Umamusume

[summer haven]

I just had Not much info in a joking format explain everything

[pallid dragon]

Hold up.... Buena Vista is actually voiced by Utena's VA???

[summer haven]

lmao

WAIT SHES MON3TR

[pallid dragon]

AND CRUST TOO

[summer haven]

if people feel like it

I'm happy to just

sit in VC

and present one of my presentations with my yapping

[limber steeple]

BUENA VISTA IS MON3TR???

[rich echo]

Guys... Call Tazuna... I feel unsafe.

[summer haven]

You’re fine Tama is right there

[rich echo]

TAMA CAN NOT HELP HERE

[limber steeple]

It is pointless to resist

[rich echo]

TAZUNA I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE EVAC!

[summer haven]

Ah nvm

Sorry boss

You’re in the RIO seat now

[forest portal]

Xoguri is a rollercoaster. She either feels really bad to use or really good to use

[summer haven]

But as a parent uhhhh

Yeah she Really makes that difference

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2009927878788645235

菱餅◆ (@hissinikaiteru)

#三連休はフォロワーさんが増えるらしい

もう少しで2026年のウマ娘ちゃん誕生日ラッシュが始まります🎉
今年も全員分お祝いイラストアップ予定ですので見守ってやるよ…って方が増えたら嬉しい💃

画像は2024年版！

X · Jan 10, 2026, 9:58 AM

The thoughts of hand drawing them one by one make my hands feel sore

[robust holly]

Second hand tiredness

Might be a dumb idea but I'll try Creek run for sagit

https://x.com/i/status/2009753883929915716

faust | seblakshirataki.bsky.social (@faust_bang)

@umamusume_eng calling ALL king halo mains

if there is ONE cm to win

its this one

the G1 she canonically won after 10 consecutive losses

the G1 that made her the 5th member of the golden generation

lock in

X · Jan 9, 2026, 10:27 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Herohero_illust/status/2009995842976108640

Herohero@C107 １日目 東F-24b (@Herohero_illust)

お題　スティル

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 10, 2026, 2:28 PM

[celest frost]

i swore i copied the link

wth

https://x.com/1ofAgnesDigital/status/2009991912649044056?s=20

One of Agnes Digital (@1ofAgnesDigital)

Seiun Sky is kamen rider ZEZTZ!!

X · Jan 10, 2026, 2:13 PM

[pallid dragon]

YOOO, he's gonna react to Pyrrhixz Symboli Rudolf video

[tender rain]

Nope he switched to Teio

[pallid dragon]

Yeah, was about to say that

[celest frost]

someone posted this already

[scarlet canopy]

okay

[sand osprey]

Thats the least of the worries for next Sprint CM

if anything only Runaway Suzuka misses out Plan X

and NSM

but normal Fronts should still be able to use both

alongside Sprint Turbo, Rushing Gale, ignited power....

if anything, only Bakushin and Curren got a real advantage over everyone else

Basically next CM is gonna be like

Bakushin = Goldshi
Curren = Taishin

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/OguriCapInfo/status/2010130781868306723?s=20

Info Real de Oguri Cap (@OguriCapInfo)

Aura

X · Jan 10, 2026, 11:24 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/BlackUMA564/status/2008143546742956087

BlackUMA (@BlackUMA564)

gold
#ウマ娘 #우마무스메 #オルフェーヴル

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 5, 2026, 11:48 AM

[pine thorn]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spoiler for Star Blossom chapter 55

[scarlet canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/shield-halo-gif-24427723

[celest frost]

i love how the artist consistently draws ruby with only eyes

[robust holly]

The love only's yous

[tender rain]

Jougakkose?

[robust holly]

double circle affinity is a lie

there's still a chance for the BLUE SPARK to not drop

[robust holly]

how good is OG oguri for the next cm

[knotty raptor]

How bout a built Urara?

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2009954858028458089

モカ (@mokaore_uma)

吸い込まれそうなウマ娘の瞳

X · Jan 10, 2026, 11:45 AM

is it bad that i knew all of them frame 1

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/kuhl_notes/status/2010208723894186295?s=20

Kuu. (@kuhl_notes)

Merry Christmas!! #ウマ娘 #umamusume

X · Jan 11, 2026, 4:34 AM

[worn rune]

I guess it was rng that these support cards would work.

[wicked rapids]

Still Christmas in my country. We're too lazy to take down the decorations, and cause they look nice.

[robust holly]

up to down, left to right
|| - stay gold

• machifuku
• orfe
• sunday
• dreamjour
• Hishimi
• neoverse
• SIL
• urara
• anges T.
• S. Laurel
• cafe
• S. Bakushin
• Rheinkraft
• Turbo
• LOY||

[celest frost]

You got 2 wrong

6th is Hishi Miracle and 14th is Rhein Kraft

[wicked rapids]

But what if it really is a date?

[scarlet canopy]

Chiyo's strongest warrior

[steep valley]

i will do the same then with kitasan

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2010258375607562643

RagingAsn (@RagingAsn_)

EN Translation by @RagingAsn_

영어 번역입니다!
다음에 또 봐요!
#UmaTranslations

X · Jan 11, 2026, 7:52 AM

[celest frost]

I should check who has the highest fan count on my jp

Hmmmm

Honestly, deadass might do this with Shion

[steep valley]

is this peak?

[robust holly]

do you think this golshi is better than the ones i sent here before for cm8

[pallid dragon]

Mr. CB has a nickname, The Turf Expert. He got this nickname after winning Triple Crown and in his classic campaign, he keep doing methodes that should've been impossible

Satsuki Sho
"If you're end closer, never spurt through the incourse, you will get boxed"
Mr. CB: Nah, i'd win

Japanese Derby
"Never stay back in the Derby, 24 horses run in Derby, and back position such as end closer and late surger are always get boxed"
Mr. CB: Nah, i'd win

Kikusha Sho
"Never spurt before the final corner in Kyoto racecourse, there's a hill, you will run out of stamina if you do"
Mr. CB: Nah, i'd win

He became a Triple Crown horse with those absurd methodes

[summer haven]

“F it we ball”

[forest portal]

honestly after testing, fronts arent really that good in sprint because the distance is too short to create enough distance from other styles especially against pace since pace has more speed carryover skills and acceleration options such as speed star, head-on and etc. Fought against a suzuka in sprint, she got overtaken immediately after the last spurt started

[summer haven]

unless you’re Bakushin

But yknow issue still applies otherwise

[forest portal]

I can see bakushin being goldship but mummy creek/pasa = taishin

Sprint CM: Bakushin, Both Mayas, Akebono, curren, pasa, taishin, xoguri, mummy creek, air groove, king halo, oguri, xoguri, Fuji.

This what I think people will mostly be using

[forest portal]

bakushin is better as pace unfortunately

fought against front bakushins, they got overtaken easily

[summer haven]

Truly we’re destroying the irl accuracy with this one

To be fair it’s better than the AI deciding Goldship as a Pacer is a good idea

[forest portal]

Doesnt goldship have B pace

[summer haven]

Does she?

[forest portal]

yes

[summer haven]

huh…

Still got rolled

[pine thorn]

This your goat?

[summer haven]

Yes

She’s Stego mafia

That’s my dork

[wicked rapids]

Day 60 of daily Stego

[limber steeple]

it has cingray ost, ofc its peak

[limber steeple]

i knew all but 2, the ones bellow Marvelous and Cafe

[celest frost]

Fair enough

Mirako and Kraft are still not very known in the glb fandom

Cant wait for part 2 to change one of their fate

[limber steeple]

Mirako... Hishi Miracle?

[celest frost]

Yeah

Ive seen Hishimi be used but its a bit of a mouthful for me and i think Mirako just sounds cuter for this slacker anyway

[limber steeple]

it does sound cuter but never heard it before

also Hishimi is awfully close to Hachimi

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/1907236562347409574

Milky Orange (@aomiruki)

@homing01 おはようございます！英訳版はこちらです！

English Translations:
Hishi Miracle's Theater: "That's Too Much!"
#ウマ娘プリティーダービー #UmaMusume #UmaTranslations #ウマ娘英訳

X · Apr 2, 2025, 1:00 AM

Ive seen it a lot from looking at miruki's tl catalog

[steep valley]

hishi miracle adorable

[celest frost]

Man wheres Air Messiah content

I need to see more Messiah on my feed

https://x.com/i/status/2010354166812889446

あーくん@skeb大募集中 (@Arlcn_1115)

クロノジェネシス「今こそ審判の刻」

X · Jan 11, 2026, 2:12 PM

[summer haven]

probably already got posted but

https://vxtwitter.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2010296118966681796?s=20

Yogiboヴェルサイユリゾートファーム (@Versailles_Farm)

【ギムレットについてのお知らせ🐴】

最近、ギムレットが「ニンジン禁止🥕🆖」になったことで
ご心配の声をいただいております。

先月、数回疝痛の症状が見られたため、
現在の体調に合わせてエサの内容を見直しました。

歯が少し弱ってきたギム様のために、
高カロリーで食べやすい切り草を新たに取り入れ、
今はとても良いコンディションを保っています✨

ニンジンは食べれませんが、
その分、しっかり栄養をとってもらいながら
これからも穏やかに、元気に過ごしてもらいます。

ギム様、まだまだ長生きしてもらいますよー！💪🐴
お客様からたくさんお守りをいただき感謝です✨
引き続き、温かく見守っていただけると嬉しいです。…

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/4 · Jan 11, 2026, 10:21 AM

Gimlet is now on a no carrot diet

[summer haven]

【Notice about Gimlet🐴】

Lately, since Gimlet has become "No Carrots🥕🆖,"
we've been receiving many concerned messages.

Last month, he showed symptoms of colic a few times,
so we've reviewed his feed to match his current condition.

For our dear Gimlet, whose teeth have gotten a bit weaker,
we've introduced new high-calorie, easy-to-eat cut hay,
and now he's maintaining a really good condition✨

He can't eat carrots anymore,
but in their place, we're making sure he gets plenty of nutrition
so he can continue to live peacefully and energetically from here on out.

Gimlet, we're counting on you to live a long, long time!💪🐴
We're so grateful for all the protective charms from our guests✨
We'd be thrilled if you could keep watching over him warmly.

