#Eurovision 12th - 16th of May 2026
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Yeah but sometimes I’m sitting there thinking if that comment was actually necessary
I feel like Europe and sarcastic humor go hand in hand with each other tho 
Like Grumpy says it's just a way to lighten the mood and not take things too seriously
i just want to hear graham's reaction to the spanish dancers
his commentary is the best part of esc
Dee gets it, good commentary is such an important part
Is there any Youtube stream of the finals with Graham's commentary?
It's 2024, every country has livestreams
But they might be country locked
VPN time
Yeah I'm just hoping for a non region locked one
The official Eurovision stream has no commentary
Your local one sucks?
ironically uk does not have a stream because bbc nonsense
not sure if you guys are planning on watching tonight, but i could stream in vc if anyone wants
but as for the english commentary version, idk which site would be best
What year are they living in
the year where you have to pay almost £200 a year for a tv license
and it extends even to the bbc iplayer
Geez
Eh it's not bad per se I was just curious about Graham's commentary LOL
"Subwoolfer are doing something a lot of Eurovision hopefuls wish they thought of ... they're performing in masks and anonymously."
damn
Apparently because police got involved
i guess threatening photographers is a bad idea
i feel more bad for the entries that could've been in his place
welp no watching for me tonight
Statement on Dutch participation in the Eurovision Song Contest.
https://eurovision.tv/mediacentre/release/statement-dutch-participation-eurovision-song-contest
Well.... if true that's a very different reason from what was speculated
ill wait for nl statement
And if they go this far and police got involved it must have been bad
Glad they made it clear that it didn't involve any delegation member/performer :|
then they should also remove those that have been literally following and bad mouthing irelands performer
What does that have to do with anything. You realize this statement implies SA, right?
i wasnt that far ahead of reading
anyways so much shit has happened, im still wondering what italy got as a reponse for sharing the tv votes
Kinda find it fucked like, the guy wanted to go to Eurovision so bad and everything for his parents and then he fucks it up (whatever he did)
it's really quite something to throw your dream away like that
they should just shut down eurovision
i'm just gonna wait for NPO1 to tell us tonight what it is
The guy is implied to have done something so bad police had to get involved and you're saying Eurovision should get shut down for it?
That feels a little backwards, no?
im not quite sure what u mean
didnt say it just bc of this, thats all
was just a general thingy
Alright ig
The twt comments and quotes are what you'd expect. Not one of the mob stopped to think what this statement and the involvement of police actually likely means and are engaging in whataboutism
Dutch Commission says it has nothing to do with Israel and that whatever incident did cause it was so small that the disqualification is basically bs
Well, at least they added the first part before pouring gasoline into the fire
I mean if it really was that small, surely they'd have no issues mentioning what it actually was, right?
German press specifically says that a female staff member actually filed a complaint with the police
They say that they'll state later
As I assume it'll probably get announced in an official setting rather than just thrown out there in a random ass twitter post
Yeah, they'll announce via Dutch broadcasting service thingy whatever "later" whenever later is
Read: They'll say when they actually know what happened and don't risk having it fall back on them in a big way
Who knows 
This is like a Kpop company "confirming rumors"
But yeah, I guess this is too big in a way to keep completely private
They are denying some rumors which I guess is something at least :P
On the bright side, germany wont be last this year
Only last of those still participating
the rehearsals yesterday were also messy outside of his absence, during the fake jury votes the Finland representative refused to say Israel and just kept on saying Ireland
eurovision discord mods working overtime
Ireland might be out as well???
Sorry what does this mean? Fake jury votes? Refusing to say Israel when?
I usually just watch the stages I don't really understand a lot of the intrinsics
they basically just say fake votes so they don;t spoil the actual ones, and Finland's representative was supposted to say their version with Israel, but just kept on saying Ireland
lemme find the tweet
Oh is it like one of those things where the MC approaches each group and they say which songs they liked the most or whatnot?
nono, when they announce each jury vote from each country
Hi @EBU_HQ @Eurovision You really are doubling down with the fake cheering arent you.
Oh also your jury final for #eurovision2024 just leaked btw. Bunch of cowards ruining this show for so many people
not the same tweet, but the same video
the og tweet explained that these are fake votes, not real ones
they practice every alternative apparently
found the tweet

Messy mess, but I don't see anyone dropping out over that. God knows what Ireland group are talking about, but it doesn't read like a "We're out" either
yep
apparently EBU is having a crisis meeting atm
currently NL news is going to discuss it
yupp 😭
sdfbsudfhds LMFAO
cuties

