other-topics

[icy trout]

oh i should change my nickname so that people know i have peaches and that i like booty

[analog dagger]

Gotta watch Twin Peaks, it'll change the way you look at life lol

[icy trout]

oh. i mean but i already think life is freakin a hellish nightmare in an idyllic place

[analog dagger]

It'll change anyone's life

Or perception at least

[icy trout]

david lynch touched me inappropriately several times

[analog dagger]

oh... no... David :(

[icy trout]

what

i mean like mulholland drive was pretty out there and it touched me in a weird place

[analog dagger]

Ohh yes

[icy trout]

and i was into it

[analog dagger]

Betty/Diane and Camilla

Yes, yes.

[icy trout]

yea

that's how naomi watts became bae

for me anyways.

[ancient vigil]

👀

[analog dagger]

frfr

[icy trout]

yeah

i am.

is that gay or somethin'

you flirt with the cfo on zoom?

[analog dagger]

life rips, my babies

[icy trout]

or w margaret from accounting who's not really looped into the the whole plan

[ancient vigil]

Oh

[icy trout]

she's just kinda there

idk if ur enterprise or MSB

im just making a headcannon over here

ni

how bout "nah"

or.. "naw son"

how bout "nuh uh"

[analog dagger]

or "no way thats stinky"

[icy trout]

it can be stinky, yeah

potentially

but it is what it is you konw what i'm saying

[analog dagger]

Scotty don't

[icy trout]

i can't anyway, i tried to explain but i said the word that rhymes with sensual

[analog dagger]

Mini-Me likes chocolate....

[icy trout]

Ni||ce ca||r

jesus

[analog dagger]

Scotty Don't

[icy trout]

that's hilarious

[analog dagger]

thanks

[ancient vigil]

Oh

[analog dagger]

It's pretty old but I keep it in good shape

[icy trout]

holy crap i have a serious case of the giggles right now

Hello

[ancient vigil]

Hello

[icy trout]

oh no i don't want to eat ground up pup

[analog dagger]

heh

[icy trout]

😦

[fresh badger]

Hi@icy trout

[icy trout]

That's a cool idea, i like that red room

[ancient vigil]

Y'all, I'm so bored rn

[icy trout]

me too, star

thats why im being ridick.

[ancient vigil]

You speak Spanish?

[icy trout]

kind of

[ancient vigil]

Ah. Ok

[icy trout]

i am latin american, so i've been exposed to it but i don't digo nada en espanol

[ancient vigil]

Oh

[icy trout]

yeah

i mean you can speak spanish to me here and i can try to keep up, i have kind of given myself the idea to study spanish during lockdown

[ancient vigil]

I can't speak it aswell as I can understand it

[icy trout]

thats how i am too

[analog dagger]

same

[ancient vigil]

Oh

[icy trout]

we're talking about it because it's off topic,

[analog dagger]

I understand it

[ancient vigil]

Uh huh

[analog dagger]

But cannot speak it

[icy trout]

yeah so westworld, haven't seen it, yet.

i'll probably check out Lost before Westworld.

[balmy fox]

I don't know if this is the right place to ask but how much does iron sell for on here

[ancient vigil]

Idk what that is

[analog dagger]

real iron?

[vagrant swallow]

westworld is good, first season was great second was so-so

havent watched third

[balmy fox]

No

[icy trout]

you mean like a suppliment

[analog dagger]

ah yes

[vagrant swallow]

@balmy fox im not sure but if you search #materials-and-tools youll see offers for prices

[icy trout]

third season is supposed to be more open-ended, i think people went from like, not knowing where the plot was going somehow, to the inevitable revelations

to going really far out there and weird,

to maybe finding a nice parity in the 3rd season; i think people just dropped off

but i also haven't seen this so idk wtf im talkin about, i just hear stuff cuz well i play video games and i'm into nerd shit so westworld is like, nerd shit

[vagrant swallow]

i think i didnt like the back and forth on the timeline of the 2nd the most

it was kinda jarring

[icy trout]

interesting

why should i watch westworld?

that's how i ended up feeling about GOT a lil bit

i guess i could give it a try

got nothin better to do than like, try to beat sekiro and get nook miles.

i guess so

i'm down for it. it's been interesting me since people were talking about it in 2018

lol,

i was hoping to be convinced by like, a moment or something- i posed that question to someone earlier today about the Walking Dead games

i wanted to be convinced, because after playing FF7Remake i kinda just feel like consuming media is a mcdonalds cheeseburger in comparison

like sure it'll do its job but it's not like, nourishing

so i wanna consume media that's going to benefit me more than a distraction, yknow? anyway he sold me on it by simply saying it made him cry.

i like that. getting invested in something enough to have a response like that tells me it's at least compelling

although i ate turnips yesterday by accident and i felt like crying

i mean in animal crossing.

[floral spade]

@compact flame ❤️

[distant snow]

yo what up

[icy trout]

ay

what the fudge is happening

i'll start westworld and watch over zoom w someone.

and pretend to cuddle.

[fleet tiger]

What’s the big idea around here

[main dock]

pollen hookups, $15/g

$30 for an eigth

$65/q

[icy trout]

damn thats some east coast shit

east coast from like, 10 years ago shit

[faint galleon]

Anyone wanting to help me choose between two villagers to kick out to make room for one of my amiibos 😢 it’s tough

[icy trout]

ok

[fresh badger]

@faint galleon what are the choices

[icy trout]

what do i do

[faint galleon]

Should I remove Maddie or Sylvana to replace with my fav amiibo ):

[icy trout]

that's you

yeah kick youself out, how do you do that

[faint galleon]

Lmao Maddie or Sylvana

[icy trout]

how do you move to another island

hm they boith cute

damn this hard kinda

[fresh badger]

Hmm that is tough

[faint galleon]

I’ll have 4 dogs once my amiibo moves in.. should I remove Maddie ?

