💬-cells-chat

[vague current]

Never heard of it

[balmy scaffold]

ita an unofficial mascot in japan

just some stupid videos

that are very funny

the city is now trying to distance itself from the mascot

[vague current]

Lol what kinda videos

[balmy scaffold]

umm

in video he flips a car

[vague current]

Like is it just a mascot messing with people?

[balmy scaffold]

ya

someone decided to fuck with ppl

and the city is upset about it

but its funny as fuck

[vague current]

Hahaha that's great

I love that kinda stiff

Stuff

[balmy scaffold]

yeah

me too

japan is crazy about their mascots

so this is a big deal there

[vague current]

I watching a show about the worlds largest sailing yacht

This thing is crazy nice....its sails have the square footage of 20 houses the size of mine

[balmy scaffold]

thats nuts

[vague current]

It really is, and it's pure luxury

Everything on it is so shiny

[balmy scaffold]

you should look up how much pollution a cruise liner makes per trip

it will make you loose your shit

[vague current]

This is a sail boat, it uses the wind 🤭

[balmy scaffold]

i know

[vague current]

🤣

[balmy scaffold]

my sister sails

i get sea sick

[vague current]

I'm too poor for that

Sailing is rich man's sport

[balmy scaffold]

it is

[zenith veldt]

Okay im back

[balmy scaffold]

howdy sir

[zenith veldt]

And yea if I wanted new tires I would have to get 2

And mine are 180 each

A patch is 30

[vague current]

That ain't bad

[balmy scaffold]

i was going to say that 😂

[vague current]

My tires cost about 450 each 😯

[balmy scaffold]

just be prepared

[zenith veldt]

what the hell do you drive

[balmy scaffold]

a patch wont last forever

[vague current]

Truck tires ain't cheap

[zenith veldt]

I drive a truck

[vague current]

And I beg to differ about patches

They can last fortify done right

Forever

[zenith veldt]

A good patch will last a long ass time

[balmy scaffold]

how did you get the flat in the first place?

[zenith veldt]

No idea

Cant find a puncture

But the leak is there

I refilled air until I can get to Virginia Tire

But its already gone from 35 psi to 30

[coarse imp]

Give us boats

we want boats

[zenith veldt]

No boats for you

[urban crest]

Please update this game

[zenith veldt]

Update is coming in less than a week

[coarse imp]

The update is in a few days

This upcoming monday actually

[vague current]

And erve I drive a 2016 GMC sierra

[zenith veldt]

Ah nice

[vague current]

22 inch rims stock...I put nitto grapplers on it

[zenith veldt]

fancy

[vague current]

I try to keep it on the pavement but lots of the places I go fishing you gotta go through some mud so I need that grip

[zenith veldt]

True true

I drive a 2006 dodge ram

[vague current]

I think dodge has the best cab out there

Every dodge I've been in feels huge inside

[zenith veldt]

I sleep in it when I go to Nascar races

Love that truck

155k miles on it, never had a single problem (this is only the second flat) and still runs perfect

[vague current]

That's another thing, might be a fluke but my buddy has a dodge with just over 100k and original tires still. I've never seen a truck that wears tires as even as his

[balmy scaffold]

he doesnst take it off road?

[vague current]

I'm just over 50k on my truck and mine are good but they only have about 20k on them

No his is all highway

[coarse imp]

Dang you are lucky with cars, I had to replace all my brake pads along with power steering on one of my cars

[zenith veldt]

I would go offroad more but I live in DC so...not much around

[vague current]

Goose nah, I have an 05 subbie that eats my wallet up

[balmy scaffold]

bubbie?

[vague current]

My truck is just newish

[zenith veldt]

subaru

[balmy scaffold]

subbie*

oh

[vague current]

Subaru

Wrx

[zenith veldt]

Not a fan of Subaru tbh

[vague current]

!kick poppa

Didnt work

[little juniper]

hehe

[zenith veldt]

Oh we are taking turns kicking each other huh

My turn!

[vague current]

😍

Pls dont kick me

😂

[zenith veldt]

Dont worry I was just going to ban

🔨

[vague current]

!ban poppa

[zenith veldt]

Poppa Pump Erve has been removed

[vague current]

Hahahaha I literally laughed at that one

[balmy scaffold]

[zenith veldt]

Imagine that

The community manager getting banned 😥

[balmy scaffold]

mak is making a power play 😂

[zenith veldt]

I knew I shouldnt have trusted him 😑

[vague current]

Better watch out, we cleaning house

[balmy scaffold]

[zenith veldt]

mak and goose are staging a coup

[vague current]

Lol I dont think lunch has to stage a coup

[little juniper]

overthrow?

[zenith veldt]

Why did I say lunch

[balmy scaffold]

lol

hahaha

[vague current]

Goose maybe?

Tarana

[zenith veldt]

I changed it lmao

[vague current]

Taco?

