Because I’m trash at literally every other character
#other-topics
icy trout
For some unknown reason, King DeDeDe is the only character that I don’t make miss-inputs every 3 seconds
Yes
placid scarab
maybe
icy trout
@abstract lotus Sorry I didn't see you at me I was teaching a zero suit samus a lesson
I’ve been playing since Brawl, which was when DeDeDe was introduced, and for some fucking reason I could never play any other character but him
No matter how hard I tried, bots, training, etc. I could never do any better than I did with DeDeDe
hasty scroll
I'm attached to the iPhone 6s
Only issue
When I prop my pinky finger underneath it in portrait it continuously covers the speaker
icy trout
I wish Brawl was my first game but parents banned violent video games.
Oof
At least Mario Galaxy wasn't violent.
Mario Galaxy was pretty epic
Mario Galaxy is the best Mario Game IMO
It’s pretty good
Idk about best though
hasty scroll
It is
icy trout
It’s really good, correction
abstract lotus
icy trout
Maybe not the best in game mechanic and standards but best in my heart
@placid scarab Did you win?
Who won
abstract lotus
who won
icy trout
This is why I wanted to spectate but I was too busy being angry at Samus
placid scarab
no that was the internet
icy trout
placid scarab
im far away from the router
icy trout
Why do you say defected instead of defeated
Ok?
Actually I say they can. I tried to cheese a level 9 and it bodied me
abstract lotus
@icy trout can I try?
icy trout
Level 9 CPUs aren’t that hard to beat homie
abstract lotus
ok
icy trout
Humans are so much easier. But they are also more tilting because you know what they know because you know that you are human and they are human therefore bond of hatred.
placid scarab
my comrades will avenge me
icy trout
Am I a comrade?
abstract lotus
well Imma try
placid scarab
yeah
icy trout
I watched Spirited Away so I can carry the name
placid scarab
your both comrades
icy trout
Bruh I might have to back out.. I only got 400 something
placid scarab
i have 150 hours on smash
icy trout
How many ghibli movies have you watched
abstract lotus
Im in
abstract lotus
can I go 1st
icy trout
No
placid scarab
imma watch
icy trout
Uhhhh I watchedddd Spirited Away Princess Mononoke uhhh
abstract lotus
ok
icy trout
I know I've seen more but can't think of names of them all rn
Ok, so you are somewhat cultured
I will respect that
You can change ruleset to be 1v1 so that people in line can spectate
icy trout
SoMeWhAt CuLtuReD
I must consume the L O B S T E R
🦞 C O N S U M P T I O N
Oh no Milano uses Greninja idk how to fight that no one uses Greninja against me.
No one uses Greninja in general
I have flashbacks of a Greninja spamming side b on me. I saw the shadow but you're too slow wait wrong character
Poor Greninja
I would have picked him in pokemon X if I had known Fennekin was gonna turn into a mage thing.
Bruh
hushed nest
lobsters are cockroaches that spent too much time at the beach
abstract lotus
he homie stocked me
placid scarab
ohno
icy trout
RIP Shbit they were a good Donkey Kong
abstract lotus
well gg's, I tried
icy trout
L O B S T E R C O N S U M P T I O N I S N E C E S S A R Y
icy trout
I'm using Rosa this is not good
icy trout
Wtf did your up b do to my up b
abstract lotus
it pushes u
placid scarab
oof
icy trout
Yeah but I went so far up
abstract lotus
its like mario's down b
icy trout
I expected to be pushed down not to the heavens
abstract lotus
and squirtles b
rain fulcrum
placid scarab
im too bad to try
abstract lotus
i guess
icy trout
I wanna pick a different character because I'm not used to people that go off stage. I can only beat people who suck loool
abstract lotus
I mean I just wanna play
placid scarab
i cant watch anymore but i wish you luck
icy trout
Shbit it's your turn
placid scarab
shbit beat the unbeatable
abstract lotus
ill try
icy trout
Oh yeah forgot
abstract lotus
not ness
icy trout
yo
abstract lotus
anything but ness 😭
icy trout
I usually get in line and forget about spectate stands
abstract lotus
hello Ace
icy trout
Omg Shbit we both picked PT
placid scarab
just saying my spirit teams are op as hell
icy trout
im pullin an all nighter cause why not
foggy hemlock
Timmy or Tommy
icy trout
tommy
All spirits are OP the teams are out of this world. Well maybe not all spirits but combining them is OP
foggy hemlock
Tommy is better
placid scarab
but mine
icy trout
@icy trout You're such a troll thinking that Ness is easier to beat hahaha but I guess we all know Ness better than Greninja.
