Umamusume

[celest frost]

Yuni's protective dad memory just kicked in

[scarlet canopy]

i mean, with her multiversal knowledge, she knows that Victoire Pisa is her child

[celest frost]

I mean yeah

She probably cant say that to Pisa tho

[pallid dragon]

Pisa here look like that french girl from Girls und Panzer

[scarlet canopy]

Dancing in high heeled boots is one hellava move https://youtube.com/shorts/QMaz_md85ao

[scarlet canopy]

Her damsire is french, her dam is british, her grandsire is american and her sire is japanese.

[ebon dirge]

Oshida or Marie

[pallid dragon]

Marie

[boreal wedge]

What Uma x Trainer ship did y'all particularly like?
Personally, i like Rudolf x Trainer, especially the variant where the Trainer is her childhood friend (they're the only one knows her old name).

[robust holly]

Agnes D. X Trainer

Fellow simps

[ebon dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-umamusume-wei-uma-musume-annaberu-gif-6424790680361546192

[robust holly]

Should i pull for the Fine Wit rerun or NTR SPD to get the SR ayabe gut

We'll get another free ssr selector right

Was thinking of getting my kitasan to MLB finally

[robust holly]

https://youtu.be/ZkgZXeLqfHc?si=MtMUt_3Z9x_3aDJA

THE CHANTS

[pallid dragon]

Still in Love x her trainer

[scarlet canopy]

Still In Love x Trainer.

[ebon dirge]

weiii

[tender rain]

All of them

[ebon dirge]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/141403482

ジェンティルさんのお誕生日。 by (@咲嶋まだら)

ジェンティルさんのお誕生日。
身長差が11cmほどあるの可愛らしいですよね。
花園トレーナーはちいさい。
#manga, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Gentildonna (Uma Musume), #女トレーナー(ウマ娘), #yuri, #ウマトレ♀

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Feb 20, 2026, 7:42 AM

[robust holly]

[boreal wedge]

Eh, i'm more of a Gentil x Orfevre kinda shipper, but sure.

[boreal wedge]

You ain't catchin me shipping Daiwa Scarlet or Vodka with anyone else other than each other anytime soon.

[boreal wedge]

For someone who's supposed to be the "tyrant", she's somehow not the dom.

[ebon dirge]

the tyrant has been top-pled

[boreal wedge]

Hell yeah.
Tho, personally, for me it's mostly cause i just don't know on what uma to ship Digitan with.

[robust holly]

She has a low self esteem to the point she can't see herself together with her simps,

We help to fix that

[limber steeple]

I'm actually torn between Buena Vista and Still in Love, but both are just from word of mouth, I haven't actually seen either career so waiting on that for like 3 more years at least

[pallid dragon]

Aethelon already post that

[merry apex]

doko

oh ic

2 hours ago

[robust holly]

Currently for global i like this and maybe Symboli R. x Trainer

[merry apex]

They had the guts to make solo stage but not ingame

[merry apex]

Mile SIL

For master challenge

[ebon dirge]

umazing

[merry apex]

9* SPD + 9* stam

[ebon dirge]

i love the epiphet is just umazing

[merry apex]

Yeah, the new epipthet for America scenario is purely amazing

they know they got the right localizer

(Kinda?)

https://x.com/akatsuki_umauma/status/2026514945085698534?s=20

あかつき @字書きのスティル狂い (@akatsuki_umauma)

もう1人の僕…

X · Feb 25, 2026, 4:29 AM

fcking jojo

[wicked rapids]

Day 105 of daily Stego.

"I think it's time to step down as the game's mascot, Spe-chan, and let the newcomer take the lead."

[merry apex]

With the release of LG rank, i won't be surprised if we somehow got support card with 3 skill point bonus

[ebon dirge]

john pretty derby vs john umamusume

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/ウマ娘-umamusume-スティルインラブ-still-in-love-gif-14570610632175144517

cant blame ya

[rich echo]

Has the Yaeno SSR outfit always been there, or newly added with the update?

[robust holly]

Maybe it's because of SSR Yaeno?

https://x.com/i/status/2026249718020579826

Arthur 🀄 (@rdrisms)

same vibe as when someone (me) tweets with some random Japanese sprinkled in it

X · Feb 24, 2026, 10:55 AM

Toby Fox "東方Project" moment

[rich echo]

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm asking
But not all SSR cards have their Racewear yet.

So I'm having a crisis over whether Yaeno's got updated now, or just not remembering.

[merry apex]

Fck, the new scenario is fcking scary, i can't stop playing

[celest frost]

Some are updated ahead of time for their playable release

[merry apex]

send help pls

[ebon dirge]

mambo

[celest frost]

Tho nowadays the most common reason for adding their racing uniform is because of a scenario

Like how Deza was introduced with Bue's career with her racing uniform

[rich echo]

Yeah, Kitasan's was. She got changed up from the Idol costume to her Racewear around the Akebono update

[wicked rapids]

I don't have any particular favorite ships. Outside of uma x trainer, I do enjoy ships that were based on whether they mated together irl (so husband and wife).

[robust holly]

KitAlmond

[celest frost]

Just about any Uma x Trainer, Digidober, JAMD, HeliRubyPalmer

[pine thorn]

Bunch of horny mf smh (literally me)

[merry apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-writing-2

[pallid dragon]

"Lughiee" ahh chat

[rich echo]

How can one man feel both defeated and immensely proud at the same time?

[scarlet canopy]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2026452031352021438

Jenn -ジェン- (@yattemnkchwkrn)

AI'S GIRLS LEGEND U ACAPELLA IS SOOOO GOOOODDDDDDD

thank you, Kyari 😭😭😭🙏🩵

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 25, 2026, 12:19 AM

[limber steeple]

Getting missing texture'd is kinda diabolical

[celest frost]

Getting Source'd is a sentence i would not wish on my archnemesis

[boreal wedge]

What about ones where they're so close irl, they might as well be a couple?
Like Sunday Silence and Mejiro Mcqueen? (They're both stallions).

[boreal wedge]

Nice choices, tho i will say, the trio ships are actually more of a Helios x Ruby x K.S.Miracle. The Mejiro Palmer part for Helios is kind of one sided from my book.

[celest frost]

I fuck with the yearner ships man

Like honestly you can do any of the Sprinters gang as a ship

[boreal wedge]

Well those four are the yearner quartet, have fun with that.

[celest frost]

I just enjoy HeliPalmer over smth like KeiRuby or KeiZephyr

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2026582957654184145

猫丸 (@nekko_11kf00)

二人ともあわあわしてほしい

X · Feb 25, 2026, 9:00 AM

[summer haven]

"There are 4 things you can't wish" kinda energy

https://vxtwitter.com/yattemnkchwkrn/status/2026472708725420486?s=20

Jenn -ジェン- (@yattemnkchwkrn)

"There's an umamusume who beat your record!"

2025 JAPAN CUP EASTER EGG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 25, 2026, 1:41 AM

[robust holly]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7pXfswsr6Yk?si=XP4ZSdUWbNgSN89m

[robust holly]

There's i think 2 + 1 unofficial record breaker

[wicked rapids]

That too, I like. It's just rare to find Mcqueen and SS in umamusume.

[boreal wedge]

Closest thing to Mcqueen and SS is, suprisingly, Teio and Mcqueen. Cause if i recall, irl SS is jealous everytime Mcqueen is approached by another stallion, especially Teio.

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2026525119104037327

鬼一様(オにーさマン) (@oniisaman)

俺からすればまだ地味すぎるぜ！
もっと腕にシルバー巻くとかさ！

X · Feb 25, 2026, 5:10 AM

yamii cheval is crazy lmao

[ebon dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-gold-ship-uma-tanuki-uma-musume-gif-154543530257767768

[steep valley]

kitasan pov:

[rich echo]

Can't wait to meet her daughter, Cyanide Gaze

[rich echo]

Da Dannnnnnnnster!

[pine thorn]

Trainers are forbidden to enter Umas dorm yet the Umas can enter the Trainer's office anytime they please like it's their second house

[rich echo]

Try say no to an Uma.

[pine thorn]

Trainers will win against an Uma if the trainer is their favorite

[rich echo]

Still one of my favorite little Condor traits that she's
Absolutely.
Unhesitantly.
Just willing to throw down with an adult teacher right there on the spot.

[stuck tulip]

Unless you're spica trainer
Abuse 24 hours

[pine thorn]

That man can tank a kick from 3 different Umas

Bro is built different

[rich echo]

I am 99% sure that the only reason Umamusume have not yet enslaved Humankind is because humans successfully gaslit them into pouring all their excess energy for phyiscal violence towards racing each other.

[pine thorn]

No

You got it wrong

Uma literally cannot reproduce without human

Because there's no male Uma

It's a mutually beneficial existence

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-dancing-el-condor-pasa-gif-10662750564791565993

[pine thorn]

Also Genghis Khan with his army of Uma would looks hilarious

Since they're Nishino Flower size

[rich echo]

Breeding horses for war would be hilarious to recontextualize.

[boreal wedge]

I have seen a fan animation that gives me a headcanon that Cafe's "Friend" isn't an Uma Sunday Silence, but instead the actual horse ghost, given an Uma Musume form.

[rich echo]

Considering the numbers you require and the industry that it had.

[pine thorn]

Not like it's any different from female warrior/viking

[boreal wedge]

Here's the fan animation.
https://x.com/i/status/1777677436299378879

としぴっぴ/Toshipippi (@yubari_tossi)

＃ウマ娘ギルティダービー
マンハッタンカフェ覚醒必殺技
（キャラ右向き時→↘↓↙←→＋HS）

X · Apr 9, 2024, 12:38 PM

[rich echo]

Not training~
Obtaining

[pine thorn]

Basically just extra manpower

[boreal wedge]

Oh, it's also a fighting game reference. Knowing the framerate of the animation, probably Guilty Gear.

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1777677436299378879

としぴっぴ/Toshipippi (@yubari_tossi)

＃ウマ娘ギルティダービー
マンハッタンカフェ覚醒必殺技
（キャラ右向き時→↘↓↙←→＋HS）

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 9, 2024, 12:38 PM

[ebon dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/sirius-symboli-umamusume-rizz-win-animation-chin-grab-gif-3030427067505303025

[pine thorn]

Yes

[rich echo]

And we've already established that Umamusume aren't just there on their own. They specifically need human partners to reproduce.

