💬-cells-chat

[zenith veldt]

So you just wanna play heads up poker on WSOP

[vague current]

I dont remember if we can do heads up or not, lemme look

I know we can play at same table with others

[zenith veldt]

Okay good cause heads up is lame

I used to play all in or nothing with someone heads up

100m buy in

[thorny verge]

Oh someone give me Reality Experts
Thank you

[vague current]

I gotta add you on fb if we want to play together on wsop or just get lucky and end up on same table

I can download a different poker app too if you want to play

[zenith veldt]

Get CasinoRPG lol

[vague current]

Lemme look at it

[zenith veldt]

Its on mobile now

[vague current]

Installing

[zenith veldt]

Back in the old days, 2014 during beta testing, didn't exist lol

You have to go through tutorial first btw

Takes like 20 mins

[vague current]

Ok

[lament crow]

😐

[zenith veldt]

And my newest ign is RoastedAlmonds

Made it yesterday lol

@balmy scaffold I got an 80.5% on the final

[balmy scaffold]

80.5 is good

Yay

[zenith veldt]

My worst Final grade but still passing lol

[balmy scaffold]

I know

[upper slate]

Just re-installed WSOP too, got $150K in the first table I joined, not bad

[zenith veldt]

Should have studied more oh well

Nice

[balmy scaffold]

You study...

[zenith veldt]

No

Thats why I should have studied more

Could have maybe got better than 80

[balmy scaffold]

Well now you know for mext time

[zenith veldt]

Still not gonna study

[vague current]

This game is a bit more than I wanted to do...

[zenith veldt]

Are you still doing the bullshit tutorial lol

[balmy scaffold]

What game?

[zenith veldt]

CasinoRPG

[balmy scaffold]

Gambling is bad folks

😂

[zenith veldt]

Oh well

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

[zenith veldt]

Been playing for 5 years, cant stop now

[balmy scaffold]

My point ^

Ok i am about to start an event on ark

[vague current]

It's just way more involved than just playing poker

Hey skara

[zenith veldt]

Only for tutorial

[balmy scaffold]

Hey mal

Mak

[zenith veldt]

After that you can ignore everything

[balmy scaffold]

I will be back at 1 am if you guys want to vc XD

[zenith veldt]

I'll be on

Run at midnight

[balmy scaffold]

Ok

[vague current]

What time do yo wake up

Midnight run sounds nice weather wise bit time wise shitty

[balmy scaffold]

Me?

[vague current]

Nah I know your sleep schedule is jacked up

[zenith veldt]

usually 8 or 9

[vague current]

You need to get some daytime runs in too

Your race wont be at midnight

[balmy scaffold]

Haha

[zenith veldt]

Its gonna be at 7am in november

basically midnight

[vague current]

Lol

[zenith veldt]

Also I work all day

[upper slate]

What time is it for you guys rn

[vague current]

Still gunna be hot in November here

[zenith veldt]

Not here

[vague current]

Forgot how it is up there

[zenith veldt]

Maybe 30s

[vague current]

Its 11:18pm vit

[zenith veldt]

^

[upper slate]

Oh okay. It's 12:18am here, so not that far off.

[vague current]

Brazil?

[upper slate]

Yep.

I don't have school today, so I can stay awake a bit more

[zenith veldt]

No more school for 4 months

[vague current]

Yea I'm out of school today too

[zenith veldt]

mak you havent gone to school in 50 years

[vague current]

😂

Well I'm out right?

[zenith veldt]

Fair enough

[upper slate]

Heh, nice. Next month starts winter, and not summer, so the maximum amount of vacation time I'll have is probably 2 or 3 weeks

[zenith veldt]

How is next month winter

Wut

[upper slate]

Southern Hemisphere, duh

[vague current]

Southern hemisphere

[zenith veldt]

yall are weird

[vague current]

Come on erve...I thought you were smart

[upper slate]

Anyways. Next month also starts Copa America, and we usually don't have school on days that Brazil plays, so that's cool too.

[vague current]

You have good english

[zenith veldt]

backwards flushing toilets

smh

[vague current]

That's not true

[upper slate]

I did English classes for 8 years

[vague current]

Myth

[zenith veldt]

Shut up its true

[vague current]

Lol

[upper slate]

Also, the internet helps a lot.

And video games.

[vague current]

Vit when you flush your toilet what way does the water spin?

[zenith veldt]

upside down

[vague current]

Clockwise or counterclockwise

[upper slate]

Uhh you'd think I remember that
Clockwise maybe?

[zenith veldt]

He said maybe

[vague current]

Fake news erve

[zenith veldt]

he said MAYBE

[upper slate]

I mean, it can be both depending on your point of view

[vague current]

Direction of spin is dependent on the toilet....not on what hemisphere the toilet is in

[zenith veldt]

Did my joke fly over your head or what

smh

[vague current]

Your joke sucked

[zenith veldt]

Everyone knows upside down land is Australia

[thorny verge]

r/wooosh

[zenith veldt]

^

[strong halo]

Greetings people of the past

[vague current]

What up daarth

[zenith veldt]

Derth

[strong halo]

Nothin much, just chillin on my bed

[vague current]

I'm watching a seal play with a penguin before it eats him

Hostile planet is a great show

[strong halo]

Brutal

[zenith veldt]

very sadistic of you

[broken forge]

hello!

[vague current]

It's like planet earth but it just shows how brutal nature can be

[zenith veldt]

Hello battlestar

[broken forge]

i think your game is very fun!

