Eurovision 12th - 16th of May 2026

[tepid lynx]

🙏

[mighty summit]

|| loreen slaying ||

[lone root]

[sinful summit]

W rizz

[merry furnace]

||lets go sweedennnn||

[restive seal]

She's in Liverpool

[bleak crag]

????

[sinful summit]

blegh

[restive burrow]

croatia got points before germany :)

[bleak crag]

Blegh

[mighty summit]

|| THE LAND DOWN UNDER ||

[tepid lynx]

oh thx

mb

[mighty summit]

hahahahaha

[sinful summit]

swedens was so mid tho

[bleak crag]

"The jokes are as bad as the songs" OUR ANNOUNCERS SO MEAN LOL

[mild ravine]

i love her english

[lone root]

Funky

[mighty summit]

LMAO

seems to be a favorite among the juries

[sinful summit]

the jury sucks again

[restive seal]

The enthusiasm, lmao

[mighty summit]

hahaha

[bleak crag]

Jury so bad Lol

[mighty summit]

🤖

[restive seal]

Ye, as always

[mighty summit]

hey what the

loreen is great

[chilly veldt]

omfg

who is she

[bleak crag]

Israel pretty high considering everything

[mild ravine]

dude Sweden and Israel being in top 3 is huge

[sinful summit]

come on she's won before there's no fun in that

[mighty summit]

|| daya lets gooo ||

[restive burrow]

maybe public votes will not let loreen win

[sage lance]

what is that hoodie

[mighty summit]

she just smurfing the jury

[bleak crag]

Armenia so gorgeous

LOL SMURFING

[chilly veldt]

say that to johnny logan who won four times

i think

[sinful summit]

lmao

[bleak crag]

ARMENIA

[sinful summit]

Finland still doing ok without any 12s

[bleak crag]

||TY POLANDDD||

[mighty summit]

|| ryou lets goo ||

[restive burrow]

daya is so far behind lol

[restive seal]

Romanian jury doing the same as every year

Also huge shocker

[mighty summit]

hahah yeah she is

[opal gate]

How the f is sweden so far ahead

[mighty summit]

loreen is smurfing

daya are you watching on tv

[mild ravine]

i like how it's italy vs israel now

[bleak crag]

Mhm Robic

[mighty summit]

ah makes sense then

[bleak crag]

Loreen is so beautiful

[mighty summit]

she doesnt know

pepela

[tepid lynx]

loreen so gorgeous

[restive seal]

Pretty sure Loreen is just high as a kite

[sage lance]

noo ad break here

[bleak crag]

Commercials 😭

[mighty summit]

[restive seal]

Which is fair

Lmao

[mighty summit]

LMAO

WHAT

[restive burrow]

LOL

[chilly veldt]

goddamn

[mighty summit]

HAHAHAHA

[restive burrow]

YOOOO GERMANY GOT POINTS

[bleak crag]

??

[sage lance]

I LOVE THEMMM

[mighty summit]

LMAO

[tepid lynx]

shit is fucking delayed rn

[mighty summit]

I CANT

[mild ravine]

wtf is that outfit

[sinful summit]

ok iceland

[restive seal]

Lmao

[bleak crag]

So delayed LOL

[restive seal]

Amazing

[sage lance]

arent they 2019 iceland?

[restive burrow]

hes dope

[mighty summit]

[bleak crag]

OMG ICELAND

[sage lance]

yeah Hattari

[merry furnace]

GERMANYYY lets goo finally some points

[sage lance]

its them

[lone root]

Hattari my love

[mighty summit]

ajde idemo

[sinful summit]

it's always iceland

[bleak crag]

Beneath my mask

[sinful summit]

LMAO

[chilly veldt]

first country to say gm to australia 😭

[lone root]

https://tenor.com/view/yell-scream-play-jaja-ding-dong-gif-17703129

[bleak crag]

LOL

Ffs

[restive seal]

||8|| points to Croatia, lol

[mighty summit]

||neighbour countries ofc||

[sinful summit]

JAJA DING DONG

[mighty summit]

[bleak crag]

Yoooo 10 more for Israel :DD

||Slovenia should be higher!!!!||

[lone root]

why is everyone sliding into Hannahs dms

[sage lance]

cause shes hot af

[sinful summit]

"no." thank you mel

[mighty summit]

was slovenia the boyband

[sage lance]

i want to age as good as well

[tepid lynx]

yes

[lone root]

its only cuz Greece aint there lol

[tepid lynx]

i liked them

[restive seal]

I think you're last, you don't need to spoiler tag, Daya

[mighty summit]

[bleak crag]

💀

[lone root]

https://tenor.com/view/subwoolfer-eurovision-norway2022-gif-25012971

[bleak crag]

Dude took all the time in the world

And for what

[tepid lynx]

bro beheaded the wolf

[restive seal]

Iceland jury dude goated

[lone root]

nordic block classic voting

[sinful summit]

AYYYYY

[bleak crag]

Sweden 100 points ahead of Israel LOL

[mild ravine]

yea

[mighty summit]

what can i say

[lone root]

a.k.a anyone but Sweden

[mighty summit]

|| ayo the gg lets go||

[restive seal]

Random again

[bleak crag]

Not the chants

[mild ravine]

Måns Zelmerlöw - Heroes also was amazing

agree rob

[carmine rapids]

those glasses

[mighty summit]

yes

måns <3

[sinful summit]

come on ingerland wahey

[restive seal]

