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[verbal wharf]

Nice!!

Did you have fun?

[lost sparrow]

I did @verbal wharf

[verbal wharf]

Good!

I’m glad

[bronze swallow]

hhhhhh my spine pain is out of control and i have work tomorrow but i can barely move. this will be the like 5th time i've called out and i feel bad for having to probably call out tomorrow morning but i'm in so much pain

i need to schedule another nerve block procedure

i just feel so guilty

[crude mason]

Does Tylenol help?

[bronze swallow]

when i'm not at school or work, i'm on such strong pain meds to help but they make me very sleepy and it is unsafe for me to drive on them

i'm on a prescription strength

[astral heart]

Hi! Whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You're wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this. You're not alone, we may be miles away but we're all going through the same things. Please keep holding on.

[proud condor]

:oD

[honest sierra]

Lovely words Jayy and thank you 💕

[verbal wharf]

Thanks Jay

💕

[bronze swallow]

thank you jay you're the best

[bronze swallow]

good news and bad news: the costume company finally got back to me but they don't think the costume will arrive on time

[frail flint]

oh no ):

[proud condor]

Friendddd

[frail flint]

hi brian !

[proud condor]

I think cinnamon rolls should be mass produced

[astral heart]

I gotchu you guys. We can get through the rest of this year together 😊❤️

[honest sierra]

Aren't they already Brian? 😂

[astral heart]

Brian have you tried the cinnamon rolls at Cinnabon?

[proud condor]

No, are they good? 😮

[fervent belfry]

@astral heart hey wassup

[astral heart]

They are the best

Sup E , how u feeling

[fervent belfry]

good

tryna get a record on mario kart

i hate those thowmps

they keey shaking the track so i miss the corners which means i lost time because i didnt get to do the corner cut

[fervent belfry]

ok i am now angry

😡

even with max handling i still fall off

[grand geyser]

Somehow I absolutely dominate at 200cc

I’m not good at 150

[astral heart]

Keep trying E it'll be worth it when you finally accomplish what you're aiming for

[fervent belfry]

good for you

i cant even get it under 1min 10s

[pliant wigeon]

Hey, Jayy

Goodnight, yall.

[spice nymph]

mornin bud

[astral heart]

Morning kof

Have a good sleep Ryan

[fervent belfry]

GUYS

I GOT ON TOP 20

[crude mason]

Top twenty what??

[fervent belfry]

top twenty 200cc rainbow road in mario kart

[crude mason]

Woo!

Congratulations!!

[fervent belfry]

thanks

also i got place 19

on 20 was some japanese dude

[proud condor]

Was it tough?

[lost sparrow]

I got somewhere around top 20 of a CTF

[bronze swallow]

my psychology paper is coming along now

[honest sierra]

[bronze swallow]

IM FINISHED

i'm gonna have my dad read it then i'll revise one last time and show y'all

[lost sparrow]

Excited @bronze swallow

[round osprey]

I'm running on 2 hours of sleep but damn last night was fun

[proud condor]

I probably won’t understand any of it but I’m ready

[frail flint]

aaa sleep tonight victor!!

[round osprey]

@frail flint maybe!

[proud condor]

Marley friendddd

Victor frienddd

[frail flint]

hello!

[lost sparrow]

@proud condor Rick friendddddddddd

[round osprey]

Hi

This dude came back from injury last night when I tell you I cried my eyes out

[spring ridge]

no context shall be provided

[sonic holly]

u bricked the rig

[proud condor]

Friendzzzzzzzz

[bronze swallow]

@lost sparrow i posted my finished paper in #art

[lost sparrow]

Alright

[blazing pumice]

i now have the best theme

the phone stuff is off though

[crude mason]

Where's Eugene?

[blazing pumice]

he'll be a bg as soon as i get him in NH

[round osprey]

Hows it cracking guy's

[olive carbon]

hey there

[frail flint]

hey victor

[compact pewter]

Cracking good

[distant sierra]

jenny remember when i said i was going to get keanu pregnant

and we were going to have a baby

actually do you

were you there

well i said it

well our plans backfired

[lost sparrow]

Nice

[distant sierra]

IM pregnant

[lost sparrow]

Lol wut?

[distant sierra]

no you are

[wraith palm]

when are you expecting

[lost sparrow]

Fun fact: I thought at 9 that cis guys could get pregnant

[distant sierra]

today ❤

[lost sparrow]

Not sure if it was 9

[wraith palm]

hope you have a wonderful and smooth delivery then ❤

[lost sparrow]

But anyway, it was because I hoped that guys could get pregnant as I wanted to be able to get pregnant @floral wave

[distant sierra]

thank you both so much

[lost sparrow]

But nope, I didn't show any signs of being trans

[distant sierra]

i will but im going to need more toilet paper

[lost sparrow]

Besides I wasn't like "oooohhh so you can get surgery for your bottom body part" in my head at 11 when I first heard about that

[distant sierra]

ma'am this is a wendys drive through

[lost sparrow]

No I wasn't like that...

