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desert pebble
acoustic schooner
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If you play it constantly I'd say now it could take like a few days to a week or something

prisma meadow
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... welp... this is defiantly going to take a month or so

modest kiln
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first prestige can easily be done within a few days, each time after that ca nbe shorter

prisma meadow
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oh... I'll have to check my time played then

ripe nova
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||Woo got the last ending||

prisma meadow
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There's multiple endings?!

ripe nova
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Hmm

lone shale
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Mutliple endings?

ripe nova
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||There's more ending coming, as well haha||

prisma meadow
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I only have singularity ending

flat lantern
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Woah multiple endings

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About to buy mind upload again

versed tapir
flat lantern
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Prepared for the jumpscare this time

versed tapir
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Gi

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Hi

flat lantern
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Hi

frank plover
bronze oriole
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Ok even as much of a gamer as I am I have a silly question, what did lunch mean by DM em if you want to join the beta and he'll add you to the list?
Cause I'm having fun playing so far and I'd love to help make this game a huge success

flat lantern
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DM means direct message if that’s what your asking

bronze oriole
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Got that I just meant what list is all

acoustic schooner
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list of beta participants

bronze oriole
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Oh ok cause I have played beta games I just never knew I had to tell anyone lol πŸ˜…

tulip dome
unreal spindle
hazy crest
unreal spindle
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I do really like the reference to they live

hazy crest
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Ok I'm ready for the great beyond

white zodiac
scarlet tangle
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Hey

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no

zenith veldt
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@analog robin you were at PAX?

fervent robin
lament crow
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And yes it my birthday todayπŸ™‚

analog robin
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@zenith veldt Yes πŸ˜ƒ

crisp summit
steep temple
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Happy Birthday.. all the best

pearl bough
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Hello

sage flax
edgy egret
lament crow
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@steep temple thank you

glad jackal
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Hi there, are germans here? :D

trail idol
nocturne raptor
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Hi and welcom

pearl bough
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hello

sage flax
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where are dinosaurs? Medavial here and ... nothing.,... .

hoary gazelle
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@sage flax dinos coming tuesday😎

keen creek
desert pebble
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guys can you help me? I restarted the simulation and now I cant even buy the planet earth. how can I fix that?

dusk roost
frank hornet
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@desert pebble you start over just like you did the first time around by tapping to earn entropy

desert pebble
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I restarted the simulation numerous times but it is still bugged and doesnt allow me to buy even the planet earth

haughty orbit
zenith veldt
night flicker
frank hornet
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my most recent digital moon pic, great camera too bad the person i bought it for never uses it lol

zenith veldt
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Very nice

night flicker
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How can I get dinor πŸ˜‚

zenith veldt
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Wait until the update on Tuesday

desert pebble
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is the beyond coming too?

abstract fable
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No one knows

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Well not no one, but you get the point

desert pebble
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Has anyone unlocked the cyborg yet?

abstract fable
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Most of us yeah

desert pebble
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How long does that take?

mystic dagger
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Depends on your tactics

desert pebble
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what tactics did you use?

mystic dagger
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I mean... When reboot, which upgrade buy in reality engine.
How many humans/apes/... buy...
It determine how long to get cyborg.

frank hornet
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honestly i just stack them, i buy the most expensive ones and then stagger down the list till im broke, near 400 on most atm

frigid yarrow
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pregunta marte terraformado es el final del juego por ahora?

mystic dagger
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I'm mean... In this particular case... time to get cyborg depends on reality engine upgrade, total metabits...
How many human...
If you have too few it take a lot of time
If you buy too many it would be more expensive than just cyborg.
According to some theorem... It should have minimum = )
Ones i calculate it... It 32 (or 33... i don't remember... it was too long ago) human. Do not account for apes... they not so important...

hallow reef
frank hornet
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i want to say the next level upgrades open at about 50 of the ones before it

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as far as technical values tho im too lazy to do that much

spring jacinth
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Hello

mystic dagger
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Back than no additional upgrade on level 50 for human... And now i'm too lazy to calculate it again.
I want to say that 32-33 human is optimal to buy cyborg.
Additional human is too expensive that time is increase because of you need to spend entropy on human and additional income do not bring you enough entropy to make that amount of entropy faster than cyborg.

sonic widget
pseudo trout
left stream
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Wait

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How do you become a reality expert

tepid bloom
left stream
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How many metabit

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*Metabits

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I only have like 30-40 currently πŸ˜‚

cobalt stirrup
next parcel
hallow quartz
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You need 1 million

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at least

desert pebble
strong halo
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Just tap on it like how you normally would

desert pebble
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I did but nothing happened

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It still detects it as unaffordable

vital fjord
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Hello:)

lament crow
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😐

glossy narwhal
turbid lodge
desert pebble
north arch
grizzled ibex
zenith veldt
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Hey

grizzled ibex
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hey

zenith veldt
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How’s it going

grizzled ibex
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I just finished the game and wanted to ask when its gona be any patch for more stuff πŸ˜›

slender fox
frigid wave
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Do unspent metabits increase production at all?

zenith veldt
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Yes they go towards your multiplier

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And @grizzled ibex there should be an update on Tuesday

frigid wave
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Thanks for the info

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wish I would have known that sooner as I wouldn't have bought some of the upgrades just yet

grizzled ibex
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@zenith veldt awesome but my progress won't be deleted right? I can keep continue after patch day?

tepid bloom
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@desert pebble If you don't have enough to buy it, tap in the empty space to earn more.

final flax
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I created a shark, what does that do?

vague current
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Isnt the update on Tuesday just for beta?

hallow quartz
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@final flax nothing its just visual reward

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and if you get him again you wont get more sharks on your aquarium

glossy narwhal
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How many achievements do yous all have?

latent marsh
desert pebble
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@tepid bloom I do

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you can see it

zenith veldt
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@grizzled ibex no you won’t be reset

glossy narwhal
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So expensive lmaoπŸ˜‚