Oh Casti arrived

[mighty summit]

heroes was an absolute banger

[carmine rapids]

yeah I turned the scores on

[tepid lynx]

g'day

[carmine rapids]

want to see us get shafted last year was a fluke

[sage lance]

what do u think about scuffed dua lipa casti

[lone root]

69 .. nice

[mild ravine]

||BELGIUM excuse me???||

[sinful summit]

still doing better than germany we good

[restive seal]

Difference is,this year you have a shit song

[bleak crag]

||BELGIUM YEAH||

[mighty summit]

thank you rosie

[lone root]

Die

:D

[mighty summit]

wtf

[chilly veldt]

dang daya is behind LOLL

[carmine rapids]

@foggy bloom can't believe graham norton isn't the voiceover this time what's the point

[mighty summit]

[bleak crag]

Tf Rosie

[lone root]

gonna beat

a swede :D

[tepid lynx]

holy shit sweden is cracked

[bleak crag]

Toxic

[sinful summit]

finland you can catch up

[mighty summit]

LOL

[lone root]

if they cross the ice

[sinful summit]

you can still do it

[sage lance]

he also dubbed

[tepid lynx]

expected more from finland

[sage lance]

he did a double job

[mighty summit]

denmark gave us 12 points

[lone root]

DENMARK NEVEER FORGETS

[carmine rapids]

sweden gets votes every year

[sinful summit]

"that's a lovely beveled leg"

[lone root]

don't want Sweden to win cuz then we have to win the year after

[tepid lynx]

sweden is just cracked at eurovision

[mighty summit]

true

we're smurfing

[sinful summit]

theirs was so boring this year

[bleak crag]

How many times are we gonna hear Sweden!!

[sinful summit]

i trust in public for finland

[tepid lynx]

loreen was still serving as usual

[bleak crag]

Hi Ilanit LOL

[chilly veldt]

sooo rob inviting us next year then ay?

[mighty summit]

and it wont stop coming and it wont stop coming and it wont stop coming

[chilly veldt]

jkjk

[lone root]

but fr 1999 Sweden wins... 2000 Denmark wins, 2012 Sweden wins .. 2013 Denmark wins

[restive seal]

I mean, they write half of the songs at any given Eurovision

[sage lance]

has anyone won eurovision twice?

[mighty summit]

sure come on over

[mild ravine]

lmao

[bleak crag]

❤️

[lone root]

its too much presure

[merry furnace]

We're just great at music B)

[mighty summit]

yeah that too

[restive burrow]

behind sweden its pretty close

[carmine rapids]

does his tongue ever go away

[lone root]

no

[mighty summit]

wait wtf i didnt keep track of the points

WTF

130 MORE??

[bleak crag]

||Finland closing in||

[mighty summit]

|| either this is a done and shut case or we are getting a huge ass upset with the public votes ||

[restive burrow]

LOL

[carmine rapids]

wtf

[tepid lynx]

anyone can still catch up

[mild ravine]

[sinful summit]

LET'S GO FINLAND WA HEY

[mighty summit]

GEROGIA

HAHAHA

[sinful summit]

ok

[restive seal]

Keep in mind, public vote can still overturn

[opal gate]

Not a chance, rigged show

[chilly veldt]

THE FINGER HEART?? 😭

[bleak crag]

I want the upset!!

[mighty summit]

🫰

wait shit

wrong emote

[bleak crag]

LOL Georgia

[lone root]

[mild ravine]

damn

[sinful summit]

nice nice

[mild ravine]

again

[restive seal]

Yeah, let Finland win

[mighty summit]

GERAMNY ONE POINT

RYOU

LETS GO

[bleak crag]

Okay!!

[merry furnace]

Germany three in total, lets goooo

[restive burrow]

🫰

[mighty summit]

guess people dont like metal

[tepid lynx]

germany is insanely messed up

[sinful summit]

australia is doing fine tho

[tepid lynx]

no one likes us

[bleak crag]

COMEON CZECHIA

[carmine rapids]

normally we do even worse than germany

[bleak crag]

I get my hopes up everytime I don't see Israel on the board yet 😭

[sage lance]

an achivement casti

[mild ravine]

same daya

[carmine rapids]

last year was an anomaly

[bleak crag]

||OH COME ON||

[mighty summit]

|| jumpy lets gooo ||

[mild ravine]

lol

[mighty summit]

daya you should probably close the chat when the public votes start

[bleak crag]

Ye I will LOL

[carmine rapids]

I am Shocked

[mighty summit]

HEJ MONIKA

[bleak crag]

Don't be toxic guys ❤️

[mighty summit]

HEJ HEJ MONIKA

[merry furnace]

hej hej monika hej hej

[glossy vigil]

jury so rigged

[sinful summit]

too damned political

[carmine rapids]

it's always political

[sinful summit]

yeah

[bleak crag]

HEJ MONIKA

[carmine rapids]

that's why I couldn't be bothered w it last year then we actually did well

[sinful summit]

we've been guessing pretty much all of them right over here

[mighty summit]

where are you from casti

[carmine rapids]

uk

[mighty summit]

ah

[carmine rapids]

QUEEN

[sinful summit]

as long as uk beats croatia this year i'm cool with it

[bleak crag]

10 to Israel pog

[lone root]

WIFE

[opal gate]

Crowd sounds good for finland

[carmine rapids]

DONNA NOBLE

[opal gate]

I want to believe

[sage lance]

yes queen show off those assets

[sinful summit]

wow catherine tate

[bleak crag]

LIVERPOOL STFUU

[turbid bloom]

no u

[lone root]

lol

[bleak crag]

YO CATHERINE TATE

[carmine rapids]

how many has she had

crying

[sinful summit]

lmao

[mighty summit]

plenty

[restive burrow]

LOL

[mighty summit]

hahahaha

[bleak crag]

Okay just say it alr LOL

[carmine rapids]

she's off her face

u guys are behind

[mighty summit]

stalling

daya is watching on tv

[sinful summit]

oh come on

[mighty summit]

so she behind a lot

[mild ravine]

i'm watching yt

[bleak crag]

I:m behind fr

[chilly veldt]

dayas tv do far behind

[carmine rapids]

so am I

[bleak crag]

Yeeeee!!

