Crustypants don't hide from us
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outer kestrel
fiery pike
Lmao
outer kestrel
@icy trout AH A STRANGER
icy trout
@outer kestrel I am watching you! 
outer kestrel
Swift help me, this Christine chick be watching me
icy trout
Christine 
outer kestrel
You're my wife, save me Swift
icy trout
Swift, don't get involved with this troublemaker
outer kestrel
Too late, she and I are wives
icy trout
lmao i cant refute that 
Lolol, yea sorry I haven't been around
it's been a busy week
outer kestrel
Aha, I'm glad you saw my DMs
icy trout
A ton of lab experiments
I did, I have been just really busy I haven't been responding to anyone
Shoving 5 days worth of experiments into 4 days is pretty rough
brittle sun
@icy trout hi sorry can you give me a pointer?
icy trout
You can DM me if youd like as not to clog up the chat :))
fiery pike
Go to #721542917264638002 and verify yourself to see trade chats
icy trout
Rom 
outer kestrel
🥺
icy trout
Dont be cheeky
surreal sparrow
You're dead rom🔪
icy trout
You don't need to redirect if you don't want to. But I just want people to be as kind as they can when redirecting people. ❤️ Thank you
Hey hey hey now people now smile on your brothers
outer kestrel
🥺 I'm only cheeky for you Swift
icy trout
Damn rom 👀
outer kestrel
Hell yeah swift 😎
icy trout
The entire universe is collapsing
ＢＵＴ ＴＨＡＴ＇Ｓ ＯＫ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ Ａ ＳＥＡＰＬＡＮＥ
wicked river
Y'ALL MILES FORMED HIS COCOON
merry pendant
what just happened, one second we were talking about danny gonzalez's doppleganger. Now I'm watching a full romance movie
long tundra
My boi rom
outer kestrel
Hen*
😎
Do I know you?
Bruh y'all changing shit on me I can't remember you people. The only people I remember rn is swift and couru because they're my wives
Christine doesn't exist
long tundra
Nah I meant I see you shootin ya shot
long tundra
My man
fiery pike
Gl rom
merry pendant
👍
wicked river
Day 11 my boy Miles finally formed his cocoon!!! It took me forever to find him since he decided to make it underneath his chair! Kilo is doing well too! He's a bit younger than Miles so he still has some time left before he makes his own cocoon :)
icy trout
awwwww
outer kestrel
Wdym good luck? Bruh Swift is MY WIFE 🤧
fiery pike
Wdym good luck? Bruh Swift is MY WIFE 🤧
@outer kestrel good luck on div-
merry pendant
I gotta get my popcorn
icy trout
Lmao sxy
surreal sparrow
I think i just got the name, sexy lin
outer kestrel
Could be lion
surreal sparrow
Sexy lion?
brittle sun
Thanks everyone. That is a long thorough rule.
merry pendant
hmmm?
fiery pike
Noooo its pronounced "sill-inn" its rhymes with "raven"
surreal sparrow
Are you sure its not sexy lion 👀 @fiery pike
mystic merlin
I'm crying lmao
fiery pike
"Squat thrusts"
mystic merlin
I'm letting my cousin play New Horizons while I play City Folk
icy trout
i
merry pendant
Bill is a very open person
mystic merlin
LMAO me at school
icy trout
Wtf Hahahaha
bold scaffold
I wish they were still mean
mystic merlin
Why lmao
icy trout
Them being mean was so great
bold scaffold
Yes. Gave them character
lyric mirage
Now they are like “watch out for bees kiddo”
icy trout
fiery pike
I wish crankys were actually cranky
urban lily
adds more dynamic character to their personality
merry pendant
I didn't play for 2 days and they though I was dead
icy trout
I actually loved it, this is the last screenshot
ancient egret
I loved these old AC lines LOL
urban lily
i want maple to scream at my face 🗿
bold scaffold
It’s the same repeating convos after a while. I don’t want to talk with them anymore
long tundra
Damn I didn’t know they use to cut ya ass
fiery pike
I want poppy to tell me I'm annoying
urban lily
cmon fauna, tell me i look like a clown
icy trout
I want my crankys to tell me I am not talented and my resident divas to tell me I look like shit
outer kestrel
They made everyone too nice in ACNH
mystic merlin
Omg Fauna would never 😔
bold scaffold
Yes!
urban lily
fauna would, but in the nicest way possible
ancient egret
LMAO as funny as that is, please keep this server appropriate.
fiery pike
Lol would jocks call you fat or sm
bold scaffold
Jocks would do that yes
mystic merlin
LMAO sorry Wes
outer kestrel
Oop, let's fulfill wes' request 🤧
urban lily
“Gee, Apollo... you sure do look a lot like Pietro! The clown life suits you! Queen”
icy trout
I loved Phyllis going "Your balance is 50 bells, just kidding its actually 0 LOL"
bold scaffold
Lol
merry pendant
Wes, now where have I heard that before, many years of smosh content flooding back
mystic merlin
Me: "Your remaining time to live is 50 days, just kidding its actually 0 LOL"
urban lily
Wes Side Story
icy trout
Peppys going "Who dressed you" is actually my lifeblood
mystic merlin
Sprinkle is a sweety
outer kestrel
My bank did that to me. I went to cash in a check, and I had a bill I needed to pay, so they took out the money right after I had the bank put the check in. "Your balance is $46.8- nevermind, it's $0 now".
bold scaffold
Nice
fiery pike
I remember a screenshot where Wolfgang says "Man, that is 100% fresh squeezed, organic stupidity!"
