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It looked better than anything from EA to me
Lol I have a live theatre performance to do at 8:00 am tommorow morning
And I haven't memorized a lick of it
[laughs quietly at the fact im downloading the sims 4.....]
Dude, don't worry. We all sell out for The Sims.
the simsssss
also [hurgles @ my skyrim mod amount]
I only played one title from that and it was such a long time ago
I still got The Sims 2. Those Strangetown familes are weird af. I love it!
literally 99% of my mods are remover mods so my game doesn't run like actual ass
like the bits and bobs 512 and stuff? honestly? despite sizing down the textures it makes the game look so much more vibrant.
Sims will no longer be able to "try for baby" with the grim reaper
i want a grim reaper baby. put it back
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
i need to check if i have my dlc for skyrim still...
Sims are no longer given the opinion to skinny dip with mummies
I DO YEEHAW
Well what's even the point anymore!?
also can i just mention the nexus mods like.. vortex? the new mod manager? sucks actual ass
Pregnant sims can no longer brawl
COWARDICE
Great now we can't even recreate Waffle House brawls
ILL GET THE VIDEO
I love those vids lmao
From the dick kickem guy, a narration of the greatest patch notes ever.
Original: https://soundcloud.com/meterstickjim/sims-3-patch-notes
Next time you're gonna tell me you can't get abducted by aliens and get pregnant with an alien baby smh.....
The best Sims 2 family was 3 brothers that all got pregnant by the same alien. That was weird af.
Okay different subject because I made it too weird again
Oops, I shoulda looked closer at that image format. 😳
Man, I'm ruining this further.
Hey! Probably the best place to put this 😂 I'm going through every server asking if anyone has pokemon lets go eevee? I'm trying to complete the dex and need version exclusives D:
sorry i have not
@icy trout first u need to go to #721542917264638002 and click the ✅ at the very top and then youll get access to the trade channels
then go to #daisy-nookling-ads / #turnips-looking-for / #698949096601419827
im blabbing about skyrim but something that makes me kinda sad is that like, there's like.... this person who does dark souls monster mods for skyrim but he keeps every single one of them seperate and wont do a full pack of monster mods of all of them together because id have probably 400 mods if i downloaded all of them seperately
havent played skyrim 
Hey Im live go watch the world of cas Im streaming Henry Stickmin Collection!
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/104392 for example: the covetous demon of dark souls 2
Hee hoo I love having a bedroom right next to my divorced but living together parents
Not a day goes by I don't have to stay up all night and listen to arguing
😦 Hope you're doing okay Kori.
Oh honey I'm the farthest thing from okay lol
das why we love u
Oh geez chat blew up again while I went drawing
Oh we showing animals? Here's my dog
cuties ^-^
Here's my family dog too. His name is Dumpster Juice
precious 😍
He's super sweet but he smells really bad
do yall got any games to suggest to play
Ya like fighting games?
Among us
yeah
There's a really cool 2d animated fighting game called Skullgirls 2nd Encore. It has a Switch port and they're about to add a new fighter pretty soon. Great if you like cute girls but I stan Beowulf.
me, seeing hundreds of "2k 4k retexture!!!" mods on the skyrim mod nexus and laughing because my computer barely runs it with 512x512 textures
also yeah stan beowulf
also stan big band
👆 This man 👆
Big cool game
Rip my joycon that has drift that prevents me to do Blockbuster Combos
[laughs heartily as i remember playing on keyboard]
i had a macro assigned to my G key that pressed every attack button so i could do some blockbusters
and my attack keys were bound to QWERTY.
pain
New Challenge: Complete all Skullgirls story mode with your main attacks assigned to QWOP
Marie rejects your QWOPing!
if i had like. a controller. or like. an arcade box / arcade joystick id be able to defeat her
back to skyrim: i wonder if one day i'll have a computer beefy enough to actually play half of the mods in skyrim
off topic as heck but the mechs in LOK look shit I mean where did the budget go
especially when there in a completely 2D setting it’s weird and the giant mech is even worse
Hi my name is squidward I'm a depressed clarinetist and Im a dinosaur farmer (meaning I harvest raptors)
And I got evicted from my home so I live with my homie Patrick in his house shaped like a rock
hi squidward
Oh hola again
i qualified to round 2 😼
Lol
I'm so tired I had like 5 hours of sleep cuz spongebob was playing the flute with his nose at like 4 am
No but fr tho I'm tired as heckity heck
Quick question is fall guys free?
no idea
20$ on steam
fallguys sounds so good and fun
it tis fun but i rage alot
Hi!
