other-topics

[surreal kite]

I wonder why

[sonic holly]

and he paid it all

he had the fucking money

[golden lily]

w o w

[hot delta]

Don’t have a baby if you can’t afford it

[golden lily]

^^^

[sonic holly]

he just wouldnt give it to the mom

[surreal kite]

^

[golden lily]

this is why people should have rights to their own body ya know?

[surreal kite]

Reason 3001 why I'm not having kids

Too poor

[sonic holly]

lol

mood

and i dont like them

but

[golden lily]

honestly

[sonic holly]

poor is a reason

[surreal kite]

has dogs anyway

[sonic holly]

10/10

[golden lily]

I'm adopting like a 10 year old

there's no way I can handle a child under ten tbh

but that's assuming I can afford it

[surreal kite]

It's not easy to adopt at all which is so dumb

I get it but

It's just so much

[sonic holly]

yet ppl who REALLY shouldnt produce

[verbal wharf]

It’s expensive

[sonic holly]

out here popping out babies

like..calm..DOWN

pls

[verbal wharf]

Also adopting an older kid comes with a lot of challenges

[hot delta]

I don’t have much sympathy who have kids and then complain about it

[surreal kite]

Wear a sock

[golden lily]

My health teacher be like "you're all gonna have smex at one point" and me, the trans ace be like 👀

[hot delta]

Birth control is quite easy to come by

[golden lily]

^^

isn't it an OTC?

[sonic holly]

no

[golden lily]

oH

[surreal kite]

Not in America

[verbal wharf]

Condoms are

[golden lily]

thank god they are

but that's kinda wierd

[sonic holly]

not rly

[hot delta]

No but there is plenty of long term birth control options for women

[verbal wharf]

You need a script for hormones

[sonic holly]

^

[surreal kite]

It messes with hormones

[golden lily]

OHHH

[sonic holly]

exactly

[golden lily]

sorry

[sonic holly]

its ok

[surreal kite]

You're good

[verbal wharf]

Birth control is free tho

[surreal kite]

We're older and been around the block

[sonic holly]

sometimes

lol

[golden lily]

with health insurance?

[frail flint]

pillclub dot com is wonderful

[verbal wharf]

With health insurance yes

[sonic holly]

^

w/o..it depends

[hot delta]

Luckily with Obamacare.. it made it where there is no copayment for birth control

[sonic holly]

the most ive paid is about 35 for a monthly pack w/ no insurance

[surreal kite]

Yup

[golden lily]

I thought that got shutdown

[verbal wharf]

I used to pay 35 monthly yeah

[surreal kite]

Nah

[verbal wharf]

Then Obamacare saved me

[sonic holly]

but now im poor and a student

sooo wooo

medicare

[verbal wharf]

$3 delivery

[sonic holly]

or medicaid

[hot delta]

So therefore a woman can go a Mirena IUD which is about $1500

[sonic holly]

idk one of those 2

[surreal kite]

No money gang

[verbal wharf]

Then my insurance started using their own drivers

So free delivery

[hot delta]

At no charge out of pocket

[sonic holly]

IUD scares the hell outta me lol

im so old fashioned

[golden lily]

what is IUD and should I be concerned

[verbal wharf]

I want to try nexplanon

[sonic holly]

no u shouldnt fropp

dw

[hot delta]

Mmmm I love my IUD haha

There is nothing to be afraid of

[sonic holly]

is it a copper one?

[verbal wharf]

Everyone with an iud loves it

[sonic holly]

i need one w/ hormones tho

w/o hormones

my acne is a bitch

[verbal wharf]

Ah

[sonic holly]

hence why i love the pill

[verbal wharf]

It might not work for you then

[sonic holly]

yeah

[hot delta]

No the copper one is Paragard I think

[surreal kite]

Patch is nice too

[sonic holly]

thats what i mean by "Scare"

[verbal wharf]

I take the pill for my whacked out hormones

[surreal kite]

From what I've heard

[sonic holly]

not to get it implanted or anything

[verbal wharf]

And since Mirena is progesterone only idk it it’ll work

[sonic holly]

i just dont want acne again

[surreal kite]

I'm waiting for male birth control tbh

[sonic holly]

yah i dont think so cheesey

[verbal wharf]

Which is why I want to try Nexplanon

[surreal kite]

Makes sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest

[golden lily]

w h a t is male birth control

[sonic holly]

so ima keep my shitty ass ortho tricyclen

[hot delta]

Hahaha

[verbal wharf]

I’m on low dose

[surreal kite]

Not really a thing yet from what I've seen

[verbal wharf]

Fe 1/20 gang

[golden lily]

what's it supposed to do?

[surreal kite]

Just kinda fries your swimmers

[golden lily]

ah

[hot delta]

I think male birth control has been tried in some countries

[surreal kite]

Some

[hot delta]

But isn’t readily available or anything like that yet

[surreal kite]

Not fda approved yet afaik

No long term studies

[verbal wharf]

I got switched off the fe tho

[surreal kite]

But in 2 weeks I'm gonna find out whether I can have kids or not so

[verbal wharf]

Because I never take my placebos lol

[sonic holly]

wait are u supposed to take them?