merry pendant
@mystic merlin you better watch your back
mystic merlin
breathes
outer kestrel
When someone cries, at least they're crying 🤧
long tundra
Everything ok Rom you can talk to us
icy trout
However I will say Kid telling me he cant drive anymore was a highlight of ACNH conversation
rom whens the next schedules crying session
outer kestrel
Aha, I'm fine. I just wanted to mock Pascal's saying. Let's do it now Swift
long tundra
Ight cool 😎
bold scaffold
Can I join
outer kestrel
Hell yeah, just say crying with rom and swift in status
bold scaffold
The session and after we can all kiss
icy trout
👀
merry pendant
I... might not come anymore
outer kestrel
😎
icy trout
wass up Quinoa?
worn barn
jori: meanwhile, we're absolutely not fine and we're actually having a really bad breakdown! :)
merry pendant
ummmm
surreal sparrow
Oh, ill cry with you
icy trout
A day is my chosen time. And aw Jori :(( I hope the system is doing okay
worn barn
jori: we're not! we're not doing okay!
spice token
i just slammed my foot on my desk, o u c h
inland hound
You’re a bruh moment.
outer kestrel
@icy trout okay, Bet, i'll do a day
worn barn
jori: i'm actually literally so fucking close to crying you don't understand!
merry pendant
@inland hound aren't we all
worn barn
jori: i haven't personally cried in years!
inland hound
It is okay to cry. I did it yesterday during my bouts
merry pendant
@worn barn u good, you can talk to us ya know
long tundra
Pain.
bold scaffold
Crying right now
hybrid crow
Hello there (:
merry pendant
hoi
worn barn
jori: people! are so fucking rude to us! the metalocalypse fandom is absolute fucking trash! they make fun of us constantly! they say we're faking this! they call us creepy! ever since november of last year this all kept fucking happening! i'm so tired of fighting. i wish somebody would fight for us.
hybrid crow
Sorry, but what’s happening ?
long tundra
We’re crying
merry pendant
Crying sounds good, I'll join
worn barn
jori: im so tired. im so, so tired. i'm in so much pain. i'm so tired of fighting.
hybrid crow
Are y’all okay ?
merry pendant
@worn barn then why don't you go sleep sleep
worn barn
jori: we just woke up. we're not sleep tired. we're exhausted. we're mentally tired.
outer kestrel
@icy trout yes ma'am, well cry all day long
icy trout
hey, its a valid reason
outer kestrel
I cry everyday when I don't have ramen or pho
worn barn
jori: .. . . .
merry pendant
fighting is bad, it makes me sad and a lot of people are driving me mad
final skiff
Where did the marketplace tabs go?
ancient egret
@final skiff Go to #721542917264638002 then react to the confirmation post with the already provided “✅” at the top of the channel. Be sure to follow these rules when trading.
long tundra
Anime the only that makes me cry
merry pendant
sometimes it just hits the feels
indigo vigil
what anime
merry pendant
They playn beat saber in there, or whatever that game be called
jaunty pilot
BEHOLD DND BUT OMEGA WHOLESOMENESS https://youtu.be/dszmUd90s1M
inland hound
Okay
outer kestrel
@icy trout Darling, please cry a little harder, we need to synchronize our crying 🤧
merry pendant
I played dnd with a couple friends, we ended up holding a game show to decide which hallway to go down
worn barn
jori: :/
merry pendant
That's the reason why everyone else is here
inland hound
You
merry pendant
it's like a last resort of entertainment
inland hound
You are the joke 😎👌
long tundra
We got it
merry pendant
🔥 roasted🔥
long tundra
He did u dirty
icy trout
@icy trout Darling, please cry a little harder, we need to synchronize our crying 🤧
@outer kestrel yes maam
long tundra
😳
inland hound
Okay. I can say much more meaner stuff, however this is an Animal Crossing server with rules so I won’t say anything else.
merry pendant
no, I refuse a yo mama joke
worn barn
jori: what the fuck.
inland hound
You’re not my boss, you don’t pay me to deal with this shit.
merry pendant
broo, we aint no jesters
long tundra
I got no talents to entertain you
merry pendant
I find it easier to freak people out than to entertain them
inland hound
Haha Minecraft joke funny
Speaking of Minecraft, I’m gonna hop into my friends server 😎👌
merry pendant
I'm now scared
long tundra
That’s a good song I have it on repeat 24/7
inland hound
It’s Bedrock edition and we wouldn’t let a lame-o like you joining our server 😎👌
long tundra
😭wow
worn barn
jori: :/
merry pendant
o.o
inland hound
Mario: You are-a number one-a! Wahoo!
merry pendant
what
long tundra
Oh nah
inland hound
I can handle pics like that but I don’t think others can as well, so uh, you should remove that 😳😳😳
merry pendant
no, I thin k they'd just eat it
inland hound
Yeah. Cat food and dog food tastes garbage
long tundra
How do you know that 🤨
inland hound
Because I ate some, sue me
long tundra
Shit, I don’t judge
inland hound
I was curious. Also to prepare myself in the event that I ever run out of food and pet food is the last thing I have left 😎👌
merry pendant
I don't think I'd ever click on that video
worn barn
jori: i'm literally 0.2 seconds away from snapping out on somebody but hello, i am jori, i am a member of a DID system.
inland hound
You’re making me relive my time as an employee in a pizza place
merry pendant
Hi jori, how you feeling
inland hound
I fucking hated the customers.
worn barn
jori: i'm pissed off, that's how i'm feeling.
umbral zephyr
HI DOES ANYONE WATCH ANIME HERE
umbral zephyr
OKAY UHM DOES ANYONE KNOW ENSEMBLE STARS
merry pendant
@umbral zephyr no sorry
umbral zephyr
oh rip okay
inland hound
“Give me this slice, no this DELICIOUS ONE RIGHT HERE points to unknown spot”
“Can I get a free slice I am hungry and have no money”
“What do you mean the coupon expired I want my fucking PIZZA”
“snaps Uh hellooooo? Pizza man give me a slice, pronto”
“Can I get a murmurs? You didn’t hear me? Well open your ears next time, gosh”
Why are customers the dumbest things to have ever lived.