Soon the mess shall begin
hoo boy
so we still not been reinstated huh
apparantly there were even discussions to remove the dutch broadcasting rights
Damn, Hooked on a Feeling
unexpected
Oh boy
would be cool if luxembourg won on their return
Ye
I notice a lot more of the "pretty female soloist" variety than in the last few years
don't forget the 4 half naked backup dancers forming a circle around them
That's just mandatory
(I have not watched any of these yet, so you'll get first impressions
)
didn't even know eurovision had already started till 3h ago :p
i hope marina satti who represents greece feels better now, she had a sore throat and a fever during the semi final
Now that's random
Welp
seen to many kpop stages, to be intrested in any way by any of these. just are so unexciting in comparison
This is some MuBa levels of camerawork though
same with music videos outside of korea
Vote Ukraine they’re literally so good 😭
Oh I'm behind
Didn't expect that drop into rap
Oh that staging is really pretty
LOL self censor
ukraine was ok
This chorus is pretty good
Idk where you're at rn Daya, please sync up 
they deserve at least 2 points
I'm at Germany LOL
ayy luxembourg time
Synced up now 
Yes fr
ohh she looks nice
There's the dancers, Dee
first of many
sunmi dancers
if i voted luxembourg would get a few
The verses are so fun
HIT THOSE NOTESSS
Tali pretty decent
QUEEN
love it
should have been joost turn now 
love her voice already
More dancers
i heard ebu uses anti boo things lmao
Yeah they’re all probably booing rn and singing europapa
Tbf protesting is fine, but booing this girl down very much wouldn't be
plenty of clapping along
So I'll appreciate anti booing measures

was that the mascot
Urgh that was so beautiful
Idk what that was LOL I think the dude just really wanted to put on a fox outfit
our mc saying there is alot of booing right now. way more than her prev stages
Yeah ours too “all full of boos”
That's fine, she still pulled through that performance and did incredible
Very happy for her, she's got nerves of steel
esc discord mods probably working overtime
I got distracted
oh the israel performance was quiettt..
Huh quiet? Not at all
No all the cheers were fake 😭
Move on.
It was all booing and filtered out and replaced with cheers by esc itself
Lmao ofc ofc
and the people physically cheering along? braindead take?
They lowkey eating
Lithuania song is fun
yes ik, thats why i said it was quiet, they also have anti booing technology but a few boos got through
No but majority isn’t
there was a section in the stadium that didnt move at all LOL
Yes it overhated ngl I like it
Majority is having a great time, loud minority is loud
lol i just woke up from a nap how many countries been so far
5
This is the 6th one rn
no 6
Without NL
They skipped NL in the numbers so just minus 1 every upcoming artist to know how many performed
Help I just noticed they didn’t even bother to change the numbers 💀
ah aka klein rip friesenjung
This one was kinda just there
It's because every contestant would've been promoting their vote number
Yeah Lithuania was cool
So for example Lithuania would be promoting "vote #7"
guess ill watch nikkietutorials later on at the end
probably so people wouldnt confuse voting numbers
so far my favs are luxembourg and israel
they said they wont be doing the points
ok queen
Mine are Ukraine Germany (of the ones who were already here)
Jerusalem calling LOL
everyone here was hoping for that to back out but wasnt expecting her to actually agree
wtf is this blooper HAHA
Can't say I'm a fan of any of the songs this year
old eurovision was really something
hahahahaha
in all honesty same, out of all if i had to pick id say ill go for france n croatia
Can we also talk about Italies song like it’s also rlly good
Deaf*
I heard dead first at well, but yeah
Oh she said deaf?? asdghjag
Same 😭

Help you can’t be over 40??? 😭
LOL hosts are pretty funny
got some cheesecake mochi for snacks 
One of them is a comedian I think
Ah, the hair dressers
thats bomb though enjoy
yeah the sugar rush is gonna get me through the night 
Grumpy what are these kinds of drums called? At the intro
It’s almost finished tho 😔
Is it just metal drums or something?
Fair enough 
Lmao

lo siento, no hablo espanyol
oh yeah grumpy doesn't know what's coming
spain is present LMAO