[pine thorn]

In time of war, men can raise kids

Take of that what you will

[boreal wedge]

It's so cool.
And the animator also used to be a Touhou Project fan animator.
...
Yet another Touhou to Uma fan pipeline.

[ebon dirge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hsrBmHQcyuw?si=USIiYImILeZJFb8D

[rich echo]

What you would need is the same kind of reproduction centers and breeding programs that nations have always had to bolster the quantity of horses for their militaries.

[ebon dirge]

thousand of mongolian umas with the size of nishino flowers

https://tenor.com/view/nishino-flower-uma-musume-bakushin-sakura-bakushin-o-headbang-gif-13832437246083082303

[rich echo]

Napoleon specifically also imported a ton and ton of horses from abroad to make up for losses.

[ebon dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/sirius-symboli-sirius-uma-musume-itch-gif-10364536137187101706

[celest frost]

https://tenor.com/view/sickgang-gif-4278739204593654676

[merry apex]

I MISSED A DAY

FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FCK

JP ruined me

[ebon dirge]

harikitte ikkou

[rich echo]

They sure Harikitte Ikkou'd all the way to Hungary.

[merry apex]

I HATE GLB UMAMUSUME AND THEIR LONG AHH TRAINING (I wish i have auto 💔 🥀 )

[rich echo]

Let's also not forget about the time the Hungarian cavalry naval invaded the outskirts of Venice by strapping leather floaties to their horses.

[pine thorn]

A bunch of anime girls just floating through the water

[rich echo]

Turned around only when Venice sent out it's ACTUAL NAVY against some floating horses.

[ebon dirge]

after playing Uma JP for a few days, im starting to memorize important career/uma terms to the point I dont need to bring up my translation chart.

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2026322095203131750

Jenn -ジェン- (@yattemnkchwkrn)

Even her suddenly came to her trainer's apartment uninvited too????? bro what is wrong with the Tiara girls since Air Groove from year 1 😭

X · Feb 24, 2026, 3:43 PM

[rich echo]

I'm never gonna live Gold Ship's attempt down.

[summer haven]

https://x.com/umAkami22/status/2026627764233904384?s=20

🐴カミ🦐 (@umAkami22)

おいたんがんばれ

X · Feb 25, 2026, 11:58 AM

[pallid dragon]

I prefer the meme where Ai say "Thanks, your kids can have them too"

[summer haven]

Picture came out of Sodashi's foal with Equinox, bro her genes didn't even Bother

https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/2026570635527467221?s=20

Nakayama-San (@NakayamaFesuta1)

The White Wonder, Sodashi
and her first filly by Equinox!

X · Feb 25, 2026, 8:11 AM

[summer haven]

Don't get me wrong, pretty little guy

[robust holly]

i've seen a lot of front pasa in cm10 test lobbies

[summer haven]

that... honestly sounds reasonable

still funny she front running

but yknow

[pallid dragon]

Damn, didn't know Equinox had a score with that beauty

[summer haven]

take shots with how many mares he Doesn't score

he nabbed Lys as well

And Almond Eye

LIKE HIS DAD

[rich echo]

That's how she gets the most ventillation.

[celest frost]

I think im addicted to Beyond Dreams

Which is a sentence i should not say for a pseudo roguelite

Help

[merry apex]

I forgot about genshin update bcs Beyond Dreams

[celest frost]

Trying to hit 8-5-8 cuz so far ive consistently hit 7-5-8 with only 1 point away from the best upgrade

Also seeing Mayacat being used a lot for this lvl8 test

And Finemos been thrown out in favor of Tama

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2026632292521967795

るべ🥕 (@umaauraa5)

ルーラーシップの手にあるものはベ〇ブレードです

X · Feb 25, 2026, 12:16 PM

[celest frost]

Did Rurashi interact with Aruvu in the 5th anni story?

[robust holly]

i overshoot my spd

[rich echo]

Didn't his horse outlive Genghis?

[limber steeple]

idk really

[robust holly]

how genghis khan's uma army pull up

• doing smart falcon carrer 3 times

• groundwork spark didnt proc at all

• doing digitan career 3 times

• groundwork spark always proc

damn

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2026645194632999380

HansTNO (@HansTNO)

"Why is it called the Breeder's Cup?" I asked innocently, as Forever Young pins me to the wall and whispers in my ear, "𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒽𝓎, 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔," in perfect English.

X · Feb 25, 2026, 1:07 PM

[rich echo]

The fact that I can get Unity spark for not even winning the Unity cup

[pallid dragon]

http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx4zLgyNXUP-Jd00Anl2M9uQDjwwRz-Ow0?si=qOaxbA8SOmPlYWGw

"The History of TTG"
YOOO! He's gonna make a video about the TTG Trio too??? 👀

Man, that trio is so underrated, i hope someday they're getting added into Uma Musume

[limber steeple]

TTG?

[pallid dragon]

Ten Point, Tosho Boy, Green Grass

Fun Fact:
One of them, Tosho Boy, is the father of Mr. CB and Daiichi Ruby

[limber steeple]

Ohhh

[tender rain]

That one stablehand saved Tosho Boy's reputation

[tender rain]

I feel targeted

[steep valley]

[steep valley]

i take tact

[steep valley]

btw how many free pull we got n which banner is free pull

for anniv

[celest frost]

Supoca

And its 120

[solar cosmos]

First S rank

[steep valley]

thats alot

[celest frost]

@limber steeple
https://x.com/i/status/2026776715217846651

Rice Shower (@AssassinRacer)

There was no reason to… treat this wound.

X · Feb 25, 2026, 9:49 PM

[knotty raptor]

It's 60/60. 60 for the supoca and 60 for the character. In JP it was for the NTR supoca and Kita trainee.

[celest frost]

Wait first anni

[knotty raptor]

Yeah thats for the anniv. Well thats the bulk anyways. Anniv is split into 4 parts. The 120 pulls is in the 2nd part from what I remember.

[celest frost]

Thats what i mean when i said first anni

Ive been too BC pilled so

[knotty raptor]

1st part give 10 pulls i think? 1 free daily split into trainee first then supoca.

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2026562650256343527

Furaito Ann (@Furaito7788)

Marche on trainees appointment
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Feb 25, 2026, 7:39 AM

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2026685020241539575

Greenery 🍀🔮 (@BeeGlubbee)

I like to think that Loves does this to Marche

Quoting Mistuh (@moldynerves)
︀
its kinda like this

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FixupX · Feb 25, 2026, 3:45 PM

[robust holly]

imagine if they reference this in her dialogues

"my dad has an entertainment company"

[celest frost]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2026833385209901341

ImSimon!93.7 (@simonrojas937)

English Translation 英訳版です。
︀︀"Wait, Vivlos! I have a good reason!"
︀︀No one saw Trainer again after that...
︀︀By @kaniitama
︀︀#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳

かにたま@FANBOX (@kaniitama) を引用
︀
いや待ってくれヴィブロス…！
︀︀これには深い理由があって…！(1/2)
︀︀#ウマ娘

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FixupX · Feb 26, 2026, 1:35 AM

[robust holly]

Am i the only one to notice just now, the umas not available in global yet becoming the bg dancer here

https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg?si=eHM28aNfO1GmOMU-

[merry apex]

My dads own an entertainment company that take inspiration from tracen academy umamusume but in animal form

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2026566741451792816

Forever Young ✨ (@ForEbayan)

X · Feb 25, 2026, 7:55 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2026860753932923207

Reia🍀 (@Reia_76)

アーモンドアイ

X · Feb 26, 2026, 3:23 AM

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2026809174890525009

ryder 🍔 (@umaposting)

making your favorite umamusume into magic: the gathering commanders is free and EXTREMELY entertaining

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FixupX · Feb 25, 2026, 11:58 PM

The 'tism. Its leaking

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2026634894034735548

十六夜よざと𓂃🌸𓈒𓏸 (@izayoiyozato)

カムバックってこんなに貰えるの！？
受験で離れて良かった...？

X · Feb 25, 2026, 12:26 PM

Hold on brother is cooking something

[celest frost]

You need to be away for like months

[stuck tulip]

Oh I thought it was like 2 weeks away

Nevermind

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2025547452615680250

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

The game will be implementing a come-back campaign for trainers that haven't logged into the game in over 90 days! This will be implemented on 2/24!

#umamusume

X · Feb 22, 2026, 12:25 PM

Yeah no its 3 months lmao

[stuck tulip]

Damn

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/ThatOneUmaLover/status/2026816580240420878?s=20

ThatOneUmaLover (@ThatOneUmaLover)

英翻訳 (EN Translation)

Author’s notes : “I’ve been feeling like this way lately”

Art by : @genesis_method
TL by : @ThatOneUmaLover

#UmaTranslations #umamusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳 #MarcheLorraine #マルシュロレーヌ

I love her so so so so so much, i think i’m going to faint

X · Feb 26, 2026, 12:28 AM

https://fixupx.com/ZatoruSSB/status/2026779774706766161?s=20

Zatoru (@ZatoruSSB)

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FixupX · Feb 25, 2026, 10:02 PM

[celest frost]

the tism has won over

[merry apex]

I still unable to figure out the best parent and decks for Medium and long in Beyond Dreams

Double stam makes your speed lacking. But single stam isn't enough

Mile and sprint is easy because you can just use double guts and the parent can be 18* stam or 18* pwr

Though my main issue is lacking in good stam card, it's still doesn't change the fact that in this scenario, you barely even touch the stam training at all unless you bring 2 stam

But bring double stam means wasting your speed.

[stuck tulip]

200 pulls done and it ended by getting fenomeno
Time to wait for rerun or just wait

[celest frost]

spark?

[stuck tulip]

Yeeep

4 star now

[tender rain]

How can you let the tism win?

[celest frost]

it just happens man

[tender rain]

Man

[stuck tulip]

You use stam card?

[celest frost]

you dont

?

[stuck tulip]

Uhhh no

[merry apex]

Spd can increase pwr, so you can train guts that increase both pwr and spd and train wit that also increase spd so there's no waste time when training with double spd or double guts for mile and sprint.

But medium and long...
Bring double stam will bring your spd to below 2k, but bring one stam and 18* stam spark is still not enough for long, medium is okay with some blue skill, but long???