Yogibo Versailles Resort Farm

https://vxtwitter.com/nabesaoripuyo/status/2010312217221275925?s=20

鍋ぷよ (@nabesaoripuyo)

メロンブックスにて、既刊新刊の在庫が一部復活しました。
#三連休はフォロワーさんが増えるらしい　#ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 11, 2026, 11:25 AM

[forest portal]

No Long S and not max spd is really hard. But everything else looks fine.

[knotty raptor]

It was only 550k yesterday wth

[knotty raptor]

https://x.com/mokaore_uma/status/2010178320730914952?s=20

モカ (@mokaore_uma)

全てのウマ娘の瞳が美しい

X · Jan 11, 2026, 2:33 AM

[rich echo]

The Four Stages of listening to Oguri's train of thought.

[celest frost]

Oh lord

Luckily some of these are paired together

[knotty raptor]

This was was a bit harder, wasnt familiar with some of them

[celest frost]

Spe, Cheval, Cesario, Vivlos, Bue, Verxina, Doto, Gentil, Kita, Copano Rickey, Dia, Machitan, Scarle, Alegria, Kawakami and Chrono Genesis

[limber steeple]

ok this one is actually tough

[celest frost]

Alegria almost got me

[knotty raptor]

Ahhh I didnt know Copa and Alegria

[limber steeple]

actually nvm, the only one i didnt recognize was Alegria

[limber steeple]

we might be cooked

[celest frost]

A lil

[limber steeple]

brain is so uma pilled

[celest frost]

All jokes aside its great character design if you can identify someone with only their eyes

[limber steeple]

thats true

[pallid dragon]

From left to right:

1. Special Week
2. Cheval Grand
3. Cesario
4. Vivlos
5. Buena Vista
6. Verxina
7. Meisho Doto
8. Gentildonna
9. Kitasan Black
10. Copano Rickey
11. Satono Diamond
12. Matikanetannhauser
13. Daiwa Scarlet
14. ???
15. Kawakami Princess
16. Chrono Genesis

[knotty raptor]

You also missed Alegria huh

[pallid dragon]

Oh that's Alegria, no wonder

[rich echo]

HOLY BRUVAH!

...Can you tell this is me first time seeing Marvy in her casual gear?

[pallid dragon]

She's one of the umas that i rarely see

[limber steeple]

ok i actually never seen casual Marvelous

[rich echo]

She's.... Overflowing.

[steep valley]

[pallid dragon]

Random Fun Fact:
The horse that hold the fastest time in Takamatsunomiya Kinen is a son of Sakura Bakushin O

he won the 2016 Takamatsunomiya Kinen with a time of 1:06.7, and broke Lord Kanaloa's record time 1:08.1

[steep valley]

well uk what day is today

[limber steeple]

whats with horses and sticking their tongue out

[pallid dragon]

Sakura Bakushin O to Lord Kanaloa: you might be broke my record time in Sprinters Stakes but my son broke your record time in Takamatsunomiya Kinen

[knotty raptor]

Hell yeah second S rank

Too bad didnt get any Red spark

[pallid dragon]

Speaking of Sprinters Stakes, Win Carnelian almost broke Lord Kanaloa's record time in last year Sprinters Stakes. He finished at 1:06.9 while Lord Kanaloa's record time is 1:06.7

[rich echo]

https://fixupx.com/dailyhopecores/status/2010036270471270489?s=20

hopecore (@dailyhopecores)

**💬 49 🔁 4.4K ❤️ 76.0K 👁️ 1.00M **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Jan 10, 2026, 5:09 PM

[summer haven]

Dober energy

[rich echo]

Ben Dover

[pallid dragon]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2009713204273000726

annaberu (@annaberuuunya)

i need more carats

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 9, 2026, 7:45 PM

[summer haven]

https://x.com/dotgokulism/status/2010344025879089586?s=46

ഗോകുlism🎨(COMMS FULL) (@dotgokulism)

X · Jan 11, 2026, 1:32 PM

[rich echo]

Need more Ryan

[sand osprey]

Idk if we are really going to see half of those that have Tenno Sho as a Win Con

Unless said person got 2/4 Meta SSR cards such as Kita, FineMo, Biko, Bakushin

to then inherit one of the previously mentioned

so at best, a dedicated Oshi trainer might bring Maya

can't remember if Creek also got a Long Race in career

[summer haven]

whomst this uma

[sand osprey]

Wair nvm, its top 3 so it aint as bad like I thought

still might need to overcap the stam a just in case, cuz Mayano got multiple long races

Creek should be fine since she got more Med races so URA final should be easy

[rich echo]

It's the famed racer, Double Propulsion!

[summer haven]

Jet2Holiday

I hate it

[rich echo]

https://twitter.com/Lumian300/status/1673843111972442118

Lumian (@Lumian300)

#ウマ娘 Marvelous

X · Jun 27, 2023, 11:57 PM

[forest portal]

Genuinely maya is one of the easiest to train for sprint. This is because even if she has a long race, you can get enough stamina with just using riko, same with taishin, idk about super creek but since her unique is a recovery highly likely its possible. Using riko is not at all bad since she gives rushing gale which can act as either a gold groundwork or an instant acceleration late race since theres only 2 straights in sprint cm. Maya can also get consistently fast learner since sprint is just wit build so higher chance to have 600 wit by the time the fast learner event appears. Only problem with maya is her growths are not good for sprint which are 20% stam 10% guts but if you are using wedding maya which have 10% spd, stam and wit growth then that would be way better.

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/vococo1124/status/2010350221734338684

Vococo (@vococo1124)

サトノダイヤモンド-水着
#ウマ娘

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 11, 2026, 1:56 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/aioiaoiai/status/2009554179841532299

相生あおい@毎日投稿 (@aioiaoiai)

ヒシアマ姐さんの包容力は◎

X · Jan 9, 2026, 9:13 AM

[sand osprey]

I could see that being the case for Wedding Maya, in fact even her ult works better for next CM than regular one

and for Creek is her mummy version, but should be easier than Maya since she can avoid more longs

[limber steeple]

how do you not know her?

thats Dual Engines

[summer haven]

Nah, Jet2 Holiday

[limber steeple]

~~that is even worse ~~

[stuck tulip]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2010383545009844548

𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒊 • リニ 🐰🍪🐾 (@cocoarini)

> Gets named Front Runner
> Is a late surger

QRT: claius_s
@Heimer_KTM @cocoarini There is another, a great-grandson of SS, grandson of Deep Impact, son of Real Steel and brother of Forever Young.

Also a late-surger btw...

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 11, 2026, 4:09 PM

[pallid dragon]

"Museum Mile" ahh name

[robust holly]

oh this event can now trigger outside summer

or am i mistaking it for another event

[steep valley]

it when u use smaru

[robust holly]

damn my friend list is already full, i cant borrow enough peeps with sprint sparks

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2010277221156762070

日鳥@C107一日目東A-27b (@hidoriMK2)

最近寒すぎるので寒すぎテイオー　(再掲)

X · Jan 11, 2026, 9:06 AM

[pine thorn]

Trainer is giving birth to Teio

[steep valley]

somehow won lv3 usin first veteran orfevre with bad mood

[wicked rapids]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/135098688

無題 by (@ゴーヤ)

無題
#ゼンノロブロイ, #イクノディクタス, #Biwa Hayahide, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #glasses, #girl with glasses, #Ikuno Dictus (Uma Musume), #Biwa Hayahide (Uma Musume), #Zenno Rob Roy (Uma Musume)

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Sep 14, 2025, 12:03 PM

[scarlet canopy]

Her VA

[pallid dragon]

Her face kinda reminds me of Kashiwagi Yuki (former AKB48 member)

[merry apex]

https://x.com/aramori_susumu/status/2010629584014950762?s=20

荒森ラッコ@新刊委託中🏇ARAMORI (@aramori_susumu)

🌠Vega
＃umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Jan 12, 2026, 8:27 AM

[summer haven]

Pulling this old thing out

Roast me and friend for drip opinions

[celest frost]

The Vegas looking out for each other lmao

[wicked rapids]

Day 61 of daily Stego

Two months

[robust holly]

https://youtu.be/dYTX_mU63Jw?si=7rI5wKXd62PJzfG3

[celest frost]

I think i know where this came from

Or rather what artist did this

[scarlet canopy]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89292860

The one that did the Trainer that became an uma comic line

[celest frost]

Yeah i knew it

Impatiently waiting for chap 4 of that to be translated

[scarlet canopy]

alot of it is already fan translated on danbooru

[celest frost]

Do i really wanna look through danbooru for this

[scarlet canopy]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/19380 idk

[pallid dragon]

Found someone make slowed version of the Helios rap, and i want to puke when i listening to it

[merry apex]

[limber steeple]

Who dares slowing down the Helios rap

[summer haven]

Daily reminder Scarlet is hopeless in romantics with the trainer

She can try

And be good at times

But yknow, detours back to Vodka, Somehow

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2010723216483070328

ほのぬれ（エヌ） (@Lov_N_N)

「キミと共に走り抜けられますように」

♂トレオル

X · Jan 12, 2026, 2:39 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/koutone9/status/2008410494282125420

luisa | midnight taco bell bakura 🌮 (@koutone9)

father and daughter having a fun day !!
#umamusume

X · Jan 6, 2026, 5:29 AM

[summer haven]

No thoughts only hachimi

[pallid dragon]

The trainer reminds me of Yuu Otosaka from Charlotte

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/Kuwaiden/status/1833848832284922135?s=20

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

Tachyon Family Before Dinner by Leogust_2

Not surprised to see Scarlet helping out around the Tachyon household.

#ウマ娘 #UmaMusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Sep 11, 2024, 12:43 PM

Getting trapped between 3 hungry umas

The other daughter is Captain Thule

[tender rain]

No Daiwa Major?

[scarlet canopy]

Daiwa major isnt from tachyon

[tender rain]

Oh yeah forgot

[scarlet canopy]

Daiwa major is from Scarlet Bouquet

So JP commentors all agree that the other one is captain thule (of the Blood Ravens)

https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000887465/

[tender rain]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-40k-warhammer-40k-dawn-lf-dawn-of-war-gif-9274783432445566798

[scarlet canopy]

She stole.... a place in the family register

[pallid dragon]

Daiwa Major mentioned!