[fresh badger]

I say Maddie

[safe hearth]

.t scam

[faint galleon]

It’s damn hard

[frosty moon]

HOW TO NOT GET SCAMMED
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cH7jVU9YsSefH4IJ57tLKGeFuv_h4-7XoQxTPlJ94a0/edit#heading=h.nabf9tjtas0z
• Please use caution when trading!!

USEFUL INFO FOR SCAMMER REPORTS
• Discord username(s).
• 18-digit User ID (Google how to find it.)
• Screenshot evidence of messages.
• Evidence of in-game character name(s).
• Evidence of in-game town name(s).
• Video evidence of gameplay with clear evidence of the characters' identities.

• ⚠️ Calling someone a scammer is a serious accusation. Do NOT call out scammers in the public chatroom. (You will earn 5 or 10 stings depending on the severity of drama that you cause.)
• Make sure it is not just a misunderstanding before you contact mods, since reports like these take a lot of time to look into. (You will earn 10 stings for making a false report.)
• Staff are NOT obligated to look into your report if there is insufficient evidence provided.
• Use .t scammers in #bot-commands for a list of confirmed scammer names & town names.
• Use .t scamreport in #bot-commands to send a scam report to our scam team.

[faint galleon]

Okay thank you 🤍🤍

[icy trout]

@faint galleon r u scamming me bro

[faint galleon]

What can I scam you for 🤣🤣

[icy trout]

sylv is cute, maddie is peppy

[faint galleon]

I’m asking a question LMAO

[icy trout]

i kinda get like, annoyed by ppl who are too chipper every day

[faint galleon]

True 🤔

[icy trout]

sylv is way cuter

[faint galleon]

Thank you!!

[fresh badger]

Poor Maddie she has no idea what’s coming for her

[faint galleon]

😢😢

[rain arrow]

Look at this https://www.noodles.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WiscacCheese72dpirgbOOOH.png

[icy shoal]

Yum

[icy trout]

i like that

i like when shredded cheese is in mac n cheese. adds a lot of substance

man, truffle mac n cheese

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoffffffffffffffff

[coral night]

purple man mem incoming

hahahaah

[icy trout]

mem

mem

[coral night]

mem

[sage mist]

Hi everyone! idk which channel to post this- I'm considering taking some art commissions of people's ACNH characters- but I need help with pricing (NMTs) 🥺 please help ;; https://imgur.com/a/tVNtSKn

[icy trout]

theres a channel called Art right under this one lol

i will try to help

[sage mist]

I was considering it ;; but it seems like its more for showcase than pricing help???

[icy trout]

yeah i realized that after i was being a jerk to you

[proud condor]

Snippins

[frozen mason]

anyone here like waffles more than pancakes

[icy trout]

hmmmmmmmm so you wanna trade commisions in exchange for nmts..

i like them exactly the same

but pancakes are easier to make/clean up

[frozen mason]

i like waffles more

[fresh badger]

@sage mist how long does it take to draw

[icy trout]

i keep making waffle sandwiches with veggie burger

it's good af

[sage mist]

yeah ;; I just haven't picked up my tablet ever since I started playing acnh so I thought it could motivate me to do some art

[rain arrow]

Pancakes I prefer

[frozen mason]

oooooooo sounds good

[fresh badger]

@frozen mason French toast is supreme but I guess I agree with waffles

[frozen mason]

yaaaasssss

[icy trout]

that's pretty cool, well how long does it take to make 2,000 NM to get the NMT?

like 2 hours? 1 commission might take an hour?

but then again it's art so the value is intrinsically derived i think...

[sage mist]

it takes like 30 minutes- but tbh I draw pretty/color slow since I like to make it look nice ;;

[icy trout]

yeah

ok so then you would decide your value somewhere between like 1 and 2 nmt?

what's your gut say?

[fresh badger]

@icy trout it kinda depends on how far you are in the game

[frozen mason]

everyone make sure to pay off your debt or tom nook told me he will shatter your kneecaps

[icy trout]

right now planting a coconut gives me like 1k miles i think

like 1x a day

[frozen mason]

whattttttttt

[icy trout]

i think i get 1 nmt in like 20 minutes if the dailies are good enough

[fresh badger]

@icy trout wut. I get like 100

😑

[icy trout]

it's because it's x5

[fresh badger]

Oh yea

[icy trout]

i have gotten that earth day coconut daily a few times

im like, welp ok then

lowest effort daily of all time

[fresh badger]

Let say it take her 45 mins to an hour to draw

@sage mist how much do you value the nmt

[icy trout]

honestly as an artist myself i would actualy value it hgher because it's less abut the time and more about the quality

but at first you can lowball a little until you get more exp

then it'll be higher quality and you will take 30 mins to make a higher quality thing

yknow???

[fresh badger]

I feel that

I guess I don’t really know the value of nmt. I don’t buy them

[sage mist]

ahhh idk what I would value the nmt as- personally I hate grinding for them

😂 💦 but it wouldn't be too hard to grind for them if I spend my time doing it

[fresh badger]

What about 10

[icy trout]

are you grinding the art for an nmt instead of making your avatar do stuff in the game?????

that's what i wanna know what the real proposition is

cuz if its like, the goal is to not play the game but get the nmts,

[sage mist]

I just want to convince myself to draw art

using acnh as motivation since all I've been doing is acnh 😂

and nmts is the way to go since nmt is a normal currency?

