other-topics

[serene pond]

im p sure theres vines of this

[pliant wigeon]

dies laughing

[hot wagon]

genevieve 💀

[timid dawn]

LMAO

Do you know what is the most old woman name ever

Barbara

[serene pond]

lol yes v true

[hot wagon]

that ones not as bad

[rapid stump]

baabara said a bad word once upon a time

[pliant wigeon]

Ope

[serene pond]

i dont know any old women from the us but in pr lets see uh beatriz is a grandma name

[pliant wigeon]

Is Baarbara being Baad?

[rapid stump]

I have a grandma beatrice

[pliant wigeon]

I know a Beatrice

[rapid stump]

and a grandma cheryl

[pliant wigeon]

She is young tho. Always shows up to work late.

[serene pond]

hmm

lourdes

idk what other names lmfao

[pliant wigeon]

Wanda

Margaret

[timid dawn]

Margaret definitely

[serene pond]

tru

[rapid stump]

Doris

[timid dawn]

Deborah

[serene pond]

oooh yes

[hot wagon]

ethel

[timid dawn]

ETHEL

[hot wagon]

i have one in my class lol

[pliant wigeon]

Lol

[hot wagon]

she's old

[serene pond]

omg

[pliant wigeon]

Yeah. Those.

[lilac swallow]

Helga

[pliant wigeon]

Gina? wink wink

[timid dawn]

Guys what names do you think are ugly

[pliant wigeon]

Bertha

[timid dawn]

I don’t like names like

[serene pond]

ugly names? hmm

[timid dawn]

Faith, trinity or hope

[lilac swallow]

Frankie 😏

[timid dawn]

Wow

[hot wagon]

LOL

[serene pond]

o shit

[lilac swallow]

Just kidding

[serene pond]

fight fight fight

[pliant wigeon]

Trinity is odd, but Faith and Hope are okay.

[timid dawn]

Jokes on you my name isn’t even Frankie so ha

[hot wagon]

it's luigi

[serene pond]

jkdfk

[pliant wigeon]

[timid dawn]

NO ITS NOT

[hot wagon]

LOL

[pliant wigeon]

Guadalupe?

[serene pond]

ur true name

[lilac swallow]

Is it wario

?

[timid dawn]

Danika do you know what my name is

[pliant wigeon]

Leonardo?

[hot wagon]

no

[serene pond]

lmfao

is it

francesco

[timid dawn]

Your boyfriend 😉

[pliant wigeon]

Grant?

[lilac swallow]

Ludwig?

[hot wagon]

...

i'm dead

[timid dawn]

Jk it’s acc Francesco

[pliant wigeon]

Dani is much too old for you, child.

[hot wagon]

LMAO

[serene pond]

omg rly

[lilac swallow]

Wait, your name is your boyfriend?

[timid dawn]

She’s only a year older than me 🤣

[hot wagon]

oh i knew that

[pliant wigeon]

Lol

That's why Frankie, then.

[hot wagon]

i remember you saying it

[timid dawn]

I think I’ve said it multiple times

I love to repeat myself lmao

[serene pond]

some italian guy in my class is called that so i just guessed lmfao

[hot wagon]

my cousins name is frankie

[timid dawn]

Yh very common italian name

[hot wagon]

but thats his actual name

[serene pond]

still tryin to think of names i dont like

[pliant wigeon]

Wow

Just a few times.

[serene pond]

joaquin maybe

[rapid stump]

Festive Francesco sure does like repetition

[serene pond]

tru

[serene pond]

but ig i only dont like tht name bc this rude guy in my class in 8th grade was callled that

[rare palm]

Its getting his point across ahhaha

[timid dawn]

LOL

It’s gone up to 4 pages now

[serene pond]

lmao

[hot wagon]

only

[pliant wigeon]

Lololol

[hot wagon]

omg*

it was 3 this morning

[rare palm]

I dont think he likes opal guys

[timid dawn]

Yeah hate her

[serene pond]

oof

[rare palm]

Breaking news

We have proof

[serene pond]

lmao

[rapid stump]

I've said Canberra just under 50 times now

[rare palm]

Send it to opal

[serene pond]

everyone screenshot it

[hot wagon]

i think his fav is eugene

idk tho

[timid dawn]

NO

DONT

OPAL ILY

[serene pond]

lmao

[hot wagon]

ive only said pekoe 7 times :c

[pliant wigeon]

What

Just

[hot wagon]

im fake

[pliant wigeon]

Happened?

[serene pond]

aww pekoe is cute

[pliant wigeon]

I was gone like... 10 seconds.

[serene pond]

idk if i have a fave fave

i have no ac ult

[rapid stump]

if opal is in my town, then im gonna write her a letter about how Frankie hates her

[rare palm]

We are exposing lil d

[hot wagon]

LOL

[rare palm]

He hates opal

[icy trout]

I'm singing in the voice chat

[timid dawn]

Bruh we know

And don’t tell that to opal

Tell pekoe that Danika doesn’t like her

[serene pond]

[hot wagon]

no opal emote

[serene pond]

rip

[hot wagon]

no plz

i need pekoe

[timid dawn]

@floral wave

Pls make an opal emote

[hot wagon]

make it animated 💀

[timid dawn]

I don’t think they’re gonna listen 🤣🤣

[hot wagon]

LOL

[serene pond]

lmfaooo

petition

[rare palm]

I love how almost anything frankie says we can search and hes said it many times before

Bless ur cotton socks

[timid dawn]

LOL

My friends tell me that I’m always repeating myself

[pliant wigeon]

What's that??

