#💬-cells-chat
1 messages · Page 529 of 1
I'll be posting my proof before your proof
First person to post 1b screenshot is king
You got some catching up to do
And the challenge is on
My game remains on 24/7
Better get with them reboots
Oh boi
I have 756 reality upgrades
Show us dem metabits
Oh fucc
763+x=?
That's a no batman
How many reboots are you on erve
14 reboots
*jerm
Damn man....14 only?!?! As long as you have played that's crazy
Well
It was autocorrect
I bet you could have already been 1 bil
SC Johnson
Hehe
I'll reboot every hour if I have to
First person to 13.1 miles then?
Fastest half marathon time
I will hail my loyalty to the person that proofs it first
bows
definitely liking the new update. being able to have it windowed on PC, the upgrade reorder. all in all A+ so far
^
Makivelii has left the discord
I forgot how to do italics
||OOF||
aw, no new reality wengine options
I put the milk in before the cereal
Kicks
That's just weird
Mak I did a 6 miler yesterday
GJ
First long run of many to come
Are you guys running a fuckin marathon or somthing?
yes we are
More power to you man, you are crushing it...just took me a lot longer to build to that

I'm also no spring chicken anymore
Ive got an 8 week plan for myself right now building up to 32 miles a week
Lemme find the paper I forgot lol
Im going to have to start jogging
That's in hours
Right now I'm nowhere near that mileage but I'm still building
dinos not in the standard build yet?
Miles?
yes
Damn
Then I switch to a 6 run a week schedule
32 miles in a week
Im gonna try hard to follow this schedule but I'll see what my body tells me
Right now I'm doing fine
And I did 19.7 miles this week
That's good
I did 2 km today
I can only wish
How the @*$% are you doing more miles than me already
I'm a robot
He is the king ^
Where did you come up with that plan?
From my brain
Interesting
interesting
We'll see if it works
Huh
I feel like Mak is doubting me lol

No just dumbfounded
I've been busting my ass for past 3 months and you are a week or two in and breaking my mileage
Feels bad man
Give me a time to beat on the half marathon
?
I need something to aim for
What are Shinsplints
Well I'm shooting for 4:10 or better
We need to ping everyone so that they talk
I think it's a realistic goal cause when I purposely run slow I'm still doing about 9:20 per mile
I just hit my first sub 11 minute mile yesterday
Holy shit
Well 3/6 were sub 11
3 and 6 or 3-6
I'm so confused
Or 3 out of 6
You should do a 12 minute cooper test
Do a 5 minute warm up, then run 12 minutes at maximum effort
Whats the benefit of that
It is a determination of how fit you are
Lemme find a chart
I can do 1.62 miles is 12 minutes on that test
I'll do that right now
How old are you? I thought you were in your 20s?
19
okay be back soon
Godspeed
Any more word on Android update? Was really hoping it'd be out by now. They said soon 7 hours ago. I'm dying to try this update
lol was gonna say that there's been no word since the Steam release but apparently since you got it, it's out now
Not for me
Have you already tried restarting your phone
No. Would that work?
I am in beta so idk....but I think the update I got was the new one since it was today
Worth a shot
Brb
If its Google you could try deleting Google play cache in your app settings
1.32 miles
Damn, what did you do? Leave for the door immediately?
Didnt have to throw on no clothes or shoes?
Lol
I want to do this on a track
Well, restarting didn't work 😭
D
Tomorrow I’ll go to a school and use the track and then give you my mileage
There is no flat land near me and it sucks
9 minute mile is good though but that did make me feel better knowing instill got you there even if you are a freak already doing 20 mile a week
I have no doubt about that
Going for 1:30 half marathon
Kof
Go big or go home
Oof
Cmon coach let’s hear some encouragement
Theres two to delete, Google play games and Google play services
Delete cache not data
Yea that's nuts for me to think of that pace for 13.q miles
i have returned
13.1
Yup. Just did. Went a couple steps farther and deleted cache and data from both play store and play services. No luck
I did 7:24 mile for just over 1.5 and that was all I had
I got 190 days to train
Yea that's true, but so do i....but I'm setting my bar auite a few notches lower...