Hello
hai
@novel creek what do u play fall guys on?
my laptop with my ps4 controller
Heyo
why didnt i buy it on ps4?
If u have ps+ its free lol
bc my PC BF doesnt have a ps4🤜🏽
You have regrets. 👀
Hi I’m back for a second
hi sinny💕
IS IT CROSSPLAY
Hi Naomi 🥺
if so my friend wasted 20 bucks on me
Sjjdjdjdndn
hihi
and he spent 10 dollars to buy me fries outfit
I g2g now bye 😭
bye sin :'(
I think that just means how to invite on both platforms, not invite other platforms @icy trout
Bye sin, have a great day/night!
If I put a pfp on discord using my phone, my phone saves it in a discord folder it created.
lol
And your pfp is in it. 👀
i dont think i have a disc folder-
MY PFP
WAIT LEN R U THE PERSON THAT WAS LIKE MY PFP GAVE U PTSD
I used to have the same pfp and I matched with my boyfriend, like you. ☠️
HAHAHAHp
Yes.
LMAOIRFEF
oh nope i dont have a discord folder
Omfg I remember the time I was broken up with.
nooo 🥺🥺
☠️ I got countered man, I told him I wanted to break up then he was like "feurfuewr"
Let me send screenshot
ok LOL
This is the 2nd time I broke up with him
AND THE IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE ON THE 21ST OF JUNE I GOT PERIOD.
It was when I started period. ☠️
omg it was so hard reading that
Whose your waifu/husbando?
Yo I'm back
Hii
Hola
My waifu is... ||Shinoa Hiragi.|| 😳
I think shrek is pretty shmexy imo
Ikr
is he an elf
No, he's a vampire.
He's up there but shrek is still numero uno
Kimizuki kinda hot too though.
Shrek and elmo 😍
elmo p cute
pink hurr
DÖÑKÆ
hes vibing
Why does the electric fan work better than the stupid aircon.
WHÄT ÂRR ŸÜÉ DÒÏÑ ĮŃ MĘH ŠWÄMÑP DÒÑKÆ

I don't know what to feel.
cyute
They switched clothes
couldnt tell😳👉🏼👈🏼
they have the same VA and personality, and they both fought monsters.
are they twins
No, and they are also from different animes.
oh oops- they look alike
But one of them is ||dead.||
But the other one is shipped
oop
Tbh I used to like my female best friend who is the person I mostly talk to but idk if I still like her but I feel like I do a teeny bit.
does she know
Sry my phone died lol
Yup
it ok whalecome bac
I got friend-zoned because of ||age gap.||
Oop
Why
Is it a big age gap cuz if it is ig it's understandable
sad storie
4 years. ☠️
Oof that sucks my dude
This musical is bop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRaSSfSpR5E
Provided to YouTube by DMI Soundtracks
What Baking Can Do · Jessie Mueller · Waitress Original Broadway Cast Ensemble
Waitress (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
℗ 2016 90 Live, Inc. & Waitress, LLC under exclusive license to DMI Soundtracks, LLC
Vocal Ensemble: Aisha Jac...
DNFNGKRJE I LOVE WAITRESS
OMG SOMEONE WHO KNOWS IT.
i dont really watch mysicals
Best broadway show of all time
Provided to YouTube by DMI Soundtracks
You Matter to Me · Drew Gehling · Jessie Mueller
Waitress (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
℗ 2016 90 Live, Inc. & Waitress, LLC under exclusive license to DMI Soundtracks, LLC
Executive Producer: Barry Weissler
Pro Tools Editing:...
You pomatter to meeeee.
All of the songs are absolute 🔥
I haven't watched it I really want to but like I'm broke
i dont really watch mysicals
@novel creek Try watching em.
maybe
@magic wagon I watched it in youtube.
That's a thing you can do?
Yup.
NANI
That's what I do all the time.
I assumed YouTube would take stuff like that down
Yup they do, but a lot get away ofc.
Wait I'll search it up for you./
Pirating? Did I use that word correctly
Lmao
:3
I used it correctly
Do you guys know The Heathers?
gud job squid
Yea
Honey, what you waiting forrrrrr, welcome to my candy storeee.