Lol

Lol

[olive carbon]

just here fishing

[distant sierra]

jenny are you having a laugh with this one

im sick of it

just kidding i love it

[blazing pumice]

[lost sparrow]

I'm confuzzled

[blazing pumice]

wow i love it

[olive carbon]

rip ;(

[distant sierra]

omg

soda did you see my pregnancy pic

[lost sparrow]

I was a weird child

[distant sierra]

legitimately

SODA

@blazing pumice

[blazing pumice]

i did

[distant sierra]

good

[blazing pumice]

dont drink the drinks i give you

[distant sierra]

is that a dare

[lost sparrow]

I wish I came out earlier but can't have everything

[blazing pumice]

on your childs life...

[olive carbon]

[distant sierra]

don't you dare threaten eugene...

[blazing pumice]

[distant sierra]

me and soda rp

im isabelle

[blazing pumice]

[olive carbon]

[distant sierra]

jenny he can have it

keanu is the mum

[blazing pumice]

💥

[distant sierra]

yes i carried him but my guns are too big

[blazing pumice]

rip

like a seahorse?

[distant sierra]

yea

except with sick quads

[blazing pumice]

epic

[distant sierra]

me

:synth: 🐴

MARLEY DID YOU SEE MY PIC

[frail flint]

synth

NK

[distant sierra]

marley already did once

[frail flint]

WAIT

on snap ?

[distant sierra]

shes carried her burdens

no up there

[frail flint]

no i look !

KSJDB

[distant sierra]

it's your nephew...

[frail flint]

i'm blessed

[distant sierra]

[frail flint]

i have a ||food|| baby

[distant sierra]

when is it due?

[frail flint]

any moment tbh

[distant sierra]

[floral hemlock]

Of the food variety?

[distant sierra]

tristan did you see my pic

my maternity pic

[floral hemlock]

No, thankfully.

[distant sierra]

..........

[frail flint]

it made me emotional

[distant sierra]

love him

[floral hemlock]

[frail flint]

i have a picture of mordi doing something similar to that

[blazing pumice]

awwwwwwww

[frail flint]

he wonky sometimes but i love him

[distant sierra]

thats my real baby right there....

[west onyx]

cute pupperoni

[latent gate]

mordi ❤

[frail flint]

goodest boi

[blazing pumice]

blessed

[icy trout]

Who ate his leg

[olive carbon]

villager needed it for his new kneecaps

[icy trout]

Nook is the gingerbread man

He can’t run as fast as he can

That’s why he needs your knees

#poetry

[olive carbon]

epic

[lost sparrow]

I made a playlist. Songs are not curated though. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4z5uGcRpsiuqkfwPQ7g8ny

[west onyx]

a beautiful cat just ran all over the football field lol finally football is worth watching

https://twitter.com/NickQuag/status/1191540954592948224

Nick Quaglia (@NickQuag)

We’ve got a black cat on the field! 😂 One of these teams is going to lose tonight on some BAD luck. #MondayNightFootball https://t.co/G1894hTcLh

▶ Play video

Twitter

[proud condor]

Cousin Fetto : D

[round osprey]

The matches got announced for san Jose and I'm so hyped

Imma lose my shit during this one for sure lmao

[proud condor]

Endgame had a better fight 👌🏼

[astral heart]

@crude mason there's the center ones for you

[frail flint]

omg

[sonic holly]

fdhsj,mfhsjkad

i want that

i need that

[astral heart]

I be living for this shit

[tired tendon]

THAT LOOKS SO GOOD AHH

[sonic holly]

dude i havent eaten all day

stopppp

im not gonna make it

[proud condor]

Foooooood

Yuummm

[icy trout]

Please Jayy

Send me some

How much interest you want?

[astral heart]

No interest

[compact pewter]

I miss Cinnabon

[proud condor]

Cinnamoooon

Rooollllllzzzzz

[floral hemlock]

Me waiting 135 more days

[spice nymph]

lmfao

[latent gate]

evening y'all

[honest sierra]

Good evening, how's it going

[compact pewter]

Good evenin’

[honest sierra]

Hope everyone's goooood

Just looked at my calendar and I'm a week smoke free 💪🏻

[round osprey]

Hell yeah brittany!

[latent gate]

nice job brittany!