[stuck tulip]

Tbf i use rent my card collection is horrible

[merry apex]

Maybe this is possible for better decks with all card is MLB (Maybe?) But i haven't seen any youtuber try making medium/long uma in Beyond Dream

[celest frost]

its hard but possible

you need to time your dreams activation really well

[merry apex]

Long need... Max stam with one gold blue skill i think?
And medium is... 1500 with some stam skills

[celest frost]

i think the way to go is get all 3 members to 3 bars, rank up 1, go out with casino for another 3 then pop the dreams for a full team rank up

[merry apex]

This is dirt scenario so of course mostly easier for mile and sprint

This is day...3? And i haven't seen anyone make a guide for med/long train

I wish they revamped guts and make it from increase both spd and power to spd and stam

+Spd = pwr
+Stam = guts
+Pwr = stam
+Guts = spd + pwr
+Wit = spd

I'm sick of spd greed

💔

[rich echo]

Chiyo isn't sick of Bakushin, so neither should be you.

[celest frost]

@tender rain tism strikes once more

[tender rain]

BROTHER

What's your PayPal?

[celest frost]

not telling lmao cuz it got my real name on it

[fierce cairn]

chotto matte

https://klipy.com/gifs/oguri-cap-berno-light-6

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-digitan-agnes-digital-uma-paypal-gif-6030591435071391242

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-opera-o-tm-opera-o-long-shoes-paypal-me-gif-9126794865608163702

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-boots-wrangler-rancheros-botas-picudas-gif-13725948185459348557

[celest frost]

aight last two before i do part time work

probably do ai chan and stego once i get home

https://x.com/i/status/2026911725547827370

Aranatha ❤️❄️ (@igmsalmonella)

Sleepy

LovesMarche RavuMaru LoveMaru etc

X · Feb 26, 2026, 6:46 AM

[pine thorn]

Granny still got it

[rich echo]

Dayum. Claw Machine got an upgrade

[stuck tulip]

Yea need lot of work

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-patrick-star-spongebob-gif-18338460

[forest portal]

The rental deck does better tbh

[celest frost]

What i was going to say

Using the free cards is kind of a detriment

[stuck tulip]

True but this one is just for test

Altho it does better than previous run (used rental deck)

[pine thorn]

When i visit uma dorm, they called it trespassing

When uma visit my dorm, they called it inspection

[stuck tulip]

Like 2k difference

[pine thorn]

Double standard smh

[stuck tulip]

It's obviously they want to keep you for themselves

They don't wanna share on their dorm

[pine thorn]

They say: "Don't the umas"

and never "Don't the torenas"

Smh

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/aoi-kiryuin-umamusume-uma-musume-aoi-kiryuuin-umapyoi-gif-17751077616770993332

[celest frost]

They're literally underaged

Yes even Maru and Ramonu

[pine thorn]

Are we counting before or after career

Cuz after career they're pretty much retired/graduated

[celest frost]

Before

Cuz most ships of them start in the middle of their career

[rich echo]

Yeah, memes aside they're all middle-to-Highschoolers

With the exception of Flower, who is a grade schooler moved up to Middle School due to her talents.

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/maron17_29mikan/status/1939275139662983371?s=20

karin糖 (@maron17_29mikan)

ぐいっ

X · Jun 29, 2025, 10:49 AM

[pine thorn]

Middle and highschooler yet already treating the trainers as if they own them

Smh

Unbelievable

[wicked rapids]

You can stop torenahs, but who can stop umas other than umas?

[pine thorn]

Tazuna does that just fine and she's not even an Uma wym

[rich echo]

You didn't in Your youth?

[pine thorn]

No

I don't live in a highschool anime

[wicked rapids]

Impressive, Tazuna. Impressive.

[rich echo]

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/RagingAsn_/status/2026479948785963517?s=20

RagingAsn (@RagingAsn_)

EN Translation by @RagingAsn_
Artist Comment: Journey Lending Bamboo a Hand with Disciplinary Committee Work

영어 번역입니다!
다음에 또 봐요!
#UmaTranslations

QRT: _pikiju
선도부의 일을 도운 저니
#말딸 #우마무스메 #드림저니

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 25, 2026, 2:10 AM

[fierce cairn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc?si=nX8WEeC-gZfJnL2u

Haru with Ebayan

[scarlet canopy]

Should i use a 0* riko or replace her with another speed or another thing?

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/OuKDYAOd3DlYfjA/status/2026643561824006352?s=20

軍竜🐴 (@OuKDYAOd3DlYfjA)

改めてウマ娘5周年おめでとうございます♪( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆
ついに実装された9冠ウマ娘アイちゃんの牛柄ビキニです(^ω^)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 25, 2026, 1:00 PM

[haughty warren]

I refuse to believe Symboli is any less than 35 years old

[steep valley]

Flavor almond

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/correctcity-feral-gif-21818350

[merry apex]

When is glb CM begin?

[merry apex]

https://x.com/i/status/2026964187382169948

Charles 🇭🇰 Victoria Frontier (@vvvivlosuma)

Me when I'm Cygames employee working my ass off to secure the licensing for Breeder's Cup, relentlessly working day and night to make sure everything from the stories, character designs, artwork is in perfect shape, attracting thousands of returning players with cool new

X · Feb 26, 2026, 10:14 AM

💀

[rich echo]

Left brain: realizes in amazement that Maruzensky in Japanese is pronounced as "Maruzensukiii, and not ski

Right brain: Looks at Left Brain in total digust and perplexion, knowing that there is no standalone "s" in Japanese.

[summer haven]

Find an uma who Yearns for one other Uma like Red Desire

Digi doesnt count

https://x.com/i/status/2026613595832987672

_Manjo_(ワリト) (@manjo_9257)

Forever young, using admin power from her IRL owner.
(her IRL owner own CyberAgent)
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Feb 25, 2026, 11:01 AM

[rich echo]

Opera O

For what is theatre without a captive audience

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2026931701746999531

lilith 🍵🦅 (@yoisqki)

how do i tell you ...

X · Feb 26, 2026, 8:05 AM

I want to tell you but i will not share because the haters will sabotage me

[rich echo]

Throw her a curveball and say #Digitan

[summer haven]

I said One Uma for One other Uma lmao

[merry apex]

https://youtu.be/YjD7JvEL-Lk?si=Zq_w1_2BXLvKnhrG

[rich echo]

Okay, that's pretty nice

[stuck tulip]

Stick with riko

[celest frost]

Which, Rudolf, Sirius or Kris?

[stuck tulip]

Yes

[celest frost]

Or are you talking about Speed who literally is not a student of Tracen anymore

[wicked rapids]

Day 106 of daily Stego.

A man and carrot.

[steep valley]

Ez. Vanilla

Wwit

[celest frost]

wait a minute botan did WHAT

what kind of returnee luck is this

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/k0koro_091/status/2026968061610463388

雪星こころ🥪🌟 (@k0koro_091)

99世代クラシックメイド部

X · Feb 26, 2026, 10:30 AM

[celest frost]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2027016696356393448

Charles 🇭🇰 Victoria Frontier (@vvvivlosuma)

OH GOD THIS IS HAPPENING EVERY MATCH LOLLLL

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Feb 26, 2026, 1:43 PM

lmao

[robust holly]

Nice nature usage in JP??

[celest frost]

its just a room match test

but yeah over 2k spd is causing umas to jump a few furlongs lmao

[summer haven]

https://x.com/TdGYecnWYlH1nut/status/2026975683642286211?s=20

ななな (@TdGYecnWYlH1nut)

なんだこのかわいい生き物は...

▶ Play video

X · Feb 26, 2026, 11:00 AM

[merry apex]

https://fixupx.com/vvvivlosuma/status/2026964187382169948?s=20

Charles 🇭🇰 Victoria Frontier (@vvvivlosuma)

Me when I'm Cygames employee working my ass off to secure the licensing for Breeder's Cup, relentlessly working day and night to make sure everything from the stories, character designs, artwork is in perfect shape, attracting thousands of returning players with cool new characters like Almond Eye and Forever Young,
︀︀
︀︀Just for the game development team to not playtest the stamina consumption values of the new 全開スパート mechanic and bring the meta back to double murmur 😭

Quoting Charles 🇭🇰 Victoria Frontier (@vvvivlosuma)
︀
Guys I have some bad news...

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FixupX · Feb 26, 2026, 10:14 AM

https://x.com/Sdewap2/status/2027032472475881667?s=20

Sdewap (@Sdewap2)

@vvvivlosuma For everyone who doesn't know, the new mechanic makes your uma zoom but burns off so much stamina, as you can see with the opponent's almond eye running out of gas. So yeah.. stamina debuffer meta is back in jp.

X · Feb 26, 2026, 2:46 PM

[merry apex]

the sudden cut is so funny lmao

[rich echo]

Almond Eye hitting the kill switch

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-arlecchino-genshin-impact-shh-quiet-gif-4011377780004934249

[celest frost]

just the slingshot like she experienced rubber banding lmao

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/kibihimi/status/2025406569060729230

ひみ (@kibihimi)

https://t.co/5stYgJLhfm

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 22, 2026, 3:05 AM

[merry apex]

https://fixupx.com/co56san_uma/status/2026788374624039382?s=20

コゴローさん@ウマ娘トレーナー (@co56san_uma)

5周年でついに！
︀︀SSR、SRサポカ、全完凸！！
︀︀知り合いに見せたら、コワいって言われた。
︀︀コワい？
︀︀
︀︀所持サポカ全完凸すると、ショップの開放結晶交換タグ開けなくなるのか。ふむふむ。
︀︀
︀︀#ウマ娘

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FixupX · Feb 25, 2026, 10:36 PM

[celest frost]

wutdahail

[merry apex]

https://x.com/argptsn0979/status/2026911541589848457?s=20

競馬猫🐱＠推奨消し馬連対率40% (@argptsn0979)

@co56san_uma 実装されているSSRサポカ全て完凸じゃと？
金額的に無理じゃろ

X · Feb 26, 2026, 6:45 AM

loll

https://x.com/co56san_uma/status/2026975577979363726?s=20

コゴローさん@ウマ娘トレーナー (@co56san_uma)

@argptsn0979 キャラがちゃも含めると、5年間で約1500万くらいでした。

X · Feb 26, 2026, 11:00 AM

💀

Almost 100K usd

[celest frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1364248383438590052/mst_arknights250422.gif

[scarlet canopy]

https://youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc

[merry apex]

NO ONE TOLD ME DIGITAN IS AMERICAN!?