If only Daiwa Scarlet won the 2007 Arima Kinen, Daiwa Major would end his career with seeing his sister won the Arima Kinen

[scarlet canopy]

If scarlet won the 2007 AK, she would have been a twin arima champion

[pallid dragon]

TRUE! It's gonna be Absolute Cinuma

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2010729155902751135

Hishi Miracle (@Hishi_Mirakuru)

https://t.co/Tk6HxHyZIg

QRT: FreshLikeAli
@Hishi_Mirakuru fair fair. rudolf with eishin flash pose 🥹

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 12, 2026, 3:02 PM

[pine thorn]

But the house doesn't have any windows

[stuck tulip]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2010751473697673607

HAWK SUA (UMA ERA‼️) (@megasuasoaker)

I forgot I made this fucking video check this shit out

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 12, 2026, 4:31 PM

[wicked rapids]

Our loving Overlord of Century's End.

@amano_miko

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2010912963717394932

Chocolate Mint (@Player1_Please)

Trying to call Cheval-chi “boyish” is a bit of a stretch.
Eng ver✨

X · Jan 13, 2026, 3:13 AM

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2010886781336772720

Fuck Teio (@FuckTeio)

Sometimes you can't wait and have to do them yourself

QRT: KetchoopStudios
@Hishi_Mirakuru I’m asking very politely for Creek

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 13, 2026, 1:29 AM

[celest frost]

NEED. MORE. CHEVAL IN DRESSES

[pine thorn]

Better but still

They call her the Flash for a reason

[robust holly]

waiting for taiki

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2010739724680585663

One of Agnes Digital (@1ofAgnesDigital)

Bad Nature

X · Jan 12, 2026, 3:44 PM

What a nice piece of art

[worn rune]

risk it?

[trim ice]

yes

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/special-week-uma-musume-yes-crazy-gif-2306679839270350214

[worn rune]

It failed..

Wth

Anyway, the run was a success although it was a experiment again

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbull-pitbull-dog-dog-eyes-closed-cooked-closed-eyes-dog-meme-gif-10418303795235859885

[tender rain]

Why am I so infatuated with this homeless woman?

[pine thorn]

Everyone like an underdog

[celest frost]

Stego is an underdog?

[tender rain]

Nah it's something else man

[celest frost]

She got the damn Gold family bro

[pine thorn]

She's called the silver collector and Nice Nature's successor

[celest frost]

Viv your absolute territory is open air

[celest frost]

And?

You say that like its a bad thing

Its still second place in multiple g1 races

[pine thorn]

Never say it is

[pine thorn]

I know

She's still an underdog to me tho

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2010946537015194060

#megafunvids (@foafstal)

funny video

X · Jan 13, 2026, 5:26 AM

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2010898863490810370

One of Agnes Digital (@1ofAgnesDigital)

IMAGINATION VS REALITY

X · Jan 13, 2026, 2:17 AM

[pine thorn]

https://fixupx.com/fuefuelizzie/status/2010702662384132134?s=20

໒꒰ྀི ≧ ᗜ ≦ ꒱ྀིაラリズ🪶:私だけの'黄...

PLEASE​ STOP

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FixupX · Jan 12, 2026, 1:17 PM

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2010963166344442361

Hishi Miracle (@Hishi_Mirakuru)

why is my kaichou freaky

QRT: selamatania
@Hishi_Mirakuru Can you do rudolf doing digitan's g1 and non-g1 winning animation?

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/2 • GIF · Jan 13, 2026, 6:32 AM

https://fixvx.com/Hishi_Mirakuru/status/2010915770361143517?s=20

Hishi Miracle (@Hishi_Mirakuru)

https://t.co/Oagx0VCQaG

QRT: kokohanahana20
@Hishi_Mirakuru now make summer maruzensky do this 😊

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 13, 2026, 3:24 AM

[pine thorn]

Finally

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2010981899578331609

バシウス (@Bacius9)

X · Jan 13, 2026, 7:47 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/Marghe_Bita/status/2010224669161590829?s=20

Bita (@Marghe_Bita)

X · Jan 11, 2026, 5:38 AM

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2010717607041835062

kuro (@not_sinus)

genver mining

X · Jan 12, 2026, 2:16 PM

Verxina Rocks

Or... Verxina no Houseki

[steep valley]

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2011016453101850724

☘️マッティー🍀Skeb募集中！ (@matty_0505)

COCO'Sコラボのダンツとミラ子

X · Jan 13, 2026, 10:04 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2011030273375515011

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

Stego-san's Morning Bite by @yon_no_uma

Stego makes me want to take care of her!!

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Jan 13, 2026, 10:59 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2011040298697441682

Takiki (@Takiki2828)

新しい服を貰ったドーベル(32歳)

#ウマ娘

X · Jan 13, 2026, 11:39 AM

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/Kuwaiden/status/2011030273375515011?s=20

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

Stego-san's Morning Bite by @yon_no_uma

Stego makes me want to take care of her!!

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Jan 13, 2026, 10:59 AM

[celest frost]

Gng scroll up

[wicked rapids]

Day 62 of daily Stego

[robust holly]

He also made one for Halloween creek

[rich echo]

How have I not gotten Night Owl with Suzuka yet...

[robust holly]

Did you guys use 3 or 4 recs for Chriscap

[rich echo]

recs?

[robust holly]

Blue skill

Recoveries

[summer haven]

the Umathon arrives (soon)

[knotty raptor]

4 is more consistent but its still a gamble.

[rich echo]

Trust the gamba

[merry apex]

https://fixupx.com/G0NE____/status/2010801814384624101?s=20

McGriller🦆 (@G0NE____)

...

Quoting Mazaron 🥐 Cosplay (@MazaronX)
︀
Replies are so funny with tourists claiming umamusume is NOT queer coded.
︀︀
︀︀Sorry chuds, the anime horse girls won't date you, because they are kissing girls.

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FixupX · Jan 12, 2026, 7:51 PM

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/583019952131276820/1364248702948081807/mst_arknights250422.gif

[merry apex]

https://x.com/sigopessoasboas/status/2010821846120218822?s=20

Haru Urara (@sigopessoasboas)

X · Jan 12, 2026, 9:11 PM

[limber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[rich echo]

Do you think that's enough Speed for Make Debut?

[limber steeple]

Idk man, it's looking pretty tight

You might need to commit more into speed

[rich echo]

Takeoff Plane is here!!

[rich echo]

Digitan! Oi! Arms up front~!

[summer haven]

no she respects them, she arms front they slide back to somewhere that would leave her dead

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-digital-ウマ娘-プリティーダービー-ウマ娘-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-7764317429514677742

[knotty raptor]

What's this? This is the first time ive seen this.

[celest frost]

If you run that race you can get the designated star piece

[knotty raptor]

ahhh

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2011065910464036923

駄陽 (@ahozurDAYO)

パーティに出たステアト（容姿捏造⚠️）

X · Jan 13, 2026, 1:20 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2011037850209501417

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

There's no saving you by @tsukudasub

Gonna put those fighting game skills to practical use

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Jan 13, 2026, 11:29 AM

https://tenor.com/view/raging-demon-street-fighter-akuma-messatsu-shin-goku-satsu-gif-17915317

[rich echo]

Legend Races Lite

[pine thorn]

https://fixupx.com/aomiruki/status/2011234397228572752?s=20

Milky Orange (@aomiruki)

English Translations (英訳版):
︀︀"The first umamusume based on history's drawing of the year is...
︀︀A story between Stay Gold and Special Week.
︀︀
︀︀I look forward to your continued support this year as well."
︀︀The second image is for the comic context.
︀︀#UmaTranslations #ウマ娘英訳

Quoting 坂崎ふれでぃ (@lunaticmonster)
︀
史実でウマ娘の描き初めは
︀︀ステイゴールドとスペシャルウィークのお話
︀︀
︀︀今年もよろしくお願いいたします。

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FixupX · Jan 14, 2026, 12:30 AM

https://x.com/envydebiru021/status/2011085067867865125?s=20

mirukoO021 (@envydebiru021)

#ウマ娘 #ウマ娘プリティーダービー please rice, my triple is kinda crownless

X · Jan 13, 2026, 2:36 PM

[tender rain]

Note to self: never pull this joke to SIL on April 1st

[scarlet canopy]

You fool, you forgot the other half of the sentence! "I'm getting married.... to you"(only say after april 1st, or before.)

[merry apex]

Who had the guts to prank SIL that you're married?

🥀

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/voykoi/status/2011133629032968577?s=20

Yoi-Koi (@voykoi)

Pretty Halo
King Halo | キングヘイロー
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Jan 13, 2026, 5:49 PM

[pallid dragon]

"Huh? You want me to give you a name? Okay"

"How about... You Knows Everything?"

Based from My Wife Knows Everything

[tender rain]

The Wife Doesn't Know

[pallid dragon]

Bold of you to assume she doesn't know

[pine thorn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NjrFbs6uMgk?si=Xoj6ux71-lIeO8-Q

Shake her pretty derby and Special Cheek is surely something

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2011358580788904191

Secrets out

糖士郎@C107(1日目)東M34b (@sugarwhite1046)

ウマ耳たづなさん

X · Jan 14, 2026, 8:43 AM

[pallid wyvern]

I thought this is Serval

[pallid dragon]

Ew Spuddle....

https://tenor.com/view/goku-uma-umamusume-bardock-gold-ship-gif-2992636727790876333

[limber steeple]

Someone who followed Tazuna's advice, aka bad trainer

[merry apex]

https://x.com/xefvel/status/2011242806271173056?s=20

xefvel (@xefvel)

X · Jan 14, 2026, 1:03 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://fixupx.com/raikko_9/status/2011226757538763189

Raikkonen (@raikko_9)

#umamusume

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FixupX · Jan 14, 2026, 12:00 AM

[wicked rapids]

Day 63 of daily Stego

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2011423481712517537

Cygames (@Cygames_EN)

X · Jan 14, 2026, 1:01 PM

THANK THE HEAVENS THEY LISTENED

[pallid dragon]

But that "without prior notice" tho....

[boreal wedge]

Literally just other words for "we won't use it YET..." and i hate that uncertainty.

[celest frost]

yeah

and products doesnt inspire much confidence

[boreal wedge]

I wonder if there is a way so that the community can get the message across to the company that we just don't want AI being involved in the company, period.

[limber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-butts-anime-hit-gif-14179592

[merry apex]

Bro ain't holding in

[limber steeple]

oh wait, wrong cheek

[merry apex]

[summer haven]

bruh that’s no better

[rich echo]

Cheeky.