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😒

astral kiln
glossy narwhal
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In the next update maybe?

zenith veldt
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No

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Not for awhile

glossy narwhal
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Ah dam guess I'll go for the achievements while I wait then lol

quiet iron
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ΠŸΡ€ΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ‚

tepid bloom
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You can get almost all of the current achievements in a couple months. The last one takes millennia right now. The second-to-last takes a couple years

glossy narwhal
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When I get the level ones some are saying error when I achieve them but I don't get them😐

zenith veldt
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Those are placeholders for achievements that don't exist yet

tepid bloom
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Every reboot, you'll get the chance to see the error for those same placeholders. Because it doesn't exist, it doesn't get marked as completed.

glossy narwhal
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Oh right okay

stiff moss
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Fun game

cold mirage
coarse imp
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Oh I'm right behind you Lewis

mystic dagger
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@frigid wave Actually, total metabits collected untill last reboot affect multiplier. It no difference in spent and unspent metabits. Only metabits that were collected before reboot do not affect multiplier (untill reboot. In next simulation they will affect multiplier)
But spent metabits on not very usefull upgrade... Isn't good because of metabits cost increase. Every next metabits cost more.

tepid bloom
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Save the metabits for a good upgrade (prioritize the simulation speed upgrades over all others), but otherwise their contribution to the multiplier doesn't care whether you spent them or not.

jolly kernel
prisma meadow
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Is there a list of the simulation tree?

late hamlet
lament crow
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I'M GOING TO REACH A NEW LEVEL IN GAME TO NIGHT.
WHERE NO ONE REACHED NOW.😎

coarse imp
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Oh yeah, and how are you doing that?

hallow reef
lament crow
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@coarse imp its so simple and any one can do it with out hack

coarse imp
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Tell me more

lament crow
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I will upload pics

desert pebble
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Help, I need to know how to restart my progress.

stuck moon
desert pebble
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I'm back

lament crow
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@desert pebble you want to start from beginning

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Then remove(delete) your game data

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@desert pebble hi

neon stump
livid sluice
fiery rover
valid plaza
runic mirage
iron valley
vital fjord
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How many time does it take to finish the game?

novel badger
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GHUJMIK

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LIKE 1050

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OH CRAP GUYS

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JDFJFJI ACCISDTNALLY DELETED THE GAME

mint moon
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qq

lament crow
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??

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@vital fjord
it will take 5000 year or more to get all achievements with 2x boost all time and 2x multiplier each offline income

novel badger
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no

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it took me 2 days

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you guys are all slow af

lament crow
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@novel badger im talking about playing in real time

novel badger
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???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?\

lament crow
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Without skipping

novel badger
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without skipping what

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??

lament crow
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Time

novel badger
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you cant skip time..

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i dont have a time machine

lament crow
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πŸ˜’ πŸ˜‚ 😐

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I have

novel badger
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geez man thats like cheating

hidden field
desert pebble
mortal pasture
tepid bloom
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@novel badger Getting the 145th achievement for 250 martian cities takes thousands of years with the current content. That's different from just unlocking everything.

pallid dome
desert pebble
wet vine
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Yo, I like this game so far. Made it to the singularity for the first time. When is it recommended to do the first prestige? Should I do the side route with space exploration or nah, go ahead and prestige?

flat lantern
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I would prestige asap

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Did you get jumpscared btw

royal rose
livid nest
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what are the categories "terrestrial council" and "reality experts"?

desert pebble
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It shows that there is a civilization level past singularity, how do i get there without rebooting?

mystic dagger
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Why you don't want to reboot?

desert pebble
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I clicked on it and its now a producer instead of rebooting me

hallow quarry
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Is it possible to transfer the progress I made on pc to my phone

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If so, how

zenith veldt
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No it's not possible yet

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@livid nest Martian Council are the head mods, Terrestrial Council are jr mods and Reality experts are people with over 1 million metabits

earnest mango
livid nest
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cool, and why am I not in the group "reality experts"?

zenith veldt
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you are...

livid nest
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hehe. thanks

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a while ago I was not

zenith veldt
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I have to add everyone manually

abstract fable
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That's annoying... But could you add me too then? I've got 17.07 milion MetaBits

zenith veldt
abstract fable
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Ah right, of course

frank hornet
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ugh thrice cooked pork ribs takes forever to prep lol

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@hallow quartz in about 8 hours ill be there..

desert pebble
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guys how can I reset my whole progress in the game

lethal elm
cobalt verge
fresh viper
coarse imp
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There should be a role to display the beta users

zenith veldt
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What @desert pebble

frank hornet
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@desert pebble boiled in guiness for 15ish mins, followed by a good searing on the bbq grill and into a slow cooker with bbq sauce totally gonna be worth the time invested tho

zenith veldt
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That's already planned but yea I saw

flat lantern
desert pebble
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Are there any upgrades that increase the rate that you unlock metabits?

zenith veldt
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Yea anything that increases Entropy or Ideas increases the rate you unlock metabits

coarse imp
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Yay, I'm decent

vapid rain
desert pebble
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Ok

desert pebble
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Who can tell me how to unblock the dinosaurs, or is it part of the next update?

acoustic schooner
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Next update

thin gorge
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hi

forest mantle
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welcome

uncut jay
hallow pendant
frosty sedge
green karma
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Hey guys nee to discord but loving the game. Cant wait for the new update

coarse imp
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Comes out on Tuesday for Beta

severe herald
shrewd cypress
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hello

acoustic schooner
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@shrewd cypress hello

lament crow
coarse imp
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Resisting the urge to look at CTS

wide meadow
toxic moon
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Hello

near thicket
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πŸ‘‹

rotund gulch
desert pebble
polar ether
ember patio
merry root
tiny hearth
astral cloud
onyx mica
desert pebble
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Hello, is it possible to link your game accounts betweenmobile app and steam version ?

vestal wedge
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no, the game is saved locally at the moment, maybe in a future update

ivory galleon
empty gale
vague current
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@steady glade move the convo here

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For me I reboot when my metabit accumulation slows down.