abstract lotus
close
placid scarab
i wish i can give dusty my op spirit team
abstract lotus
ness?
icy trout
He's S tier in making people mess up though. Mindgames
I still have burns from PK Fire
abstract lotus
tf was that
icy trout
. uh was my tether too long
placid scarab
oh
abstract lotus
lol
icy trout
That's your secondary? I never even seen a Ness use down b
placid scarab
sure
icy trout
You mean you care about sleep?
abstract lotus
wanna play @icy trout 😄
placid scarab
whats sleep
icy trout
Sure
abstract lotus
idk
placid scarab
noooooooooo
icy trout
Hahaha
placid scarab
can i maybe join
abstract lotus
ye
icy trout
I swear I play better than this but that tether threw me off and now I'm too giggly
placid scarab
nice
abstract lotus
white joker
placid scarab
wat
icy trout
Pancakes
placid scarab
pancakes?
icy trout
White Joker skin is Akechi
Ooo look at that RAR I can only dream of knowing how to do that
placid scarab
he is a bad person
icy trout
Yeah he reminds me of Suzaku in Code Geass. And Suzaku pisses me off
But no spoilers I am not that far in Persona 5 yet.
Wtf even was that only got one hit of multi hit moves and then comboed it to F smash
Was that planned or luck I can't tell honestly.
abstract lotus
I though I had more jumps 😠
icy trout
Aw man I don't even get another chance?
placid scarab
oof
icy trout
Alright, I need a teacher.
placid scarab
wat
placid scarab
i have a teacher
abstract lotus
smesh teacher @placid scarab
icy trout
Idk if it would help much though because you play a lot like my bf who is combo heavy and super fast. He said he can't teach me anymore because I play differently but that might be his way of saying I suck but he still loves me. : (
icy trout
We're gonna have to make our own arena and play there. Milano is going to sleep
Ask me what now?
clever plover
Anyone Know Gab Smolders Discord?
icy trout
Red what happened to the confidence you had when you beat me?
placid scarab
want dmmmmmmmmmm
clever plover
Anyone...
icy trout
I know they are a god compared to our skill level but a game is a game and it is fun to be challenged.
placid scarab
you were going easy on me
abstract lotus
who host's @icy trout
icy trout
I can host I guess
icy trout
I wasn't I'm just really bad at side b at ledge spam. The only reason I don't say anything is because it is my fault for not dealing with it better.
Sure
placid scarab
i cant do anything in smash well
icy trout
Uh damn it is not loading or letting me search for friends
abstract lotus
ID:6WX3S and code is 9 @icy trout
abstract lotus
i guess
icy trout
Thanks @abstract lotus
abstract lotus
np
still yoke
finish the story >: (
placid scarab
no
icy trout
Oh I like this song.
abstract lotus
it gud
placid scarab
im so sad
icy trout
This is the battle of Zelda titans
abstract lotus
coincidence
still yoke
can am join
icy trout
But I'm the Zelda player
abstract lotus
yes rado
icy trout
The code is above I think they said yes
still yoke
i'm that one bad sonic player
placid scarab
im a joker player
still yoke
sonic
abstract lotus
lol
placid scarab
my bday is tomorrow
still yoke
yesss
sonic cedar
o cool
still yoke
birthday time
sonic cedar
yeah happy early bday inc i don't see u
icy trout
How do you always know
placid scarab
sure
abstract lotus
gg
icy trout
Lol you read me twice with down b after side b
abstract lotus
ye
icy trout
Or just got really lucky
placid scarab
dusty is better then me
icy trout
Either way I lost
icy trout
Oof
placid scarab
i cant grab
abstract lotus
tf was that
abstract lotus
😢
abstract lotus
gg
icy trout
You could have lived after the FS
placid scarab
shbit wanna make a training group
still yoke
wait for me pls
icy trout
You don't need to train but you can be the sensei
We will give you sensei role and you can beat us up all the time
placid scarab
lets have shbit, dusty, red
still yoke
wat
placid scarab
You don't need to train but you can be the sensei
@icy trout wat
icy trout
Milano wanted to play but they're too good for us. They don't need to learn but they can teach us.
still yoke
who meg
gritty grail
Quick question. How do you feel about drivers who aren't speeding, but are constantly changing lanes because the person in front of them is going slightly slower than the person in the next lane and they are taking advantage of that?