[verbal wharf]

I take a multivitamin daily

[sonic holly]

i dont

[verbal wharf]

The Fe ones have iron in the placebos

[sonic holly]

oh

i dont like taking pills

i cant take any bigger than my bcp

[hot delta]

I don’t like taking pills either

[sonic holly]

so

[hot delta]

I always forgot

[surreal kite]

I'm apparently a chaotic evil with pills

[sonic holly]

im not taking placebos for shits and giggles

[verbal wharf]

I take Claritin daily so

[surreal kite]

Can take multiple without water

[verbal wharf]

I actually need to buy some

[sonic holly]

hgkjdfa ew

[surreal kite]

Yeah i

[sonic holly]

zaku u stronk

cause i cant

[verbal wharf]

I take multiple without water too lol

[sonic holly]

am bby

[surreal kite]

Lulz

[golden lily]

lol it's funny cuz my anti depressants make me more depressed

[sonic holly]

my mom babied me w/ pills

so now im conditioned

[verbal wharf]

My mom had to get me pills

[hot delta]

I don’t really mind swallowing pills but I just always forget

[verbal wharf]

Because liquid medicine taste made me throw up

So kinda ineffective

[surreal kite]

I was babied growing up and then mom basically said get over it and if I didn't take my ADHD meds I couldn't function so

[sonic holly]

she would crush them up and either put them in a small portion of icecream or in a spoonful of honey. and now thats the only way i can do it

[surreal kite]

Icing for me when I was bab

[verbal wharf]

Be careful

Not all pills can be crushed

[sonic holly]

oh i know

i only take crushable ones

[verbal wharf]

I hate icing

[sonic holly]

if they arent crushable. i aint taking them

ill die first

[verbal wharf]

Hated it even more as a kid

[surreal kite]

I do too now

@sonic holly sounds like my gf with meds

[sonic holly]

LOL

[surreal kite]

She was sick as a dog and refused to take anything

[verbal wharf]

Now I like liquid medicine better because it works faster

[surreal kite]

Because she couldn't get the big pills down

[sonic holly]

it be like that

[surreal kite]

And she refused to go to the doctor

[verbal wharf]

Just by her the syrup

Tbh I never go to the doctor when sick

[surreal kite]

She's kinda like owning a cat

[verbal wharf]

There’s no much they can do

[surreal kite]

Still love her though

[sonic holly]

i ask while im at the dr's

[verbal wharf]

“Yep you’re sick. That’ll be $25”

[sonic holly]

for crushable pills

[surreal kite]

$25? That's cheap

[sonic holly]

to be prescribed

[surreal kite]

My copay is $45

[verbal wharf]

That’s my copay

[surreal kite]

Luckyyy

[verbal wharf]

$50 for urgent care

$100 for ec

[surreal kite]

Idk what I'm gonna do when I get married

I have no benefits at work

No insurance

[verbal wharf]

Ec is free if you’re admitted tho

You get a government plan

[surreal kite]

Ugh

[verbal wharf]

If you don’t you have to pay a fine

[surreal kite]

Oh wait I get wives insurance

[verbal wharf]

Or your use your spouse’s

[surreal kite]

Duh

Yup

Had a brainfart

[golden lily]

I wish they taught us all this stuff in school

[verbal wharf]

Lol

[surreal kite]

Agreed

[verbal wharf]

My school did

[hot delta]

I have good health insurance

[surreal kite]

I feel like that and EC should be mandated

And TAXES

[verbal wharf]

But it was an optional elective

[surreal kite]

I never had optional electives

It was here, you're doing this.

Enjoy

[verbal wharf]

I don’t do my taxes lol

My mom still takes them to her lady

[surreal kite]

TurboTax for days

[verbal wharf]

TurboTax can kiss my ass

[sonic holly]

i use h&r online

[surreal kite]

Our accountant retired

[sonic holly]

freeee baby!

[verbal wharf]

They and H&R Block lobby so the government doesn’t do taxes for us

Like every other country in the world

[surreal kite]

Omg

Til

Ugh

Thanks capitalism

[sonic holly]

lol

oh well

[verbal wharf]

Every other country just sends you a check or bill

[sonic holly]

at least h&r block online is free

so fuck it

[verbal wharf]

And the US wanted to do that

But H&R Block and TurbTax would go out of business

So they paid off politicians

[sonic holly]

gotta love the US

[surreal kite]

Freedom land

[verbal wharf]

It’s not like they don’t have access to our information anyway

[sonic holly]

right lol

but why give the gov't more work

theyre SOOO busy

[verbal wharf]

And like I don’t make enough to not get a return

[surreal kite]

"hey wiretap, what should I do for dinner?"