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Right now i am rebooting when I have around 10% of my cumulative metabits

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Each reboot will raise your production multiplier and let you build entropy and ideas faster, allowing you to progress further

steady glade
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so should i reboot as soon as i get 1 mega bit?

frank hornet
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metabit*

zenith veldt
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Hey everyone we made an #564863623697006642 channel for all of the people who join so conversations won't get flooded with welcomes

bitter echo
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Thank god

coarse imp
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No, thank Erve

vague current
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Thank you for the welcome channel! πŸ€—

zenith veldt
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Sure thing

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We are trying to clean up the discord and bring a little more life to it

coarse imp
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Oh man, he even changed his own name

vague current
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πŸ˜‚ you went from housewife to poppa pump

zenith veldt
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I really hope y'all know who that is

manic forge
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Hey people

zenith veldt
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welcome

manic forge
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Anyone know when Dino's are gonna come out? I maxed everything :(

zenith veldt
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Tomorrow afternoon

manic forge
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YAAAAS

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πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

zenith veldt
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If you've maxed it might not be much of an upgrade

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It's more beginning game content

sullen rain
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Wait what? It won't make my Martian cities 10x as powerful?

zenith veldt
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Afraid not

manic forge
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Will they be adding more metabit thingies?

zenith veldt
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Metabits are already infinite based on total entropy/ideas collected

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Unless you mean upgrades in the semblance

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In that case, no

manic forge
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No I mean past the 62.5 mil one

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Oh :(

zenith veldt
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New branch of the tree and some UI updates

manic forge
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I want my dinosaurs STAT

zenith veldt
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You will get them soon don't worry

frigid wave
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Dinosaurs causing destruction on mars?

tribal kayak
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You're good with that, my buddas?!?!?!

desert pebble
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hi

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why is my name blue

tribal kayak
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you must be a reality expert

desert pebble
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how?

tribal kayak
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The owner of the server (poppa) must have promoted you to that level

desert pebble
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ok

high rose
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I just had a shark show up

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That's never happened before

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Do other things show up over time?

zenith veldt
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Just the shark

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It's a cosmetic shark, does not change anything with production

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@tribal kayak I'm not the owner I just help the devs with running it

vague current
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I know who poppa pump is...I'm no young buck

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Or I know Big poppa pump....idk who this poppa pump erve imposter is

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Dino hype tomorrow!😍

high rose
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neet

lament crow
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Hey update released

zenith veldt
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no

plain thorn
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i msged computerlunch for getting the latest version in teeting, got no response >_<

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@mossy rain

lament crow
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πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡΅ πŸ‡© πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡Ή πŸ‡ͺ
πŸ‡΅ πŸ‡± πŸ‡ͺ πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ͺ

abstract fable
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Patience.

coarse imp
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Everyone is excited

vague current
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Have patience newbieEU, they are based out of New York. So you were messaging him while he was most likely sleeping. Update should be out later today

desert pebble
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poof

ivory galleon
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Here is 10:09 am now so i have all day to wait

mystic dagger
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8:10 pm
Still waiting...

dusty acorn
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Hello!

lament crow
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Hi all

desert pebble
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hi my silent cousin

wraith orbit
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What up

lament crow
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Thank you😊

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How are you

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Everything is going well

desert pebble
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yeah

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Just dealing with insanity cuz the dino update is still not out yet

lament crow
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Hmm

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I'm copy saved my data and experimenting with game now

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And waiting for update

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πŸ˜…

ivory galleon
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I'm with 100% battery now, waiting for update lol.

lament crow
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Ready to attack

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βš”

zinc hound
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Hello!

mystic dagger
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Hi

zinc hound
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How you do Guga?

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Guys*

mystic dagger
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Everyone waiting for update.

zinc hound
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Lol

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I'll Go play that game.

lament crow
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πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡΅ πŸ‡© πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡Ή πŸ‡ͺ

hasty bobcat
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?

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what do we have here?

lament crow
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Just being little bit crazy

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@hasty bobcat are you from New York or nearby

hasty bobcat
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Colorado.

lament crow
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Its in usa

hasty bobcat
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I am in Colorado but lived in Virginia.

lament crow
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Hmm

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I'm from India

hasty bobcat
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ah nice. so how is india right now?

lament crow
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@hasty bobcat too bad

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India is good but need meny things to fix and solved to become better or Best.

hasty bobcat
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USA is slowly killing itself, the current ruler is not helping matters.

ivory galleon
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Hello ppl, any prevision?

hasty bobcat
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nothing new on the beta, if they have released it they have not said how to grab it.

lament crow
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@hasty bobcat who is current ruler

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Donald Trump

hasty bobcat
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yep that's him.

lament crow
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Obama is previous one

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Here Narendra modi is current prime minister

plain thorn
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@vague current i messaged lunch on 7th of april, now it is 9th 8pm

lament crow
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Here India has issues with Pakistan and some with china

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OK SEE YOU ALL SOON

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ITS SLEEP TIME HERE

hasty bobcat
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see you.

vague current
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This is not a political channel.

hasty bobcat
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@vague current sorry, we got to talking and must have misremembered the channel but @lament crow started it.

vague current
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I'm not a mod. Just there are better places to carry on political conversations than a gaming discord. No need to apologize

hasty bobcat
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Will keep that in mind.

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just saying for when the mods run a scan.

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if they do that is.

vague current
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They are always watching πŸ‘€

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πŸ˜‚

hasty bobcat
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LOL

zenith veldt
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No politics.

hasty bobcat
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noted.

lament crow
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Sorry

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Bro

wheat laurel
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Lol

ivory galleon
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So there is an oficial information that tell update come today?

desert pebble
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A glitch

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Idk

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Wtf is this

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Looks like a dino

hasty bobcat
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@desert pebble it's a hint to the new update, in the next version it will add the dino tree to the path.

desert pebble
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OwO notices your dinosaur What's this? Rubs your dino wino

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I want die

hasty bobcat
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don't do that yet, we are still two weeks out from the public release. the beta is going live today if all goes to plan.

desert pebble
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Im guessing that to get to the dinosaurs we'll have to upgrade the lizard

hasty bobcat
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@desert pebble it's not connected at the moment but that's the likely path.