limber rock
looking for someone to make tags, hashtags and keywords for animal crossing posts and youtube videos. Can pay in-game items let me know your prices per post/theme/video
inland hound
Chill, bro.
merry pendant
dude
worn barn
jori: what the fuck?
tidal hull
vomiting dog? we dont stan
inland hound
Dino Man what’s up with you and dogs throwing up.
worn barn
jori: what the fuck is wrong with you?
tidal hull
whats up with the name prefix thing? r u roleplaying?
fiery pike
They're a system
tidal hull
oooh DID mk mk
inland hound
no
tidal hull
idk froggy chair kinda dead meme
merry pendant
I mean, I stan chair but no
tidal hull
me
inland hound
You ever eat crickets?
Cause I have, and they’re delicious
merry pendant
That sounds like elmer
fiery pike
WHAT HOW DO THEY TASTE
tidal hull
a cricket came out of my nectarine yesterday
inland hound
They taste like crickets
fiery pike
Valid
tidal hull
was mildly traumatized and will never touch a nectarine again
inland hound
Put some salt and lemon to make it epic
Dino Man you are weird bro
fiery pike
Nah search up TreatsForBeasts on yt
inland hound
They can also be dipped in chocolate though, tbh, that sounds gross
merry pendant
Maybe it's one of those unlikely combinations, like pickles and icecream
fiery pike
Ew
long tundra
I’m good bro
worn barn
jori: im gonna... fuckin. get something to eat. i'm pissed off.
merry pendant
anyone ever had a stroop waffle?
sudden wolf
What’s a stroop waffle?
merry pendant
it's a waffle that has caramel baked into it
icy trout
That sounds incredible
long tundra
That shit sounds nice
fiery pike
That sounds good af
sudden wolf
Ohh is it one of those waffles you put on top of a hot coffee or chocolate and it melts?
inland hound
Haha shaggy go boom
sudden wolf
Whoa this garlic pasta did not go with my coffee oops lol
merry pendant
No, I don't think it would melt, it's the same form as a waffle
icy trout
Hahahahaha that shaggy tho
merry pendant
oh, yeah then maybe
sudden wolf
I’ve had one once and it was amazing
long tundra
That waffle looks like it doesn’t belong there
fiery pike
Dont bully him
sudden wolf
It’s very skinny almost like a wafer. Waffle is trying his best
long tundra
Don’t bully who
fiery pike
Waffle
sudden wolf
u w u
long tundra
Oh my fault, I apologize to the waffle
mint tiger
What happens when you visit someone’s island with the same villager you have? Can you talk to them? What do they say?
sudden wolf
They suffer from amnesia, it is very sad.
long tundra
Lmao
sudden wolf
My friends both have Pashmina as a starter. It was very strange lol
long tundra
They don’t know who you are @mint tiger
mint tiger
That sucks
sudden wolf
Each villager is unique in the code, so technically duplicate unique instances of them are also, well, unique
rare shuttle
I wish I had nitro it’s to much here in Canada
sudden wolf
Isabelle!!! Did you find your missing sock?
rare shuttle
merry pendant
sock?
rare shuttle
Yes
sudden wolf
Idk she’s always losing it and announcing its return in the island announcements
fiery pike
Does tom nook even pay you
sudden wolf
What’s the name of your plants on your desk??
rare shuttle
icy trout
dog
sudden wolf
She’s a shih tzu
sudden wolf
Accurate
long tundra
Isabelle is gonna form a rebellion against Tom
fiery pike
Why
merry pendant
@icy trout finally someone else to join the crusty toe group
plush echo
cute dog!
sudden wolf
Wh
rare shuttle
Is it just me or do you think nitro. Cost to much here in Canada
plush echo
happy canada day!
sudden wolf
I think nitro costs too much everywhere
fiery pike
Nitro isnt even worth it lol
sudden wolf
But it helps the server, so that’s good.
fiery pike
Ye
long tundra
Huh?
merry pendant
where they charging you $159?
long tundra
Hell no
merry pendant
no
fiery pike
159 a year?? Or like
merry pendant
it says it's $99.99 a year not a one time payment
long tundra
Hw?
merry pendant
@icy trout what yah doin in the music voice?
long tundra
He just vibin
merry pendant
I thought it was shut down temporarily
untold atlas
long tundra
When that one kid ask about the hw
worn barn
jori: sorry, i was outside and bringing in materials for our new bedroom.
long tundra
Nice
worn barn
jori: it really puts into perspective how stupidly weak this body is. before? i could easily carry two 80 pound bags on concrete mix on each shoulder. now? good luck getting it an inch off the ground.
untold atlas
urban canopy
u know u can’t talk in the music channel right
untold atlas
lol
long tundra
🤦♂️
worn barn
jori: i miss being able to carry stuff like a big strong boy ):
long tundra
There’s someone there ask them for help
urban canopy
do you have the voice role
covert rose
This is a good day
urban canopy
merry pendant
@icy trout go to #722517717411823747 read it and press tick
urban canopy
yo that’s not very nice dino man
worn barn
jori: jesus christ.
covert rose
yeah that's not very polite young man
icy trout
um, Dino
covert rose
@icy trout ?
long tundra
He’s going thru some stuff
merry pendant
for what exactly?
worn barn
jori: i'm gonna restart my computer real quick.
urban canopy
ruh roh
long tundra
?
covert rose
turn off pings poopy stinky brain @icy trout
oh hey @covert rose also lazy
nope not @covert rose
i meant @long tundra
and @icy trout no you aren't lol
deeply you mean
long tundra
Huh what about me
merry pendant
deeply*
sinful dirge
covert rose
omfg cute
merry pendant
coot
fiery pike
How old?