I downloaded all the songs
idk it's not really my thing
Ultimate friends.
cute
They look like they're up to sumthin
I love punchy way too much
If I ever get a cat you bet ur buttcheeks I'm naming it punchy
doggos >:c
I have dogs but my mom gave away a lot of them
Lmao finally someone who does broadway references
I had 4 dogs then one gave birth to 6.
||30 was a drumline!||
omg 🥺🥺🥺
That's an old pic
THAT IS SUCH A CUTE PUPPER
Her name is Harley, when she sees my sister's wallet out and see money, she'd give it to my sister.
My doggo
thats so cute
CUTE DOGGOS EVERYWHEREEE
My doggo
@magic wagon Chonkers
my baby is 8 years old🥺
Lol
Would listen to the waitress with a group of people.
This is him when he was but a smol lad
CUTE
Lol thx
LMAO
an icon
My cousin's dog
i wanna boop him
||He's 7 years old and he likes to chew underwear and used napkins.||
im concerned
No joke, R.I.P my underwear.
I👏want👏to👏boop👏the👏snoot
boop da snoot
He slept on my sister.
Am I the only one that has a dog that licks his paws like he’s a cat
@sharp python No
My dog meows instead of barking for some reason.
Same I think it's a self grooming thing
is ur dog broken
idek
My dog has no chill like he’ll bark at me if I stop getting him
I found that pfp in my discord folder and took a screenshot. @novel creek
My phone doesn't wanna send it, what-
LOL
YEA I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME BEING WEIRD
I found that pfp in my discord folder and took a screenshot. @novel creek
@ashen wharf send
cold pillow best pillow
Ikr
one time i was so cold i fell asleep with socks on
MY PHONE DOESN'T WANNA SEND IT???
Do yall still do the thing where you have to completely cover urself with the covers cuz ur afraid big bird will come and steal ur knee caps while ur sleeping or is that just me
I had to send to somewhere else and copy paste it. 
omg thats a cuter pic than mine
gimme the name
Mirai Nikki
Instead of white noise machines I have my ac on at night whether it's winter or summer idrc I just need white noise
White noise?/
It's like random calming noises
Oh
i sleep with my loud fan blasting
i never got into it
Jojo is slightly overrated
I'm listening to white noise.. I don't like it...
The storyline is whack
It sounds like a landing airplane
What if... ||I put my headphones' wire inside the electric fan.||
That's the point it's a constant noise for people who can't fall asleepwithout some sort of noise
How bout ya don't do that
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG LMAO
school and art block and life hit me all at once
Big bird is legit scary
It's like he's supposed to be a seven year old but he sounds like a 60 year old unemployed man
No, how about shrimp with oyster?
Y'all are so fancy
Yup.
It's like shells with squishy sh*t in them that u eat
I think what I meant was oyster sauce or something-
Sorry. ☠️
Lol
My mom isn't gonna hire a maid anymore aaa, I'm used to having a maid, God why?
How many tablets/phones have you recieved?
One phone
Like how many have you owned before
That's it
i remember i had a samsung
Mine is a 6s from 5 years ago 💀
Am I the only one here who broke like 3 or more tablets and 1 phone?
Probably
☠️
I remember my XBOX I had since I was 4 years old, we sold it while saving for a switch lite but my mom bought full v2 for some reason.
Ok then
lol
Barold
Idk either-
harold
It's from this server's emote server.
Barolds got some ’splainin to do
Pretty sure barold is committing indecent exposure 😳
If ur bf/gf/etc doesn't give u gorilla chocolate for valentines day, throw the whole person away
Ooh that rhymed
My BF never gave me anything. 
Online dating is worse cuz what if they catfish you and you end up in a Big Ed sitchiation
LMAO BIG ED
at first me n my bf online dated but we found out we live 3 hrs away from eachother and we've made efforts to see eachother so yay happee ending
Yay no big ed sitchiation
The first person I dated was a girl who cheated on me one day after dating and then broke up with me. ☠️
IK LOL
@ashen wharf oof
no and I never intend to
have u😳👉🏼👈🏼
2nd and 3rd ex is fine but 4th. ☠️
4 ex’s 💀
Actually 6. ❤️
oh my-
I-
get it sis
Broke up with 4th twice
the first time we broke up he said I liked someone else but actually just broke up with me for my bestfriend but he got rejected anyways. ☠️
How the heckity heck do you get girls/dudes? Like I can't bring myself to tell people I like them 💀
Idk
And that's on having ✨anxiety✨
u-u-um hey i like you
1st to 2nd was the one who confessed I confessed to 3rd.
