#Misc Chat
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I hope she returns
what did ice spice do
Contraversial posts, staff mistreatment, words and claims not piling up to her success, shit music, and bad business decisions by signing to nicki's label and seemingly having issues with her
There is cleopatra expose series if for anybody's interest, her being one of her ex close friends
But the main issue really is that she was a tiktok fad
Not because she did things extremely unforgivable in societal terms like diddy or anything
Also she kept putting the same flow and beat, people were tired
we really went back in time, even NL is playing slay the spire on stream
Ice had even seems to have shaded cardi for her facial surgeries and other rappers for flopping, while her album not doing especially well either
Main thing is people put the title people's princess on her because they thought she was drama free, but she was far from that turns out
more time for crazy taxi
I was thinking about posting exactly this
for the sports fans out there
fdr is their jordan
Quoting Doug Emhoff (@DouglasEmhoff)
Fourth quarter huddle with the legendary Doc Rivers. We need everyone on our team to show up for Kamala in this final stretch: http://IWillVote.com.
Hiring doc rivers for last quarter of an election is crazy
Doc rivers fucking sucks
The neuralink monkeys have escaped and are chasing down elon musk
He deserve bad thing.
Quite the take from Blue Earth county, Minnesota. Not looking good for them once Nov 5 comes around.
and this is California so far
Tbh not surprising seeing now Latinos voted
I found out Harris lost with us by almost 30 points (if accurate)
https://fxtwitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1854370878274052190?t=q2xPa3iOyWTB7QI_-ewEmA&s=19
Did Blockberry manage their funds?

Imagine spending 1 billion to lose the american indian vote
they spent a lot of money
does that even count how much the independent expenditures (ie. PACs) were?
I recall reading Future Forward USA alone spent over $500 million
it's been really funny/sad/interesting seeing all the explanations for what went wrong
and every time its basically the same things people have been criticising the dems for, for years
there's a lot of blame game going around for sure
I hope at the very least this diminishes the influence of the Elders of the Democrats
if 2016 didnt, this wont
clear the house of everybody who was in politics back in freaking 1970's at least, jesus christ

perhaps Father Time will have to step in
for both parties really
but if the last few years showed anything, they will literally grip their power seats until the last second
people have 4 years to ready themselves for 8 years of vance
Feinstein (Cali Senator) refused to step down despite being more or less incoherent and nearly braindead
and just died before they could replace her
at 90yo.
Pelosi's 84.5 years old right now and still going to be serving in the House
imagine if they get sotomayor to retire and put harris in just before biden leaves
I hate to agree with Azealia Banks since she even grifted from her own couple day old statements, but keeping Elon out of political power was essential and now that might be impossible
might?
the man is going to have unlimited influence over the administration over the next four years
him and his group of billionaire friends like Thiel
to strenghen the situation by downplaying it
there isn't a federal agency that he somehow doesn't hold a grudge against
and that's just one of many Trump loyalists
the likes of Bannon are going to be back in
Not just the 4 years, JD Vance was basically his pick
If JD Vance ever becomes president, Elon will likely be defacto president like Homelander
while America as a whole will be fine, the amount of damage specifically to federal regulators and agencies will be very thorough
some of them deserve it, others not so much
That's the only way i see JD Vance being Republicans' pick to succeed Trump, his position is kinda dependent on Elon
Yummers
it depends on how good things are in general for people in the next four years
Jesus christ what the hell is going on in Amsterdam
One of the resolutions to take from this is that the necessity to learn Chinese dialects
nah, I don't want to live under a Chinese influenced world, sorry
you're in europe, you have russia to worry about
Regardless of one setting foot in China or not, or you endorse China or not, it will be helpful to learn or be familiar to an emerging lingua franca with Trump's tarrifs kicking in
learn Japanese, Korean, some kind of Romance language (Italian, French, Spanish?), maybe pick up some German (they're gonna start the next war, just wait), etc.