[carmine rapids]

slow tv

[sinful summit]

im on TV too

[chilly veldt]

my tv pretty fast then

[sinful summit]

think it's fast

[mighty summit]

its closer to liverpool

i guess

[chilly veldt]

boink ur tv daya

[mighty summit]

chuubonk your tv

[bleak crag]

Okay guys imma close my phone soon

[mild ravine]

israel vs italy

[bleak crag]

Israel 2nd!!

[mild ravine]

1 point difference bro

[mighty summit]

alright see you on the other side daya

[bleak crag]

Prayers up for the upset

SIMPS UP

[restive burrow]

italy will get 211 points from the public

[bleak crag]

RISE UP*

[restive burrow]

thats my prediction

[carmine rapids]

public time

[mighty summit]

this is kinda like f1 the p2 vs p3 is more interesting

[sinful summit]

finland can still win

ez

[sage lance]

fingers crossed

[restive burrow]

lets see

if the public gives germany more than 0

:)

[mighty summit]

is that guy swedish

martin österdahl

[sinful summit]

that'd hurt for sweden

[mighty summit]

:)

[sinful summit]

good to go

[mighty summit]

they go from bottom to top right?

ye

[merry furnace]

Robic who are you rooting for?

[mighty summit]

my own country ofc

[merry furnace]

Sweden?

[mighty summit]

ye

[sage lance]

eurovision discord rooting for finland

[merry furnace]

Letss gooo, same

[mighty summit]

les go

[carmine rapids]

LMAO

[sage lance]

ouch

[opal gate]

Most important is that sweden doesn't win

[restive burrow]

ayo

[mild ravine]

let's do this

[restive burrow]

atleast not 0

[carmine rapids]

that hurts

[sage lance]

niceee croatia

[restive seal]

Wtf

[sinful summit]

COME ON FINLAND

[mighty summit]

LMAO

[restive seal]

Lmao

[mighty summit]

HAHAHAHA

[carmine rapids]

okay croatia

[mild ravine]

hahahahahaha

[mighty summit]

[tepid lynx]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

FUCK THIS

IM OUT

sorry

[mighty summit]

brooh

i cant

[sinful summit]

ouch

WHAT

[mighty summit]

croatia got 112 points

[tepid lynx]

i actually cant

[mighty summit]

[sinful summit]

THE FUCK

[mild ravine]

oh boy

[sage lance]

OUCH

[mighty summit]

ouch

they spava on serbia fr

[bleak crag]

TF??

[merry furnace]

aw

[tepid lynx]

||scheiße||

[mighty summit]

uh oh

[carmine rapids]

WE DID WORSE

[mighty summit]

THE BOOING

LMAOO

[tepid lynx]

i cantfuckign

[merry furnace]

OUCh

[tepid lynx]

do this anymore

[carmine rapids]

scousers too busy getting pissed to care dw

[sage lance]

ok moldova u did well

[sinful summit]

the booing

man

[mild ravine]

dayum

[tepid lynx]

man

this is dead

as hel

[lone root]

[sage lance]

I VOTED SLOVENIA I DID WHAT I COULD

[carmine rapids]

WTF

[mighty summit]

AYOOOOOOO

[sage lance]

sheees

[mighty summit]

[tepid lynx]

i feel like everyone voted for sweden

[carmine rapids]

the comeback

[mighty summit]

not enough to break loreen tho

[tepid lynx]

and finland

[restive seal]

Yep, there it is

[merry furnace]

OMGG

[tepid lynx]

oh my fucking godf

[bleak crag]

||SO LOW FOR SLOVENIA TF||

[tepid lynx]

i cant

[mild ravine]

HOLY

[mighty summit]

rip baguettes

[sage lance]

quite a lot for francd

[lone root]

[bleak crag]

BRUH

[sinful summit]

crown of insight +4 charisma

[mighty summit]

damn what

they got so much

[sinful summit]

working it's charm

[tepid lynx]

youcrane godmode

[carmine rapids]

I'm saying nothing abt ukraine

[mild ravine]

omfg

[merry furnace]

this is nerve-wracking

[sinful summit]

no surprise

[carmine rapids]

snooze

[mighty summit]

damn lithuania

[foggy bloom]

He was during the perfs

[carmine rapids]

oh good

[foggy bloom]

Doing double duty rn

[carmine rapids]

at least he's more sober than tate

[mild ravine]

i wonder for Belgium

[sinful summit]

switched to mel about halfway thru

[bleak crag]

Armenia should be higher!!!