river wadi
how many villagers can stay in your island?
tawny plaza
10
river wadi
not including me?
tawny plaza
including, I think
ancient copper
i don't have a problem with it if they're signaling the lane changes beforehand @gritty grail
do you do that lol
static flax
Love Teddys house so far.
tawny plaza
Teddy is pretty great
There are two cool things in my island's shop today if anyone is interested
gritty grail
@ancient copper yeah. i feel guilty but also like. im sorry im paying attention to others and the micro speed changes and you aren't
ancient copper
As long as you're not weaving between lanes (i.e. speeding / not using blinkers) i doubt anyone has a problem w/ you doing it lol @gritty grail
No reason to feel guilty about it
icy trout
yo im pullin an all nighter anybody else doin one
clever walrus
jdbvjnfjbxnd fjf gbn xfnbmnsdjn szdjvn
icy trout
wat
urban merlin
@vivid torrent yo what you doing in here
icy trout
which god
vivid torrent
Huh
urban merlin
@vivid torrent yo
vivid torrent
Ey
tawny plaza
placid scarab
no
placid scarab
ok
proud condor
Ok urself Red
placid scarab
i was the k guy you know
tawny plaza
ah, it's 2am here
tawny plaza
idk how to catch everyone online at the same time? people come and go
tawny plaza
alright
sly token
tawny plaza
good morning/evening kodi
placid scarab
it may or may not be my birthday for you
placid scarab
it my birthday for you
sly token
?
lone fox
Imagine scamming in Animal Crossing lol
sly token
Ikr people these days
frosty moonBOT
HOW TO NOT GET SCAMMED
• If at any point during your trade, you realize you are being scammed, OR you see the "Seems like it's time to go home" notification pop up before they have fulfilled their part of the trade, quickly press the Home key, then press X, and then A, to close your software. This prevents the game from saving and allows you to keep all of your items.
• We are NOT accepting "evidence" in the form of DM screenshots, as Discord messages can be easily falsified.
• Tip: Holding down the Screenshot/Capture button on your Switch will record the previous 30 seconds of gameplay, which could be useful for capturing actual proof.
• Please use caution when trading.
sly token
Just some info for future reference
quasi barn
bless
lone fox
Imagine a game that is supposed to be a cozy cute comfy escape away from reality and you scam people in it lol.
Anyways how's everyone
tawny plaza
I'm trying to get sleepy enough for sleep
placid scarab
12 pm pacific time for my birthday party
hasty scroll
E
placid scarab
sure
hasty scroll
I'm seeing things
placid scarab
ok
tawny plaza
is there any way to collapse the voice sessions?
sly token
tawny plaza
everything but the music and voice ones do, it's very annoying
sly token
Tf is a capillaries
tawny plaza
blood vessels
sly token
Yup I am dumb
tawny plaza
all the voice and streaming and music channels don't collapse
tawny plaza
I can only use mobile, are you on desktop?
sly token
I’m on mobile atm
tawny plaza
wtffff
sly token
Ye see
In a minute
My upload is pretty crap atm due to downloading the new COD update
tawny plaza
I haven't seen any COD gameplay or looked it up since black ops tbh
tawny plaza
I just liked watching my brother play so I could spot the claymores and warn him
and parrot the little clips like "enemy UAV is online". good times
tawny plaza
hahahahah
sly token
tawny plaza
you're probably nice to him
tawny plaza
aw
that's sweet
I feel like if your little bro feels safe ragging on you, you did a good job
sly token
If you say so, my lil bro already has his own place, and lives 547km away, we play online a lot together
I feel somewhat proud
And beaten
tawny plaza
dang
sly token
Tbf it was all for a girl
tawny plaza
if you don't just play together because you live in the same house, then yeah be proud lol. it's hard to stay in touch
mood lol I do dumb shit for girls too xD
sly token
sly token
Noice word play
tawny plaza
oh wow, you mentioned alp and then I fished up an old boot and thought of a DIY trash recipe
sly token
To us “ You only just embraced the trash, I was born in it, molded by it” - alp probably
tawny plaza
a true trash icon
tawny plaza
ehehehehe soleil is in jail
sly token
Feelsbadman
tawny plaza
sacrifices must be made to collect the villagers that produce the Nostalgia Neurotransmitters
tawny plaza
learned the recipe for jail bars so I replaced the egg fence
it's actually less area I think lol
tbh I don't speak to eugene or rooney so that they leave too but soleil is the only one quarantined so I don't see her
tawny plaza
wut
icy trout
nvm XD
tawny plaza
good night chat 
gotta get some sleep and semi fix my sleep schedule so I don't miss my workshop tomorrow. It's on a google meet so I have literally 0 excuse to miss it
sly token
Laterz star I’ll probably be on tomorrow evening
icy trout
this is my second all nighter
oblique crystal
should i be concerned that my ex (now has gf) keeps asking why i keep her on read
icy trout
idk i blocked my ex for reasons i dont wanna get ito on public chat
tawny plaza
if it's not working as friends and you don't live or work together, tbh idk why I would speak to an ex
oblique crystal
i'm worried she'll do something to herself, when i broke it off she threatened to harm herself
so i feel like if i leave again i'll just provoke that reaction again
tawny plaza
that's not your responsibility, you're supposed to live your life and speak to someone who can help if you're concerned
don't let anyone tell you you have to fix their life
oblique crystal
i suppose it sucks thought to know i'm being manipulated?