I'll be a young running legend
You have a lot more competition in your age bracket...I think I'll be able to place well in mine
I'll beat all these scrubs
I want to beat 10min per mile but I'm guessing I'll do 8:30ish
I just realized this thing starts at 7.30 am
Yea that's good though
Cooler weather helps keep heartrate lower
So maybe I'll have an edge training in this bullshit weather we have here through the summer
Its 50 out right now
I've been drinking beer tonight so it wont be my run tomorrow but maybe Thursday I'll wake up before work for my run....all my runs right now have been in almost 90 degree heat
Yea but Richmond is pretty flat for the most part
The elevation change from start to finish is 50 feet
Yea that ain't shit
Exactly
You have an advantage over me where you are, you can do some proper hill training
For my hill workouts I have to either do it on a treadmill or drive almost an hour away
A good hill workout once a week is HUGE for your training
Yea but every run I do is a damn hill workout
I'll be cruising on a flat half mile stretch then BOOM 1.5 mile incline
Nah it aint
And I'm dead half way through
I mean a whole workout of nothing but running up a hill then back down over and over and pushing pace each time up
Each time up you gotta run faster
Just like up and down the same hill?
We got a damn 25 degree incline just down the street
I'll start doing all that interval training and stuff later on
I just need to run miles and lose some weight for now
Dropping weight will be a big help too
I got a bit of jiggle that annoys the hell out of me right now 😂
I'm still working on that myself
I'd say I'm 10lbs over what I usually am
From stress eating and not workout out at all
thanks school
You know they recommend replacing your running shoes every 400 miles?
High mileage running like you are talking is expensive
Yea I guess
I have a mileage tracker on my garmin for my shoes and I have it set to 500 miles
I just wanna get up to 40 ish a week
In reality since I am heavier than I should be I really should replace my shoes closer to 300 miles but I'm cheap
40ish a week is a lot man
Even the elite marathon runners barely break that
if Kipchoge can do 130 I can do 40
Ultra marathon people do higher but that's a much slower pace and there long runs are crazy
Kipchoge is not human though
He is machine
I'll be a machine one day
Welp, still no luck. Tried deleted the Google account off my tablet and then readding it. Nothing. I guess I'm just waiting. RIP 😭
I also read that your running peak is at 29
So I only got 10 years to become a machine
Marathon running is a little different though
Most marathoners hit their prime later
Oh well then its a good thing im starting early
All these elite runners weigh like 128
Yea if you stick with it the way you are now you will be a beast
I need to drop like 50 pounds lmao
Since you are determined to just go all willy nilly and make up your own plan, do you know about the 10% rule?
only increase by 10% a week at max
My weeks look like
19.7/20.7/22.2/23.1/25/25.7/28
Dont ask where these numbers come from
My training plan is the best in the business
It's not bad looking
I'd consider slacking more on 3 of your runs to give your long run more mileage
There isnt much of a difference for your regular runs from your long runs
Right now my short runs are about 3-5 miles and then long run is about 8-10
Yea the difference between short and long in week 8 is only 3 miles
Might need some revision
For the later week at last
Next week short is 3.1 and long is 6.5
mid-long is 5
And this is just something you came up with?
yes
Why wouldnt you use a plan from a running coach
Uh
Because I'm going based on what I think I can do
Not what someone else thinks I can do
If I get to week 4 or something and feel like I'm gonna die I'll cut back
But right now my legs wanna run every day
My mind tells me I can crush a 5k at 18 minutes but I know my legs would fall off the next day
After my 6 mile I woke up with less ache then the day before
The worst ache I've had I really was 2 days after the first run
Hardest part is just getting started
Totally different mechanics though
I have pretty beefy legs too
And taekwondo wont raise lactate threshold
The way I did would
I was doing 3+ hours a day 6 days a week
I was an instructor, head of the sparring team and head of the demo team
Back when I was good at something
🤣 you already good at running
Pace will come later, you really are killing it on distance
my 9 minute mile says no
See my above comment
I wouldnt even bother with pace at all until you are doing at least 10milers
Then those fartleks will be key
But you have almonds 😄
Ive been snacking on those throughout the day
They are quite good
chocolate milk is also good
I am horrible about my diet....I'm really good for consistency in training and stretching/yoga but I could improve a ton if I could conform my diet
I have 8 more achievements till I'm fully done
I have 2
I have all 145/145....thanks beta smh
I dont drink soda...but drink too much beer and monsters
No body armor?
And those yes
Lol
I have one with breakfast every day
I drink them post run now
Along with all my vitamins
Do you take glucosamine?