[foggy bloom]

Now we have Mel talking shit

[mighty summit]

i wish we could see how much they got for the public vote like next to the total points

[restive seal]

Lmao

[bleak crag]

LITHUANIA 😭

[sage lance]

ouch spain

[mighty summit]

5

LMAO

[carmine rapids]

ouch spain

[mighty summit]

dios mio

[sage lance]

LMFAOOOOO

[sinful summit]

oof

[tepid lynx]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[sage lance]

edgar didnt hit

[tepid lynx]

everyone is the crowd devastated

[carmine rapids]

live audience not happy lol

[mighty summit]

jumpy its your time

[merry furnace]

owww

[mighty summit]

[bleak crag]

OUCH SPAIN LOL

[foggy bloom]

Uk could still win this

[mild ravine]

dayum

[tepid lynx]

all my fav countries are getting robbed wow

[mild ravine]

the booing

[sage lance]

love that australia is laughing

[mighty summit]

shrimp on the barbie

[carmine rapids]

what is going on

[sinful summit]

aww come on belgium

[mighty summit]

is sweden gonna win without publi votes?

[sage lance]

NOOOO ESTONIA

[mighty summit]

surely not...

[bleak crag]

BELGIUM SO LOW

[lone root]

what :(

[merry furnace]

hope

[sage lance]

ok finland vote

lets see

[tepid lynx]

australia looks so sweet

[mighty summit]

okay no the popular ones are coming now

[restive seal]

[mild ravine]

think this is the highest we ever gotten

[mighty summit]

[mild ravine]

lmao

[mighty summit]

i want it to be close at least

[tepid lynx]

i can't

[lone root]

[carmine rapids]

YOOOOO

[sage lance]

SHEEEESH

[mighty summit]

||376||

SHEEEEEEEEEEESH

[sinful summit]

COME IN FINLAND

[tawdry ivy]

LETS GOO

[sinful summit]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[merry furnace]

WOOOW

[restive burrow]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[carmine rapids]

the tongue is the dark horse

[tepid lynx]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DAMN

[merry furnace]

sheesh this is scary

[mild ravine]

no shot

[sinful summit]

AYYYYYYYYY

[merry furnace]

we need 186 pointsss pleassee

[sinful summit]

FINLAND LET'S GOOOOOO

[opal gate]

Let's go

[mighty summit]

so sweden needs 287 points

[merry furnace]

what I thought they said 186?

[mighty summit]

wait

[carmine rapids]

maths

[mighty summit]

i cant count

[lone root]

maths

[carmine rapids]

not your finest moment

[merry furnace]

our announcers man

[lone root]

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[mighty summit]

[sinful summit]

now it's clench time

[restive burrow]

naurrrrr

my guy

[mighty summit]

clenching fr

ah its 187

[mild ravine]

[mighty summit]

i put 100 too much

[sinful summit]

right I'm a little behind here now I'mma leave for a min

[merry furnace]

yee lol

[foggy bloom]

The best bit was when klavan showed up as a host

[sage lance]

everyone shouting chachacha

[sinful summit]

MY TV FROZE FUCK

[restive seal]

CHACHACHA for real

[mighty summit]

uh oh

[carmine rapids]

she looks so disappointed

[mighty summit]

[lone root]

Chachacha :D

[tawdry ivy]

OH NO

NOW ITS TJE MOMENT

[merry furnace]

ah sheesh

[restive seal]

Come on Finland

[tepid lynx]

LET THEM COOK

[mighty summit]

im happy with whoever wins

[tepid lynx]

YOOOOOOOOO NICE

[mighty summit]

[sinful summit]

FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND

[mild ravine]

the moment of truth

[lone root]

🙏

[merry furnace]

I just hope the audience wont boo

[mighty summit]

he took of his shirt

getting heated

[carmine rapids]

torso out

[tawdry ivy]

Oh god

[carmine rapids]

bro no

[mighty summit]

LETS GOOOO

[tawdry ivy]

NOOOOO

[sage lance]

nooo

[mild ravine]

cmon

[restive seal]

Meh

[mighty summit]

[restive burrow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mighty summit]

LOREEN MY QUEEN

[chilly veldt]

seee told yall

[merry furnace]

YESSSSSS

[foggy bloom]

Nice

[sinful summit]

bullshit

[mild ravine]

spoilers

smh

[restive burrow]

boooooooooooooooooooooo

[restive seal]

Jury rigged, but it could be worse

[mild ravine]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[opal gate]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chilly veldt]

it was that easy to guess

[merry furnace]

lets gooooo

[lone root]

aw

[tawdry ivy]

I cant do this

[lone root]

:(

[sinful summit]

Sweden sucked tho wtf

[mighty summit]

loreen my queen slay

[tepid lynx]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mild ravine]

called it

[lone root]

Imma chachacha sadly away

[sinful summit]

we could've had a fun winner

[lone root]

We could have had fun

[bleak crag]

SWEDEN

[opal gate]

Rigged result

[lone root]

but jury said

no

[tawdry ivy]

This rigged af

[mighty summit]

wait so finland got themost votes from the public?

[restive burrow]

awww man

[mighty summit]

jury rigged it

[restive burrow]

this is so boring

[restive seal]

Germany public gave 12 to Finland and 1 to Sweden

[carmine rapids]

we also gave 12 to finland

[restive seal]

We got the taste

[carmine rapids]

5 to sweden

[lone root]

now Sweden is tied with Ireland for most wins

[mighty summit]

🐐

[tepid lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/uhh-bye-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-walk-out-gif-17920523

my reactionm

[sinful summit]

uk gave 12 to finland at least

[glossy vigil]

me

[mighty summit]

it was pretty close

after all

[sinful summit]

not even gonna listen to encore

we're done

[tepid lynx]

IM FUCKING MAD FOR GERMANY MAN

[mild ravine]

Israel top 3 POGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[bleak crag]

3rd is super respectable!!! I'm proud :DD

[restive burrow]

italy not top3 :(

[restive seal]

Well, UK and Germany last at least. All is normal again.