tawny plaza
It's easy to fall into, if you're a kind person and you give people the benefit of the doubt. Don't be hard on yourself, but yeah it does suck to know that
tawny plaza
tfw never got to sleep and now everyone is gone
toxic sleet
tawny plaza
excuses
hollow mango
i freestyle to white noise.... that is all #other-topics BABYYYY
hollow mango
hows everyone doing tonight im usually up in the #acnh-chat⛱️ chat but i go off topic too much
tawny plaza
you ever get to the point of sleep deprivation when you feel your sanity slipping
sly token
Yes
hollow mango
im there everyday i have chronic insomnia
sly token
Monday morning at work was like that for me
tawny plaza
sly token
It was hell
tawny plaza
it me
hollow mango
imagine feeling like you need to sleep but you cant fall asleep but its 24/7
sly token
Feelsbadman
tawny plaza
I have A Lot of things
so its hard to pinpoint why sleep hates me. but it's probably a combo
sly token
Being back at work after late nights, have messed up my sleep schedule even worse, especially due to the napping after work
tawny plaza
but thats why my island looks so good and I have stacks on stacks of supplies
:( that's no good
tawny plaza
why can't it be thursday what is this wednesday BS
tawny plaza
oh right, normal people get regular money
feral holly
ivory carbon
Is anyone canadian here that applied for the CERB
ivory carbon
What
paper heath
Is bacon 400° in the oven for 10 minutes okay?
I’m asking because I’m a horrible cook.
jolly dawn
no... at least 20 minutes
whole minnow
sorry no try 30
brittle gulch
someone with turnips at a good price?
icy trout
why would off topic be so far down
paper heath
It was Chrisp at 14 minutes. It not my first time.
I want to know if it’s cooked well enough at 10 minutes.
I think both of your answers would burn @whole minnow @jolly dawn
whole minnow
oh sorry I lied, I meant 40
paper heath
I think that burns too
It’s charred by that point, just like how my parents like it.
I’m trying to get it tender like they have at iHop.
Perfection
Thanks anyways @jolly dawn
Closest answer
jolly dawn
so is it 15
paper heath
Yes
cursive bluff
zenith thicket
left solstice
I don't like the placement of the eyes
tawny plaza
tfw you turn on your switch because you never slept, and one of your friends is already online also not sleeping
👀
dim flume
Hi guys
tawny plaza
hiya
icy trout
how do you down vote someone?
tawny plaza
dusky latch
Has anyone experience with changing your switch case?
icy trout
Gotta get that tri Nv-Link Nvidia RTX Quadro 8000 rig that costs more than your car
tawdry solstice
As someone with a 2080 Ti I can say it's worth every penny
icy trout
just bought 4 cans of pickle rick chips
pickle rick chips
what if I just... go back to sleep and not do my school work...
cause im tired...
when is it due
today
i havent started lol
oof what is it for
its my quarter test
ahah
unique cairn
I think I was just scammed
unique cairn
Someone asked me for NMT for a villager and they tried to close their island when I gave them the tickets
icy trout
oh yeah, thats a scam.
unique cairn
By someone from this discord group ;-;
icy trout
who?
unique cairn
I want to wait until they answer, but if they don't answer, then I'll say their username
icy trout
downvote them and report them to a mod
unique cairn
Downvote?
icy trout
check announcements
By someone from this discord group ;-;
@unique cairn that is messed up
unique cairn
@icy trout bulletin-board?
unique cairn
@icy trout Yeah ;-;
icy trout
if you scroll up you can find it
unique cairn
The thing is I can't show proof of that moment, since I just closed the game
I do have a video of me going to their island but that's it
icy trout
did it kick you off the island?
hold down the picture button
if it happened 30 seconds ago maybe?
unique cairn
@icy trout They started to kick me off, but I quickly closed the game
icy trout
well tell us the user and we will stay aware of them
so the record button only records the past 30 seconds?