[icy trout]

ok that's what i was thinking, and then it has the side effect of getting passive income without dedicating bullshit grinding time into it

gotcha..

i have a good grasp of it now.

yea man, why not 10 nmts, aren't people asking for like 100 for some villagers/????

[fresh badger]

Nmt are def the currency lol I see a lot of people asking for them

[keen portal]

When I abandon America before it spirals even further, where should I move?

[icy trout]

mexico

[fresh badger]

Atlantis

[icy trout]

not sure what spiraling is happening here that isn't anywhere else you could possibly get to right now lol

[keen portal]

Mexico just closed their borders 😦 also I don’t know Spanish

[icy trout]

welp

looks like yer stuck anyway

[fresh badger]

Atlantis it is

[icy trout]

yea i would just go to hyrule or something

[keen portal]

I would just prefer a country with a government that believes in science atleast

[icy trout]

new zealand

[keen portal]

I’m thinking Germany, they have lax immigration laws for us citizens

[icy trout]

if you're an artist they pay you a stipent

[keen portal]

New Zealand would be dope

[icy trout]

germany is also leading in figuring out the antibody situation

so there's that too

but yeah america is kinda forlorn . it's sad

[keen portal]

Well I’d have to wait for this to pass before migrating

[icy trout]

yeah i don't know man

it's so hard to tell how many years that'd be

[keen portal]

But the way it looks is like our courts are about to be caked with young conservative science deniers so the future isn’t looking to hot

[icy trout]

vaccine can technically not be commercial until next March or April

i have a feeling i'm gonna have to keep remote working for low wages and have stuff dropped off at my home for another 9 months

it sucks

[keen portal]

Yeah I think 2022 is a realistic goal to move out by

[crystal tapir]

will ubereats deliver to my village

[icy trout]

you gotta go to Nookazon

they will deliver, for sure.

[crystal tapir]

👀 boutta get some ribs

[icy trout]

some big ham ribs eh

[fresh badger]

Beef ribs

[icy trout]

mcribs or what

[keen portal]

I made ribs the other night

[icy trout]

noice

[crystal tapir]

ALL CAPS WHEN U SPELL THE MANS NAME

[icy trout]

who

mans not hot

[keen portal]

Turned out great, used Korean bbq, siracha, and brow sugar rub

[crystal tapir]

doom

[fresh badger]

Oh I think his name

[icy trout]

that sounds goo

[fresh badger]

You said big ham

[icy trout]

mfdoom x madlib

[icy trout]

ha. nice

[crystal tapir]

madvilliany

[fresh badger]

That’s lit.

[keen portal]

Thanks guys

I’m working on a wu tang tribute as well

[crystal tapir]

have some ham bro

[keen portal]

No swine for me I just joined Nation of Islam

[crystal tapir]

Beef ham

[keen portal]

Go ham

[crystal tapir]

i respect u r decision

have a nic day

[keen portal]

Have a nicotine free day

This chat is better than general

[rain arrow]

Generals a mess rn

[keen portal]

Just needs a tiny more traffic

[icy trout]

call in some folks

[crystal tapir]

general is disgusting

[hot gulch]

Lol

[icy trout]

what?!

[keen portal]

I’m calling in the big guns

[fathom flax]

general gang general gang

[spice estuary]

Hey could anyone clarify if satellite internet is bad for discord calls?

[icy trout]

here we go

uhhh

you can make a discord call using 4g also,

[keen portal]

Do a speed test on a browser

[regal orchid]

Pretty sure u can do calls on hotspot wifi

[keen portal]

Lemonparty.org is a good speed test site

[spice estuary]

Im getting satellite pretty soon

[regal orchid]

If my ps4 can run gta online on my phones hotspot discord can call using hotspots

[icy trout]

no no no , it's eelgirl

that's the best ISP

[crystal tapir]

meatspin for the most accurate

[spice estuary]

I’ve always had my iPhone hotspot, but like I said we are getting satellite Friday

[icy trout]

that one is good because it keeps spiinnin

[spice estuary]

I’m worried it won’t work very well

[crystal tapir]

Yeah exactly

[icy trout]

well then shit cube

[keen portal]

Meatspin helpsnwith troubleshoot as well

[spice estuary]

Gimme that mf meatspin

[icy trout]

i would just tell your isp, hey man

[regal orchid]

Then you could resort back to hotspot? But i do understand wanting to use something else

[keen portal]

Cube it’s time to test the waters

[icy trout]

i need discord calls so i can fap

[regal orchid]

Whar

[icy trout]

they'll know what you mean.

[crystal tapir]

5g spreads coronavirus

[keen portal]

I need discord calls so my father will notice me

[regal orchid]

I pretend i didnr see what i saw
But its burned into my mind

[spice estuary]

Yeah just a lot of stuff doesn’t work properly, especially my iPhones hotspot doesn’t connect to things properly

[icy trout]

LMAO

[regal orchid]

@spice estuary rightt, makes sense
Plus extra charges on monthly bills if its over what you planned

[icy trout]

wait so ur getting satellite

[spice estuary]

Yeah

[icy trout]

i would just ask Karen to talk to their manager

seriously though.

like stay on the phone with them until they can guarentee discord will be better than your hotspot

i mean are you using a laptop or your phone

[keen portal]

Karen is getting a haircut in Georgia rn sry

[spice estuary]

Phone

[crystal tapir]

i want ahaircut

need*

[rich horizon]

Y’all are using discord for calls? I feel lonely

[keen portal]

My hair looks like saddam Hussein’s dick rn

[icy trout]

yeah thats true karen is out protesting so that we can all be free again and maga and stuff

