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Seriously..
Like a heart attack
What did you do before your leave of absence? @acoustic schooner
Worked at good ol' Mickey D's
Epic Gamers
Fun times
Ew
Indeed
McDanks
Someone was jerking off to my friend Jenna in a McDanks
he was sitting in a booth across from her
Before my leave I did both McDs and the church choir
Mostly at McDanks
The park
Nah
I as a store manager at a mcds for 5 years
Only once was there someone inappropriate
Was*
He was watching porn on his laptop
is scary
I made him leave
Jeez, some people have no control
fr
Dropped my phone down a flight of stairs
lol
This is the first time I have ever broken a phone
Not a bad break but it has potential lol
how exactly does a break have potential
Its spiderwebbing
potential to break more
A small break can turn into a big one
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fascinating
Feel free to entertain me ๐คท
Fuck lakes
Morning c2s'ers....happy late birthday taco
Good morning @vague current
Hello
How/when do you transcend the second time?
@arctic python are you referring to the singularity?
Yes, but after doing it once I can't use it to transcend/reboot again
No you can't
Its a one time thing
After your first one you can reboot whenever you want to
Where?
Yw ๐
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morning
Morning
hello, just achieved singularity and started my first simulations. Would someone explain what's the scope of the game going forward?
Right now you will move forward to terraform mars
They are working on a new dino release
Should be out pretty soon
After that they will be working on the beyond
so this simulation I am evolving right now is evolving mars? And the previous evolution tree I was working on, is it still accessible anywhere?
It is all part of the same tree
The singularity is suppose to be your first reboot
You will start the tree over now
The singularity only happens once after you can reboot whenever
and why would I reboot later? just to upgrade with metapoints?
sorry, haven't played one this entertaining before. ๐
Oh so there is no technical end to this game.
Nah, you just keep getting more life until you reset. There's a limited amount of upgrades too, right now
Yeah, I noticed. I ran out of entropy upgrades to buy. Unless if theres more when I reach milestones
There are a few more at some milestones
you will see a faint trail leading to nothing if there is one hidden
Okay.
Sup

Hi skara
Hot
It went by pretty good though
Just got home from my run....by far one of my worst ones yet ๐ญ
Just way too hot, I couldnt do it today....I wont sleep through anymore morning alarms
Yea but I slept in and I dont like running after I eat
Wont happen again till fall
How has your day been
Fun stuff
We binged watched all the big bang about a month or two ago
Series finale was good
One of the few shows I have watched from start to finish while it aired
I liked it more then I thought it would
I thought it was a good ending to the show
They only cancelled it because sheldon refused to renew his contract
I dont blame him though
They wanted to do 2 more seasons
That's a ton of seasons
Yea still....he'll get other parts that are different and that pay
I know
Or he will just chill with his millions he already made
I'm just sad lol
Yea, we are watching episode 4 tonight
I will probably watch the rest next week
Its something i have to watch without chris
New Alone comes on next week
Next Thursday
Lol
I have the memory of a goldfish tho
Me too
Rip
I spent like 24 hrs preparing a huge donation to the community Center on my ark server yesterday
Community center eh?
That's cool
Shit we don't use
How many on the server?
There is about 25-30 ppl logged in at anytime
Damn that's a pretty healthy population
But it's a 8 server cluster
So there is about 200 ppl active always
Its good
They host boss events so everyone can learn tek
We do yard sales at the cc every sat
Its fun
I remember when they introduced boss fights....it was crazy
Yeah the dinos we have are all so op though that the boss fights are easy now
We blocked off a bunch of the areas where you had to go to farm mats for them to control what tribes could learn the tek
Pvp
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That dragon boss was the hardest one at the time
The ape and the spider were super easy for us
At the time we were still locked to the center so we had to kill the spider and the ape same time
Eventually though our giga became extremely OP and it was no longer an issue
Alrighty night night
Later mak ๐
howdy
Sup
Bonjour
bonejur
Sup
Hola
Hole-a
Konnichiwa
Hi
hI
Hows it going?