covert rose
@long tundra i was saying you are also lazy
sinful dirge
They were born on March 28th
fiery pike
Ohh cute
sinful dirge
So 3 months?
covert rose
wait wth uchi?
long tundra
Oh ok
covert rose
is that sisterly or somin
merry pendant
ohhh, that's why they look blind
sinful dirge
Yeah
covert rose
oh ok
sinful dirge
ohhh, that's why they look blind
@merry pendant what?
covert rose
so hyped on raymond tho
sinful dirge
They opened their eyes after a week or 2 lmfao
merry pendant
He looked like he was blind, and I find they look like that for a while
urban canopy
he just sleep
merry pendant
Maybe I've just seen some perculiar cats
covert rose
is it a boy or girl?
sinful dirge
Cats are way different from humans lol, and she’s a gorl
covert rose
oh ok
this is a cute pic of my cat, a girl https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706911548106473513/710576680233861270/IMG_20200505_145923_473.jpg
she's just so cute
rare shuttle
I can’t buy nitro I don’t have money in my wallet
covert rose
i want nitro too
merry pendant
I can't find a cute pic of my dog, she just look like a rat
worn barn
jori: i'm alive.
sinful dirge
Same kitteh a week after birth
covert rose
oh hey jori
sinful dirge
I do commissions too but only one person has commissioned me :(
covert rose
oof
worn barn
jori: our dreamies... honestly, ray, kabuki, and bob are our top three
merry pendant
@worn barn welcome to life, it's a hell hole
covert rose
only 0 people have commissioned me
rare shuttle
worn barn
jori: yeah, you have no idea, Quinoa.
rare shuttle
@sinful dirge my pic
merry pendant
I believe it's real, I've done it before
sinful dirge
I mean the eyes
rare shuttle
sinful dirge
OHHH THEYRE SUNGLASSES
long tundra
I wanna be as cool as him
merry pendant
😎
rare shuttle
plush echo
sweet!
sinful dirge
Damn my back is killing me
rare shuttle
merry pendant
crickedy crack goes my damn back
worn barn
jori: considering i just fucked my back up trying to heave a 80 pound bag of concrete mix: im feeling it.
sinful dirge
XD
rare shuttle
I wish I had nitro it’s expensive to n Canada
outer kestrel
sinful dirge
PURRITO
merry pendant
This aint mine but I have to show
sinful dirge
One of my kittens is named burrito
merry pendant
yes.
surreal sparrow
Ooo, can i eat i?
sinful dirge
Nu
merry pendant
Don't we all
icy trout
CATS!
worn barn
jori: speaking of food: egg sandwiches are really good. im the one who got magnus into eating them
icy trout
Swswswswswswsw kitty
pure cairn
My dog is weird
icy trout
Doggo bewwy wub. Tsktsktsktsktsktsk
hardy jungle
merry pendant
You're lucky he aint no RaT
hardy jungle
beware of attack dog
What happens when Isabelle says there will be some shooting star stuff
merry pendant
At night look up and if you see something shooting across the sky, have nothing in your hand a press a
hardy jungle
?
rich cosmos
Happy Canada Day to all you amazing Canadians❤️🇨🇦
merry pendant
Wait, there's a Canada day?
rich cosmos
Yep:)
snow spoke
hi chat
covert rose
that's crazy Dino
merry pendant
What's it for, and what do you do?
covert rose
oh hey chungus
snow spoke
ooooh havent been on this server in a while, been taking a break from ac
rich cosmos
it’s basically we celebrate the birth of the name canada
snow spoke
dino, do you just post pepe frogs?
rich cosmos
it’s like july 4th but in canada:)
snow spoke
cos i like it. and so far i approve of it.
worn barn
jori: yeah, no kidding.
merry pendant
sounds fun, on australia day we just think about all the messed up stuff that the english did when they arrived
hardy jungle
Wait so I’ll get some stars tonight?
snow spoke
Wait so I’ll get some stars tonight?
@hardy jungle yeah. if you wish on a shooting star, they will appear on your beach the next day
burnt kelp
so hyped on raymond tho
@covert rose
What's got you so hyped?
covert rose
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-burrito-cat-burrito-rolled-up-gif-17537306
@merry pendant crunchy
snow spoke
sounds fun, on australia day we just think about all the messed up stuff that the english did when they arrived
@merry pendant its that too and people just gamble at the pub lol
hardy jungle
Guys how have I not experienced joy con drift yet? I’m getting scared
Is it because I got the 2019 base Nintendo switch?
Not the switch lite
worn barn
jori: our 2019 switch drifts.
merry pendant
dunno
merry pendant
I think the mods might if he doesn't
worn barn
jori: it triggers our paranoia.
merry pendant
or wut?
pure cairn
Stop
merry pendant
nah
pure cairn
Nvm then
merry pendant
Wut?
pure cairn
Are u making fun of Canadians
merry pendant
oh
hardy jungle
Who’s Jori
pure cairn
merry pendant
Doesn't mean I'm gonna play it
worn barn
jori: im going to fucking snap
pure cairn
Zucker wants that pudding
surreal sparrow
Why?
worn barn
jori: jesus fucking Christ
surreal sparrow
You okay?
merry pendant
@hardy jungle It's a DID system if you're wondering
hardy jungle
?
merry pendant
?
hard shale
@worn barn who are you talking to?
worn barn
jori: what?
jori: oh. i hate that @ dino keeps posting that creepy fucking picture of that momo looking motherfucker because it triggers our paranoia.
sinful dirge
THE BUGS ARE COMING AND I HATE THEM
merry pendant
bugs?
worn barn
jori: also, i'm a did system. please look at up.