[merry apex]

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2011469607337615699

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

The animated film, Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Beginning of a New Era, is coming to North American theaters on February 27!

From Cygames and CygamesPictures
Directed by Ken Yamamoto

Official Site: https://t.co/r7vt3GfEgB

#Umamusume

X · Jan 14, 2026, 4:05 PM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2011442421444583477

助けて♩ (@wlpyx)

らくがき✍🏻♡

X · Jan 14, 2026, 2:16 PM

[summer haven]

watch it not be on the east coast

the movie I mean

[rich echo]

Fly Wonder.

[rich echo]

That camera angle was on national TV.

[knotty raptor]

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2011562813744177629

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

The event "Trainer Aptitude Test" is set to begin at 10:00 p.m., Jan 15 (UTC)!

For details, see the in-game notice.

#Umamusume

X · Jan 14, 2026, 10:15 PM

uhh what's this?

[limber steeple]

isnt that just missions

[knotty raptor]

No clue. The explanation is vague.

I guess just specific races as usual

[celest frost]

Oh shit its early!?

Or maybe its already ingame before idk

[celest frost]

5 aptitudes, 3 ranks, each with their own score requirements

You get those by hitting certain stat thresholds and having certain skills

[knotty raptor]

Ohhh. That's sounds cool and convoluted at the same time XD

[celest frost]

Theres indicators for which skills are counted for points

Glb doesnt have evo skills yet which account for 1.5k per skill on jp so the requirements are 100% being reduced

[tender rain]

Spe?

[summer haven]

what does that mean for Summer Maruzensky then :v

[tender rain]

Orfe if you can't carry them SWITCH WITH ME

[pallid dragon]

Sometime i'm wondering what kind of foal that would born if Orfevre mated with Gentildonna

[tender rain]

A foal that inherited Orfe's temperance and Gentil's strength would be equivalent to Julius Caesar having a kid with Hercules

So basically Gilgamesh

[celest frost]

Or they turn out to be the biggest jobber of the millennia

[tender rain]

Could be like the most phenomenal racer or ends up like Joe Rogan there is no in between

[celest frost]

Literally one or the other

[tender rain]

Imagine an Umamusume like Joe

Roid up horse

[celest frost]

[tender rain]

I already got a story line for such

[celest frost]

Sitting at a podcast table saying shit like "Tracen is a ponzi scheme" or "Tazuna is actually Tokino Minoru"

[tender rain]

An Umamusume that failed being a racer turned racist

[tender rain]

That girl will be sprouting conspiracy theory like mushrooms

[celest frost]

And she'll have the worst types of people on her podcast spouting their philosophy

[tender rain]

She'll be like: so actually Trainers and Umas date but Tracen don't want you to know that

You could actually overpower your trainer

They can't fight back

[celest frost]

Yo but actually imagine shes actually a hired gaslighter by Tazuna

[tender rain]

Keke

[celest frost]

Make it sound as conspiracy theory as possible

[tender rain]

So yeah Tazuna was a former racer so is the director

Type shit

[pine thorn]

El Condor Passaway

[celest frost]

"People, you have been fed a lie by Yayoi Akikawa and Tazuna Hayakawa. They aren't humans, they're umamusumes. Their real names are Northern Taste and Tokino Minoru"

[pine thorn]

https://fixupx.com/Hishi_Mirakuru/status/2011443878919049386?s=20

Hishi Miracle (@Hishi_Mirakuru)

"Oguri cap with Hishi Akebono G1 victory pose"
︀︀
︀︀Shes so fat

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FixupX · Jan 14, 2026, 2:22 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/NURU328526/status/2011372501818052963

NURU (@NURU328526)

セイウンスカイ

X · Jan 14, 2026, 9:39 AM

[tender rain]

And Tokino or should I say Tazuna was undefeated

Hearing this Almond Eye immediately challenge Tazuna to a race

[robust holly]

which ogurin is better

the latest one has less wit and no angling but have a max SPD

[robust holly]

oh i thought that's maruzen for a sec

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/simonrojas937/status/2011617921882341516?s=20

ImSimon!93.7 (@simonrojas937)

English Translation 英訳版です。
Forgive me Nature...
By @Tanuki_Touka
#ウマ娘英訳 #ウマ娘 #UmaTranslations #umamusume

X · Jan 15, 2026, 1:54 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/HIBIKI_zerocodo/status/1806281321871818894

H.B.K@冬コミ&ARプロジェクト (@HIBIKI_zerocodo)

端に追い詰めて純粋に噛むドリームジャーニー

#ウマ娘
#ドリームジャーニー

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 27, 2024, 11:00 AM

[pine thorn]

https://fixupx.com/EnuMiyan/status/2011650281478766691?s=20

えぬみ@Skeb募集中 (@EnuMiyan)

いい天気だなあ

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FixupX · Jan 15, 2026, 4:02 AM

[pallid dragon]

"Ohh you munching my uniform button, lemme munch your ears"

[rich echo]

Someone is about to be bred.

And it's not the horses.

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/BlackUMA564/status/2011461177549914212

BlackUMA (@BlackUMA564)

blank room
#ウマ娘 #우마무스메
#ドリームジャーニー #ウインバリアシオン

X · Jan 14, 2026, 3:31 PM

[pallid dragon]

Bruh, this fanart triggers some PTSD in me 💀

[scarlet canopy]

I just realised. Palmer just casually calls Helios "My sun" in front of everyone all the time. Do you think the other students just look at her with pity?

[pallid dragon]

Calling a girl who have "Helios" in her name "My sun"

Interesting

[limber steeple]

She does that?

[rich echo]

Pity?

[wicked rapids]

Day 64 of daily Stego

[scarlet canopy]

In one of their stories iirc

https://x.com/i/status/2011760228128473524

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

Unconsciously Cheap Shot-Filled Present by @nueco

Such a pure and beautiful smile. Amen

Clean by Walter
#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Jan 15, 2026, 11:19 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2011758638004912431

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

A Manga About Trainer Fangirling over Vodka x Scarlet on Valentines Day by @nueco

It's not hard to make shipping comments when it comes to Vodka and Scarlet

Clean by Walter
#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

X · Jan 15, 2026, 11:13 AM

[limber steeple]

https://vxtwitter.com/__agnestachyon/status/2011729011282755835?s=46&t=5MEGr1l2EF77GieFkVqkAQ

라잇 ⌬ (@__AgnesTachyon)

As an aside, I heard that if the stamina, power, and guts stats are all set to 1, a struggling expression appears during the race.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/3 · Jan 15, 2026, 9:15 AM

Ppl that do this should have their trainer license revoked

[solar cosmos]

Brought Fine Motion home! Gold City and Hishin Amazon tagged along as well

[summer haven]

you mean Gold City :v

[celest frost]

Not quite 10 yet but its a start

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/umapotato345243/status/2010575469423538236?s=20

🐴🥔 (@umapotato345243)

커미션 연다고 그린 샘플스골

X · Jan 12, 2026, 4:52 AM

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/i/status/1689609791616987136

藍月要@C107水曜日東カ-31ab (@aizuki_illust)

トレーナーのDV彼女にブチギレすぎて口調が変わるウマ娘チャンピオンシップ②
#ウマ娘 #グラスワンダー

X · Aug 10, 2023, 12:09 PM

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/Sadtiger_117/status/2011811737910309218?s=20

Sadtiger (@Sadtiger_117)

英語版です! [EN]

Trainer's Abusive Girlfriend Makes Umamusumes So Furious That They Break Character Championship ②

Translation/英訳 @TheParacite
Typeset/植字工@Sadtiger_117

#ウマ娘 #umamusume #UmaTranslations

X · Jan 15, 2026, 2:44 PM

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2011391114750943715

よねだともミズ (@yonedatomomizu)

X · Jan 14, 2026, 10:53 AM

[knotty raptor]

How?

[celest frost]

Wait for the whales to finish the 6th test

Its then that the trainee they used for that test show up there

[knotty raptor]

ooohh

[celest frost]

An example on jp

[knotty raptor]

is the list taking from your friends?

I mean follow list

[robust holly]

What's the best umas for the trainer test event

Like which ones have the most skills innately that fulfill the test

[knotty raptor]

First one I used Bakusin. Second I used Wedding groove, but I think Taiki also works

[celest frost]

Nope

Its based on the 6th test leaderboard

[knotty raptor]

ahhh ok

[celest frost]

The important part is the skills you can get

Focus on your vets and supoca deck

[robust holly]

yea i mean some umas have innate skills that's part of the scores

like shuttle having mile maven

[knotty raptor]

https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/trainer-exam

A lot easier to view the skills in this site

[pine thorn]

Nachuah

[pallid dragon]

You don't even have hair bro...
https://x.com/i/status/2011984240465064129

えいち@C107(火)東7【L-10b】 (@echieichi_)

24コマでなでなでのイメージを作りトレースするタイプのトレーナーとなでなでされるキタちゃん

X · Jan 16, 2026, 2:09 AM

[steep valley]

me fr2

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/JTLKLM/status/2011780057514332290

JT (@JTLKLM)

デザートは一口もあげませんわ

X · Jan 15, 2026, 12:38 PM

[merry apex]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[scarlet canopy]

I like how the EN umamusume artists are all fighting over trying to bring wholesomeness to an Uma OC and i'm just there whispering into everybody's ears like a god damn angst shoulder devil

[celest frost]

johnhollow when i get you johnhollow

[scarlet canopy]

Oh right. You dont know about it. I'm the one giving johnhollow his ideas.

IT WAS ME, BARRY RED, I WAS THE ONE WHO PLANTED THE SEEDS OF ANGST

On a side note, here's some FineShakur

[robust holly]

How good is NY urara when attempting the arima kinen win

vs her OG

[tender rain]

Well keep doing it

[scarlet canopy]

Well, yeah, i have been doing it. I'm sitting on a connected Uma OC idea so angst that i'm probably not gonna bring up to the artisrs

[tender rain]

Nah do

Let the angst flow

[scarlet canopy]

I wouls do it myself, but i can't draw

It's less angst and more bittersweet.

So the reason why Road Block was stood up during the date is because ||her date had gotten into an bad car accident on the way there. Her sister Traffic Lights was attending to the case, which is why she was going home from shift so late||.