[balmy scaffold]

that was who he meant

[zenith veldt]

All of you

[vague current]

I've said too much

[zenith veldt]

Im gonna be paranoid now

👀

[balmy scaffold]

😏

[zenith veldt]

Skara is in on it too

Oh no

I thought you guys liked me 😅

[vague current]

I always think the emoji is eyeing some delicious food just out of view

[balmy scaffold]

knowing me

thats probably true

[zenith veldt]

The eyes are just looking at the pfp of the person below

👀

[vague current]

Robert?

[zenith veldt]

Yes thats me

[balmy scaffold]

who is robert?

[zenith veldt]

Im robert

[vague current]

Hes an immigrant millionaire

Made his own wealth

[zenith veldt]

Robert Herjavec

[vague current]

Or so the show says

[balmy scaffold]

got it

[zenith veldt]

Its for my discord shark tank

[balmy scaffold]

i should have known after the other day

clearly i am just slow

[vague current]

If I would just follow through with some of my ideas I could be rich like that too.

[zenith veldt]

Wow, so I got stood up a few days ago by a girl and she just responded

After 4 days

[balmy scaffold]

shoot her down

no exscuses

[vague current]

No reply for a week

[balmy scaffold]

if she was interested you would have known right away

[vague current]

Not always true

[zenith veldt]

She messaged me first

[balmy scaffold]

pft

[vague current]

Pfffftttt

[zenith veldt]

And asking if I wanted to hang out while she was in town

So we made plans

And then nothng

[balmy scaffold]

while in town

oh just a hook up

[vague current]

Ahhh so she doesnt live there

[zenith veldt]

She goes to Villanova

[balmy scaffold]

then hit her back

[zenith veldt]

No not just hook up

We dated for awhile

But I don't do long distance

[balmy scaffold]

definitely tell her to beat it

[vague current]

Yea if she doesnt live there then no point

[zenith veldt]

But like I still wanted to see her

[balmy scaffold]

history just means baggage

if you want to see her then stalk her fb

[little juniper]

hmm just as usual?

maybe #🏠-general

[balmy scaffold]

this is general chat

[zenith veldt]

I make the rules here 😡

[balmy scaffold]

we can talk about our lives here

[zenith veldt]

lol jk

[vague current]

I have 1000 people in VA that I want to see/hang out with when i go back home but it rarely works out even if we have plans

Not really 1000 but you get it

[balmy scaffold]

i went to my friends viewing tonight

[zenith veldt]

Off topic is just kinda for vids and other random things

Or if people want to have their own second convo going on

[little juniper]

😮 I getit

[balmy scaffold]

i went 15 mins before it ended so i didnt have to run into anyone i know lol

[vague current]

Been there

[zenith veldt]

Why even go

[vague current]

Pay respects

[balmy scaffold]

i spent almost every day with this guy for 12 years

thats why

[zenith veldt]

But 15 minutes? idk I would have gone to the whole thing

[balmy scaffold]

im not going to the funeral

i went and paid respects to his family

[zenith veldt]

I dont even want a funeral

[balmy scaffold]

same

[vague current]

Viewings and funerals are for the living. 15 is plenty of time to go make your peace/pay respect without the small talk and chitchat of everyone there

[balmy scaffold]

agreed

but honestly

[vague current]

I've been to too many and dont enjoy them

[balmy scaffold]

i really only went so everyone would leave me alone about it

[zenith veldt]

I remember growing up my dad would always go to his friends grave and leave a 6 pack there

[vague current]

Only ones I've been to from start to finish have been family

[zenith veldt]

He died active duty, I respected it a lot

[vague current]

That's sad though

[balmy scaffold]

it is

[vague current]

If he is leaving a 6 pack they obviously had some great times drinking a 6 pack

Or more

[zenith veldt]

Yea, his name was Aaron

Helped me build my model cars in cubscouts for the little races

[balmy scaffold]

thats a tradition i never really understood

[vague current]

Pinewood derby

[zenith veldt]

Yea that

[vague current]

I won most of mine....but we cheated 😂 👀

[balmy scaffold]

tsk tsk

[zenith veldt]

Mine were so damn regulated

Impossible to cheat

[balmy scaffold]

thats not something we have here

soapbox racing? is that the term?

[zenith veldt]

There were just small cars you made and raced down a track

[balmy scaffold]

and here i thought you guys were talking about making actual go karts lol

😂

[zenith veldt]

I did that too

Just not in cub scouts

[vague current]

Same

[balmy scaffold]

ok that still odesnt answer my question lol

[zenith veldt]

She goes "I thought you had work" like I didnt tell her what my schedule was

[balmy scaffold]

doesnt*

[vague current]

My best car I made looked like a shark with a big ass fin and a leather seat we made. Won for both fastest and best design

[balmy scaffold]

you still chatting with her lol

[zenith veldt]

Yes

I cant help it

[balmy scaffold]

meh the heart wants what the heart wants

[zenith veldt]

2 years we've been talking off and on after dating but I wont let it go

[balmy scaffold]

then just do long distance

we have video chat

you can make it work

[vague current]