[honest sierra]

Thank you guys ❤️

Messiest git but happy

[west onyx]

I like people who try to find girlfriends in livestream chats

[sonic holly]

How cute tho

He’s funny and nice though

[west onyx]

but he didn't say if he's cute or not :(

y'all i finally bought hot chocolate today i am so happy :')

the craving has been real

[proud condor]

Treyvon Smalls YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY

[west onyx]

i mean, i hope so but you never know with the internet lol

[proud condor]

Here comes the really scary part

[astral heart]

Found ya

[proud condor]

Cuz its terror time again

[astral heart]

Lol this is too funny

[bronze swallow]

MOOD

i'm literally having surgery tomorrow and people are still asking me to cover their damn shift

[latent gate]

good luck finn

[bronze swallow]

thank u

[verbal wharf]

So we took food to the hotel

But it’s pasta

And we have no silverware

I’m eating with two coffee stirrers as chopsticks

[west onyx]

I appreciate the ingenuity

[verbal wharf]

Necessity is the mother of invention

It doesn’t really work btw they’re too short

But it does the job messily

[west onyx]

lol well it's an experience at least

i'm drinking hot chocolate finally yeeeee just what i needed in my life

[verbal wharf]

I love hot chocolate

[west onyx]

best time of the year for treats

[verbal wharf]

I make my own from cocoa powder

So it’s as sweet as I want

[west onyx]

why yes i would little spider bro

i make my own sometimes it's p good

[verbal wharf]

I’ll pay you in hot chocolate to pack for me

[sonic holly]

ill do it

[verbal wharf]

Thanks ems

[west onyx]

oof packing

[sonic holly]

im a sucker for hot cocoa

all day err day

[verbal wharf]

Water???????

I’m sorry

[sonic holly]

also im a packing genius

[west onyx]

i make my hot chocolate with almond milk :3

[verbal wharf]

We ignoring Jenny’s water hot chocolate

[sonic holly]

hot water and chocolate only go together if im making coffee w/ it tbh

[verbal wharf]

I just need to pack to leave so most is already in the suitcase still

[sonic holly]

but if no coffee...then milk

milk is essential

[elder quail]

same

[west onyx]

I use water with mixes too generally. I did for this one.

[rapid stump]

It's good with water

[sonic holly]

its so...watered down tho lmfao

[verbal wharf]

Use milk Jenny

[sonic holly]

its not just about taste

[west onyx]

But if I do homemade I use almond milk

[sonic holly]

but ugh texture

its so thin w/ water

[verbal wharf]

It’s so

Yes thin

[elder quail]

I'm usually out of milk when I make stuff with mixes

[verbal wharf]

It should be a thick drink

[west onyx]

thicccc

[sonic holly]

i understand if ur outta milk

i get that

ive done it

jenny..girl

[verbal wharf]

This is like the time my friend told me she didn’t like homemade spiced chai

[sonic holly]

get ur mouth fixed lmfao

[verbal wharf]

Turns out she was using water

[elder quail]

dummy thicc drink

[west onyx]

i'm pretty much always out of any kind of milk because i don't buy it much lol

[verbal wharf]

Like it was straight tea

[sonic holly]

lol cheesey

[west onyx]

chai is my favorite~

[verbal wharf]

Trader Joe’s chai 👌🏻

[sonic holly]

im obsessed with that vanilla chai tea from bolthouse farms...just ungggg

[verbal wharf]

When I told her chai lattes had milk she was confused

[elder quail]

same, I just end up having to drink it right before it expires.

[verbal wharf]

It’s a latte

I don’t

[sonic holly]

kek

bury me w/ this

pls n ty

[verbal wharf]

That and the mocha one

[sonic holly]

YES

fffff

[verbal wharf]

I used to have them for lunch

[sonic holly]

theyre rly quite filling

its all the MILK

[verbal wharf]

Yes

Also

Quite uhhhhhh

Quick passing

[sonic holly]

lol

tru

[verbal wharf]

Cleansing is the hot new term

[west onyx]

something I really like to make when I have milk is golden milk. it's like milk, coconut oil, turmeric, peppercorns, ginger, cinnamon and whatever else i'm forgetting

[verbal wharf]

Not my cup of tea

Or milk

[west onyx]

I drink turmeric tea too :P

[verbal wharf]

I eat turmeric rice

[west onyx]

but definitely not for everyone

[verbal wharf]

Yellow rice

[west onyx]

yum

[verbal wharf]

Best rice

[sonic holly]

yellow rice IS best rice

Whyyyy did it take me so long to try these. Omg

[verbal wharf]

I just got them too

Exact same flavor

[latent gate]

i don't think i've seen those before! but they look good

[verbal wharf]

Lol

[sonic holly]

i got lemon and honey

theyre both delicious

[verbal wharf]

I still prefer Greek yogurt

[sonic holly]

i feel so dumb

[proud condor]

Ewwww yellow yogurt

[latent gate]

plot twist: cheesey and ems are the same person

[verbal wharf]

It’s just lemon

[sonic holly]

LMFAO

we rly might be

[verbal wharf]

I actually got strawberry and lemon

So there

[sonic holly]

i think i like the texture of this french way better

but i do like greek yogurt still

[west onyx]

mmm yogurt in general

[latent gate]

yes please

[verbal wharf]

Idk wtf French style even means lol

[sonic holly]

in this cute ass jar i bet

anything to upsell lmfao

[verbal wharf]

My friend made candles in them

Last year

For Christmas

She ate so much yogurt

[west onyx]

when i was little i was convinced i hated yogurt even though i had never tried it and once during a food fight i got some in my ear and threw up because i was so grossed out lol