I'm fat and dont care about my body, I'm not depressed or anything I just like food
Guess I need to start self depreciating myself
It's really good for joint health. Your meniscus in your knee takes a beating from running and glucosamine can help a ton to keep it healthy
Right now I take a multi/fish oil/zinc/b3
@fierce relic I care about fitness but not so much my body lol if that makes any sense
I cant do the fish oil...I sweat too much
Niacin is good if you need to get clean faster for a piss test
lol
I'll pick up some Glucosamine when I go to the store later
Add to my growing collection of pills
Eventually I will have so many I can skip breakfast
I'm waiting on meals to be like they are in the matrix
Just go that has everything you need
Goop
I'd rather eat almonds
I'd rather eat bacon wrapped steak with a lobster tail
Mashed potatoes and asparagus
And a cold beer
Perfect meal
As long as the steak is rare
I take mine medium rare
I dont want all my food to have blood on it, medium rare is the perfect steak
Trade secret, it's usually not blood
And that gif is deserved is I said well done
I know it's not actually blood
I forget the name but most associate it to blood
myoglobin
Yea that's it
Either way I dont want a cold steak
When I grill, I will sear them first for 1 minute on each side then grill them for about 2-3 minutes a side at about 550°
See I just stop at the 1 minute on each side
I'll eat it straight out the package
No thanks
Cmon Mak you gotta get in tune with your 75000 year old ancestors
Trex had large teeth, tiny brain
sounds like me
Cooking food just allowed for it to be stored, so less time had to be spent hunting...so really it was a bad example
But either way medium rare is best steak
Cooking food also allows more energy to be consumed from the food
I do but not enough to keep the freezer loaded with meat all year
I’m about to do some hunting at the local grocery store
Spinach
That’s on the list
Garlic
Superfood
Hahaha no but it is really good for you
Great for heart health
How bout some salmon
Salmon is expensive at this place
Unless I talk to John and get a discount sticker put on
But he’s not there
Its expensive everywhere but sooo good
Nice cedar or pecan plank to grill it on
Mmmmmm
Some hickory woodchips
I need eggs
3 raw eggs for breakfast
More carrots
Snap beans
You need some kimchi in your life
There are so many Korean restaurants and stores near you....you dknt know how lucky you are
I don’t really like Korean
Good morning
morning
What c2s art channel removed
We did that earlier
At end of month
Its hilarious
It will be hard to make poem
A haiku
Hi tobacco cubes 😅
Hi thing everyone keeps asking when it's coming out
Bug ?
Any tips for the last 4 achievements? I’ve got everything else in the game but I’m having problems with Settlement, Factory and City
thats about where i am.. just slowly collecting my way towards them but 250 settlements is at 79+K Decillion for me atm (i buy in clusters of 10 when i can afford them or wait till i can..)
best game i have played about science
this is actualy helping me to understand concepts i missed on biology classes
thanks
Is the game broken for anyone else since the new update? I have -2E9 metabits, and now when I start a new simulation I can't buy anything
Hello
I've just completed the whole game and don't know what I can do now
Is there some information when the colonization of the galaxy will be available?
Heyy?
Is there anyone?
Yes im there
No dates
I hope they add the interestellar age
Cruentlly the game can be done legit in a week or less im not jk
I did it in 9 days without playing a lot
Intergalactic age could be there too
Yeah
Cool
I hope Ted will add some more simulation upgrades
Right now I am waiting for dinosaurs and intergalactic age
interestellar age
we dont even can travel to stars, less to galaxies atm
about simulation upgrades, im cruentlly trying to buy last one, just 15m metabites left or less
Hey does anyone know how to get do the dinosaurs?
@toxic mural the devs are still working on the update, we did have a beta going for it.
But it was pulled so they can get it ready for release.
Oh okay Thanks! @hasty bobcat
Hello
@steep dome sorry for bothering - but i just had an update and started the game again after 2 weeks, and got this one:
it's a known numbering bug I think, the devs are looking for a fix.
I don't know why it's happening, but that may be a good idea.
i was short before beeing able to buy last update XD
Like I said the devs are looking into it.
thx for answer anyways
Hi all! I've a Question for those in the know. I'm just starting out on the singularity and choosing from the meta menu. For super Neurons, it says it gives +10. But, +10 what?
@grizzled basin That's it? Hardly helpful when saving up quadrillions of ideas
its needed on way for the next one
it's a small spelling issue.
there you get +2% of your ideas/sec
But at 125 metabits, that's a big chunk for a shitty gain
haha - i need 65 M for the next upgrade - so what?
Considering how long it takes to get the 125 at the start though.
super neurons are not for starters XD
Probably the most helpful upgrade is speed upgrade
I've done the basic speed upgrades. There's another but it's 400. Saying that, I think knowing what I know now, I'd rather save for the 400
for thinking on next niveau (or however its called in english) you need both lines
Maybe I'll take that route once I can harvest them easier and it's not such a chore for 125
P.s, does anyone else think the Mars rover graphic could be done better?