4th confessed to me, I was forced to be with him, 5th was me, again and 6th confessed to me.
Oop
4/6 of them confessed to me.
what a dream come true
Ikr
Oof
4th ex kept confessing to me after the last breakup aka 2nd.
Are you that one kid who confesses to like every person
Oh ok cuz there's this mans in my class who just hits on every gorlll it's insane
my first bf did that to me
The guy left the friend group server and came back a few weeks later just to tell me "fuck you" and then left with my other friend who had a crush on him. 😒
THen after that he became gay with my friend because they we're both guys. < not actually confirmed
i-
He didn't like the Heathers and I was listening to it in VC and he was like "Stop playing the HEathers or I'll leave the server." ☠️
Oof
I think I might be bi
@sharp python Bi squad??
Noice
Ngl I’m straight as h*ll
But I support lgbtq+ just my parents are strict and sh*t so I kind of grew up being like yo my parents would whoop my butt if I said I wasn’t straight 💀
I forgot I have Math homework and I got messaged by my teacher to do it even though it's due was yesterday, oh my-
KARIE
NAOMI
Hola wuzzup
HEY!!!!

💚
Who lol
im getting colored contacts for green eyes soonnn
Ooh sick
I say No u to a compliment.
no u
I’m kind of like one of those stereotypical band kids but I don’t play an instrument
Ya catch my drift
mood
Lol
although i was in marching band
☠️
Marching band 💀
Let me ignore my teacher and not do homework
pat
Do I do it or not?
i havent done mine yet

ez
I didn't do any work last year and I got a’s in everything 💀
no wei i need the hw points bc i suck at tests
I never got a C in my card, what's a C?
I GOT FS
My art was 81 ☠️
My art was my best subject cuz I such at everything else
YALL NOT KNOWING WHAT C D AND FS SRE WHILE IM LIKE WHAT DO AS FEEL LIKE
whats fs
Mine ranges from A+ to B- I think
failing
oh grades LOL
👁👄👁 I failed 4 classes mp4 during 7th grade
💀
i ended up passing since corona <3
Do y'all remember when in elementary school they would do checks or check plus’s lmao or is that just me
Numbers 💀
What are those.
hell
Exactly
We do ticks when we check the papers.
its fun
That's why I'm doing hybrid learning this year
i dont gotta go to zooms B)
Online school is so boring and repetitive and stupid.
Half online sh*t and half physical school
The teacher is asking me to waste pepper and sugar just to mix it in water to see what happens? Oh shut up.
normal school is better. How my school is doing it is self instructed which caused me to fail because i did everything wrong.
Tbh I was supposed to not go to school this year but online school was like. ✨
normal school is better but i love quarantine
BHAHAHA I HAD TO MAKE A MARSHMELLOW SCULPTURE FOR A TRCHNOLOGY CLASS 💀
TECHNOLOGY????
how do u even-
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE SCULPTURE.
i had to make 10 posters per week through mp4 lmao
It's not computer stuff it's meant to be wood working and stuff
IK
Idk it's not like we have power tools at home 💀
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE MARSHMELLOW.
Eat it
roat it
I hate marshmellows
ROAST* oml smh
They're way too sweet
My teacher said my work wasn't attached to the thingy I passed but it clearly had the link.
i love marshmellows but im on an extremely strict diet.
Also pizza is overrated fight me

Marshmallows are okay, but it depends on the marshmallow it self for me.
AHHH THE NOOK IS ON THE LOOSE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
AEAA
Why did I lose so much weight during quarentine I don't understand
It's rly weird cuz I'm not eating any differentlu
Why did I lose so much weight during quarentine I don't understand
@magic wagon Me too, I thought I'd gain weight.
Ikr it's weird
I'm living at my aunt's rn and I hate it here.
The living room where I do school etc hurts mmy feet because of the weird ass flooring.
LMAO
Whys it concrete
It makes my feet 10x more sensitive and it HURTS.
Ok well I'm tired af it's almost 4 am and I feel the need to pass out for 8+ hours so adios brochachos
See y'all l8r
Bye Squid, Sweet dreams!
Debut Single 'Fake Smile' from Bristol based band HEKA.