[sonic holly]

cuteee

lmfao

[verbal wharf]

I was like just buy jars

She was determined

This is chai girl btw

[sonic holly]

dude her pH must have been going thru it lol

lol omg fetto

[verbal wharf]

Take it with an antibiotic

Let them duke it out

[proud condor]

Like Bo duke

[west onyx]

thanks for coming to fetto's story time

[verbal wharf]

When I was little I only liked Go Gurt and Trix

[sonic holly]

nah bruh

[proud condor]

Yum

[sonic holly]

danimals

was the shit

[west onyx]

actually i think i used to eat those too so idk what my problem was lol

[proud condor]

Real yogurt is Go gurt

[verbal wharf]

Where’s that tweet

[west onyx]

trix yogurt was lit do they even make that anymore

[sonic holly]

lol no

[proud condor]

😭

[west onyx]

:'(

[rapid stump]

Yes they do?

[sonic holly]

oh idk

tbh

[proud condor]

I still have my Trix comic books

[rapid stump]

I've seen them in store lol

[sonic holly]

i only eat the cereal

[west onyx]

ew i have to go outside and go get my laundry and then put it away wahhhhh bbs

[proud condor]

saed

[sonic holly]

danimals was and still IS top tier

no1 can tell me otherwise

[verbal wharf]

Go Gurt

[sonic holly]

but lol fuck yeah

[verbal wharf]

Frozen

[sonic holly]

never tried

wao

[verbal wharf]

But top tier was strawberry banana trix

[proud condor]

Danimals

Is

Trash

[sonic holly]

i dont ermm..like banana

[verbal wharf]

That shit hit different

[sonic holly]

so i cant eat that

[verbal wharf]

Artificial banana tastes nothing like banana

[sonic holly]

hmmmm ur right

since i actually like the banana greek yogurt from chobani

[proud condor]

How come there is no banana juice like orange juice and apple juice?

[verbal wharf]

There is

[sonic holly]

ew

[proud condor]

;o

[verbal wharf]

There’s also banana milk

[sonic holly]

idk how i feel about that

[proud condor]

Eewww

[verbal wharf]

Lol it’s mixed into other fruit juices usually

[proud condor]

I thought Strawberry milk was bad

[sonic holly]

hold up boy

strawberry milk is god tier

[verbal wharf]

Wait

[proud condor]

No chocolate milk id

[verbal wharf]

Wait

Wait

[sonic holly]

ew

no

[proud condor]

Is

Yes

[verbal wharf]

Who is trash talking the only good milk

[proud condor]

2%

😎

[verbal wharf]

Ew

[sonic holly]

ok wait..

cause i use 2%

[verbal wharf]

Ew

[sonic holly]

or fat free most of the time rly

whole milk makes me gag

[verbal wharf]

Milk makes me gag

[proud condor]

Ur Cheeseyfries no one orders u from restaurants anyways

[verbal wharf]

Lies

Drunk kids at 2:30 am

[proud condor]

O

[sonic holly]

mood

[verbal wharf]

That or an omelette

[sonic holly]

honestly for me its a whole ass breakfast

i want french toast at like 3 am

and a fuck ton of bacon

[verbal wharf]

I get an omelette with hash browns and toast

[proud condor]

We should all combine out intelligence and make a pizza/ breakfast place

[verbal wharf]

Extra crispy hash browns

[sonic holly]

mmm yes

[verbal wharf]

Concord grape jelly

[sonic holly]

crispy hash browns

gimme

[verbal wharf]

Especially the shredded potato kind

[sonic holly]

hell yeah

[verbal wharf]

It just gets crispier

[proud condor]

Scrambled eggs 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[sonic holly]

im trying to figure out is it too soon to break out the coquito

[verbal wharf]

Cheap diner food hits different on road trips and when you’re not sober

[sonic holly]

LMFAO

the bots are here

[verbal wharf]

RIP char

[sonic holly]

sadboys

[verbal wharf]

I drink alcohol instead of water

[proud condor]

Hecc

Hecc

[verbal wharf]

Hecc

[proud condor]

The bots

[verbal wharf]

I miss my cat

Probably because I will see him soon

[proud condor]

Nvm

[verbal wharf]

Yes he is

He’s my boy

[sonic holly]

so..ANTYWAY

[proud condor]

😦 the bots r gone

[sonic holly]

yah i think im gonna break out the alcohol soon

i need to get some ingredients tho

[verbal wharf]

Hmmmmmm

[proud condor]

Melk

[verbal wharf]

Have you tried the 97% vodka mix?

[sonic holly]

actually condensed milk

[sonic holly]

no, whats that?