[celest frost]

digital is secretariats child

so yeah shes technically an american uma

[knotty raptor]

Child? I thought he was just a progeny

[merry apex]

https://x.com/acceur67/status/2026955714653208702?s=20

ういん (@acceur67)

#ウマ娘最高の瞬間

X · Feb 26, 2026, 9:41 AM

[rich echo]

I mean... Progeny includes child.

[celest frost]

i mean really digital is secretariats great great grandson

but yeah digital was bred in the us before he was moved to japan like how kris was

and now, ai-chan

[merry apex]

https://fixupx.com/umamusume_note/status/2026948614183174356?s=20

れい＠ウマ娘 チャンミ攻略＆ガチャ＆新情報note...

US2アーモンドアイの
︀︀note説明用スクショを撮りながら2度目の再育成──
︀︀
︀︀それでも👍ほぼ同じく
︀︀SP8200↑／US2 を達成🌸
︀︀
︀︀再現性も確認できたので、
︀︀このあと簡単なnoteを書きます✍✨
︀︀
︀︀ご興味あるFF外の方も、ぜひフォローして
︀︀ポストをお待ちいただけたら嬉しいです🙇#ウマ娘
︀︀（今日夜〜明日朝予定です💡）

れい＠ウマ娘 チャンミ攻略＆ガチャ＆新情報note📒 (@umamusume_note) を引用
︀
引用元👇ツイートにて🙇
︀︀
︀︀お迎えしたアーモンドアイ😭
︀︀
︀︀息抜きがてら育成したところ……
…

FixupX · Feb 26, 2026, 9:13 AM

2 spd + 1 stam deck

[celest frost]

man i should have made stego first then i could have given all of the progeny affinity for gold

[celest frost]

yeah 2 spd is the best ratio

[merry apex]

But the stam tho 💀

[celest frost]

this scenario is where guts and stam are interchangable

[merry apex]

well, idk what the parent are that person using so...

[celest frost]

probably 18 spd looking at the spd

syntax ladies and gentlemen

[merry apex]

https://x.com/Billysteckfers/status/2027025765775368527?s=20

Billy Steckfers (@Billysteckfers)

Kencan dengan grand cheval
Ini lah karya masterpiece ku kawan🐴

Source: me

Akun utama: Billy steckfers (Facebook, Instagram, X)

#umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #animegirl #anime #3drender

X · Feb 26, 2026, 2:19 PM

https://x.com/Billysteckfers/status/2024470036472352847?s=20

Billy Steckfers (@Billysteckfers)

AGEMASEN!!!

Source: me

Akun utama: Billy steckfers (Facebook, Instagram, X)

#umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #animation #anime #animegirl

X · Feb 19, 2026, 1:04 PM

[celest frost]

could have done better but i cant really think of anything that screams number 1

[robust holly]

https://x.com/umamuchan/status/1994702970957779260?t=LMxsmRQ2X4sP4du6_9JeRg&s=19

umachan (@umamuchan)

Umamusume English translation
"Nature doesn't want to break a kid's dream"

#NiceNature
#umamusumeprettyderby
#Umatranslations
#英訳

X · Nov 29, 2025, 9:40 AM

someone have that art of umafied calandagan

[merry apex]

https://x.com/i/status/1994750892822991108

aJii Sieman (@haaaaaqi)

@umamuchan That kid will grow up to be Tasuku Hatanaka

https://t.co/cacqNX85Ph

X · Nov 29, 2025, 12:50 PM

[pallid dragon]

https://youtu.be/pD2w9mfsB4M?si=tJCH_jlAu9HXJjBJ

[rich echo]

Almost.

[summer haven]

https://x.com/Venerac/status/2027057371764363477?s=20

Venerac (@Venerac)

Not available at your local @AMCTheatres
The unofficial Umamusume "Jungle Popcorn Bucket"

Just in time for Beginning of a New Era' North American screening!

While supplies last

X · Feb 26, 2026, 4:25 PM

[rich echo]

Is it bad that I thought of Jungle Bucket before even reading the caption?

https://tenor.com/view/palmer-mejiro-helios-daitaku-musume-gif-5165407212804395439

[pallid dragon]

https://youtu.be/BCvWHPbmNxc?si=rkpcEQLpZy1SfhA-

[limber steeple]

WHAT THE FUCK

[stuck tulip]

2027 : one star umamusume Tasuku Hatanaka

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2027065187082150381

guy named fel (@yaminoopera)

guys don't buy this new skill from ebayan unless you're certain you know what you're doing because they don't really tell you that it drains stamina like a bitch

X · Feb 26, 2026, 4:56 PM

[limber steeple]

Is that what causes this?

[tender rain]

https://youtu.be/SZV7Z9FrTrQ?si=VVjXuAQfOJyFX6Nv

[summer haven]

https://youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc?si=zEqrW-zsO07L0IUM

[tender rain]

Really love how Agemasen is deeply connected to the Spe-line

[summer haven]

Agaemasen through the generations

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/teaclaw/status/2026609036087669104

テアクロウ🐴skeb募集中 (@teaclaw)

ギャルを信じる
#ウマ娘 #エアグルーヴ

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 25, 2026, 10:43 AM

[tender rain]

The funny this is, this is just Teio's imagination

[stuck tulip]

Smh Twitter with their Ardan X Trainer tweets

My god let meee save for Vega

[boreal wedge]

Seems like they gonna gradually add more in the future.
I wonder what other playable Uma's that basically qualifies to be in the song, but haven't gotten one yet.

Cause if i recall, one of the criteria to pass as one is be an idol horse that popularize horse racing to a certain extend.

That's not very easy to scale, no? The oversea achivers as well as the triple crown/tiara winner is easier to choose in a sense.

[stuck tulip]

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Mia_Sestan_kiri/status/2027091485254951040

꧁ᚗ᚜ËŁ ĮŅFŰŇGĮBŁË᚛ᚘ☬꧂ (@Mia_Sestan_kiri)

https://t.co/5NPI1YQvbz

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 6:40 PM

[pallid dragon]

TM Opera O and Zenno Rob Roy

[fierce cairn]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2027157145830015348

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

https://t.co/v0LrGbbTmV

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 11:01 PM

[wicked rapids]

Happy birthday to these umas.

Shakur - @kizahashi_mk3
Urara - @aramori_susumu @MOCHIUSASA_
Pandora - @z_e_s_t
Akebono - @mi_so_ni_t

[merry apex]

https://x.com/KHNTK_MISO/status/2026859715708465548?s=20

きほみそ (@KHNTK_MISO)

録画撮ってたから上げた
https://t.co/pVrcmeuLj9

X · Feb 26, 2026, 3:19 AM

Finally

Max stam guide

https://x.com/KHNTK_MISO/status/2026784821616529669?s=20

きほみそ (@KHNTK_MISO)

あとはこれに切れ者付けるだけ

X · Feb 25, 2026, 10:22 PM

F guts tho o7

Huh, still use 18* spd

[celest frost]

Spd is king

https://x.com/i/status/2027050415184048196

TerkMC (COMM OPEN) (@Terk_MC)

🥺

X · Feb 26, 2026, 3:57 PM

[robust holly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coULo1AGqRk

[celest frost]

Isnt this the guy who did a whole presentation on uma?

[robust holly]

yep

if there's one foreign horse from the 2000s+ that you can add to umamusume, which horse would you want to be added

[summer haven]

https://x.com/i/status/2027035941475406154

MOT (@MAD_ODD_TEA)

チームにんじんぷりんへようこそ！ #umamusume

X · Feb 26, 2026, 3:00 PM

[celest frost]

WEIIIII

Only dropped 1 10x on the paid supoca banner for some big doo doo

Uhhhhh

You might wanna scroll up

[merry apex]

damn

: (

LB1

https://fixupx.com/Haruki47741002/status/2026989290568507412?s=20

Haruki/ハル　はるるん (@Haruki47741002)

みなさんにお話があります。
︀︀いいですか？
︀︀どうか、落ち着いて聞いてください
︀︀
︀︀スタミナのエアシャカールは
︀︀1年4ヶ月前のサポカです。

**💬 30 🔁 284 ❤️ 2.1K 👁️ 253.8K **

FixupX · Feb 26, 2026, 11:54 AM

[celest frost]

It feels like im back in June 2025 lmao

[merry apex]

The fact that it's always shakur stam that be used when there's a new scenario to test out is something

[celest frost]

I mean

It is still the best generic stam card

Like you seriously cant top a 2024 card lmao

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2026966033450549521

Sara_喵酱@🦢激推し (@Saramiaoq0228)

ポケモンと　#ローズキングダム

X · Feb 26, 2026, 10:22 AM

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2027224169671475350

Charles 🇭🇰 Victoria Frontier (@vvvivlosuma)

They’re dropping like flies 😭
︀︀@uma_musu @Cygames_PR Please fix

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Feb 27, 2026, 3:28 AM

Next months CMs gonna be fun lmao

Unless Cygames fix it before then

Then again they're focusing on GBF's 12th birthday so

[steep valley]

Y there like quick brake

[celest frost]

zenkai sprint lmao

its a skill on ebayan that increases accel but eats stam like its kirby or oguri at a buffet

the problem is it eats it a bit too fast which causes these weird decelerations

the fuck you doing here

wheres my casino or ebayan

[scarlet canopy]

Silly in love just being a cryptid as usual

[steep valley]

I see

[scarlet canopy]

Kinda like twin turbo's unique i guess

Thing chunks your stam once the boost is over

[merry apex]

What's that skills name in JP? I forgor

In the JP text i mean

[celest frost]

Let me find it rq

[merry apex]

Thanks

[stoic juniper]

You don't need ebayan skill btw

If you hit above 2000 speed zenkai spurt state will auto actives

[merry apex]

Wait, that means even with max stam, we still need some gold blue skill even double maybe in medium

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Anonimax_True/status/2027256619675910315?s=20

AnonimaxTL (@Anonimax_True)

You are here to serve Tachyon!

Caption: "ToreTachy repost from an alternative timeline"
#ウマ娘 #アグネスタキオン #UmaTranslations

QRT: k0n6u__U
これは同棲世界線のトレタキの突然の再放送

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 5:36 AM

[rich echo]

I am missing the event for Daiwa to defeat Vodka in every single race she appears in, and it's annoying me.

[robust holly]

End or Late digitan for CM10

[rich echo]

Mou ichido!

[rich echo]

Front.