[hot wagon]

do you also tell them your age everyday LOL

[pliant wigeon]

Can you repeat yourself??

[timid dawn]

LMAO

[serene pond]

lmfao

[pliant wigeon]

I'm funny sometimes.

Like twice a year, so enjoy it.

Hi, Jenny!!!

[timid dawn]

Omg

Jenny

PLEASE

[hot wagon]

aw how are they?

[timid dawn]

Hope it went well for them

[serene pond]

aw

[timid dawn]

Wow

Opal invented playing the trumpet

A dancing queen

She can play the trumpet and dance?

She radiates talent

[serene pond]

lmao

[timid dawn]

Musicians around the world found quaking in her presence

Anybody realise that Mozart hasn’t made any new music since opal started playing the trumpet... coincidence? I think not

[hot wagon]

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

LOL

[timid dawn]

LMAO

[hot wagon]

he's been real quiet

[timid dawn]

Init

[pliant wigeon]

Wow. You're right!!

[timid dawn]

Opal has replace him in the music scene

[pliant wigeon]

Hes been dead silent!!

[round osprey]

Summary of today

[icy trout]

I sing in voice chat for you

[frail flint]

whoa !

[spice nymph]

damn connor

lights look so uv to me

[proud condor]

They’re really blue

My camera is cri tho

[lilac swallow]

Blue

[spice nymph]

but uv lights r pretty sick

;(

[marble vessel]

that's awesome

[bronze swallow]

my hair isn't as blonde as i wanted it and i didn't like how it wasn't super blended

so i got a cheap box dye and i'm doin that for the first time ever

we shall see how this looks

[verbal wharf]

Did you bleach it?

[west onyx]

oooh good luck

[verbal wharf]

Cuz you’re not going to lift color with color

It might make it darker actually

[bronze swallow]

it's a garnier lift and color

i can already tell it's a lot lighter

aaaa i'm nervous

[verbal wharf]

I tried a high lift color once

And washed out immediately

It felt weird

[bronze swallow]

i only wash my hair like once or twice a week so hopefully this lasts long

[verbal wharf]

Like it foamed and hurt

[bronze swallow]

the roots are so much lighter already and it's still wet

[verbal wharf]

Just get purple shampoo

[frail flint]

^

[verbal wharf]

Use it every other/3rd wash

[bronze swallow]

i like golden blonde tho and purple gets rid of the brassy tone

i've done it before like i had platinum blonde in 10th grade and oof it didn't look good

[verbal wharf]

Try blue then

And use a less staining one

[bronze swallow]

oooh there's a blue one? is it like less powerful?

i'm happy with how it came out. it's still got my highlighted pieces and darker pieces but the roots are blended now and it's overall lighter

[verbal wharf]

Not less powerful. There’s just different degrees of colored shampoo

Some are more pigmented than others

Blue is more for warm blonde

Purple for platinum

[bronze swallow]

ooh i'll look into blue then thank u!!

[verbal wharf]

Np

Been bottle blonde for a long time

[lost sparrow]

Wow looks good @bronze swallow

[timid dawn]

@bronze swallow sorry for the tag, when I dyed blonde highlights into my hair they were a coppery colour too but I used purple shampoo and they went blonde pretty quick

[icy trout]

Never dyed my hair

Dirty blonde 4 lyf

[timid dawn]

I want to dye my hair blonde

But my eyebrows are SO dark

So I don’t think it would suit me

[icy trout]

Look after your hair

Go natural

[timid dawn]

Tbh I don’t wanna risk it

My hair is brown rn

And naturally brown

Maybe I’d look dumb with blonde hair lmao

[icy trout]

you look dumb anyway

[timid dawn]

WOW

Go back to sleep boy

[icy trout]

Nope

I’m up now

[timid dawn]

What r u doing now

[icy trout]

About to eat breakfast then head to the gym

[timid dawn]

Ohhhhhh

What do u eat

I ate a brownie for breakfast 💀

[icy trout]

I’m having porridge with blueberries and honey

[timid dawn]

Wow healthy

I should eat porridge more because it’s acc nice

[icy trout]

Same breakfast I always have

We eat big and sometimes unhealthy meals at work so I ensure all my other meals are perfect

[timid dawn]

Oh that makes sense

Don’t you ever get sick of the same food tho

[icy trout]

Nah

Fruit mixes it up

Can experiment with different flavours

[timid dawn]

Yh that’s true I guess

Normally I don’t eat breakfast which is pretty bad

[icy trout]

It is, but it’s really common with teenagers, I was the same.

There’s a scientific reason for it somewhere.