Guys it’s 3 am and I can’t sleep also I have a fever so let’s talk about the apocalypse

oof i got muted yestrerday

[crystal tapir]

bro u got the feve

[icy trout]

mfDOOM how was the chicken

@icy trout you're already dead

[icy trout]

I got the feve for the Biebs

@rich horizon yeah, you should call me sometime

[regal orchid]

I used discord because its black and it doesnt hurt my sensitive coward eyes at night

[keen portal]

Sry better pic

[crystal tapir]

woah mama thats a big boiiiii

[icy trout]

is that fish

[regal orchid]

Rice

[icy trout]

BrO u got some crusty hands

i dont have glasses on

thats not nice ivy

[regal orchid]

How does your thumb bend like that

[icy trout]

thats chicken with rice

[crystal tapir]

wow ivy he has a condition

[icy trout]

yeah seriously

[regal orchid]

@spice estuary as a woman myself
Its a hard no

[icy trout]

dang those kids are like the new socrates

[crystal tapir]

man the nerve on people these days

[icy trout]

and pals

@icy trout that’s the nicest compliment I’ve given all day

@regal orchid lmao

[vagrant swallow]

Lets not

[keen portal]

Hand reveal lol

[crystal tapir]

l m a o

[rich horizon]

Show hands

[icy trout]

@icy trout that’s the nicest compliment I’ve given all day
@icy trout what's the worst

[regal orchid]

Nice hand

[crystal tapir]

toe pics

[rich horizon]

send hand pics

[icy trout]

that guy is in the southern hemisphere or some shit

but they also said they in america, but it's not daytime anywhere in US so

that pic was taken before

[regal orchid]

FJSNW

[icy trout]

this man has a hand pic from before

@icy trout you don’t wanna know plus l prolly get kicked from this server Bc it got me kicked from fitz’s ;/

i've been getting kicked out of reddit chats all day for some reason so i feel you

[keen portal]

Lol nah I just took that pic son

[crystal tapir]

bro im SH

fight me

[rich horizon]

How do you get kicked out of reddit chats?

[icy trout]

bananas r o t a t e

[regal orchid]

Banan

a

[keen portal]

I want banana bread

[bright coral]

me too

i want sleep actually its 2am and i have elearning in the morning

[regal orchid]

My mom puts nuts in her banana bread and i dislike it

[bright coral]

what kinda nuts

[icy trout]

mine

[rich horizon]

gottem

[regal orchid]

Idk like cashews or whatever
The normal peanuts i think

[keen portal]

Tell your mom she can put nuts on me any time

[regal orchid]

Thats my momma yall

[rich horizon]

gottem x2

[keen portal]

Sry

[bright coral]

r/madlads

what kinda nuts
mine

[rich horizon]

True, sorry

[regal orchid]

LMAO im not offended

[crystal tapir]

thats somebodies mother

[keen portal]

No offense to mama I’m sure her banana bread is bangin

[regal orchid]

My mommy is a good mommy

[icy trout]

im a god now!

[regal orchid]

She birthed me
Though i did not ask

[bright coral]

that was actually a hella good setup god damnit

yes you are

[rich horizon]

Lol

[bright coral]

alright gamers im gonna go to bed

[rich horizon]

The general chat was talking about birth not to long ago

[regal orchid]

Good night

[bright coral]

[rich horizon]

Night gamer

[regal orchid]

Nothing wrong with birth

I am probably pregnant

[keen portal]

Night boomer

[rich horizon]

To some there is I guess

[bright coral]

you know it

[regal orchid]

So i will perform a birthing ceremomy in less than a year

[crystal tapir]

boomer gamers unite

sent from tapatalk

[bright coral]

👈 😎 👈

aight imma head out

[keen portal]

Boomer gamers go alt-right

[bright coral]

wait im back already forgot my backpack

ok cya

[crystal tapir]

kebab

[regal orchid]

I hate it

[keen portal]

Kebab is good

[rich horizon]

Love it

[crystal tapir]

ye im craving hard

[regal orchid]

I dont like kebab

[crystal tapir]

but im fat as frick

[regal orchid]

It reminds me of bell peppers

And i dont like veggies

[crystal tapir]

thats a different kebab to the one im thinking of

[frosty cave]

bro

[rich horizon]

suzuki

[keen portal]

I love kebab and veggies

[regal orchid]

I like meat

[keen portal]

I think a part of being human is liking veggies

[crystal tapir]

😉 u sure do

[regal orchid]

Im a mere child

[frosty cave]

@regal orchid eat ur veggies so u aint constipated

[regal orchid]

@frosty cave i hardly eat veggies and i hardly shit

[keen portal]

Eat your veggies so you don’t die at the age of 34 from heart failure

[tough crane]

https://tenor.com/view/happydance-excited-crazy-tutu-ballet-gif-4867955

[icy trout]

cashews in banana bread: gross

[regal orchid]

I like onions
And lettuce

[frosty cave]

@regal orchid see u need to eat more veggies so u can poop more 🧠

[icy trout]

WALNUTS in banana bread: EPIC

[keen portal]

Onions are top tier

[crystal tapir]

i havent had a drop of water in 3 weeks

[tough crane]

llollolloloololoooololllooologygyggggswdrfgdrjm

[icy trout]

yeah onions in banana bread does sound like a good idea

[tough crane]

vgfvsdgjgwddQBJGUGYMWFJRET78FRYIGEUY3E

[regal orchid]

No i dont like pooping
The gamer seat needs me

[keen portal]

Big ham pls drink water buddy

[tough crane]

outbiotybiyttrryvseutrtuiuetuitbbwwtbry'btbtybtbbbttb

[frosty cave]

epic

[crystal tapir]

i only drink energy drinks

[tough crane]

iill\lll

[icy trout]

thats what poopsocks are for @regal orchid

[crystal tapir]

i have heart palpitations every night

[tough crane]

lll

[regal orchid]