Chinese is just not worth it if it's not something you already know
I think learning Chinese would be more worth it than all of these
Especially German, as someone trying to learn it
I am just unsure chances of United States or EU states lasting China in upcoming 100 years
German's easy, just pretend you understand them and nod along as they go on with their monotonous monologues.
they'll appreciate it
Atleast through their current political scenery that is
I am not calling China especially stable, but i would not expect them to collapse before another civil war in the US happens or the EU falls and fascist regimes in Europe rises again
It is still quite hard to predict medium to long term predictions, especially under aggravated climate change
I wouldn't bet on China coming out on top in any scenario against the US
and fascist regimes in the EU would still be more liberal than what's in charge of china
I extremely doubt that point, with outlook of far right parties all over europe and Trump's reemergence
My future scenario does not have global war but inside conflicts or civil wars, if global wars happen to the point of america vs china, we are all fallout screwed
I just do not think there will be a definite winner in such a war that would not be pyrrhic
I just can't comprehend how China's government system and their peoples' liberties is in any shape or form better comparable to even worst case scenario US/EU
We have literal mussolini and nazi general/ministers' descendants speaking at rising alt right parties
why not look at why people are starting to lean in that direction again?
It's just that the worst case scenario US/EU is extremely distopian and also looming upon us
we live in democracies, there has to be a reason for the shift
europe would go back to being the lib paradise it gets paraded around as if governments simply handled the immigration issues the right is running on instead of ignoring it
denying reality and pretending like these people are just crazies and have no relevance when their votes matter just as much as the other side is going to be very dangerous for the ruling coalitions
I am only saying what seems to be happening, as a non politician i have the right to point out evident flaws or looming doom without having to come up with complete manifestos on how to exactly combat it
incumbant parties are getting thrown out all over the world
The only suggestion i had was that chinese trade will likely increase due trump tarrifs and that learning the language is an useful thing
and the alternative to those incumbant parties seems to be only the extreme oppositions, whether on the left or the right
the centrist alternatives are not that distinguishable from the incumbants
I do not think that is a big endorsement of the chinese system, albeit liberal democracies are showcasing themselves to be rather fallible in a lot of regions, trends set by erdoğan/putin also did not help by showcasing other countries how to bypass the system
I am not trying to be Adam Silver here
I am worried that establishment parties will take the wrong conclusions from results or just do what their donors want
A lot of blaming towards trans people, chappell roan, aoc and sanders even by democrats
Harris election night if Mazzulla was running the campaign
Quoting Doug Emhoff (@DouglasEmhoff)
Fourth quarter huddle with the legendary Doc Rivers. We need everyone on our team to show up for Kamala in this final stretch: http://IWillVote.com.
I wonder what happens in the alternative reality where biden rode out much higher unemployment instead of bringing it down at the cost of higher inflation
I am unsure that'd change much in terms of election results
Unemployment was super high when trump left office but he doesnt seem to get any of the blame for that, maybe thats because people eventually get their jobs back and sort of forget about that period whereas with inflation prices stay high, psychologically even after wage growth has caught back up
To be fair i just think it'd change what trump goes after
It'd be "we will create more jobs" and also he had already attacked biden's unemployment rates as being fake
Media didn't cover what economic impact trump's rule caused on the state, enormous amount of articles now being written about trump's economic plans possibly causing immerse inflation, and recession compared to before results
Like in 2016, popular media, even supposedly liberal outlets seems to have wanted a Trump presidency to have more to "cover" and gain engagement
God forbid
Lebron is actually a good pick for president, he lies unprompted all the times
Seems legit
Honestly, the Dems can learn a lot from the GOP. Running with a random dipshit celebrity has worked out twice for them already

If no moderate or centrist democratic candidate manages to beat Trump in ratings/favorability and he manages to actually run for a third time (i know that it should be not the case), taylor swift could be a hail mary case
Or against a project 2025 candidate
what bothers me about the whole inflation/cost of living thing is that people are being told that the economy is good, which may be true, but they're also expected to just accept that as if they arent struggling
I do think the reaction is towards democratic party leadership more than progressive politics, people like AOC and Rashida Tlaib did do well in their reelections
But unsure if democrats want to put someone like them as a candidate due their donors
Yea like I said maybe high unemployment would have been better since after the recovery from it, prices are still low
but also ive seen enough caleb hammer to think that some of those really are doing it to themselves
its one of those situations where inflation was bad so prices went up, but you can't just bring prices down, so wages need to go up instead
dunno. just feels like that underwater hi five meme really
I just think it results from a failure to combat the narrative of trump being the economy candidate
If you ask a question in that style up there about tariffs you probably get a similar split lmao
but the foreign company pays the tarrif!!!