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it's just a hint for the time being.

desert pebble
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What comes after humanoid colonist?

left stream
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Nothing I think

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Until the update

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Maybe

desert pebble
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When the new update droppin?

hasty bobcat
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@desert pebble the update today is for the beta owners, people will get a public beta later and maybe the full release in about two weeks from what I can tell.

mossy rain
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Hey it should be ready on android in an hour....send me you google play email if you want to join the beta for Android...i'm going to make a official announcement in 20 mins

desert pebble
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I want to!

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Howdoiemail

mossy rain
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just DM me ur email

desert pebble
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Im a new generation boyo

mossy rain
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make sure it's the one you use for google play

raven oasis
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How do I get these achievements?

zenith veldt
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Based on # of (insert item here)

hasty bobcat
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the question is what is (insert item here) and I can understand if you like to say Spoilers.

zenith veldt
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I could list out what each of those are but it's super easy to figure out

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For every set of achievements you get one for unlocking 25,50, 100,150, and 250 of _____

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Be it Martian Settlements, Rovers, Jellyfish, Humans, etc

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So those above are 250 Human Expeditions, Martian Settlements, Martian Factories and 150/250 Martian Cities

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Or think about it like this, 250 of everything will mean you get every achievement

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@raven oasis

raven oasis
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Oh, thanks

desert pebble
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When is the update coming out

dusty acorn
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soon

desert pebble
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Ok

dusty acorn
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talking about minutes or hours

frigid wave
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Years!

zenith veldt
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Yes the update will be out in 2022

buoyant rampart
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When is the update going to be on steam

hasty bobcat
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@buoyant rampart from what I can tell the update for us is about two weeks out, or more.
a set group of us are getting it today and then a public Beta branch by next week if all goes to plan.

zenith veldt
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Steam will get it within a few days hopefully

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Just as long as you're opted into the beta on steam

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Also if you have any questions for the devs/mods about anything (not just game related) please ask in the form I posted in the announcements

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Android will be out in an hour or less

hallow quartz
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So to be beta tester all i need to do is to change that one thing?

storm holly
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So I've had the game for weeks and almost finished all achievements... will I get the new update?

hallow quartz
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@desert pebble And about my save will i lost him?

storm holly
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RIP I was getting bored and hoped I'd get the update today

hallow quartz
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xD well there is no save option in the game

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Yeah i mean a save that you can storage in some file on your pc

hasty bobcat
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well save game offloading can be done with a file reader/writer.

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we do it in mobile games all the time.

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it's just converting it to a PC set up is a bit harder as the file systems are not the same.

storm holly
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How do we get beta?

zenith veldt
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Depends on what platform you play on

storm holly
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It says I have the unreleased

zenith veldt
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Yea you’ll get the update

carmine sorrel
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You need to ask the devs to add you into the beta testing

mossy rain
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HI folks here is the info about the beta

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We need help testing the new Dinosaur beta. At the moment we are mostly testing the pacing/prices of the Dinosaur evolution tree. You'll notice things like a prehistoric garden is not currently included. Over the next two weeks we will be updating the beta every few days until it's ready for public release. Right now we are looking at about 3 weeks before the official Dinosaur branch is released.

JOIN THE BETA

Android
--->>>To Join the Android beta send me (lunch) a DM with you google play account email. <-----
Once I have you email then i can add you to the closed alpha. Next you'll need to opt in here - https://play.google.com/apps/testing/com.computerlunch.evolution

STEAM
steam version will be available tomorrow afternoon. details soon on how to test.

iOS
We will push the dino patch to the testFlight testers sometime next week.

**New Role + Channel **
We will also be adding a beta role and a private beta channel for testers. more news on the tomorrow.

POSTING IMAGES AND VIDEOS OF BETA
Please try to keep images of the beta inside the private beta channel. We want to keep the update somewhat secret so not to spoil it for the pubic release. I mean it's not top secret, so if you want to make a video it's fine, but since it will still be a few weeks before it's ready for public release I don't want people to feel bad about having to wait.

flat lantern
#

I love how casual the game is when you buy the atomic bomb

#

β€œMankind has attained the ability to destroy itself”

urban jay
#

Is Martian City the last in the idea line for now? And Humanoid Colonist in Entropy? Or did I miss something somewhere?

zenith veldt
#

Those are the endings currently yes

urban jay
#

Okay cool. I saw the tooltip about interstellar travel and it made me feel like I was missing a button lol

coarse imp
#

Hehe, sent lunch my email, hoping to get into the beta

zenith veldt
#

He will start adding everyone in a few hours

#

He has to catch up from all the messages over the weekend

coarse imp
#

Not a problem

zenith veldt
#

I'm excited about tomorrow

#

Got a big announcement to make

hasty bobcat
#

Oh?

zenith veldt
#

πŸ‘€

frigid wave
#

you saved lots of money on your car insurance?

zenith veldt
#

Not that big of an announcement

coarse imp
#

You're getting married?

zenith veldt
#

I hope not

#

No no it's game related DerpLizard

coarse imp
#

The Dino is released to everyone

#

Or, you're recruiting developers to help run the game

zenith veldt
#

Guess you'll see tomorrow

frigid wave
#

its a bug related to dinosaurs not eating humans?

vague current
#

Lol....here's an announcement announcing my announcement tomorrow

#

πŸ˜‚

#

It has peaked my curiosity tho

topaz stratus
#

*piqued

vague current
#

True

zenith veldt
#

That was the fastest correction I have ever seen

#

He was ready

vague current
#

Also true

topaz stratus
#

I am an English teacher

#

Also true

vague current
#

Lemme ax you a question then

#

πŸ€”

frigid wave
#

must resist urge for grammar errors

vague current
#

Did you sea there shoes? They had too of them

topaz stratus
#

*brain explodes

vague current
#

What grade do you teah

#

Teach

topaz stratus
#

I teach all levels of English to the men in the 1 year program at the Long Beach Rescue Mission. Math is my specialty though.

zenith veldt
#

I strongly dislike math

vague current
#

What is long beach rescue mission?