My idea was that ||The uma OC is actually RB's date's sister, who had just completed her debut, with her dream being that of being a successful runner. But as she was about to be dropped off on the way to the date, the accident happened. The injuries she had required a leg amputation, forever dashing her dreams. So she decided to change her dreams to studying the health science course, to be a therapist helping umas get back on their feet after their injuries||

And in the character sheet, it would also have ||her tracen runner student ID covered in blood and damaged, with a newer health science ID under it||

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2012038085878694106

โน่ 🥕 (@JohnHoll0w)

My favorite Vodsca account just blocked me, time to double, triple, quadruple the Angst. It's all in or nothing

X · Jan 16, 2026, 5:43 AM

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2011401336034926788 you know it's bad when he had to put me on blast

โน่ 🥕 (@JohnHoll0w)

Bro

X · Jan 14, 2026, 11:33 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2011165754381742112

Aetheran (@Aethelran)

@JohnHoll0w Do it john. Take my suggestion.

Make it so that her date got attacked by a criminal along the way or got into a traffic accident as he was going to the date.

Replace angst with different angst.

X · Jan 13, 2026, 7:57 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2011485586322800918

flaming taco (@EL_Gabbibbo)

@JohnHoll0w How evil do you have to be to make fucking John concerned

X · Jan 14, 2026, 5:08 PM

And the worst part:

[pine thorn]

Schrodinger Uma

[scarlet canopy]

Both a guy and a girl at the same time until you check

[pine thorn]

It was in a dark room so I'm not sure

https://x.com/umamuchan/status/2012021656932512128?s=20

umachan (@umamuchan)

Umamusume English Translation
"Mystifying murmur"

Author's note:
Mystifying murmurs into Nature's naked ears = Critical hit

#NiceNature
#Umamusume
#UmaTranslations
#英訳

X · Jan 16, 2026, 4:38 AM

https://fixupx.com/Sadtiger_117/status/2011664690120953935?s=20

Sadtiger (@Sadtiger_117)

英語版です! [EN]
︀︀
︀︀Brian and Boundaries
︀︀
︀︀Translation/英訳 @TheParacite
︀︀Typeset/植字工@Sadtiger_117
︀︀
︀︀#ウマ娘 #umamusume #UmaTranslations

怒屋ことなり🆕C107(火)東M44b (@kotonari) を引用
︀
ブライアンと距離感
︀︀#ウマ娘

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FixupX · Jan 15, 2026, 5:00 AM

[tender rain]

TENGOKU!

[pallid dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QUU-ycBjpzo?si=l52-LkN-I-ydCCMI

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2011967719504298116

青山ちさと (@132109chisato)

IRIS OUT ☕💣

X · Jan 16, 2026, 1:04 AM

[celest frost]

Ugh, have at it queen

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/soiyamike/status/2011757408142643608

月雪ミケ🎨Skeb/FANBOX (@soiyamike)

リクエストありがとうです✨
第二弾 誰選ぶ❓
#ウマ娘

SFW水着イラスト完成版
(デアリングタクト、ブエナビスタ、シーザリオ)

X · Jan 15, 2026, 11:08 AM

[steep valley]

all plz

[rich echo]

Yaaaaas!

Inari One added to the Support Wheel!

[robust holly]

https://x.com/PunnyRudolf/status/2012008334875119859?s=20

Symboli Rudolf (@PunnyRudolf)

Maruzensky used bills again to pay at a cashless register. I told her: "Maruzensky, again that's digital."

X · Jan 16, 2026, 3:45 AM

[limber steeple]

Making johnhollow concerned is an achievement of itself, like, what is this AK ahh plot in the funny honse game

[scarlet canopy]

i'm the devil whispering over his shoulder. Praising him whenever he does angst and giving him more suggestions

[limber steeple]

I don't think the uma community can take this type of content

[pine thorn]

Do not hurry in life. If February didn't March, April May.

[scarlet canopy]

well, sucks to be them then. You need the angst to balance the happiness.

[limber steeple]

*to better appreciate the happiness

[scarlet canopy]

No. To balance it.

[merry apex]

https://youtu.be/m8lbpRawvR8?si=MMgzbA0s44c-Bzhd

"Let's all be fillies and not tell Stay Gold"

[wicked rapids]

Day 65 of daily Stego

[limber steeple]

Stego has the secret ability of being present for every important event

[pallid dragon]

Wdym bro, this is Stay "i'm everywhere" Gold we're talking about, ofc she's there

[scarlet canopy]

Nah, stego's just one of the girlies

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/kabotya4/status/2012125178759905760?s=20

かぼちゃ☭ (@kabotya4)

今年もバクシン

X · Jan 16, 2026, 11:30 AM

[weak kettle]

Damn! What’s her work out plan?

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/pixbails/status/1998937551877664953

Bails (@pixbails)

#ウマ娘 #우마무스메 #umamusume

X · Dec 11, 2025, 2:07 AM

[summer haven]

Goo Goo Babbies

It’s Creek, you forget?

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/sasapoliton/status/2011025311153209683

sasanon (@sasapoliton)

乾燥してるので加湿器を用意するシュヴァル

X · Jan 13, 2026, 10:39 AM

[celest frost]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-lock-in-gif-16581150521513437823

That riff is mine

[pallid dragon]

taking care of her (and my) kids

[pallid dragon]

Okay, she looks so hot with this outfit 😳
https://x.com/i/status/2012167114753274061

同志たつとでっかいの【火曜 | 東 F-03a】 (@um6ra1)

自分の色に染まったキタちゃん。

X · Jan 16, 2026, 2:16 PM

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/seiunskys/status/2012263048837480715?s=20

Seiun Sky (@seiunskys)

two highest numerical values that equate to thirteen!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 16, 2026, 8:37 PM

[celest frost]

theres so much of this on this twt acc

[wicked rapids]

@amano_miko

[rich echo]

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2012410665219084760

Trivust (@Twovust)

I got inspired

X · Jan 17, 2026, 6:24 AM

[limber steeple]

Someone really likes TM Opera O

[wicked rapids]

The artist draws her perfectly that all of its arts for Opera O are shareable.

[pallid dragon]

You know how insane it is when a horse with these achievements never won Horse of the Year
https://x.com/i/status/2012457572830490942

Himari (@himariarchive)

Looking at Gold Ship achievement on 2012. Double crown + Arima Kinen should be enough to win HOTY in the normal year.

Sadly 2012 is anything but normal

X · Jan 17, 2026, 9:30 AM

Orfevre and Gentildonna are monsters

[limber steeple]

Wait, who won HOTY then?

Orfevre?

[pallid dragon]

Gentildonna won the 2012 HotY

She won again in 2014

[limber steeple]

Oh damn

[pallid dragon]

Meanwhile Orfevre only won HotY in 2011

[pallid dragon]

2012 was the year where Gentildonna won the Triple Tiara

[wicked rapids]

Day 66 of daily Stego

[limber steeple]

Oh ok that makes sense

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1462051063518466150/RDT_20260117_1240515665714351211270691.jpg?ex=696cc8a9&is=696b7729&hm=7698844035fd67330c01a4f9bd5039a58f82eb43244fd28ea4c79b845042cbcd&

[limber steeple]

Poor Ardan

[stoic juniper]

https://x.com/kopperion/status/2012499360354087402?s=19

KOPPERION (@kopperion)

VRウマレーターの誤作動事件
突如として発生したVRウマレーターの誤作動。それはシステム内で生まれた“三女神“と言われるAIによる暴走が原因であった。
学園側は対策として有志による救援チームを編成するも、システム側はこれらに対応し、事態は悪化...

X · Jan 17, 2026, 12:16 PM

[summer haven]

oh shoot more umalator :v

[celest frost]

wait, laurel umalator!?

[summer haven]

"The sudden malfunction of the VR Horse Simulator was caused by a runaway AI known as the "Three Goddesses" that emerged within the system.

As a countermeasure, the academy assembled a volunteer rescue team, but the system responded to these efforts, and the situation continued to deteriorate.

To stop the rampaging Three Goddesses, the collective wisdom of academy staff, students, URA executives, the Satono Group, and others was brought together, leading to the development of a "counter program.""

so

some poor translation

UH THAT MIDDLE ONE'S ECLIPSE

[stoic juniper]

Is three main sireline from 3 goddess

Their AI act as counter program again rampaging three goddesses AI

Considering they said rescue mission

[limber steeple]

I'm sorry, what in the actual fuck

[stoic juniper]

I wonder if they gonna summon uma musume ai to aid or bring uma musume from outside

[summer haven]

so

looked this up proper

and looked at the names

these are the 3 foundational horses of thoroughbread

which is weird cause the middle one translates to Eclipse

[limber steeple]

Is that straight up Eclipse in the middle??

[stoic juniper]

Is
Matchen
Eclipse
Herod

I hope they just summon ai frankel to fight ai kiscem

[summer haven]

so

to provide some "lore"

[stoic juniper]

Number one horse on modern era vs number one horse from long ago

Is 1800s that long too hmmm

Well i guess yeah

[summer haven]

Herod is a british thoroughbred and was Essentially the Manhattan Cafe to Sunday Silence.

Throughh Herod the sire line of Byerley Turk was kept alive.

[stoic juniper]

Well you can also use black caviar since both mare

But black caviar is short distance mostly sprint
Kiscem 1/3 of her career is sprint the other mix of miles to long(some of them is exhibition match still though)

[summer haven]

so

the issue with the identities here

[stoic juniper]

Out of three eclipse sire line is the most successfull(as in 80% or more throughbred is come from him)

[summer haven]

is that they can't Actually be the 3 GOddesses unless its the Artist's interpretation of htem

[stoic juniper]

The three goddesses AI is there

[summer haven]

ok hold on

[stoic juniper]

This one is counter program

[summer haven]

looked this up

[limber steeple]

Don't we have an actual representation of the 3 goddesses in-game?