Never works out

[zenith veldt]

^

[vague current]

Unless you have not a single one jealous hair in your body

[balmy scaffold]

it only doesnt work if you dont let it owrk

[vague current]

Otherwise there will always be somebullshit that causes a fight

[balmy scaffold]

there is always some bullshit that causes a fight anyway

same city or not

[zenith veldt]

She's 4 hours away

[balmy scaffold]

thats not far

[zenith veldt]

It is if you have a hole in your tire

[balmy scaffold]

not close but not the other side of the country

[vague current]

Honestly man, you are young...I wouldn't waste time on a long distance relationship

Get out there

[balmy scaffold]

you are young

[zenith veldt]

thanks grandpa

And grandma

You guys are the best

[vague current]

😂

[balmy scaffold]

lol

if you dont persue her do you think you may regret it later down the road?

[vague current]

Nah screw that....no regrets, test drive all the cars out there before you buy one

[balmy scaffold]

i am not saying to settle down

however

[zenith veldt]

Ive liked a lot of people

[balmy scaffold]

there is always that girl or that guy fromm our youth that we remember 50 years later

[zenith veldt]

But like

This is persistent

[balmy scaffold]

if you think she could be that girl for you

[zenith veldt]

I keep coming back and then we fight over some dumb shit and dont talk for a month

Then we talk for awhile

[balmy scaffold]

a month lol

[zenith veldt]

The longest was 8 months

But usually a month

or 2

[balmy scaffold]

i live with my bf and will go 2 moinths without looking at him

lollolol

[vague current]

Damn you cold

[zenith veldt]

Honestly

[balmy scaffold]

10+ years

continue

[zenith veldt]

Put a ring on it

[vague current]

Ever make him sleep on the couch?

[balmy scaffold]

nah if i dont want to sleep with him i will go to the spare room

i stay up all night anyway

[zenith veldt]

Ima be honest I hate sleeping with people

I need the whole damn bed to myself

[balmy scaffold]

agreed

[vague current]

Fair enough. That's how my wife and I are....she knows better, she threatens the whole "you can sleep on the couch" but I'll be damned...I'm sleeping in my bed

[balmy scaffold]

he gets to hot

and sweaty

[zenith veldt]

Like most men

[balmy scaffold]

men sweat in their sleep

its gross

[zenith veldt]

I sleep with the temp around 60

[balmy scaffold]

i sleep in the cold

everyone should

[zenith veldt]

Its better for you

[balmy scaffold]

yep

[vague current]

Hahahaha that reminds me of the other night....I kept getting hot and waking up to throw the cover off of me and I guess she would wake up and cover me back up so then the cycle repeats

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[vague current]

I told her about it and she said I thought u were cold

[balmy scaffold]

see

i snore

[zenith veldt]

My roommate wants it to be 85 all the time

So its a constant battle

[balmy scaffold]

i was born with a broken nose

he wakes me up like 30 times a night

[vague current]

No screw that....70 in the house and still find it hot

[zenith veldt]

EXACTLY

[balmy scaffold]

he drives me mental

[zenith veldt]

I like 58-62

[vague current]

I snore but my nose is fine

[zenith veldt]

Thats my sleeping temp

I dont snore but I talk

[vague current]

Windows open and fan on

I used to walk in my sleep as a kid

[balmy scaffold]

he talks too

lol

its funny

[vague current]

Now just snore and talk occasionally

Mostly about batteries for some reason

[balmy scaffold]

lol

my step dad has night terrors

screams all night

[vague current]

He go to war? PTSD?

[balmy scaffold]

he is a biker

his war is different

was different

i dont ask him about his life before us

but he has a free lifetime supply of pot

so

[zenith veldt]

i stopped smoking years ago

Makes me lazy and unproductive

[balmy scaffold]

i hate being high

i get paranoid

[vague current]

I stopped for my job, so 7 years

But I have a week off soooo

[balmy scaffold]

lol

you missed 420

[vague current]

I didnt

[zenith veldt]

My job "random drug tests"

[balmy scaffold]

lololol

[zenith veldt]

once every 3 years

[nova wave]

On that note i now wait

[balmy scaffold]

pot is fine

hash is fine

i draw the line there

[vague current]

Crack is fine

[zenith veldt]

Meth is fine

[vague current]

Oo we drew the line

[lament crow]

Hi all

[balmy scaffold]

ask the guy i just went to the funeral for

[zenith veldt]

He didnt draw the line

[balmy scaffold]

he sure didnt

[vague current]

Damn

[nova wave]

Guess im at game over since i hit the end of what i can do FeelsBadMan

[balmy scaffold]

hit the crack pipe for the first time when we were 14

[vague current]

You can keep going dalla

Dallas

Pump the multiplier

[nova wave]

I unlocked everything tho

👀

[balmy scaffold]

next update is monday

[zenith veldt]

Yeehaw dinos

[nova wave]

Android

👀

[balmy scaffold]

yep

[zenith veldt]

Yes android

It wont make much of a difference however

As you are late game

And dinos are early

[balmy scaffold]

erve

[vague current]

You have revealed too muh... remove erve from beta

[balmy scaffold]

will there be beta for the beyond?