@icy trout how could u say thaf after you said cashews in banana bread is bad

[tough crane]

pppppl'

[icy trout]

it's easy, i typed it using both my index fingers

[rich horizon]

ew

[regal orchid]

Ur right

[icy trout]

i know

[tough crane]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-congrats-sarcastic-clap-leonardo-di-caprio-gif-14425232

[icy trout]

i'm sure someone could make onions and banana taste good

i used to eat peanutbutter and tuna sandwiches

[keen portal]

Blueberry pancakes and sausage for dinner tomorrow y’all, I’ll send pics

[icy trout]

and it was pretty good, i ain't gon lie

[regal orchid]

Maybe if you put brown sugar on the onions

[regal orchid]

@keen portal that sounds more like breakfast

[icy trout]

yea, carmelize yellow onions and top it , not bake it into the banana bread

[keen portal]

Lol breakfast for dinner, plus I’m fasting 😦

[rich horizon]

Peanut butter on both breads or one?

[regal orchid]

Ahh, fair fair

[icy trout]

pb on one, jelly on the other

[rich horizon]

Oh...

[icy trout]

some ppl do pb on both then jelly as the middle.. hm maybe i'll do that tomorrow

idk why that didnt occur to me until this very moment in my 32 years of life

[frosty cave]

[icy trout]

to do it that way

[rich horizon]

I do pb&j on both

[regal orchid]

I like to call myself a chef sometimes and cook for my fiance
I would sometimes make ramen for him with some eggs on top

Its not much

[icy trout]

throw seaweed in there too

[rich horizon]

Ramen with egg on top is top notch

[icy trout]

yeah seriously

[regal orchid]

He hates seaweed but i just might to poison him

[icy trout]

there u go then marry him

[regal orchid]

Exactly, so hes trapped

[icy trout]

yea

[regal orchid]

And has to pay child support

[icy trout]

um

that part fucking sucks

[regal orchid]

And work 6 days a week, 18 hours a day

[icy trout]

20 hours

[tough crane]

https://tenor.com/view/japonpr-lol-funny-hijab-laugh-gif-15957333

[regal orchid]

Even better

[icy trout]

yeah

that way he only sleeps for 1 cuz he has to do the dishes and laundry

and he has 1 hr commute

[tough crane]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-burn-hot-lit-on-fire-gif-16984705

[regal orchid]

And get takeout

[icy trout]

maybe he doesnt need to sleep he just naps and fasts intermittedly

[tough crane]

https://tenor.com/view/you-there-jim-carrey-gif-4810969

[regal orchid]

Exactly

[icy trout]

yea

i guess i didn't kno i was big into self love but here i am

[crystal tapir]

where to buy freakin hot babe gf

[icy trout]

silk road

[rich horizon]

Imagine not being single

[icy trout]

yeah that's like imagining a dark black void with no sound

[magic storm]

damn is it may for some of yall already

[crystal tapir]

no wtf

[icy trout]

it may or may not be

[rich horizon]

It may be

[icy trout]

HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHHEE

[rich horizon]

Aahhh

Feels good

[icy trout]

gottem i must be the bigger dad

[crystal tapir]

u shuld geg marry

❤️

[icy trout]

dad bod

[rich horizon]

Animal crossing wedding pls

[icy trout]

ok

pay me the dowry of 1000 turnips and nook mile tickets

[rich horizon]

Easy peasy

That is peanuts

[icy trout]

how do you have animal crossing secks

is it just a bunch of reacts while laying in the same bed or something

oh wait oyu have to like get up and react, and take off all your gear,

[hot gulch]

XD

[crystal tapir]

just hold hands

holding hands is more wholesome and feels better

[icy trout]

someone asked me to go on a animal crossing date w them

[rich horizon]

There’s a video on how to

Wait..

[icy trout]

and i got soft banned for asking, what do you do on an animal crossing date

[rich horizon]

You’re cheating already

[tribal dune]

im making a notebook cover 👁️👄👁️

[icy trout]

but then they fuckin dm'd me and was saying they wanted to lay in bed w me

[icy trout]

that shit made me feel so weird omg

[terse coyote]

lmao

[tribal dune]

mmessy

[icy trout]

Huff the glue

[tribal dune]

no thnak u

[rich horizon]

I wanna slurmp it

[crystal tapir]

cool brings me bk to the good ol days

[icy trout]

eat te glue

[tribal dune]

my mum let me skip going to school today now its 4:52 pm

[keen portal]

Some dude sent me some suggestive shit after I sent my hand picture 😦

[crystal tapir]

sorry bro wont do it again

[tribal dune]

wht

hand not sexy

[crystal tapir]

sme people think it is

[tribal dune]

NO

[rich horizon]

This is for research purposes

[tribal dune]

STOP DELETE IT

[rich horizon]

Also show hands

[icy trout]

wow um

[rich horizon]

IM SO SORRY

[crystal tapir]

yes

[tribal dune]

i was doing double thumbs up shut it

[icy trout]

am i a fury now

[keen portal]

Am I furious

[icy trout]

i can't type the real thing

[rich horizon]

The fury and the furious

[regal orchid]

egg

[icy trout]

fast and furry

[rich horizon]

It’s okay to have those feelings

[keen portal]

Eggcelent

[icy trout]

those rock hard feelings

?????????????????

[rich horizon]

Those rockin furry feelings

[tribal dune]

its hot

[icy trout]

about aminals

[regal orchid]

egg squishy

[rich horizon]

You ever see cherry?