Lap them so hard she's back at the end gazing the cabooses.

[merry apex]

I think they must buffed the new scenario man.
Because there is no way they gonna leave that broken new mechanic with the ONLY scenario that can bring your speed to 2k while literally making your stamina training almost nonexistance

This game is unreal

https://youtu.be/fSexsW3lUpY?si=tEY7XGlPm5xeS4eA

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/aomiruki/status/2026915152491327742?s=20

Milky Orange (@aomiruki)

English Translations (英訳版):
"Lucky Lilac wants to be patted."
Her dialect slipped through lol
#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘英訳

X · Feb 26, 2026, 7:00 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2027277090828308771

駄陽 (@ahozurDAYO)

因 子 継 承 ！

X · Feb 27, 2026, 6:58 AM

[tender rain]

My girl ain't ruling shit

[celest frost]

Ruler of the seas? Yeah shes ruling her sea of tears lmfao

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/todak___/status/2027220262169747832?s=20

tk (@todak___)

第55回有馬記念
#ウマ娘
#ウマ娘プリティーダービー
#umamusume

X · Feb 27, 2026, 3:12 AM

[ebon dirge]

YEEEES

[rich echo]

Almond Braincell

[tender rain]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2027306057048190979

はなつるヲ/🚨Skeb→ Look at the pinned tweet固定にskeb...

【※元性別・ウマ息子・史実家族】スペクリザリエピ (1/1)

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FixupX · Feb 27, 2026, 8:53 AM

[rich echo]

The Maruzensky view from that inside grounds must be crazy.

[limber steeple]

So, lemme see if I understand, it's the only scenario that can get you to 2k speed, but it also gives the least stamina when there's a mechanic that drains your stamina like crazy if you have 2k speed?

[merry apex]

Ye

[pine thorn]

It's Nice To Ride

[robust holly]

Narita Taishin Rian

[pine thorn]

Not Travel Ready

[pallid dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/huWbyuvocvs?si=kf0ctUHP10Q-GcFM

[rich echo]

And this time it's Oguri.

[merry apex]

Aight, i am 100% fully understand how Beyond Dreams Training loop now

What i need now is just better deck

[celest frost]

The problem is that if you use a 2 spd deck, you are sabotaging yourself. And if you use a 2 stam deck, you are sabotaging yourself HARDER

And if your deck is not sabotaging you, your teammates are

[merry apex]

https://youtu.be/l4wUub9qTG8?si=zbWlOg8HplLVf9iV

I wish someone made umamusume private server so i can test out everything i want to do

[celest frost]

The amount of times ive tried to reach UG before senior summer and failing is driving me crazy

Like PLEASE GROUP UP IM BEGGING YOU

[merry apex]

For me, getting 455 before classic summer is harder than getting 858 in senior summer

[celest frost]

I get 5-4-5 with points to spare

[rich echo]

About time you show up, Aoi.

[merry apex]

With the new 2k spd mechanics. You are literally making mile uma for sprint, medium uma for mile, long uma for medium, and marathon una for long

[limber steeple]

So what you're saying is, the US is broken

In the bad way

[merry apex]

Obesity so bad, they can run, but no stamina to be far

[rich echo]

[robust holly]

More presents for urara

[merry apex]

May urara have 12 birthday every year

[celest frost]

More like Casino's training regimen sucks

[wicked rapids]

Day 107 of daily Stego.

[rich echo]

Just a few more 'til 200

[stuck tulip]

Basically....don't build guts build stam instead

[rich echo]

That's a gutsy choice

https://tenor.com/view/mihoyo-genshin-genshin-impact-paimon-observing-gif-22576999

[merry apex]

https://youtu.be/HN2CoFU2Zpw

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1476855384877568082/RDT_20260227_090143536829238576477052.jpg?ex=69a2a442&is=69a152c2&hm=8e20b95fcf01146e8bacf77e6721291e98aee3f4f68edf09749d8ccec0e9f555&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1476855385242603692/RDT_20260227_0901487802108877242008805.jpg?ex=69a2a442&is=69a152c2&hm=b739da519668b9959cdf5c03379cac504843a5e6a18816e3a9d7974011c34cdc&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1476855385616023562/RDT_20260227_0901513859458124523823235.jpg?ex=69a2a442&is=69a152c2&hm=5abd67e18822203a75df05e2f5fbf866135c7ec22cc73c13d74ff1d1acf2f287&

[merry apex]

https://fixupx.com/vvvivlosuma/status/2027227040517382225?s=20

Charles 🇭🇰 Victoria Frontier (@vvvivlosuma)

@toph_bbq @uma_musu @Cygames_PR The sharp deceleration part is most likely a bug, the speed is falling off way faster than normal "stamming out".
︀︀For example in this clip at 0:56 Almond Eye stams out and decelerates like normal. Yet at 0:58 St. Lite decelerates insanely quick (the bug)
︀︀ x.com/kohinore/status/2026796357848326262

Quoting こひのれ　だよ (@kohinore)
︀
最後に大事故起きとる
︀︀なんで笑えるんだ

**💬 1 ❤️ 33 👁️ 3.4K **

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FixupX · Feb 27, 2026, 3:39 AM

https://x.com/AQs_miku_asl/status/2027051547444822447?s=20

みくなの_ml’p@みる塾 (@AQs_miku_asl)

ちょぉかっこぃぃじゃんこれ

X · Feb 26, 2026, 4:02 PM

someone reach LG2

https://fixupx.com/StayGoys/status/2027317465966108801?s=20
https://x.com/StayGoys/status/2027321126960210252?s=20

alpon (@StayGoys)

Why Wonder Acute owner named a lot of his horse in Indonesian?
︀︀
︀︀I mean not just this 4 but dozens of them

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FixupX · Feb 27, 2026, 9:38 AM

alpon (@StayGoys)

@penjualgarem_ Kaku juga bahasanya chuuni apa stableworkernya TKI call it

X · Feb 27, 2026, 9:53 AM

[robust holly]

Waiting for Wonder Hasrat

[merry apex]

it is there

[robust holly]

Oh i mean as an uma

[merry apex]

oh

Wonder Hasrat is Neo Universe's child kek

[limber steeple]

Ok that's REALLY weird

It's like she hit a brick wall

[celest frost]

Thats Zenkai spurt lmao

[limber steeple]

What does it do theoretically

[rich echo]

https://x.com/t_ippers/status/2027209471458517486

ippers (@t_ippers)

haru urara's bestest prize 🥹

X · Feb 27, 2026, 2:29 AM

[celest frost]

Massive speed boost at the last stretch

But eats your stamina like crazy

[merry apex]

https://x.com/Smthingdifrnt/status/2027242756750369073?s=20

Smthingdifrnt (@Smthingdifrnt)

Someone moaned when tachyon took her shoes off

X · Feb 27, 2026, 4:41 AM

[celest frost]

One of Ebayans white skills also extend the duration of the Zenkai

[limber steeple]

As in, rushed runaway lvls of crazy?

[celest frost]

Years worth of meta and powercreep

And in the end it all comes back to stamina debuffing

[limber steeple]

And here I thought that in global we already gone past the stamina debuff meta

[merry apex]

https://x.com/EHUDA3000/status/2027217125211820067?s=20

えふだ (@EHUDA3000)

アルティメットヒシミラクルいた

X · Feb 27, 2026, 3:00 AM

[limber steeple]

Wdym the top score is a og Mayano?

[celest frost]

I think theres a bigger elephant in the room

[merry apex]

Unless there's a buff for BD scenario, ppl will go back to onsen for training long umas

The Zenkai Spurt Mechanic ain't worthit to deal with bruh

https://x.com/ThatOneUmaLover/status/2027320002295239032?s=20

ThatOneUmaLover (@ThatOneUmaLover)

英翻訳 (EN Translation)

“It would be so funny racing with Maruchan mascot on, and it would also be fun if you started wearing it after the race”

Art by : @kayakdrawing
TL by : @ThatOneUmaLover

#UmaTranslations #umamusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳 #MarcheLorraine #マルシュロレーヌ

X · Feb 27, 2026, 9:48 AM

https://x.com/wassyou_ch/status/2026963760997617809?s=20

わっしょー＠オタク整体師 (@wassyou_ch)

まじか…
オート周回でさらなる高みへ到達しやがった…。

これ私が手動でやらなくてよくね？(笑)

#ウマ娘

X · Feb 26, 2026, 10:13 AM

she got better score with auto training? deadass?

[rich echo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVeMRBVxMVM

[merry apex]

Oh god, imagine Suzuka with Runaway + Zenkai Spurt

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-golshi-gold-ship-uma-musume-gold-ship-danger-zone-top-gun-gif-17895768235854204471

[merry apex]

what monster she could be

[rich echo]

https://x.com/Terk_MC/status/2025596878600237413

TerkMC (COMM OPEN) (@Terk_MC)

Nepobaby Ebayan (affectionate)
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Feb 22, 2026, 3:41 PM

[celest frost]

Shed reach the last corner and collapse lmfao

[merry apex]

Can you even get runaway skill in the new scenario?

[rich echo]

Inheritance?

[celest frost]

Runaway is from secret event so you cant inherit it

[celest frost]

You can still run optional races

[merry apex]

Oh yeah, ur right

[celest frost]

But in all likelihood it will be detrimental cuz you're wasting valuable training turns for it

[rich echo]

Ooooh

[rich echo]

Statistically speaking, Someone is gonna find a way

[celest frost]

And that person will learn what it means to fuck around and find out

[rich echo]

Runaway + Greed fo Speed

[merry apex]

Runaway is already greed it self

Now you have Greed²

[rich echo]

[merry apex]

https://x.com/lirical_lily/status/2027299811951817121?s=20

yua / liri 🍉✧ユア✧busy @ uni (@lirical_lily)

apparently the part where umas slow down at the end of zenkai spurt due to stamina loss is completely unintended LOL they're working on fixes rn

X · Feb 27, 2026, 8:28 AM

[rich echo]

Apparently it's not in the game yet, so we'll settle with Speed Eater

[celest frost]

yeah they wasnt going to let cm be a shitshow lmao

[merry apex]

https://x.com/darumiamemiya/status/2027365044669849800?s=20

DANTSU FLAME FANS INTERNATIONAL (@darumiamemiya)

was farming auto runs on jp and the game froze on this frame why is she trying not to laugh

X · Feb 27, 2026, 12:47 PM

New sticker

[celest frost]

ALMOND EYE I SEE YOUR STREAM GIRL WHY ARE YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH GIRL THATS DISRESPECTFUL AS FUCK GIRL

[merry apex]

https://x.com/PearlteaRizzy/status/2027346345145798674?s=20

miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page (@PearlteaRizzy)

There is something fundamentally wrong with the American mind over the past decade.