[chrome solstice]

only result that matters

[carmine rapids]

not her posing for all the middle aged bald scousers

[tepid lynx]

for this one time, i do not understand why germany is dead last

[chrome solstice]

we are back on the correct timeline

[carmine rapids]

girl run

[mighty summit]

croatia getting 100+ points is the real kicker

[merry furnace]

I'm really happy Finland and Sweden topped

[tawdry ivy]

croatia got 13th place but it was one of the last before🔥🔥

[carmine rapids]

we're back in the correct timeline

[tawdry ivy]

A lot of ppl like it apparently

[mighty summit]

the simulation has corrected its course

[bleak crag]

TY SIMPS

[opal gate]

Better win hockey against Sweden on monday then, otherwise I'm gonna move under a rock

[merry furnace]

you could move to sweden B)

[carmine rapids]

pandemic over, germany and uk bottom

simulation ended

[tawdry ivy]

Idk what to say

[foggy bloom]

I love the uk

[sage lance]

always

[restive burrow]

Okay im gonna go again, was nice chatting iwth yall. Goodnight

[foggy bloom]

She’s bloody won before

[carmine rapids]

I thought you weren't allowed

to do it again

[glossy vigil]

wtf actually rigged

[carmine rapids]

didn't it used to be against the rules

[merry furnace]

She won with "Euphoria" in like 2012 or something

[restive seal]

Jury rigged. It be what it be.

[mighty summit]

why not

[restive seal]

And yes, there is no limit to competing again

[sage lance]

euphoria was huge, isnt it rather that shes too famous to be in eurovision now

[tepid lynx]

not even eurovision could cheer me up

[opal gate]

This is as rigged as american politics, win popular vote but still lose

[bleak crag]

It happened before with some guy

[restive seal]

I mean... to say this nicely, when was the last time you heard anything about Loreen

[glossy vigil]

should send lordi again

[bleak crag]

Johnny Logan

[lone root]

Please Ireland won 3 years in a row and then again with a year gap

Ireland was the 90s Eurovision

[restive seal]

10 yrs is a long time in music

[carmine rapids]

if ireland bring jedward back they'll snatch it for sure

[lone root]

https://tenor.com/view/jedward-wee-papa-girl-rappers-vanilla-ice-will-smith-gerardo-mejía-gif-16321704

[mighty summit]

bring lordi back

[foggy bloom]

Jimmy joker won

[restive seal]

This

[mild ravine]

"Violins playing and the angels crying
When the stars align then I'll be there"

[merry furnace]

I wonder if she's hit her head on that ceiling when practising

[carmine rapids]

bit of pilates

[foggy bloom]

This is decent

[lone root]

run of the mill Swede pop

[carmine rapids]

she's got a great voice

yeah this is very sweden lol

[bleak crag]

I love the phenomenal - feminine-al (super feminine) wordplay you guys

I closed the tv LOL

[carmine rapids]

see you in another 10 years girl

[foggy bloom]

The guy that wrote that song also produced heartbreaker by g dragon

[mighty summit]

loreen third win 2033

[bleak crag]

Which song?

[sinful summit]

top 3 moments of eurovision 2023

1. belgium serving major ****
2. the little flute dude in moldova
3. croatia's song being over

[foggy bloom]

The winning song

And cypruses

[bleak crag]

Belgium served fr

[sinful summit]

ugh so good

[bleak crag]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DWVCKO3xAlT1Q

Reposting!!

[bleak crag]

Go listen y'all the studio vers are better!!

[sinful summit]

purely in terms of music belgium was my fav

[sinful summit]

also sam ryder

[carmine rapids]

we need to bring him back

get his win

[sinful summit]

man is a national treasure

[lone root]

Sam Ryder the real winner of 2023

[carmine rapids]

I love him

[bleak crag]

Why do people like himh so much? o:

[carmine rapids]

he's just a ray of sunshine

[mighty summit]

[lone root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udsMTb2NIak

[sinful summit]

amazing performer, a good person

[chrome solstice]

it was quite a nice song

[sinful summit]

luscious hair

[mighty summit]

majestic hair

[sinful summit]

godly hair

[carmine rapids]

he was great on the new years concert too

[lone root]

Jesus vibes

[bleak crag]

Ohh okay okay I see =p

[carmine rapids]

that song was on the radio for months

[bleak crag]

I didnt know if it was like a Keanu Reeves moment

[chrome solstice]

damn cazzi opeia is on loreens song

[carmine rapids]

I dont know a single person who dislikes him here he's just so loved lol

[bleak crag]

Something about long haired men that has everyone praising them

[chrome solstice]

everywhere i go

[carmine rapids]

talented long haired men !

[mild ravine]

Highest we'll ever get

[restive seal]

He does have great hair indeed. many idols would kill for that

[forest cave]

Damn, germany once again got messed up

Middling song + negative international standing will do that for you I guess

[lone root]

its all nettas fault fr fr

[forest cave]

Well, lock her up for a year then

[restive seal]

The song wasn't amazing, but it was nowhere near the worst of the evening

Jury just be like "we don't understand, what is metal exactly?"