[timid dawn]

Normally for me it’s because I have to time lol

[icy trout]

Always can make time

Only need 5 mins for cereal or a banana

[timid dawn]

Nah I wake up late everyday

[icy trout]

Then wake up early 😋

[timid dawn]

I can’t because I sleep too late

[icy trout]

[timid dawn]

My sleep schedule ain’t it

I slept at 3:30am last night and woke up at 10

[icy trout]

[timid dawn]

What does that even mean

Get off ur phone and work out child

[icy trout]

I’m at the pharmacy

[serene pond]

lol

[pallid ingot]

Im confused

[timid dawn]

Oh LMAOOOO

[icy trout]

Now I’m at the gym Frankie

[timid dawn]

Good

A responsible adult

[icy trout]

I’m just training for the inevitable apocalypse

You don’t need to be the fastest man in the room

Just not the slowest

[timid dawn]

LOL

I’m slow but I have good stamina so I guess that’s useful for an apocalypse

[icy trout]

I’m trying a new core workout today

[timid dawn]

Good luck with that

[icy trout]

Cheers

Fuck

That first round burnt

[pallid ingot]

Isn’t that a good sign haha

[icy trout]

Yes

[proud condor]

General Lee shirt

[tender rose]

y'all

[proud condor]

No one lieks my shirt ; (

[errant quiver]

I like the color of it

[lilac swallow]

O range

[errant quiver]

I had an orange phase too. My backpack was the brightest orange. That’s how people would usually find me

[proud condor]

Orang

[soft elm]

That’s a thing

[round osprey]

Just got a haircut bang bang

[pliant wigeon]

Nice, nice!!

[pliant wigeon]

@bronze swallow I got your card!!!!

[bronze swallow]

YAY

[pliant wigeon]

Omg this post card.

I love it

It's hilarious. I love it

I havent been able to find a postcard from where I live.

I'm gonna end up just doing Christmas cards.

[icy trout]

❤️

[pliant wigeon]

It's just so things dont get drowned out, Skull.

[icy trout]

ok

[pliant wigeon]

Blu is probs the one to ask for advice. That, or maaaaaaaaybe Christine.

[icy trout]

Or no one

[soft elm]

What’s the matter my dude?

[bronze swallow]

@pliant wigeon yayyyyy i'm so glad u liked it!!!!

[pliant wigeon]

Its lovely, and I really need to get my Christmas cards sent out!!!!

[icy trout]

₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₍˄·͈༝·͈˄( ͒ ु•·̫• ू ͒)˄·͈༝·͈˄₎˄·͈༝·͈˄₎

Us as a community

[verbal wharf]

My upper back is deciding to spasm

Usually it’s my lower

[pliant wigeon]

😬😬😬

Sounds like you need some carisoprosol.

[round osprey]

My barber kept saying bang bang as a joke but now its stuck in my head and I keep saying it

[verbal wharf]

I think it’s from how I was bent washing my hair

It’ll go away

[elder quail]

bang bang

[compact igloo]

Ro rou don't, Raggy

[round osprey]

@elder quail bang bang

[fervent belfry]

i am totally not a fish

[verbal wharf]

Idk

I think we should introduce

[proud condor]

Scooby Dum

[icy trout]

hey yall

[lost sparrow]

Scrappy Doo @proud condor

[proud condor]

Oop

[lost sparrow]

Momsy Doo

Dada Doo

Whoopsy-Doo

[pliant wigeon]

Oopsie-Doo

[lost sparrow]

Yabba-Doo

Scooby-Dee

Dooby-Doo

Ruby-Doo

Skippy-Doo

Howdy-Doo

Horton-Doo

Dixie-Doo

Grandad Doo

Great-Grandpa Doo

Yankee-Doodle-Doo

Spooky-Doo

[soft elm]

Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm

[timid dawn]

Those are my lines

I’m scooby

[low island]

that was an experience

[west onyx]

i bought a bag of fun size starburst/skittles and it has 90 of them in it and then my bf was like "i don't like those much" ffs lmao guess I have a lot of candy to eat by myself now

[surreal kite]

You say that like it's a problem

[west onyx]

i'm not a big sweets person so it'll take me so long lol

[marble vessel]

recycle them as stocking stuffers haha

[west onyx]

he's the only one i do stockings for 😩 lmao

i'll just dump them all in mine

oh santa you shouldn't have

[serene pond]

lmaoo

[verbal wharf]

My back still hurts this is bull

We have stockings but never got anything in them

[west onyx]

i have cheapo stockings just for the sake of putting candy in for christmas lol

mine has a cat on it because of course

and then if i ever get a cat it can be the cat's stocking

[verbal wharf]

Chester needs a stocking!!

Vasi had one

[west onyx]

omg yes get him one

[woven marten]

Target has cute ones but they're kind of expensive

[verbal wharf]

Chester got his ornament

But no stocking

Idk how much stockings are supposed to cost tbh

[west onyx]

some are $$$$

but they are also good quality

[verbal wharf]

I mean we don’t use them

So quality doesn’t matter

Ugh I gotta wrap presents

and go to kohl’s to return some stuff to amazon

[west onyx]

wrapping presents is one of those activities that's like... okay at first but then after the 3rd present it's like whyyyy

especially if you have weird shaped things to wrap

thank goodness for gift bags lol

[woven marten]

Yes that's the best I've ever heard someone describe it

I hate wrapping AND unwrapping

[verbal wharf]

I need to go to the dollar store and get some clothing boxes

[woven marten]

That was IIRC $13 but it kinda feels like $13 quality. It's nice.

[verbal wharf]

I like both of the stockings

[west onyx]

i like both of the stockings

loool

[verbal wharf]

Lmao jinx

[woven marten]

Also that li'l pink birb

I had to get it

[verbal wharf]

I still can’t get over when we sent each other the same meme

[woven marten]

It was like ... $5

[west onyx]

i was looking at the screenshots from that yesterday and just laughing about it

[verbal wharf]

My friend needs that bird

[west onyx]

i love the festive little birds

[verbal wharf]

It was so perfect just

[west onyx]

and those cute gnomes that became a big thing last year

[verbal wharf]

“I have a meme to send you”
“Same”
sends the same meme at the same time

[west onyx]

then we both replied with "wait" at the same time too lol

[woven marten]

Hahaha

[west onyx]

do i want to make some broccoli alfredo whatever pasta for lunch or be lazy and just have soup or something that requires no real effort on my part 🤔

[verbal wharf]

Soup sounds good

I want to go get some potato cheddar soup and a bread bowl

[west onyx]

lol one of the soups i have is like potato broccoli cheddar or w/e no bread bowl though :(

[woven marten]

Broccoli alfredo

Doo eet

[west onyx]

i always make too much pasta. i'm very good at it.