#

Math is my strongest subject

topaz stratus
zenith veldt
#

English is my strongest subject

#

Or so says the SAT

topaz stratus
#

I am currently working on Matrix Multiplication with a retired engineer

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Pre-Calculus

vague current
#

SAT was a joke when I took it. It's not about what you know but how you test. I got a 1580 out of 1600

topaz stratus
#

I only got a 990 on my SAT

frigid wave
#

Matrix Multiplication? Isn't that what Agent Smith did in the last of the Matrix movies?

zenith veldt
#

SAT is a joke I agree

vague current
#

I'm not saying I'm super smart or stupid either just the test sucks

topaz stratus
#

just like an IQ test

#

waste of time

vague current
#

Agreed

topaz stratus
#

means nothing.

frigid wave
#

about how you test and what your school covered

zenith veldt
#

I like IQ tests they all tell me I'm a genius

frigid wave
#

had a chance to take it early and did horrible because I hadn't covered any of the material yet

vague current
#

I'll send you a link to my mensa society

#

I'm a genius too....hahaha

topaz stratus
#

As am I. But I wasn't dumb enough to buy a membership to MENSA

vague current
#

Nor did I

#

I did really well in school but truthfully never applied myself. Just had no motivation.

#

I get bored in an office environment. I do HVAC and carpentry work. I enjoy that alot more

topaz stratus
#

I enjoy quantum physics.

frigid wave
#

well glad you are good at math for those two occupations πŸ˜›

vague current
#

Quantum physics and astrophysics amaze me.

#

Really anything space related I cant get enough of. I keep up with all rocket launches and new satellites/telescopes

#

2019 is a really big year for the private sector

zenith veldt
#

Yay Elon, send us to Mars

vague current
#

He is doing big things in reusability of rockets, but I dont think his plan is viable. Too ambitious and the technology isnt there to meet his timeline

zenith veldt
#

We'll see

#

When it comes to speed and efficiently I say he has the best chance of getting it done

vague current
#

Would you be willing to give up your life on earth and go pioneer mars?

zenith veldt
#

Did you just assume I have a life?

#

I'm triggered

vague current
#

Lol I didnt assume your gender tho

zenith veldt
#

My gender is Poppa Pump

vague current
#

Gender fluid...housewife to poppa pump

zenith veldt
vague current
#

Back to bingeing GoT with the wife, gotta get ready for the new season...refresh Google play every 15 minutes

zenith veldt
#

Have fun, I should do the same but I'm bingeing Seinfeld instead

vague current
#

Cant go wrong with that

frank hornet
#

never found a way to get into seinfeld

zenith veldt
#

Why not it's so good

frank hornet
#

i just couldnt get the good out of it lol

#

but then i watch alot more sci-fi / cartoons than anything l

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-l

zenith veldt
#

So what shows do you like watching

frank hornet
#

star trek star wars, firefly etc

#

serenity atm

#

gone thru robotech about 6 times since netflix loaded it

tulip dome
#

Robotech is on Netflix??!?!

zenith veldt
#

According to our lord and savior Tarana

left stream
#

WHEN BE THE UPDATE IM LITERALLY DYING FOR IT

zenith veldt
#

In 2022

left stream
#

You mean 3022

zenith veldt
#

Oh right

left stream
#

But no joke when? Like for real tho

ivory wraith
#

Never

left stream
#

I would die

#

Pls no

ivory wraith
#

Sry bub, maybe next month

left stream
#

Damn that sucks

acoustic schooner
storm holly
#

Lunch said that it can take up to a day to appear

left stream
#

@storm holly damn that sucks

coarse imp
#

If you have signed up for the beta

velvet orchid
#

8 HOURS UNTIL THE BLACK HOLE PHOTO

vital fjord
#

@velvet orchid OMG I KNOW I CAN T WAIT:D

jolly meteor
#

Why its just a black circle you cant see to much is what i think

vestal wedge
#

Well, it is the first time we ever see a real picture of a black hole... Even if it's just a black circle, it's still something cool and new

jolly meteor
#

I guess

lament crow
#

Hi all

lament crow
#

Hello😦

hallow quartz
#

Why so sad

lament crow
#

πŸ™‚

#

Because no one is..

pallid dome
#

HelloGWunuWakaOK

zenith veldt
#

1 hour until black hole now

zenith veldt
#

If anyone is interested in watching the unveiling here is a link to the livestream starting in about 45 mins

vague current
#

Yea man it's good stuff

#

also today, SpaceX is attempting to do a triple rocket landing for the first time with Falcon Heavy if it osnt a weather delay

desert pebble
#

When blacc hole comin'

#

@zenith veldt

left stream
#

I'm gonna miss the blacc hole

desert pebble
#

WHEN IT COMIN

#

srycaps

left stream
#

I wish I knew

desert pebble
#

rn the stream just a loop of telescope vids

left stream
#

Yeah

desert pebble
#

REEEEEEEEEEEE

#

hurry tf up

left stream
#

REEEEEEEEE

#

It's a scam

vague current
#

Should start in about 8 minutes

desert pebble
#

ITS BOUTTA START

coarse imp
#

Blackhole? What are we talking about here?

#

Did I miss a blackhole?

#

I did miss a real black hole, just read the article and the work for that sounded intense

hasty bobcat
#

@desert pebble did you just lose yours or are you just saying in general?