Because if this was in 2010 people would've reacted like "huh, cool" instead of writing an entire manifesto on why black horsegirls is the downfall of both the West, and Japan apparently.

X · Feb 27, 2026, 11:33 AM

[celest frost]

the internet happened

[pallid dragon]

Now i want him to named one of his horses, Wonder Mokel

[stuck tulip]

https://youtu.be/oQQCBaGO8oU?si=rMhPbFUPgmuJB4Db

[pallid dragon]

Meanwhile, the majority of JP people: Aww... they looks so cute 🥰

[celest frost]

yk what i just realized during the senior year of this loy run?

i forgot to replace teio with aruvu

[merry apex]

[celest frost]

well this game is dead anyway cuz i forgot to get marche to ug rank

why did i say game

i meant run

[merry apex]

I hope with the 1st anni coming to glb, i hope they implement a lot more future feature to GLB

Especially that guided training

pls

[celest frost]

please have auto

plzzzzzzz

[merry apex]

Accidently added Zenkai Spurt into global

[celest frost]

imagine adding zenkai spurt for after 1.2k

would genuinely laugh my ass off

[merry apex]

Anni in 2 weeks right?

[celest frost]

should be yeah

which would make uma glb's first anni coincide with gbf's anni

[merry apex]

wait, no, it's 6 march.... (according to uma.moe)

so in a week, more or less

[celest frost]

that actually makes it even more accurate lmao

[merry apex]

We should get March schedule tomorrow right?

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2027373189010186416

ｽﾔさぶ (@subsumune0324)

Golden MAMA
#umamusume

X · Feb 27, 2026, 1:20 PM

[rich echo]

https://x.com/kuroijart/status/2027384405438939193

KuroiJ (@KuroiJArt)

🥕🌸🥕

🥕HBD🌸Haru urara🥕

#KuroiJ #umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Feb 27, 2026, 2:04 PM

[stuck tulip]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2027004025091367208

瑪瑙 (@Meno_2386)

パチンコの演出みたいでわろうた

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 12:53 PM

[rich echo]

Wow.
I feel violated.

[celest frost]

Got smacked by Ogutama

Fujins on the team against Tama too

[rich echo]

And She almost got it

[rich echo]

Whatya wanna bet Palmer wasn't invited

[merry apex]

https://x.com/i/status/2027156822021357651

horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

you’re probably wondering why i’ve gathered you here today

X · Feb 26, 2026, 11:00 PM

The uma is so well mannered

[rich echo]

He's about to offer a trade deal

[steep valley]

i can finally check how many hours i played uma

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-gif-6112271

[limber steeple]

Grass is for horses to run on

[high dock]

https://youtube.com/shorts/bQ3wZ9H3cFA

[pallid dragon]

https://youtu.be/qVc6qw5Yxf0?si=VfxZPVOkzmj7P-1Q

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/youareddong1134/status/2027386945576530414

최현식 (@youareddong1134)

#ウマ娘

에피파의 하렘........☠️
재미로만 봐주세요ㅎ

X · Feb 27, 2026, 2:14 PM

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2027519844577374279

Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) (@MangaMoguraRE)

"Uma Musume Cinderella Gray" FINAL Vol 23

▪︎Series has 8,7 Million Copies in Circulation for vols 1-22

Official Spin-off Manga by Taiyou Kuzumi, Itou Junnosuke, Pita, Sugiura Masafumi, Cygames focused on Oguri Cap and her journey of becoming a legendary horse girl.

X · Feb 27, 2026, 11:02 PM

[pine thorn]

So the average male friend group

[rich echo]

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/figsoku/status/2024730042157445307

ホビー速報＠フィギュア＆プラモ (@figsoku)

【ウマ娘】「トランセンド」フィギュア

【発売延期】
・2026年2月→2026年3月
https://figsoku.net/blog-entry-495987.html
#ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 20, 2026, 6:17 AM

[steep valley]

even needed grass

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/01s_nab23/status/2027421974549709270?s=20

1Snab (@01s_nab23)

Art by = @Tikusen1216
TL:EN
#ウマ娘 #Umamusume #ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Feb 27, 2026, 4:34 PM

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/pikminpreggedup/status/2027405614520143926?s=20

shen toes (@pikminpreggedup)

X · Feb 27, 2026, 3:29 PM

[merry apex]

https://x.com/Orfevre_king_/status/2027298246264021496?s=20

Orfevre (@Orfevre_king_)

I do not need princess treatment. I expect to be treated as a king.

X · Feb 27, 2026, 8:22 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/ThatOneUmaLover/status/2027236222482120977?s=20

ThatOneUmaLover (@ThatOneUmaLover)

英翻訳 (EN Translation)

“Ventriloquism”

Art by : @hsmnknk
TL by : @ThatOneUmaLover

#UmaTranslations #umamusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳 #マルシュロレーヌ #ラヴズオンリーユー #フェノーメノ #ナカヤマフェスタ #MarcheLorraine #LovesOnlyYou #fenomeno #nakayamafesta

(Fixed TL)

X · Feb 27, 2026, 4:15 AM

[knotty raptor]

If only it wasnt Guts -_-

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2027591315391975608

MAKYBE (@MakybeS)

Australia has lost a true icon. Three time Melbourne Cup champion Makybe Diva has passed following a sudden battle with colic.
For 27 years she was loved by owner Tony Santic and adored by a nation.
More than a racehorse, she was heart, history and pride in motion.

X · Feb 28, 2026, 3:46 AM

[pallid dragon]

Rest In Peace 🙏

Once again, Colic has taken another horse life 😔

[celest frost]

this is canon and you cant change my mind

[merry apex]

Next cm is Aquarius right?

[knotty raptor]

yup

[merry apex]

I hope i don't forget how to train in unity cup lol

[celest frost]

https://x.com/ketsuGE_X/status/2027609358629277998?s=20

アナコンダ暁 (@ketsuGE_X)

X · Feb 28, 2026, 4:58 AM

https://x.com/nobita_4/status/2027596174442864655?s=20

ノビタ (@nobita_4)

X · Feb 28, 2026, 4:06 AM

https://x.com/ThatOneUmaLover/status/2027567118267695567?s=20

ThatOneUmaLover (@ThatOneUmaLover)

英翻訳 (EN Translation)

“This is a four-panel comic strip without the Marche Lorraine puppet”

Art by : @uruurukamekame
TL by : @ThatOneUmaLover

#UmaTranslations #umamusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳 #MarcheLorraine #マルシュロレーヌ #LovesOnlyYou #ラヴズオンリーユー

X · Feb 28, 2026, 2:10 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/ChahanRamen2/status/2026114858526343197

Chahan🍜 (@ChahanRamen2)

アーモンドアイ

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 24, 2026, 2:00 AM

[pallid dragon]

https://youtu.be/Cx2bNjtM0Xg?si=mSan_pzp8Zwqaymq

[celest frost]

https://fixupx.com/Miracle_Author_/status/2027636529989095667?s=20

Kiseki (@Miracle_Author_)

"Rulership in any animation you want. the masses demand rulership, the masses are in dire need of rulership....."

**💬 3 🔁 19 ❤️ 113 👁️ 968 **

FixupX · Feb 28, 2026, 6:46 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/EnuMiyan/status/2027380839722746308?s=20

えぬみ@Skeb募集中 (@EnuMiyan)

マルちゃん

X · Feb 27, 2026, 1:50 PM

[ebon dirge]

GRAAAAAA

[rich echo]

Next time!

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2027628955667468368

アストル@愛🎀🪽 (@Astre123456)

……🤔

X · Feb 28, 2026, 6:16 AM

Mood

FOR AI

https://x.com/i/status/2027686095857848704

ぱかチューブっ! 公式アカウント (@pakatube)

【🚀予告🚀】
オマエら❗️
アイ👀、ララ💮、ブラスト💚、ブーケ💐、ラヴズ❤️、マルシュ👩‍👧の6人が「Among Us 3D」🌌をプレイ🎮するぞ✌️

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
3月1日(日)19:00 公開
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

絶対見てくれよな💪
https://t.co/w3tMube7Iq

#ウマ娘 #ぱか...

X · Feb 28, 2026, 10:03 AM

[tender rain]

https://youtu.be/evayysKQ-mY?si=Jdxr0aa0Mtbo1Y1U

We all know who's the try hard

[merry apex]

Holy sht

3D!?

[robust holly]

https://youtu.be/eKxSSXyjeRw?si=I0VgP8Jzp76fitpn

[limber steeple]

Amogus has 3d now???

[celest frost]

its been old news now lmao

[limber steeple]

First time I hear about it

[ebon dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-low-cortisol-gif-1044120754729731909

[celest frost]

its the vr version but playable without vr headsets

[limber steeple]

It has VR? That's also a first to me

[merry apex]

Bruh

Bros is in the cave

[rich echo]

Okay, keep an eye on for when their SSR outfit arrives

[scarlet canopy]

Getting some MANT practice

[ebon dirge]

lmao that stamina number

[ebon dirge]

what the unc doin

[rich echo]

https://x.com/manjo_9257/status/2027708411270598770

_Manjo_(ワリト) (@manjo_9257)

Uno house rules is too confusing for Rulership🥲
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Feb 28, 2026, 11:32 AM

[scarlet canopy]

35 races.

[ebon dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-uma-musume-scratch-dig-gif-10400596000014190037

mambo beaten 4 Goat umas

[steep valley]

[pallid dragon]

take me back, back home

[ebon dirge]

https://youtu.be/tMQ28t6t9_w?si=Q5GnS9ZBv1EbiaHp

[wicked rapids]

Day 108 of daily Stego.

[celest frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1364248383438590052/mst_arknights250422.gif

90% sure this is ai voiced

[merry apex]

It is AI

It's even on the title

[celest frost]

no thats who in vietnamese you dingus

[merry apex]

u sure?