[verbal wharf]

Same

What’s a normal amount of pasta? Idk

[west onyx]

i'll never know.

i dump it in the pot and then i'm like "well that doesn't seem like enough" so i had more every time. and then i'm shocked pikachu that it's too much.

[verbal wharf]

Problem is I most def will eat it all

[west onyx]

lmao same

[verbal wharf]

Mama ain’t raise no quitter

But she did raise a fatass

[west onyx]

i trained myself to be a chonk

give me all the carbs idc i'll eat them all

i'm the type of person who can't be trusted to just sit with a bag of chips because i'll just keep eating and eating and eating lol i have to get a bowl or something 😩 i love chips

[verbal wharf]

I love chips

Jalapeño especially

I’m eating cheese its rn

[west onyx]

omg i love cheez its 😩

[verbal wharf]

They’re Aldi brand but

[west onyx]

probably taste similar enough idc i'd eat the whole box ez :P

i'm excited for new years eve because i always just make a bunch of like appetizers and snack foods and ofc i make way too much and then i get big and round

chips and dip is a must which is one of my fav snacks

[verbal wharf]

Aldi snacks are good

I’m excited for New Years but because mini vacation

[west onyx]

take nice pics to show me

[verbal wharf]

Gonna suck crossing the boarder at rush hour tho

[west onyx]

oof

i haven't been to canada since i was 17 or something 😩

but the cat rescue place i want to adopt from is in canada so 👀

[verbal wharf]

Gotta go rescue some cats

[west onyx]

even though i should just adopt locally :( lol

[verbal wharf]

I adopted Chester from animal control lol

Which is legit a mile from my house

[west onyx]

actually the cat cafe i went to adopts cats out so maybe i'd get one from there

[verbal wharf]

I wasn’t even ready for another cat but

I felt bad

[west onyx]

you chose a good one :3

[verbal wharf]

Because they had an adoption even over the weekend and he was the only one not adopted

[west onyx]

it's like oliver & company 😭

[verbal wharf]

I know!

I was visiting over the week then worked the weekend

And when I went back Monday he was moved to the smaller enclosure because they had kittens

And by himself

The cat cafe here is part of a foster program

The more social cats go to the cafe

[west onyx]

awww well Chester got the best home now :3

[verbal wharf]

It’s not really a cafe tho they have a self serve keurig and donated snacks

[west onyx]

lol that's pretty much how the one i went to was. you could make coffee/tea.

[verbal wharf]

Because you can’t serve food with animals

[west onyx]

i'm gonna go see what cute cats they have now 👀

[verbal wharf]

The one in Denver was a legit cafe but the cafe part was separate

[west onyx]

i looked at the cats and now i regret because i love them

her name is milky 😭:

[verbal wharf]

Omg

Get her

[west onyx]

I WISH I COULD 😭

[verbal wharf]

You can

[woven marten]

Ohhh is the photo blurred, or...

[west onyx]

"Milky had been beloved by caring people in her neighborhood before being hit by a car and rushed to the emergency vet by a good Samaritan. During the emergency exam the vet determined she had a severely injured jaw and irreparable damage to one eye. Because Milky was found to be FIV+ and did not have an indoor home, the vet's advice was to put her down. Alarmed, her neighborhood friend contacted us. Our position on Feline Immunodeficiency Virus (“FIV”) is that while it may lead to a weakening of the cat’s immune system, if well cared for, FIV+ cats can lead long, happy lives and make wonderful family members."

😭 milky i love you

[verbal wharf]

Awwwwwww

She needs to be by herself or with other FIV cats then

[severe heron]

She's a fighter!

[verbal wharf]

Plz get her

[west onyx]

i don't think my bf is willing to risk eviction for her 😩 lol

he's not dedicated

[verbal wharf]

She can sign into the lease

Why did no one tell me there’s a calorie free Arnold Palmer

[crude mason]

We thought you only consumed fries.

[west onyx]

arnold palmer 🤤

[verbal wharf]

I love Arnold Palmer

[west onyx]

it's so gooood

[verbal wharf]

I finally found my glasses!

They were in my room this whole time lol

I have a second pair but

These are my fav ones

[timid dawn]

I have perfect vision so I don’t need glasses

[west onyx]

i've had glasses since i was 5

i wouldn't know how to react to jut being able to see

[verbal wharf]

I’ve had glasses since I was 11

My eyesight wasn’t that bad then

I only wore my glasses at school

Now I can’t even see my phone without them

[west onyx]

if i squint really hard i can kinda see beyond my reach

but that's the best i got lol

[timid dawn]

I sometimes wish I had glasses

[verbal wharf]

Why

[timid dawn]

Because they can look really nice

[verbal wharf]

Get fake ones

[west onyx]

i need to get new ones eventually but ugh

[icy trout]

My vision is so bad

[timid dawn]

When I try my friends glasses on I look so good but i feel like getting fake glasses is lowkey wet

[icy trout]

It’s like -7.75

[verbal wharf]

Oof that’s bad

[icy trout]

Yeah pretty awful

At least I’m not blind yet

[verbal wharf]

You need lasik

[icy trout]

I really do

[verbal wharf]

Your glasses must be so thick

[icy trout]

Yep they are believe me.

