wheezes @ the beginning of Wow Wow by Neil Cicierega
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worn barn
drowsy whale
is it normal to get upset when i cant participate in a parade or something? its random but i just wanna know if anyone else is like it too
worn barn
its understandable
drowsy whale
tyyyy
lapis vector
Participating or not in a parade has their perks
though I wouldnt get upset if I was in that scenario
glacial steppe
Hola
hollow pasture
Fuckkkk man im so tired right now and now theres this tiny bitcin mouse
Hes so cute
This bro be vibin doe
worn barn
im doing better art-wise today
worn barn
yep!
sinful dirge
THE RACCOON GOT MORE COTTON CANDY
worn barn
that's magnus hammersmith from metalocalypse!
sinful dirge
I CAN DIE HAPPY
solar ledge
Stan Kris Jenner, okay bye UwU
worn barn
no
hollow pasture
No idea who that is but...very nice! Pff @worn barn
solar ledge
... 😕
worn barn
uwu
hollow pasture
Whos that???
solar ledge
Mom Kardashian UwU
hollow pasture
Theres a mom? I thought there was 3
solar ledge
....
hollow pasture
....whAT
icy trout
Nothing
solar ledge
We saw that luv...
hollow pasture
THE FUCKWASTHAT
icy trout
Twas nothing at all
solar ledge
Electric chair🪑
worn barn
what was what
solar ledge
Call animal services
hollow pasture
@worn barn he said "I made my dog barf using radish fart"
icy trout
I did not!
worn barn
o_O
hollow pasture
BRUH
sinful dirge
GUYS
icy trout
How dare you put words in my mouth
solar ledge
I saw "gag" in that sentence...
hollow pasture
sinful dirge
THE RACCOON GOT MORE COTTON CANDY
hollow pasture
@solar ledge ah sorry it was gag not barf
solar ledge
Expose him!
hollow pasture
Bruh I wish my phone had a switch rewind so i can see that shit again
solar ledge
Still doesn't change the fact that you made a dog gag using a vegetable...
worn barn
testing testing 123
icy trout
How do you at me but not at me? Incredible.
worn barn
internet why u be like this.
icy trout
"You better watch out luv" - Widow, from Overwatch
hollow pasture
I dont know if to laugh or to fuckin scream
This is why I dont chat on the interner
worn barn
firefox be like "we aint got no internet" but discord be like "idk what the fuck you talkin about luv"
sinful dirge
Lmaoo
worn barn
firefox. hon
icy trout
I plead the 5th
worn barn
we're literally connected to the box by ethernet cord the fuck you mean there aint no internet
solar ledge
Use google UwU
hollow pasture
@icy trout bruh we all saw you.
solar ledge
Periodt
icy trout
I mean there's no proof
solar ledge
We have witnesses love...
icy trout
It's all "he said she said" at this point
solar ledge
Stop before I send my shark to bite you...
hollow pasture
What the h e l l is that
sinful dirge
Shark
icy trout
Fake news is what it is
solar ledge
Jafar Starfish
hollow pasture
Jajar w h o ?
teal fjord
hollow pasture
👏
solar ledge
👏
hollow pasture
Hey hey!
Ho ho!
Please talk to Jesus! Go!
icy trout
I used to know a Louhi. She was a... no, the OC was Louhi and it was a lizard ice chimera reploid with the power of flight
icy trout
From what? Radish farts?
solar ledge
Hmm... adios...
icy trout
Nobody wants to talk about those sick fantasies
hollow pasture
👀
solar ledge
Chile...
hollow pasture
Hun
icy trout
Putting words in my mouth dang
solar ledge
The delusion... 🥴
worn barn
mfw
surreal sparrow
Hello Omar
icy trout
I have these rapscallions accusing me of making my dog gag
hollow pasture
Do you even h a v e a dog bro.
icy trout
Nunya
feral junco
surreal sparrow
Where are this characters from? Im curious 👀 @worn barn
lapis vector
b e a n o s
hollow pasture
Nunya buisness I KNOW ALL THE TRICKS IN THE BOOKS P A L
solar ledge
Too tired to this... ✌
icy trout
Oh shi-
solar ledge
Ugh, dyslexia...
hollow pasture
@solar ledge you about to cease?
solar ledge
Cease and desist?
glacial steppe
Wat y’all doing
hollow pasture
No idea anymore
worn barn
@ couru that's also magnus hammersmith, from metalocalypse - that's specifically a frame of him from the episode "Renovationklok" during a flashback.
hollow pasture
I just wanted to talk about my mouse friend "bitchin"
icy trout
Nothing, just digesting tonight's conversation
glacial steppe
Lmaoo fun💀
icy trout
What bout you
hollow pasture
Why use the word d i g e s t doe
feral junco
Lmao
solar ledge
The cracktivitivty today 😂
feral junco
⚡️🪑
icy trout
Because my vocabulary doesn't get enough broad usage.
hollow pasture
Understandable
feral junco
icy trout
That's okay. I hear eating more radishes can improve your vocab
solar ledge
STOP!
hollow pasture
@solar ledge its alright, we dont mind :3
misty kettle
Can I come to someone’s island? I’m bored lol
hollow pasture
What feeling does this give you Omar?
solar ledge
💀
covert rose
hemlo fwens
hollow pasture
Do you feel.... l u s t ?
feral junco
No ❤️
covert rose
that's one of the 7 deadly sins lmfao
icy trout
It makes me feel awkward that no one has ever sent me an animated gif of a radish before
covert rose
lol
icy trout
And I luv it
solar ledge
You brought it upon yourself!