[vague current]

Thanks

We put a lot of work into it

😂

[zenith veldt]

Mak saying thanks like he made it smh

[strong halo]

xD

[broken forge]

i am playing it rght now, it must have taken so long to create

[vague current]

Devs are green names btw...I was joking

[upper slate]

Heh

[zenith veldt]

mak is low on the totem pole

[broken forge]

sorry?

[zenith veldt]

I feel sorry for him too

[vague current]

Mak has no power

Hes a waste

[broken forge]

ok then?

well, cya later! i am going to continue playing

[vague current]

😭

[zenith veldt]

rip Mak

[vague current]

That was odd

[zenith veldt]

On another note

We are close to 4000 members

[vague current]

Woop woop

[zenith veldt]

I'll be throwing some free discord nitro codes in the chat to celebrate

[vague current]

Gunna make it rain nitro codes eh?

[zenith veldt]

😉

[upper slate]

Yey

[zenith veldt]

They dont call me Poppa for nothing

[junior rampart]

my cat

[vague current]

I joined a discord earlier today and there was a "Big Poppa Pump"

[upper slate]

How do I redeem a Nitro code though, I don't see any place to enter a code

[zenith veldt]

Hey thats me

[vague current]

Cute kitten

[zenith veldt]

There will be a redeem button and it automatically redeems

[upper slate]

oh nice

[junior rampart]

go to your inventory

and then

top

[zenith veldt]

I'll annouce when we hit 4000 and then I'll throw codes throughout the day

[upper slate]

I hope no codes will be posted while I sleep lol

[junior rampart]

Lol

[zenith veldt]

Maybe, maybe not

[vague current]

Wish I could see a member count

[zenith veldt]

3846

[strong halo]

Says 3744 on mine tho

[zenith veldt]

Not very up to date then

[junior rampart]

refresh

Discotd

[strong halo]

Nah I'm in a call with someone, would hate to leave him alone

[zenith veldt]

At 4000 I'll also be making changes to the Mod team

[junior rampart]

burritos are good

[vague current]

And at 11:40 I'll be fixing me a new drink

[zenith veldt]

Celebrate your demotion huh

Lol jk

[vague current]

Dang

Going to make that drink a double now

[junior rampart]

Whats the diff between terrestial councip and mars council?

[zenith veldt]

Martian council can ban

And some other things

[junior rampart]

so martian council is like sr. Mox

Mod

[zenith veldt]

yes

[vague current]

Terrestrial council is supreme but more humble so we gave our power away

[junior rampart]

sounds about right

[strong halo]

I would be more active in my mod duties if i weren't 12 hours ahead of most of this server lol

[zenith veldt]

MC can delete messages, ban, view audit log

TC can kick and assign roles

[junior rampart]

its ok im 12 hours ahead tpp @strong halo

[broken forge]

just wondering, do you get to create other planets too???

[zenith veldt]

mars

Later on

[broken forge]

ok

[junior rampart]

e

[broken forge]

thx for telling me

any othrs?

or just mars

[zenith veldt]

Only mars for now ]

[broken forge]

okie dokie

[junior rampart]

○_○

[zenith veldt]

More coming eventually 😉

[broken forge]

;0

[junior rampart]

Jupiter next prob

[zenith veldt]

Venus would be the next logical option

[junior rampart]

too hot

[zenith veldt]

Or a moon of saturn

[junior rampart]

moon of saturn

is NOT A PLANET

[vague current]

Enceladus

[junior rampart]

what

[zenith veldt]

There might be other planets, for sure there will be a Dyson Sphere to build

I wont say anything else

[junior rampart]

spoIlEr

[broken forge]

i am just abit curius, how often is the game updated?

[junior rampart]

once a month maybe

[broken forge]

😃

ok

[zenith veldt]

More than once a month

[broken forge]

ok

[junior rampart]

well

i mean

major updayea

[zenith veldt]

There were 20+ beta updates in the past 2 weeks

[vague current]

Major updates every other month or so but lots of tweak in between

[broken forge]

wow!

and what is prestige?

[zenith veldt]

Mostly squishing bugs

[junior rampart]

Lose everything

But

Get powee ups

[broken forge]

ok

[zenith veldt]

Semblance is the name of the prestige tree

[broken forge]

ok

i will carry on exploring microorganisms now

[zenith veldt]

if you just started you have a while to go lol

many hundreds of upgrades to buy

[junior rampart]

im at like 4m megabits

rn

[upper slate]

yeah I started just a few days ago so I have a lot to see still

[zenith veldt]

Ive been playing almost 6 months now

[upper slate]

I'm guessing prestige works just like other clicker games, you reset but gain things that speed up next runs

[zenith veldt]

^^ yes

[upper slate]

Neat

[junior rampart]

i have an alt on this discord woth rexpert

[zenith veldt]

The metabits also add to your multiplier

even without upgrades

[junior rampart]

im restarting with another acc rn

pretty fun

[broken forge]

I HAVE UNLOCKED SEA LIFE NOW!!!