Well... Indeed +10 idea/click isn't much. It save a little time to get stone age, and probably it is all when you can really notice the differance.
yeah
thats the whole path
we know
spoiler...
Only if they speak German. I don't.
but you see the path
removed XD
ok nice
It's like seeing a woman with her clothes on. It's not a spoiler for the nudity
i just wanted to show him, that "neurons" are not for beginners upgrade
although 10 per click is not that less - its 1000/second
yeah but useless upgrade tbh
if you have the metabites to buy that
once you get stone age you will get singularity in 1 minute...
i need about 20 minutes from singularity to all upgrades back to 250 (the last 4 to 50)
ok.
Last 4 is the most interesting...
i know XD
keeps being useless upgrade
(speaking about last 4 i mean 2 of each kind)
It's definitely easier on a phone than a pc. 1 tap versus 10 a time. I give my daughter the phone and she taps will all 10 digits and all the taps count.
but i have to admit - i have all upgrades exept "Multiversal acceleration"
@raven pawn not if you use a klicker-script - 0.001 per klick = 1000 klicks per second
i wanna see your daughter XD
Why?
Well... I guess game don't allow that many click/second
but nevertheless. even with script active its just about 40% of scores - the most scores you get from passive income
Most of my scores have been from active play tbf
so speed is very very important
The x30 meteor has been my friend
i mean active play, but the income from upgrades - not klicking - thats about 60%
Gotcha
but since i lost my 57 M megabits because of that bug, i rather stop and wait until a fix is done
Hi
can't buy anything mmm i know there's a bug going on
ngl the game helped me with my biology exam earlier
lol awesome
then what is it
I would think it's fairly obvious
just upgraded! Why dinosaurs are deactivated again? and what are the third counter that seems like an broken egg?
Plz, what does this mean?
That's just the dinosaur currency earned through the dinosaur tree, which is not yet available
Hi all
Ok tacocubes thx.
Ori, i did have dinos. but not anymore, Witing for further updates
I have restart my game with negative Metabits but now i'm stuck here :
Thanks Team. The update helped me 😉
@zenith veldt how did your final go?
Hopefully haha
I have faith 🙌
I shoot messengers

😂
The are dinosaurs are gone on beta?
Yes
Today is a rest day for you erve?
Of course it isnt lol
@soft totem btw where are you from
How i can Get the dinossaurs
You can't
Ouuuunnnnn
i live in france bro
wow bro
😜
ohh hello
Yo bro
Alguém Br?
?
Lol i had already deleted all of mine lol
Omg
What









Snowmode coming 

I just found a spoon in my bed
lol okay :V
... had to throw almost a year's long save because no matter how many times i restarted the simulation, couldn't buy anything ..
Feels bad man
Same thing
I killed it today because of you erve
what did I do
Making too much progress too fast so I pushed it harder today
Did a 4 mile tempo run at 195 footfalls/minute
good job
Pace averaged about 8:15
Started faster but then started getting tired and slowed down while still keeping cadence up
I need so bad to wake up and make my runs in the morning but I cant bring myself to do that
It's so damn hot out, but today really wasnt too humid so it wasnt bad
sup
hey
@civic kettle hello
hi
Hello @civic kettle
@vague current I just pushed myself and absolutely DESTROYED my previous 5k time
Went from 11.45 to 10.16
That's pace right?
yea
Damn nice improvement
I was not running 3 minute miles lol
You had gained so fast on me I thought you might have overtaken Kipchoge
Imagine getting overthrown by some 19 year old who has been running for a week
4.5 minute drop in time is awesome
Meanwhile I enjoying a nice scotch right now
Im*
I kinda broke down towards the end and started sucking in the 40 degree air so now I have a light headache
I wish I could run in 40 degree air
Hell even let me run in 70 degree
This 85-90+ is killing me
I'd switch with you
Last week when it was 70 I loved it
The cold air makes my chest ache
Yea 70 is nice, but I get that here
The cold air is so good for running though. More oxygen per breath
55-65 is my ideal range for favorite conditions
How your legs doing with the mileage? Any aches?