icy trout
I did no such thing
covert rose
i'm so excited
glacial steppe
I’m so bored rn I wanna escape quarantine
icy trout
Hi damsey
covert rose
i can't even
hollow pasture
Mood
covert rose
oh yello omar
solar ledge
Tea
icy trout
Alyssa, have you considered taking up organic gardening?
covert rose
I got Raymond so i'm like...
devout glen
Kinda glad Shinabiru didnt make it to america
covert rose
yeah i got him for such a good deal
hollow pasture
Pfft i really like that little catchphrase
'Chile'
solar ledge
It's the new "And I oop..."
sinful dirge
HE HAS NO LIPS HOW WILL HE GET A KISS KISS
hollow pasture
???????
solar ledge
Kiss on the forehead UwU
hollow pasture
Ok one more time
Why
He
Look
Like
a
Cracc
Head
Doe
solar ledge
That's a scam luv...
feral junco
solar ledge
Those eyes 😂
covert rose
he looks like zucker as a ducker
icy trout
Ew
covert rose
@solar ledge what's a scam?
lapis vector
but like rly i got him for 10 mil bells and 378 nmt
@covert rose
such a good deal
How do you put those two things together how does that work
covert rose
it's raymond
solar ledge
Hmmm, you'll see @covert rose
lapis vector
hollow pasture
Oh my sweet summer child...
covert rose
@solar ledge you do know i have him right now buddy
worn barn
off topic: like one of the few times i actually draw jori SMILING
hollow pasture
A w e e e ee he looks so cute!
worn barn
WAH....
solar ledge
Im gonna stop talking 😗
covert rose
lmfao
solar ledge
We love long haired muscular dude UwU
covert rose
but fr such hype
hollow pasture
His hair looks so fricking fluffy and I just wanna t o u c h it...
lapis vector
I noticed he has a rash on the right, should have more to it I think
sinful dirge
It’s Jori!
sinful dirge
That’s vitiligo
hollow pasture
FRICK YEAH WE STAN A VITILIGO BOY!!
covert rose
and yeah that's obvious
lapis vector
thats a lighting effect arceo not a general with scars on his face
sinful dirge
What
covert rose
but can I /Nickname or not?
hollow pasture
Idk man
sinful dirge
🤷♀️
covert rose
uh
icy trout
Michael Jackson had vitiligo
covert rose
@sinful dirge are you nicknames?
novel wigeon
name the villagers based on their initial catchphrase! level 1: 'bonbon'
sinful dirge
Wdym
covert rose
*ed
worn barn
also nope! the thing on his face is a silicone prosthetic
worn barn
icy trout
@covert rose rename yourself radish
hollow pasture
@worn barn oooohhh!
covert rose
i think so
lapis vector
oh sweet
covert rose
so i can
worn barn
this is under the silicone prosthetic.
sinful dirge
Hehe the pic without it is super cool :3
covert rose
yay
sinful dirge
Yis!
covert rose
it's cuz it's my acnh villager name
lapis vector
all he needs is a scar on one of his eyes
sinful dirge
Why?
covert rose
and my name lmao
hollow pasture
The hair is so c h i c doe!
covert rose
either way, imma head off
worn barn
his eyes are two different colors because one changed colors after he faceplanted into a cabinet
covert rose
cys
worn barn
he doesnt know why it changed colors. it just did.
hollow pasture
B r u h
Mood
sinful dirge
Jori isn’t gonna give himself a cut just to have a scar XD, well I don’t think he would 🤔
worn barn
jori's the same guy who performed his own appendectomy, he'll be fine.
sinful dirge
Touché
icy trout
Bless you
worn barn
jori's kind of a badass.
hollow pasture
Why is Omar the epitome of Chaotic evil
lapis vector
jori's the same guy who performed his own appendectomy, he'll be fine.
@worn barn brief backstory of Jori?
icy trout
Because I'm dope and I do dope things
sinful dirge
XD
worn barn
born in norilsk russia, was named Mischa Stravinsky, moved to america, had name changed, went into the military, lost his legs, became an alcoholic, stopped being an alcoholic, had his arm amputated because he's stupid, dyed his hair like back in 2014.
- fought a glass coffee table and lost
lapis vector
cool
sinful dirge
Bonked a cabinet
worn barn
that too
icy trout
You are rather tall, D...
worn barn
oh yeah also jori is 6'5''.
sinful dirge
Tallll
worn barn
he beeg
sinful dirge
I still have a bump from where I leaned up and bonked my head on a cabinet
hollow pasture
Mood, I was a dumbass when i was a kid and tried to climb a stool and i almost stabbed my eye out on the corner of a wall.
