcher (@Anonamos_701)

Until Next Time

#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Mar 30, 2026, 10:22 PM

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2038618264259936726

Chronozbergh☕ (@Starbind_S)

Steel Balls Running.

X · Mar 30, 2026, 2:04 PM

[stuck tulip]

Thick as hell

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2038541782200541431

Reia🍀 (@Reia_76)

X · Mar 30, 2026, 9:00 AM

[celest frost]

@tender rain
https://x.com/i/status/2038783762453221824

1Snab (@01s_nab23)

Art by = @Bloom_Lotus__
TL:EN
"Yanko that Shumi-san imagines is so good that I want to draw all of them!"
#ウマ娘 #Umamusume #ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Mar 31, 2026, 1:01 AM

[tender rain]

Why not

If I say, your mentor what will you do?

[tender rain]

Nihongo ni wa wakarimasen

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2038652290731581562

Yuki (@ArthurV54290202)

↪️ Replying to @Starbind_S

@Starbind_S

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 4:19 PM

it'll be hella ironic if davidpro has to change el condor pasa's name because they dont have the rights to it unlike cygames

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2038661132534358020

Kizuchu (@Kizessuu)

Auntie and grandma tryna understand what "Rizz" means

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 4:54 PM

Rudolf should've asked helios

[merry apex]

Let's gooooo

[noble knoll]

more things change more things stay the same

[pallid dragon]

I want to sleep on her thighs

Thanks Kitasan 😌

[steep valley]

happy birthday

[pallid dragon]

Thanks

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/ate_hinoakira00/status/2038809149707006313

ひのあきら (@ate_hinoakira00)

#シュヴァルグラン

QRT: hinekurebow
「すけべパーカー」発売中！ https://hinekurebou.crap.jp/?p=48500

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 2:42 AM

[tender rain]

It's your birthday why did you say so?

Happy birthday

[wicked rapids]

Bakushin this 2026

[celest frost]

M I N E

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/save-saved-image-saving-file-gif-3667455389443010223

[merry apex]

https://youtu.be/FBJSPz8JE9I?si=BznAafuUrkqEY0Iw

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2038824628840443987

GOGOターボさん（ジャスティンターボ） (@justinturb04...

I got a lot of new followers from overseas this time, so once again…

🐴 “My name is Justin Turbo, and my nickname is Turbo-san! My dad is Orfevre ✨ I’m happily living with my current owner, who also loves Uma Musume!
If you like, please follow me 🥕”

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:44 AM

[boreal wedge]

https://youtu.be/Ju9AtFLebec?si=jrd7VN7_mbOV889H

[stuck tulip]

Thank goodness he doesn't inherited his father way of speech

[wicked rapids]

Happy birthday, Curren Chan, Victoire Pisa, Hishi Miracle, and especially, the Beauty of Venus herself - Cesario!

@Mecha_Jaws
@naenaejkr
@nenbutsu0416
@K_liroi
@Lixue_tunapish

[merry apex]

I got the married couple lmaoaooaoaoa

Bakushin was like "Not without my bride"

[steep valley]

dem

[rich echo]

Champion's Meet is here

There are some rough monsters here.

But Doto can still put up a fight and win every once and a while

[wicked rapids]

Air Groove family

[rich echo]

The air around them is groovy

[drowsy dock]

I found this link https://umapoi.moe/ and did its personality quiz. Ended up with...

[celest frost]

The chaos queen herself

[rich echo]

I got Machan.

Remember me.

Today I've found out that Trackblazer's Facility Upgrades do not reset the upgrade counter as I had been worrying about since.
If you are one Speed training away from a Level Upgrade to Lvl3, and instead you use the Upgrade pack from the shop to Lvl3, then the very next Speed Training will still trigger the natural level upgrade to Lvl4, instead of resetting the counter to zero.
Peak Quality of Life!

[wicked rapids]

This might be fate.

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2038909744816214110

Cewid (@Cewid_)

Nice Nature and Dukemon
#ウマ娘　#Digimon

X · Mar 31, 2026, 9:22 AM

[ebon dirge]

https://x.com/claius_s/status/2038864855231541275?s=20

@wicked rapids , damn

Claius Sho, Grand Vizier of King Halo (@claius_s)

It's almost time. Philippines' Triple Crown is coming!

Road to Triple Crown on 26th of April, 2026 at the PJC.