[proud condor]

Me and Fetto r cousins no lie

[west onyx]

it's true

[sonic holly]

hfjkdshfjkas

LOL

[verbal wharf]

I just sent my friend that

Also I s2g if you mix condensed milk in your drink I’m done

Unless it’s like a mudslide

[sonic holly]

well..lemme esplain

i swear theres a method to my madness

[verbal wharf]

Ems

[sonic holly]

its bas-

bruh

[verbal wharf]

This isn’t a clockwork orange

[proud condor]

Hec

[sonic holly]

if u dont get this shit out my server

[proud condor]

Ems will Nook u with taxes

[sonic holly]

gl w/ that

nook is my homie

but basically cheesey theres like a...

hispanic/puerto rican version of "egg nog"

[verbal wharf]

Oh horchata

[sonic holly]

well

not that

even tho i love that too

but its called coquito

[verbal wharf]

Rum Chata whatever

OH

[verbal wharf]

Too thick imo

[sonic holly]

ahhh

thats fair

it IS heavy

[verbal wharf]

Sweet liquors make my tummy hurt

[sonic holly]

but the shit taste so good

[verbal wharf]

Thick sweet?

[sonic holly]

ill be gone by drink 4 tho

[verbal wharf]

Good bye

[sonic holly]

XD

[verbal wharf]

I will be on the toilet before drink one is done

[sonic holly]

ill be embarrassing my friends by drink 2

[verbal wharf]

I also cannot finish mulled wine

[west onyx]

my main drink is whiskey and sometimes red wine

[verbal wharf]

One mug

[sonic holly]

i prefer white wines

[verbal wharf]

My main is vodka soda

[sonic holly]

but i like sweet stuff

[proud condor]

My main drink is water

[sonic holly]

im such a girl

lmfao

[west onyx]

i try to stay away from vodka... gives me the ick feels

[verbal wharf]

I love vodka

[sonic holly]

i like vodka

its my preferred

[verbal wharf]

Mood

I have some rn

[west onyx]

when my friend was here he bought me UV Cake and 🤢

[verbal wharf]

Also honey whiskey

[sonic holly]

i have some flavored vodka

[verbal wharf]

UV cake is so gross

[west onyx]

honey whiskey is gooood

[sonic holly]

it taste like erm...

juice?

XD

[verbal wharf]

If you want college girl flavored vodka

Get the strawberry lemonade vodka

I tried peach whiskey and omg

No

[west onyx]

my new alcohol of choice is jim beam peach flavor

[tender rose]

and you know how a college girl tastes how

[verbal wharf]

It sucked

[west onyx]

LOL

[verbal wharf]

LOL

Keep it

[west onyx]

more vodka for you more peach whiskey for me :P

[verbal wharf]

I like jim bean honey or vanilla

[sonic holly]

this is literally juice

[west onyx]

i love the vanilla!

and the apple

[sonic holly]

its like passionfruit vodka

[verbal wharf]

Kinky makes me think of Vinq

[sonic holly]

10/10

[verbal wharf]

The sparkly drink thing

[latent gate]

did somebody say passionfruit?

[sonic holly]

oh yeah i know what ur talking about cheesey

yess sun

i mixed this w/ sprite

10/10 for sure

i didnt realize how much i was actually drinking lmfao

[west onyx]

my friend's bday is this weekend so drinks shall be had

[verbal wharf]

Y’all ever pre drink on a vacation

[latent gate]

i'll keep an eye out for it next time i go to the liquor store

[verbal wharf]

But forget mixers

[severe python]

never get whipped cream vodka

[sonic holly]

i got it outta target

[latent gate]

my favorite drink in college was:

[severe python]

it’s a mistake

[sonic holly]

and omg hell no blu

[verbal wharf]

So you use McDonald’s $1 pop

[latent gate]

orange juice + 3 shots gin + 2 shots peach schnapps + 1 shot green apple schnapps

[severe python]

I just do shots to save calories tbh

[latent gate]

name: fuzzy slammer

[verbal wharf]

Gin 🤢

[severe python]

I made some bomb pina coladas on the beach trip

[sonic holly]

gin makes MY tummy hurt

[verbal wharf]

Someone legit looked at a Christmas tree and went “I wish I could drink that”

And gin was born

[sonic holly]

tbh my "fav" simple drink is just henny and coke

[latent gate]

lol

[sonic holly]

and im a happy person

[verbal wharf]

Henny

Can’t stand henny

[sonic holly]

but with coke...

its lit

[verbal wharf]

I also don’t like Bombay Sapphire

Also blu I do that too

[west onyx]

one time i was at a hotel party (and this was when i was still learning my limits and let's just say i crashed into those limits and they vanished from view) and i passed out and i just remember waking up a while later and saw ben and jerrys containers in the trash and i was so upset that people ate ice cream while i was passed out lol

[severe python]

I’ll honestly drink about anything that doesn’t come in a plastic bottle

[verbal wharf]

Or mix with Diet Coke or club soda

You leave my Smirnoff alone

[tender rose]

Passionefruit

[sonic holly]

thats a mood fetto

[verbal wharf]

Lmao it’s a mood

[latent gate]

no... it's a fruit

[sonic holly]

kek

[verbal wharf]

I once got too drunk and cried because I missed my cat

In an elevator

[tender rose]

mood

[latent gate]

i don't think i've ever gotten emotional while drunk

[west onyx]

also the guy i went there with was throwing up in a trash can and i got up and immediately had to throw up so i threw up in his trash and he was gonna throw up on me but someone got him another trash can. ahhh my drinking stories...