I mean come on

[tribal dune]

32 degrees celcius

could be worse

[icy trout]

i plant cherries, yea

[rich horizon]

No no the dog

But like right on

[icy trout]

kk slider?

[sweet parrot]

......

[crystal tapir]

imagine dating a dog

[keen portal]

That looks like my boyyy

[icy trout]

it doesn't a rouse me

[rich horizon]

U say that like I don’t already

[sweet parrot]

What's you're guy's and girl's favorite k.k song

[icy trout]

i know that dog, cherry, shes likea goth chick

[tribal dune]

my dog is here to observe

[icy trout]

My fave KK song is called

K.K. Kids

[crystal tapir]

K.K K

[regal orchid]

We have a rat dog

[sweet parrot]

My favorite is K.K cruisin

[icy trout]

kk blues is at my house rn

[keen portal]

My dog is a unit

[icy trout]

its always on my mind

[crystal tapir]

K.K House

[rich horizon]

I’m diggin animal city

[crystal tapir]

Drivin'

[rich horizon]

It’s a banger

[keen portal]

I have kk stroll on always

[tribal dune]

im doing to notebook for school

the teacher says we need to do a project for gratitude

[icy trout]

you should tell the teacher to stfu

[tribal dune]

the first thing i'll write is "i'm thankful that im not dead (yet) :)"

no shes nice

[icy trout]

ok then tell her Please stfu

[tribal dune]

its due at end of term anyways and its only 2nd week

[rich horizon]

Manners 🙏

[tribal dune]

i odnt swear

[icy trout]

tell her that you're grateful that she's hot

[tribal dune]

which is rare in australia

[icy trout]

flurry in boxes for free, couldnt post in free villager trade

guys i still cany sleep

you aint the bogan type ?

[tribal dune]

no

[icy trout]

if u cant sleep just hit ur self until ur knocked out

[regal orchid]

@icy trout come vibe with us

[icy trout]

hah i wish

[tribal dune]

insomnia be like: ^^^

[icy trout]

"hit yourself" you mean fap

no

oh

[regal orchid]

@icy trout control yourself

[icy trout]

i mean on the head with a metal baseball bat

i thought that was like a euphamism

[regal orchid]

LMAO

Just a hard no

[icy trout]

a hard on

[tribal dune]

i dont have a bat but i ahave a rusty crowbar right next to me

[rich horizon]

Hittin yourself is painful

Just hold ur breath

[regal orchid]

I have a husband

[icy trout]

ah the good ole gordan freeman

[rich horizon]

You’ll pass out soon

[icy trout]

bound you said you have a fiance

[regal orchid]

Thats a weapon that hits me

[icy trout]

did yall JUST GET MARRIED LIKE 5 MINS AGO

[regal orchid]

Same difference

[icy trout]

oh shoot

i suspect foul play.

[regal orchid]

We get married like every 10 minutes

[rich horizon]

Cheers love congrats

[icy trout]

ok that's hella cute

lisen im 15 and engaged, no hard judgements

[crystal tapir]

marriage is gross

[regal orchid]

LMAO

[icy trout]

i cant type

[regal orchid]

@icy trout how old are they

[icy trout]

17

[regal orchid]

Say 30

[tribal dune]

\

[regal orchid]

Damn

[icy trout]

47

[tribal dune]

rusty

[regal orchid]

Even better

[icy trout]

do this for eternal sleep

why the stick

[regal orchid]

Newly weds 💞💓

[tribal dune]

crowbar*

[icy trout]

do this for eternal sleep

stick a sword in ur head

[tribal dune]

R O X

[rich horizon]

R O X

[icy trout]

thats a rusty staff

its a giant d1ld0

[tribal dune]

NO

[icy trout]

cast Staphacollus Infectus on yourself boiii

[crystal tapir]

i just want to feel like this 1 day 😢

[icy trout]

fikin bots modding

[tribal dune]

if i snitch what will happen

[icy trout]

i saw minecraft pron today

[rich horizon]

Where do i find teh Minecraft gf

[icy trout]

i was like are you frekaing kidding me

they have round bewbs and booty

I LOVE MINECRAFT PRON

[crystal tapir]

oh ye same

[icy trout]

she was effing a creeper

it was insane

guy on gu is the best

[crystal tapir]

mine was a 4 second gif on repeat

[tribal dune]

should i put Sudoku on my notebook

[icy trout]

then i realized the kids that played minecraft when they were 8 are 18 now

and then i was like wow.

[rich horizon]

You know the creeper packin explosive meat

[crystal tapir]

If you enjoy Sudoku sure 🙂

[icy trout]

trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@tribal dune yes

abc

that unwanted

[tribal dune]

i found boomer joke in newspaper

[icy trout]

i want to get married to my 26 yr old husband and have 72 kids

so they can tie my shoelace

[regal orchid]

@icy trout get married to your husband
Wayment

Aint yall married already tho

[icy trout]

i have 6 husbands and half married

[regal orchid]

HALF MARRIED

I cant compete

[tribal dune]

playboy

[icy trout]

i have 999 rabbits. help

[tribal dune]

wiat no

get 1 more

[regal orchid]

@tribal dune you were close

[icy trout]

tell them to stop fekkin

[keen portal]

LF a soul

[icy trout]

they aint fekkin they just magically come from the sky

hm

why

[keen portal]

[tribal dune]

[regal orchid]

[tribal dune]

ur welcome

[icy trout]

🛬

[regal orchid]

A true friend

[keen portal]

Trying to terraform while the America is burning irl is wild

[regal orchid]

[keen portal]

The America

[regal orchid]

BRO

[tribal dune]

australi isnt burning anymore

[regal orchid]

LET ME DO THIS

[tribal dune]

australlia*

[regal orchid]

SH

[icy trout]

no

[tribal dune]

omg my spelling

[regal orchid]

[keen portal]

Australia is basically America junior

[regal orchid]

[crystal tapir]

ITS BEER O CLOCK LADS

[tough crane]

https://tenor.com/view/claire-dancing-baby-sunglasses-toddler-gif-11410651

[regal orchid]

FUCK

[icy trout]

no

[tribal dune]

CHUG CHUG CHUG

[crystal tapir]

1L ASAHI

[regal orchid]

[icy trout]

if u use that gif then go eat butterflies

[tribal dune]

ITS BEER O CLOCK LADS
@crystal tapir i thought it was always beer o clock

[icy trout]

addicted!!