OH THEN YOU ARE FINE
@icy trout yes
IT WONT SAVE
unique cairn
Yeah I didn't lose anything but, they still scammed me
But now I have 30 NMT that I don't use
icy trout
lurkin to get more info on how to avoid scammin
unique cairn
I wasted all my miles u_u
icy trout
30 df gn gjkkhgfd
tell us the user and we will stay aware
i forgot how many nmt i own
yeah we believe you
hey I can give you a million bells for those 👀
hey I can give you a million bells for those 👀
@icy trout HOW DO YOU HAVE A MIL
stalk market
stalk
selling star fragments to people on this discord
unique cairn
@south ravine
icy trout
tt to get intrest
unique cairn
This is me arriving to her island
icy trout
i just started playin this a few days ago so idk how to be cool like you guys
that halo is a disguise
unique cairn
"Need to warn u that my internet hasn’t been the best. Sorry for the possibility of an inconvenience/:"
I should have seen that coming
unique cairn
"Up
Crashed
...
I’ll re invite ugh
So sorry"
Never replied
icy trout
@unique cairn so when you say you closed the game did you force close it?
I havent gotten scammed before
unique cairn
@icy trout I did exactly what the bulletin-board said, so I didn't lose my tickets
icy trout
if you close before the game saves it reverts back to last save
or have I? I have given people bells to pay off their crippling debt
nah u just a good person lmfao
or have I? I have given people bells to pay off their crippling debt
@icy trout you got me shook, sister
unique cairn
I feel horrible now ugh
icy trout
like... LOTS OF BELLS
aw don’t feel bad
THE HIGHEST I HAVE GIVEN SOMEONE WAS 500K
HEH HEH
you can sell the nmt
tbh i like how we talkin about acnh in off topic lmao
LOL
unique cairn
xD
icy trout
WE ARE OFF-TOPIC IN OFF-TOPIC SO ITS FINE
unique cairn
So is there nothing I can do without any clearer proof?
icy trout
WE ARE OFF-TOPIC IN OFF-TOPIC SO ITS FINE
@icy trout TRUE
we can stay aware of them, thats really all we can do.
my just dm a mod and see how they feel
unique cairn
Who do I DM? ^^"
icy trout
maybe *
unique cairn
I'm new here
icy trout
uhhh lemme check
try any of the headmods?
idk
why do i have 50 billion leaf eggs @.@
once I got a million bells in tips
this is what the colors mean
unique cairn
Oh yeah, I meant, who do you think I should DM? xD
tawny plaza
y'all if you DM a mod when it says in the rules not to, you'll just get stings for unneccesarily pinging or bothering mods. What they say about spamming is true- you can submit reputation and that's it, without video proof.
icy trout
these are some mods online
tawny plaza
icy trout
I was letting people sell turnips for free
unique cairn
.rep @south ravine
frosty moonBOT
❌ Command Not Available in this Channel!
You will have to use this command in one of the allowed channels: #bot-commands.
icy trout
ah
ancient copper
@unique cairn you can DM me if you need help, or use .modmail [message]
I don't mind DMs
icy trout
the turnips were being bought at timmy's and tommy's for about 500 bells >:DD
im a simple woman i see a star in the ground, i dig it
@ancient copper thank you!
unique cairn
@ancient copper Thank you ^^ but I don't know if I can do anything else than .repdown with the evidence I have
icy trout
i have only written "dear miss [teacher's name]
f r i c k
idk what to write cause I hate her class
was it weird of me to send some a msg thanking them for visiting my island?
i dont want to be mean
yes a little
static flax
icy trout
yes a little
@icy trout well i never got a chance to see them @.@
also i feel like im the only one to not meet the bunny @.@
i time skipped so I didn't have to meet him
so now I am in January
i love how the hot item of the day is a wooden simple bed LOL\
static flax
Just saw this on reddit and no idea what to think about it. https://i.redd.it/2x5g9sbxpkr41.jpg
icy trout
my teachers told me to spam my friend till she responds
static flax
Please don't
icy trout
i only have her added on discord
She hasn't been doing her school work for a while- idk what happened to her-
idk what to do
tawny plaza
why would the teachers have to resort to that instead of contacting parents
icy trout
I have no idea
they have contacted my parents about my school work- i think they just dont reply
glacial panther
Does anyone know how much nmt sell for?