X · Mar 31, 2026, 6:23 AM

triple crown pipino

[tender rain]

Sprint

[celest frost]

Erm akshually its Mile

[tender rain]

Erm akshually supot ka

Only a Filipino would laugh and understand this

[rich echo]

What is happening...

Digitan fawqing explodes

[limber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-digital-ウマ娘-プリティーダービー-ウマ娘-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-7764317429514677742

[wicked rapids]

Man, if only metro (Manila) boys that isn't just from Las Pinas and Muntinlupa can actually go there easily, but can't, because Southern Luzon is too busy developing suburbs instead of a reliable and efficient public transportation system.

[celest frost]

Amabrian moment

[summer haven]

debuff: you're now always correlated to Dudu and Calstone

[robust holly]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-pretty-derby-agnes-digital-H01L8QvgubVVrkqOIC

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392120837062000772/1488040234892525598/image.png?ex=69cca676&is=69cb54f6&hm=5b6851e185cf56a98f02989492b69d86713f8d34716e3c58954734c66ec97d0a&

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-umamusume-cinderella-gray-gif-4476749312847154844

[solar cosmos]

Fair enough, she was my first pick when I first became a trainer after all

[wicked rapids]

Day 139 of daily Stego.

[drowsy dock]

You really went below the belt with that.

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2038951193209077931

Prof (@operaling)

rank is meaningless it’s all about the aura

X · Mar 31, 2026, 12:07 PM

[summer haven]

oh right

first leg of the spring crown is this weekend with the Osaka Hai

roster is kinda nuts going in

[rich echo]

Seiun Hades

[summer haven]

he's not been doing too well

[noble knoll]

can confirm

granted, i checked both

the bottom one has Straightaway Spurt

so might not be the best example

[limber steeple]

Straightway spurt is for end only tho

[noble knoll]

Exactly

that guy might not be the brightest

[rich echo]

Maybe he hopin' it will activate on the final spurt

Though, Straightaway Spurt can be a good positioning recovery skill.
Like, if you Trainee gets a late start or is otherwise fallen back because of an early clog, like a Pace Chaser stuck among the Laters, a well-timed Straightaway Spur can help get them back in their correct position.

[merry apex]

I once again missing my daily carats

Cygames please, i need those Auto training so baaaaad

[rich echo]

Isn't Formula 1 that's in the auto training business?

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1488554603242061904/FB_IMG_1774969456293.jpg?ex=69cd3401&is=69cbe281&hm=9614f26d7bb98064cf605236fe4793150d4d0242aae82386032b8e6dce687e3e&

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/TopGyaru/status/2038921311477788738?s=20

Maririn~ (@TopGyaru)

X · Mar 31, 2026, 10:08 AM

[pallid dragon]

I forgot that Cygames sponsoring Juventus
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2038926429052866908

Cygames (@Cygames_EN)

Cygames took center stage at the Allianz Stadium in Turin for a Match Sponsor Day on March 7, where Juventus won 4-0 over Pisa! 🎉

Fans in attendance grabbed stickers on the way in, and our logo was all over the pitch! ✨

#Cygames #Juventus #SerieA

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 10:28 AM

They already sponsoring Juventus since Ronaldo still play for them

[knotty raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHoiq8QulU

[rich echo]

...Turin is there the 12t of Kitkat vanished.

[stuck tulip]

[pallid dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/shAp0ulsAkw?si=OodzWx6LYzsuczde

[summer haven]

https://x.com/i/status/2039005352503673012

scalizo @ vgen (@scalizo_art)

this is the best "O" pose she can let herself do 😭😭😭

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:42 PM

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389156380832825375/1488578317396480090/image.png?ex=69cd4a17&is=69cbf897&hm=876c92390ca44b43184936a7a755f755dcddb616ce9b4d3de281f8331534beb7&

[rich echo]

[sour comet]

this is random but I have this idea for an edit, but I don’t know how to edit so all I can do is share it

there is this one scene in season 2 of the main anime

something about how “dreams change over time” (paraphrasing)

I was thinking of an edit where that scene transitions into the one where (spoilers) Oguri Cap wins the Tokai Derby

the connection being Oguri giving up on her original dream in order to transition into the Nationals

not sure if I’m making any sense right now these are just thoughts

basically it’s a Tokai Teio X Oguri Cap edit

[tender rain]