[severe python]

Get wine drunk

I just opened a bottle of argentinean malbec

[sonic holly]

^

[severe python]

I’m aerating it rn

[verbal wharf]

I’m glad he didn’t vomit on you

[west onyx]

I used to get very emotional lol now I just have a grand ol' time until someone pisses me off during scattergories and then i get pissed lmao

[sonic holly]

wine drunk is like another lvl for me

[verbal wharf]

Aerating

You fancy

Here we just drink immediately

[sonic holly]

lol ikr

^

[verbal wharf]

Take a sip from the bottle too

To taste test

[west onyx]

i am also glad he didn't puke on me

[sonic holly]

...sip?

hue

[verbal wharf]

Two shots of vodka

glug glug

[severe python]

I drink from the bottle if it’s like cupcake or yellow tail

[west onyx]

i almost bought wine today but then i bought shampoo and conditioner instead even though i should have just got wine AND shampoo and conditioner (but i'm getting whiskey thursday so i'll live lol)

[severe python]

But if I had to spend time looking for it I’m gonna be extra af

[verbal wharf]

You know who has good cheap wine

Aldi

[west onyx]

sandra lee is my kind of measurer

[verbal wharf]

Making drinks at home is like

Half alcohol half mixer

[severe python]

I call my screwdriver a power drill cuz the oj is to taste

[west onyx]

trader joe's has hecka cheap wine and i will happily drink it too lol

[severe python]

^^

[verbal wharf]

Same wine

As Aldi

[west onyx]

that makes sense

no aldi here qq

[verbal wharf]

Trader Joe’s is far from my home

Bigger wine selection tho

So

I see you bought hair products

[west onyx]

girl don't start

[verbal wharf]

But no bleach and 20 volume

[west onyx]

lmao

[verbal wharf]

👀

[west onyx]

I knew you would do this to me 😩

[verbal wharf]

Not you

Your mans

Give him frosted tips

Call him Justin Timberlake

[west onyx]

remember when justin timberlake had ramen noodle hair

[verbal wharf]

Yes

Remember when he wore chrome

[west onyx]

i miss when times were more simple and he and britney spears wore matching full denim outfits

[verbal wharf]

I miss when dresses and skirts over jeans was a runway look

[west onyx]

in elementary school it was a thing to wear gym shorts over jeans for some reason

[verbal wharf]

Omg

If I hear god is a woman one more time

I will personally fight both god and Ariana Grande

[west onyx]

the only way i'll listen to that is if it's Aurora's cover because she is an angel

[verbal wharf]

It doesn’t even make any sense

I feel like Ariana is gonna go bald

She wears such a tight pony and such heavy extensions

Like an adult JoJo Siwa

[west onyx]

i just think about the headaches. if my hair is even remotely too tight for too long it hurts smh

[verbal wharf]

Ikr

I can’t do a regular ponytail all day

She’ll probably get melanoma from tanning so much first tho

[sonic holly]

taking hair down and taking off bra

those feelings are unmatched

[verbal wharf]

Bra off

Then scratching the underboob

[sonic holly]

preach

also the scratching of the head when i take my tight ponytail or bun out

[verbal wharf]

Yes

Fluffing you’re hair out

And you can feel every hair follicle

[sonic holly]

right!

[elder quail]

taking off a bra is the best feeling

[verbal wharf]

Taking of socks

[sonic holly]

especially one tighter than normal

[verbal wharf]

After a day of walking

[sonic holly]

man taking off SHOES period

i hate having stuff on my feet

[verbal wharf]

Your feet feel like you flipped to the cool side of the pillow

[sonic holly]

yesss

speaking of

cool side of the pillow is just a mood

[elder quail]

taking off make up after wearing it all day

[sonic holly]

i live for that shit

[verbal wharf]

I like to be warm when I sleep

[sonic holly]

i have conflicting feelings about that

[verbal wharf]

Same

But taking off makeup after sleeping in it?

[sonic holly]

i like being cozy and warm..but ONE degree too warm

and im ready to kill someone

[verbal wharf]

I can stand to be too warm

[west onyx]

that was me last night

too toasty

[verbal wharf]

But not stuffy

[sonic holly]

i cant

[elder quail]

I don't really like having stuff on my face, I always want to rub it off

[sonic holly]

cause more often than not i sleep erm...

scantily clad?