icy trout
10,000 i think
vocal ocean
@cedar fossil hey i’m sorry i feel bad i didn’t report you
can someone help me
i don’t know if i’m the bad person
please
odd iron
okay ill help you
humble root
bout to be taken out by my dog
warped roost
He finna rob u for that purina puppy chow
crimson slate
digital dome
raw vale
muted topaz
BERNIE DROPPED
TAKE THAT COMMUNIST
icy trout
no sleep gang
carmine radish
@marsh sparrow hello why is your name pronounced eeaaaheeeeh
keen juniper
hewwo UwU
lucid drift
didn't wanna fucking play anyway. 🤕
keen juniper
haha
mystic oxide
What's the worth of the tower of Pisa?
tight plume
2,3k bells @mystic oxide
icy trout
prisma fiber
icy trout
i am lonely anybody wanna join me in splatoon 2 LOL
mild badge
does anyone else just have that feeling where they just want to chill under there covers. but then you realize itd be way too hot under there and you get mad at heat
tight plume
^
icy trout
oml yez
icy trout
is it just me but i always sit on the floor in front of our $300 couch that is probably way more comfy :3
mild badge
@icy trout quit calling me out
icy trout
finally a decent human being @mild badge
mild badge
ye
icy trout
mkay here is my friend code
mild badge
mk
icy trout
2313 6974 6603
split wind
warm pumice
Bernie dropped out we are fucked as a globe hahaha
At least we can all rest in comfort that we are all doomed
icy trout
Why
tawny plaza
<@&494448231036747777>
full vault
Thank you.
frosty moonBOT
✅ Bee Sting Given!
ToonCat#5777 was given 25 bee stings!
tawny plaza
nope, time for a crazy heart rate woo
night zephyr
when the
sullen fjord
I need to rant about the stupid multiplayer loading everytime you’re trying to do anything on an island oml
stoic vortex
zenith warren
I just got fucking scammed lol
static flax
abstract lotus
Hello
warped roost
frigid dew
wintry bluff
@unique cairn
icy trout
H
humble creek
Time to play some bag ranks! This is a game where you buy goodie bags! ACCEPT! You gradually buy your way up. You can only buy the southernmost bag. The bags get gradually more valuable as they go up! Each bag is 1 nook miles ticket or 99k bells. Dm me for questions or a dodo code. (10 bags)
unique cairn
@wintry bluff Yes?
icy trout
2 seater run with you're bitch
gaunt spear
So the other day; my cousin offered to buy my old DSi XL from me; which I'm also going to hack so she gets all games like pokemon and such for free. She wants to know how much I'm selling it for. Its normally 40-60 dollars used. [60 last time I checked but a sale going on for 40 used I just saw]. But since I'm going to hack it... should I charge 70-75 or just go like 60? She messaged me last night about wanting to buy it this weekend and I was looking at it all while eating this morning.
azure ridge
am i the only one who never knew that bluebear is a girl
tawny plaza
I didn't know til WW
placid scarab
wat
static flax
I usually see people surprised that Beau is a guy.
placid scarab
its my birthday!!!
static flax
it's not a common name here.
placid scarab
ah
tawny plaza
@placid scarab happy birthdaaaaaaaaay
placid scarab
yay!!!!
tawny plaza
@static flax I've only seen dogs called beau irl
placid scarab
wat
void lava
if only you could put eggs in here. my tanks are empty and sad. i don’t have the time to fish, and every-time i do i get the same three fish. sad.
placid scarab
sad
frigid dew
sad
hushed nest
stay strong, the eggs will be gone soon 
tawny plaza
love the museum
placid scarab
hushed nest
watch as the bunny comes back for earth day 
placid scarab
ohno
topaz reef
anyone else think the bunny was an abomination?
icy trout
Google Drive just deleted all of my science homework so I broke my chrome book in half
placid scarab
no
placid scarab
ah
fathom glade
HI can I dm someone for some advice? Lol
sly token
Stopping in to say
Happy birthday Red guy!!