Lol
I live outside of Savannah...sorry cant talk
Wtf
ngl I just glanced at that for a second and thought it was a burning KKK cross
Me too at first
Dont dm, message here

Yall that was 8 families that just lost everything......I'll be on here tomorrow, we are taking in one family and going to try to help where we can tomorrow with setting up donations and shit
It's a pretty serious deal, please no more jokes....if you a praying type please say some prayers for everyone
Oh god. I hope everyone's ok
My entire life revolves around joking ๐ its how I deal with the fact my life sucks
I don't imagine those people will be making many jokes right now
Because they dont have a good sense of humor...
Anyways I'll stop cause mak asked nicely
So, my next daily reward shows the entropy with a 120 multiplier beside it. Does this mean my entropy is multiplied by 120 or do I get 120 times the entropy tap in 15 seconds?
Isn't it more fun to find it out yourself tomorrow?
J
Niice
Oh, what happened?
A fire broke out last night, burned down the building across the parking lot from me. Everyone made it out fine and we have a donation drive setup for those affected.
Any idea how the fire started?
They havent said yet, but I've heard a few stories. Most likely a cigarette. But someone told me the upstairs one where they believe the fire started has had some sort of electrical problems for awhile that our landlord has been beating the bush about fixing. ATF just went into my buddies place where the box for the security cameras is. They said peoples stories arent lining up and now are going around questioning everyone
That remembered me something
I remember that A car Exploded with People in it
Its good that they somehow survived it
they was using hack
I thought I was having a stroke
XD
Hello?
What
That's crazy Mak, glad everyone made it out safe, but why lie about something that could have cost so many lives
clap clap
If you want more content clap your hands
clap clap
if you want more content clap your hands
clap clap
if you want more content
clap your hands
(its suposed to be a song)
Beautiful song thank you
That'll get the devs going
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Music can motivate anyone... except the devs
(but you also work very hard thank you)
Meme review will be making a reappearance starting this Sunday
2 weeks like the usual
Iโll make an official announcement tomorrow
Pretty good
โค glad to hear it ๐ฎ
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Im working on a new song to motivate devs, dont worry!
Hey Skara
You will be surprised of how much money you got from just sleeping
Na only 400Qa yellow things and 4Qa blue things
Ok
Hi bored Iโm dad
For 40 years, this is what has come to mind when someone tells me they're bored.
hahahaha
Fun fact: Jim Davis didn't create Garfield to be funny. He created it to be merchandised.
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Hey guys i found out how to use warp in time without spending cubits! But it's kinda random the time you'll be skipping tho
It's very easy
All you need is a bed and darkness
Lol
You lay in the bed together with a lot of darkness and do something called "sleep"
You may wake up in 10 mins or 10 hours, or maybe not even wake up at all! Haha, depends on you ;)
A slow descent into darkness...
No need to be slow, you can dive in.

I've tried it like 3 times but only woke up twice
It's really a matter of luck
And remember guys, if you die in your dreams you die irl!
Not true
very true
I had a dream were I died last night
You never die in your sleep, you always wake up
I just wet the bed
No I died I literally watched myself die
You can't watch yourself die
Your clone died
And there was a backup version of you anyway
Then I went to hell and woke up after wetting the bed
Hell is subjective
Sup guys
Hi dude
ok so while i apreciate the cloud saving it kinda screwed up what i had going on between two different models on 2 different drives and lost my darwinium cubes after not knowing which was what with that dowmload upload optiuon when i launch it
Well, there's pretty much no way around it. With cloud saving you can't have two different saves on the same profile... However maybe it could be a good idea to allow us to have multiple save slots
That kind of mixup is what I worked hard to prevent before I upgraded my two computers to the version with cloud saving. I ended up just deleting the game data completely from the computer that wasn't as far along in the game, rather than risking having that version get saved to the cloud
@acoustic schooner ๐
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Hello @zenith veldt
where is "fallout" in the game?
Hey everyone
hey mak
hi
hows it going
oh nice
and youtubes down at my place
esse jogo foi feito no brasil?