oh i didn't even notice they do that
LMAO true
Jesus
I think if the song has more hignotes it would’ve hit harder
I think so too but I don't think that would've fit the song
It would trust
I love it
LOL
Same but it could be added
jay leno on the keytar
im also curious about greece a lot of people said it was similar to a song rosalia would make? if that is true i might root for that as well
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like donatella verasce
Oh I can kinda hear that
Estonia was pretty fun too
i wanan see that
He'll yeah
AY AY AY

cheating on football i see
ayo early 2000s 
Football over today already
did they win 
my team lost im done with football.....
DEEP VOICE GUY
its so good
Hey
this is mental
ok yeah just checked thats a cool ass fit tbh
Damn
this is peak
Just damn
lmao no real i thought it was quite fun
Ireland definitely up there
Our mc just said "if you merge Voldemort and Sven Nijs together u get this man" 😭
SVEN NIJS HAHA
dons is such a funny guy
i see the vision
Was there a discount on ring shaped stage props this year
the chestplate it cool
when gollum gets the one ring
they wanted the warrior nun arc there or went for a little lotr detour ig
mr clean went over to the blue side 
ok slay rosalia girl
oh no greece
Unfortunate typo Grumpy LOL
ok i fuck with this
fortnite emote ahh chorus
Lmao
HELP NOT SVEN NIJS 😭
i looped the chorus and almost went insane
i like this a lot tbh
Greece slaps idc what yall say
idk her winning
Frr
idm*
this is really good
This is a very Greece stage
ok yeah def hope she wins she ate
my least favourite so probs top 10 yeah
Oh UK I haven't even heard this one
olly fucking alexander
its the years n years guy
idk why i thought he was gonna get run over by the bus
space man was so good
something about the perspective had me like WATCH OUT
How is this kid 33yrs old
HUH
millie bobby brown was driving that bus
PLEASE SAY JK
Well, going by our commentator
damn how he doing that
Damn only noticed now 😭
the staging is a million times better than last year i cant really complain
Slightly
good job bbc
the dancers are doing the work
He looks like a twink (I’m allowed to say that cuz om gay myself)
ok king get it
Anyways
this is just what besties do
Lowkey 😭
I mean you got dizzy from wrestling I think
I don't mind the show,but the singing ain't there
love all the gay ass performances
if you can't pin your homies against the shower walls what can you do
LOL
austria
camera guy is having fun
That's a great out of context quote
the vocals kinda weaker tho
We're all on the same page with the vocals
its a genuinely exhausting choreo tho
Yeah
Wish the song had more of the ending vocals
get it king
Yess
he did good tho for with no lip syncing 
Choreo looks exhausting af yes but you gotta balance the stage and the song hahaha
Yeah true it's still impressive
It’s giving like an average lessera stage
Performances eat but vocals could be better on some levels
the little green man and his spicy little cha cha
Lol
LMAO WTF
Here is the toilet where she did a number two
JAN BÖHMERMANN COMMENTATING FOR ORF (AUSTRIA) ????
martin estrogen LOL
EXCUSE ME
Yeah, because she was standing next to a Düne
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN THE SWEDEN SONG BRO
the united by music quote still makes me laugh, at least they tried
oh she's pulling a glee pitch perfect
Ok why is this song lowkey better than half of what’s been released this evening 👀 😭
homosexual WORLD???????
Yes I’m part of it very fun
shoutout the uk
Woodrof ate
i swear to fucking god this song will be stuck in my head more than any of the actual submissions
shoutout years & years thats the goat
Would’ve voted for her
why are the joke songs always better than the actual competition
olly for prime minister fr
noo this fr like years n years had some major bangerss
i just realized bro was on this
Because they're not taking Themselves so damn seriously
took a while to realise at first too at semis but was like oh shit its him
oooh norway time
Yess
EVEN THOUGH IT HURTS
alexander -> gate
Who?
no clue yet who the new person is
Oooooo cool instrument
a key harp
Yeah alessandra who preformed last year
Oh wait I watched this one yesterday
This one ROCKS
This build up into chorus
arghargahrg
her voice