[forest cave]

Yea but germany single handedly caused the eus energy crisis because we turned off that one nuclear plant or smth idk

[restive seal]

That's... complete horseshit, lol

[forest cave]

Reading international news last year was wild lmao

[restive seal]

Also not for this channel at all

This place is now for looking at the almost unanimous reaction of people about Sweden winning over Finland all over the internet

Haven't seen the Eurovision crowd this mad in, like, ever, lmao

[opal gate]

Only way to make this better is to win the hockey match against sweden on monday and play cha cha cha as the victory song

[bleak crag]

https://fxtwitter.com/Yerevan2024ESC/status/1657498233101340672

👏

[mighty summit]

summoning all the simps

apparently loreen is the first woman to win eurovision two times

slay

[bleak crag]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2XhLiOVoMTWR0LNkvVEYA5 Man some of these songs that didn't even qualify are so nice

[sage lance]

I LOVE WOMEN

[celest peak]

Well, the only other person who did win twice was Johnny Logan, who apparently is not a woman.

I found the German song to be truly horrible, btw. Had to quit after 19 seconds. I also listened to that unicorn song, which was weird, but at least didn't hurt and the winning song, which was not as good as Euphoria a few years back, IMHO.

Let's see what they do next year in Sweden. They'll probably bring out ABBA again. Whether in person or as avatars remains to be seen.

[bleak crag]

Germany grew on me a bit tbh but it's not my go-to among the entries =p

[sage lance]

pretty sure they will bring ABBA considering next year it's their 50th anniversary, no way Eurovision is missing out on that

[chilly veldt]

im down for abba

[forest cave]

Arent abba members in their 70s or smth

[mighty summit]

yes

[mighty summit]

the math checks out

[celest peak]

That's why they used avatars in their recent concerts.

[lone root]

https://youtu.be/vxrxgOvGRuY

shout out Dadi for this full ... cover!"

[celest peak]

Is this an Atomic Kitten cover?

[lone root]

yes

[restive seal]

I'd rather listen to the Spin Me Round cover again

[lone root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6oNeNKTRks

you asked.

you shall recive

[restive seal]

That's more like it

[bleak crag]

TASTE

[sage lance]

I will always love Netta

I need her back every Eurovision

[sage lance]

the abba theories are gone folks

[vestal orbit]

Sweden entire plan flop

[coral loom]

gday

so whats everyones fav song so far

if this channel will be re used for 2024

[restive seal]

Just need to adjust the name. @bleak crag

7th - 11th this year

[bleak crag]

Eurovision 7th - 11th of May 2024

There you go

[carmine rapids]

omg eurovision forum

olly alexander my bestie

[vestal orbit]

Eu party soooon

[foggy bloom]

danny l harle wrote uk entry

[restive burrow]

yassss

[sage lance]

Romania is out of it this year so I will enjoy it even more

[tepid lynx]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmWYEDTNOGULUJYEhh-EUa32rEcHuNXO7&si=5INzjhdb5dyVWnZb

here is the playlist of all 37 songs

gotta say, this is a strong year

[coral loom]

gotta root for my boy joost klein ofc

[celest peak]

Germany is sending a decent song for a change. Nice.

[sage lance]

https://fxtwitter.com/Eurovision/status/1772672636255912259

https://fxtwitter.com/Eurovision/status/1772676705645109703

[tepid lynx]

netherlands as the closing act

is so satisfying

[coral loom]

my man gon win

[restive seal]

Only 6 more days!

[sage lance]

its timeee

first semi final

[coral loom]

really late but i wasnt that super entertained by the semi finals

this year kind of underwhelming to me

[vestal orbit]

[sage lance]

ireland ate

[bleak crag]

Anyone watching 2nd semi finals rn?

Switzerland is pretty fun

Really impressive, must've taken forever to practice

[restive burrow]

im an only finals watcher unfortunately

[bleak crag]

Vocal stability >>>>>>

[sinful summit]

switzerland was amazing

[bleak crag]

The new Dune looks great! ||Denmark stage||

Honestly the best part of the performances is just getting to see the performers be so excited about finishing their perfs

[sinful summit]

armenia's felt like older eurovision that was really cool

[bleak crag]

Yeah Armenia was nice

Very fun performance

I love the chord progression on this Latvia song

Prechorus 👍

Honestly sounds like something I'd listen to in my free time ngl

SPAIN GOOD START

Instrumental is lowkey carrying but

[sinful summit]

those dancers

[bleak crag]

San Marino took A TURN

Stage looks awesome

[sinful summit]

oh my

[bleak crag]

LMFAOOOO

i feel seen

||ALL YOU FREAKSSSS WELCOME HOMEEEE||

those instruments are so fucking cool

THIS GUY'S VOICE IS SO FUCKING DEEP LMFAO

estonia bop honestly

Queen :D

I love the staging

[mild ravine]

ah here is the party at

[bleak crag]

This song still makes me emotional

She did amazing I'm so happy

Oh this Norway song sounds good too

[mild ravine]

Europapa next

[sinful summit]

what is that instrument

[mild ravine]

[sinful summit]

love the sound

[bleak crag]

Fantastic voice

[sinful summit]

wow

[bleak crag]

Yeah Norway was awesome

[mild ravine]

HERE WE GO

[bleak crag]

i'm joost klein

what the fuck

LOL

[mild ravine]

[bleak crag]

It's giving Scatman John

[sinful summit]

we needed more weird ones

[mild ravine]

wait for the "hakke" music

such a banger

[bleak crag]

WAS THAT A haii :3 IN THE BACKGROUND?