#๐ต๐น-portuguรชs
Hi guys
hai
henlo
๐ฆ hello
Plop ๐
Welcome
Gregor, can i borrow you for a minute? @acoustic schooner
Yes. I see what's going on in portugues-chat. DM me
lol it's okay
It's okay now
this Youtuber has recorded videos about the game, is a mini series
Yes I know, but videos go in off topic chat
SOMEONE SPEAK TO ME
hmm?
I'm just waiting 20 days to get to 250 martian settlements
nice nice
I have moved up to #52 in the United States on my landlord game
So that's exciting
My dinner's finally about ready, at 11:27 pm. I made lasagna, so of course I started by cooking a pound of bacon and then browning a pound of ground beef in that
Then pull out the meat, sautee onions, carrots, and celery in the fat. Pure them, then put them and the meat back in the pot with crushed tomatoes, sliced mushrooms, and spices. Simmer that for an hour or so, then start constructing the lasagna
and you didn't invite me over why?
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And now that I live alone, this full pan will last me at least 2 days
Also if anyone here has Hulu you should watch this movie
"All that we destroy"
Very good
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like 6 hours ago
I can vc in about 10 mins if you want
What movie
What's that?
Movie about a mom who keeps trying to clone a girl that her son killed so he basically keeps killing the clone instead of real people
Damn
Lol
It was put together really well
I like the movie more for the cinematography than the plot
I will check it out
Nice
Anyways
I should pretend to sleep
But I'm really going to drink apple juice
Alright good night
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Come, come, come and clap,
come and clap and new content youโll have.
Come, come, come and clap,
come and clap and new content youโll have.
New song
We'll clap our way to the beyond
Oh hello bois
Oh yay Monday
Monday or Thursday it's all the same
Afternoon
troll
Hi
The next person that asks about dinos will be devoured and shat out by one.
I wanna be a fast food for dinos โค
mmm scorpions
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Ooooh... teeth โค
I still have no idea who won the hiku contest or where that was posted ๐ฆ
Do you know the song of
Are we there yet? Not yet
You could replace it with dinos
Garfield ? Shrek ?
Oo what was the winning one?
Yeet
OMG my favorite YouTuber is playing cells
nice job we need shark update
@cursive lichen who?
Captainsauce
That's awesome, promote the game as much as possible because it's awesome
I love how it still has the clickbait image ๐
@desert pebble who's gameplay
Im just a mobile player
๐ hi everyone
hi
โค
Sup
sip
Pretty good
^
5/91
Yes, Singularity is your first reboot
What is the next reboot? I rebooted several times.. not sure I should have๐ฑ
Have you progressed?
I did the Singularity ending the rebooted 4 more times to get those extra bonuses...
Don't reboot so frequently, I suggest rebooting when you have enough metabits for the next simulation upgrade @final zenith
Ok. Will try that. Are there more endings then? @strong halo
Cyborgs are too cheap for their worth and androids are too expensive for their worth
hello
im wonder how many ways are there to get darwinium with out getting it through the daily calender or paying
uh can anyone answer me
i know some of you are active like @rancid wolf @desert pebble and @plucky sapphire
sorry I don't know
uh are there any other ways to get sarwinium aside from paying and teh daily calender
the*
Airbborn?
helloooo
are u there
@rancid wolf ?
u can get darwinium from achievements when u buy 250 of a single generator
@desert pebble
i just got the game today but the only upgrades im missing are jaw fish eggs and lungs then i willl evolve to land i presume
@cloud sage what do you have to say about what i said
@desert pebble epic
? why say that im only at the end of teh second phase and i only played this for like 35 minutes and only used teh darwinium twice
@cloud sage i have a feeling you had a worse time than me
@desert pebble I have not used a single piece of darwinium yet lol and I played this for like 10 minutes and then didnt play again for a week days or weeks
it took me like 2 months to get to first reset
im only at middle ages
i just realized are usernames are similar @cloud sage
Idk it kind of took a while to generate a lot of entropy
oh uh are there creatures in this game that dont exist @jolly goblet
well after I reached the idea stuff It got faster but still
can anyone help me get trough
i took time off to read and do other things then i almost became the ruler of the universe then i figured out acheivments give you a but ton of stuff so i got so many acheivements for get 25 of insert creature here and get 50 of insert creature here.
then i really became the ruler of teh universe
the
I only realized u can claim stuff for achievements at like 2nd or 3rd reset
so before the reset I was not having a good time
can anyone helkp me
no
Lol wut
hey i just unlocked land
but there is no one on land
but there is no one on land but there is no one on land but there is no one on land but there is no one on land
Unlocked land?