Now I got a funky s c a r
sinful dirge
I was leaned over the trash can throwing away sunflower seeds XD
hollow pasture
Genius
worn barn
but yes, jori also performed his own appendectomy because he's badass.
also because he doesn't feel pain on average like a normal person does.
icy trout
I got a scar on my left ring finger from punching a kid in the teeth back in high school. I'm not proud of the fights.
hollow pasture
Ooo I got an oc like that! But its only because his friend stabbed him in the stomach too many times and he literally lost nerves-
sinful dirge
Bahaha I was wearing heeled boots and had the heels on the bottom railing of a tall stool and I went to get up or something but my heels caught and I went BAM into the floor 😂
icy trout
Is the floor going to be okay?
sinful dirge
Idk man
hollow pasture
@sinful dirge perfect example on why im not gonna be wearing heels e v e r
worn barn
jori's is probably like... a nerve issue? or in his brain.
either way natural hypoalgesia!
hollow pasture
👏👏👏
sinful dirge
I also remember I was on top of my dads van once and I was reaching down to grab a cat from my cousins arms, then I slipped and crashed into the ground and just sat there for a few minutes like, oh okay
worn barn
"ah."
hollow pasture
I think the floor just has a crush on you bro
sinful dirge
XD yeah
hollow pasture
Give it a lil kiss 😚
sinful dirge
Lmaoo
lapis vector
floor gang?
sinful dirge
Floor gang 😎
lapis vector
🤝
hollow pasture
FLOOR GANGGGG!
worn barn
i can let jori tune in if you wanna talk to him, by the way
lapis vector
🗿 👊
sinful dirge
◠ ᴥ︎ ◠
hollow pasture
Wait Jori is real what the fu-
sinful dirge
Yis!
surreal sparrow
oh, you can decide who takes control?
sinful dirge
Jori is the first alter I met XD
worn barn
no i just yell at them to front usually.
hollow pasture
Wait holdup im tired and confused
Jori is...the green boi?
Or is he real?
Or both??????
worn barn
jori: that's literally exactly what it is. "get the fuck in here im too lazy to keep talking"
sinful dirge
LMAO
worn barn
jori: also hi, i'm real. he just yelled at me to start talking
sinful dirge
Hi Jori 😂 ◠ ᴥ︎ ◠
worn barn
jori: it's like "its my turn on the xbox"
sinful dirge
But instead it’s the brain and body
warped roost
What’s up down here👀
hollow pasture
Im so fuckin tired im like h i g h
sinful dirge
That hurt my brain @warped roost
hollow pasture
Wait whats the condition called
Shizzle i know what it issssss
sinful dirge
DID
sinful dirge
OMAR WE SAW THAT
worn barn
jori: DDD, lmfao.
icy trout
huh
sinful dirge
YOU CANT HIDE THIS TIME
worn barn
jori: dissociative didentity disorder.
warped roost
What’s up diggity dawgs
sinful dirge
:(
icy trout
Wh..
hollow pasture
@worn barn dungeons dragons and disorders 😎
icy trout
I didn't say anything...?
sinful dirge
Time no longer exists and YES YOU DID
hollow pasture
Imma get my ass beat soon lol
Soooooo i might to to bed in like...30 mins...
worn barn
jori: LMAOOOO
lapis vector
DID is a pretty interesting diagnosis(es)
worn barn
jori: dungeons dragons and disorders
sinful dirge
LMAO
warped roost
Who is jori
sinful dirge
Jori is Jori XD
sinful dirge
No no you read it wrong it’s
warped roost
Aw ion gat no personality
sinful dirge
Dungeons, and Dragons with disorders
worn barn
jori: dungeons ad dragons and diners and drive ins and dives AND KNUCKLES.
sinful dirge
HMMM
warped roost
How do u say jori
sinful dirge
Gib hug
worn barn
jori: its basically how it's spelt.
jori: except i have speech impediment and i can't pronounce "j" sounds....
warped roost
So hor-e
hollow pasture
Fuckkkk bro speech impediment gang!
worn barn
jori: jori-E.
sinful dirge
Why did roblox take over voice 2 😂
worn barn
jori: .... i fucked that up. jor-E.
jori: but because of my speech impediment, it's... yori.....
warped roost
Ok
hollow pasture
Damn that sounds like yuri
sinful dirge
👀😳
hollow pasture
Hehe anime lesbians
sinful dirge
Oh to be an anime lesbian 😫
hollow pasture
@worn barn which speech impediment ya got? I have a lisp and a studder, the w o r s t combination...
worn barn
jori: i just... cant pronounce j sounds for some reason?
hollow pasture
OH MY GOD ME NEITHER WHY DID TOU S A Y D T H S T
warped roost
Y’all gotta go to bed
umbral bloom
Where are the anime lesbians
hollow pasture
Fuck this is a chain reaction
icy trout
Lisps and stutters can sound nice sometimes
umbral bloom
sinful dirge
MEDS BUDDIES
hollow pasture
@icy trout lmao not mine
I sound like a really scratched up broken recorder
sinful dirge
Okay but fr I need to go take it
hollow pasture
@sinful dirge WHOOOOO MED BUDS MED BUDS
icy trout
Well maybe you need a second opinion
sinful dirge
YES
umbral bloom
hollow pasture
bruh its too late to take mine rip.
Ill just take it tomorrow
I need a refill anyways
worn barn
jori: ehehehe i took my medicine this morning
hollow pasture
@icy trout hmmgmgmfmfmfm idk..., i got a really weird ass voice and i get even more studdery when im nervous
sinful dirge
I take mine at night Bc I have no clue when I’ll wake up in the mornings
icy trout
I bet it sounds just fine, and with practice, you can control at least the stutter
sinful dirge
I get all studdery sometimes and I don’t really even have a studder. My brain just lags
icy trout
That can happen
sinful dirge
Brain lag gang 🗿
hollow pasture
@sinful dirge ugh lucky, sometimes I studder without even noticing and I can only get out of it if someone points it out or I just have to shut up lol.
sinful dirge
Same tbh
icy trout
Singing is a good way to control it
sinful dirge
It’s not all the time but I’m like, Vro, stOP LAGGING BITCH
JUST SPIT IT OUT
And I’ll end up resaying my sentence like 3 times
sinful dirge
Have you tried speech jammer heh
icy trout
I have not, no.
hollow pasture
The hell is a speech jammer
worn barn
in celebration of the recent news of crash bandicoot stuff - Dr. N. Gin!
sinful dirge
It’s an app XD
hollow pasture
THERES NEWS?!