[verbal wharf]

No one is listening in on me

I’m boring as shit

[sonic holly]

texts my fbi agent :trix for dinner?

[verbal wharf]

“This bitch still hasn’t left her house?”

[surreal kite]

They never respond

[golden lily]

ur not festive fries

[verbal wharf]

“She did but to get food”

[surreal kite]

Me

[golden lily]

me too

[surreal kite]

Work food and model kits

No friends no drama no problem

Just dogs

[verbal wharf]

The entirety of my bank statements are food purchases lol

[surreal kite]

Same

[sonic holly]

omg same

food and target

[verbal wharf]

It’s like “cafeteria at work” “Kroger” “Kroger” “cafeteria at work”

[sonic holly]

its so bad...

[hot delta]

I went to target earlier!

[verbal wharf]

I need to go

[sonic holly]

i live in target

[verbal wharf]

Target has cat wine

I never go to Target usually

It’s pricier

[surreal kite]

But

[verbal wharf]

And their food selection sucks

[sonic holly]

it is but..

the experience

im boujee

[surreal kite]

^

[sonic holly]

i alrdy know this

[surreal kite]

Same

I like nice things

Or the thought of it

[sonic holly]

^

[surreal kite]

I want to be SPOILED

[verbal wharf]

Plus Kroger is legit kitty corner

[hot delta]

Target = the finer things in life

[verbal wharf]

I get some clothes from target

Graphic tees and sundresses

But I also order a lot online

My coworker gave me her kohl’s bucks once and now kohl’s gives me my own so I’ve been ordering there a lot

Online ofc

[sonic holly]

ofc

[hot delta]

Ohh that’s nice

[sonic holly]

okay i gotta finish revising my paper

its due tonight

[surreal kite]

Again?

[sonic holly]

must not procrastinate

[surreal kite]

How many papers

Do you have to write

[sonic holly]

its college

[verbal wharf]

Well the kohl’s cash was expiring at midnight and it was like 10 pm

[sonic holly]

the limit does not exist

[surreal kite]

My god

I never wrote too many

But I did engineering and machining so

[verbal wharf]

And we were talking about coats because I said I needed a like spring/fall coat and she had just bought one

[sonic holly]

thats y

[verbal wharf]

Write about butts

“Dat ass was Phat” is the title

[surreal kite]

Appreciate butts

[verbal wharf]

Make sure it’s with a ph

[sonic holly]

quinta reference?

[verbal wharf]

https://waitwhatdidtheysay.tumblr.com/post/119127774703/captions-uh-i-met-mike-when-i-was-walking-down

[sonic holly]

YES

QUINTA!

i was just about to get the video

[verbal wharf]

I literally googled her name and “that ass is fat”

Thank you google

You get me

[sonic holly]

bless her

also her "you got fucking moneyyyy" video

iconic

[verbal wharf]

Why did ford give me a safety recall

I don’t have a ford anymore

[surreal kite]

Heh

I still need to replace my airbags

Gonna go full mad max

spray paints teeth

Valhalla!

Also I can't find my slippers what is this crap

[verbal wharf]

My moms tire needs to be replaced now

After mine went flat

[surreal kite]

I'd do it asap they're getting more expensive

For some reason

[verbal wharf]

Her tire pressure light went off on her way to an oil change so she asked them to fill it and there was a piece of metal

[surreal kite]

Oh no

Maybe it can be patched, who knows

[verbal wharf]

My tire had to be special ordered I felt boujee

It was patched

[surreal kite]

They're like $400/set rn

So high

[verbal wharf]

My one tire was $130 with labor

[surreal kite]

Whew

[verbal wharf]

They gave me a loner while I waited

[surreal kite]

Nice

[verbal wharf]

I had to wait a week so

I need to clean my car

Before it gets too cold

And get remote start

[golden lily]

have y'all gotten a flat tire? if so tell me the story behind it

[crude mason]

Mine isn't exciting. I ran over a nail & could feel my tire losing air. I called my dad because I lived at home at the time & he came to change it.

[golden lily]

feel? like the car?

[sonic holly]

i ran over something on the highway that completely slashed my tire

it was not fun

[crude mason]

Yeah. My car wouldn't steer straight. I pulled over & saw the tire was flat.

[golden lily]

ah

and WHAT EMS

[sonic holly]

idk what it was tbh

but it slashed it

had to pull over

[golden lily]

a 1d4

[sonic holly]

and wait for someone to put my spare on

then i went to the fucking mall like i planned on doing

[golden lily]

nice.

i'm imagining like when meanies take a knife and slash tires

[sonic holly]

lol

[verbal wharf]

Idk what I ran over

My tire pressure went low before a vacation

I filled it

It went really low later

I was on my way to work

I said I’d stop and get my tire looked at in the morning after work

Got off of work

Tire was flat

It had a hole in it

I was in an Uber that got a flat tire once

While we were in an overpass

[sonic holly]

my tire pressure sensor is forever on

i need to go to nissan to get it fixed

but im lazy

and dont wanna pay

[verbal wharf]