Finally

https://tenor.com/view/crying-man-man-crying-crying-sad-tearing-gif-11747757045218914227

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/mokaore_uma/status/2038994755464372347

モカ (@mokaore_uma)

次回育成ウマ娘ガチャ

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

[sour comet]

I thought this was real at first

[robust holly]

was expecting official steel ball rumamusume but close enough

[robust holly]

tried the gutmaxxing strat

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2039159143500579010

ImSimon!93.7 (@simonrojas937)

English Translation 英訳版です。
April’s Fools.
Haha, you got reversed pranked Professor.
The uniform really suits you https://t.co/KryMAkFgoL @SaSaSaiKaAA
#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳

X · Apr 1, 2026, 1:53 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2039144988265910619

なむではない何か。 (@eieimun_namu)

えっえっえ！！！

X · Apr 1, 2026, 12:57 AM

If someone actually got this, i would go ballistic

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2039145819321070058

Milky Orange (@aomiruki)

Terjemahan Basa Jawa: "Konsep Golshi nalika piyambakipun dipun suwun tindak kencan, nanging mboten diduga ndadak isin lan mboten mangertosi kedah kados pundi."

P.S. If you don't understand, it's alright, just check the date, actual English translation soon.

X · Apr 1, 2026, 1:00 AM

[merry apex]

Day 2. Vega is really motivated today

[pallid dragon]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2039139673503932434

𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒊 • リニ 🐰🍪🐾 (@cocoarini)

Maybe Japan wants revenge for the 2024 Yasuda Kinen 🤣

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 12:35 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/kibihimi/status/2038982497405698200

ひみ (@kibihimi)

元絵はこちらになります！まだ見てなかった方はどうぞ

QRT: kibihimi
🎂🎉

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 2:11 PM

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1488727058556256326/sample_4d90011fa6290a9ba2ab195768b0c98f.png?ex=69cdd49d&is=69cc831d&hm=edb865584ddf8c9168a40ad14f9c722f0a9544e3a4e41861d8ffc3c31108a38d&

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2039161010536518059

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

📅 April's Release Schedule is here, Trainers! Here's what you can look forward to this month.

#Umamusume

X · Apr 1, 2026, 2:00 AM

Where's my legend race

https://tenor.com/view/angry-klee-gensin-impact-genshin-impact-klee-punching-klee-klee-gif-1396802813559366370

[merry apex]

FUJI ALT AND KING ALT

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-stroke-2

Oh and Nishino

Didn't see her

Mb

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2039162714912936247

らんぽ (@Ranpo_Rikyu0102)

💚💛

X · Apr 1, 2026, 2:07 AM

Pls Sega

[tender rain]

I always forget Kitasan has a kid in the Satono group

[limber steeple]

he does??

[celest frost]

https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2021105271/

In a sea of Kris S and Deep Impact lmao

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/silenzuka/status/2039096900486299822

Silenzuka (@silenzuka)

https://t.co/rnubS2lvFo

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 9:46 PM

[tender rain]

Dork

[celest frost]

Goofy ahh horse

[tender rain]

She's so stupid

Kek

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2039188093400490135

Mouhantain (@Mouhantain)

I like this reaction from Calstone Light O to being called out for making the O sign differently

Quoting ウマ娘プロジェクト公式アカウント (@uma_musu)
︀
TVアニメ『 #みどりのマキバオー 』×『 #ウマ娘 』
︀︀
︀︀“オー”たちの“オー”ルスターコラボ開催の前日譚
︀︀「EPISODE O　“オー”たちの邂逅」公開！
︀︀
︀︀“オー”も白い奇跡のコラボが生まれる瞬間をぜひご覧ください！
︀︀youtu.be/Q1VoSJ-XzL4
︀︀
︀︀#マキバオー30周年 #ウマ娘_エイプリルフール #ぱかチューブ

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2026, 3:48 AM

[stuck tulip]

One of them is an anomaly

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/MagBurubon/status/2038933373201367102

まぐ🐴@skeb (@MagBurubon)

ナイトプールカレンチャン
#umamusume

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 10:56 AM

[ebon dirge]

bakushin bakushin

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-uma-musume-satono-satono-diamond-worm-gif-10400485730432458344

[pallid dragon]

neko neko neko

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2039273660721377592

Sadtiger (@Sadtiger_117)

英語版です! [EN]

Venus Paques, the One Who Corrects Your Japanese Mistakes

Translation/英訳 @TheParacite
Typeset/植字工@Sadtiger_117

#ウマ娘 #umamusume #UmaTranslations

X · Apr 1, 2026, 9:28 AM

Venus, I'm dating your mentor not you

[steep valley]

sleeper fatty

[rich echo]

New goal recorded

[wicked rapids]

Happy birthday, Bitter Glasse!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93885892

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2039220803049529753

One of Agnes Digital (@1ofAgnesDigital)

D4C!
(The original of Tama is Makibaō haha

X · Apr 1, 2026, 5:58 AM

[limber steeple]

Who?