WAIT WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CB?
worn barn
:^)
also i love dr. n gin????
anyway im. throwing jori back into front thats all i wanted to post.
hollow pasture
Mood, I love Dr. Shrunk.
Our doctors need love too
If it wasnt OBVIOUS enough by my pfp
worn barn
jori: i feel like dr. shrunk deserves more love.
sinful dirge
◠ ᴥ︎ ◠
worn barn
jori: like, he's literally an axolotl.
sinful dirge
HE HAS NO LIPS HOW WILL HE GET A KISS KISS
icy trout
tactical: hey
hollow pasture
@sinful dirge eskimo kiss
worn barn
jori: also can i just mention: dr. n. tropy...
sinful dirge
Touché
worn barn
jori: hello sir.... [chefs kiss]
jori: only problem i have is that Why is He So Fumken Smole
hollow pasture
@worn barn holy CRAP YESSSS!! Finally someone who a c k n o l o g e s dr shrunks existence.
Looking for fanart of him is s o hard and its like no one loves him ;-;
Hes best pink boy.
sinful dirge
XD
hollow pasture
@worn barn lmao, short king
sinful dirge
Fumken Smole
worn barn
jori: shut.
sinful dirge
I-
hollow pasture
What
sinful dirge
...
worn barn
jori: i'm not roleplaying, if that's what you're trying to get at.
hollow pasture
Ngl thats like sad funny
icy trout
Lol
worn barn
jori: yeah it's... not really much of a joke if that's what you're going for.
jori: ..............................................................
jori: anyway look at this old render of Dr. N. Tropy from the OG crash bandicoot game he debuted in.
worn barn
jori: okay i'm sorry, but i can't believe you just got updog'd
jori: also, here's the new render of N. Tropy compared to the old one.... the old graphics made him look like.... mega crusty
sinful dirge
Mmm c r u s t
urban lily
is this person mocking a disorder or am i just really tired
sinful dirge
Yep
sinful dirge
It’s honestly disgusting
icy trout
urban lily
:/
worn barn
jori: mfw
icy trout
urban lily
i can’t seem to ping the staff role
ancient copper
What's up? @urban lily
urban lily
you really should stop. it’s insensitive and uncalled for
hoary nimbus
urban lily
@ancient copper some of these members are mocking another member’s disorder, and won’t stop even after being asked to stop
urban lily
you’re still mocking someone unnecessarily, regardless of the context. you’re behaving like children
lapis vector
you can't get ahead of yourselves. DIDs are different and have multiple diagnoseses
urban canopy
pls pls this is an animal crossing server if u want to be abusive and tell someone their disorder is fake go to tumblr n do it
sinful dirge
I’m boutta THROW. HANDS.
icy trout
D chill. Let's walk away from this one.
worn barn
jori: stares at the camera like im on the office
twilit dust
i like how this has nothing to do with animal crossing
sinful dirge
i like how this has nothing to do with animal crossing
@twilit dust this is off topic
urban lily
@ancient copper 
urban canopy
actually not the point lol
yall are boring
making fun of mental health in 2020? real clowns
lapis vector
next you'll say sksksksksk
@rancid plank this isnt jojo
🗿
🤝
jojo bad, except for stardust crusuaders
merry pendant
whose that?
worn barn
jori: I'm more of a battle tendency fan, but.
urban lily
i’d just like to know if a mod’s even acknowledging this
lapis vector
something happened here and I missed it wowee
urban lily
and if so, why they’re ignoring a relatively severe violation of the first rule lol
icy trout
Hi!
merry pendant
hoi
worn barn
jori: i don't know if you're directing that at me, tactical, because that'd just be kind of salt in the wound.
urban canopy
exactly
icy trout
I'm talking to Jori
sinful dirge
deep sigh
urban canopy
no offence miss thing but you don’t know them at all LOL
hollow cypress
@icy trout do not accuse members of faking illnesses
worn barn
jori: i wish you could see the face i'm making right now because it's literally just so fucking unamused you have no idea.
urban canopy
So how can u “diagnose” them
sinful dirge
RIWKKALDOSKSKKS
worn barn
jori: i guess i am suddenly not real! mr. stark i dont feel so good!
sinful dirge
Can someone get these goddamn trolls out of here
urban lily
^
urban canopy
anyway i’m gonna make coffee bye
merry pendant
@rancid plank Why don't you leave your house and check
urban lily
for the love of god, if accusing someone of faking a mental illness warrants a warning, surely fucking mocking the disorder deserves the same
merry pendant
are you a vampire?
hollow verge
does any one know why i can’t give my villager any items ?? i’ve been having for 2 months and i still can’t give him anything
sinful dirge
And you’re one of the ones who mocked him, so honestly I don’t believe you at all @icy trout
hard shale
@urban lily we don't discuss other members punishments 
desert leaf
wha
hard shale
Let's move on guys 
desert leaf
@hollow verge nice camaro pfp
icy trout
Blade let's walk away
sinful dirge
...