I think discount tire can reset it

For free

[sonic holly]

i went to..firestone and they knocked it outta wack

but that was like

almost 8 mo. ago

XD

ive just been driving with it

[verbal wharf]

Lmao

[golden lily]

wait i have a video

[verbal wharf]

I love having a newer car that tells you each tires pressure

[sonic holly]

^

i dont have that

but i would love it

[verbal wharf]

Best feature

[sonic holly]

lmfao

[verbal wharf]

You can get it

I don’t think it’s that expensive

[surreal kite]

Yeah I'm just happy my ride gets me from point a to b

180k miles

[sonic holly]

im not gonna be putting any extra money into this car tbh

[surreal kite]

My first car currently has 300k miles

[verbal wharf]

For a dumbass second I thought your trip was that long

[golden lily]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/ayzmqs/woman_driving_on_her_rim_for_over_a_mile_on_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

this is gonna be ems

[sonic holly]

i dont intend on keeping this for long

[verbal wharf]

Like you’re driving to China and back

[surreal kite]

I really want the new Miata

[sonic holly]

what?

[golden lily]

( im kidding I hope )

[sonic holly]

why would that be me?

[verbal wharf]

Lmao that was my friend

[sonic holly]

lol def. not

im not insane

[verbal wharf]

She had a junker

[surreal kite]

Special kind of stupid

[verbal wharf]

And was on her way home late at night

[sonic holly]

plus shes in a truck

[verbal wharf]

Heard a noise and just turned up the radio

[golden lily]

r/IdiotsInCars is HILARIOUS ngl

[verbal wharf]

The next morning her dad woke her up yelling “what did you do!?”

And she was like w a t

[golden lily]

?

oo

[verbal wharf]

She drove on a flat for like 5 miles lol

[surreal kite]

Oh god

Rip

[verbal wharf]

Bent her rim

[surreal kite]

I'm so happy my grandpa taught me mechanic work

[verbal wharf]

In her defense her car had so many problems noise was just standard

[golden lily]

there's a video of a truck driver getting instant karma b not paying toll and busrting three tires

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/cx687b/trucker_doesnt_pay_toll_and_he_pops_his_tires_on/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[sonic holly]

BLONDIE

[astral heart]

And hoops

[sonic holly]

i see that

[astral heart]

Umma put the red in like two weeks

[sonic holly]

ooooo

YES!

[verbal wharf]

Purple toner boo

Will be your friend

I can hella recommend overtone

[astral heart]

Hmmmmm

Yes help

I just want curls 😭

[crude mason]

You look FOINE.

[sonic holly]

curls u say?

conditioner honey

lots of it lol

[astral heart]

Trying to get like u B 👀

Yes I have Pantene conditioner and Shea moisture curl enhancer smoothie

[crude mason]

You getting there.

[sonic holly]

i stopped using curl enhancing smoothie

but i def. used to use it back in the day

[verbal wharf]

Overtone got me like

[sonic holly]

i lvoe ur hair color

[verbal wharf]

Thank

I love silver

[sonic holly]

i could never

lol

well..not w/ my real hair

[verbal wharf]

It took me like a year to get this blonde

[sonic holly]

fake hair - sure

[astral heart]

I tried to get silver last time and my hair turn blonde green

[verbal wharf]

Bleach kills curls

Purple over blonde makes silver

Silver over blonde makes green lol

But yeah your hair won’t be as curly now

[crude mason]

Do you have a photo of your natural color? I'm curious how dark you start.

[spice nymph]

hell yea jay

[verbal wharf]

Uhhhhh

Hang on I haven’t had my natural hair since I was like 14 lol

I had dyed black most of HS

Dark brown

[astral heart]

Face reveal you coward

[verbal wharf]

That’s my face when I was 13 lol

[crude mason]

It's pretty!

[verbal wharf]

I took the other two of my hair so my face is weird

[crude mason]

I like your natural color.

[verbal wharf]

I hated my natural color lol

[crude mason]

Why??

[verbal wharf]

I don’t mind it now

It was ~ boring ~

Tbh dying hair is addictive

[crude mason]

Have you always done blonde? Nothing else?

[verbal wharf]

Brea I legit just said I dyed it black in hs lol

But I’ve had highlights in every color under the sun

And I had auburn

And light brown

And highlights all over with natural

My aunts a hairdresser I play with my hair a lot

Oh I had cherry red bangs once

[crude mason]

I can't read!!