[sour comet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RaqWFOX3ObU?si=pu2og1iqpitEGGWv

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2039001271840170037

セーリュー@新アイコン (@seryu_oekaki)

えっ本当にコラボ！？
#みどりのマキバオー　 #ウマ娘

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:26 PM

[tender rain]

Montjue

[ebon dirge]

Bakushin Bakushin

[summer haven]

chat

we got a new reaction gif

https://vxtwitter.com/Mouhantain/status/2039188093400490135?s=20

Mouhantain (@Mouhantain)

I like this reaction from Calstone Light O to being called out for making the O sign differently

QRT: uma_musu
TVアニメ『 #みどりのマキバオー 』×『 #ウマ娘 』

“オー”たちの“オー”ルスターコラボ開催の前日譚
「EPISODE O　“オー”たちの邂逅」公開！

“オー”も白い奇跡のコラボが生まれる瞬間をぜひご覧ください！
https://youtu.be/Q1VoSJ-XzL4

#マキバオー30周年 #ウマ娘_エイプリルフール #ぱかチューブ

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 3:48 AM

[merry apex]

Anyone know when is the next must pull stam card?

[robust holly]

about 2 more scenarios from now (not including TRBZ)

[summer haven]

based on the image literally below your post, its when we fight the damn french

[merry apex]

ah, sounds of earth

[summer haven]

it'll take the deployment of fighting the french to get a better stamina card lmao

https://x.com/cocoarini/status/2039150711687328134?s=20

𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒊 • リニ 🐰🍪🐾 (@cocoarini)

Calstone Light O likes straight lines so much that she doesn't strike a pose with the Latin Alphabet "O"

She'll do the katakana "O" (オ) instead 🤣

X · Apr 1, 2026, 1:19 AM

https://x.com/pikminpreggedup/status/2039055591516389829?s=20

shen toes - color fiesta 16 (@pikminpreggedup)

X · Mar 31, 2026, 7:01 PM

[wicked rapids]

Day 140 daily Stego.

[limber steeple]

Why is she hitting the Goku drip pose

[merry apex]

https://youtu.be/fZQQl74ukLo?si=n57EITY5U8XwESkv

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-stroke-2

[celest frost]

Shes in Ultra Dripstinct Sign rn

[stuck tulip]

Why not both

[steep valley]

aura remover

[robust holly]

tbf rudolf is probably the silliest out of the tricrown umas

[celest frost]

the silliest 3crown is still less goofy than the least silly 3tiara

[limber steeple]

How would you rate the triple tiaras in ranks of silliness

[celest frost]

from least to most
ai < tact = gentil = ramonu < still

[limber steeple]

Yep, sounds about right

[celest frost]

the spectrum really only goes between still and ai

hypercompetitive to a fault or... whatever the hell still does

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1488896105851916519/FB_IMG_1775050881845.jpg?ex=69ce720d&is=69cd208d&hm=c18f3b3ea7fecd98757b646936ce465c65980eb32e33055eb98f75078b0c43d5&

[pallid dragon]

Imagine Cygames announcing that Deep Impact gets added to Uma Musume and the announcement is in April 1st

[celest frost]

https://tenor.com/view/smt-megaten-shin-megami-tensei-digital-devil-saga-gif-10672075868584511199

[summer haven]

https://x.com/1_netnet/status/2039342567947649212?s=20

パンダーレッサ🧡作家名変えました (@1_netnet)

Oh my god... after drawing this cartoon, the son of Cesario and Kris S actually appeared in Umamusme...☠️

X · Apr 1, 2026, 2:02 PM

[rich echo]

Hint Bonus goes Brrrrr

Okay, I think Teio got a fracture.