[crystal tapir]

IT IS UNTIL I START WORK AGAIN

then its always smoko

[regal orchid]

Why is work stopping u from beer

I prefer edibles

[tribal dune]

omg

[inland umbra]

does someone know how to solve joycon drifting

[tribal dune]

my notebook will be covered in stupid corona news

[regal orchid]

@inland umbracallibrate

[inland umbra]

i tried everything

[crystal tapir]

compressed air into the thing

[icy trout]

k

ima go now bye

[regal orchid]

Then you probably need new ones if callibration doesnt help

[crystal tapir]

i work a government job ish

not really idk

[icy trout]

bound do you have a friend who needs a cute quarentine boy friend

[tribal dune]

nice

[rich horizon]

nice

[regal orchid]

@icy trout i have another roommate
Hes a dude, and hes straight but im sure hes into dudes too

[rain arrow]

Don't troll those people they're paid to actually help

[icy trout]

oh

i want a girl friend.

i'm also 32.

[regal orchid]

@icy trout oh you meant a female friend

[tribal dune]

im underage

[icy trout]

yeah.

a womanfriend.

[crystal tapir]

dont go on discord to find a gf. especially ACNH

[icy trout]

no girls allowed

[regal orchid]

Well i have a friend
Shes 16 but im sure you two can come to an aggreement

[tribal dune]

my dad said you can drink underage if there is parental supervision

keep in mind he's a cop

[icy trout]

lol, not in this state

[crystal tapir]

lmao thats not true

[regal orchid]

What state lmao

[crystal tapir]

but it doesnt matter

[tribal dune]

austtalia

[icy trout]

also no girls allowed i think i've made that clear enough

[tribal dune]

territory

[crystal tapir]

becuase thats just being a true blue aussie

[regal orchid]

Shes a dude

[tough crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-parica-gif-14970007

[icy trout]

oh but is she gay or is her boyfriend gay

[tribal dune]

im a dude now

[rain arrow]

Yeah don't abuse the system for something like that the service has prevented real problems @inland holly, it's not funny

[rich horizon]

Woman is girl

[regal orchid]

Theyre both gay

[icy trout]

well is she 16 YEARS old?

or months

[regal orchid]

Yes minutes

[tribal dune]

seconds

[regal orchid]

1y

Sorry, stroke

Shes 16 minutes

[tribal dune]

omg

my neighbour is revving their lawnmower

im about to jump the fence and snap an old mans neck

[icy trout]

damn

bound thats exactly my type

i like a girl that can fit in ur hand and weighs like 8 pounds

[tribal dune]

a fetus?

[rich horizon]

I’m so happy for ya Scotty

Ya got your girl friend

[icy trout]

yeah that ancient poonany

[tribal dune]

OMG

[cyan arch]

Muaaa ha ha ha ha

[regal orchid]

I'll talk to her mother rn, tell her the marriage is all set and i got the rsvps set

[tribal dune]

I JUST REALISED I CUT OFF A WORD SO IT JUST SAYS "SUCC" ON MY NOTEBOOK

im taking a pic wait a min

[icy trout]

succ ess

[regal orchid]

@cyan arch i drew lolly
Idk why im mentioning it but i see u have lolly

[icy trout]

"im not twolling heheehe"

[rain arrow]

You are though dude I really regret sharing the site in a public place

[icy trout]

wadafa

[cyan arch]

I wouldnt mind a pic of that might make a mask out of it @regal orchid

[icy trout]

is that like a crisis chat?

[rich horizon]

ain’t seen that one in a min

[rain arrow]

I was just trying to help somebody get help, yes I am mad. @icy trout it is.

[icy trout]

cuz yeah it is mad lame to troll those, not humorous

[regal orchid]

@cyan arch its like an amiibo card, ill show u

[icy trout]

oh wow you are like getting my Beastar rising

[rich horizon]

I’m feeling those rock hard feelings

[regal orchid]

@rich horizonLMFAOO

@inland hollywell its lolly

[rich horizon]

succ

[icy trout]

i like that

[tribal dune]

succ

[icy trout]

i dont care if its a card i would get papercuts on ma jaunt

[tribal dune]

no

[cyan arch]

That is nice 👍🏼 ty I will be saving this

[regal orchid]

Tyty

[tribal dune]

my parents drink corona

[rich horizon]

I’m saving it for later too

[regal orchid]

@rich horizon wym bruh

[rich horizon]

Oh what

[dusk glacier]

@glossy badge @icy trout @clever python Help me, add me back some weird shit just happened:0 this is my only contacting you guys

[rich horizon]

Just I like the creative vision you know

[tribal dune]

my neighbour sound like bogan

[icy trout]

yeanah

[regal orchid]

Oh okay you said something oDd earlier that got me feeling strange

[rich horizon]

I gotta explore these rock hard feelings later is all I’m sayin

[regal orchid]

DJSNDW

How am i supposed to feel knowing someone is feeling rock hard for what ive created

[icy trout]

i mean

[tribal dune]

bad

[icy trout]

isn't that what thirstrapping is all about???