This isn't metal enough yet
VOCALS ARE EATINGGG
YESSSS
the plate is CLEAN
I don’t understand shit but I’m banging my head
no CRUMBS
LICKED THE PLATE
The guitar throw
YASS ITALIEE
italy is a blessing for this competition
frr
Tiktok girl?
idr this one
Oh tihs one
The vibes of the song r everything
i see it in the top 10
It's okay LOL I keep getting this one and the Greece one confused
The vocals could be better in certain aspects but the vibessss >>>>>
No hate or anything I just think Italy's had better songs before
This one is fun but it's a little less memorable imo
Yeah but I rlly like this song like it’s so fun
The rap part is fun
rooting for greece to win so far of what ive heard
Also one of the backup dancers reminds me sm of prudence of the chilling adventures of Sabrina like the hair is exactly the same
or hope for ireland / denmark but sadly dont think many people like the heavyness of it
Pretty good
she ate the plate
so many rocks
Obligatiory dramatic barefoot performance
think she will actually do decent points wise
Wasn't checked off on the list yet 
& C version
what germany could have been
It’s a nice song but a little bit bland
CHA CHA CHA
CHA CHA CHA
not the intro
Finland is definitely something
Classic Eurovision
What in the world
does he not have pants on
glad this qualified
That camerawork
LOL
Work of art
👍
nope i forgot again that looks like a fire hazard LOL
This is what Eurovision is supposed to be
fuck yeah portugal
I think that was a fun song LMFAO probably gotta relisten
Idk why people said this year is mid, I'm very entertained
i loved portugals song
the dust covers
Portugal song is great
im gonna use this song to learn the language fr
Anyways

ok queen speak up
omg it's all the toilet paper
armenia let's gooo
OH WAIT this one's fun
they're adorable
She said some things about hope but it was very difficult to understand both for me and my dad 😭 (he’s a native speaker and I can understand some things)
YEAHHHH
Australia was actually fun idk how it didn’t get in
This sounds like Fuego
Oh?
17 wtf
🚒
AYOO dancebreak!
wtf 17
nemo time
they have balls of steel swinging around that thing

the stableness omg
Vocals are amazing
This is great, ngl
And yeah stability is incredible in multiple ways LOL
Yess
damn the crowd is going crazy
This one is definitely a top contender
Frr like they’re jumping from left to right rolling and laying down and still devouring every note???
This sounds like a James Bond Theme
Oh I can hear that!
Omg lowkey
Look at this!!!
If this isn't a top 5 song then idk any more, really
It's definitely top 5, maybe top 3 even
LOL nice
This sounds like old jokes
Okay very old jokes
LOL
Instead of putting it on dvd they should put it on Netflix or smt
Practically ancient
It's from our time Grumpy 😭
idk man i don't have a rune stone player
I only know runescape players
Not enough of a hag/hipster, clearly
Bodysuit time
As Dee said 
Ok this is eating
ANIME ANIME BRRRR ANIMEEE
this part sound so good
Does this still qualify as only half naked tough
Oh right this one
German commentator cringe

The Belgian one too
haven't heard this one
It’s giving a cheap blood and glitter copy from last year (no offense)
go croatia go
THE CROWD IS SO LOUD
Lord actually a better reference
I love how all the lights are going up and down with like no ryghem 😭
ok yeah pls let croatia or greece win
Same
omg we're close to done with the performances
🚒
Ok Georgia got that beattt
Dance break
She did well!!
Ok Georgia did devour a little bit
Oh right I forgot about this angle
Alr wtf is up with these commentators 😭
😭
booped
i like this song a lot too
It’s the mandatory ballad
And it’s lowkey good
But France was better last year with la zarra
She was robbed 😔
Alr the hignites did lowkey eat
Icl
See, if he had done more of this it would have been better
Omg the final song
Was that the last one?
No
Austria is next
lmao
And then they’re somehow going to fill another r2 hours
Very pretty!
Sweden Eurovision has had a lot of anti-jokes which I kinda appreciate
Rave?
Grumpy get ready
it's britney bitch