sinful dirge
JUST DIE STOP INVADING MY HOUSE
merry pendant
oh, bugs
worn barn
jori: w
merry pendant
...
worn barn
jori: huh????
sinful dirge
@hard shale thats very unprofessional and uncalled for.
worn barn
jori: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
merry pendant
@icy trout why?
hard shale
@sinful dirge really? Well could u explain who slow hammer is talking to so I can understand what's going on?
surreal sparrow
@icy trout stop
merry pendant
Dino man, if you're overwhelmed then take a breather
sinful dirge
He has DID. He is part of a DID system. He’s not talking to “imaginary friends”
Jori is the alter currently fronting.
bright hatch
pretty
lost venture
that looks like my cousion
surreal sparrow
Please stop
icy trout
can you stop its annoying
worn barn
jori: don't worry. i got help.
hard shale
@sinful dirge i see. Thanks for explaining and sorry for my message.
merry pendant
thanks
lost venture
im jewish
merry pendant
Oh, I didn't mean- nvm
lost venture
lmao idc its just funny
merry pendant
cute
lost venture
they collapse when they r outta water they look cool in the water
full vault
Alright but if a blobfish is alright, the other stuff wasnt.
worn barn
jori: jesus fucking christ.
dense ruin
Roxxx
lost venture
HEY
outer kestrel
👀
lost venture
thats cuz u kept sending that hideous thing
sinful dirge
You’re muted, stop talking
outer kestrel
Stop, you're only making it worse for yourself.
lost venture
i cant hear @icy trout hes muted
sinful dirge
Boobie
surreal sparrow
👌 nice
outer kestrel
And my untitled goose game shirt
drowsy moss
Yo cool
sinful dirge
CHICKS IN CUPCAKE WRAPPERS
sinful dirge
?
merry pendant
i a m c o n f u s i o n
lost venture
even if u blush that dodo airlines chick the chance of big fish island doesnt get any better
sinful dirge
Ohhhh
merry pendant
oh ok
worn barn
jori: yes but i am superstitious so i will anyway.
lost venture
oki
safe narwhal
Just a casual day of fishing.
sinful dirge
C a t f I s h
worn barn
jori: ... raymond is a dude, and so is the guy at the dodo airlines counter, just so you know this.
sinful dirge
Hims a catfish now
safe narwhal
dang just a sea bass
lost venture
thank u slow hammer
zealous canyon
raymond bass
safe narwhal
How do I get him out
sinful dirge
Probably just relog
zealous canyon
give him a mouse
lost venture
hit him wif axe
sinful dirge
My Raymond got stuck in my campsite and relogging got him out
worn barn
jori: worst feeling: drinking from a soda can that has a lot of condensation on the outside of the can and then the cold ass can water drips on your leg
little egret
I just finished cleaning after 4 hours
sinful dirge
Good job!
worn barn
jori: forcing myself to work on my acnh island.
true crypt
When you find molly after 3 nmt but you have 50 left: 👁👄👁
worn barn
jori: welcome to hell! welcome to hell! welcome to hell! [slams pots and pans together]
jori: yknow, island designer is good when you want to lay one tile of a path a bunch of times. but otherwise? just suck it up and use the custom designs app.
hardy jungle
Does anyone here have joy con drift
zealous mauve
sinful dirge
HORSE
worn barn
jori: ah yes, my favorite animal. the hoers.
sinful dirge
Bro why do I have a RANDOM BRUISE
worn barn
jori: way-back-then, people used to blame those 'unknown' bruises on the devil.
sinful dirge
worn barn
jori: devil's bruises sounds like a badass metal band.
sinful dirge
LmAo
worn barn
jori: life hack
sinful dirge
Lmao
prime blade
icy trout
@prime blade I heard the music in my head
prime blade
lmao
icy trout
Hollllyyy
prime blade
icy trout
I’m dead 😵
prime blade
everybody gansta till
worn barn
jori: ah. the tnt yeeter
worn barn
jori: the worst part is accidentally doing it in creative / superflat.
hardy jungle
Guys a possibly easy way to fix joy con drift is just doing this:
inner violet
hello my beautiful people of the server!
prime blade
minecraft thumbnails be like
inner violet
How are you today?
urban lily
gg
icy trout
Daa fuq
urban lily
Guys a possibly easy way to fix joy con drift is just doing this:
@hardy jungle what are you doing lol
prime blade
rigid granite
merry pendant
no, not the bird
prime blade
hardy jungle
What happens when there is a meteor shower
prime blade
urban lily
lol
prime blade
everybody gansta till herobrine is a sheep
urban lily
mhm
icy trout
@hardy jungle what are you doing lol
@urban lily lol I was wondering the same. Waiiit for it
worn barn
jori: if you look at the sky with empty hands and see a shooting star / hear the jingle, you can press A to make a wish - when you make a wish, a star fragment will wash up on your beach the next day. @hardy jungle
urban lily
he didn’t even answer smh
unique sky
worn barn
jori: oh no.
hardy jungle
@urban lily in the video I went to find controllers and was vibrating the controller. I had minor drift this morning and it fixed it
Guys did you know that DOG CLONING is a thing? 😱😱😱😱
I’m not even joking just search it up
lapis vector
You mean breeding?
merry pendant
yes,
hardy jungle
No
worn barn
jori: dolly was a cloned sheep -- her name was dolly because she was cloned from mammary tissue. it's.... a boob joke.
merry pendant
You mean breeding?