[rich horizon]

Proud

[icy trout]

you're sposed to feel accomplished

[regal orchid]

Ye s

[rich horizon]

Exactly

[regal orchid]

Its close to nsfw so its okay

[icy trout]

plus its about your talent which is more valuable than ur like, bewbs or something

yknow

[regal orchid]

Thabk you

[rich horizon]

Is there a nsfw version 😭

[regal orchid]

Thats romantic

[icy trout]

whatever

[regal orchid]

I was gonna actually make one tonight

[icy trout]

tell ur 16 min old girl to hmu

[rich horizon]

huuaaa

[icy trout]

screencap my shit

[regal orchid]

Ight will do

[icy trout]

k thx bye

[regal orchid]

Then i was gonna draw fang

Then goldie then poppy

[rich horizon]

I want lolly

[regal orchid]

Why lolly

[rich horizon]

She’s a baddie

[regal orchid]

You right

[icy trout]

do coco

[tribal dune]

somebody wrote a whole paragraph and it was deleted

[icy trout]

because they said a bad word

i'm making hoarnie sounds

[tribal dune]

no

[icy trout]

i have to intentionally get around the chat's limits by making up weird words

[tribal dune]

im boutta @ a mod

[icy trout]

no dont

[tribal dune]

ill snitch

[rich horizon]

sksksjs

“hoarnie”

[icy trout]

dont kick me out of the animal crossing discord i have to get nmts and villagers and shit

and im persuing my animal crossing girl friend

[rich horizon]

That’s killing me

[icy trout]

shes around hre aomewhere

[tribal dune]

hurry up and die then

if its killing you get killed faster

[rich horizon]

I’m sorry, I will

[tribal dune]

no shut up

stay alive

who keeps writing paragraphs

[peak ingot]

I FOUND THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86RXKo0uVFU

K.K SLIDER

[rich horizon]

Who remembers the bite of 87?

[peak ingot]

imagine listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86RXKo0uVFU but then your town tune plays

which is Megalovania for me

me: Inhale. u h m

[icy trout]

i was born in 88

[rich horizon]

Get out

[icy trout]

but i member the bite of 87

[tribal dune]

boomer

[regal orchid]

The brim behind the yankee

[rich horizon]

You’d have to be a 70s kid to remember

[icy trout]

no

[tribal dune]

yankee with no brim

[icy trout]

i member cuz i was in my moms kooter

[rich horizon]

Fine

[regal orchid]

LMFAOO

[rich horizon]

But you’re on thin ice

[regal orchid]

Kooter

[icy trout]

i know im loling oo

[shrewd ether]

can someone send me soup pics

[regal orchid]

What

[peak ingot]

i

[shrewd ether]

idk why but i reallly want soup

[crude elm]

What kind of soup. Ramen or Mexican soup? 😂

[rich horizon]

I do too now

[shrewd ether]

i’m in a dire need of soup

[peak ingot]

i-

[shrewd ether]

any soup

[peak ingot]

I'm gonna

[rich horizon]

Your pfp is beautiful

[peak ingot]

: )

[tribal dune]

#588849635318300686

[icy trout]

soup

[regal orchid]

BRUH

[peak ingot]

oh oop-

[tribal dune]

no

[shrewd ether]

not that soup whyyyy

[peak ingot]

sOrrY-

[rich horizon]

Ahahaa

Truly

[shrewd ether]

omg yes @crude elm

[tribal dune]

what

[icy trout]

that was a good gif Bb

[rich horizon]

Very perceptive owen

[shrewd ether]

yes amazing

[icy trout]

i can practically inhale the warmth

[tribal dune]

also yea i agree it wasnt that fun. and anyways theconcepts been done a ton of fucking times before. nothing grruondbreraking.
@inland holly what is this opinion on

[icy trout]

https://corgiorgy.com/

[regal orchid]

ddlc was only fun when you didnt know wtf was going on

[tribal dune]

H A M

[icy trout]

ponyo's ham soup always looked so good

[rich horizon]

Ponyo!

[crude elm]

@shrewd ether this is my favorite soup EVER

[tribal dune]

PONYO loves ham

[icy trout]

ya

[magic storm]

i want ponyo soup now

[rich horizon]

Hammm

[regal orchid]

I like spaghetti os

@icy trout you are cursed

[icy trout]

i know

[shrewd ether]

bless ur soul Bb ur very epic

[icy trout]

that pic of the soup was what i ate for brunch

[rich horizon]

Noice

[crude elm]

Gracias 🙃

[onyx tree]

Found this cute thing scrolling through tik tok

[icy trout]

k

[shrewd ether]

spider cat

[onyx tree]

[crude elm]

This is my new favorite chat

[icy trout]

that thing is quite depressive

yea now im horn horn again

[regal orchid]

@rich horizonb NOO

[rich horizon]

LOL

beep beep horn horn

[onyx tree]

Bad

[crude elm]

LMAO

[icy trout]

hahahahaha

[onyx tree]

...

[shrewd ether]

bruh lol

[onyx tree]

Dusgustan

[rich horizon]

only the privileged few may look upon it owen

[shrewd ether]

can i ?

[tribal dune]

no

stop

[craggy lagoon]

Creeper

[rich horizon]

u are not yet worthy

[wooden kestrel]

Aww man

[tribal dune]

so we back in the mine

[wooden kestrel]

Wow you beat me to it

[rich horizon]

mayhaps someday

[regal orchid]

It was time for me to leave
For i feared for the safety of my standing in this server