[verbal wharf]

Blue ends

Pink ends

[spice nymph]

rainbow ends fries

[verbal wharf]

I can’t do unnatural now

Idk how silver is allowed but I’m not jinxing it lol

Technically grey is natural

[hot delta]

Wow... my hair is just natural color haha

[west onyx]

my hair is like... a mix between brown and auburn i guess idk i hate it lol

[verbal wharf]

Your hair is cute

But you should bleach it

[hot delta]

Mine is just brown I guess lol

[verbal wharf]

[west onyx]

come over and i'll let you bleach it

[verbal wharf]

Do not trust me with that

[west onyx]

then i can go home with you when my bf disowns me lmao

[verbal wharf]

I’m way too lazy to bleach evenly

You’ll be patchy af

[west onyx]

that's okay it'll match the patchy haircut i gave myself

[verbal wharf]

Can I bring Chester

[west onyx]

ya smuggle him in

[verbal wharf]

😊

[west onyx]

i should have left my hair long and messed with the lower half of it like i did before when i made it all copper cuz then i can just cut it off but alas

[verbal wharf]

I shouldn’t have chopped my hair

But oh well

Tbh it grew a lot

[west onyx]

still waiting for those few extra cm to grow so i can high bun again 😩

[verbal wharf]

I was looking at New Years Eve pics from last year

I got so excited when I could high bun again

[west onyx]

high bun is a lifestyle

[verbal wharf]

Did not get excited when it grew long enough to get caught in purse straps

[west onyx]

my biggest annoyance with long hair was always having it fly into my chapstick or whatever was on my lips and then it's all stuck and gross

also accidentally closing it in car windows lol

[verbal wharf]

It always sticks to lipgloss

Like it’s magnetic

[west onyx]

you take it out and it immediately goes right back in

there's no winning

now i'm just on google images looking at hair and man i'm jealous lol

[sonic holly]

im still contemplating cutting mine off in jan.

[serene pond]

my hair is to my shoulders

kinda wanna trim the ends a bit

[sonic holly]

ive only avoided trimming since im convinced i wanna cut it

so im jsut letting it look disgusting

idc about my hair anymore

[serene pond]

if i knew how to braid id leave it longer cus it might look cute but...

[sonic holly]

if i knew how to cornrow my life would be heaven

but..i dont.

maybe ill ask my mom to teach me

[serene pond]

yea now whenever i see pics when i had longer hair im like ?!!? wtf why didnt i cut it sooner

that would be cool!

my mom doesnt know how to braid sadly

except for the rly basic ones...

[sonic holly]

im just gonna accept the short hair w/ my fat face XD

but yeah i only know basic braiding

but if i could learn to cornrow. oof that would be so nice

i'd wear wigs c:

[serene pond]

ooo yess

[spice nymph]

lmfao

but u have so much hair ems

[sonic holly]

i no care!

chop it off

[serene pond]

do ittt

[verbal wharf]

I trim after I bleach

Or else I’d have breakage

Ems you should go pink

[serene pond]

ooh

ive never dyed my hair

[west onyx]

yaaas pink

[serene pond]

but i def would need to bleach it

pink would be cute

[verbal wharf]

Pink space buns

[west onyx]

i'd love like pastel purple hair

it's my dream

[verbal wharf]

Same

I originally went blonde to go purple

[serene pond]

purple is v cool

one of the girls living in the door next to mine had purple hair and it was amazing

[west onyx]

jealous

[sonic holly]

i only dyed extensions

but ive done plenty of colors that way

[verbal wharf]

I had a deep purple brown once

Dye your hair

Pink

[serene pond]

id love to try dying it at some point tho idek if it would look good on me or not

[verbal wharf]

Do it

[sonic holly]

omg pink ❤️

i had a bright pink once

but never a light pink

hmmm

maybe i could do some light pink in box braids one day?

i think that'd be dope

[verbal wharf]

Light pink

Dark roots

👌🏻

@west onyx you should dye your hair pink too

Match your pfp

[west onyx]

idk if i would suit pink as much as i like it

[verbal wharf]

You would

[west onyx]

what do you even need to actually bleach your hair nicely without wanting to die when it's over

[verbal wharf]

Blue tinted bleach and 20 volume developer and gloves and a brush

[west onyx]

brb gonna AHA my face since i have to wait 45 minutes for laundry

[verbal wharf]

And the ability to section hair

Aha?

[west onyx]

chemical exfoliant i forget what it actually stands for cuz i'm a faker

[verbal wharf]

Oh

Sounds painful

Have fun

I should do a face mask

[west onyx]

i want to face mask tooooo I haven't done one in a while

[serene pond]

sugar scrubs are fun too

[west onyx]

self care~

i do like a good scrub

[verbal wharf]

Scrubs are fun when you do a mask after like

Let me glow

[verbal wharf]

Lmao we just put ours up

[astral heart]

@crude mason I just left the laundry mat

[serene pond]

now i wanna buy clay masks or smth

[verbal wharf]

Chester has been staring at it for an hour

[astral heart]

But it's Tuesday 🔥

[west onyx]

Ayyyy laundry twins I'm doing mine now

[astral heart]

Yay

[verbal wharf]

I did mine earlier

[astral heart]

Booooo

[verbal wharf]

But not at a mat

[west onyx]

Tuesday laundry squad

[verbal wharf]

I do laundry way more than once a week

[astral heart]

I usually do mines on Sunday or Friday

[serene pond]

lol yea i do it on the weekend

[west onyx]

I wish we still had laundry facilities in our apartment wahhh

[elder quail]

👋

[astral heart]

Hey vixen

[verbal wharf]

Mood

[astral heart]

Lol

[woven marten]

Lol

[west onyx]

Loool

[woven marten]

My version of that

Is "When the first customer of the morning comes in"

[elder quail]

yo

[woven marten]

And I've been sitting in the office doing nothing etc etc

Yoyo!