[summer haven]

Eclipse, Matchem, and Herod

ok got it, Basically these 3 Continued the line

[stoic juniper]

The story is 3 goddesses AI from the scenario in games goes error

[celest frost]

yeah so presumably these are the counter programs

[stoic juniper]

And starting to basically places death game

[summer haven]

Barb, Turk, and Arabian are the Base Sirelines, they established it

Herod, Matchem, and Eclipse continued each line

[stoic juniper]

If you can't defeat the opponent the 3 goddesses give to you
You can't go back to reality

And the opponent is diabolical lmao

[summer haven]

Herod kept Turk going

Eclipse with Barb

and Matchem with Arabian

[stoic juniper]

Yes

[summer haven]

so essentially, Umalator created the successors of the OG three

and outside Herod, Eclipse and Match were pretty good

the problem is that we don't have Herod's racing history

or at least readily available

Eclipse is obviously the flawless winner with the famous line and Match was 10 Wins of 12 Starts

[stoic juniper]

I means like two the three goddesses is war horse

The three sireline probably just act as the head program for the mission

Uh sunday should be when uma jp announce new banner right for 19 january

[celest frost]

one more month until ebayan and 5th anni

[summer haven]

It’ll be Tama after the Oguri banner goes away

Sadge my luck has seemingly leached out into Arknights so I couldn’t even get Hoshi alter

[pallid dragon]

https://youtu.be/I9huhAA3IbM?si=8NVnFprM1TPULCyo

[rich echo]

Dare to say "No" to that mare.

https://fixupx.com/hu_min5/status/1805894958731366419

ふ〜みん (@hu_min5)

まとめて捻り潰す
︀︀#ウマ娘 #ジェンティルドンナ

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FixupX · Jun 26, 2024, 9:24 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2012526012589056129

林檎好き🌸🎹🍎 (@R_g_jol)

#これを見た人は何か赤いものをあげる見た人強制

X · Jan 17, 2026, 2:02 PM

[robust holly]

Imagine if haru urara meet zippy chippy in umalator

[summer haven]

Haru fundamentally wins

Zippy was just a prick from minute one

Haru at least cooperated (to an extent)

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1462114436230807825/FB_IMG_1768665624192.jpg?ex=696d03ae&is=696bb22e&hm=a6272e8e458f75264d6e1cf2149ada297851b21374eec8ef591afea5509ccf3d&

[robust holly]

The one who never gives up
Vs
The one who never gives a fck

[wicked rapids]

Wife

[boreal wedge]

Oh damn, the Umalator VR Error series huh. Still remember some of the matchups for it, the one for Silence Suzuka is insane, for example.

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/nasmt_ndk/status/2011775240427413758?s=20

ナヅカ🍻C107→12/30(火)東M41b (@nasmt_ndk)

めにしゅきタキオンは描いておきたかった

X · Jan 15, 2026, 12:19 PM

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-shyboos-smile-gif-24233810

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2012519877437788167

Hishi Miracle (@Hishi_Mirakuru)

"taki doing eishin flash's g1 perhaps ,,,"

they turned all her clothes brown how does a glitch even result in this

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 17, 2026, 1:38 PM

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/kasugaemu/status/2012440890607059013?s=46

春日えむ (@kasugaemu)

#ウマ娘 #たぬき #umamusume
ぼくみて

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 17, 2026, 8:24 AM

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2012722340988362775

ウマ娘プロジェクト公式アカウント (@uma_musu)

【新育成ウマ娘紹介】
新たに登場する★3[Miracle Author]キセキの情報を一部ご紹介！

詳細は、1/19から開催するガチャ画面右上の[育成ウマ娘詳細]をご確認ください！

#ウマ娘 #ゲームウマ娘

X · Jan 18, 2026, 3:02 AM

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLE?

[celest frost]

That is such a weird set of evo skills

Going from Late to Front

[stoic juniper]

Holy shit

Wonder if she ever get runaway in her secret event skill

[tender rain]

Ikr

[limber steeple]

I did not think it'd ever be real, but an uma with front and late aptitudes does exist

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/echieichi_/status/2011836341550792839

えいち@C107(火)東7【L-10b】 (@echieichi_)

LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!
Beginning of a New Era — North America release confirmed!!
Uma Musume is the best. Period.
Let’s witness their run!!!

(Please remain quiet during the screening.)

X · Jan 15, 2026, 4:22 PM

[robust holly]

Pick your poison

People who only say Agnes
Vs
People who only say Miracle

At least the Miracles can use what other umas call them when referring to them

[merry apex]

Who?

[robust holly]

kiseki

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2012750283315556473

Shen Comix (@shenanigansen)

https://t.co/Javss4SPO6

QRT: Seahawks
Seahawks exceed the limit.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 18, 2026, 4:53 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2012742012383203416

xz* - Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

Seahawks exceed the limit.

X · Jan 18, 2026, 4:21 AM

[merry apex]

Got Xmas NTR

[tender rain]

Bro got NTR'd

[steep valley]

i want

[wicked rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/CoolchouZhao/status/2012536385836593384

Coolchou Zhao (@CoolchouZhao)

I was told to post this, how unfortunate.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 17, 2026, 2:44 PM

[pallid dragon]

Damn it, i want Christmas Oguri Cap, not Christmas Biwa Hayahide! 😭

[robust holly]

shaking her weeks

[scarlet canopy]

Mood

[pine thorn]

https://fixupx.com/a_ben19/status/2012777661286715682?s=20

SAKADAEX (@a_ben19)

距離感が近いイクノ
︀︀英訳版です
︀︀
︀︀#ウマ娘 #イクノディクタス #ウマ娘英訳 #Umamusume #UmaTranslations

羽付 (@hanetsuki_777) を引用
︀
距離感が近いイクノ

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FixupX · Jan 18, 2026, 6:42 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/Seahawks/status/2012742012383203416?s=20

xz* - Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

Seahawks exceed the limit.

X · Jan 18, 2026, 4:21 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2012824866311843925

モカ (@mokaore_uma)

キセキの実装が早いと思ったけど他にも早かったウマ娘結構居るんだね

X · Jan 18, 2026, 9:50 AM

The disparity still gets me

[celest frost]

Also Shen spreading propaganda

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2012773971612074438

RagingAsn (@RagingAsn_)

EN Translation by @RagingAsn_

영어 번역입니다!
다음에 또 봐요!
#UmaTranslations

X · Jan 18, 2026, 6:28 AM

[stoic juniper]

Tbh for miracle

You can't call hishi miracle

Hishi because there is ton of hishi
You also can't call her miracle because ks miracle exist
Also kiseki means miracle too

[scarlet canopy]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2012545886967181769

落伍者 (@da_straggler)

ステイゴールドと品のある栗毛のウマ娘の続き

落伍者 (@da_straggler) を引用
︀
ステイゴールドと品のある栗毛のウマ娘

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FxTwitter · Jan 17, 2026, 3:21 PM

[scarlet canopy]

We also have to call Fuji Kiseki as Fuji now

[celest frost]

People call her Fuji anyway

[celest frost]

And so we got Mirako or Hishimi for Hishi Miracle and Kei for K.S. Miracle

[stoic juniper]

Mirako still sound like japanese prounounciation for miracle

But yeah hishimi actually distinct enough

[wicked rapids]

Day brain rot (67) of daily Stego

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2012855691518886401

村先ヒムロ/Himuro (@HimuroMurasak)

Skebリクエストありがとうございます
Thanks for the commission.

#ウマ娘
#ロイヤルファミリー
#umamusume

X · Jan 18, 2026, 11:52 AM

[celest frost]

Its

A combination of Miracle and Ko

Which is a suffix for a small person or child

And the way you sound them off is different enough

If its Miracle it ends with kuru whereas Mirako is ko

[summer haven]

Gimlet and Gimlings

[pine thorn]

https://misskey.io/notes/a7lbpqhvhgi00ddm

[merry apex]

https://x.com/R_g_jol/status/2012795450022154727?s=20

林檎好き🌸🎹🍎 (@R_g_jol)

Crimson Souls

X · Jan 18, 2026, 7:53 AM

[haughty warren]

This will have to do

Stamina is a bit low, but I'm hoping that since the champions meeting is only 2500 meters, it will do

[celest frost]

uhhh
#1454304506828296335 message

[merry apex]

oooh

It was yesterday thought

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/jouge2983/status/1964211212536668579?s=20 winvari tries to pull a cheval grand

日常 (@CRI9370)

バリオル

X · Sep 6, 2025, 6:17 AM

[scarlet canopy]

Oh, it's Royal Family.

[celest frost]

tru but still

[pallid dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-umamusume-meme-gif-7811259993270459349

[pine thorn]

[summer haven]

I mena yeah...

but also like

image they used is kind of an irony as thats Literally Special Week's story

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/tayamainurouX/status/2012769785260437716

犬山たろう@2月から低浮上 (@tayamainurouX)

賢さトレーニング(将棋)後のドーベルさん
#メジロドーベル

X · Jan 18, 2026, 6:11 AM

[limber steeple]

you just described 80% of the racehorses in the whole industry

[pine thorn]

I know

[limber steeple]

more Family-chan fanart

[limber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-エイシンフラッシュ-eishinflash-eishin-flash-gif-14727567635791026501

[pine thorn]

The Umas that we play are like the top 0.1% of the Uma population

[limber steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1462418759385092213/RDT_20260118_1255162647614976044413522.jpg?ex=696e1f1a&is=696ccd9a&hm=675327418f1a5e296e361ae9bbb9000f5c315df9e69bee7a0c22aabc3cfc4174&

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2012909861592326637

Bita (@Marghe_Bita)

X · Jan 18, 2026, 3:28 PM

[high dock]

https://x.com/i/status/2012801433314439278

ぱたにーと (@teenatap)

Skebにてリクエスト頂いた光のコヤンスカヤ（FGO）の仮装をするビワハヤヒデ

X · Jan 18, 2026, 8:17 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2012903355895705863

amaxa@skeb初心者 (@amaxa58700)

戯れ
「超雷龍-サンダー・ドラゴンッッ！！」

X · Jan 18, 2026, 3:02 PM

[summer haven]

My autisms merged again

https://x.com/trench37091927/status/2011814433509818587?s=46

EagleTwo 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Trench37091927)

Matikanefukukitaru of Sorcerer squadron

#umamusume x #ACECOMBAT

X · Jan 15, 2026, 2:55 PM

https://x.com/trench37091927/status/2008538288936956292?s=46

EagleTwo 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Trench37091927)

Symboli Kris S of Grun Squadron
more #acecombat x #umamusume

X · Jan 6, 2026, 1:56 PM

[celest frost]

Dont you love it when your autism gets doubled

[summer haven]