BUT THERE IS NO ONE ON LAND
Thats because the sun is a deadly lazer so nobody want to go on land
and probally bcause theres no living spiecies exept for fish
i already got the ozone layer son
ok cool
no its because i just got tetra pod
only OG remember reptile
and now i need to buy Tetrapod
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Bro there was a reptile thing but it got changed into tetrapod like a few weeks ago
why make it a upgrade and creatur instead of just making it a creature
idk I didnt make the game
Dude are you high
but it makes o snese
who @hasty bobcat
Anonymous
i makes no sense
hey you know that meme with an asian guy and he has this weird expression and his hands are on his headd
i forget its name and i wanted to put it in my messages
bruh thats like from 2012
i know but its still funny
it also fits perfectly in chat
also....... uh i forgot what i was going to sau
say*
Does the Shark do anything?
'_'/
i tried to do the shruging emonicon
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
WELL
now i just have to click my heart out getting 73.46 million
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Wow, how did you get a shark?
no im waiting to get tetrapod
Aaah.. ok. Will have to wait for one then๐
Yep
how far are you in the game
heh
I like your pfp
let me tell you what happend
i exited the game to wait for income then when i tried going back to the game steam went wierd so i had to turn off teh pc
the*
hey on steam i see dst in my invintory and i have dst in my library so is that a duplicate or the sam egame thats in my library
uh @cloud sage ,
can you help
maybe @frail crag or @loud forge
i need help (tips)
Any news on when we get to the beyond or dinosaurs????
No
ya mean mean hoomans
I wish I knew what any of that meant to help you out
Do you see the words COMING SOON
sup weebs
wassup
OPM 2 is trash
Okay shut up
no
thank you
everyone agrees on that tho
Also I'm watching it dub instead of sub
Other way around**
sub not dub
I hate reading subtitles
I met somone that said season 2 animation is better then season one
REEEEEE
have fun
shield hero drops another ep in about 12 hours
there are furreis invading my hometown
crush them
N o
Furries are a disease
^
Dress up as animals, watch nasty you know what, act like children
Whatโs wrong with dressing up as animals though
I mean
The โnastyโ part of it is wrong
But
Okay you know what
Itโs late and I donโt wanna argue
So Iโm just gonna go to sleep
No one complains when a woman dresses up as a bunny js ๐คท
Lmao
Lmao
big difference
It hurts my faith in humanity
Night
gn
To each their own
when you're 8 its cute and whatever, but when you're 40 its weird
That's why they have their own community
Amoungst peers
If you don't like furries you don't have to go to their conventions lol
Just as they are allowed to do what they do, I have equal ability to voice my disliking of them
So I do
"when you're 8 its cute and whatever, but when you're 40, its weird" the most true statement in that conversation.
Lol
I am bored beyond belief
mre to
And I am running out od data
Im playing solitaire
There is a service outage in my area
No tv no internet
I love solitaire though I spend a lot of time playing it
As I will tonight
Which version do you play
I prefer spider
I play Klondike
OG lol
tru tru
Watching shark tank and playing solitaire at the same time is difficult lol
Lol
I didn't know you could be trash at Solitaire ๐
apparently
you just....place the cards....
huh
PH?
You are to young for porn kid
who says
The law ๐คท
Ahhhhh
Hey goose ๐
hh= hentai haven
your discord looks so weird
I think poppa is weirded out by the complex chats
wdym it looks weird
Complex hahaha
ok?
urs is
it is simplified
smoosh
it was all i coyuld get from the Microsoft store
k
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Hey taco โค
no
ok
but why
dammit
i keep ||misclicking||
||can i doo this||
||cool||
||CAN YALL DO THIS||
goooooooodnight yall
howdy
uhh, how do i check my stats on PC?