Visuals by Tom Sharp.
https://www.hekaband.com/
https://www.instagram.com/hekaband/
https://www.facebook.com/HEKABAND23/
https://open.spotify.com/album/6KPKfd75B8Nkr2TgZuHB16?si=dfJYTS2NTEivSPhrH1JzZw
A cool music video i saw
Ohh
hi
HI
My friend is doing her first twitch stream
Cool
I'm surprised that I have to say this, but this is not possible in normal gameplay. I make mods for this game.
mods used:
pierre: https://gamebanana.com/skins/177733
meow: https://gamebanana.com/skins/177517
isabelle: https://gamebanana.com/skins/175965
link to clue's ...
Birthday boy Loki is turning five today
He’s so cute
Soo cute!!!
Does anyone wanna play some animal crossing with me. I'm looking for people that I can play with!
@rotund aurora try in #mysterybags-and-yardsales , you need to get the trade role from #721542917264638002 first to see that channel
katt be like B)
Hi
@marble helm please use #villager-trade to sell villagers! 
you ever just have something horrible come up when you logged into an old account and youre like :^) ah.
because i just had my worst nightmare re-appear on my old imgur account, the one which i had used to take screenshots of the man who has haunted me since 2015-2016.
Zero two hope u like the photo
@zinc egret IS YOUR CAT CRYING
@vernal bear no, his eye is just runny. He was born with his left eyelid being a little screwed up, so it gets runny sometimes.
happy birthday loki 🎉
gm off topic
just remembered i have hw 
currently in class
gl
ty
just remembered i have hw
@novel creek Go do your hw smh
I WILL LATER
The earlier the better
see, smh 
Ima try and change
ok we'll see😳
No we won’t cuz ima drop out
no u wont
So far my classes are easy so I’m chillin
yeah me too but i have an exam soon
hey guys look at this cool frog i found
froggy
froggie
Fuck it’s a frog not a turtle
@long tundra how do u get those mixed up
Idk 😭
jori: whats popping. im currently in a.... morbid subreddit and browsing
Wassup Jori, I’m in a class rn
jori: my morbid curiosity gets the best of me, occasionally.
jori: it's basically one of those really... morbid subreddits. mostly talking about human mortality and morbid shit that happens day to day.
jori: (which is odd because most of the stuff i peruse on reddit is like, r/eyebleach and r/aww.)
jori: (or r/awwnverts.)
I don’t really use reddit that much
Is that a JOJOE reference
Yes
Yessssssssss
hi frisk
Sup
hey guys look at this cool monkey i found
O-O
hes cute
thanks
His head shape is weird
bro its not his fault
You know those bamboo shoots in animal crossing
yeye
That’s how his head is shaped
I didn’t even know there was bamboo in ac
nu dis is the lion king monkey
Exactly
hes floofy
There is no difference between those 2 monkeys
it mama kori
Existing?
hey guys look at this cool dog i found
doggo
Yea he cool
Omg that’s cute
Or she
Look at the doggy’s smile awwww
no hes happy
my doggos ear got stung and swollen
OMG
shes ok now
He just has a lot of Scooby snacks in his mouth
i miss the old scooby doo
I never had a pet
how dare u
Scoob movie is garbage am I right
never saw the movie
I never saw the new movie
the movies connected to shows are just weird to me
That’s cause they didn’t show it anywhere but usa
hey guys look at this cool seal i found
I’m in the US
it looks like he has a lil mohawk
he likes rock and metal
Ik they didn’t air it live u had to go to a program called hbo or something
seal best boy
And it wouldn’t appear on hbo for anyone except USA so people pirated it
😳
Yeah so like people were outraged
And the movie itself wasn’t even that fun
scoob snac
hey guys look at this cool kangaroo i found
what
But personally I think they blocked it in the other places on purpose
kangaroos actually scare me
why theyre cool
That man grab your throat it’s over for you
THEY CAN BE SO BUFF
Hey my ceiling has a hole
noice
I would be that kangaroo in a 1v1 tbh
how did that happen beep
That's not supposed to be there
no u wouldnt one
Fixing the roof I dunno
That just means another entrance
It’s a hole in spacetime from all the time travel u did on ACNH
dun dun dun

There’s a hole in my box too
Woo
what box
ok idk what this is but its cool so look at it
The box that I live in, duh 😒
its screaming at me
Oh crud that got deep fast
it looks like a koala doe
can koalas scream
Aaaaaaa
A
look at dis fluff
does he scream
That undertale soundtrack is 🔥
hehwhehah
it said he cried bc he fell out of a tree 🥺
Guys imagine the USA and Russia or whatever has nuclear war and then wasteland
marinaaa
No I can’t imagine
Then you find you old Nintendo switch in the rubble of your house and just play that
lol
Lol
so i got this bunny with a blue hat idk her name but i think shes popular and she replaced raymond and i was gonna give away raymond for free but i forgot and now hes just gone lol
a bunny with a blue hat hmmm
Raymond has cool eyes
What u mean give away Raymond
give him to somebody
Bro wth
Like you mean you can literally buy villagers
Animal crossing just got dark
no
how
well yes
Someone be my friend please
oh trading villagers
yeah
we r all friends here 
O
Yea aight
🙄🤜🏽👿
I would just dodge it
i am offended
wait can you not trade villagers on here anymore
u can
oh nevermind i didnt see it
u have the trade role so u should see the channel
Is there any thread for turnip prices?