[celest frost]

yes im sure im literally vietnamese

the songs name tl'd into english is who brought you home

[merry apex]

oh

i thought the song name is Đưa Em Về only

[celest frost]

[merry apex]

Still, doesn't change the fact that it's still a AI cover

[celest frost]

i would assume so considering its apparently a tachyon and cafe version

anyways is it just me or has vnese pop songs been used in memes a lot more than usual this last decade

[summer haven]

https://youtu.be/7VcnWY2d6PY?si=M3H_sfza8_jITQ54

[rich echo]

That's the song's name, ya dingus!
"Ai đưa em về"

But yeah, this cover is made with AI tools
It's in the Description.

[summer haven]

https://x.com/flighters_lover/status/2027718507589472429?s=20

FlightersLover (@flighters_lover)

My first Oguri Cap fanart from Uma Musume 🏇✈️

If you're facing fears or struggles right now, don't give up be brave, believe in yourself, and chase your dreams like Oguri chasing the F-4EJ Phantom cause, miracles happen that way

#オグリキャップ #UmaMusumeCinderellaGray #JASDF

X · Feb 28, 2026, 12:12 PM

[merry apex]

I'm sad that AI don't have voice for Blow My Gale

[scarlet canopy]

@tender rain behold.

Genuinely expected her to be smaller.

[merry apex]

What's the scale?

She facing more up than forward unlike in the box image

[knotty raptor]

I think thats the Furyu figure. 1/8 from what i remember

[merry apex]

Oh

I don't think that's small at all

[knotty raptor]

roughly 20cm

[pine thorn]

Blow my what?

[merry apex]

Da song bruv

[pine thorn]

You mean blow my whistle?

[merry apex]

Blow yo mama

[scarlet canopy]

To be fair, i was expecting her to be like the others and be like 1/12

[scarlet canopy]

Closer to 18/19 cm afaik(since SiL is only 153cm tall). I'll go measure later

[rich echo]

Life size.

[celest frost]

Zero max babyyyy

[scarlet canopy]

From foot to tip of her ear is 21cm

or about 20 without counting her ears

so technically, 1/7.65

[knotty raptor]

Well she is not standing straight. XD

[scarlet canopy]

so 1/7.5 i guess

[knotty raptor]

But yeah most of the time Furyu prize is smaller than the usual 1/7, but a bit bigger than 1/8

[scarlet canopy]

my friend wants to get a 1/6 figure. i shudder to think about how big that model is

either way. yey, silly in love

I originally wanted to get like a Machan too, but seeing how big SiL is, i realised i dont have the space

[knotty raptor]

roughly 30cm most of the time, depending on the design.

[scarlet canopy]

The other uma figures are either 1/7 or 1/12.

i was expecting the latter, so she would have been closer to the size of my Teio action figure

[knotty raptor]

I think 1/4 scale is the biggest ive seen for uma

[scarlet canopy]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FaRYVDnPMCA

[scarlet canopy]

i've seen a 1/1 scale

iirc it was for an event

I think it was AX

[knotty raptor]

I mean... 1/1 cant be bought. Most of the time. XD

Freeing had a 1/4 scale of Teio on preorder a few months ago. (It's always Freeing that has 1/4 scales)

[scarlet canopy]

https://www.goodsmile.com/en/product/1141688/Tokai+Teio this one?

￥39,600.... honestly it's aight.

[knotty raptor]

Yup that one. Its actually on the cheaper side for 1/4 scales

[celest frost]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2027755736491868498

Paracite (@TheParacite)

@ponjiyuusu [EN Version]
︀︀Artist's Comment: Concept - Verxina-onee-chan as a little-sister-obsessed crazily doting older sister.
︀︀
︀︀英語版です！
︀︀
︀︀#Umatranslations

**💬 4 🔁 95 ❤️ 787 👁️ 7.2K **

FixupX · Feb 28, 2026, 2:40 PM

[tender rain]

Ahhh yes a relic of the old terra

[tender rain]

Eh?

[rich echo]

Big energy bar

[rich echo]

Cameraman is wild for that

Puts in frame Ines' swinging maestros, then slowly pans over to Gold City in comparison.

[tender rain]

Valid

[summer haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396350560218906695/1467844830980739210/BlemiFuckingDies.gif

[merry apex]

https://x.com/naoto39824062/status/2027749397703118853?s=20

naoto (@naoto39824062)

ようやくスキポ8500超えた！今のシナリオ9000とかいくのかな🤔

X · Feb 28, 2026, 2:15 PM

[celest frost]

Feno is an interesting choice tbh

Then again i never see anyone set a mlb Feno as their friend card so what do i know

[merry apex]

https://fixupx.com/Garve_YOLO/status/2027819042275484048?s=20

가브 (@Garve_YOLO)

"마히루 씨.. 좋아하는 우마무스메... 있어요?"

**🔁 67 ❤️ 544 👁️ 8.5K **

FixupX · Feb 28, 2026, 6:51 PM

[merry apex]

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027926879723000257

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

📅 March's Release Schedule is here, Trainers! Here's what you can look forward to this month.

#Umamusume

X · Mar 1, 2026, 2:00 AM

SCHEDULE IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anni is actually tomorrow not 6 March

[tender rain]

Ayabe, Kitasan, Dia-chan and Bright

[steep valley]

wives

[stuck tulip]

Vega and kitasan in a week gap

My crystals is cooked

[celest frost]

The "real" anni only starts with part 2

Which is a common trend for Cygames games now that im looking back

[merry apex]

ic

[steep valley]

is medium need stam for beyond dream

[celest frost]

both mid and long need stam

[steep valley]

i see

ty

[pallid dragon]

When Epiphaneia won the Japan Cup against Just A Way by 4 lengths
https://youtu.be/KoTtwRD0TcA?si=xh0N1HO0w_4cyuSy

[stuck tulip]

Wdym there's a reset?

[steep valley]

i got suzuka og somehow

[celest frost]

Early reset yea

[stuck tulip]

Soo it's monthly damn JP eating good huh

[celest frost]

Its always been monthly

[stuck tulip]

Tbf i don't know i barely understand most of this thing
In terms of text cause ya know jp

[scarlet canopy]

Just saw some art and i was thinking about it, if Buena's trainer ended up training Still in Love too, it's just straight up a Tokimeki heroine vs a Nitroplus heroine

Tokimeki tropes: First girl wins/ childhood friend/girl next door archetypes.

Nitroplus tropes: Heroines tend to be cute characters with psychological issues, and are normally violent and dangerous/ Earn your happy ending

[scarlet canopy]

yeah that

also random note: Still in Love wears shorts under her fancy dress

[pallid dragon]

Reminds me of a certain biri-biri tsundere

[tender rain]

Yeah her name is Still In Love

[steep valley]

[ebon dirge]

it moves

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/OranG0124/status/2025471239104643325?s=20

RottenOranG (@OranG0124)

4년동안 그림체가 변한거 같긴 한데 선은 더 두툼해진거 같기도

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 22, 2026, 7:22 AM

[robust holly]

The Kris S-es

[ebon dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-drop-kick-hishi-amazon-gif-11521685796229651521

[ebon dirge]

digitan dying

[steep valley]

im not confident with my assumption but what the context?

[rich echo]

Something tells me she tried something, and failed successfully.

[robust holly]

epiphaneia irl mated with them

[steep valley]

i figured

[stuck tulip]

https://x.com/i/status/2027996911240650978

Guoshibi 🎩 (@guoshi_yaps)

New schedule means updated https://t.co/gaiF78Z0Gf timeline and
WDYM SHIBI GOT PUSHED FORWARD FROM NOV TO SEPT AND SIRIACE ARE NOW IN NOVEMBER INSTEAD OF FEBRUARY

X · Mar 1, 2026, 6:38 AM

Cb, Ace, and Sirius.... Wallahi I'm cooked

[stuck tulip]

So she and trainer a childhood friend.....trainer is an adult....so that mean she's also an adult
But she rolled on tracen.... Unless they have a age gap

Math is not mathing

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/dayskiie/status/2027985225394098532

dayskie (@dayskiie)

"I want to catch a falling Top Road" (Original by: @mochimaki_0087)

very clumsy
#UmaTranslations #ウマ娘

X · Mar 1, 2026, 5:52 AM

[robust holly]

Maybe trainer is also young

[celest frost]

I mean young trainers are a thing

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2027978636218011658

江市コム (@Eshtarwind)

To those who said Rulership is like goldship for the late start... it's NOT ONLY Arima Kinen where Rulership late started.
Golfship is just the 12 billion yen.
Rulership? He late started in at least SIX graded race, 4 of them are G1 and yet still podium in all, even won a GII

X · Mar 1, 2026, 5:25 AM

Rulership career event giving you gatekept

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2027973371074580836

ひのと (@LoV307453037)

バリマル(マルバリ)の幸せ空間がそこにあるんですよ

X · Mar 1, 2026, 5:05 AM

Waiter? More Varimaru pls

[wicked rapids]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/122254687

エイシンフラッシュ、水着 by (@GUY)

エイシンフラッシュ、水着
今までノーマルのエイシンフラッシュは描いてなかったので、髪型は普通のヤツで
#エイシンフラッシュ, #Eishin Flash (Uma Musume), #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #水着ウマ娘, #clothed breasts, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby 1000+ Bookmarks, #Reines_Plätschern, #夕映えは渚のJugend

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Sep 8, 2024, 10:18 AM

[rich echo]

Help, she's taken me to germany!

[steep valley]

gladly come to germany with her

[pallid dragon]

Childhood friend always lose

It's the rule in anime

[celest frost]

i love how its a back and forth between oad and pedkung lmao

[pallid dragon]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2028015072644419590

World Horse Racing (@WHR)

Too strong, ROMANTIC WARRIOR ⚔️

The champ takes out the second leg of Hong Kong’s Classic Triple Crown, claiming the Hong Kong Gold Cup 🏆

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 1, 2026, 7:50 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/AnnoyingMaggot/status/2027555288002511286?s=20

ライトニング | Lightningkirby (@AnnoyingMaggot)

Marche Lorraine is cute
#umamusume
＃ウマ娘
＃マルシュロレーヌ

X · Feb 28, 2026, 1:23 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2028067699944038764

1Snab (@01s_nab23)

Art by = @wakamegaumai
TL:EN
"A doodle of an outfit I'd like Epiphaneia to wear"
#ウマ娘 #Umamusume #ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Mar 1, 2026, 11:19 AM

[celest frost]

Oh shit you dont need to trigger the secret event to get Runaway

I just got it off of finishing the Breeders Cup

[wicked rapids]

Day 109 of daily Stego.