@lapis vector no actual cloning
icy trout
Ohhh I think that is a temp fixtho
worn barn
jori: also yes! for 50,000 dollars you can have your dog cloned!
lapis vector
done to breed
worn barn
jori: which is way too fucking expensive for a dog that "looks" like your old dog!
jori: also, dino. please. please think before you speak.
hard shale
@icy trout please stop saying gross things
hardy jungle
A guy cloned the DNA of his dead dog, and put that DNA in an egg of a pregnant dog and when the dog gave birth, it gave birth to a dog that looked literally identical to his dead dog, because it had literally the exact same DNA 😱😱😱
urban canopy
hii machi 💖
worn barn
jori: nobody cares about dog barf!
hard shale
@urban canopy hi 
urban lily
gets unmuted just to talk about that of all things
hardy jungle
Also monkeys have been cloned, as well as many other animals
icy trout
Ikr he is asking for it lol
worn barn
jori: the only problem with cloning is that there's literally no guarantee that your new cloned dog will act anything like your old dog.
merry pendant
sad
hard shale
@worn barn very true
merry pendant
The return of purritto
worn barn
jori: cloning is all fun and games until scientists figure out how to jurassic park some god damn dinosaurs.
surreal sparrow
Ooo purritto is cute
icy trout
i got my amiibo cards today
merry pendant
@worn barn that could actually happen, they found viable dna of a certain dinosaur. They also found mammoth blood soooo
surreal sparrow
Congrats
worn barn
jori: which scientists are attempting to Jurassic Park some damn dinosaurs, because they've also done CRISPR gene editing with chickens.
jori: which is terrifying, but i want a pet spinosaurus.
glossy nebula
Watch the bot give me like 300 bites because of that video
merry pendant
as long as it's only herbivores
outer kestrel
Cloning is strictly DNA based, so of course the clone may not act the way you want it to.
merry pendant
apparently having mamoths will be better for the earth as they help stop global warming
surreal sparrow
Oh
urban canopy
@hard shale
trail estuary
does someone know some good debate/political discord serversđ
hexed pendant
@dull haven 😡🔪
hard shale
@icy trout please stop spamming dude
surreal sparrow
@cloud heron maybe do an arcade area
outer kestrel
....
surreal sparrow
It still is spam...
merry pendant
all u gotta do is vibe
outer kestrel
.
merry pendant
eh
surreal sparrow
??
outer kestrel
?
merry pendant
we're all wierdos in a way
surreal sparrow
Munch
outer kestrel
Dude, just chill with us and we're all good. We didn't shun you, at least I assume we didn't. 👀
worn barn
jori: you ever place down a path while terraforming and go "eeeew."
icy trout
these are so cute
outer kestrel
Aha, that's what I do with my chickens. I eat their eggs 😎
alpine marlin
I might have the coronavirus
outer kestrel
I already have it, no need to tell me
rocky scaffold
hi
alpine marlin
HES GOT THE VIRUS
@icy trout
I had school the other day and someone well u know
Rivk roll?
surreal sparrow
Ooo, mmm
native grail
no
alpine marlin
Better
native grail
its not a rick roll its art
jovial jasper
Say Happy Birthday 😛
icy trout
Happy borthdayyyyyyyy
formal gale
Happy birthday!🎉 🎊
bright hatch
happy birtdhday
floral pilot
civic flume
Does somebody know where i can find the free villager in boxes Chanel? 0.0
summer siren
white haven
.t tradegate @civic flume
frosty moonBOT
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queen gust
Why did the band ACDC name themselves after different types of currents?
icy trout
Cuz they are thunderstruck
slow pawn
rare shuttle
Can somebody buy me nitro it’s okey if not
long tundra
Umm I’m broke
tender light
Does anyone have firewood?
I need it to keep Genji amiibo :(
long tundra
Wassup
noble creek
GUYS SHERB IS AT AN ISLAND IDK WHAT TO DO I ALREADY HAVE STITCHES
rare shuttle
Can somebody buy me nitro it’s okey if not
icy trout
Haha @rare shuttle are u fo real xD
GUYS SHERB IS AT AN ISLAND IDK WHAT TO DO I ALREADY HAVE STITCHES
@noble creek have em both
frank apex
Hello does anyone knows where daisy Mae no fee channel is? :0
noble creek
But I just got rid of hornsby bc I want a peppy villager 😞
icy trout
I have a preppy one and they are beautiful 🙂
long tundra
@frank apex You gotta verify something I forgot how tho
noble creek
It’s under stalk market @frank apex
frank apex
Okay thank you
long tundra
@frank apex Go to #721542917264638002 and scroll all the way up and click the check
icy trout
does anyone know if this is a kpop icon or some girl on insta?
pls dm me if u know her pls n ty xx
outer void
icy trout
Anyone there?
@icy trout Yeah, what's up?
dark hemlock
Omg YES
icy trout
@icy trout probably a catfish
dark hemlock
Red or black?
long tundra
No Dino
west dagger
Can someone please take merengue she's ugly, and needs a new home
tranquil rivet
ok nvm
urban canopy
post in #701251557458444395 @west dagger
or get the trade role at #721542917264638002
west dagger
Thanks
long tundra
Huh
willow ridge
icy trout
Im also getting rhonda and peanut
brittle rover
icy trout
Anyone have leopold in boxes?
steady dust
Lemme just leave this here
worn barn
JJ: Ew.
steady dust
You’re welcome
burnt sonnet
kaylin no-
rancid root
That's even worse than the other ones i-
steady dust
HAHA LMAO
hard shale
@icy trout that's a post for #villager-trade ^^
Get the trade role to see the trade channels by reading #721542917264638002 and react to the first post
brave raft
My turnip trade tab is completely gone..
hard shale
.t tradegate @brave raft
frosty moonBOT
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sinful dirge
Me took a nap
covert venture
Idk if there is a specific chat for this but does anyone want to come to my island to play hide n’ seek. If I can’t find you or you’re the last one you win 50 nmt (maybe like 5 people)
hard shale
I hope you Slept well @sinful dirge
sinful dirge
Lol I’m saying I just woke up
hard shale
@covert venture yes, #690093605821480980. Get the trade role by reading #721542917264638002 and react to the first post and you'll see all the channels of the server
@sinful dirge god I'm jared 19 today
sinful dirge
Mood honestly
worn barn
JJ: We're all spiritually Jared, 19, today.