Is there any way to restore saves? Mine was deleted and I have no idea why-
I miss all the conversations now that I sleep earlier ๐ข
Going to have to quit running in the morning if I want to talk to anyone here
Hello random question but what is all musics name in game
This game is freaking addicting
I started playing today like 3 hours ago and im still playing XD
@torpid plinth๐ค
heya
russian? person
who finished that game
????? no i mean the guy speaking in russian
Are taps supposed to count towards prestige?
hi
I havent used any darwinium since i started playing and I havent bought any and I have 73 darwinium
Hey yโall
hi
cant wait to see how much game currency i raked in
im soo exited
10.59B
wow
hallelujah
i just got mammal and soo many upgrades
@zenith veldt hi
hallelujah hallelujah
Hey Hardik
how are you
hey wanna know an oopsie that the developers made
Depends
the upgrades in the dna tree spoil that creature after mammal
not only is there something called ape's brain
the description is
makes APE"s more efficient
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APE's*
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hey why isn't have more cousines to buy with metabits?
i buyed all of them and now im just acumulating the metabits
dont have*
Devs are working on adding more content
Find the dab


are you able to sync your PC and Mobile game? I started it yesterday on PC but want to have it on the go too but I don't want to have 2 different saves between the 2 but didn't see anything to sync them
so I thought I would ask
No cross-platform support
So I got the 2 2x for the second day but I don't see anywhere to use them. Anyone know where I use them at? I hit the place that says ready but that wants me to use the cubes
As soon as you collected them, you started a 2-hour double income boost.
ahh so its not something that I can collect and keep for when I want to use it
I am currently trying to overcome the wall that is getting the Cyborg without staying offline for a day or so to let it collect heh I don't think I am doing bad since I am about to get it and started yesterday
I am sure that there is a easier way to do this stuff that I have not learned yet
where is the server booster
The server is verified so we don't need the booster
Why would we

So what is musics name
ez the games beaten end
xD the technology "steel" was translated in german with "Stehlen" and Stehlen is "steal" in english Xd i mean in cell to singularity of course
That's because we stole the secret to combining iron and carbon.
Iโm on first land creatures
Hey if u can just change the way the "land of tetrapods" look
hey
hey when you go into the evolution line then the color of the tetrapod looks different than in th land
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i ahve aquired teh ape
the*
i am the queen of the universe
i can now make millions of
with one click and i only just evolved apes
uh is anyone here
Morning
i think im finished?
3 hours down, 7 to go

so
I just found this
and i'm having horrible... horrible flashbacks
both... both are humans...
man I know I need to just get off this game and let it run but I don't want to and that makes this game take a long time for me sadly
I really like the game though thats why I don't want to get off it
How long do you guys usually spend off the game after you use all your resources
could someone check my beta tester form please?
Is the number how many metabits you get if you end simulation
Yes
When should I end this is my second sim
I just got my first 
The androids are super bad
Compared to cyborgs
I'm struggling to get enough idea points
Cause the androids are so under worth
I know the feeling I need to get the 25 and 40 metabits things next. I ended my first one a little early so I have restarted 2 times now and am trying to let it just do its thing but I keep checking it and being like Nope not yet
and buy more humans
@left stream Why do you as for that ?
@vague current Iโm here
Shut up ๐๐
I'm dad
Hey
Hello
Hows it going?
Pretty good. Had some crazy hail earlier today
Didn't seem to damage anything and the hail didn't last long
That's good
It was just wild
Just got idea
Got everything I can
Waiting for minutes to get 20k idea and get up to 50 stone age to get more ๐
hey
Hi
dude that's literally the essence of the game
I know
get money to buy things and get more money
But I gotta go school
lmao so sweet
I'll probs go to the toilets to play the game lol
and then you just have to collect
sweet.
100 idea a sec
dudeeeee
When is The Beyond comming
@past pumice ะตััั, ัะตะฑะต ะฒ #๐ท๐บ-pyccะบะธะน
@cloud sage but when
@faint zenith pusi kuracccccahahahahahahahahaha
When is dinos?

you have made a mistake
singularity