[lament crow]

Yah

[zenith veldt]

Yep

[nova wave]

Eh ill just let my x2 run and run and run and ruuuun

[zenith veldt]

I know too much lol

[balmy scaffold]

lol

do we have a start date for that beta?

[vague current]

Long long long time from now

[zenith veldt]

Honestly they have not started working on it

[balmy scaffold]

ok

[zenith veldt]

They want to finish dinos, implement a way to fix time skipping, and cloud save first

[nova wave]

YA MAAA TOOO

[zenith veldt]

As well as improve the gardens for all the lifeforms so they arent so derpy

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[vague current]

[lament crow]

Nice

[nova wave]

[vague current]

Ever take a close look at the jellyfish?

[balmy scaffold]

no

[vague current]

At the right angle they look like a guy wearing a big dome kicking his feet

[lament crow]

You are ever

😂

[vague current]

Go look

[balmy scaffold]

did you guys play time clickers?

[nova wave]

[vague current]

I play tap titans

[lament crow]

No

[zenith veldt]

Traitor

[nova wave]

I like cheeeeese

[balmy scaffold]

im playing it right now

and all i ccan think about is making a damn pokemon game like this lol

but very different

[nova wave]

POKEMANZ

[balmy scaffold]

i just like the way you have to attack the blocks

[vague current]

Just looked at it...idk why but I read clicker heros

Yea never tried it

[balmy scaffold]

i think i am hooked lol

it seemed dumb at first

[nova wave]

vs

[vague current]

Did you delete or was that erve

[balmy scaffold]

i did

[vague current]

Ok lol

[balmy scaffold]

big pics block the flow of convo

i try not to leave tem up

[nova wave]

Spams Big pics

[balmy scaffold]

just enough for the person im talking to to see

[vague current]

Hahaha was thinking that too dallas

[nova wave]

[balmy scaffold]

i like clean channels

[vague current]

I like dirty channels

[balmy scaffold]

which is why i want @zenith veldt to make another meme channel

[nova wave]

Clean you say? Goes to get the Bleach

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[vague current]

Interpret how you like

[zenith veldt]

What

New meme channel?

[balmy scaffold]

hahaha

i told you earlier

i know you have an off topic

but still

[zenith veldt]

Possibly

[balmy scaffold]

no deletions

less work for you

[vague current]

But we have a meme channel

[balmy scaffold]

no

[vague current]

Or you mean like a general meme

[balmy scaffold]

you have a c2s meme channel

exactyl

damn i cant type

[vague current]

Ahhh that's asking for some NSFW content

[balmy scaffold]

no i just think since there is now open contest there should be 2 channels

[vague current]

I dont think I have many memes I'd feel ok about putting here 😂

[zenith veldt]

No NSFW

[balmy scaffold]

ya ya... boring

[zenith veldt]

Too many kids sorry

[vague current]

Exactly

[zenith veldt]

Like 11 and 12 year olds

[safe portal]

Lol

[balmy scaffold]

🤷🏻

im a bad admin

what can i say

[vague current]

😉

[zenith veldt]

Anyways, we have 37 memes in the running as of now

For meme of the week

[vague current]

Where are these memes?

[balmy scaffold]

show case top 5 on sunday and let us vote for the winner on monday?

[vague current]

I dont see them in the super sneaky meme channel

[zenith veldt]

I will post Sunday night and you will have until noon monday to vote

[balmy scaffold]

cool

[zenith veldt]

Mods are going to be voting in a private channel

[balmy scaffold]

ofc

i tried to do that once

[vague current]

He meant "super sneaky" not private

[balmy scaffold]

the game devs voted different then the community

[zenith veldt]

Also this is the name of my hard drive

[balmy scaffold]

the community was not happy about it

lololol

[vague current]

What's your other hard drive called?

[zenith veldt]

Porn

lol jk

[vague current]

2.66TB is a bunch of data

[vague current]

Lol

Just renamed it eh?

[lament crow]

We can't believe😱 😱

[zenith veldt]

Yea the real name is Carter

[lament crow]

That's real

😄

[vague current]

Just used a skara trick

[balmy scaffold]

lol

no one commented on my last delete

rip

[vague current]

I saw it

I see everything

[balmy scaffold]

someone needs too

otherwise i will never get into trouble lol

[zenith veldt]

mhmmm

Looks at audit log

[vague current]

Hahaha

[balmy scaffold]

thats ok your auditlog shows shit

my audit logs show everything'

[vague current]

I want another beer, but my cat is on me and I dont want to get up

[balmy scaffold]

lazy

[vague current]

No I dont want the cat to hate me

I have been accepted

[balmy scaffold]

it already does lol

[lament crow]

😭

[zenith veldt]

cats never like people

[balmy scaffold]

exactly

[lament crow]