Thanks
You must get the trader role from #721542917264638002 though
Oh, okay
WAIT THATS PRETZE
guys i was cutting a zucchini and this weird slime came out and i washed my hands like a normal human would do but then my hands felt weird and my skin is dry and MY SKIN IS JUST FALLING OFF WTF HLEP
WTF DO I DO IS THIS NORMAL FOR A ZUCCHINI
zucchini ewwew
Holy crud
😳uhh
NVM ITS NORMAL FOR A ZUCCHINI I SEARCHED IT UP
Hi lycoris radiata chara megalo on SoundCloud
Stomp the zucchini
Hi lycoris radiata chara megalo on SoundCloud
what
BRB IM GONNA WASH MY HANDS AGAIN
Ima become a soundcloud rapper
There’s a megalo on SoundCloud named lycoris radiata
ill support u one
well lycoris radiata is a flower
Thx
exactly
so I guess there's a lot of usernames like that
That flower is named heck flower so it fits chara
omg the lycoris flower is so pretty
yess 
Chara from undertale?
Yes
is it just me or do they always use that flower in sad anime scenes
lol what
Ikr
the only anime I've ever seen it in was jigoku shoujo
like when someone like x_x and then its a white background with the red flower
Oh yea that
ooo ive never seen that
That flower looks crazy
I haven't really watched a lot of anime the last few years, so I am not really up to date 
It’s like small little red spaghetti noodles on top
im just watching old animes rn
Like
Like wut anime
Not brotherhood?
I haven’t watched that
yeah i didnt bother watching the first
the only anime that made me cry a lot were Clannad: After story and Made in Abyss
i havent seen it yet but clannad looks so good 🥺
I liked it but brotherhood followed the manga.
Is it necessary to watch the first Clannad to understand after story?
There’s a lot of anime movies that made me tear up
Names?:o
anime movies are sad
I liked it but brotherhood followed the manga.
Is it necessary to watch the first Clannad to understand after story?
no but it probably won't affect you as much because you wouldn't care about the characters a lot
but tbf the first clannad season is boring af
it's only worth it for the second season imo
Noted 😮 yeah, I didn’t bother finishing it but I’ve heard a lot of good stuff about after story.
A Silent voice, grave of the fireflies, and a anime that had a movie as well
if you like short movies: Hotarubi no mori e was pretty sad & nice as well
Some of the names are long
it's really sweet
I always see pictures of it but forget the name, thank you
Are they siblings
no they're not
Good morning Jori
IT SAID TO SOAK MY HANDS IN WARM SOAPY WATER FOR 5 MINUTES AND I DID IT
gud job woah
it helped a bit
jori: good morning.
i still have zucchini hands tho
yummie
jori: currently still immersed in morbid subreddit.
jori: oh, are you suffering from "i just got stabbed 50 million times by a zucchini plant"
jori: i think its fun. makes my hand tingle.
im never cutting a zucchini again
jori: then again i dont feel pain like other people do.