They still feel fine
That's not an answer though
wym
I couldnt tell you how many time I hear runners say they are good and keep running. An appropriate answer is they ache, or they dont ache at all
Hi
No stitch yet
How are you
I'm good just wishing I was young like erve
I eat 1 tortilla before I go on a run
Then I could run without repercussion
Why
Its just what I do lol
Lol, I asked about the stitch cause it comes from breathing and you mentioned your chest
I have no chest issues running just leg issues with my shins sometimes
I've only ever got a stitch after eating a lot and then trying to run or do anything
Which is why I said I only eat a tortilla
carbs carbs carbs
I dont eat before a run
You have go through that age period.
And now you have more experience than us..
And carb loading is useless unless you are doing like 15 miles or more
You wont ever get into those glucose reserves in a short run

It's like eating saltines when your stomach hurts
I didnt know people do that
For me though I just prefer no eating pre run.
I always eat before i do anything
Do you eat before you eat?
Oh fucc
How can youbeat before you eat? It's an endless cycle because to eat you would of had to eat already
Oh shit
Therefore you cant eat
Prevail your secrets?
I’m buying a scale so I can keep track of my weight
Hmmm not sure that makes sense
Cause I realized I have no idea how much I weigh rn
@vague current
I can run faster than thomas
But can you run faster then Thomas the dank tank engine?
Bruh
If I weigh 300 pounds I’ll get liposuction
If I weigh more than 200 I’ll be concerned
The scale I have is made by Weight Gurus. It's not expensive and syncs to an app on my phone
Tracks weight, water ratio, muscle mass, bmi
Fancy
It's just nice cause I step on it for about 3 seconds then it sends it to my phone automatically and I can track it there without me doing anything
My wife used to work at bed bath and beyond and got it dirt cheap
BB&B is the shit
Is BBB still around
Oh yea
Oh
Well I try to stay away from centerville
On the agenda tomorrow is a 5 mile run
YES
What a good inspirational quote
Jeremiah I just almost died cutting my pace by a 1.30
I cannot cut another 3 minutes
Yea 1.30 off your pace is a ugggeee jump
When I make an improvement itll be like a minute off a 30 minute run lol
You do it
Hardik said he is going to start running too
Speak of the devil
Hi Jeremiah
Hi
Look Jeremiah the devil said hi
😱
Gn
Sd
Crunchy is the best anyways
Not when you just wanna eat it off the spoon
😅 👆
You got a thicc left leg
I got some healthy calves
Yea
19 1/4
Chonky
Lol not fat my friend....all my fat is in my gut
You got like 20 lbs of calf meat
Well I do weigh 205 right now
Lol I think my calf is same size as your thigh
No wonder you making such good progress
Does your watch tell you stride length or cadence?
😲
I'm averaging about 160-170 unless I do a tempo run like today
Yea mine is low
1.06m avg stride length
My legs aren’t what is stopping me right now It’s my breathing
If I try to pick up the pace I run out of breath
A conversation pace is ideal for your longer runs. If you are running and cant easily do a full sentence then slow it down
Shorter runs are fine to go higher effort
Cya m8
❤
If we're competing for smallest calves
I am always late to the party
got me beat for smallest.. mine is in a constant state of swollen
the thing is I don't eat; I'm 16 and I weigh 130 Lbs.
go eat a sammich
I do but my metabolism just says, "I'm not keeping that."
Anklets are traditionally worn by women looking for sex lolol
well i'm a constantly horny gay man so...
Hello friends
welcome back
😊
Binky Googunky
absolutely not; we stay far away from there
😂 😂
And that’s the TEA
🍵
Bye sister
oh my fkng god
😂😂😂😂
Oh No
Hehe
too soon?
😂😂😂😂
Shoukd i know who that is?
😐
?
Is there a limit of haikus you can make?
Wow this chat went bad after I left last night
@vague current good morning XD
How are you

Why is neolithic better than bronze age
Hello
👀
End me
okay
Is that 575 os like 5 word in first an last line and 7 word in second line
Syllables mean
Words are broken down
Like they dont just come out all as one syllable
There are multiple
Syllable has 3 syllables for example
syl-lab-le
Or pea-nut
Привет
Hello
Когда будут обновы?
Кто-то уже смог получит ачивку с 250 марсианскими колониями?
Nostalgia screenshot incoming: https://i.gyazo.com/76cc175e894a918a985c096a609a82d8.png
Not very nostalgic tbh i was there 2 weeks ago
And now i terraformed mars
Days ago
It’s still 3 shut up
How many are in orange?
@fleet pumice no limit, but we will only read your best ones on the stream in two weeks.
@junior rampart that sounds like it would be a crazy game
Surprise motherfucker