😃

[junior rampart]

Can we have another role like "mega reality expert" for 100m metabits

because 1m is easy to get

[zenith veldt]

Eventually when cheating is fixed

[junior rampart]

ok

[zenith veldt]

Singularity Master coming to a discord near you

[junior rampart]

is cheate engone speed hack patched

[zenith veldt]

Time skipping will be fixed soon

basically if you skip time, the amount of time you skip you wont be able to play

[junior rampart]

sad

[zenith veldt]

Skip forward a day, unable to play for 24 hours

[junior rampart]

thats celger

clever

[thorny verge]

That will make cheaters mad

[zenith veldt]

Yep

[junior rampart]

yes

[thorny verge]

especially the one who skipped multiple years

[zenith veldt]

Someones gonna skip forward 10 years and not be able to play lmao

Unless they reset

[vague current]

It will be so good though

[thorny verge]

I am pretty sure a cheater will report this as a “bug”

[zenith veldt]

Oh im sure they will

[junior rampart]

if you add 1m something using like gg you lose that amount (lenny)

[vague current]

Get tired of people in the prestige channel like "look at me, my metabits stopped going up"

Did I break the game?

[junior rampart]

do you guys ban cheaters from the discord

[zenith veldt]

"haha I beat the game lol"

Sometimes

[thorny verge]

If they cheat then replace all texture with fortnite default dance gif

[junior rampart]

if they lie about it

?

[zenith veldt]

Pretty much

[thorny verge]

I just invented the greatest anti-cheat idea ever

[zenith veldt]

Or try to tell everyone else to cheat/how to cheat

[vague current]

Let's hear it

[junior rampart]

Cheating on the game sends you to uh

Fortnite download

website

[vague current]

Onehandguy is building a wall

[thorny verge]

If they cheat then replace all textures with ROBLOX Noob Default Dancing GIF, also they can’t not buy anything

[vagrant ridge]

Lol

[thorny verge]

It’s a masterpiece

[zenith veldt]

Im very glad the discord is becoming active

It was dead for so long

[junior rampart]

Cheating on the game makes their bank info leaked, life ruined, and death penalty

pretty good idea

[thorny verge]

yes

[vagrant ridge]

Same. I was concerned lol. Dead discord servers are no fun

[thorny verge]

Cheating is gay

[junior rampart]

Cheating is worse

Gay isnt even bad

cheating is like james charles

[thorny verge]

Thank you so much for pinging that masterpiece of a message

[acoustic schooner]

It's only gay if it's gay

[vague current]

So did you lose a hand or something?

[thorny verge]

nah I broke my arm when I got the username idea

[acoustic schooner]

Is that the potato from spaceplan

[thorny verge]

It’s was painful yeah but as least I got a new username

Yes

[acoustic schooner]

cool

[vague current]

Lol that's good then

Now I'm not an asshole for asking

[thorny verge]

What would happen if I actually lose a arm

[balmy scaffold]

❤

[junior rampart]

Yes

[vague current]

My buddy is missing his hand that's why I ask...he messes with people he doesnt know all the time

Tries to shake their hand with his stump for their reactions

[thorny verge]

New Anti-Cheat Idea:
When the Game detect cheating, Make them watch fortnite default dance gif for 100 years

[acoustic schooner]

Is there a Threehandguy

[thorny verge]

xd

[zenith veldt]

Im threelegguy

😉

[vague current]

You wish

[thorny verge]

oh god no please no

[vague current]

Kickstand is my nickname

[thorny verge]

I have the Nintendo switch but it do not have any games so it’s pointless xd

[zenith veldt]

One pump wonder is your other nickname

[vague current]

I'd own it....very efficient

[thorny verge]

I like potato

[junior rampart]

i have like 10 switch games but no switcg

[thorny verge]

W h y

[vague current]

Lol

[junior rampart]

I won a giveaway

[vague current]

Lemme get them switch ganes

Games

[junior rampart]

sure just gve me your bank info

[thorny verge]

W h y , y o u r u s e r n a m e l i k e t h a t

[vague current]

Nah I'm still waiting on a Nigerian prince to send me some money of mine he found

[junior rampart]

Holy shit he messaged you too

bro

[thorny verge]

I just got 100 emails about offering me millions of dollars if I just sent my mom credit card

[vague current]

Yea apparently it was a first come type of deal

[thorny verge]

Very interesting

[zenith veldt]

He sent me the money already

[junior rampart]

he said it would come to me

but i got robbed

[vague current]

Theft by receiving...that's my money erve

[zenith veldt]

OOOooooooOOOo well sucks for you

[thorny verge]

Oof

[zenith veldt]

I've already invested in another prince anyways

They seem to like me

[junior rampart]

im gonna make singularity to cell

[vague current]

Do you have a structured settlement and you need cash now?

[junior rampart]

and its gonna be a hit

[thorny verge]

You mean
“Humanity to Stupidity”

[zenith veldt]

Thats not a long game

[junior rampart]

Sounds right

[zenith veldt]

We reached stupidity very quickly

[thorny verge]

Yep

[junior rampart]

Idea : fan game contest

lol

[thorny verge]

Reward: The CtS team will actually make the game idea

[zenith veldt]

Do yall want more meme review

[thorny verge]

Yes

[upper slate]

meme 👏 review 👏

[junior rampart]

😹

[vague current]

There was definitely more applicants for that than for haiku or art

[junior rampart]

Who won the art thing

[vague current]

Taco

[junior rampart]

it doesn't aay in #📢-announcements

[thorny verge]

April 1st: Bycision to Wuaduaprnironsiaondichfn

[vague current]

That's cause erve sucks

[zenith veldt]

Sorry

People get mad when I make too many announcements

[vague current]

Shit I typed that....I meant to just think that

[junior rampart]

what wa his art

[zenith veldt]