I misremembered and thought the dancers were more naked ngl
Song name checks out
This is very 90s
I say that as someone who lived through that
My mom said the exact same thing 😭
Wait a second how old r u
Practically ancient
Oh!
Grumpy's peak time was during the neolithic era
Time to vote
Grumpy how long is the wait for the results again?
Long, but the filler is often pretty good
Right I meant like, time-wise hahaha
PROMISE ME YOU'LL HOLD ME AGAINNN
Last time the voting was like 30 mins or smth?
We’re going to be here for a long time
30ish minutes
2 hours?
Til points
jesus
2 hours from now? oof I might go to bed
How
I actually really liked Latvia's song this time
was actually good
Idk bathroom break LOL
It's cool though I don't particularly vibe with the whole demon summoning
Norway 
Yeah a lot of good songs this time around idk why folks were upset
I love how they had to include just the ending cause the rest was censored HAHA
i don't remember anything coming from ireland this one is at least quite memorable
WOOOO
I really think Switzerland Croatia will be in the top 3 this time
Dunno what the 3rd song would be
estonia gonna snag the win
no abba so boo
Damn
Still a good song tho
oh that's so fucking uncanny
It's... something alright
oop the lyrics 
OMG BEARDED ICON IS BACK
You don't know Conchita Wurst?
He’s so iconic
dons limpio
The thing is, compared to literally any other stage it was....
Yeah I know but 😭
What is this btw?
Junior esc
Yeah apparently
Yeah, a while ago
Yes lowkey weird 😭
Yayadingdong >>
LMAO
wolverine loreen
Can we get Euphoria instead
me in my chair
You need a better chair
if this were a kpop stage it'd have said intro + tattoo
Idk maybe a new song
No
It's Forever Tattoo
I can read title cards 
I think she's gonna accidentally win this year too
oh there's tattoo
Cool transition
Wait, is she strapped to that chair
I think so
Either that or she did a lot of planking
She got to have some abs
She did great!!!!!
Wait you can see her being strapped to the chair by metal 😭
But still it takes some strength
Yeah
Voted Switzerland btw, by far best song
Man,I really appreciate Finland being there. Zero chance they'd win, just there to have a good time
I'M STILL BROKENNNN FROM THIS HURRICANEEEEE
Honestly though... bottom 2 are the usual candidates. UK worst vocals and Germany worst stage
^^^^
just listened irelands song
Alr I’m actually so curious rn
thats hard as hell
Again, doesn't matter if you can sing if the stage is shit and you're "dressed as if you just walked in from the street in your Normal outfit" (my gf commentary in real time)
This is Eurovision, not radio after all
also cool as fuck what ireland did with the messages on their costumes
Help 😭 ur gf lowkey ate that
plsplsplspls croatia or greece
Ireland was a great performance
Ppl need to look more behind the pagan ritual parts and look deeper
The boos?? 💀
They forgot to turn on the filter 💀
say the line
Bro I don't think there's a filter 😭
YEAHHHHHHH
he said the LINE
GOOD TO GOOOO
Omg Nemo getting their 12 points 😍
I'm not used to getting points any more
AIII PORTUGALL
good portugal
all my family must be shouting of happiness rn 😭
Gonna be fun to see how out of tough the jury points gonna be this year overall compared to public
ayy armenia got a couple points
So far so good though
nice
Gonna be Switzerland again
I hope I win
Deserved
yep
Should become a fortune teller
if they aren't getting 10 they're getting 12
GERMANY NOT 0 POINTS WHERE AM I
ooh armenia more points
Grumpy I get the idea I know who's gonna be below Germany this year 
Ikr
YOOOO no way 3 points
I need more points for Ukraine frfr
Malta 🙏
uk still at 0 lmaoooo
Wrong timeline
her reaction LMAO
would be fine with me if they did
nemo cool as hell
YESS UKRAINE GOT POINTTSSS
yeah that's a good win
😭
😭
lmaoo
jus sayin...
rob kek
U might be on to something
damn bro nobody ever thought of that before
Wdym, Finland only has 4 points
more of a cross innit
oh
Stay salty dumbass crowd
boos 😭
the chat as well bro
YAY LUXEMBOURG
Not looking at it anyway
NO ESTONIA COME ON
I got enough chats to m0d
give them points
PLSS if ireland wins that so queen of her

Gonna be Switzerland
UK got points 
This is only jury votes
almost 0 again
NOOOOOO
We still need televotes and they can overthrow everything
after this is there more points idk how this works
Yeah but Switzerland is getting a big lead
12 seems like alot
yeah
letsgoo ireland
viewer points
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
sheesh
Beamon reference?
why fuck the crowd
This is jury votes right?
they're too hateful
why

We're 10th somehow, lol
let the crowd be
As they should lowkey
Kek
Germany at 40 points so far wow
yas sandwich cake
armenia girl is GORG
she ate
Still sad for Estonian like 0 votes 😭
Aight I'm gonna head to bed I think
is it still possible to get 0 votes from viewer voting?
right now rooting for ireland
wow look at them go
Yess greeceeee
Lol, she did not expect that
yesss greece
That "wtf" face
what the hell grumpy how come you cant rig this shit so germany can win.
how does estonia have 0 but ano-
Fr
FRR
thatll be so sad
they probably won’t