[verbal wharf]

Choosing a frame must be a bitch

[icy trout]

Oh for sure I’m extremely limited in what I can choose

[verbal wharf]

Ngl if I get laser anything it’d be hair removal before lasik

[icy trout]

Even with my glasses my vision is still blurry

That’s how bad it is.

It’s the right prescription and everything it’s just it’s not as close to my eyes as contacts

So things seem slightly blurry and off

[verbal wharf]

Contacts always offer better vision

The script is lower too

I’m just thankful both my eyes are the same

[woven marten]

I've worn glasses since I was, uhh 2nd grade

I like contacts better, but I don't like how I look without glasses haha

I got some fake glasses a while back but I haven't tried my contacts in sooo long... like, a year now

Since I work overnight I sort of don't like having yet another thing to worry about in the morning when I get home...

[thin ember]

i can never wear contacts

[verbal wharf]

I wear them more than my glasses

[thin ember]

i’m so scared to touch my eyes ):

i have glasses but they’re alright

i got them for free bc i sponsored them so that worth at least

[verbal wharf]

You get over it quick

[thin ember]

what if you fall asleep w them on

[verbal wharf]

They’re dry as hell when you wake up

[thin ember]

no damage to your eye however, right?

[verbal wharf]

Bacteria

[frail flint]

3% of me wants contacts but i look weird without glasses at this point

[thin ember]

i don’t wear glasses in public

even tho i should LMAO

i don’t look bad in them but i just like it without

[verbal wharf]

I can’t not wear my glasses

[thin ember]

but i’m scared of contacts so

yea nah i’m keeping my glasses LOL

that sounds like it hurt

i don’t think i’d ever fall asleep w them on tbh

but is that something that everyone says

until it actually happens at one point

[icy trout]

Just never fall asleep with them multiple days in a row

Your eyes can develop intolerance to contacts

Treat contacts as a foreign object being put on your eyeball

And should be removed as such every night

Yes

So true jenny

[verbal wharf]

Did you know your eye can pop out like a joint getting dislocated

But you still see

Yes

[icy trout]

Noooo

I hate that

[verbal wharf]

Gives you a headache because your vision is so fucked

You’re welcome

They recommend covering your good eye

Ye

[icy trout]

Oh my god it just swings?

[verbal wharf]

Yep

[icy trout]

Like how far can it hang

[verbal wharf]

As long as the nerve is still good

[icy trout]

I’m googling it

[verbal wharf]

You just see out of it but the ground

[icy trout]

Unless you pick your eyeball up

And move it to where you want to see

[pliant wigeon]

What about eyeballs???

[verbal wharf]

Yep

[icy trout]

Oh you know

[tender parcel]

What am I walking in on?

[verbal wharf]

You also gotta lube that sucker up

[icy trout]

Your eyeball popping out and hanging there

[pliant wigeon]

.....nice

I sae something like that happen once.

Eye dont know, Jenny.... Eye dont know.

[tender parcel]

Any bit of hanging is too far down

[verbal wharf]

It doesn’t the nerves and blood vessels aren’t that long

[pliant wigeon]

Definitely an ophthamological emergency.

[icy trout]

I thought it just bulges

[verbal wharf]

Basically yeah

[pliant wigeon]

It does, Bun. Unless some things are severed.

[icy trout]

Glenn from the walking dead

[pliant wigeon]

ugly cries because Glenn

That was some good Asian representation on TV, and they killed him. #rude

[verbal wharf]

One Asian character? Too much

[timid dawn]

Asian people in tv are always nerds or used as a filler character lmao

[pliant wigeon]

Sad

They are.

[timid dawn]

Black people always die first

Write people always make the dumb decisions

[verbal wharf]

They’re always doctors or executives

[pliant wigeon]

Like...I'm Asian and gay. We all know I'm gonna die first.

[woven marten]

Um ... thanks I hate this eyeball convo I came back to 😖

[timid dawn]

LMAO RYAN

[verbal wharf]

Did your eye pop out Zoe

[pliant wigeon]

I wont even be a named character.

[thin ember]

ryan 😭

[pliant wigeon]

I'll die in the first five minutes to establish the fact that deaths happen in the movie.

[verbal wharf]

Oh I forgot gay Asian is a common character trope

[timid dawn]

Let’s say we were in the hypothetical situation that we were being hunted down by Jason at his summer camp

[hot wagon]

ryan LMAO

[woven marten]

N-n-no but I sure am thinking an awful lot about it now

[timid dawn]

Who do you think would be the ones to survive

[thin ember]

for SURE fox

[hot wagon]

i'd be the first to go

[pliant wigeon]

I would have died before the main events of the story, Frankie.

[timid dawn]

I think it would be fox and me honestly

LMAO Ryan

[verbal wharf]

Fox is conventionally attractive and white he survives

[hot wagon]

no just fox

LOL

[timid dawn]

You’re the character who gets killed to let us know that a killer is here

[hot wagon]

lmfao

[thin ember]

yeah literally fox just loves

lives

[verbal wharf]

I’m the one that dies doing the dirty

[timid dawn]

Fox is also the strongest

[thin ember]

i have no idea what my stereotype would be

[pliant wigeon]

No, hes a conventionally attractive white male with a hero complex.