Lowkey hope he actually does them so people find out
nobody else to blame it on when it all goes wrong since they control all branches
"No."
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said he would not leave his post if asked by President-elect Donald Trump https://trib.al/Pvqh6dj
Oh they will try to anyway
And its on dems to push back on that narrative on those dogshit podcasts
yeah it doesn't mean the prices have gone down, still getting price gouged
if the campaign was any indication of their ability to communicate the truth then we're in for a whole lot of blame shifting
just uncontested, blame it on immigrants or their business pals while still helping them
Takes a bit to build up the dem turning point usa
Ive noticed that some of the larger lib influencers like brian tyler cohen, pondering politics and even destiny have started talking to each other and they seemingly want to push more for that
Like actual lib influencers supporting dem candidates instead of constantly shitting on them like the leftist influencers
no way man hasan the tankie terrorist sympathizer is totally what they need
I mean, at the end of the day this election once more shows that big parts of the US population just get off on all this putrid hatred and bile spewn. Just go to that level and they win easy peasy. Stop trying that dumbass when they go low thing. Kamala campaign did that very successfully until the DNC.
Image Walz just going "Oh yeah? Buckle up, couch fucker" at the VP debate. That's a couple million free votes right there. It's all a giant ass Roman circus and people eat it up.
cinema
You just cannot declare your opposition to be the demolisher of democracy and secondcoming of fascism only to not actually hold them to harsh criticism and just concede without any objection
If you genuinely believe your opponent is as huge of a threat, then you gotta start acting like it
Nothing they can do at this point unless they wanna do their own January 6th. Pretending like they could isn't helpful.
Not at this specific point expect a recount if they suggest many mail-in votes were not counted
But i meant for during campaigning season
There's zero point to a recount when no state has even been remotely close
Only reason i was suggesting that is because the counts are nowhere near the "record voting amounts" first suggested by mail-ins and early voting period
Yes because the count isnt done yet
I wonder what the final count will be
The count is "are you fucking insane", specific numbers are irrelevant at this point
I just wonder if the turnout is high or low
I think it is a sensible thing to wonder especially to review an election
We already know there were record turnouts, that has nothing to do with the vote count
Those things are counted seperately
If both major parties had their votes decreased with record turnout then where did the votes go
Majority of them cannot be unaccepted votes
seeing andrew yang pop back up on the tl and realising just how on the money he was 5 years ago in regards to AI
get that mf back in
Yang is probably the biggest yikes person the Dems have
So yeah, that works
Gotta get in the worst
Nah, Yang is the biggest Elon bootlicker
As I said, gotta get the worst
We cannot by any circumstances give it to Elon
He is running the "democrats biggest mistake was being too mean to elon" rn not joking
Elon is a lot like Trump, just somehow even less likeable
And less funny
Like, as horrible as Trump is, he does have charisma
Elon... really doesn't. At all.
I still cannot believe this was the same guy that was saying "stan loona" 5 years ago, not because it told anything about character, but because time is a flat circle
make one comment about a guy being on the money about AI
somehow gets turned into yet another musk rant
ok
Yang is just a hack and a horrible person, that's about all there is to it
My response was just why it turned to elon rant, it was a recent thing that was related
Also thing is Yang is no longer -that- relevant
Not 2020 levels atleast
you need to be careful when feeding prompts to weaveGrok
In other news Grammys nominations are beginning now
Any picks or predictions?
not really
Yeah the way the party works has been fundamentally flawed for ages and they really don't change how they run or their messaging structurally
There's a reason a decent amount of republicans actually like Bernie and it's not because he campaigned with Liz Cheney
lol guess this is their next game plan, not my screencap but got this text too
https://www.axios.com/2024/11/08/musk-trump-zelensky-ukraine-call turns out being an actor will be an invaluable skill for zelensky
He’s so real for that
The Resistance founds out. Loved knowing you guys
I don't know if this is on purpose or just forgetfulness, but Trump did leave office on Jan 20th, 2021, less than one year after the start of COVID pandemic... unemployment being super high kind of came with the environment at the time.