😐

[vague current]

My cat doesnt like people, just me

She chased my friend into the bathroom the other day

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[vague current]

250lb 30yr man running from a 10pound cat

😂

She is vicious tho

[balmy scaffold]

cats do not like me

[lament crow]

Ok friends see you soon🙂

[vague current]

Later

[balmy scaffold]

ciao

[zenith veldt]

Cya hardik

I have a channel where I create announcements and its such a mess

Just drafts of announcements before I put them here

[balmy scaffold]

lol

ya i dont do that anymore

i use to though

man i really stopped caring

what other hidden channels you got in here

[zenith veldt]

2 mod channels

A meme review channel

[vague current]

We have one called "no skara" and everyone in the discord who doesnt have skara in their name can see

[zenith veldt]

^

that too

brand new

[balmy scaffold]

that sounds right

[zenith veldt]

When me and Mak "go to sleep" we just gossip in there

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[vague current]

Ever seen lil rascals?

[balmy scaffold]

😢

ofc

[vague current]

It's like the he man woman haters club

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[zenith veldt]

😂

[balmy scaffold]

everyone needs a channel to talk smack in

i dont blame you

[vague current]

Nah, if I got something to say, I'll say it to your face

[zenith veldt]

I'm sure the devs have a channel that I cant see

or maybe not idk

[balmy scaffold]

🤷🏻

[zenith veldt]

👀

[vague current]

🙈

[zenith veldt]

Okay so

Need feedback

How can I make the discord better

[vague current]

Git gudder

[zenith veldt]

[balmy scaffold]

you should add dino bot

[zenith veldt]

I hate bots

[desert pebble]

Add level bots

[balmy scaffold]

i understand that

no lvl bots

[vague current]

We need some good emoji

[balmy scaffold]

just a mod bot

[desert pebble]

Nah

[zenith veldt]

Mod bot takes away my job

[balmy scaffold]

when that lets you see whats being eleted and edited

[desert pebble]

Mod bots are bad

[balmy scaffold]

deleted

[zenith veldt]

idc whats edited and deleted as long as I dont see it

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[zenith veldt]

Cause if I see it you're in trouble

[balmy scaffold]

thats the point

just because you dont see it doesnt mean i shouldnt be in trouble

[zenith veldt]

should you be in trouble?

[balmy scaffold]

me .. never

[zenith veldt]

mhmm

[vague current]

My other main discord has so many good meme emoji that I cant use here...that's the biggest flaw for me. Not everyone has nitro

[zenith veldt]

So more emojis?

[balmy scaffold]

ya i dont use nitro

[zenith veldt]

Cells related or just general emojis?

[vague current]

Specifically meme related emoji

[balmy scaffold]

i cant justify paying for it for emoji

[zenith veldt]

I play some of the games

[vague current]

Where are the doge emojis

[zenith veldt]

I'm writing down ideas whenever I get them

[balmy scaffold]

so all bots are out then yes

[zenith veldt]

Then I bring them to lunch and huck in our weekly meeting

[balmy scaffold]

no rthym

[zenith veldt]

Bots annoy me

[vague current]

Is this a suit and tie meeting?

[desert pebble]

Some bots are good

[vague current]

Your pfp must be after one and u took tie off

[desert pebble]

Some are bad

[balmy scaffold]

yes there are lots of bad bots

[zenith veldt]

No suit and tie

[balmy scaffold]

now i only like to have the two

[zenith veldt]

More like roll out of bed and turn on camera

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[frank hornet]

coughpokebotcough

[balmy scaffold]

please dont

[frank hornet]

i dont want it here.. i already have it muted on one server

[zenith veldt]

The only bot I was thinking about adding was Statbot to track activity

But thats it

[balmy scaffold]

which you can use dino for

[desert pebble]

That's a good idea

[zenith veldt]

Statbot is better

It's more detailed

Anyways that would only be here for me to use

[vague current]

No tatsumaki bot then if level bots are out

[zenith veldt]

Or the devs

[balmy scaffold]

yeah

[zenith veldt]

Okay no bots for now

Anything else

[desert pebble]

Roles

[vague current]

Daily giveaways

No...hourly giveaways

[zenith veldt]

Go to #💡-suggestions I answered the roles question there

[balmy scaffold]

give aways for what

[desert pebble]

Ik

[balmy scaffold]

they are already doing nitro

[vague current]

Free shit....people love freeshit

[balmy scaffold]

thats way more thn enough

[desert pebble]

Like what

[vague current]

No skara I'm talking about on erves dime

[balmy scaffold]

he shouldnt have to spend a dine

[zenith veldt]

My dime is small and copper

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[zenith veldt]

Wait its a penny

[vague current]

You missed all sarcasm skara

[balmy scaffold]

we dont have pennys

no i didnt mak

i choose to ignore it lol

[zenith veldt]

I bought Jeremiah nitro

on my dime

lol

[vague current]

So charitable

[balmy scaffold]

that will be money well wasted when his mom takes his phone lol

[zenith veldt]

I don't mind paying for it, but we have plans for more things in the future

Merch and such

But I'll say no more

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[desert pebble]

Merch?