[hot wagon]

cheesey LOL

[verbal wharf]

Ems dies first

Cuz she’s black

[pliant wigeon]

He doesnt die until the very end, where he will sacrifice his life for his love, allowing her to survive.

[timid dawn]

Fox is definitely the guy with the letterman jacket

[hot wagon]

LOL

[timid dawn]

I would be the rich guy who is a dick

[thin ember]

ur rich???

[pliant wigeon]

Are you rich??

[timid dawn]

No

[thin ember]

o

[pliant wigeon]

Dang

[verbal wharf]

Jenny it’s not an option

[timid dawn]

The rich stuck up guy you know

[verbal wharf]

You’re there

[lilac swallow]

Dang, I accidentally nearly reported Ryan 😬

[verbal wharf]

And dead

[timid dawn]

Who wears a jumper around his neck

[pliant wigeon]

:o

For what???

[lilac swallow]

I didn’t

[thin ember]

why

[hot wagon]

frankie is the chad

[lilac swallow]

But I nearly did

[pliant wigeon]

For being too awesomeMm

[timid dawn]

LMAO Yh

The chae

Chad

[lilac swallow]

I didn’t mean too

[thin ember]

what would a middle eastern dude be doing there

[pliant wigeon]

It's okay. I understand. Shit happens.

[thin ember]

i honestly don’t know

[verbal wharf]

Frankie is the one that makes funny but asshole comments

[timid dawn]

Danika is definitely the nerdy girl who only wears sweaters and thick glasses

[thin ember]

gas station worker?

[hot wagon]

LMAO

[thin ember]

😭

[lilac swallow]

I’m playing with my dog

[verbal wharf]

And dies saying something like “oh fuck”

[timid dawn]

Jenny is the final girl who fights Jason

[pliant wigeon]

Lmao

[hot wagon]

i dont wear glasses 💀 but i need them

[timid dawn]

Brea is the one blond girl

[lilac swallow]

And I checked my phone and it said “report Ryan for what?” Or whatever

[verbal wharf]

I’m blonde

[timid dawn]

Who wears skimpy clothes and flirts with the jock

[hot wagon]

LMFAO

[verbal wharf]

That’s me ya dingus

[pliant wigeon]

All these super exciting events....and I miss it all. Because I die to establish the fact Jason is back and murdering people.

[verbal wharf]

I already called the slut

[hot wagon]

that's ryan actually

with fox

[lilac swallow]

Anyway

[pliant wigeon]

[thin ember]

i’d just let y’all b

[verbal wharf]

Brea is the oblivious mom

[timid dawn]

Ryan goes to the toilet and dies and then Danika walks in and sees his head floating around the toilet bowl and runs down the stairs screaming as we all chill around the fireplace

[verbal wharf]

That dies while doing laundry

[timid dawn]

Then we’re like “haha don’t be silly Danika”

[pliant wigeon]

Ew

[thin ember]

LMAO fries

[pliant wigeon]

That makes my first swirlie.

[hot wagon]

LOL

[timid dawn]

Honestly I think I’d survive

[pliant wigeon]

I'll be damned if she doesnt try to flush my head away.

[thin ember]

what’s a swirlie

[pliant wigeon]

Stick your head in a toilet, flush, and then you'll know.

[hot wagon]

i'm just leaving you there ryan

[thin ember]

oh hell nah

[lilac swallow]

[hot wagon]

decor

[pliant wigeon]

Yeah....

[verbal wharf]

Fox is the stereotypical hero who’s in a relationship but secretly also seeing the gay kid

[timid dawn]

LMAO

[thin ember]

u mean the shit bullies do

[pliant wigeon]

Okay. As long as I can be decor.

[timid dawn]

How do you think we would all die

[hot wagon]

LMAO

[verbal wharf]

Gay kid aka Ryan dies as they’re about to do the dirty

[timid dawn]

I think I would die trying to be cocky

[pliant wigeon]

Apparently I get my head cut off.

Absolutely.

[timid dawn]

Fox would die whilst fighting Jason

[thin ember]

yeah like it’s that one unexpected scene

[verbal wharf]

In the bathroom prepping and goes “hey babe” but it’s actually the killer

[pliant wigeon]

Right as I'm about to lose my vir- Actually, I dont have that anymore.

[thin ember]

lmaoooo it’s so spot on

[timid dawn]

Danika would run into a cabin and take a breather and then look up and the killer is standing above her like 👁 👄 👁

[pliant wigeon]

[hot wagon]

LMFAO

[lilac swallow]

I’m going to die in ragnarok 🤔

[pliant wigeon]

Omg that face, Frankie. I would be terrified.

[verbal wharf]

I need someone to do the deed with and die with me

[hot wagon]

jason b like 👁️ 👅 👁️

[timid dawn]

Jake I imagine you walking into a bear trap and trying to escape it and crawl whilst the killer just watched you

Cheesey you would definitely die during sex

[verbal wharf]

We don’t get to finish so it’s tragic

[hot wagon]

that's the saddest death

[thin ember]

i volunteer as tribute

[lilac swallow]

I’ll be a human sacrifice

[pliant wigeon]

Holla

[timid dawn]

Brea would open her closet door and in the mirror see the killer behind her then turn and scream like 🗣

[hot wagon]

but frankie

[verbal wharf]

No Brea is home alone bringing up a basket of laundry

[timid dawn]

Yeah Danika?