urban lily
all i wanted to know was that something was done. instead, they continued to do what they were doing seemingly uninterrupted lol
sinful dirge
^^
urban lily
thank you, though
hollow cypress
Thanks guys it's been dealt with now, sorry it took a while
hollow verge
@desert leaf thanks ! #zl1gang
sinful dirge
does any one know why i can’t give my villager any items ?? i’ve been having for 2 months and i still can’t give him anything
@hollow verge have you been talking to them
worn barn
jori: [yodels in c minor]
sinful dirge
O.o
icy trout
I got to give my villagers stuff like 2 days after playing
desert leaf
@hollow verge do you own one? saving up for one rn
minor grail
hollow verge
@sinful dirge yess most of the time but i only have the two reg options
tender shoal
@minor grail rip
hollow verge
@desert leaf wish, same as u saving up!
desert leaf
im thinkin matte black or gunmetal grey
hollow verge
@sinful dirge talk to them
desert leaf
big hype tho
sinful dirge
Odd
desert leaf
sad about 2023 bein the last one
hollow verge
ik rip ):
worn barn
jori: wait what about 2023
merry pendant
I think it's a car model, idk
desert leaf
the 2023 camaro is the last one
icy trout
oh god yall ever eat somethn so spicy you have to drink alot of milk with it
ancient copper
all the time! 🌶️
sinful dirge
I’ve eaten so much hot stuff that I barely taste the spice of some stuff XD
ancient copper
spicy food is amazing
sinful dirge
Yis
icy trout
thought I could handle spicy food , it's amazing my mom makes great enchiladas but like, why cant I handle a single taki without my mouth sizzling
worn barn
jori: slurp the cow juice....
icy trout
dark hemlock
Does anyone know why my joycons vibrate while in sleep mode? It only vibrates for like, one millisecond. It isnt that often, but it happens. I've also found it only happens while in handheld mode.
worn barn
jori: also yeah im a bitch when it comes to spicy shit. spicy shit just straight up kills me.
icy trout
might be from the joycon drift reconnecting into the switch @dark hemlock
ancient copper
the more spicy stuff you expose yourself to, the more you'll be able to handle it!
sinful dirge
Does anyone know why my joycons vibrate while in sleep mode? It only vibrates for like, one millisecond. It isnt that often, but it happens. I've also found it only happens while in handheld mode.
@dark hemlock your switch most likely isn’t fully in sleep mode and the screen is jsut off, you’re probably getting friend online notifications, or joy con drift
No
icy trout
then if I finish this giant bag of takis I'll become immortal from all spiciness, I'll walk on lava and be unharmed @ancient copper
sinful dirge
XD but this place isn’t the place to talk about it
icy trout
Yes it is it's off topic
worn barn
jori: spicy shit just slaps me and goes "no"
sinful dirge
then if I finish this giant bag of takis I'll become immortal from all spiciness, I'll walk on lava and be unharmed @ancient copper
@icy trout takis are so good 😫 make my mouth water just thinking about it
icy trout
same @worn barn lmao
sinful dirge
Yes it is it's off topic
@icy trout no, no inappropriate stuff allowed smh
icy trout
Eh
dark hemlock
@dark hemlock your switch most likely isn’t fully in sleep mode and the screen is jsut off, you’re probably getting friend online notifications, or joy con drift
@sinful dirge it's weird cuz it is one vibration, starting on the left joycon, and then the right immediately after. The left vibration is slightly stronger then the right as well. I thought joycon drift had to do with the analog sticks, and I haven't had any occurence of that, I believe.
ancient copper
Omg
icy trout
Bruh hot cheetos r tha sHit tho
sinful dirge
Hmm
ancient copper
Have you guys had these?
These are like, the most intensely spicy snack I've ever had
sinful dirge
Bruh hot cheetos r tha sHit tho
@icy trout HOT CHEETOS ATE BARELY HOT WYM
ancient copper
Pretty good though
sinful dirge
Oo they have those at a gas station near me, kinda wanna buy a bag
worn barn
jori: my favorite spicy stuff is spicy noodles.
sinful dirge
SAME
icy trout
@sinful dirge DiD i AsK!?
ancient copper
they're GREAT, but your mouth will be on fire for a while
Make sure you're stocked on milk
sinful dirge
I'm scared of people that can just pop 5 takis into their mouth and be fine
@icy trout 😳 you’ll be terrified of me
worn barn
jori: i should also mention my metabolism is absolutely fucking ass so i have to eat as much as a fucking elephant just to stop being hungry
ancient copper
I think I've got a pretty good spiciness tolerance but those things are a bit painful haha
same slow hammer 😦
sinful dirge
I wish I had a fast metabolism 😫
ancient copper
or wait
worn barn
jori: and i mean that literally sometimes i make whole dinners for myself because i'm just hangry
sinful dirge
Genetics SUCK sometimes
worn barn
jori: i gain. no weight. but eat. like Horse.
icy trout
Nom nom nom proud fast metabolism noises
sinful dirge
Can’t relate :(
ancient copper
I'm 6'3" and 155lbs, have been trying to break like 165 for 2 years
hard shale
That sucks tbh
ancient copper
Never been above 158
icy trout
my metabolism is a sloth
sinful dirge
I WISH TO BE 160
urban canopy
llefty ru okay omg
sinful dirge
my metabolism is a sloth
@icy trout same :(
hard shale
Metric system anyone?