Alright laterz back to the grind
@placid scarab
spare jacinth
placid scarab
yay
tawny plaza
aw
rough nest
Can someone tell me how much one star wand is worth in bells?
ancient copper
Cool idea for a school project
soft jungle
thanks!
paper finch
Hi any other english people here?
lyric ermine
Yes
hushed nest
If you translate the words into formulas:
k = 10 + (n-1) * 50
b = 3 * (n-1)
Where k is the number of views of kitten video, b is number of views of the baby video, and n is the total number of minutes. You are looking for the first integer value of n where b > k. Does that help you get started?
sharp gale
thanks
hushed nest
Actually I think the 2nd formula is b = 3 * (n-1) * 3.5
sharp gale
I was confused on how to set up the formulas because technically the y intercept for both is 0, but they both have a start at 1
hushed nest
It has been awhile since math class
icy trout
have i been kicked from the server or is my phone bugging out?
icy trout
wtf
sharp gale
if you are texting here
icy trout
its acting like i got kicked on my phone?
sharp gale
you are here
also thats probably just the server shitting itself
it does that a lot
icy trout
Who else failing online school?
oblique crystal
i wonder if using cheat engine on the emulator of this game could work
tawny plaza
hulu reccommended me Samurai Champloo and Dance Moms. I don't think they understand me
inland bluff
hi what does buy out mean?
gentle kernel
we got a new bunny today ❤️
hushed nest
@inland bluff buy out is the price to win an auction without having to engage in bidding. e.g. if there's an auction where the current bid is 2k bells and buy out is 10k bells, you can try to bid 3k and maybe win for a lower price, or you can pay 10k and win the auction immediately
inland bluff
oh i see, tysm!!
hushed nest
np!
austere prawn
Me after waiting for something that i ordered from a restaurant that has 5 stars but it does have lots of people ordering aswell in the food app:
static flax
love ordering stuff at a restaurant with my family and getting the food half an hour apart.
exotic anchor
lmao
placid scarab
k
tawny plaza
"what is my purpose?"
"you look like christ the redeemer statue"
static flax
it does look vaguely religious in a cybernetic kinda way
placid scarab
alright
hushed nest
transformer jesus
tawny plaza
the church of robotology
static flax
One of my friends know a guy who just had his tv antenna pulled down because people think 5G caused the pandemic.
hushed nest
I love but hate how many different ways that sentence does not make sense Alp
static flax
On one side we got anti vaxers. On the other people who believe 5G caused the corona virus...
..and smack dab in the middle there is this strange group of people that believe the virus was made so that the government can distribute vaccines with nanochips that they can use the 5G with to control you.
silent belfry
Guys im so sad. My switch died and I had worked on my island since release. Does that mean my island will be gone forever if i get the switch replaced? Or is there any way I can save my island....
potent ruin
herrooo, bro im abt to play crazy craft on minecraft XD
static flax
died how?
silent belfry
Electrical shortage inside and it burned up
i have a warranty on it but im afraid my island is gone forever
static flax
nintendo might be able to transfer it still if the memory works. Since the game had no save game backups they mentioned something about that.
silent belfry
i hope so
static flax
if the internal memory is still fine then the data is still there and it's worth a shot at least to contact them.
fresh star
I’m here
elder crest
If literally everyone in the server teamed up we can beat up anybody
rapid kernel
Can anyone recommend me a good brand of drawing tablets?
fresh star
We play animal crossing the only thing we can do is smack each other with nets
hollow mango
hey #other-topics
elder crest
No I’m talking in real life
fresh star
Hey @hollow mango
elder crest
We can beat up anybody we want
hollow mango
this is fun...
fresh star
Lmao
elder crest
Literally anybody
tawny plaza
hey yan
hollow mango
omg stars do u sleep
tawny plaza
I've heard of it, yes
static flax
There are enough cats in the world that if they all worked together they could 'conquer scotland.
elder crest
The swat aint got shit for nothing on animal crossing players
hollow mango
were making katt mad with out offopic shenanigans in the other chat
elder crest
We’ll beat them up too
tawny plaza
nobody can conquer scotland
hollow mango
so we came here
elder crest
If we team up we can conquer Scott land @tawny plaza
Bag pipes aren’t enough to stop the animal crossing crowd
tawny plaza
I'm gonna need a reason to have a vendetta against this Scott Land fella
elder crest
We can beat them up if we team up
The whole server
We can beat up anybody we want if we team up
Anybody
All of them
static flax
if you dropped 100 cats out of a plane, due to their terminal velocity not being high enough to kill them on average 99% of them would survive. So you could theoretically carpet bomb a place with cats.
tawny plaza
I don't like the implications of this
static flax
I have facts that I can't post on this server.
tawny plaza
👀
elder crest
Yeah you can calculate but can you prove it?