NVM I STILL HAVE ZUCCHINI HANDS DAMN IT
I hate zucchini and eggplant with a passion, so that's probably why I've never heard of this before lol
jori: also yeah, its weird not feeling pain like normal people do.
jori: its due to a nerve issue and spinal cord problem causing a form of... hypoalgesia.
jori: so i can get like straight up stabbed and im like Ah Damn.
jori: i hate bringing up this old ass shit but yknow ASDFmovie? the "ah, ya stole my lungs." thing? yeah
yea
hey guys look at this cool pelican i found
nemo
idk what the guy in the backs doing hes weird
legs s p r e a d
jori: i love not being able to feel pain but also you then realize how important pain is to general human survival.
jori: also, yeah, pelicans. i love them. imagine a bird that's also a trash bag
I think pelicans are scary ever since I saw videos of them swallowing pigeons and seagulls alive 
poor birdies 🥺
bro pelicans can flex their entire spine out of their mouth which scares me
I dislike the beach and this makes me realize every creature hanging by it would bring danger near me
the beach in my country only has harmless jellyfish and some fish
holy fucking shit the zucchini hands got worse
WAHHH HELP WTF DO I DO
I’ve seen videos of people thinking seals want to come up to them by trying to hop on their boats or boards when in reality they’re running away from an orca 😭
the seaweed on the shore scares me
IM NEVER TOUCHING A ZUCCHINI AGAIN
The idea of being barefoot in the sand...I cannot
D: oh my god I googled it out of curiosity. Your poor hands 😭
I haven’t been to one in a long time but yiiikes 😳
zucchini hands..?
Oh, it's just dry hands.
jori: haha zucchini hands
I was expecting something horrifying 
jori: i mean it sorta makes u peel
oh shit
zucchinis are evil

evil zucchini
It’s not your hand tho :’) it’s just a bunch of slime jdjdjjd
jori: you ever bit into an onion
wtf no
me no like onions
i hate onions
jori: i did once as a joke and i think i felt my spine eject itself out of my mouth when i did it
The way an onion smells does not match its taste
jori: my neck immediately accordioned straight from "okay" to "oh no"
the taste of an onion makes me wanna die
It makes no sense I don’t like them anyway 😭
I was just cutting onions
jori: is there any like weird physical reactions to food that yall have
yes we h8 onions
jori: because for example the smell of mint makes me want to claw my spine out.
and I am like
what a coincidence 😳👉🏼👈🏼

jori: idk why mint specifically but i smell mint and im just like "i wish i had my leg bones so i could beat this plant to death with it"
reasons why onions are evil :
1 : they make you cry
2. they taste horrible imo
An old manager of mine thought it be funny to see me cut onions bc I was that sensitive to them
i also hate the texture
reasons why onions are evil :
1 : they make you cry
2. they taste horrible imo
@torn birch not in burgers tho
burgers
fried onions are nice tho
yea fried onions are ok
jori: i like onions as a flavoring like in onion powder, etc
I always order no onions 😳 ooooohh actually yes to that
lol me too sin
jori: but Normal Onions make me want to beat someone up
onion rings 
i once got an onion ring in my mc fries
onion rings is the only time i'll eat inions
i was suprised
jori: but yeah idk mint just makes me just completely lose my entire shit
no self promo pls
the smell of mint is weird too
Does toothpaste annoy you?
jori: i am normally a rather stoic person who is super chill but the smell of mint ANYTHING makes me want to just claw my face off
Yeah
jori: also yeah i cant stand mint toothpaste
jori: i use Generic, Unflavored Toothpaste.
noice
Oooh i was about to ask too
i only use a little bit minty toothpaste
jori: or i use like.... other weird flavored toothpaste
jori: even stuff that is "minty" without the actual smell of mint makes me lose it
jori: "cold spicy." thank you lars.
I can’t handle having Listerine mouthwash for very long bc it’s so strong
jori: (speaking of spice i may be mixed but i think i inherited the spice intolerance from my mom.)
jori: my flavor palette: White
minty mouth wash makes my tongue go hurt hurt
As a joke, you think it help your hands? Lol
i dont even know
moisturizer just made it worse
it said to use salt to cure the zucchini hands but i cant handle anything rough on my hands
nvm im gonna try using salt brb
jori: embrace the salt.
D: it’s a sacrifice you need to make to feel at ease again lol
Do you game the most?
jori: ironically i dont even have overwatch but yes i was the one who played skyrim for 5-6 hours last night.
jori: i also play binding of isaac.
😮 no one ever wants to take over when you’re playing? Like for example, “I’m better than you let me have a turn”
jori: SEAN.... he does it when im playing minecraft.
jori: hes just like "you dumb motherfucker. you absolute buffoon."
😮 that’s a little funny, what else do you play though?