#

thanks for clearing that up.

desert pebble
#

How much metabits is the upgrade after 3D microchip?

proper portal
#

3000

desert pebble
#

Thx, i guess ill save up to 3500 in this run then

lament crow
#

Waiting for private beta channel

desert pebble
#

new update owo

hasty bobcat
#

same here, I think it takes time to see who's the private beta vs public Beta.

coarse imp
#

Same blank boy

zenith veldt
#

Edita what are you saying

#

All your messages have been gibberish

lament crow
#

#beta gone

hasty bobcat
#

odd

zenith veldt
#

Currently working on making it only available to beta testers

hasty bobcat
#

ah that's what happaned.

lament crow
#

Yes

#

@zenith veldt when I see your name, I'm always read it incorrectly like
Pappa pump erve
πŸ˜…

zenith veldt
#

P a p p a

lament crow
#

In India ( in gujrati language ) we call father - PAPPA

zenith veldt
#

We are adding people to the beta channel now

#

So who here is a beta tester and stills needs to get access?

hasty bobcat
#

@zenith veldt I am on the beta but don't see the channel are you still confirming my place?

zenith veldt
#

Just messaging lunch asking to be added is enough for now

hasty bobcat
#

just checking.

zenith veldt
#

He just added a bunch of people so he is waiting for them to all go through

eager geode
hasty bobcat
#

just got the role, I am ready to help test the update, just have to check if it's live for my tablet.

eager geode
#

Does that mean im a tester

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A beta tester

lament crow
#

I think people who are in beta tester program are will be add or....

zenith veldt
#

yes @eager geode

hasty bobcat
#

just checked my tablet is showing there is an update.

eager geode
#

Just waiting on the update now then

#

Me?

vague current
#

I need the role too

zenith veldt
#

Added you all

hasty bobcat
#

just checked and it shows a 1.12 version number, is this the update in question?

vague current
#

Ahhh I see I got the role that ks

#

Thanks*

eager geode
#

Thanks

zenith veldt
#

Are you a beta tester

lament crow
#

😐

eager geode
#

When should i be getting the update?

lament crow
#

I think lunch will have list of all people who are in test program

zenith veldt
#

Dark what platform are you playing on?

eager geode
#

Android

zenith veldt
#

It should be rolling out slowly to people as they get added to the testing program

eager geode
#

K thx

lament crow
#

Here is second

hasty bobcat
#

same here, samsung android tablet.

zenith veldt
#

Steam update will be coming this afternoon if anyone was wondering

hasty bobcat
#

@zenith veldt I am currently playing on steam, can someone @ me when it's live so I can switch it's channel.

lament crow
#

And they are more expansive

zenith veldt
#

Sure Andrew

bitter echo
#

Wait other beta People have a tag?

zenith veldt
#

Added you dwarf

bitter echo
#

Yay

hasty bobcat
#

@bitter echo you have to PM Lunch to get into the program.

bitter echo
#

I did last night

hasty bobcat
#

odd.

manic forge
#

The achievements look so dang good

lament crow
#

Yes

hasty bobcat
#

ya, just still rebuilding as my steam save is not on my tablet.

lament crow
#

It's cool

hasty bobcat
#

I just mean the one on my computer is not the same one for my tablet so I have to start from day one all over again.

zenith veldt
coarse imp
#

Please keep beta talk in the beta channels

#

Erve can I get that beta role?

hasty bobcat
#

will do.

#

sorry for the issue.

zenith veldt
#

you got it Zogs

coarse imp
#

Yeah, just don't want to ruin the experience for other people

hasty bobcat
#

got it, spoilers and the like.

zenith veldt
#

Got 3000 members and if I had to guess we have about 100-150 beta testers

coarse imp
#

Awesome

wraith orbit
#

It may be a mess up on my phone, but where did the Beta chat channel go?

hasty bobcat
#

@wraith orbit we have it set to a role now, if you like access talk to Lunch about the private beta.

coarse imp
#

It is a select group, if you have the true beta, the one in dinosaurs, let one of the mods know and they will get you the role

wraith orbit
#

I got the dinosaurs, just not beta chat access.

coarse imp
#

@zenith veldt could you get him the beta role?

hasty bobcat
#

@coarse imp let's see if they are on the list first.

coarse imp
#

True, true

desert pebble
#

boi

#

better gimme beta tester role

zenith veldt
#

Gotcha

lament crow
#

Discord thrilled

desert pebble
#

why am i not an beta tester

hasty bobcat
#

?

desert pebble
#

i am beta testing

#

i dont have the role

strong halo
#

Just gave it you

desert pebble
#

ok

#

thanks

hasty bobcat
#

odd, @desert pebble can we please keep this stuff out of the normal channels due to spoilers?

lament crow
#

😁

zenith veldt
#

Anything Dino related should NOT be posted here

desert pebble
#

Ok

zenith veldt
#

I added you to the beta channel so you can discuss it there

desert pebble
#

And soret

#

kk

lament crow
#

@zenith veldt who gives beta tester role

strong halo
#

The mods

lament crow
#

@strong haloπŸ˜‚

#

Hi

strong halo
#

Hello

lament crow
#

Sleepy😊

#

Nice name

whole prism
#

ΠŸΡ€ΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ‚

lament crow
#

By the way what is daarth

strong halo
#

English please @whole prism

whole prism
#

Ok

zenith veldt
#

We do have a Russian channel if you want to meet the other Russian players

lament crow
desert pebble
#

Discord is always drunk

hasty bobcat
#

ya

zenith veldt
#

Those are the people who can see the beta channel

#

It’s not available for everyone

lament crow
hasty bobcat
#

oh may!

lament crow
#

πŸ˜₯

hallow quartz
#

Can i get beta tester title

zenith veldt
#

Wish: Granted

hallow quartz
#

Me: Thank you

zenith veldt
hallow quartz
#

Sauron: bitch thats mine

zenith veldt
#

It's crazy cause that thing weighs 6.5 billion times the mass of the sun

mossy rain
#

Hey so the steam beta is now avalibile

How to test the Beta?
1.) In steam Right click on the game "Cell to Singularity" and click the properties option.
2.) Click the BETAS tab. Then select the Beta branch in the drop down.
3.) Then close steam and open it back up and the game should update to the beta version. ( To go back to the live version you can switch back

hasty bobcat
#

thanks for the info, here's hoping it will work and not crash on me.