I did post the recap however

[thorny verge]

Well I can understand that
Since people want updates

[zenith veldt]

You can go watch it

This was the winner

[thorny verge]

Someone finished Cell to Singularity in 5 min

[vague current]

I can do it faster

[zenith veldt]

^same

[thorny verge]

Ok

[junior rampart]

t r i g g e r e d

[vague current]

Uhhhh

[thorny verge]

You are so lucky that the ping do not work when it’s copied

[junior rampart]

spam

Right

[zenith veldt]

thats cause you cant ping everyone

Only me

and devs

[junior rampart]

yea

[thorny verge]

okay everyone is going to spam ping poppa pump erve now

[zenith veldt]

Warms up ban hammer

[vague current]

@realityexperts

[thorny verge]

they will go on until you literally banned everyone

[junior rampart]

**
~Please include your name somewhere on the piece so we can verify it is your original work
~Any work submitted that is not original will be disqualified**

[vague current]

@reality experts

[zenith veldt]

nice one mak

[vague current]

Just checking if there was a way around it

[thorny verge]

@thorny verge
The only ping that is fine

[junior rampart]

@poopa pump erve

[vague current]

Lol

@zenith veldt

[thorny verge]

I love how everyone is trying to spam ping popp- oh god

[vague current]

😉

[zenith veldt]

😉

[thorny verge]

you are going to be demoted for angering Poppa

[vague current]

.blame poppa

[junior rampart]

/ban @poopa

[thorny verge]

Challenge of the Day: Spam Ping Poppa Pump Erve Until He Banned Everyone

[junior rampart]

cant give codes if there are no people

🐷

🤔

[vague current]

[thorny verge]

[junior rampart]

can we have a sandbox mode woth unlimited money or cheats mode

[upper slate]

that's called checking the wiki

[thorny verge]

no cheating is gay

[junior rampart]

not cheating

[zenith veldt]

write me a novel

[junior rampart]

Ok

One day poppa went out and kissed lunch and had kids

the end

[thorny verge]

Do you know that Minecraft have turned 10 this day

[acoustic schooner]

Write a novel of all things that are gay

[zenith veldt]

Dont let his wife see that

[acoustic schooner]

😉

[junior rampart]

Do the devs actually make money

[zenith veldt]

yes

This is not the only game they have

[junior rampart]

Oh

[thorny verge]

So what games did the team makes

[zenith veldt]

http://games.computerlunch.com/

Go learn

[thorny verge]

Nice

[junior rampart]

Is c2s unity

[zenith veldt]

Yes

[thorny verge]

Wish I know how to use unity

[junior rampart]

I know how to make games in unity

Not hard

[thorny verge]

Well too bad my computer is 2GB of ram

[junior rampart]

Grt a 16gb

i saved up 1500$ to get my dream pc

Now i can play gta v in 100fps

[balmy scaffold]

Did i miss all the fun?

[zenith veldt]

Yes

@vague current 5k at 10.54 pace

[broken forge]

hi

[zenith veldt]

hey

[balmy scaffold]

Hey

[zenith veldt]

no.

[balmy scaffold]

That's mean

[zenith veldt]

😎

[balmy scaffold]

You should always say yes

[zenith veldt]

why tho

[balmy scaffold]

New experiences

[zenith veldt]

bleh

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

Its a quiet discord night

[zenith veldt]

It was bumpin earlier

[balmy scaffold]

Usually all my friends are playing ark with me

They all went to bed

[zenith veldt]

Maybe cause youre mean

[balmy scaffold]

How am I mean?

[zenith veldt]

You just are

[balmy scaffold]

Thats not very fair

[zenith veldt]

Lifes not fair

[balmy scaffold]

Pfft

I treat you like gold

[zenith veldt]

I treat you like

Blue

[balmy scaffold]

I am very aware

Painfully so

[zenith veldt]

hehe

[balmy scaffold]

It was such a tease

[zenith veldt]

There

whiner

[balmy scaffold]

You brought it up tonight

Not me

But thank you

[zenith veldt]

The role is called

Skara wont shut up

[balmy scaffold]

Haha

[acoustic schooner]

lol

[balmy scaffold]

I didn't bring it up

😂

[zenith veldt]

fat lie

[balmy scaffold]

Fact

[zenith veldt]

Ponyo ponyo ponyo fishy in the sea

Tiny little fishy, who could you really be

[balmy scaffold]

Ponyo was such a cute movie

[zenith veldt]

Indeed

Im listening to the song

[balmy scaffold]

Thats cute lol

So now that you are done school for a bit

What are your plans?

[zenith veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/guitar-fap-zuraa-serious-playing-guitar-gif-12399950

[balmy scaffold]

Nsfw

Thats not allowed

😉

[zenith veldt]

Its a guitar tho

[acoustic schooner]

He's just playing guitar

[zenith veldt]

dirty mind

[balmy scaffold]

Still

Fap tastic

[zenith veldt]

Im gonna go to California, Georgia, New York and Virginia Beach

[balmy scaffold]

Thats cool

Sounds like a very full summer

[zenith veldt]

Maybe visit mak in georgia

lol

[balmy scaffold]

Do it!