icy trout
I'll take one bite and explode hahaa
ancient copper
i just don't get hungry enough to eat amounts that would let me gain weight, and i'm not consistent enough about eating more to change that 
sinful dirge
I smell food and gain weight
worn barn
jori: i'm 6'5'' and 200 lbs but if i had Actual Limbs i'd only be around 160-165. the prosthetics are what make me so heavy.
sinful dirge
Lorge
icy trout
but I lose weight super fast if I eat nothing all week I'll lose like 10 pounds which isnt healthy
urban canopy
do the prosthetics count tho
sinful dirge
Same wunky
desert leaf
im 89lb rn :(
urban canopy
lol
worn barn
jori: considering i have them on like, all the time, i'd say they count considering, like, they're my actual legs.
hard shale
Okay I googled your feet and inches sizes
hard shale
Llefty you are 190cm and 75kg
sinful dirge
Lmaoo
hard shale
Lmao
worn barn
jori: IM SORRY I JUST MADE MYSELF LAUGH ILL SEE MYSELF OUT
sinful dirge
jori: IM SORRY I JUST MADE MYSELF LAUGH ILL SEE MYSELF OUT
@worn barn SAME
ancient copper
does 190cm and 75kmg sound weird or something
urban canopy
yes!!!
hard shale
@worn barn that happens to me as well
icy trout
guys chocolate covered pretzels are the BOMB
ancient copper
lol
urban canopy
youre so skinny, im worried uwu
icy trout
i just ate a whole bag in 10 minutes I'm a glutton I s2g
sinful dirge
I’m 167.6cm and 86kg 😔
worn barn
jori: also like im actually surprisingly / decently muscular i just have like no body fat tbh
hard shale
I don't gain weight. Except when I was pregnant. I took 30kg.
desert leaf
im 5'4(?)" and im like 89 we out here dying
urban canopy
thats hardcore
worn barn
jori: [laughs in tall]
sinful dirge
Jeez
desert leaf
cries in skeleton
sinful dirge
[cries in fat]
ancient copper
sinful dirge
It’s 4 am holy shit
ancient copper
💦
sinful dirge
I should really sleep
hollow cypress
cries in cm and kg
worn barn
jori: meanwhile lars is 5'3'' and like 500 lbs but that's because he's a cyborg with a totally solid lead core on the inside of his body.
icy trout
go to bed silly
sinful dirge
💀
💧
urban canopy
thats metal
hard shale
I don't look that skinny though
sinful dirge
Okay I sleep
urban canopy
icy trout
You're pretty tho !
hard shale
I have two chins just like anybody
worn barn
jori: lars is fucking feral.
hard shale
Thanks 😊
unkempt thunder
holy shit
worn barn
jori: imagine a 5'3'' cyborg coming to steal your kneecaps.
sinful dirge
Yes pls
unkempt thunder
hopper is singing on my island
icy trout
jokes on them I dont have kneecaps
urban canopy
machi is a yummy mummy 
ancient copper
i don't want to imagine that, i need my kneecaps
sinful dirge
Okay gnnnn
ancient copper
😢
solid cove
worn barn
jori: this is lars. and he's PISSED
jori: and also can do this which is fucking terrifying
icy trout
@solid cove I love your kitty
worn barn
jori: so you know how eels have those like... jaws in their throat?
jori: so does lars. and it's horrifying.
solid cove
@icy trout
icy trout
AWWWW
urban canopy
his lil chin splotch 
pallid lynx
icy trout
worn barn
jori: ah. kitter kitty
solid cove
icy trout
lil beard
urban canopy
tanji i need to see your cats beautiful tail
ancient copper
send more cat pics tanjirou 😮
worn barn
jori: BEARD
solid cove
@urban canopy
urban canopy
AAHHH
icy trout
F LUFF
urban canopy
so regal 
solid cove
urban canopy
does he like cuddles
solid cove
worn barn
jori: you know i dont htink ive ever seen tanjirou talk.
urban canopy
LOL
worn barn
jori: it's always The Cats. which i am perfectly fine with
urban canopy
thats fine by me too
solid cove
lol
vale zodiac
Bruh there are so many enemy cats in my yard that attack our cats
worn barn
jori: >:O
solid cove
urban canopy
awww my cats like sleeping on the top of my sofa too
vale zodiac
I have 8 cats
icy trout
alright that's enough takis I'd probably go through a whole carton if I tried to eat more
urban canopy
jealous!!! i have 5 lol
solid cove
vale zodiac
I did not ask for them
worn barn
jori: i have 2 cat....
urban canopy
SMOL
vale zodiac
I am allergic
worn barn
jori: OH MY GODDDD look at THEM!!!!!!
solid cove
urban canopy
my two oldies cuddling
vale zodiac
Bruh
worn barn
jori: what are your cats names tanjirou!!!!
vale zodiac
I also have 2 pigs
urban canopy
i need pig pics right now
solid cove
@worn barn blacky and bob
urban canopy
so sweet
icy trout
Hi.
vale zodiac
worn barn
jori: ermahgerd
vale zodiac
Pig
worn barn
jori: :O peegs
solid cove
urban canopy
they snack
vale zodiac
I have a crate full of year old fireworks. What should I do with them
vale zodiac
I live on a farm
urban canopy
save them for july 4th to celebrate the honourable country that is america 
lapis vector
think about the caddle
vale zodiac
I have no neighbors and no cattle
nocturne plume
urban canopy
think about the pigs :(
lapis vector
I have no neighbors and no cattle
@vale zodiac then light it all up at once
vale zodiac
My pigs have lots a.far away space to raom
urban canopy
wait ... so are all your cats farm cats?? i love farm cats
vale zodiac
I can't speak
My pigs have lots a.far away space to raom
@vale zodiac how
@urban canopy yes
solid cove
urban canopy
dense fur i just want to smoosh
vale zodiac
We got 2 to kill rats and eventually we ended up with 8
urban canopy
oh rip, babies? 