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2028085413857120505

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

Her Smiles Might be Dim, but She still Wanted to be Someone's Savior by @Leogust_2
Pixiv Caption: I want to dig deeper with her story. Drawing Chino's unkempt hair is so fun. She's the highest cost out of the Ahoge sisters

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Mar 1, 2026, 12:30 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2027937981529575488

ImSimon!93.7 (@simonrojas937)

English Translation 英訳版です。
Staying the night with Tarumae.
Sure, let's eat Haskap snacks and talk about Tomakomai until you get sleepy.
By @hi_ch_MNG
#umamusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳

X · Mar 1, 2026, 2:44 AM

[robust holly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5THr5NXZYc

imagine if yanko's legend changer title are "the land is her land, the time is her time"

[merry apex]

https://x.com/toymark_jp/status/2027941645174337798?s=20

Toymark@お仕事募集中 (@toymark_jp)

＃ウマ娘　＃フォーエバーヤング

X · Mar 1, 2026, 2:59 AM

I hope when i training MaNT, i don't forget the items lmao

[pallid dragon]

[scarlet canopy]

All you need to know is spam cupcakes and energy drinks XD

I genuinely have no idea how to do a nice MANT run

I tried with the pony, only got an A+.... in JP

[ebon dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586588877582631060/1407974392679366757/dialick.gif

[scarlet canopy]

Then again, i have better cards in GLB than in JP

[merry apex]

I kinda do, i just need to remember that i had to use the items that i buy

[scarlet canopy]

I bought like 11 condition recovery items... didnt get a single condition the entire run

I made stego run like 8 races in a row

[celest frost]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2028077477202141260

Kiseki (@Miracle_Author_)

"could i ask for some forever young aurafarming. dealer's choice on pose tho i'd love to see gentildonna's g1 pose for her"

**💬 2 🔁 19 ❤️ 115 👁️ 1.4K **

FixupX · Mar 1, 2026, 11:58 AM

[ebon dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586588877582631060/1407974392679366757/dialick.gif

[merry apex]

I thought you're guarantee atleast 1 SR?????

[celest frost]

Ticket?

Using 10 tickets do not guarantee a sr or above

[merry apex]

Really?

[celest frost]

Yeah

Only the flat 10-pull

[merry apex]

That's fcking scam

[celest frost]

Its the same in GBF so

[ebon dirge]

uma uma uma

[celest frost]

@tender rain
https://x.com/i/status/2028129949253853630

る (@ikas_kuro)

三人

X · Mar 1, 2026, 3:27 PM

[summer haven]

https://x.com/i/status/2027891517357281739

Miss tachyon (@TachyonParticl3)

Miren~ @Yukii_DEV_Uma2 y @TiranoDeOrfevre

Encontré una foto suya en un casillero~

X · Feb 28, 2026, 11:39 PM

[merry apex]

TF where's Geiz

[pallid dragon]

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HER!

[summer haven]

BUT SHE IS US

[pallid dragon]

............

Fairs

[limber steeple]

It's not like everyone in Tracen are very young anyway, it's the Academy that has the age gap between it's students

[summer haven]

Ramonu and all the Mejiros

Speed and the other Symbolis

The Agaemasen

[limber steeple]

Are we not gonna address the Maruzensky in the room?

[summer haven]

Too easy

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2028113065229885857

Pedkung (@say_nri)

X · Mar 1, 2026, 2:20 PM

Osananajimi

They never win

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2028077806303756594

Official UNION ARENA English Version (@UA_EN_TCG)

🚨🚨 A New Title is Coming 🚨🚨
Umamusume: Pretty Derby is coming to UNION ARENA! 📣
Remember to keep an eye on the UA website for more updates! 👀
https://t.co/Z5QCjFPN33

#UNIONARENA_EN
#UMAMUSUME

X · Mar 1, 2026, 12:00 PM

[limber steeple]

just how much do these giant plushies cost??

[rich echo]

300,000 Yen per piece

They also weight 9 kilos.

[limber steeple]

im sorry WHAT??

[rich echo]

Did I stutter?

[limber steeple]

is this right???

[rich echo]

That is not an exaggeration. It is 300,000 Yen to the point

[limber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-deadge-amiya-gif-8585331441571942741

[chrome plover]

I see absolutely nothing special about it that would justify that price tbh

[limber steeple]

exactly, and someone has 3 of them

[rich echo]

It's NINE kilograms!
That thing ain't filled with feathers.

That's almost 20 pounds in Freedom numbers

[chrome plover]

thank you for sparing me a thought

[chrome plover]

imo this looks like something thats $400 max, maaaaaaaybe $500 on the high end

maybe it does and on the inside is a check for $1600 who knows

[rich echo]

Or maybe if you cut it up there's two Steam Machines hidden away.

[rich echo]

So yeah, that's about $6000 present on the picture

[celest frost]

Wait why are they 300k yen anyway

The kita and dia ones were more fairly priced

https://x.com/i/status/1734410960667115568

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond will be receiving Doqute massive plushies!

These will sell for ￥66,000 (about $450 USD), and will release in May 2024!

They're 100cm (39 inches) tall, and 85cm (33 inches) wide!

#umamusume

X · Dec 12, 2023, 3:12 AM

[rich echo]

Marketing?

They're branded as collector items specifically for the Movie

[limber steeple]

because its Tachyon?

[rich echo]

Named after a hypothetical particle faster than the speed of a wallet.

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/1916652505750004171

Max Sono (@SonozakiSono)

@Claxle @uma_musu_en 66000¥/~460usd (each)

X · Apr 28, 2025, 12:35 AM

Tariff?

Cuz theres no way they nearly quintupled the price JUST for BoANE

[chrome plover]

isnt there a 15% tariff rate in the US for Japanese imports?

15% on top of a $460 product is NOT making up the difference

[rich echo]

That's also from Last year.

It's also currently listed as Out of Stock, so price could be affected by scarcity

https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qr2fps/you_can_buy_very_big_tachyon_plush/

A Reddit post from a month ago had the listing around the same price.

https://fixupx.com/Lrg_Flo/status/2017299226187690356?s=20

Flo 🔥 (@Lrg_Flo)

@Dexerto

**💬 10 🔁 74 ❤️ 1.9K 👁️ 26.1K **

FixupX · Jan 30, 2026, 6:09 PM

[limber steeple]

which one is more expensive? the giang Tachyon plushie or the HMG

[summer haven]

2k each

[summer haven]

Tachyon probably

[celest frost]

Just came across a twt comment whining about artists just drawing art

[tender rain]

Considering shipping fee and customs. Tachyon

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-uma-musume-umamusume-agnes-tachyon-tachyon-gif-16628026969441387171

[wicked rapids]

I'm just here with my 50USD Tachyon plush

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2028233209813606602

error 🦷 (@errorcannotload)

barioru that was induced by oomf #バリオル

X · Mar 1, 2026, 10:17 PM

[summer haven]

https://youtu.be/XKqx1rPO-rI?si=XzIC5yrl6EiwPWzS

Feno propaganda

[pine thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oa5ayToQgWs

[ebon dirge]

welp the joke club i made somehow surviving all these months

[merry apex]

Speaking of club

Another month in B rank

Yippie

https://fixupx.com/BondsTanaka/status/2028131351095132366?s=20

ボンズ田中 (@BondsTanaka)

1着だったアイちゃん
︀︀2着だったアイちゃん

**💬 10 🔁 208 ❤️ 2.7K 👁️ 67.1K **

FixupX · Mar 1, 2026, 3:32 PM

https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2028304326314360969?s=20

ウマ娘プロジェクト公式アカウント (@uma_musu)

★3育成ウマ娘が対象ウマ娘8人のみ出現する無償、有償ジュエルで引ける
「トゥインクルコレクション プリティーダービーガチャ」が開催中！
また、スピードSSRが確定出現する有償ジュエル1回限定「SSR確定スピードガチャ」も開催中！

https://t.co/6Y4JS7y2RP

#...

X · Mar 2, 2026, 3:00 AM

I'M GETTING THAT TEIO AND AIR GROOVE CARD MLB

[limber steeple]

same vibe

[merry apex]

Forgot to share this.

Ebayan LB2 + Urara SSR

[robust holly]

according to digitan POW SSR there are other umadols beside Smart F.

still dk the difference of being an umadol and being a normal racing uma doing the concerts

[robust holly]

I wonder if there's gonna be a mini collab with SBR and Uma like the ones with HSR

El Condor Pasa doing Spin

[ebon dirge]

https://x.com/ProbablyBlocko/status/2027966587752398942?s=20

rizz

Blocko, Proxy of #indextwt 🐦‍⬛ (@ProbablyBlocko)

completely unprompted yearning btw yukino just did that

X · Mar 1, 2026, 4:38 AM

[scarlet canopy]

Umadols do it full-time i guess? Like they also write their own songs and stuff, while winning lives are all pre-planned and stuff

[ebon dirge]

https://vxtwitter.com/LeonTalon/status/2028051757591560554?s=20

Leon (@LeonTalon)

https://t.co/i0DgeihHsz

QRT: pakatube
【Among Us 3D🌌ゲーム実況🎮】
オマエら❗️
アイ👀、ララ💮、ブラスト💚、ブーケ💐、ラヴズ❤️、マルシュ👩‍👧の6人が「Among Us 3D」🌌をプレイ🎮するぞ✌️

クルー👼の中に紛れ込んだインポスター😈を見つけ出すんだ🫵

https://youtu.be/evayysKQ-mY

#ウマ娘 #ぱかチューブ #ぱかチューブゲーム実況

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 1, 2026, 10:16 AM

[forest portal]

JP is fun. Just started a week ago

[celest frost]

Nice

[scarlet canopy]

damn, you got to UA faster than i did XD

[rich echo]

Well, a normal racer just races, and has the Winning Lives as an obligation. Almost everyone does that.
An Umadol, a term invented and popularized by Smart Falcon herself, is an Umamusume to whom the concerts are the #1 priority, and racing is just means to Get to said winning lives. They also perform songs and stage concerts Outside of racing events, too.

So Being an athlete and an Umadol are not the same thing, even though they both race.

[wicked rapids]

Sadly, BoaNE isn't screening in my country (please do, Cygames), so Markiplier's Iron Lung would do, and I brought Air Groove with me.

[forest portal]

Thanks

[forest portal]

I got lucky with my cards tbh