I do

Cause it makes me realize Mayano being Blaze was the obvious answer

Call Almond Eye Strider 1/ Mage 2/ Spare 15/ Three Strikes/Trigger the way she’s insane like he is

[celest frost]

Ai is competitive tho, not insane

I dont have nearly enough credentials to talk about Ace Combat so

Still need to see if ac7 runs on this piece of shit laptop

[summer haven]

Canonically

• 1v1’d the Amazon Delivery Airship packaging lasers and not packages 3 different times

• Flew at afterburner speed through a tunnel in a mountain

• 1v1’d a drone firing the Gatling of an A10 Warthog but even Faster

• Sank 5 Naval Fleets by himself

• Destoyed a state of the art Submarine and the Air Force that could launch out of it

• 1 v 2’d drones that mimicked his flying style without any repercussions

• 1v1’d a Pilot 30 years his senior who initially by comparison has Much better skills

• Flew through a cavern system on afterburner (aka Full Speed) at Night

• Snuck through a radar surveillance grid by himself

• Flew at Mach 2 through an underground tunnel and flew vertically up through a space elevator pulling 10 Gs right after

Aka

Average Ace Combat Protagonist

[limber steeple]

nah, Almond Eye will definitely be Cipher, bro stacked up enemy ace kill counts like she stacked G1 crowns

[summer haven]

Too old

Besides that goes to Opera anyways

[limber steeple]

ok nvm you have a point

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2012924117985722538

Sadtiger (@Sadtiger_117)

英語版です! [EN]

Trainer's Abusive Girlfriend Makes Umamusumes So Furious That They Break Character Championship

Translation/英訳 @TheParacite
Typeset/植字工@Sadtiger_117

#ウマ娘 #umamusume #UmaTranslations

X · Jan 18, 2026, 4:24 PM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/muku_ten1215/status/2012890469232234906

むく、 (@muku_ten1215)

「トレーナーさーん、見てますかー？」

X · Jan 18, 2026, 2:11 PM

[celest frost]

Fuck now that i think about it Thunder Dragon is kind of a shoo-in for Tama

Guess Ogurin's getting Eater of Millions lmao

[haughty warren]

When is make a new track starting?

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2012734697835479189

ImSimon!93.7 (@simonrojas937)

English Translation 英訳版です。
Alluring Aroma.
I love Inner Still being the silly one in these comics xD.
By @dmrngs
#ウマ娘英訳 #ウマ娘 #UmaTranslations #umamusume

X · Jan 18, 2026, 3:52 AM

[celest frost]

https://x.com/i/status/2013039309910372463

牛柄生産工場 (@Ushibikinisuki)

X · Jan 19, 2026, 12:02 AM

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-lock-in-gif-16581150521513437823

Gentil would kinda kill it as Lady Lab honestly

Then we could have Ver as the hero to maintain the Genver agenda

[stoic juniper]

Almost perfect if contrail here

[pallid dragon]

I'm guessing Contrail is the one on Kiseki's right side, so if Cygames add Contrail, they will re-work this cutscene by panning the camera more

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/prkndisk091/status/1781251709765034287?s=20

ぷりじろう🌸 (@prkndisk091)

デジたん百面相
#ウマ娘

X · Apr 19, 2024, 9:21 AM

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/yu_cat222/status/2012883907809513537

湯猫子 (@yu_cat222)

♡

X · Jan 18, 2026, 1:44 PM

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/uma_musu_en/status/2013108003168526555?s=46

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

SegaPrize has announced two prototype prize figures of Satono Diamond and Aston Machan!

#umamusume

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 19, 2026, 4:35 AM

[stuck tulip]

Starting Uma on JP
Missed Stego, Gentidolna, orfevre

And now.....i have no idea what am i doing

[pine thorn]

When you don't know what to do, the answer is always the Uma

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2013126784984686994

Claius Sho, Grand Vizier of King Halo (@claius_s)

They're making shonen manga references to Kiseki...

FORGET CONTRAIL, JUST A WAY NOW HAS A WAY!

X · Jan 19, 2026, 5:50 AM

[tender rain]

Jump

[stuck tulip]

Ah yes Doing Uma in Uma Game

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-gif-21373815

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/Herohero_illust/status/2011795626628092209?s=20

Herohero@C107 １日目 東F-24b (@Herohero_illust)

お題　ドリジャ

X · Jan 15, 2026, 1:40 PM

[pallid dragon]

Do a backflip

[tender rain]

Stand on the train rail

[pine thorn]

Take control of a Wing

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2013114076566860132

アッキー(二代目) (@kusakari27)

ネタが細かいw
#ウマ娘
#キセキ

X · Jan 19, 2026, 4:59 AM

If this is Global server, i bet the titles would get localized

[pine thorn]

https://x.com/lyn49556/status/2012945179955642800?s=20

lyn (@lyn49556)

Is this why Special Week is obsèsséd with Suzuka?

#Umamusume

X · Jan 18, 2026, 5:48 PM

https://fixupx.com/amano_miko/status/2012903349054537896?s=20

あまの (@amano_miko)

これはトレオペみ　またちょっと動く

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FixupX · Jan 18, 2026, 3:02 PM

[stuck tulip]

Spe and her greed smh

[pallid dragon]

https://youtu.be/g9Dvn1E4OHI?si=kgA5CL-INo4o5hqG

[fierce cairn]

hmmm

Isekai of an Uma and her Trainer

[pine thorn]

I'm not touching CM bro

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/05_ow88/status/2012916539083673816

5 (@05_ow88)

니니노김렛이라도 사랑이 하고싶어

X · Jan 18, 2026, 3:54 PM

[pine thorn]

https://youtu.be/Fl_qutGDUHI?si=_wh8LnfaNX6uDFX4

[pallid dragon]

The girl on the book kinda look like Senjougahara but with horse ears

Anyway...

A very good video that explained not only Opera O but also Opera O's jockey, Wada Ryuji, and their bond
https://youtu.be/kcr9MJ1YT_U?si=3nRLiYVzyidbUQMU

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/pixbails/status/2012835090850591108

Bails (@pixbails)

#ウマ娘 #우마무스메 #umamusume

X · Jan 18, 2026, 10:30 AM

[pine thorn]

To some Uma, there's no such things as human rights

Only husband rights, and they're the one who decides it

[rich echo]

"15 foals minimum, Dear."

[pine thorn]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2002333780368138453

鍋ぷよ (@nabesaoripuyo)

たとえば君がいるだけで2　#ウマ娘

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FixupX · Dec 20, 2025, 11:02 AM

[celest frost]

Trust me that Taiki aint ever touching CM

Shes bad

Like stupidly bad

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2012752436096540764

juicetin (@juiceetin)

there was fr a dude in space watching the kikkashou what a legend

X · Jan 18, 2026, 5:02 AM

[merry apex]

https://fixupx.com/MagBurubon/status/2013088994658066906?s=20

まぐ🐴 (@MagBurubon)

メインストーリーのジャパンカップ、モブウマ娘からキセキに差し替えられてるじゃん!!

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FixupX · Jan 19, 2026, 3:19 AM

[merry apex]

next, learn japanese

[stuck tulip]

Already perfected it

Ni hao ma

[pallid dragon]

That's chinese

[celest frost]

[stuck tulip]

I didn't say i wanna speak japanese

[pallid dragon]

K

[stuck tulip]

But fr tho i need to absord all the new info now

[merry apex]

Other than pull for more suppoca and learning scenario mechanic, maybe.... making parents with rental deck

or getting high rank in team trials for carats

[robust holly]

*next CM

[celest frost]

Did i stutter

Most of these builds are for optimizing point gain

They will never be seen in any endgame modes

High rank does not equal good

Especially at this point in time where the only way to achieve this is to do budget MANT

[pallid dragon]

https://x.com/i/status/2013033003191009645

どたぷ (@GUNHED__507)

X · Jan 18, 2026, 11:37 PM

[wicked rapids]

Day 68 of daily Stego

[rich echo]

https://tenor.com/view/detected-stegosaurus-gif-22165084

[limber steeple]

So they do retroactively update cutscenes with new umas

[celest frost]

For the first time yeah

At least it should be the first

[celest frost]

Reminds me of that one art with a married DigiDober

[rich echo]

...m-Married?

[celest frost]

https://x.com/ChahanRamen2/status/2011996831455039846?s=20

Chahan🍜 (@ChahanRamen2)

リクエスト

X · Jan 16, 2026, 3:00 AM

https://x.com/manjo_9257/status/2013220271222583599?s=20

_Manjo_(ワリト) (@manjo_9257)

Kris S's unique skill is kinda OP.
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Jan 19, 2026, 12:01 PM

[robust holly]

ye but only for small gaps like if they're at least 1 rank between each other (A vs A+, A+ vs S)

[robust holly]

tracen has a very lax rules when it comes to bringing weapons to the track

from rice's dagger to ethereal sniper from kris s

[celest frost]

the rank system is a score that is tallied from your stats, skills, aptitude and remaining skill point

so like i said before

at this point in time

this high of a rank does not mean the uma is good in a specific category

its just that shes has a shitton of skills which inflate her rank score

[stuck tulip]

Alright first time

In conclusion
I've still had no idea what am i doing
Global acc look so depressing now

[celest frost]

damn you got buena?

[stuck tulip]

I have no idea who is who

Aside from anime cast
Everyone is pretty much "who? Why you're hair look like that"

[celest frost]

oh wait no im stupid

thats rhein kraft lmao

[stuck tulip]

See......i believe you for a moment

[limber steeple]

just read

[stuck tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[summer haven]

referring to Buena Vista but thats Rhein Kraft as he said

https://tenor.com/view/buenavista-umamusume-uma-musume-umabuena-uma-buena-vista-gif-11056781310698244586

Buena Vista

[stuck tulip]

I seee

[summer haven]

https://vxtwitter.com/lunarandsunny/status/2013278116051869783?s=20

Lunar & Sunny 🐴 (@lunarandsunny)

The full Gold Ship trampling incident

QRT: lunarandsunny
GOLSHI NOOOOO

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 19, 2026, 3:51 PM

[robust holly]

which oguri for next cm

[trim ice]

erm

all of these are so cooked

at best its the one with the B stam

[robust holly]

since coguri would bring 3 blue skills, she doesnt need a lot of STA + GUT anyways

[trim ice]

no mid race skills

[robust holly]

the 1300 STA + GUT requirement are for other umas

[trim ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375230616882380875/1451196305618636823/tumblr_b46956423d87025e3608dd0ffd0c72e3_f362c7a8_75.webp

[robust holly]

her unique can be one (plus curvature)

[trim ice]

couldve sacced innate experience for its on

[robust holly]

isnt innate ex a required skill for her

from the room matches i did a good chunk of other coguri won using it

[trim ice]

u know wat i use

rudolf skill

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375230616882380875/1451196305618636823/tumblr_b46956423d87025e3608dd0ffd0c72e3_f362c7a8_75.webp

plus it gotta be on the inside rail

rudolf is alot more consistent anyways

[robust holly]

inner experience is very strong this cm because there's a lot of leeway that counts as near the inner rail

[trim ice]

already too much gambling for me

gotta wit check 4 recov

[summer haven]

Is Christmas Oguri so busted you can kinda get away with disregarding Maestro?