[limber steeple]

2 to go

[rich echo]

Make others instead.

https://tenor.com/view/spin-haru-urara-woah-spinning-so-fast-uma-musume-gif-17233076072559719995

[limber steeple]

I'm sorry WHO?

"Jia Bayou, what does Hongyuan need?"
"Horse girls"

[rich echo]

[celest frost]

Finally, a good medium run

Would have been nice last week but hey beggars cant be choosers

[rich echo]

It's famed Umamusume, Cyanide Oculis

[summer haven]

https://x.com/i/status/2039248171591754109

Archie (@abracing0)

The Queen Elizabeth II at Sha Tin is looking like an early candidate for one of the best races of the year

Romantic Warrior

Masquerade Ball

Museum Mile

Shin Emperor

Sosie

Royal Champion

Strauss

Calandagan (?)

Danon Decile (?)

X · Apr 1, 2026, 7:47 AM

BRUH WHAT IS THIS

[tender rain]

Ngl my money is on Romantic Warrior

[rich echo]

We have money?

[high dock]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4Zjr2AK9PpA

Oh these are pretty cu- WHICH ONE OF YOU TAUGHT THAT TO RICE?!

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2039237111782506941

Archie (@abracing0)

Equatore

A 2yo full-sister to the mighty equinox

Very exciting

X · Apr 1, 2026, 7:03 AM

[summer haven]

Wait has anyone seen my anilist

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2039076522154246509

𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 (@Matt00z)

A brincadeira de 1 de Abril que o Anilist resolveu fazer dessa vez foi infestar o site de UmaMusume KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Que negócio bom

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 8:25 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2039345110413115549

Rachel 💚 @ Slashback (@Deyvonn)

OH MY GOD SHE’S KITASAN BLACK NOW BWAHAHAHA

X · Apr 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

[tender rain]

Sometimes this game plays a cruel and funny joke

[celest frost]

Im assuming you're building Ver as a Med

[tender rain]

Nope

Oh yes but NOT AS PACE CHASER

[celest frost]

[celest frost]

Yo is she Director Akikawa's long lost twin or smth

[limber steeple]

indeed, they call her Northern something

[robust holly]

northern flight?

[celest frost]

Northern Dancer?

[tender rain]

Idk

But I can Taste it

[limber steeple]

https://x.com/BasedNozo/status/2039373512033329391?s=20

Nozo🇻🇦 (@BasedNozo)

April Fools

X · Apr 1, 2026, 4:05 PM

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2039507429004579063

Kentucky Derby (@KentuckyDerby)

Wonder Dean, the first Japanese contender for Kentucky Derby 152, is stateside and safely in quarantine. Welcome to Kentucky! 🌹

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 2, 2026, 12:57 AM

Wunder Dean has made it to kentucky

[merry apex]

Holy day 3

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2039373512033329391

Nozo🇻🇦 (@BasedNozo)

April Fools

X · Apr 1, 2026, 4:05 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/141642334

ルラシ rkgk by (@どる)

ルラシ rkgk
何もかもがブッ刺さりすぎる､､､
右上ちいかわパロ
#illustration, #Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #ルーラーシップ(ウマ娘)

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Feb 25, 2026, 10:36 PM

[rich echo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7IgmhQDZzU

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2039564878579486783

ven (@tmr416_)

pondering my orb

X · Apr 2, 2026, 4:45 AM

Its a work in progress but by god is it a work of art

[wicked rapids]

Happy birthday to these two!

[robust holly]

what if next april fools cygames made all the umas human and the human umas

or just make the human umas

[scarlet canopy]

stares at Tazuna

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2039579379710210210

RagingAsn (@RagingAsn_)

EN Translation by @Ragingasn_

영어 번역입니다!
다음에 또 봐요!
#UmaTranslations

X · Apr 2, 2026, 5:43 AM

[rich echo]

Go Halo Go! GO HALO GO!
WEEEEEEIIIIIIII!

[ebon dirge]

https://youtu.be/FBJSPz8JE9I?si=bmMYPmPXJFcImwQO

making honse pin for a project

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/you-must-pin-this-message-pin-starboard-pin-this-pin-that-gif-12151525976299854076

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2039365763082117449

ヤマテン (@Love_Love_tion)

タクト

X · Apr 1, 2026, 3:34 PM

AHHH WHEN CYGAMES

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2039619741111964078 it really do be like that

TerkMC (COMM OPEN) (@Terk_MC)

Triple Tiara subplot
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Apr 2, 2026, 8:23 AM

[rich echo]

Something-something Seiun Sky.