[west onyx]

hi vixy

[astral heart]

Lol me at Belk

[elder quail]

hi fetty, hi zoe

[west onyx]

how are you doing? :3

i need to go wash my face before the exfolaint stuff burns my skin off brb lol

[astral heart]

When my hair start to grow back umma throw the red up there

[elder quail]

I'm fine, just hanging out w/ the cat

[astral heart]

That bleach was burning my hair , scalp , eye , nose

[verbal wharf]

Out the cat

Apple cider vinegar

Neutralizes the PH

They also make PH balancing shampoos

[astral heart]

I thought I was going to die

[west onyx]

jealous! i love cat

[verbal wharf]

Lol the first time is the worst

You get used to it

Pics of cat

[west onyx]

yes send i will scroll up to see when i get back

[astral heart]

@sonic holly

[verbal wharf]

That’s not a cat

[astral heart]

Curls in the back wtf

[verbal wharf]

Still looking good tho

[astral heart]

I want curls in front

[sonic holly]

Haha I peep them in the back

[astral heart]

[verbal wharf]

Baby

[woven marten]

Kitteh!!

[verbal wharf]

I love watching bleach fails on YouTube

When they get that ramen noodle hair

[sonic holly]

You wanna see some curls though

[verbal wharf]

Yes

[astral heart]

Lol if I waited to long I was going to be a complete failure

[sonic holly]

A mess. A mess of curls.

[astral heart]

Yessss mam

[verbal wharf]

Make it pink

[sonic holly]

I wish

[astral heart]

Send me some curls plz

[verbal wharf]

I s2g it’d be so cute on you

[sonic holly]

I’d love to

[verbal wharf]

Your hair looks really good parted like that

[sonic holly]

But bleach will ruin my hair

[astral heart]

Ikr

[verbal wharf]

It will

Bleach hates curls

[sonic holly]

^^^^^

[astral heart]

Umma @ you when I put the red in

It's crimson

[verbal wharf]

It’s like nah fam we gonna f r i z z

[sonic holly]

I could do a color rinse. But it won’t be that great

So

Rip me

[verbal wharf]

Rose gold from overtone looks kinda cool in dark hair

[astral heart]

I don't want bright red but I want people to know my hair red without having to stare at it

[spice nymph]

dont think id ever dye my hair

[verbal wharf]

Cherry red

Do it

[sonic holly]

I had red forever

[astral heart]

Hmmmmmmmm

[sonic holly]

It took so long to come out

[verbal wharf]

I keep saying imma go back to my natural color and then chickening out lol

[sonic holly]

Looooool

[verbal wharf]

Red washes out of me in a hot minute

[sonic holly]

Oof

Not me

[verbal wharf]

Auburn faded so fast

[sonic holly]

^

[spice nymph]

such a nice color

[sonic holly]

I love auburn

Never lasts

My hair was back to brown in a month

[verbal wharf]

Everyone keeps telling me to go dark

But like

[woven marten]

I need to be purple again

[verbal wharf]

I’m so used to blonde

[woven marten]

Blue was lame

[verbal wharf]

I’m scared

[spice nymph]

purp is the best zoe

[verbal wharf]

I love purple

I wanna do pastel blue again

[sonic holly]

Blue was the first color I ever did

[verbal wharf]

The end color I had

[astral heart]

When I went to Florida I dyed it bright red

Incoming pics

[spice nymph]

befitting

[verbal wharf]

Go blue Jay

Oh I like red

[spice nymph]

reds fly bro

[astral heart]

Blue is next

[verbal wharf]

Is that a puka shell necklace?

[astral heart]

That was 3 years ago eew

[proud condor]

Jayy ur hair is red

[astral heart]

Not yet

[soft elm]

Red is kinda hot

[proud condor]

Like Ronald Macdonald

[astral heart]

😂🔥

[soft elm]

Hm hot but not ronald mcdonald hot lol

[astral heart]

I remember I did blonde and red at the same time. I regret it. McDonald's was my Nick name

[soft elm]

Daym

[verbal wharf]

LOL

You played yourself

[sonic holly]

Deadddd

[astral heart]

Idk wtf I was doing

[sonic holly]

Yeah like 5-6 years ago

Ffs. Cringe

[astral heart]

I was so experimental

[sonic holly]

I feel I look weird with straight hair now. Who am I

[astral heart]

Cute tho

[sonic holly]

Nou!

[west onyx]

Jay lookin fly and hello kitty i love you

ems so pretty

[sonic holly]

Nuuuuu

Young ems.