mossy rain
#

it should be fun but let me know if it does

vague current
#

Android still shows no update for me :(

#

1.08 is version I have currently

mossy rain
#

Check the store android page again

#

So again if you want to try the beta out here is what todo

JOIN THE BETA

Android
->>>>>To Join the Android beta send me (lunch) a DM with you google play account email. <<<---
Once I have you email then i can add you to the closed alpha. Next you'll need to opt in here - https://play.google.com/apps/testing/com.computerlunch.evolution

STEAM
How to test the Beta?
1.) In steam Right click on the game "Cell to Singularity" and click the properties option.
2.) Click the BETAS tab. Then select the Beta branch in the drop down.
3.) Then close steam and open it back up and the game should update to the beta version. ( To go back to the live version you can switch back

iOS
We will push the dino patch to the testFlight testers sometime next week.

**New Role + Channel **
We will also be adding a beta role and a private beta channel for testers. more news on the tomorrow.

POSTING IMAGES AND VIDEOS OF BETA
Please try to keep images of the beta inside the private beta channel. We want to keep the update somewhat secret so not to spoil it for the pubic release. I mean it's not top secret, so if you want to make a video it's fine, but since it will still be a few weeks before it's ready for public release I don't want people to feel bad about having to wait.

vague current
#

So the website Google play shows the app was updated April 9th but Google play app shows last update March 8th.

#

Also the website gives no way to update my game, just takes me to the app

gritty basin
#

Go to the Play Store... and search for updates... it will appear

desert pebble
#

I am a beta tester! Please add me

vague current
#

Done that as well as cleared cache for Google play

gritty basin
#

I'm a beta tester too

vague current
#

Also have opted in

gritty basin
#

I have the new update

mossy rain
#

For Steam people here is step by step with pics

#

3.) Then close steam and open it back up and the game should update to the beta version. ( To go back to the live version you can switch back

zenith veldt
#

Cajun fries from 5 guys are the best thing ever

vague current
#

Idk, do you have a B&D burgers there?

#

Five guys is overrated

zenith veldt
#

Never had B&D

vague current
#

Just looked online apparently it's only local to Savannah area in GA...you are from VA right?

zenith veldt
#

Yea but I'm gonna be in Georgia in a few months

#

Might have to try it

vague current
#

What part of VA?

#

And if you come around Savannah, it is the best place to get burgers

zenith veldt
#

I'm just outside of DC

vague current
#

I used to live on the peninsula, and stayed in centerville for awhile

zenith veldt
#

Oh thats like 20 mins from me

vague current
#

Too busy for me....slow pace down here

zenith veldt
#

Im close enough to DC I get to deal with all the traffic and far enough I cant be bothered to go

vague current
#

It was a big culture shock moving here....I have one traffic light in my town 🀣

zenith veldt
#

Oh wow

#

I can open my door and see 3

vague current
#

Yea. I didnt mind that when I lived up that way and there is a lot more to do socially, but now when i visit it just annoys me. I have grown to like it down here better except for the heat and humidity

#

Summer time you walk outside and it feels like you are being water boarded

vestal wedge
#

I just finished everything regarding the dino test update, its amazing and can I get added as beta tester?

zenith veldt
#

Added

#

And yea I've been to Atlanta in the summer

#

It's....warm

#

to say the least

#

But I grew up in the South so swampy weather was normal

gritty basin
#

@proud hill <-- what his nick says 😝

proud hill
#

lmako

#

finally

#

someone who agrees

#

Ive been waiting for the shark update since uh

#

7 days after the daily reward update

#

thats when i wanted shark update

#

lmao

#

are there dinosaurs or smth or not yet

hasty bobcat
#

well the shark is in play in the normal branch, there's a more secret update that I am currently in the now about let's just say it's 65M back in time.

proud hill
#

what

#

confusion

#

the shark should eat stuff and give stuff

#

and u make predators

#

and out of that

#

idfk what u do thn

#

then

#

who remembers when

#

the game had no daily rewards and this server had no mods

#

and there was like a total of 7 reality experts online at a gime

#

time

vague anchor
#

@mossy rain can I get beta tester role?

proud hill
#

people were joining n not talking at all

#

all that shit was real fun

#

this server was like dead

vague anchor
#

Thanks

proud hill
#

people kept joining which was the most active thing

zenith veldt
#

I'm glad the chat is more active now

proud hill
#

@lants cAn i GEt oWNeR rOlE

gritty basin
#

I got my shark way before the Android update when it changed the GUI

proud hill
#

lmao @zenith veldt I dont rly like ot like this tbh

zenith veldt
#

Why

#

It means more people are playing the gam and enjoying it

proud hill
#

wellcuz

zenith veldt
#

game*

proud hill
#

no the thing is

#

we dont all know each other

#

unlike deader servers

#

theres 7 ppl who talk totall

#

total

#

n u know all of em

zenith veldt
#

I know most of the active people here pretty well

proud hill
#

well eh

#

lmao

zenith veldt
#

On any given day only half of the server population logs in and only a portion of those people talk

proud hill
#

still

vague current
#

The server growing is a good thing l....larger pool for ideas

desert pebble
#

True.

manic forge
#

Currently enjoying this :)

desert pebble
#

We are glad you are enjoying the game.

proud hill
#

lmaoo

#

lmaoo

zenith veldt
#

haven't seen that screen in awhile

proud hill
#

yea

#

lmao

#

29/12/2018

#

lmaoo

#

remember this thing i did with someone on new years eve

#

as in i remember^ not as a question

desert pebble
#

hiya

dim quartz
#

I think we need a use for sharks too :D

zenith veldt
#

Hey welcome

desert pebble
#

Hey kitsu from amino.