[rich echo]

When Taiki is late from Curfew again.

[steep valley]

cutie

[tender rain]

Not now

I don't have money

[steep valley]

[merry apex]

Having triplets with vega is amazing

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-mejiro-ramonu-uma-musume-mejiro-ramonu-meni-shuki-rush-sshu-gif-16435675050497548648

She hands you your daughter

[summer haven]

https://x.com/i/status/2039502151991357856

Cheval Grand in the flesh (@Sploots)

X · Apr 2, 2026, 12:36 AM

Images you can hear

[pallid dragon]

Plot twist: one of the kids is the reincarnation of her twin

[robust holly]

a lot of arts with rulership using FRover's drip

[summer haven]

if you squint hard enough Rulership may as well look like fem rover

[summer haven]

when they add Contrail

[wicked rapids]

Day 141 of daily Stego.

[high dock]

[pallid dragon]

"What Uma video that made you cry the most"

Me: this one

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/ehogari/status/1850993555260784775?s=20

ㅅㄱㅅ (@ehogari)

🎶 APT.
バクフー
#ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 28, 2024, 8:10 PM

[summer haven]

today Im reminded that Daring Tact on regular occassions goes into forests with the sole intent on fist fighting bears

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/umamuchan/status/2039638398982557726

umachan (@umamuchan)

"Hats off" by kodachi_oekaki
TL & TS by me

Artist's note:
"Tazuna: Pick wisely among the two."

#Umamusume
#UmaTranslations
#ウマ娘

X · Apr 2, 2026, 9:37 AM

[merry apex]

Me when i'm trying to get guts spark

[limber steeple]

What?

[summer haven]

Dude when you look up the lore of the Tiaras its comedic

In Uma the Tiaras are the "elegant" version of the triple crowns

And emphasize beauty

And then you look at the ingame winners of the triple tiara

They are all a level of unhinged

[limber steeple]

elegance and beauty
looks inside
Gentildonna, Still in Love, Almond Eye

Now that you mentioned it, the triple crown winners are so chill in comparison

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/gentildonna-verxina-critical-hit-dokkan-dokkan-battle-gif-922232015211892102

If she misses, the Earth gets split in two.

[limber steeple]

if Gentildonna was in Sysiphus' place she'd lift the mountain so the boulder rolls "up"

[rich echo]

https://x.com/Revenantart/status/2039763186132332925?s=20

Revenant (@Revenantart)

Mayano Top Gun from Umamusume

X · Apr 2, 2026, 5:53 PM

[pallid dragon]

Nah, she just need to jump to tilt the earth so the boulder move

[rich echo]

I'm having some abundance.

[summer haven]

My guy she'd just stare at the rock in disgust and it'll roll up from shear ineptitude on its own

https://youtu.be/Z0O8OVQYRr0?si=poyj_Gze3MujYR_i

[rich echo]

Nature.
Please.

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-nice-nature-chibi-running-nice-gif-14915725067657742085

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/Herohero_illust/status/2039346636007371132

Herohero (@Herohero_illust)

パジャマダン

X · Apr 1, 2026, 2:18 PM

[tender rain]

Slowly getting there

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2039704646558883891

HansTNO (@HansTNO)

Pisa Our Light
(I love graphic design)

X · Apr 2, 2026, 2:00 PM

Pisa has now joined Hifumi and Suzuran

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1489380211387666522/RDT_20260402_1838408311307105746643037.jpg?ex=69d034e9&is=69cee369&hm=269c4b132dfc954e174ca7dff245002dcfeabc9d1e27e8b6f6597ee44ae19a32&

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/UonchoRS/status/2039266558330183735?s=20

雨音澄(うおんちょう)@skeb募集中 (@UonchoRS)

一日遅れてしまいましたが...
シーザリオ誕生日おめでとう！🎉
#シーザリオ生誕祭2026

X · Apr 1, 2026, 9:00 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2039666232203628934

wint (@auklet5580)

✍️

X · Apr 2, 2026, 11:28 AM

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2039722299084177434

QQ Chang (@qiqinb7)

お誕生日おめでとう🥳🎉
Happy birthday, Oju Chosan！

#オジュウチョウサン
#未実装幻覚U娘
#オリジナルウマ娘

X · Apr 2, 2026, 3:11 PM

The undisputed champion

[celest frost]