solid cove
urban canopy
ya lol ✂️
✂️
urban canopy
awww pepper is such a sweet name
solid cove
median yew
@icy trout xddd
wispy shale
I accidentally sent a single H...
solid cove
solid cove
..
umbral bloom
Idc
urban canopy
it was funny at first but then not so funny when people try and do it multiple times a day
umbral bloom
Well the vid was funny
urban canopy
yeah lol
umbral bloom
urban canopy
it gives ppl ideas tho
umbral bloom
No one actually copies the vid do they
solid cove
umbral bloom
Lol
urban canopy
maybe not now cuz its quiet lol
solid cove
icy trout
I know right
solid cove
umbral bloom
urban canopy
he sniff egg
umbral bloom
E g g
void palm
I-
urban canopy
he sniff too
eager pivot
Thomas has been in Vietnam for quite some time...
pallid lynx
dusty pulsar
Is there a turnip price selling place in this discord
wind oar
Do any of y’all remember bearville.. like the online game for build a bear
pallid lynx
I always used to think "to kill a mockingbird" was "tequila mockingbird"
eager pivot
FEED ME CHILDREN
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alpine marlin
Does the cat deserve a little salami?
pallid lynx
gray palm
boredom
pallid lynx
sorry its for a thing
outer void
Good morning!
north lotus
What happened to the villager in boxes tab?
outer void
@coral gyro @urban lily Good morning
solar ledge
Buenos diAs! :>
dawn hawk
I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAED
boreal haven
I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC 'N CHEESE AND NO BODY CAN STOP ME
steel glen
signal iris
Random question but... any advice for getting washing machine powder stains out from the stuff inbetween the bathroom tiles?? They create these white spots where it's supposed to just be gray inbetween the tiles
urban canopy
bold of you to assume anyone in off topic is over the age of 13
vale smelt
me
urban canopy
but good luck in your endeavour!
vale smelt
i dont use a powder detergent so i cannot help you
sage ivy
.t r1
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urban canopy
bro dont spam
vale smelt
#bot-commands
sage ivy
Oh sorry baahhaha
vale smelt
why did i wake up at 5 am
pallid lynx
vale smelt
haha your pfp is onglo gablogian
outer void
Random question but... any advice for getting washing machine powder stains out from the stuff inbetween the bathroom tiles?? They create these white spots where it's supposed to just be gray inbetween the tiles
@signal iris use Vanish or whatever the brand is where you're from https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/14/mum-uses-5-vanish-washing-powder-transform-tiled-floors-make-grout-look-like-new-12242081/
quartz lynx
It’s been a long time....
signal iris
@outer void aw thanks, I will try that 👍
outer void
You're welcome @signal iris
coral gyro
@outer void Heya, whats up
outer void
The sky @coral gyro
coral gyro
Stop trying to trick me
outer void
Seriously, I just wanted to say "good morning" o/
coral gyro
You keep trying to convince me about this "sky" thing
outer void
It's the blue thing above you
coral gyro
We all know that's the above ocean
outer void
You can't swim in it though
coral gyro
How do you know? Can you jump high enough
Havent you seen birds? they swim in it
Birds are just above ocean fish
outer void
I have a trampoline and am willing to see!
If that's an ocean, why aren't we wet all the time?
karmic spruce
y’all ever have that moment where you wanna role play with someone but either the role play you were in before got too dramatic or just nobodies up because it’s almost 5?
coral gyro
Because it's reverse water, gravity repels it
outer void
I'm going to say "no" @karmic spruce
karmic spruce
Yikes.
lucid lily
for legal reasons, i will be passing away. ❤️
outer void
You're cleverer than you look, which is better than looking cleverer then you are @coral gyro
karmic spruce
Idk just some random a— Some random role play using your OC, plus, I’m super bored.
coral gyro
@outer void If I was as clever as I look, I'd be the president
lucid lily
outer void
for legal reasons, i will be passing away. ❤️
@lucid lily RIP
lucid lily
yo so who tryna fly to mars with me
coral gyro
@lucid lily Is that real
karmic spruce
Imagine Chuck E Cheese turning into the new Freddy Fazbears
lucid lily
yep so is this
outer void
@outer void If I was as clever as I look, I'd be the president
@coral gyro of the above ocean, yes
lucid lily
facial recognition??!?! okay
coral gyro
Wait Chuck E Cheese are doing FNAF references?
karmic spruce
baha no
lucid lily
no they are fnaf
coral gyro
@outer void Call me reverse triton
karmic spruce
FNaF will be real in 60 seconds
lucid lily
fnaf actually was based off of an incident at chuck e cheese in the 80s
outer void
Those smells in the Chuck E Cheese are the kids farting
karmic spruce
Lma0
coral gyro
Those smells in Chuck E Cheese are the employees not showering for weeks
lucid lily
so, who’s coming to mars with me? ❤️
lucid lily
i’ve been to chuck e. cheese like 9 times and every time those stupid robots make me wanna beat their head in
karmic spruce
I’ve been there once, and I’m a teenager now,
coral gyro
I've never been and I'm an old fart
lucid lily
we go there for my cousins birthdays and i’m 14
outer void
I've been to Mars™, all I got was a chocolate bar
coral gyro
But to be fair, I'm not in the united states of chaos
outer void
You're not in the UK aka Crazy Town either, Ducky
coral gyro
I'm close though lol
karmic spruce
OH NO
lucid lily
i regret living in this country sometimes
karmic spruce
OH NO
it’s sunrise and I haven’t slept yet
lucid lily
yea me too
coral gyro
Oh look it's brainwash
outer void
Is that Abba @lucid lily ?