[sinful summit]

i just noticed the bird

[mild ravine]

WELKOM IN EUROPA JONGE

[sinful summit]

WOOOO

[mild ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/hakkengabber-hakken-gabber-hardcoregabber-thunderdomehakken-gif-21291180

[bleak crag]

this song is going everywherre

[sinful summit]

awww

[coral loom]

EUROAPAPAPAP YYUHHH

NL NL NL

[mild ravine]

🤝

[coral loom]

europapa fucking hypeee

[coral loom]

LOLLLLL the denmark shade by sweden

such a nordic thing to do

denmark=the victim

[sinful summit]

man they're really up themselves about this

moomin?

[coral loom]

yasss moomin finnish though kek

[sinful summit]

YAYYY CHACHACHA

[coral loom]

i mean danish wear skinny jeans while on wintersport

i give them all the righ to HAHAH

[restive burrow]

i just tuned in to scroll back and watch europapa again lmao

[sinful summit]

latvia?

[mild ravine]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[sinful summit]

EUROPAPA

YEAAAA

[coral loom]

LETSGOOOOOOO

[sinful summit]

NORWAY POG

[coral loom]

if joost doesnt win

then idk either

[sinful summit]

nice

oh dear

YESSSSS NEMO

[bleak crag]

Oh wtf Israel actually made it????

[sinful summit]

ofc

somehow greece did too

[mild ravine]

F Belgium

[sinful summit]

AYYY ARMENIA

rip San Marino

[bleak crag]

San Marino 😭

Greece is honestly very surprising

Like I was not expecting them

Very happy about Switzerland

[sly portal]

yeah not surprising after they got 40% fromfrom "Italian voters"

rigged as always

you can't justify Estonia, Latvia and Israel while Denmark, Malta and Belgium where there with objectively better songs

literally all the songs that were not in my top 5 all got in

im like genuinely mad and disappointed

[restive seal]

Honestly, I've stopped caring about who actually won many years ago, I just enjoy the ride and laugh at the bad ones and the bad taste of Europe in some years

Eurovision is all love and cheering for whatever happens, unlike the bitter and uncaring world of Kpop

[sly portal]

sorry but this year is actually shit and the only goo d ones that got in the final are Ukraine Georgia and Portugal

also honorable mention to Italy

tbfh rn I would not even be shocked if Israel won

[bleak crag]

Israel song is good tho

Belgium felt a bit underwhelming this year

The stage too idk I wasn't a big fan

I'm honestly lowkey rooting for Switzerland just cause that staging+live vocals were a really impressive combo

[mild ravine]

Yea we weren't impressive

My vote goes to Croatia or Netherlands

[bleak crag]

I missed all of round 1 LOL I'll check it out in the final tho

[mild ravine]

Croatia is insane

Ngl

https://youtu.be/6LyjyuaQggs?si=HB1uzrIUjFU8fZnH

[sage lance]

they’re on the top of bets allegedly

i have like 20 mins left to watch of the second semi final cuz i fell asleep

[sly portal]

Yeah but giving the amount of backlash they got and if you’ve seen actual live footage of the ppl in the malmö arena, given the fact that in Italie they got 40% of the televotes idk something seems fishy to me

[bleak crag]

I mean given Italy's song choices over the past few years it fits their taste really well

I don't think Italy as a country is particularly pro-Israel so I don't think it's worth arguing that it's politics or bribery or whatever

Israel has enough economic issues rn to be spending money on voting bots or bribery or whatnot ☠️

The backlash is political, Eurovision is an apolitical event

Wasn't it literally created after World War 2 to unite Europe through music?

[sly portal]

“Apolitical” so we’re going to ignore 2022 😭 like that year was packed with sympathy votes

[sage lance]

Eurovision is apolitical on paper, but realistically their choices are always influenced by politics otherwise we would still see Russia in Eurovision for example.

they literally clowned this last night in their skit song

i’m rooting for Croatia this year

and Ireland

[sly portal]

Yeah so that’s one of the reasons so many people are shocked Israel was even allowed to join and even entered the finals

[bleak crag]

On it being allowed to join - sure, but it entering the finals is really votes only

Like especially if people DID take politics into consideration

Either way like we don't have to read too deep into it LOL imo Belgium is an even bigger surprise

I really didn't think the stage had much to it, I don't hate it or anything but last year really set high expectations for me

[mild ravine]

Joost Klein has apparently "vanished"

Eurovision mentioning an incident and he didn't show up for rehearsals, they skipped NL (they should have been 5th)

[sinful summit]

[restive seal]

Someone getting rid of competition I see

[sinful summit]

eh he was never gonna win

[bleak crag]

Oh wtf I hope they're okay

[mild ravine]

he apparently also deleted some IG posts about Eurovision

[bleak crag]

bruhhh

[restive burrow]

https://gyazo.com/b97777bdd483c4aa21eb177de43f0d9d

this could be misinformation but tihs is what i found

[tawdry ivy]

he had every right to hit them if they made fun of that

[bleak crag]

Huh are his parents Palestinian or something?

[restive burrow]

No

[bleak crag]

bruh

[tawdry ivy]

no but its really messed up to make fun of someones death

[restive burrow]

I think he wouldve done the same if someone else wouldve done it

[bleak crag]

Well duh but wtf I don't think they would've even known whether his parents are alive or not??

[restive burrow]

his whole song is about that

[bleak crag]

It is?????