Man imagine we get a second style of career where its steeplechase

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/toymark_jp/status/2038904145940197818

Toymark@お仕事募集中 (@toymark_jp)

エバヤン
＃ウマ娘　＃今月描いた絵を晒そう

X · Mar 31, 2026, 9:00 AM

[tender rain]

And you have to beat Oju

[celest frost]

Probably a fever dream tbh cuz steeplechase is a less popular form of horse racing

[tender rain]

Still though it's one of not the hardest one out there

And to win 10 times

Says a lot about Oju

[celest frost]

Honestly id kill for uma to get some kind of spin on the default way of playing a la Battle System 2.0 like in GBF

Like wouldnt it be cool if we get like a unique trainer skill that we can pop at any time

[tender rain]

Trainer's special skill: If you win we play Goo Goo Babies tonight

[robust holly]

|| https://x.com/i/status/2039864930640499167 ||

REvan//Comms Closed (@REvannMan)

They say theres a beautiful foreign umamusume that can be seen in Morioh

X · Apr 3, 2026, 12:37 AM

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2039862027850752332

Graham Pavey (@LongBallToNoOne)

G1 Osaka Hai field for Sunday

CDN given the car park!
SHOHEI, DECILE,

TABARU sweetly drawn

LEBENSSTIL 12 ….

HADES from 3 will go berserk in the lead

Epic clash coming up at Hanshin!

X · Apr 3, 2026, 12:26 AM

Posting this for a reminder that Osaka Hai is this sunday

[wide herald]

https://x.com/ashenmash/status/2039578082047332792?s=20

シシシシcyシシシシ (@ashenmash)

These fatties stealing 12 tons of kitkats

X · Apr 2, 2026, 5:38 AM

[pine thorn]

Clanker meet clanker

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2039776125539569776

shitpost game (@shitpost_game)

https://t.co/A3G0wphv4K

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 2, 2026, 6:45 PM

[celest frost]

Sandman would be so funny in the uma world

[robust holly]

Regular human outrunning the umas

[sand osprey]

now if only the blue and pink weren't that low

cuz this Oguri got like 6 Sparks that boost stats

[celest frost]

You can just wait for Spark Research to begin anyway

[pallid dragon]

If you look at Nakayama Festa's, you can see violet flowers on her jacket, those violet flowers has a big meaning for Nakayama Festa. "When the Violets Bloom" is a song that made by Takarazuka Revue and Nakayama Festa's owner, Nobuko, is a big fan of Takarazuka Revue

And in the 2010 Prix de L'arc de Triomphe, Yoshitaka Ninomiya brought the same team that he brought in the 1999 Arc, then Shinichi Izumi (Nakayama Festa's second owner) named that team "Sumire" which means "Violet" this is a reference to that Takarazuka Revue song. And Nakayama Festa finished at second place by a neck behind Workforce

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/JapanBillabong/status/2039372225556664775

日本ビラボン (@JapanBillabong)

英語版です！【EN】

There's a certain angelic gravitas she carries just from her appearance alone...
And her back as well 😩

By @yamada_yama_yy

#ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳 #Umamusume #UmaTranslations

X · Apr 1, 2026, 4:00 PM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2039905368621592720

あめぱ🍍@お仕事募集中 (@ame_pinecandy)

マックちゃん
お誕生日おめでとう！

X · Apr 3, 2026, 3:18 AM

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2039862027850752332

Graham Pavey (@LongBallToNoOne)

G1 Osaka Hai field for Sunday

CDN given the car park!
SHOHEI, DECILE,

TABARU sweetly drawn

LEBENSSTIL 12 ….

HADES from 3 will go berserk in the lead

Epic clash coming up at Hanshin!

X · Apr 3, 2026, 12:26 AM

[high dock]

https://x.com/i/status/2039919909778694555

シシシシcyシシシシ (@ashenmash)

12 tons of kitkats in the hands of fatties

X · Apr 3, 2026, 4:16 AM

[pallid dragon]

Already post that

[pallid dragon]

12 tons of kitkats aren't enough for those two

[knotty raptor]

Finally, first SS+

I freaking hate guts/wit decks. Every single run i did with them had no rainbows during summer and last trainings.

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/yet-here-we-are-here-we-are-gif-4907315