#

hello

#

boop

zenith veldt
#

boop

proud hill
#

@dim quartz change ur nickname to shark update

#

everyone change ur nick to shark update lmaoo

desert pebble
#

no u

proud hill
#

do it if u want shark update

#

@proud hill

#

remember when introductions was in general

zenith veldt
#

That was like 3 days ago

proud hill
#

and the welcome msgs were spammed here

dim quartz
#

@zenith veldt where is my nice purple name I am a beta tester since today :D

proud hill
#

wait rly

#

That was also 3 months ago

zenith veldt
#

Added

desert pebble
#

elp

proud hill
#

lmaoo

vapid rain
#

😁

dim quartz
#

Ty

left stream
proud hill
#

3 months ago the discord was better imo

#

not rly

desert pebble
#

mmmm

proud hill
#

first of all the reality expert is a role literally everyone has

#

back then not so many ppl had it

desert pebble
#

kbye

zenith veldt
#

Actually I can tell you exactly how many people have it

proud hill
#

probably 50+

zenith veldt
#

And it's less than 5% of the people in the server

proud hill
#

Yea ik but

#

its not that special anymore

zenith veldt
#

Far cry from "everyone"

left stream
#

Tru

proud hill
#

it just used to feel more special yknow

zenith veldt
#

Thats what happens when people play the game

proud hill
#

there was 7 reality experts

#

it was the onlt role

#

only*

desert pebble
#

Fun fact. I was the first person to ever join This server. Beside the game devs.

proud hill
#

except dev

#

@desert pebble Niice

#

lmao

zenith veldt
#

There will be more roles added eventually

proud hill
#

yea ik

#

reality experts still doesnt feel the same

#

NO

#

those are completely trash bots

zenith veldt
#

^agreed

proud hill
#

theres like so many underrated small bots

zenith veldt
#

Fill the server with spam

left stream
#

"SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING"

proud hill
#

made by literally unknown devs

#

@desert pebble snh

#

smh

zenith veldt
#

It got real active real quick

proud hill
#

all mee6 does is like

#

custom cmds

#

which literally are so easy to make

hasty bobcat
#

Will you two just drop it, we have people working on the dino update. once that is done we may come back to the shark but for now it's just that a unused asset.

proud hill
#

without even a website

#

@hasty bobcat what

#

lmao

zenith veldt
#

The shark is just a visual for now

#

And it will prob. always be a visual

proud hill
#

yea ik

#

lmao

#

rip

#

shark update will be the time i come back to the game lmaoo

desert pebble
#

Whistlin' while lurkin'

proud hill
#

or dino update if shark doesnt happen

desert pebble
#

Woo hoo hoo.

proud hill
#

shark was the bestthing to happen to the game change my mind

desert pebble
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Whistlin' while lurkin'

proud hill
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my problem is that the game is still slow asf before the prestiges lmao

zenith veldt
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It was literally just a cosmetic

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How is that the best thing to happen to the game

proud hill
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best cosmetic ever

zenith veldt
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Only cosmetic ever

proud hill
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still best thinf

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shark needs a us

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e

desert pebble
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Being a shark would suck.

proud hill
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why waiting 7 days for a cosmetic

desert pebble
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You would have to move constantly.

vague current
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But youd also be a badass, soooo

zenith veldt
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I would be an asshole of a shark

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Constantly biting people

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Yeehaw

desert pebble
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Have fun being harpooned by humans for your shark fins.

proud hill
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lmano

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can a shark suicide

desert pebble
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Because that actually happens

hasty bobcat
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yes, by not swimming.

proud hill
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well

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lmao

zenith veldt
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I'll be a shark off the coast of Cali

proud hill
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@proud hill still lmao

zenith veldt
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They don't have harpoons

desert pebble
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Oh yeah. Did you know you can also get your ass beat by dolphins?

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As a shark?

proud hill
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lmao

zenith veldt
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I'll travel with my gang of sharks

hallow quartz
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They hunt in groups

desert pebble
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Dolphins are much more intelligent than sharks

proud hill
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dolphin shark time

desert pebble
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And heck orcas hunt sharks too

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Orcas are more badass imo

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Oh yeah I forgot.

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Orcas are not whales. They are actually a type of dolphin.

proud hill
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lmaoo

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is this still the screen

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or was it changed

desert pebble
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So, in conclusion. Dolphins gave more intellect

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Have*

proud hill
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k

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lmao

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wait nooo

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was the metabit screen changed

zenith veldt
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yes

proud hill
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well that sucks

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is the new one that shitty white format thing

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the values r fine but

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the theme is a bit dull

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and

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like

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anyway

vague current
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I like the newer stats screen....its just stats, why need it be flashy

frigid wave
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When a mod gets a chance can I get added to the beta group please

flat lantern
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Same here

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I’m on steam btw

dusty acorn
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totLLY MISS THE WATCHING ADD FOR DOUBLE EARNING OPTION

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sorry caps

modest kiln
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at what point am i better off rebooting the simulation to get more bits even if i don't have enough to get a perk rather than just letting it run?

dusty acorn
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the bits are also multipliers

modest kiln
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ah

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I currently have 7 bits, so I'mgetting a x7 multiplier. if I claim the 24 I'm at, I would now get a x31 multiplier?

dusty acorn
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look at the windoe where you see your metabits, there is a sign over there upper right where you can see your stats, there you will see the multiplier

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*left

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the three bars

desert pebble
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a

desert pebble
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I thought that the dino update was supost to be yesterday?

sullen rain
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Hi i am a beta tester can I have the role?

zenith veldt
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gotcha

coarse imp
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I always saved until I could purchase the next few perks

prisma meadow
flat lantern
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Chess

zenith veldt
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^

flat lantern
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Always get the faster thingy

prisma meadow
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It's going to take a while to get the faster thingy though xD