[zenith veldt]

Who said merch

not me

[balmy scaffold]

ok so give aways and contests are in the works already

[desert pebble]

Oh yeah

[vague current]

Going to crack down on illegal coffee mugs

[zenith veldt]

heh

[balmy scaffold]

did someone say coffee

😂

[vague current]

Coffee break

[zenith veldt]

Always

[balmy scaffold]

i dont know about you guys erve but we had like 10 coffee breaks a day at my store

never took breaks or lunch

just coffee

16 hr day
1 coffee an hour lol

[vague current]

Lunch is mandatory most places here

[zenith veldt]

Yea we always have 3 pots in the back

[balmy scaffold]

it is here too

[vague current]

Any shift over 8 hours

[balmy scaffold]

5.5 hrs

[zenith veldt]

Me and Russell drink a pot each

[balmy scaffold]

30 mins

[zenith veldt]

Its 6.5 hrs here

[vague current]

Yea that sounds like it

[zenith veldt]

4 hours you get a break, 6.5 a lunch, 8 hours you get 2 breaks and a lunch and over 12 hours you get 2 lunchs

[vague current]

But I'm in a union....so we get 15 minute breaks in between start time and lunch and then again between lunch and clocking out

[balmy scaffold]

4 hrs is a 15
5.5 is a 30
7 hrs is a 30 and a 15
9 hours is 2 30s
10 hours is 3 30s

[desert pebble]

I don't go to work so I'm like Æ

[vague current]

Tomtom been typing for 5 minutes to type that

[balmy scaffold]

unless sick i have never worked less then 11 hours at that store

[desert pebble]

No

[vague current]

I want not to work

[zenith veldt]

I dont understand why 1 more hour of work justifies an extra 30 minute lunch

but ok

[frank hornet]

disabled at home parent.. im always at work

[balmy scaffold]

because you arent suppose to work more then 9 hours

[vague current]

I'm already resigned to the fact I will have no retirement and will work till I die

[zenith veldt]

I work 12 often

And 2 lunches is fine

[desert pebble]

I go to school

[balmy scaffold]

ya most days were 14 hours

and i didnt take lunches

if i did i would never get my work done

[desert pebble]

6:25 hours a day

[zenith veldt]

If I work during a lunch my store gets fined $10,000

[balmy scaffold]

shut up

thats nuts

[zenith veldt]

Seriously

[balmy scaffold]

i wish

[zenith veldt]

OSHA violation or something

[vague current]

Yea it's a big deal

[frank hornet]

lol you see those every day where my girl works

[balmy scaffold]

osha?

[zenith veldt]

Occupational safety and health administration

[balmy scaffold]

i see

[frank hornet]

they are the guys that tell you that you cannot ride on the forks of the forklift

[zenith veldt]

Pretty lame

[balmy scaffold]

lol

thats a good thing

[frank hornet]

or walk ladders while pulling a topbar

[zenith veldt]

Honesly tho theyre the reason America only had 5100 workplace deaths in 2017

[balmy scaffold]

i use to have to give 4 weeks notice just to make a dentist apt

[zenith veldt]

While china had nearly 40,000

[balmy scaffold]

not surprising

[zenith veldt]

I learned that in my PESTEL analysis of china

Thanks college

[balmy scaffold]

lol

i talk to ppl in china every day

somehow i always find a way to stall out the convo

things they arent allowed to talk about

[zenith veldt]

Censorship?

[frank hornet]

i float in and out of them lol

[balmy scaffold]

yes

[zenith veldt]

yay communism

[balmy scaffold]

everything they say is tracked so

[frank hornet]

just starting the last episode of s5 the 100 so im distracted atm

[balmy scaffold]

get it done son

[zenith veldt]

I dont understand females

[frank hornet]

who does?

[balmy scaffold]

why?

^

[zenith veldt]

Still talking to this girl

[balmy scaffold]

i got that

[acoustic schooner]

I confessed to a girl I have a crush on her a couple weeks ago

[balmy scaffold]

and?

where are you from taco?

[acoustic schooner]

Now her decision on how she feels about me is pending and I'm just leaving her alone for now

I live in TX

[balmy scaffold]

confessed is such an Asian way to say it lol

[acoustic schooner]

Bloody hell how did you know

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[acoustic schooner]

What kind of Asian

[zenith veldt]

Korean

[acoustic schooner]

no

[zenith veldt]

Vietnamese?

[acoustic schooner]

nada

[zenith veldt]

Cambodian

[acoustic schooner]

nope

[balmy scaffold]

PH?

[acoustic schooner]

PH?