Bomb my house bro go ahead
I love cats
static flax
the fact I have in mind I do not want to prove.
elder crest
Oh yeah?
We’ll I’ll do it then
Just gotta find enough cats and a plane
I think I’ll enter the cat breeding business brb
gentle kernel
OH GOD
static flax
wombats have cube shaped poop.
gentle kernel
what the f
static flax
thats a fact.
gentle kernel
im-
brazen gate
tawny plaza
it is true tho
static flax
they look like dry little cakes
brazen gate
ew
static flax
they are so cubic that it doesn't look nasty to me. Like it doesn't trigger anything in me that should be like "no, thats the bad stuff"
hollow mango
Shawty you know what it doooooo wrist glisten when I come thruuuuuu
sullen knoll
No pls
static flax
placid scarab
k
static flax
she pressed my mode button and it turned my text really wierd. like really weirdccd, you hacvec no idceaccac how weirdc cdit canac reaclacly get.
cunning coyote
stroke?
cloud vault
Your cats adorable ahh :3
mental socket
bruh omggggg
placid scarab
ok
cloud vault
:0
I come back with more potatoes
🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔
Have a good day everyone :)
but WHY
fallow ice
placid scarab
o k
fallow ice
honestly surprised myself i accidently clicked it since i didnt see it before i posted
uoir wholesome potatoes made me so happy I needed to contribute with a hyped potato
cloud vault
ayeeee
I'm trying to spread potatoes everyday :')
Potatoes truly solve all of your problems.
gentle kernel
i hate potatoes
actually no
i just dont like potatoes that much, i mean the fries are better
grizzled egret
placid scarab
ok
icy trout
Can someone explain how the hell tom claps?
tawny plaza
hushed nest
jade citrus
bruh i swear if i ever see this in my room
👁️ 🔴 👁️
🔴 👃 🔴
👄
/ |\👍
|
/
| |
🦶🦶
static flax
@icy trout with enthusiasm.
jade citrus
yo who mentioned me
cloud vault
Idk I was mentioned too lol
They deleted the message too quickly
They were truly a sneaky boi
placid scarab
ok
cloud vault
🥔🥔🥔
rapid quiver
icy trout
fading gust
worldly drift
limber holly
LMFAO
final pagoda
hello folks
tough cobalt
I will pay 1 million bells for 60 petals
icy trout
static flax
sharp flame
Your switch wants a quarantine break too
shadow palm
Fun fact: hippo villagers, when given eye gear as a gift, will put them on like this
wide mauve
Heyo. Anyone watch the Dr. Stone anime?
static flax
yeah, I enjoyed it.
modest berry
I plqn on putting larry davids face as the “plane flying over” image
hushed nest
YUM
sharp drift
static flax
fancy lad.
@sinful dirge nice camper. My camps a junkyard camp. And just realized I got aquariums upstairs in my van, thats a kinda horrible idea when driving ha..
rotund herald
just bought a nintendo switch off instagram and it's broken 😭
icy trout
just bought a nintendo switch off instagram and it's broken 😭
@rotund herald thats a bad idea... im sorry its broken
Spent 90k bells to upgrade and have a 90k outstanding loan atm
@sinful dirge pay off the loan first, less stress
sinful dirge
No no I mean
I spent 90k already
And got another upgrade that was 100k bells
Paid 10k on it
So now I’ve gotta pay that lol
hallow lichen
Im lonely and looking for someone to talk to. Anyone up for a new friend? :')
icy trout
poll on consoles and shit pls do it: https://linkto.run/p/JVAD4BC9
jaunty ledge
lean peak
lavish swan
Anyone want to talk? I need a friend
urban niche
mmm sure :3
lavish swan
I’m sorry
tough cobalt
Sooo if anyone got any cherry blossom recipes....could you hmu?🥺👉🏻👈🏻
lavish swan
@tough cobalt I have one but I don’t have ingredients
icy trout
Heyyyyyy
proud condor
Snippins
tough cobalt
@icy trout do you have the recipe?
icy trout
No ;-; not an extra
tough cobalt
Ahh it’s cool
still talon
I just got a nook island with nothing but trash 
left solstice
👀 tf... so much for ya know.. not littering
icy trout
.
tawny plaza
@static flax 's dream
night gyro
left solstice
that's a chonker right there