[verbal wharf]

And the killer breaks in but she doesn’t notice

[pliant wigeon]

I love that this chat is booming, but the main off topic chat is dead.

[timid dawn]

She gets stuffed into the washing machine

[verbal wharf]

We get slow shots of the killer creeping behind her

[hot wagon]

LMAO poor brea

[pliant wigeon]

Hmmm. Maybe the oven.

[lilac swallow]

It’s because we got no news

[thin ember]

bc no one wants to talk abt botw smh

[pliant wigeon]

Oven deaths are so popular in horror movies.

[lilac swallow]

Oh wait

[pliant wigeon]

Yes, Jake. Wait.

[verbal wharf]

My dumbass used to think when people said “stick your head in the oven” they got their head cooked not asphyxiated on the gas

🤦🏼‍♀️

[lilac swallow]

I thought you said general chat, not general off topic chat

[hot wagon]

wait i was imagining that cheesey

[timid dawn]

Isn’t that how it works 💀

[hot wagon]

LMAO NO

i was

imagining them fully getting into the oven

and getting baked

[verbal wharf]

Same!

[timid dawn]

We would be such a great horror movie cast

Somebody here with a lot of money set up a film pleas

[lilac swallow]

[hot wagon]

after me and frankie debut in aladdin we can star in this one

[timid dawn]

Omg yes

We will bring viewers because we are already famous from Aladdin

That means we have to be the lead characters because we r the most famous

[hot wagon]

LMAOO

you're right

then we can't die because we're the main characters

too easy

[timid dawn]

No the film has to end with one of us dying

[hot wagon]

oh

[timid dawn]

And the other desperately trying to save them

[hot wagon]

not it

[timid dawn]

But the killer is coming

And it’s so emotional

[hot wagon]

oh no

[lilac swallow]

Gruß Vom Krampus

[timid dawn]

The couple that gets split up by death

[hot wagon]

i'll die for you frankie

LMAO

[timid dawn]

AWWWWW

I’d probably be the one that dies tho

You need to be the final girl

[verbal wharf]

Elton John tried to kill himself with the oven but had all the windows open and his head on a pillow

[timid dawn]

Then you defeat Jason and cry by my body and the camera flies away

[verbal wharf]

He got made fun of for it

[lilac swallow]

Romeo and Juliet and Jason

[hot wagon]

is that real cheesey wtf

that's so sad frankie

aladdin is so wholesome so our fans will be shook

[timid dawn]

Nah they will see how diverse we are as actors

We can do any genre

[hot wagon]

you're smart

what genre we doing next

[verbal wharf]

“Bernie walked in on Elton trying to commit suicide when he was about to marry a woman named Linda Woodrow," David Buckley wrote in Elton: The Biography. "Elton had stuck his head in the oven. But Bernie couldn't stop laughing. Elton had set the gas on low with all the windows open. What's more, he was resting his head on a pillow."

[timid dawn]

Hmmm

[lilac swallow]

Musical?

[timid dawn]

We’ve done a fantasy and a horror

Aladdin is basically a musical tho

[hot wagon]

we can't sing 💀

[verbal wharf]

The pillow is so on brand for Elton John

[lilac swallow]

Practice

[timid dawn]

If I tried I probably could sing

I say that but I’m capping

[lilac swallow]

Drama

[timid dawn]

Danika let’s do a romcom

[hot wagon]

that's wild cheesey

omg i love romcoms LMAO

[timid dawn]

You join a new office and I’m already working there

I get you a drink of water and you instantly fall in love

[lilac swallow]

The office?

[verbal wharf]

I love dumb hallmark movies

[hot wagon]

you should be a director wtf

[timid dawn]

LMAO

[hot wagon]

fall in love over drink of water 💀

[timid dawn]

Then I give another girl a glass of water and you see me flirting with her

So you get jealous

And devise a plan to get me

And later that night we happen to be at the same ice skating rink

Then you fall over and look up and I help you up with a glimmer in my eyes

💀 wtf am I doing at 22:54pm on Sunday night

[hot wagon]

glimmer in your eyes

LMFAO IM DEAD

ur writing a wattpad story about us

[timid dawn]

LMAO

[hot wagon]

omg that's realistic i wouldn't even have to act for that

[timid dawn]

Finish the story

[hot wagon]

i can't ice skate 💀

i have a video of me falling

[lilac swallow]

Christmas movie

[timid dawn]

Omg

Send it

[hot wagon]

but it's too embarrassing

LMAO

NO

[timid dawn]

PLEASE

[hot wagon]

i scREAMED

[timid dawn]

PLEEEEEEASE

[hot wagon]

NOO

[timid dawn]

At least in DMs please

I beg

[lilac swallow]

Christmas romcom

[hot wagon]

i might go again soon

so i'll take another one

[timid dawn]

Pleeeeeeease send it to me

PLEEEEEEEEASE

[hot wagon]

idek if i have it

[timid dawn]

You liar

[hot wagon]

bc i was so embarrassed LOL

[timid dawn]

You definitely have it

[hot wagon]

NO

NO

lemme see

[lilac swallow]

XANADU!

[verbal wharf]

Someone photoshop that meme with Frankie and Danis faces

That one

[hot wagon]

fox is the girl in front

[timid dawn]

LMAO

Somebody do it

[verbal wharf]

Yes!