[verbal wharf]

That was me on Saturday

[sonic holly]

its too hot down there man

[verbal wharf]

Got my face painted

It was weird

I sleep in a t shirt

[west onyx]

this was me this morning

[verbal wharf]

Winter it’s a hoodie

Okay that’s me every day

Hence my 13 half finished water bottles in my car

It’s almost the time of the year when they just become ice

[west onyx]

i remember those days

[elder quail]

I usually wear a T shirt and shorts

[west onyx]

tshirt and underwear sleep squad

[verbal wharf]

It’s just comfier without pants

[west onyx]

i get too hot if i sleep in pants

[verbal wharf]

My cat don’t care

[sonic holly]

idk if its just my body and my thicc thighs, but underwear actually HELPS not make it too hot

but no underwear gang and im scorching

unless its cold in my apt. then i can sleep nude

which i do during this time of year

[verbal wharf]

I can’t ever

I feel like I have to wash my sheets if I do

[sonic holly]

its so comfy sometimes

i love it

but i cant do it all the time

it all depends on the temp.

[west onyx]

i will only do it if it's really really hot

[verbal wharf]

I hate when you’re nude or no pants

And your cat is like cuddle time

And kneads you

Bare skin

[west onyx]

i used to just let my cat do that to my bare back

it hurt but i didn't want to upset him by moving him lol

[verbal wharf]

My cat loves laying on my back

[sonic holly]

oh my cat does not rly go under my blankets

[verbal wharf]

I make him do it

Free massage

[sonic holly]

she just lays on top of my chest

[verbal wharf]

Mine sleeps on my feet

Or behind my knees

[elder quail]

mine just lays next to me or on me

[west onyx]

i used to big spoon my cat. man i miss having a cat.

[sonic holly]

she got used to walking on my chest and face when she first got here and keeping me up

so now chest is her go to

[verbal wharf]

Big spooning your pet

Such a mood

[sonic holly]

im like goddamn it

[verbal wharf]

Mine lays on my chest for pets

[sonic holly]

free weighted blanket?

i guess

[verbal wharf]

Then presses his forehead against me

[west onyx]

i won't spoon a human when it's bed time but you bet i'll spoon my pet

[verbal wharf]

Wtf is it with cats

[sonic holly]

cats are best

[verbal wharf]

Why do they always step on your nipple

[sonic holly]

LOL

[west onyx]

i know wth

[sonic holly]

no idea

its a 6th sense

[verbal wharf]

Then they just stand there on it

Like bruh

[sonic holly]

RIGHT

like move ur paw

[elder quail]

it hurts every time

[verbal wharf]

Lay down or move

[sonic holly]

and glares at me when i move her

[west onyx]

it hurts so bad

[sonic holly]

like bitch if u dont-

[verbal wharf]

I want to keep sensation in those thank you

[sonic holly]

okay

[verbal wharf]

I don’t have children

[sonic holly]

i mean damn

[verbal wharf]

It’s always nipple or liver

Bladder if they go that route

[elder quail]

like out of all the place you can stand/step on why there

[sonic holly]

or thighs

ive had multiple inner thigh scratches

[verbal wharf]

My thighs can handle it

[sonic holly]

and im like where the fucccc

same, but its always at some weird time that i notice i HAVE them

[verbal wharf]

I have a scar on my left thought

[sonic holly]

scalding hot water in the shower

[verbal wharf]

*thigh

[sonic holly]

and incoming screams cause wtf

[verbal wharf]

I always have scratches

I give up

[sonic holly]

and ofc as im showering shes sitting on the toilet like yah bitch i did it

[verbal wharf]

Mine likes to wander in and out while I shower

Then when I get out come running and screaming

Like bruh you didn’t see me for a whole 15 minutes calm down

[sonic holly]

i remember when i first got her and kept the bathroom closed off to her

so when i went to shower for the 1st time

god the screams

[verbal wharf]

My dog likes to be in the bathroom too

So

It can’t be closed

[sonic holly]

its all open now

but at the time

im like cant i shit in peace

the answer: no

[verbal wharf]

If I take too long my dog peaks around the curtain

Shitting?

Cuddle time

Please pet

[sonic holly]

WHAT IS THAT LOGIC

[verbal wharf]

No idea

[sonic holly]

i dont pet u while u shit

[verbal wharf]

Also the poop in solidarity

[sonic holly]

leave me alone lol

[verbal wharf]

Like oh you’re pooping?

Me too now

[sonic holly]

lol mood

then comes and asks for food

[verbal wharf]

Then they take off running

[sonic holly]

no u fat fuck

[verbal wharf]

Because for some reason shitting gives them energy

[sonic holly]

^

im like why are u sprinting

its ur own shit

[verbal wharf]

And they have to announce they shit

[sonic holly]

oh for sure

[verbal wharf]

It’s legit that why are you running lady

Just screaming and running

[sonic holly]

then instantly jumps on the couch or comes to find me

to let me know

she shitted

[verbal wharf]

Like good job

[sonic holly]

okay so u want pets

got it

[verbal wharf]

Are you mad I didn’t pet you while you pooped

[sonic holly]

yuppp

[verbal wharf]

My favorite tho

Is the not so stealthy food grab

Where they just go extra slow toward it

Like their whole ass body isn’t right there in front of your bowl

[sonic holly]

shes slowly learning i have eyes everywhere and i know when shes trying to take my food

but yes the blatant attempts are hilarious

[verbal wharf]