Pictures

You deleted that right as i looked

I didn't see it haha

Damn

[zenith veldt]

perfect

[balmy scaffold]

😒

[zenith veldt]

hehe

You should come visit mak too

[balmy scaffold]

Group outing XD

I went last summer to meet a few of my discord team for my other game

Went camping

Then had a hotel party

It was fun

[zenith veldt]

Discord meet up at Maks house

everyone is invited

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

Gl with that @vague current

[zenith veldt]

He has no say in this

[balmy scaffold]

Lmao

I am sure his wife will be thrilled

[zenith veldt]

She doesnt have to know

[balmy scaffold]

Haha

Just hide everyone in the basement

She will never know

[zenith veldt]

Imagine if 4000 people just showed up to your house one day LMAO

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

It's a party 🎉

[zenith veldt]

"honey who are these people"

Dont worry about it

[balmy scaffold]

Haha

I have one of my staff from England coming for a week and another from Michigan in augest

Should be fun

Burlesque show

Bonfire

Maybe throw a party

[zenith veldt]

ooo

If anyone finds themselves around here they can stay at my place lol

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

[zenith veldt]

Except mak

[balmy scaffold]

Rip

We have all played together for about a year and a half now

[zenith veldt]

I love how the reason we all know each other

[balmy scaffold]

Is games

[zenith veldt]

Is because of a single player game

[balmy scaffold]

Haha

Well we have a common interest

To see this game succeed

Tsk tsk

Put the whiskey away

[zenith veldt]

did I say something

[balmy scaffold]

😂

[zenith veldt]

I think you're seeing things

[balmy scaffold]

I must be

[zenith veldt]

I feel so bad for my friend

[balmy scaffold]

Oh

[zenith veldt]

Some of her credits did not transfer

when she moved schools

So now if she wants to graduate "on time" she has to take 6 summer classes

So no summer for her

[balmy scaffold]

Which friend?

[zenith veldt]

Sara

You know her?

[balmy scaffold]

I'm Sarah

[zenith veldt]

But she is Sara

[balmy scaffold]

Do you know me?

[zenith veldt]

Sara > Sarah

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

Someone that gets there is a difference l

Drives me nuts

[zenith veldt]

Sereh

[balmy scaffold]

No summer does suck

Why didn't they transfer?

[zenith veldt]

idk

Didnt ask

[mental merlin]

sticks his nose in When I changed high schools, I lost two credits and had to take two foreign language courses to graduate, because of differing requirements.

[zenith veldt]

Same kinda thing happened to me

[mental merlin]

...but this was many years ago. lol

[zenith veldt]

I was taking Russian at one school and they didnt have russian at my new school

So I had to take a new language

Aka

American Sign Language

[balmy scaffold]

Russian

That's cool

[mental merlin]

I had to take French and German at the same time. Talk about feuding languages.

[zenith veldt]

I was at one of the only schools that offered russian

In the state I think

[mental merlin]

Mine offered those two, Spanish, and Japanese, which was really nice.

[zenith veldt]

Our teacher was based out of Russia and the class was basically skype

[balmy scaffold]

Oh neat

We only offer French

[mental merlin]

Thinking back, I now feel so old.

[balmy scaffold]

Me too Micah

[zenith veldt]

French, German, ASL, Chinese, Latin, Spanish

[balmy scaffold]

Erve is a baby

[zenith veldt]

Thats what my school offered

[mental merlin]

Latin?

[zenith veldt]

Yep

[mental merlin]

Dum vivimus vivamus?

[zenith veldt]

Uh

no

No ingles

[mental merlin]

Latin

lol

[zenith veldt]

Also

I am not a baby

[mental merlin]

You know, the stuff they speak in Latin America. 😛

[zenith veldt]

I'm in college

[mental merlin]

LOL

[zenith veldt]

Micah how old are you

[mental merlin]

I was in college in 1993.

😄

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

[zenith veldt]

Skara was in college in the 40s

[balmy scaffold]

Yay I'm not the oldest

[mental merlin]

I'm turning the magical Colt age this year.

[zenith veldt]

69

[mental merlin]

45

[zenith veldt]

Same thing

[balmy scaffold]

Haha

Fml

That was funny

I needed that

[mental merlin]

Which part?

[zenith veldt]

I should do stand up comedy

Im hilarious

[mental merlin]

Colt 45 or 69?

[balmy scaffold]

Same thing

[mental merlin]

Gotcha

[balmy scaffold]

Thats what made me laugh

[mental merlin]

Well... to the youngins, 45 is as old as 69, but not as funny.

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

32 and counting

Slowly

[mental merlin]

Backwards?

[balmy scaffold]

Crawling forward

[zenith veldt]

Micah could be my dad

Jesus

[mental merlin]

Silly... you stop going forward when you hit 30, then backtrack to 29 and stay "and counting".

[zenith veldt]

Maybe he is my dad

[mental merlin]

Maybe I am.

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

He could be

[mental merlin]

I've known a few women, in my time.

[zenith veldt]

Well my dads name is Michael not Micah

But close enough

[balmy scaffold]

Its ok

[mental merlin]

Nah, just misheard.

[zenith veldt]

Oh silly me

[balmy scaffold]

You are still young enough to adopt

[mental merlin]

Nope.

[zenith veldt]

Someone please adopt me

[balmy scaffold]

😂

[mental merlin]

Cut off age is 35.

[zenith veldt]

Skara

Adopt me

[balmy scaffold]

You want to live in Canada?

[mental merlin]

Yes, please.

[balmy scaffold]

I'll adopt you

[zenith veldt]

No I'll stay here

[balmy scaffold]

Canada rocks

You are missing out

[mental merlin]

I hear Canadia is nicer for creative types to inhabit.