If the point is he doesn't get any of the blame (even if the actual culprit is the pandemic) while dems seem to get the blame for a lot of stuff, it's again a messaging thing lol
Republican messaging is super aggressive and they've played the blame game since forever
Only arizona remains out of the 7 battleground states now to be called, the 6 others all went to Trump
They're very good at ingraining messaging on people's minds because they focus on a thing and don't shut up about it
Also the alt media thing that was already discussed while dems rely a lot on traditional media
the democrats have gone around blaming everything and everybody they could point fingers to other than themselves in the past few days
latinos, white women, men in general, the amount of advertisement and marketing spending, etc.
and as you have reiterated, a lot of the blame is going to the messaging
but that frankly feels a bit out of touch, blaming what they were saying alone not getting through to people, despite their near complete dominance over traditional media, Hollywood, etc.
I don't agree that if they had just said what they were saying better and more often and stronger, then they would have won
They wouldn't
saying it's a messaging problem is the democratic high command's way of saying they don't really want to change anything for the next round, just how they will say it or advertise it
The issue is the message itself not the means by which it was distributed
Sure that can help
Get it to more people
that I agree with, they have to fundamentally change what they are saying to be more in touch with people, not just how they are saying it
That's what i mean when i say it's a messaging issue, yeah
yeah I wish they would listen to that, because I am not sure if the country can handle multiple terms of Trump-like administrations. one or two, maybe... but more ... I don't know.
But we know a lot less people turned out to vote this year and i honestly can't blame them, neither should the dems
(but they will)
it's a pretty stark gap, vs 2020 for the democrats
while the republican side is well within usual margins
it was 15m votes last i checked while trump was kinda normalizing to be about the same
a lot of people just chose not to vote, for whatever reason
maybe they died during covid, maybe they were turned off by the Israel-Palestine thing, maybe they didn't like that Biden dropped out, I don't know, but for an election where states were decided sometimes with 40-200K difference in votes, 14-15 million people is a lot
I'd be interested to see which states had the largest drops though once the final count is done
or if it was more spread out and normalized across all the states
I remember briefly seeing that on swing states they were either the same or kamala had more votes than Biden had (?), pointing towards the issue being Trump just got more votes on them
but i didn't check so it might be wrong
I think Kamala not being able to distance herself from Biden hurt her a lot
And made a lot of the voterbase kinda feel like eh
very funny how the healthiest biden has looked and sounded in the last year or so was his post-election speech
like a whole weight was lifted off him after dropping out, despite any possible consequences from that
He looked mostly good on the dnc speech iirc
still, he clearly didn't want to drop out, maybe deep down he was just a bit vindicated by Harris loss despite everything else
he did stumble a bit there tho
her being appointed the candidacy vs being chosen by the Democratic primary system probably had something to do with the voter base feeling a bit turned off too
because if they had a choice in a proper democratic primary system with their delegates and council of elders super delegates, she probably wouldn't have been their candidate.
I think as far as dem campaigns go hers was pretty good, I've talked about having issues with some aspects of it here but my issues with it are often paired with the messaging issue the dems have overall
Within the expectations of the way they run usually yeah it was a pretty good democrat campaign imo but it was still a dem campaign
And as long as they don't fundamentally change their message to the voters we'll keep seeing the same thing
She was polling 6th in 2020 when she dropped out. Ain’t no way she'd win the primaries the 2nd try
If only someone could have see this 
idt they could've picked anyone better in the situation they were in tbf
biden choosing to run again was definitely a choice
Traditional media seemingly spends most of their time sanewashing trumps proposals while also picking apart all details in harris', so idk what this is even worth nowadays
x the everything app is the new media!!!
https://fxtwitter.com/TheCartoonBase/status/1855008996459004336?t=g-BeSvrWcbJZecsj6dLXFw&s=19
1: tv/streaming series are not really favorites to win grammy awards, despite if they have record demand or numbers
2: they need to dip their toes into the Ladies Code lake (great theathrical concepts there) a bit more to call it "snubbed", we are talking about an awards show that considered giving ENCANTO the aoty ahead of Beyonce and Adele, and gave it to Harry's successful but forgettable work, pretty sure the current situation is more understandable than that
Poison does in fact slap
Probably hard carrying the soundtrack lmao
That and that one duet with the Latina coded villain
If they’re smart they'll reflect on why the past 4 years have made them unelectable. Might require some time living in reality which doesn’t seem likely at the moment.