[restive burrow]

and he talked about it on camera

yes

[tawdry ivy]

yes

[restive burrow]

his parents died when he was 12

[bleak crag]

wtf that was absolutely not my takeaway from it

damn

[restive burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiHFnmI8pxg

[tawdry ivy]

honestly i think israel shouldn't have participated this year

[restive burrow]

thats why at like 2:50 minutes

he made that messaage thing

[tawdry ivy]

netherlands is def my second place but i hope croatia wins

[bleak crag]

Right I saw the performance yesterday

But the song just does not give off those vibes at all

I get if it's an artistic choice or whatnot but 💀

[restive burrow]

the song basically is about an orphan "him" wandering across europe trying to carve his name into the vast expense of the world

the lyrics he sings in german are like
Im in Germany but im so alone
and then the next line is
Im in Italia but it still hurts so bad

[sage lance]

happy song sad lyrics

[restive burrow]

yepp

[bleak crag]

Fair enough ig

Definitely flew over my head

Which is lowkey a shame cause I do think that makes the stage even better but yeah

[coral loom]

bc of the press conference thing

but uhm damn if hes gone

guess no celebration here this year

[forest cave]

Do you have Confirmation that thats the reason? Ive seen all kinds of speculation including him punching somebody

[restive burrow]

its either press conference or the punching

[restive seal]

Bruh

Mess

[bleak crag]

Ohhhh just saw what happened during the press conference, lmao lmao

[restive seal]

Do tell

[bleak crag]

https://www.youtube.com/live/G_iucBEgQu0?si=XiXtASf2gsk-DuWf&t=3334
Netherlands singer covers his face with a scarf/flag around the time the Israeli singer starts answering questions, then when she gets asked a pretty provocative question and wonders whether she should answer it, he says "Why not [answer it]?"

But yeah like Ryou said idk if this is what caused his suspension(?) from the competition, there's a few rumors floating around rn it seems

[restive seal]

So definitely not about him punching anyone because they insulted his dead parents

[bleak crag]

I mean we don't know yet, probably best to wait for an official response

Rumors do be rumoring tho

[coral loom]

so as an NL here

we just got it on the news

apparently its mainly because of a reporter that got him heated up

i didnt really listen much bc i was in my room, but heard them mostly talking about the reporter part

[restive seal]

feelsbadman

[coral loom]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZIJngaXvr/

he's doing fine while not being there tonight, audience still going crazy

[sly portal]

Tbh Eurovision 2024 is probably one of the messiest ones ever

I rlly hope joost is doing good and that he didn’t get suspended

[coral loom]

not sure if its 100% confirmed but her was only suspended for tonights rehearsal, theyre saying he is allowed to perform tomorrow but the point diversion will be less / different? (not sure how that works)

[sly portal]

Yes but seeing how everything is going now (also with the Dutch flag being removed, THE ACTUAL FUCKING SWEDISH POLICE being involved, esc itself being overly vague about what happend) idk I don’t have much hope for tomorrow

[coral loom]

its alright he won at the audience already

[sly portal]

Yeah that’s true

[coral loom]

in the end eurovision has been shit these past couple of years, and imho itll only go downhill from here

[sly portal]

Twitter is exploding rn it’s actually insane

[coral loom]

im not sure if ill watch tomorrows finals maybe ill dip and go do other things 🤣

[sly portal]

I do lowkey wanna watch only for Ukraine (bc theh SERVEDD) and portugal (family) and also I just wanna see who wins 😭

[coral loom]

i quite liked portugals song as well!

[sly portal]

Yeah Portugal always does lowkey deliver but it’s overlooked 😔

Last year with saudade too

It was so touching

[coral loom]

had to laugh when i saw this

i liked swedens entry as well so was like ha thats a fun crossover

[sly portal]

No but why r the twins LOWKEYY

Lowkey

[coral loom]

we'll see what happens tomorrow

[sly portal]

yeah

[coral loom]

hopefully itll go on without struggles

[sly portal]

Doubt it

[coral loom]

[sly portal]

I still can’t get over the fact that Latvia and Estonia got ik but not Malta and Denmark like this year was so weird

But anyways

I am actually so gay but idc

[coral loom]

werent they like tiktok guys

my vague teen brain remembers then from somewhere and i keep thinking it was musically at the time

[sly portal]

Idk but they do have the visual potential to be

[restive seal]

The main mistake people are making is people taking Eurovision too damn fucking seriously all of a sudden. It's not that deep and not supposed to be

[sly portal]

It has always been serious tho, it’s just that now countries that r in active war with eachother and are constantly violating human rights are competing seems weird, especially since they didn’t let Russia join but they kept Israel in only cuz morrocanoil is their biggest sponsor

This whole case is fishier that hybes payola

And that says a lot

[restive seal]

Yeah, I'm not gonna talk about this in Eurovision chat, think what you will about that situation but this ain't the place

[coral loom]

Understandable, but this year is one big mess for sure lol

we'll see how itll go tomrrow

[sly portal]

Yeah let’s see tmrw, something will definitely happen either good or bad

[restive seal]

My biggest worry is actually our German commentator. For the past 25 years it's been the same person and now it's a new one cause he retired

[sly portal]

(Ukraine, Portugal and Georgia for the win!)

(Also italie, she lowkey slayed)

[restive seal]

Here's hope the new one can bring the same vibe or it won't feel the same

[sly portal]

No but they should genuinely leave those commentators at home cuz the only thing they do is give backhanded comments about every little thing 😭

[restive seal]

That's part of the fun