[balmy scaffold]

I suppose

[zenith veldt]

I like my guns I'll stay here

[mental merlin]

I like avoiding people who like their guns. lol

[balmy scaffold]

I like not filing bankrupt because i got the flu

[mental merlin]

^^^

[balmy scaffold]

My meds are free

[zenith veldt]

Who gets the flu anymore

[balmy scaffold]

My doc visits are free

[zenith veldt]

I'm sorry

[balmy scaffold]

Literally millions every year

[mental merlin]

Hell, I just recently had to avoid an ER visit, or I would have been hospitalized.

[balmy scaffold]

Thats who

[zenith veldt]

Weaklings

[mental merlin]

Hardly.

[balmy scaffold]

Ya hospital visits are free

[mental merlin]

I gritted my teeth through what the clinic doc called "overinflated intestines with serious bruising".

[balmy scaffold]

Damn

It's crazy in the states

[mental merlin]

Still hurts like hell to eat or drink anything.

[balmy scaffold]

The suffering is real there

[zenith veldt]

You have higher tax rates, doc visit isnt free you just think it is

[balmy scaffold]

It comes off my taxes

A small percent

[mental merlin]

What people pay in taxes is more than made up for in what they get for free or reduced cost.

[balmy scaffold]

Enough that i barely notice

[zenith veldt]

I

[balmy scaffold]

Very fukn true

Yaya

[zenith veldt]

I'll take my money and do what I want with it

[balmy scaffold]

I*

[zenith veldt]

I hate paying for the bums

[balmy scaffold]

You don't though

[zenith veldt]

I've seen where social money goes in the US

[balmy scaffold]

You still pay fpr social programs

[zenith veldt]

Moms with 7 kids who use thier EBT money to buy crack

[balmy scaffold]

Ya no where

Its disgusting

[mental merlin]

Friend of my mother's had to go to Australia for treatment of his hemochromatosis because the U.S. charged him over $250k just to bleed him ever so often. AUS charged him $10k.

[balmy scaffold]

Fact is health is a right not a privilege

[zenith veldt]

Not a right

I disagree

[balmy scaffold]

It is

[mental merlin]

Human rights.

[balmy scaffold]

Everyone has the right to be healthy

[mental merlin]

Even in the U.S. people have"the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness".

[balmy scaffold]

What we pay in taxes a year for health is the same as your new runners

Just saying

[mental merlin]

Also, medical care in the states is awful... at least in my area.

[balmy scaffold]

That is pennies for health

[mental merlin]

This is where medical schools send their D-students.

[balmy scaffold]

Its aweful everywhere

Dont get that twisted

Better in some places

Barely

But for the most part crap

[mental merlin]

The ER here recently killed my cousin's wife.

[balmy scaffold]

My grandmother had a cloth left inside her for 2 months after a bypass

Sorry to hear that

[mental merlin]

Same place has been sued more than a dozen times in the past 20 years, and had more than twice as many out-of-court settlements.

[balmy scaffold]

They usually always settle if possible

[mental merlin]

That's not even counting all the times people had to go seek treatment elsewhere.

But anyways...

Enough about reality that sucks.

lol

I'm going to attempt to excuse my next question by claiming only having played this game for a couple days:

Any clue when dinos are coming out?

[zenith veldt]

In a few weeks

[mental merlin]

Sweet

[balmy scaffold]

Yeah it will look awesome

They have done such a good job on it

[zenith veldt]

The poly count was actually a little too high

They had to turn it down a bit lol

[mental merlin]

Polygons, or ovals?

[zenith veldt]

Poly

[mental merlin]

I mean using ovals makes a smoother graphic, but takes a LOT more work.

Like Final Fantasy Spirits Within level of work.

[zenith veldt]

No ovals around here

[balmy scaffold]

😥 i need blue gems

Rip

So what ever happened with Hannah?

That was her name right?

[zenith veldt]

I know a hannah yes

I know 4 or 5 actually lol

[balmy scaffold]

You know who I am talking about 😒

[zenith veldt]

😂

[balmy scaffold]

Smartass

[zenith veldt]

thats me

[balmy scaffold]

I know

[zenith veldt]

Im playing blackjack but I should be sleeping

[balmy scaffold]

Why

You have work?

[zenith veldt]

yep

[balmy scaffold]

Early?

[zenith veldt]

1 pm

[balmy scaffold]

Ya then you don't need sleep

[zenith veldt]

Okay I'll just keep losing money

Actually im +919 right now

[balmy scaffold]

Why stop when you're ahead? 🤷

[zenith veldt]

Im pretty good a C21

[balmy scaffold]

Cash out

Dont blow it

[zenith veldt]

Im betting 5 at a time

[balmy scaffold]

Well don't lose your money

[zenith veldt]

Not even real money smh

[fierce relic]

I hate my nightmares

[zenith veldt]

Im sure they hate you too

[fierce relic]

Yesterday my nightmare was about maggots, now it's about possesion

[zenith veldt]

i thought that said Poseidon at first

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

[zenith veldt]

he is my favorite god btw

[balmy scaffold]

Maybe you are tired

[mental merlin]

Nightmares suck.

[zenith veldt]

Love him to death

[fierce relic]

I can physically tell you how the maggots feel.

[mental merlin]

Same. Real life experience.

[zenith veldt]

Me too

[fierce relic]

I get scarred by my nightmares.