[west onyx]

😻

young ems and current ems both pretty

[sonic holly]

So kind!

[astral heart]

Lol true queen

[sonic holly]

Ugh I was 21. To be young again

[west onyx]

i know those feels

[worthy ivy]

right!?

[woven marten]

Ditto

[verbal wharf]

Blonde suits you

You know what would suit your more tho

💖

[sonic holly]

PANK!!!

I need to check Facebook

See if I have any old photos with colored hair

[verbal wharf]

I hate looking at old pics

I used to be so skinny

[woven marten]

I hate looking at any of my pics, lol

[spice nymph]

same z oe ;(

[verbal wharf]

I like looking at pics of my cat

[sonic holly]

Mood

But y’all won’t judge ugly me

[verbal wharf]

I take so many

[sonic holly]

So I’ll post them here

[verbal wharf]

Bruh I was so ugly as a kid

[west onyx]

tfw actually looking up prices of bleach lmao

[verbal wharf]

Like around 14

👀

[sonic holly]

The evil days

[verbal wharf]

Honestly it’s better to go to a salon

[west onyx]

they'll be like "who cut your hair with a lawnmower" and i'll just be like idk what you're talking about 😇

[spice nymph]

get dem fancy cuts

[verbal wharf]

Imma buy you a creaclip

I should get one for my bangs

[west onyx]

tfw washed sheets so i need to tear the bed apart to remake it :(((

big BOOOO from me

[verbal wharf]

Chester’s fav time

He can help

And by help he’ll sit on the sheets while you try to pull it

[west onyx]

that's ok it's probably still better than me doing it alone

[west onyx]

he's trying to make it warm for you

thoughtful

[verbal wharf]

He fights the sheets

[sonic holly]

ugh

facebook is making me heccing CRINGE

..why...WHY...why do i have a key around my neck? i dont- high school was the worst but burgundy hair was a vibe

[latent gate]

you lowkey... wanted to show your love for kingdom hearts?

[sonic holly]

gjkdsfhgjkdsa

idk what i was

who i was

i just block it out

[latent gate]

haha

same tbh

[sonic holly]

tho i miss the hair color now that i see it

[latent gate]

it's a good look :>

[sonic holly]

im seeing pics where i wore those ridiculous studded belts.

and you would like actually loop them on the side, not the front

[west onyx]

love that color

shoutouts to studded belts though

i even had a like studded lime green bracelet thingy lol

like a little belt for your wrist

very fashionable

[sonic holly]

so fashionable

i wore my white studded belt religiously i see

oh..

and colored pants

teal..colored pants

oh i wanted to be a scene queen so bad

wooo childhood

[west onyx]

i remember super long ago like middle school i had pants that had god damn blue fur on the bottom of them lmaooo thought they were the coolest

[sonic holly]

childhood i tell u

its a damn illusion

[west onyx]

it's a ride

[sonic holly]

the wildest

and why did i wear a bow in my hair of some sort

every fucking day

like...girl

[verbal wharf]

Key necklaces were cool

I like red on you

[sonic holly]

no fuck the key necklace

my staple brass knuckles necklace

so edgy

[verbal wharf]

You did bows before Jojo Siwa

She wishes

[sonic holly]

yah i still retained my edges

poor girl

[verbal wharf]

I used to wear cat ears between classes

Big o o f

Got made fun of for it and now it’s cute and I’m mad

[sonic holly]

also i forgot how small phones were

jesus

actually i think i took pics on my ipod??

wtf

[verbal wharf]

The thing is she refuses to not do high ponies

[sonic holly]

she hates her scalp

[verbal wharf]

Because she hates long hair

[sonic holly]

clearly

[verbal wharf]

But also won’t cut it

She’s gonna be bald by 30

[sonic holly]

make it make sense

[verbal wharf]

Her hair is kinda her brand

[sonic holly]

true

[verbal wharf]

Like she makes a shit load selling her bows

But girl

You gonna be bald

My favorite tho is Ariana Grande claiming her ponytail and extensions are protective

She’s trying to restore her hair since the constant dying during victorious killed it

[west onyx]

looking at those high ponytails gives me sympathy headaches

[sonic holly]

^

[verbal wharf]

She basically had to go bald after

[west onyx]

I think I scrubbed all my old stuff a long time ago (or lost everything) so I have like 0 dyed hair pics feelsbad

not that i ever did anything that interesting anyway lol

[verbal wharf]

Cute tho

[west onyx]

remember shirts that said anything and everything on them

good times

that one says "Brunettes actually have more fun" and my dumb ass isn't even brunette in that pic lol

[spice nymph]

dat hair

[verbal wharf]

Here’s my hair when I bleached black dye

Had straight orange for a while lol

Here is the black peep Vasi in the background

I DID A DUMB ROSE PHOTO TOO

[west onyx]

OMG SHOW ME

[verbal wharf]