[hot wagon]

frankie you're the one with the snapchat skills

[timid dawn]

Idk how to flip the sticker

[hot wagon]

oh LOL

[timid dawn]

Somebody who has actual photoshop skills pls do it

[lilac swallow]

I could probably do it

[timid dawn]

Do it do it do it

[hot wagon]

oh god

[lilac swallow]

I’d need faces though

Wouldn’t I?

🤔

[hot wagon]

use my pfp

[verbal wharf]

Fox has enough selfies

[hot wagon]

frankie and fox have selfies in here lmfao

[verbal wharf]

Take your pick

[hot wagon]

i'm dusty right now

[verbal wharf]

Wrong pick lol

[hot wagon]

oh

[timid dawn]

I have a selfie here somewhere

Let me get you one

Here’s the one I used for the Christmas card

So ugly lmao

[hot wagon]

is your room pink????

💀 💀

[timid dawn]

OMG I’ve explained this story 1500 times

Me and my sister switched rooms

I haven’t painted it yet

I wanted the bigger room because she’s never home

[hot wagon]

LMAOOOO

it's cute though

[timid dawn]

Look at the heart shaped coat hanger 💀💀

[hot wagon]

LOOOL

wow cute room

i wish mine was pink

[icy trout]

I want a pink wall

Frankie’s living the life

[lilac swallow]

Ok I got the photos, time to get to work

[hot wagon]

my room was pink in my first house

omg jake LOL

[timid dawn]

I’m scared 🤣

The heart shaped coat hangers r killing me 💀💀💀

[icy trout]

Pink

[hot wagon]

[timid dawn]

Baby yoda 🥺🥺

Wait Danika

Do you have an iPhone or a Samsung

[hot wagon]

iphone

that face looks different on pc so i use

[verbal wharf]

iPhone gang

[timid dawn]

Thank god

If you had a Samsung I might’ve had to break up with you

[verbal wharf]

Pink is a nice color shut up

[hot wagon]

i've never had a samsung lol

[timid dawn]

Me either

And never will

[hot wagon]

my first phone was an iphone 5c

[verbal wharf]

I had an s3

[timid dawn]

SAME

Omg

A blue iPhone 5c 💀💀💀💀

[hot wagon]

ME TOOOO

[verbal wharf]

My first phone was a katana lmao

[timid dawn]

Wow

A match made in heaven

[hot wagon]

LMAO

what do you have now

[verbal wharf]

Y’all so young

[timid dawn]

iPhone XR

[frail flint]

frankie can u pls untangle that cord for the love of god

[hot wagon]

i wasn't allowed to have a flip phone for some reason

[timid dawn]

That’s an old picture 🤣

[frail flint]

it's probably still tangled lbr

[hot wagon]

oh dang i only have an 8 plus lol

[timid dawn]

I just checked

[verbal wharf]

It’s definitely still tangled

[timid dawn]

It’s still tangled 🤣

[hot wagon]

LMAO

[frail flint]

wow

[verbal wharf]

Hey Dani same phone

What color?

[hot wagon]

yep

gold

[verbal wharf]

Same!

[hot wagon]

pink

[timid dawn]

Mines black

[hot wagon]

i like that one

i think i'd have a hard time adjusting to no bezels

or home button

[verbal wharf]

I don’t like the 11

[frail flint]

i have the xs but the mitch is kinda rude and gets in the way of a lot of text in tiktok

notch*

sorry mitch

[verbal wharf]

Mitch is rude don’t be sorry

[hot wagon]

if verizon makes me upgrade to the 11 im fighting them

[timid dawn]

Nah it’s so easy Danika

You get used to it straight away

[hot wagon]

with the knowledge k8 gave me

oh really

i tried using it in the apple store and struggled 💀

[verbal wharf]

Someone said the 11’s cameras don’t talk to each other

And I laughed

[lilac swallow]

We said fox was the girl in the front right?

[timid dawn]

Yeah

[lilac swallow]

Ok

[timid dawn]

I’m the guy in the middle danikas the girl to the right

[lilac swallow]

I did so good on everyone except Danika

[hot wagon]

LMFAO

[serene pond]

djfjksf what is going on

[hot wagon]

@timid dawn

💀

[timid dawn]

OMG

LMAOOOOO

[hot wagon]

LMAO

[timid dawn]

I’m gonna save that so fox can see it later when he’s free

Jake that’s so funny

[lilac swallow]

Thanks 😂

[verbal wharf]

I love it

@icy trout

[timid dawn]

He’s with his gf rn

[hot wagon]

that would confuse his gf so much

[verbal wharf]

He can see the tag when they take a break

[hot wagon]

LMFAO

[sonic holly]

what break?

c:

[verbal wharf]

She took one earlier

A food break ofc

[sonic holly]

ahhh okay

u right u right

smort

[serene pond]

i just checked in for my flight tmrrw

[verbal wharf]

Oh where are you going

[sonic holly]

i have a snap of my boytoy in the kitchen with the caption: go make me a sandwich

[serene pond]

puerto rico!

[sonic holly]

oh thanx for reminding me gina

[verbal wharf]

Show me ems

[serene pond]

lol yess np

[verbal wharf]

Have fun!!

[sonic holly]

i think i can check in soon

[verbal wharf]

Enjoy the weather

[sonic holly]

like an hour

[serene pond]

its usually 24 hrs before i think

[verbal wharf]

Yeah that’s the usual

[serene pond]

baggage stuff is confusing

[sonic holly]

yeah i need to pay for my check on as well