[zenith veldt]

ever had Casu marzu

[fierce relic]

No

[zenith veldt]

Maggot cheese

[fierce relic]

Now i never will

[mental merlin]

Italian cheese?

[zenith veldt]

Indeed

[mental merlin]

The kind you have to wear goggles for?

[zenith veldt]

Uh what

[mental merlin]

I'm thinking of a cheese that has jumping maggots inside.

[zenith veldt]

Never seen anyone wear goggles while eating it lol

[fierce relic]

Tf is this cheese yall eating

Sounds nasty

[mental merlin]

Not I.

[fierce relic]

Stop please delete

I have a phobia towards maggots

[mental merlin]

I had to help a buddy clean up his father's apartment. The guy was found dead after two weeks in the summer.

[zenith veldt]

It tastes pretty good

[mental merlin]

Sorry, Damien.

[zenith veldt]

Skara if I'm betting 5 at a time its gonna be a while before I go broke

[balmy scaffold]

Then stop playing

[fierce relic]

What's that

[zenith veldt]

Uh

My bank account

Lol jk

[mental merlin]

Kickstarter has been kind to you. lol

[zenith veldt]

Professional Scammer

scammerman

[balmy scaffold]

Lmao

[mental merlin]

Don't say that. I get fraud calls all day long, thanks to U.S. Cellular.

[zenith veldt]

Just give em your bank info and they will leave you alone

ez

[mental merlin]

Oh, no... I prefer to mess with them until they scream and cry.

[fierce relic]

Wdym real life experience micah?

You've had rotting flesh before?

[zenith veldt]

I think he has seen it

[mental merlin]

My buddy's dad died in his apartment, and wasn't found until two weeks later... in summer.

[fierce relic]

Murder?

[mental merlin]

No, heart attack.

[fierce relic]

I've seen it in plenty of cats.

[mental merlin]

He was lying in his place, dead, for two weeks in extreme heat.

[zenith veldt]

Thats how I feel most of the time

[mental merlin]

Can't drink Jack Daniels any more, due to that.

[fierce relic]

That's a plus side ig.

[mental merlin]

The smell.

[fierce relic]

Alright no more in depth I'm gonna sleep soon

Its 2:38am

Sleep again soon*

[mental merlin]

Yeah, I found Bushmills 1608, which is infinitely better. lol

[zenith veldt]

Left +1033 Skara

[acoustic schooner]

So glad I decided to pop in Discord right now

[mental merlin]

I saw you were playing Clicker Heroes. I used to play that religiously.

[fierce relic]

Tacocubes you're in this chat too?

[acoustic schooner]

I help moderate

[fierce relic]

Oh wrong person

Thought you were that taco

Lmao

[acoustic schooner]

And yeah I always just leave that game running in the background

[mental merlin]

Love those chests, especially when they get over level 1k.

[balmy scaffold]

Good night you guys

[mental merlin]

Night Skara

[acoustic schooner]

Well, @fierce relic there's plenty of tacos...

Good night @balmy scaffold

[zenith veldt]

night

[broken forge]

hi

[hasty bobcat]

Taco taco

Burito burito

[safe leaf]

привет

есть русские

[desert pebble]

Hey everyone, I've reset the game twice, and now I have 16 metabits, 2 in the bank. My next 2 important upgrades are 25 and 40 for idle capacity and simulation speed respectively, or one for 12 with 1% idle entropy tap. I get to idea generation in mere minutes, so that doesn't seem like a worthwhile upgrade. Problem is, I'm not earning enough ideas to pass rovers, and therefore not earning enough megabits. What do I do?

[stark cradle]

focus on the upgrades that make the simulation 100 percent faster

then it will make ur life way easier

thats what i did, focused on those upgrades, and it was just way faster and easier to get all kinds of stuff

[grizzled mica]

Aren't there quite some jumps for the prices of megabits? I mean first 50 tausend and the next on is 1 million??

[lament crow]

Hello

[cedar perch]

sup

(i'm brazilian so my english isn't too good some error alert me pls)

[lament crow]

Hi

Wth

😂

[balmy berry]

So like; after you get all the upgrades, the game takes like 10 minutes to blitz through and there haven't been any significant changes for as long as I can remember. Is this project dead, or is it still going somewhere

Also I'm not sure where you got the simulator, but Deimos is moving way too fast

[stark cradle]

How do i become a Reality Expert?

[acoustic schooner]

Chances are, the answer to your question is in a pinned message

[stark cradle]

Cant find it

[acoustic schooner]

#🏆-share-your-prestige

[stark cradle]

Thx

[mental merlin]

I'm not certain why, but I keep slowing down to a crawl and not gathering any MetaBits. It takes so long to gain enough to gather a single MetaBit that I just close the game and come back to it 6 hours later, or so.

And still, going super slow.

Anyone have any advice on how to speed up gathering and production?

[crystal portal]

Sometimes it seems like the image of the dinosaurs in the tech tree of life exists only to torment me and test my patience.

[stark cradle]

XD, so true

[balmy scaffold]

@mental merlin when it slows down then it's time to reset

[mental merlin]

Before getting a single MetaBit?

[balmy scaffold]

Oh you havent gotten even one yet

Yeah it's slow to start

[mental merlin]

The slowdown happens just before getting a first MetaBit.

It took me half a day to get like 30 MetaBits the first time through. This time, it's all much slower.

[balmy scaffold]

It shouldnt be much slower

In fact it should be faster because you started unlocking speed boosts

[mental merlin]

It's taken me a full day to get 2.