[balmy scaffold]

Philippines

[coarse imp]

Japan

[acoustic schooner]

Yes I am Filipino

[balmy scaffold]

nailed it

[acoustic schooner]

👍

[balmy scaffold]

discord is pretty big there

[zenith veldt]

But he lives in texas

[balmy scaffold]

i know

[acoustic schooner]

Last time I visited the Philippines was when I was like 6

[balmy scaffold]

i talk to more Filipino on discord then anyone else honestly

[coarse imp]

Lol, we were supposed to be giving him relationship advice

[balmy scaffold]

he never responded to me 🤷🏻

[zenith veldt]

Oh right

[acoustic schooner]

To Erve?

[balmy scaffold]

ya

[zenith veldt]

No

No no no

[balmy scaffold]

ops no

[acoustic schooner]

lol

[balmy scaffold]

haha

[acoustic schooner]

to me?

[zenith veldt]

Yes yes yes

[coarse imp]

Either one, who needs help

[acoustic schooner]

Well I'm not in a relationship yet, all I did was put it out there to her

[zenith veldt]

I think we all need a little help

[acoustic schooner]

Agreed

[balmy scaffold]

thats ok no relationship is easy

now

why dont you get women erve?

[zenith veldt]

Because shes acting like its my fault

But she didnt respond for 4 days

[acoustic schooner]

I liked this girl for like a couple years and I just recently worked up the nerve to tell her.

[balmy scaffold]

she wanted you to chase her?

[zenith veldt]

I dont do that she should know better

[balmy scaffold]

should

but still

you know her too

is that what she wanted?

[zenith veldt]

idk shes like a book thats been covered in paint

Impossible to read

[coarse imp]

The real question is, how old is the all and powerful Erve?

[zenith veldt]

14

[coarse imp]

Really?

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[coarse imp]

I've seen pictures of you, no way your that young

[zenith veldt]

Yes thats why I have a job a truck thats paid off and an apartment

[balmy scaffold]

and in college

[coarse imp]

Oh hush

[left stream]

no, he is immortal, he has no age, for that is a mortal construct

[zenith veldt]

^

[balmy scaffold]

pfffffffffffffffffft

[zenith veldt]

I'm 19 Goose

But according to some old lady at my store I look 27

[balmy scaffold]

then shave already

[left stream]

IM 12 !

[balmy scaffold]

if you still look old then i feel bad for you

[zenith veldt]

I do shave

[balmy scaffold]

rip

my bf is 35

when he shaves he looks 25

i dont let him shave

men should have nice beards

[frank hornet]

we get all scratchy otherwise

[coarse imp]

My gf doesn't like my beard lol

[frank hornet]

f shaving

[balmy scaffold]

ya he says that to

[left stream]

ima keep a baby face my entire life

[zenith veldt]

Me on the left

[mystic dagger]

Thank you for reminding...
I need to shave...

[balmy scaffold]

it doesnt need to be a shaggy giant thing

you look 12 lololol

[zenith veldt]

Wait for the beard

Gimme a sec

[balmy scaffold]

lol

guy on the right looks so much like my friend ryan its scary

[zenith veldt]

Thats Lunch

[coarse imp]

Yeah, you definitely don't look 19

[balmy scaffold]

he isnt 19

thats why

[left stream]

@balmy scaffold

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[acoustic schooner]

:o

[balmy scaffold]

you still look young

[coarse imp]

Oh man, that beard makes you look heck of a lot older

[balmy scaffold]

ignore your co-worker

i wouldnt put you past 23

[zenith veldt]

Gotta get rid of that one

lel

[left stream]

[balmy scaffold]

feeling better today jer?

i hope so

lol

did you walk into a door 😂

[acoustic schooner]

I bet you'd look dope with some evil eyebrows

[vague current]

😂

[balmy scaffold]

sorry i wouldnt have cracked that jk if you didnt say anything

[zenith veldt]

😥 wow im getting bullied now

[left stream]

@balmy scaffold yeah a bit better

[balmy scaffold]

glad to hear it

[vague current]

Lol goodnight guys

[balmy scaffold]

night mak

[zenith veldt]

nighty night

[left stream]

gn boi

[vague current]

and skara

[coarse imp]

Night Mak

My mod brother

[left stream]

I have voice translations on, its the funniest stuff

[vague current]

✌

[zenith veldt]

you will have to fight to the death over who gets promoted

[balmy scaffold]

oh promotions?

[zenith veldt]

Not for awhile

[left stream]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[balmy scaffold]

bloodbath

[zenith veldt]

oh yes

[balmy scaffold]

well make them work for it

[left stream]

I have a very stupid question

where can you use Darwinism?

the prememium currency

[zenith veldt]

for boosts

[left stream]

where?

[silent wing]

Hey, everyone new player here. I'm a good friend of Taco.