icy trout
So Jared
worn barn
JJ: Also, Salutations, everyone!
icy trout
I heard you cant read
worn barn
JJ: I... have finally actually woke up...
remote orchid
do u guys have problems with joy con drift :/
surreal owl
Mbn
It's when your analog sticks basically work on their own, your character will walk around without you touching the stick, and whatnot
hard shale
@remote orchid gosh I had to change my joycons 3 times in a year it was awful
icy trout
ohhh
hard shale
I have a switch lite now. If it happens with it I'm doomed.
icy trout
recalibrate them maybe? first?
remote orchid
i did it doesnt work, hardware problem
I have a switch lite now. If it happens with it I'm doomed.
@hard shale goodluck omg
hard shale
@icy trout it does nothing generally. You just have to change them love.
remote orchid
i play on my sisters switch and it started drifting im scared sjkdsh
just a little bit but enough to be annoying
worn barn
JJ: Ours is bad enough that it scrolls through the Switch HOME menu on its own.
hard shale
That sucks
worn barn
(JJ: Or makes our bike go in circles in Pokemon Sword.)
remote orchid
rip
worn barn
JJ: ew, I have what tastes like a piece of cilantro stuck in my teeth.
icy trout
i mean theres a video online that seems to help a lot of people
worn barn
JJ: It's a FNAF: Sister Location joke.
foggy reef
obama location
icy trout
I think it looks like the poster to saw 1
urban lily
i cant believe ppl are actually whining about the whole apple not packaging new phone with charger rumor
surreal owl
As if the chargers ever last anyways
icy trout
Thats what they get for using apple
The stock cables are complete shit. Always gotta get after market
😐
worn barn
JJ: Isn't.... don't you need the charger? This is like the wireless headphones all over again.
urban lily
lmaooo well that and they’re basically implying that the average household has a shortage of apple chargers already?
surreal owl
Please don't post things that will likely make people uncomfortable.
worn barn
JJ: I was about to ask for somebody to delete that, I got jumpscared by that.
pulsar loom
anyone wanna play roblox
icy trout
E, please stop spamming
surreal owl
Or spam ^
icy trout
Hmmm
pulsar loom
yea but not alot of ppl write in that chat
urban lily
JJ: Isn't.... don't you need the charger? This is like the wireless headphones all over again.
@worn barn if you’ve been purchasing apple products for a while, you likely already have a drawer full of phone chargers. marques made the comparison to a dslr not being shipped with lenses. plus it could draw back on the e-waste a shit ton by not shipping chargers that would likely be thrown away eventually
icy trout
If i were to get an apple phone and it didnt have an apple charger, id be mad because i have no apple charger lol
never owned something apple in my life
split breach
Are there no longer turnip sales happening on this server?
icy trout
.t tradegate @split breach Follow these instructions ❤️
frosty moonBOT
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urban lily
well apple may cut down on the price of the phone itself so if you need the charger you can just buy it separately. a lot of people buy chargers separately anyway
icy trout
thas tru, as long as they make people aware its not in there its sound
Why do I have my sand on the beach
urban lily
i can’t imagine they’d not tell people when they’re on stage
its funny though bc this is prolly gonna be reenacted with other companies, like how everyone followed apple on the no headphone jack train
outer kestrel
Android IS good 🥺
icy trout
but apple low key following on the android chain with that new update
urban lily
you mean with widgets?
outer kestrel
Apple be getting its parts from samsung, so can you really say it's "original" anymore? Nah
icy trout
Tbh, I think the update is not a great idea. Apple usually is known to be streamlined and simple to use, widgets are a bit not that
outer kestrel
Widgets are for those who want customization, apple isn't user friendly for customization
urban lily
if they wanted to follow android w widgets they would’ve done so years ago. n its not like people have been begging apple for widgets. they’re only doing it now because, well because they can, i guess
and the widgets don’t really operate like android widgets. they‘re still relatively minimalistic
misty warren
Did it come out yet
fresh dragon
everyone look pretty cat
urban lily
pretty
outer kestrel
Look, both apple and android have their advantages and stole ideas from each othe r 
urban lily
i still don’t classify this as “stealing their idea”. only if they had followed suit when widgets were first implemented
outer kestrel
I'm saying in general, not this specific moment.
urban lily
icy trout
Eh i just go android is known for their widgets and customisation, ive always associated it with android as a long time user
But innovation innovation innovation
surreal owl
That video scared me
urban lily
well anyway, i think apple’s taking the right route w the charger situation. i just hope they actually explain their reasoning
worn barn
JJ: But like, what if people don't have a random drawer full of apple chargers? How expensive are they, anyway?
outer kestrel
Android is my preference as well because I prefer customization. That being said, Apple has done a great job with cameras and their OS, it's just not for me.
urban lily
not that expensive if you know where to look
urban lily
yea don’t buy chargers or earpods from the apple website
outer kestrel
Retail pricing is $20-$30 for them
worn barn
JJ: Get them secondhand from Ebay. Got it.
surreal owl
I bought airpods from the apple site, yikes
icy trout
lol i just have a draw of micro USB cables
outer kestrel
Just buy them from somewhere that isn't Apple's online store.
urban lily
i mean yea i got airpods from the apple site as well
outer kestrel
You're better off saving money than spending more than you need to.
worn barn
JJ: Imagine paying anywhere from 200 to 800 dollars for a new phone and it doesn't even come with a charger, LMAO.
surreal owl
800?
urban lily
its like $1000 baby
surreal owl
That would be a steal for a new apple phone
outer kestrel
Bruh, that shit be $1000 at least!