Still get Corner Recov but you can put those points towards like Stamina to Spare or Calm in a Crowd

It’s not a stamina regen obviously

Figured that since you already Need 3 Recov skills you can skimp Maestro

that or you can go the Other way and skimp Curvature and get Maestro

[stoic juniper]

3 white recovery + oguri own recovery

If you get atleast 700 stam with 400ish guts you can ignore maestro

That for 2500

3000-3200 do need maestro with 900-1000 stam prob

[robust holly]

yea plus she has gourmand built-in

the gold rec skill

[summer haven]

Fair

[limber steeple]

Sorta kinda but swinging maestro is still the most consistent recovery,

[summer haven]

Oh easily

Just I figure that given Oguri as mentioned Innately has Gourmand

[limber steeple]

Still you can't disregard stamina so much, a white recovery is only 1.5% while a gold is 5.5%

[summer haven]

Gourmand is gold though

[limber steeple]

It is, but just because you're gonna bring that many recoveries doesn't mean you can overlook stamina that much

[summer haven]

Oh no absolutely don’t

If I’m at D Stam late classic year something went wrong

[summer haven]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-vodka-uma-musume-gif-1543229567334978698

90 Pulls

On Christmas Oguri, and all I got was a dupe

on the plus side I made a generational run of a Tachyon (on my account at least)

[stuck tulip]

[robust holly]

https://fixvx.com/Hishi_Mirakuru/status/2013268691081716031?s=20

Hishi Miracle (@Hishi_Mirakuru)

getting late so im only gonna do 5 today

"l'arc Golshi in Eishin Flash g1 pose if it is not too much to ask 🙏"

it always goes back to eishin flash

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 19, 2026, 3:13 PM

[tender rain]

https://x.com/i/status/2013424518833021049

Idol Horse (@idolhorsedotcom)

🇯🇵 G1・5勝、2年連続のJRA最優秀短距離馬、ダイワメジャーが亡くなりました。25歳でした。

現役時代は皐月賞、天皇賞秋を制し、そして春秋マイル制覇を達成。

種牡馬としてもアドマイヤマーズやレシステンシアを輩出し、現役時代と同様にマイル路線...

X · Jan 20, 2026, 1:33 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2013429114636775445

Nakayama-San (@NakayamaFesuta1)

Rest in peace Daiwa Major
you've become grandsire of G1 winners and the pillar of Japanese Mile Distance🙏🙏

X · Jan 20, 2026, 1:51 AM

[celest frost]

[tender rain]

The fact that we were just talking about Daiwa Major

[pallid dragon]

Wait what? HE PASSED AWAY???

[pine thorn]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107269974

[pallid dragon]

Man, first is Dance In the Mood and now is Daiwa Major....

[scarlet canopy]

I like how orfevre just looks like a smaller Oriental Art, and Orfevre's children just look like a smaller orfevre

It's like stego's genes didnt even try

[pallid dragon]

Both Dance in the Mood (left) and Daiwa Major (right) used to be rivals over the mile, they raced together in 9 races and 7 of them were mile races

And now both of them has passed away, Dance in the Mood passed away yesterday and Daiwa Major passed away today

Rest in Peace 🙏

https://x.com/i/status/2013435412635885940

Nakayama-San (@NakayamaFesuta1)

Dance in the Mood passed away yesterday.
This photo shows her being gently pampered by her handler.

Beyond the fence stands a foal who would one day become her rival, Daiwa Major.

A quiet moment, captured long before their paths would cross, and long before it became a memory.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 2:16 AM

[tender rain]

Even in death their race goes on, such is the beauty of rivalries that stretch beyond life.

[scarlet canopy]

Daiwa Major chased Dance in the Mood to the afterlife to continue competing

[fierce cairn]

Atleast him and Vodka can finally reunite

Out of all the mares he got attracted to it was his sister's tomboy rival

[scarlet canopy]

Red Desire, Daiwa Scarlet and Daiwa Major all came from the same farm iirc

[steep valley]

evil digitan

[celest frost]

Agnes Physical

Or as i like to call it

Agnes

ARAHABAKI

[scarlet canopy]

https://fxtwitter.com/Kuwaiden/status/2013219475961901291

KuwaidenTL (@Kuwaiden)

Stay Gold x Trainer by @pmc_um
︀︀
︀︀Umas love to pre-order their trainers
︀︀
︀︀#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
︀︀#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

Quoting ポメラニアン (@pmc_um)
︀
ステトレ♀

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FxTwitter · Jan 19, 2026, 11:58 AM

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/2013453737461764192

Deculture🐟 (@magicalgirlnoir)

Not a vtuber but another expecting horse housewife, and today it's Narita Taishin, as a commission from Anonymous! Perhaps she's mellowed out a bit in her retirement years rather than being prickly as always?!

Thank you so much for your support!

X · Jan 20, 2026, 3:29 AM

[pine thorn]

[tender rain]

This is some high level research

[pine thorn]

She's 2cm bigger than Marvelous Sunday

[pallid dragon]

If you look at Daiwa Major's race record and you know that he was a very great miler, but what's more impressive about him is the fact that he finished at 3rd place in Arima Kinen twice, a miler finished in the Top 3 in Arima Kinen twice is crazy

[pallid dragon]

https://youtu.be/KSUDDfoAXeY?si=N7iYfm5QYf0GF0iV

[pine thorn]

Very necessary for the plot

[pine thorn]

Lessons from each career

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2013555373282861308

Nami⭐️ (@namikare4)

SFW

X · Jan 20, 2026, 10:13 AM

[celest frost]

First i saw uma klukai

Now Miyabi Tachyon

[wicked rapids]

https://x.com/pixbails/status/1932035365743042678?s=20

Bails (@pixbails)

X · Jun 9, 2025, 11:21 AM

[scarlet canopy]

https://x.com/i/status/2013516343362912413

RagingAsn (@RagingAsn_)

EN Translation by @RagingAsn_
Artist Comment: I'm Right Here

142cm...

영어 번역입니다!
다음에 또 봐요!
#UmaTranslations

X · Jan 20, 2026, 7:38 AM

[forest portal]

1200spd and long S

if you activate u=ma2, you can maybe live on great mood

just borderline

[pallid dragon]

Oguri Cap: it's okay to eat a lot of food as long as you keep running

[pine thorn]

+200 energy like the fatty she is

[wicked rapids]

Day 69 of daily Stego.

No more sad Stego, Oriental Art called and invited him to do the aforementioned.

[celest frost]

https://x.com/15qla/status/2013430246599475503?s=20

clacifi ☆ (@15qla)

the powerpuff girls of umaket 🩵🩷💚

X · Jan 20, 2026, 1:55 AM

[robust holly]

https://x.com/i/status/2013594613072724213

Symboli Rudolf (@PunnyRudolf)

Students if you get locked out of your dorm, have a talk with the lock because communication is key.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 12:49 PM

[pine thorn]

How can a room full of married people be empty?

Because there's not a single person there.

[summer haven]

POV: you're Festa

[summer haven]

https://x.com/Nebooler/status/2013615928617955596?s=20

Neb (@Nebooler)

Bro who is this LMFAOOSKS😭😭

X · Jan 20, 2026, 2:13 PM

yo Faker going crazy

[celest frost]

Damn Faker playing Uma now lmao

Polypuff got a new game to hunt him in

[summer haven]

he drew Haru on stream one time

https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2013627710225162519?s=20

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

🎂Happy birthday Symboli Kris S! (1/21)

You can read more about her here!
🔗https://t.co/XANn2s0CD6

#umamusume

X · Jan 20, 2026, 3:00 PM

[summer haven]

Only the goat could bring Haru the wins of the world

[summer haven]

btw

as of 2 hours ago

we got our rankings for the highest rated race horses in the world

with Calandagan taking the number one spot with a rating of 130

[merry apex]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ddRtHn88Pc4?si=qVyKLinHdFztWqME

[summer haven]

Forever Young, Ka Ying Rising, Masquerade Ball, Ombudsman, and Sovereignty in a 5 Way Tie for 2nd

Daryz, Romantic Wararior, and Sierra Leone are in 3 way tie for 7th

https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2013625235468083490?s=20

At The Races (@AtTheRaces)

The best in the world! 🌍

X · Jan 20, 2026, 2:50 PM

[stoic juniper]

Masq ball that high you thinks is timeform rating

[summer haven]

to at least put a scale

the highest rating ever Period

goes to Flightline from the US in 2022

hitting 140

Equinox I believe is the highest Japanese Race Horse at 135

which is funny

cause Treve, who won the Arc Twice, is not the highest rated horse in Europe

[rich echo]

Done!

[limber steeple]

Wdym Treve wasn't the highest rated European horse??

[summer haven]

in France, Treve is the highest rated

but across Europe not even close

[limber steeple]

[summer haven]

which is funny cause theres no bias here

the rating board that ranks this is Based in france

so looking it up again

the highest rating ever

is 140

tied between Frankel and Flightline

the Second highest

is 136

tied between Sea The Stars and Frankel Again (140 he got the year after)

3rd is 135

Between Equinox and Harbinger

lowest rating I see is 128

and its a prety common rating

Crystal Ocean, Enable, Waldgeist, City of Troy, and Laurel River

[rich echo]

By the way, Fun Uma Fact,

Biwa Hayahide as is pronounced, in Hungarian, Haj means "Hair".

Haja means Her Hair.

[summer haven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBjcJF0iXTc&t=1s