[zenith veldt]

The 2x for 4 hours costs 2 cubes

[left stream]

oh ok

[zenith veldt]

Hello Taylor welcome

[acoustic schooner]

Hey guys please welcome my good friend @silent wing he just started out the game a little bit ago

[zenith veldt]

We all hate taco

Wait I didnt say that

[left stream]

what he said

lol

[zenith veldt]

I didnt say it 👀

[left stream]

[acoustic schooner]

Is something going on here that I don't know about

[zenith veldt]

No

[balmy scaffold]

hi taylor

[left stream]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

he doesn't know

[acoustic schooner]

🔨

[left stream]

btw taylor how many metabits do have? or none

pls no bully

[zenith veldt]

Oh shoot he's gonna break your kneecaps

[left stream]

[acoustic schooner]

🍘

[left stream]

[balmy scaffold]

hmm

[left stream]

@balmy scaffold don't question it

[silent wing]

Hmm a metabit

[balmy scaffold]

i said nothing

its ok taylor you just started

you will get them later

[coarse imp]

I'll battle to the death for my spot lol

[zenith veldt]

Geese are mean

[left stream]

oi

[coarse imp]

Haha, everyone says that every time

[zenith veldt]

well now he has feelings

[left stream]

I love geese

[balmy scaffold]

until one bites you

or chases you

or harrasses you

swans too

[zenith veldt]

bite it back

[left stream]

@zenith veldt say they are bad again

[balmy scaffold]

i hate birds in general

[acoustic schooner]

Earlier this evening I heard birds flying above me making a noise unlike any other bird I've heard before. I'm not sure how to describe it

[balmy scaffold]

alien

thats how

[acoustic schooner]

👽

[silent wing]

B sounds like birds singing so be polite about birds

[balmy scaffold]

guys

[left stream]

I like hem already

[balmy scaffold]

the leafs lost tonight

[zenith veldt]

the who

[silent wing]

Sad times

[acoustic schooner]

the what

[left stream]

[silent wing]

Hockey Team

[zenith veldt]

Oh Hokcey

[balmy scaffold]

seriously guys

[zenith veldt]

my favorite

[balmy scaffold]

the raps won though

i hate hockey

[silent wing]

A girl into sports

[balmy scaffold]

but i like basketball

[silent wing]

😮

[acoustic schooner]

Only hockey I've really seen was from that one movie

about hockey

[balmy scaffold]

lol

mighty ducks!

[left stream]

HOLY SHIET A WILD FEMALE HAS APPEARED

[zenith veldt]

What is sport

[balmy scaffold]

hacky sack

[silent wing]

No need to over react

[zenith veldt]

Oh hacky sack

got it

[balmy scaffold]

i admin a pokemon game

[coarse imp]

Oh boy, I am terrible at that game

[balmy scaffold]

that was very funny to me

[zenith veldt]

because youre a goose

and have small feet

[acoustic schooner]

I love hacky sack

[balmy scaffold]

im great at hacky sack

or i use to be

12 years ago lol

[acoustic schooner]

If there was a hacky sack battle royale I'd win it

[zenith veldt]

odd flex but okay

[acoustic schooner]

jk I'd probably lose

[coarse imp]

Alright you can have that covered, I'll take fortnite

[left stream]

[balmy scaffold]

im pretty good taco

i would make you put your money where your mouth is lol

[acoustic schooner]

🤑

[left stream]

ITS PAST MY BEDTIME OH SHEIT

[balmy scaffold]

who tf am i kidding lol i am not even suppose to be on my leg for another 2 months lol

[coarse imp]

Oh what did you do?

[balmy scaffold]

long story short

who tf knows

[zenith veldt]

Too much hackey sack

[acoustic schooner]

There needs to be a rule 7. Jeremiah cannot stay up past bedtime or else 🔨

[zenith veldt]

Noted

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[left stream]

😅

[balmy scaffold]

bedtime is when his eyes close for the night

not before

[left stream]

alright fine ill get to bed

[balmy scaffold]

haha

[acoustic schooner]

Yes! He's gone!

jk

[balmy scaffold]

i hate that typing emoji is different on pc then mobile

[left stream]

tacos new rule shuld be pinned

[zenith veldt]

Eh

It does not deserve the wall of fame

[left stream]

welllllll

[acoustic schooner]

Oh I'll pin something if a certain someone doesn't go to bed soon

jk

[left stream]

im scared now

[acoustic schooner]

📍

[zenith veldt]

In other news I just passed lunch for most messages sent in the server

[acoustic schooner]

gg

[balmy scaffold]

only because i just joined a few days ago lol

[left stream]

well gn everyone

bai

[zenith veldt]

goodnight

[balmy scaffold]

baiii

you still chatting with your lady?

[coarse imp]

Oh you guys track that?

[zenith veldt]

No she sleep

[coarse imp]

I want to see

[zenith veldt]

What do you want to see

[coarse imp]

Everything

[balmy scaffold]

lol

[coarse imp]

I just like to see where I am at

[zenith veldt]

You have 464 messages sent

[coarse imp]

Man, I am slacking, time to get to work

[zenith veldt]

Skara has 1203

[coarse imp]

Which bot do you guys use to keep track?

What? She has more than me?

[balmy scaffold]

i do not

[zenith veldt]

I have 3007

Yes you do

[balmy scaffold]

damn

[zenith veldt]

1205 now