coral gyro
More like fappa
lucid lily
it’s iz*one
outer void
Lmao, Ducky
little egret
Good morning everyone
lucid lily
morning
tardy steeple
lets not please
little egret
Indeed
lucid lily
tardy steeple
.t r5
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coral gyro
I think he got it
little egret
HAH
outer void
That's adorable @lucid lily
lucid lily
ikrrr 
little egret
That’s some funny dialogue
tardy steeple
mr snowman
coral gyro
Rude Julian 😦
lucid lily
this used to make me laugh so hard for some reason
outer void
I think he got it
@coral gyro what did I get? Cos I'm still waiting for my bacon sandwich
little egret
Insert link Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
lucid lily
i think my humor is broken
coral gyro
@outer void You also get brain damage!
outer void
Poor fish!
@outer void You also get brain damage!
@coral gyro I do? That explains much...
tardy steeple
the fish 
lucid lily
it’s me? it’s meeeee — my friend
outer void
It must be contagious, Ducky
desert leaf
just came back did i see a fancam in off topic
i cant even take the time to work on a nu metal beat without yall actin up god damn
desert leaf
im sorry homie but nothing funny ever spoken or typed has started with "have you heard about"
coral gyro
Umm, close enough
desert leaf
outer void
I'll take it, Ducky
desert leaf
there is aburger in this gif, therfoe cow therefore moo
desert leaf
that would be impossible
outer void
What's impossible about it?
coral gyro
It's impossible it's better than a meat burger
desert leaf
god this beat is so fucking ass i hate myself for it
outer void
I prefer cow in my burger, ta muchly
desert leaf
yo this burger kinda go hard bruh
outer void
We now have "naked bacon" which is plant based. What happened to the world?
coral gyro
I feel dirty for posting a "floss" gif
desert leaf
no it is a powerful and good gif
outer void
So you should
coral gyro
People really need to be educated how to floss properly, who uses floss between their legs
desert leaf
u say that because u are not creative
coral gyro
That doesn't even make sense
outer void
I... Nope, I refuse to comment
coral gyro
So if I started using my lawn mower on my roof, I would be creative?
desert leaf
if there are things on ur roof to be mowed, yes
coral gyro
Do you have things between your legs that need flossing?
outer void
Not if you fell off, you'd be dead
coral gyro
Wait, don't answer that
desert leaf
ur legs are the things u floss silly
little egret
What
coral gyro
I thought you floss teeth
gilded fractal
Hi. Can you guys help me where I can post some arts that I'd like to sell?
coral gyro
I know a dark alley that has some interesting characters, they might buy something
desert leaf
ebay
sour sorrel
LGBTQIAP+
hybrid crow
Helloo
HELLO PEPE
How are u mister dinosaur ?
That’s half tragic half cool
😎
What do Pepe do in life
icy trout
hi
tardy steeple
wahj 
hybrid crow
Nice 👍🏼
icy trout
pres 
tardy steeple
aw :(
hybrid crow
That’s a good idea but thankfully after tomorrow I won’t have to see them anymore
Im changing school 🏫
tardy steeple
hopefully this next school treats you a bit better
hybrid crow
Yeah I hope so haha
deep bloom
hybrid crow
Tf, did Pepe just deleted all his message ?
unkempt thunder
Hallo #other-topics
tardy steeple
hiya
ionic salmon
Ich spreche Englisch SORRY
icy trout
hoi
tardy steeple
icy trout
im playing persona !! pog
worldly sluice
delicate cloak
Feed this channel 👀
tight saddle
i got question, is there no longer a place to sell turnips
i just saw that it had the locked thingy🥺
icy trout
hallow basin
Tom nook just passed by
deep swift
rich cosmos
maiden lodge
Got marina in boxes who wants her
surreal sparrow
@maiden lodge #701251557458444395 if it's free, or go to #villager-trade if you want to trade
true crypt
🥺
restive geyser
Anyone trading peaches?
jaunty pilot
If any dnd nerds want to see super wholesome dnd dm me
restive geyser
Dnd?
jaunty pilot
Yea
restive geyser
What's that
jaunty pilot
Dungeons and Dragons
restive geyser
Oh ok
blazing palm
Anyone have a katana?
umbral bloom
no self promo
little egret
No self promo and
weak raft
Ok
little egret
That’s not funny???
weak raft
jaunty pilot
If you want to learn or have very little experience with dnd, dm me as I’m making a noob focused campaign
vapid crest
Just collected my last fossil 😆😆😆
weak raft
Good job!
foggy reef
holy damn that mustve taken a lot of hard work
echo fiber
Should I buy Xcom2 for $20?
I would never ever pay the full $75 for the deluxe edition but is it even worth my time?
sinful dirge
I- I’m so uncomfortable
clear yacht
Who wants to trade fruits cus i have apples
golden forum
I need a name for my island. Any ideas?
restive geyser
I'm Bad at naming
golden forum
Me too
restive geyser
My island is named "ISLAND" dumbest desicion I ever made