I gotta find it

[west onyx]

ems pls look at that pic so i can delete it lmfao

[verbal wharf]

I think it’s in my photobucket

[soft elm]

Scene represent

[verbal wharf]

Here’s my red bangs lol

[west onyx]

you've done so much with your hair i'm jealous i was so boring with mine 😩

[verbal wharf]

My aunt does hair

It was all free or the price of hair dye

[west onyx]

my mom did mine and i let my friend cut it once lol

i remember my best friend at the time was hella mad when i dyed it the red and let my other friend cut it because she liked my hair as it was before but 😩

[verbal wharf]

Bitch it’s not her hair

[west onyx]

i don't even have pics from then so idk if it was even that good lol i only have 1 and you can't tell so

[sonic holly]

omf yes fetto

SCENE QUEEN

[west onyx]

so funny lol

[sonic holly]

i liveeee

[west onyx]

that's the silliest pic i probably have of me these days

[sonic holly]

the silliest pic i have

is me grabbing my friends boobs on the steps of some place in DC

and that same day

me hugging a statue?

idk bro

[west onyx]

if you don't have boob grabbing pictures were you ever really a teen 🤔

[sonic holly]

trueeee

also omg

[west onyx]

actually i don't think i have boob grabbing ones but i def have weird ones lol

[sonic holly]

a pic of me at 15

burn it

burn it w/ fire

she was well endowed

she didnt mind

[west onyx]

sounds like me with my bestie back then. she was large breasted so ofc gotta cop a feel (with permission lol)

[sonic holly]

^

exactly!

also in the red phase, i had like semi licorice hair. so dark red and brighter red?

pls excuse my friends face back there lmfao

i had a weird obsession w/ lipstick in HS

idk why

[west onyx]

your friend is cracking me up

love that red i always wanted to try blending in some deep red like that

[verbal wharf]

What is that bow

[sonic holly]

fgdhsjfgjasd

LEAVE ME ALONE

i said i wore a fucking bow of some sort

[verbal wharf]

It matches none of your outfit

[sonic holly]

every goddamn day

i think i had on purple vans

and jeans

[verbal wharf]

The bow with the big hoops

It’s a look

[west onyx]

i dig

[sonic holly]

a scene hoe

the best way to be?

god knows bro

[verbal wharf]

Why did we all want to be scene queens

[sonic holly]

i have no clue!

tumblr

that pos

[verbal wharf]

2012 tumblr was lit

[sonic holly]

even tho i never smoked?

like...

[verbal wharf]

I loved those

[sonic holly]

omg yes

[verbal wharf]

Remember silly bands?

[west onyx]

both arms were covered lol

[sonic holly]

silly bands slapped

[verbal wharf]

Remember slap bracelets

[sonic holly]

omg what is this!?!?! i- .... theres no bow at least. but maam!

i actually remember this shirt

it dead ass said "talk nerdy to me"

im burning FB

[west onyx]

since i'm digging around here's a picture of my old old cat that i took with my razr lol

[sonic holly]

BIB!

BABY!

[verbal wharf]

Squatting photos

They were a thing

[sonic holly]

i hate myself for it

[verbal wharf]

Omg

Your cat

[west onyx]

haha i had a shirt that said I ❤️ Nerds

[sonic holly]

lol

[west onyx]

i also had one that said "You looked better on Myspace" lmaooo

[sonic holly]

we wouldve all been friends

so dysfunctional

[verbal wharf]

We would’ve been the weird kids yes

[sonic holly]

yuppp

[verbal wharf]

I mean I was

[sonic holly]

same

[west onyx]

imagine us 3 getting ready for a school dance together back in the day

[sonic holly]

trust me...same

[west onyx]

we would have rocked it

[verbal wharf]

I wore skirts over boot cut jeans like ???

[sonic holly]

i was the only black girl at my HS...yet THIS is what i looked like

suffice it to say my classmates were

confused

[verbal wharf]

We were confused too

[sonic holly]

^

mood

[verbal wharf]

We thought we were crushing it

[sonic holly]

RIGHT

im like

i bet i thought i was KILLING that shit

[verbal wharf]

And they were all preps

[west onyx]

i used to wear like... those light scarf things as belts so

[sonic holly]

oh fetto honey

scarves u say...

[verbal wharf]

I was too big for that

[sonic holly]

^

im too big BUT

scarf!

and a fucking smol bow GODDAMIT

[west onyx]

look your matching is on point tho lol

[sonic holly]

in the bathroom

[verbal wharf]

Those fucking cupcake graphic tees

[sonic holly]

RIGHT

omhg

[verbal wharf]

I’m having flashbacks

[sonic holly]

i hate myself LOL

[west onyx]

omg what was that rabbit that was really big. it had a bunch of sayings with it

just some white rabbit thing

[sonic holly]

DUDE

YES

i had so many of those

[west onyx]

i had a poster and a shirt etc

[verbal wharf]

YO

[sonic holly]

hjgkdhsjfksa

OMG no!