Mine just fights me for it

He likes to lick bread too

[sonic holly]

better than always trying to lick toes

anyones toes

[verbal wharf]

He attacks toes

You can’t pop a foot out of he blanket

It drives him bonkers

[sonic holly]

my mom came to visit and slept out in the living room

her poor toes

[verbal wharf]

RIP

[sonic holly]

she wouldnt leave them alone XD

[verbal wharf]

My fav is when they wake up from a nap

And immediately need to cuddle

But can’t really open their eyes yet

It’s just a whole ass mood

Like I feel ya buddy

[sonic holly]

when she wakes up its like instant burrows face in the blanket

like yes, i TOO dont wanna rly get up

[verbal wharf]

Mine wakes up, does a croaky meow, and climbs on my chest

[sonic holly]

shes usually alrdy ON my heccing chest

[verbal wharf]

Mine moves off to sleep

[sonic holly]

but when i wake up she knows i move alot

[verbal wharf]

My legs attract pets

[sonic holly]

so she'll slide next to me or something

[verbal wharf]

Anytime I sleep over someone’s house

[sonic holly]

or curl against my free pillow

[verbal wharf]

Their pets sleep with me

And half on my legs

[sonic holly]

wholesome

[verbal wharf]

I just don’t move much in my sleep

[sonic holly]

im the opposite lol

im a major wildsleeper

[verbal wharf]

I sometimes look dead

[sonic holly]

u sound like my mom

[elder quail]

I move alot in my sleep

[sonic holly]

which amazes me how she still manages to be on my chest when i wake up

[verbal wharf]

Y’all are Tina belcher

[sonic holly]

ffs

[elder quail]

who

[verbal wharf]

Bobs burgers

[sonic holly]

from

bobs

burgerrrsss

[elder quail]

ohhh

[sonic holly]

tina is a mood tho

so ill accept it

[verbal wharf]

She has night trashes

Tina is me in 🏫

?

I typed middle school

[sonic holly]

lmfaooo

[verbal wharf]

And accidentally hit the predicted emoji

[sonic holly]

quality

[verbal wharf]

Why is that a middle school

[sonic holly]

hecc if i know it

it just says school

[verbal wharf]

Needs more teen angst

[elder quail]

shrug

[sonic holly]

u mean more teen spirit

[verbal wharf]

You know what I can never get over

The fact the song teen spirit

Is really cuz some girl said he smelled like the deodorant Teen Spirit

[sonic holly]

i didnt know that actually

[verbal wharf]

He didn’t either

He thought it was like desperation and angst

But she meant teen girls deodorant

[sonic holly]

lmfaoooo

[verbal wharf]

There’s worse smells

[sonic holly]

amen to that

[verbal wharf]

At least he wears it

[west onyx]

My Bf was talking about that the other day. Weird lol

[verbal wharf]

Does your bf wear deodorant

[sonic holly]

lul

i prefer my bf's deodorant to my own

[west onyx]

He wears Brut or whatever brand it is

[verbal wharf]

I like two scents from secret

[sonic holly]

im using a degree one right now tho

i like it

[verbal wharf]

Cocoa Butter and Vanilla

I also like the smell of generic dove

Not like store brand

[west onyx]

I have too many deodorants for some reason

[sonic holly]

dove makes me feel icky tho

[verbal wharf]

But the one without a scent name

[sonic holly]

but the dove spray one i can use

[verbal wharf]

It’s creamy

But I prefer gel

[sonic holly]

gel i cant do at all

[verbal wharf]

It doesn’t leave any residue

[sonic holly]

but how it feels

[verbal wharf]

But also doesn’t work as good

[sonic holly]

makes me feel like..

fhdjksfha

[verbal wharf]

It dries fast

Gel on razor burn tho?

[sonic holly]

but tbh

[verbal wharf]

Oh god

[sonic holly]

im a major sweater

[verbal wharf]

My pits are not

I sweat mainly from one region

It’s embarrassing

[sonic holly]

oh i sweat in lots of places

if it could be narrowed to one i'd be happy

but lo and behold

god hates me

[verbal wharf]

I love when you get up in the summer

And there’s your butt print

[sonic holly]

oh girl same

[west onyx]

Underboob sweat

[sonic holly]

but just summer?

i think not

[verbal wharf]

And there’s a little puddle there too

[sonic holly]

all year round

[verbal wharf]

And you’re like I swear I did not pee

[sonic holly]

right

i hate it

[verbal wharf]

I shiver all winter

[sonic holly]

and yes fetto

[verbal wharf]

Which means

[sonic holly]

underboob sweat can die

[verbal wharf]

Leg stubble comes out

Just shaved?

Doesn’t matter

[elder quail]

I luckily never had underboob sweat

[verbal wharf]

I wipe under my boobs with baby wipes sometimes

To relieve

[sonic holly]

i'll just be so pissed off cause i bike to school, im FREEZING on the bike ride over

the second i sit in class