[balmy scaffold]

Are you buying the top items

[mental merlin]

Yeah.

[balmy scaffold]

Did you use the first time and not this time?

[mental merlin]

I got two free ones with my first run through.

[balmy scaffold]

Mobile or pc?

[mental merlin]

PC

[balmy scaffold]

Me too

Im not sure what to tell you

[mental merlin]

Maybe I shouldn't be buying anything but top stuff.

[balmy scaffold]

Well what are your numbers like?

Take them to the achievements

Then move to the next highest

When it was hard at the start I bought everything by the 10

[balmy berry]

The thought of anyone paying money on this game right now is ludicrous. It's going to need a massive update to keep people interesting.

Basically the game goes: blitz through most of the content; spend a few days grinding to terraform mars/prestiging until you have all the upgrades; look at a picture of a dinosaur and wait for "the beyond" while you pile up absurd amounts of influence.

On a side note I'd be willing to pay a couple bucks if there was actually new content that wasn't exhausted within a couple days

[balmy scaffold]

This game is still very early in development and those of us that have paid for metabits up to this point are doing so knowing that the funds are actually going to help further the game
These things take time and Its a wonderful game

Like most games balancing will come in time but new content is important and they will release dinos when they are ready and hopefully bug free

[livid nest]

I have 2 google play accounts.
Can I be a beta tester in both?
in the main one I have the very advanced game (400M) and I want to follow it.
and I want to start one game from the beginning in the other.

[clear walrus]

Is there a way to connect pc-cellphone?

[balmy berry]

I feel like it's been on my phone forever....I guess these things take time?

[balmy scaffold]

They do

These guys are developing this game on their own time

They still have jobs

And you can link the game to your google account now @clear walrus

[clear walrus]

But only the google account? I actually have my pc game linked to steam so... google account wouldn't be that much helpful

[balmy scaffold]

For right now That's what we have

[clear walrus]

Oh okay, thanks for the help!

[balmy scaffold]

Yw

[clear walrus]

All i needed to know :)

[balmy scaffold]

😉

[clear walrus]

Having some trouble with my pc/energy due to a strong rain that just happened today so i guess I'll have to be logged off the game for a couple days

[balmy scaffold]

Ya i also started on pc

[clear walrus]

Which is definitely a bummer

[balmy scaffold]

Whwn i tried to play on mobile it just seemed so slow

I was like i will stick to steam XD

[clear walrus]

lol

[balmy berry]

It certainly does have some interesting featurws that other idle clickers don't. But I think the beginning should be harder and there should be more strategy involved. Right now it's basically: unlock a primary; spam research upgrades; move on. There isn't much time for all the interesting research elements to be appreciated.

My favorite thing to do in game atm is watch the shark

[clear walrus]

It's still in development

[balmy scaffold]

@balmy berry are you beta testing?

Maybe that is something you would be interested in

[balmy berry]

How does it work?

[balmy scaffold]

#📢-announcements

You may have to scroll back a bit

But they are actively working on this game all the time

There are a lot of things you dont see without being in the beta

I think you would enjoy it

[balmy berry]

Sounds like it for sure

How do I apply?

Lol I'm lazy sorry I'll look it up

[balmy scaffold]

There is a form

[clear walrus]

There's also for steam if you'd like

[balmy scaffold]

If you play on pc its different

[balmy berry]

Sweet I applied thanks.

[balmy scaffold]

Yw

Not sure how frequently lunch is adding to the beta right now

You can ask erve later to check on it if you don't hear back soon ok

[mental merlin]

I remember beta testing games.

Fun times, until they weren't. lol

[balmy scaffold]

Lol

[mental merlin]

Usually the companies and devs were really cool.

One game ruined it all for me.

Rose Online

[balmy scaffold]

Never heard of it

[mental merlin]

Exactly

[balmy scaffold]

LMAO

[mental merlin]

The devs were awful people, and the nepotism in choosing mods was obvious.

[balmy scaffold]

Unfortunate

[mental merlin]

I was beta testing, working for that company, and they wanted me to pay them for the privilege.

[balmy scaffold]

Terrible

But i get it

Sounds like all browser games these days

[mental merlin]

They demanded beta testers pay to beta test their content past the newbie zone.

[balmy scaffold]

Uhh

No way

[mental merlin]

Exactly.

[balmy scaffold]

Not paying to play nothing but bugs

[mental merlin]

The mods were unhelpful, and even rude to us.

One mod was flirting with a beta tester (who was not interested, as she said later), and when I asked him a question, he snapped on me and told me to get lost.

The group I was part of all walked out, citing every single issue not related to the game code.

Just couldn't get back into that, afterwards.

[balmy scaffold]

Its to bad that the devs allowed that kind of thing to happen

[mental merlin]

Though I did try out All Out War 4025.

[junior rampart]

sounds like an average day in hell

[mental merlin]

It could have been a fun browser game, but the single dev refused to ask for help, and focused on "paying customers". Once RL got to be too much, he let it all slide.

It was a Battletech-type game.

[junior rampart]

Just make your own games

🤔

[balmy scaffold]

I have been admining a pokemon browser game for the last year

I just rage quit today

[mental merlin]

Great idea. Once I gather all the money I'll need to learn a code language or five, I'll get right on making my own game. 😛

Ouch.

[clear walrus]

Learn Java firsy

First

[mental merlin]

Finally hit "screw it", huh?

[junior rampart]

good wallpaper