icy trout
apple users who get the new phone asap are insane
worn barn
JJ: Dear god.
urban lily
but they’ve reduced pricing before, so i think the least they’ll do is cut off the amount of what chargers n earpods would cost
surreal owl
#588849635318300686 Please! 
worn barn
JJ: Even as a former scientist I have no clue what things should cost.
icy trout
waddap
worn barn
JJ: I'm like the image of that lady, "it's a banana, how much would it cost? 12 dollars?"
outer kestrel
I'm just waiting for the Pixel 4a because camera.... I don't use my phone for heavy, intensive apps and programs. My laptop does that job, or my iPad. Plus, the Pixel phones have been good, although......... Their shitty ass Pixel 4 and 3XL.... Hell no.
urban lily
LMFAO
icy trout
urban lily
hi vida
worn barn
JJ: I am not.... generally good with money and had problems with mispricing things in the past. Note to self: do not price the HELPER robots that cheap.
urban lily
insert banana for scale meme
outer kestrel
@worn barn If you need tips on buying things off of eBay or shopping for good deals, let me know. I use eBay a lot, and my mom is an eBay seller, has been for 16 yrs
finite glade
Anyone else having that discord glitch where you can't send images cuz the loading bar spazzes out
icy trout
Rom
outer kestrel
Yes?
icy trout
Hi
outer kestrel
Hello dear vida, how are you?
outer kestrel
Ah, I'm eating panda express
surreal owl
"What did Vida have to do with a PT?"
surreal owl
I don't play anymore because I have rust
icy trout
Idk what a panda express is but wow 
outer kestrel
I remember when I broke my elbow, I refused to do PT with someone, so I just did my own PT. I swear, I fucked up my elbow more, now it can't stretch in as far as it could
icy trout
This is why I do my pt, at the physical therapists office
I have to keep up with the at home stuff if I want this boot off
outer kestrel
It healed properly tho. Also panda express is Americanized chinese food chain restaurant
icy trout
Swoofty poofty get over here too
But yeah, I’ve had to do intensive PT (4 hours each day) for this boot to come off. Doctors said that it’s healing well
worn barn
JJ: OH, YOU MEAN PHYSICAL THERAPY.
icy trout
Plus an hour of at home exercises
worn barn
JJ: I was like, 'what the fuck is a PT?'
outer kestrel
Kk slider? 🤔
urban lily
kk
worn barn
JJ: I used to do physical therapy myself.
outer kestrel
The cats keep knocking drink over 🤧
worn barn
JJ: Mostly because I'm a 2 foot tall 40 year old scientist, but that doesn't matter right now.
icy trout
Rom put lid on. ez.
outer kestrel
They're just jumping on the table and I can't eat in peace
icy trout
Move tables ez
outer kestrel
icy trout
Hold drink in hand. Ez.
worn barn
JJ: Does anybody else play this mobile game "AFK Arena"? There's currently a fan appreciation event going on right now where you can get a new hero named 'Flora' for free.
outer kestrel
No. Hate that game.
worn barn
JJ: That's a you problem.
outer kestrel
Bruh, did I say it wasn't?
worn barn
JJ: I'm a sucker for AFK / Idle games.
JJ: Because that means minimal effort I have to put in, because I'm a lazy sod.
outer kestrel
I like story/plot games like the Witcher
icy trout
Oh my god your hands are tinyyyyy
worn barn
JJ: Don't get me wrong, I like open-world quest games (think: Skyrim) but mobile games.... AFK/Idle is my favorite type of mobile game.
icy trout
Omg ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
outer kestrel
I can't stand turn based games. 😩 Also, idc if it's open world or not, I really like the story, that's what matters to me
worn barn
JJ: I like Skyrim because there's dragons and I fucking love dragons.
surreal owl
What about turn based games like Heartstone?
outer kestrel
Shaun, you scared everyone away with it smh
surreal owl
LOL
Also, regarding that video, please don't post memes about potentially sensitive subjects.
outer kestrel
Nah, I actually play hearthstone! It's one of the exceptions to my preference
open sentinel
Sorry
outer kestrel
@worn barn I've only played Skyrim a few times
surreal owl
Hearthstone has went downhill a bit but eh, It's still fun
outer kestrel
I remember when I lost like 10 times in a row and cried for the rest of the day because I was getting rekt
@icy trout lol I'm glad you focused on my hands and not the coca cola 😎
icy trout
Omar notices the mundane
outer kestrel
@icy trout I notice you
icy trout
So am I mundane rom?
outer kestrel
Never, I just notice you
icy trout
Aww <3333
outer kestrel
You're one of a kind 👌
icy trout
Chicken is baby. Not like my baby, or the way I'd call someone babe, but baby in the way that women call themselves baby
Rom u are a one of a kind chimken
^^^^^&&&
Ah yes, three ampersands
outer kestrel
Bruh, y'all out here calling me tom in the nest :(
outer kestrel
They gave me a new nickname: rom-san
surreal owl
@wide echo I don't think so. lol.
outer kestrel
That's asking for trouble....
outer kestrel
Hello Ally
icy trout
hi
surreal owl
Correct, It most certainly wouldn't.
icy trout
More sauce. Ez.
icy trout
let make it ez
icy trout
Don’t try and bypass it btw
urban canopy
hm
surreal owl
I'm a bit confused as to what that means, to be honest.
icy trout
uh yeah I’m lost
outer kestrel
....... I think I know what it means.
icy trout
Kappn reference?
outer kestrel
Hmmmmmm
icy trout
@outer kestrel yeah you're pretty dry but that's your best trait
outer kestrel
Bruh.
outer kestrel
My sense of humor is very wet thank you very much
icy trout
😏
outer kestrel
Shame on you Omar ;(