I mean, what made him unelectable was mostly being visibly senile and worse at hiding it than Trump (who has also very much cognitive issues, but alas)
Doing the whole "if he had stayed in the race snd weren't senile he would have been" hypothetical is completely useless and not worth discussing.
i was trying to find where a bunch of news accounts were saying trump supports term limits on congress and could only find the video on big rw accounts
and they all transcribe it as "oppose term limits"
instead of impose, i think?
theyre not sending their best over on twitter
Term limits on congress would very much be a good thing... right after term limits for SCOTUS
yeah even if its done under dubious reasons like rooting out the deep state lol
still ends up being a net good thing
term limits for scotus, usa rolls a 1 on their luck dice and all the terms end when trump is president letting him personally elect all 9 judges
at least it would be only for X number of years instead of 30-50
Nah, I mean both Biden and Harris. Idc if Joe is senile. He already was in 2020. Afghanistan and then inflation made both very unpopular. They could have ran Harris unopposed in the primary to give her more time and it wouldn’t have changed much.
In hindsight a genius move by trump to negotiate the afghanistan withdrawal with the taliban but make the timeline so it happens during the next administration
not a qualm with how that was handled
They need to decide on whatever to satisfy their donors and commit bbc levels of money laundering or to win elections
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The first Korean woman to be named Olympic Volleyball MVP Kim Yeon-koung and Lee Sang-hyuk, better known as Faker, the Hall of Fame Esports champion sit down with each other to talk about the differences and similarities between their respective disciplines as well as ...
someone voted warren / swift
check those out if you wish
there are votes for lebron james and charles barkley
also for kendirck lamar, flavor flav and ru paul
also the specific "anyone else but someone in this list"
Yes, there are votes for random celebs every time, this is completely normal
It's what you get when you have the write in option
Dipshits who think they're smart, but the only thing it really does is forcing some poor poll worker to manually catalogue your bs
not really, atleast not all of them that is
people also get shocked and also write in people
99.999999% of them are exactly that
people seems to have wrote in kamala-walz
also biden
there is also a vote for "ficticious"
i think there are possibly also intoxicated voters or people too old
3 people seems to have wrote in jimmy carter
looks like Nick Fuentes had all his personal info doxxed
something about "Your house, their choice"
Maybe it would not have happened to him if he stanned LOONA
Orbits would have canceled that guy into oblivion ages ago, please
I am joking, his ass would not be saved by that
the fact he is a public figure and a guy would already put him on the edge with orbits
But hes gay, so idk about that
https://fxtwitter.com/tarapalmeri/status/1854730928154632594?t=nL81YNPsZ6ndLhyho3U3Ew&s=19
blockberry...
NEW: The Harris financial juggernaut, which raised well over $1 billion, is still soliciting cash and has begun seeking buyers for its email lists in order to stave off its debts—raising uncomfortable questions about where and how all that money was spent in the first place. http://puck.news/the-harris-campaign-ended-the-2024-cycle-in-debt-what/...
And you just know a big portion of that went to celebrities at her concerts rallies lol
all election campaigns in the US are just wealth transfers with no real care about the end results
everybody knows it is a grift because almost all other countries on earth can run very proper election campaigns with several magnitudes lower campaign funds
Well... just as a reference, the highest amount any party has ever spent in one election year in Germany (that statistic is slightly skewed because it also includes state elections happening in the same year as a national election in the budget, so it's even less than that for said national election) was around 80M in 2009 and ever since then the highest was around 60M
So yeah, there's really no excuse for the US to blow as much money as they do on campaigns, but hey, if it buys you direct access to the president (Hi Mr. definitely not relishing corruption Musk)
even if you scale by geographical size and population size, it's still an insane amount of money compared to other large, rich G7 nations.
It's not just the money either, you guys spend, like, a year tormenting yourself with a never ending wind-up to the election that just leaves everyone exhausted
Elsewhere it's, like 1 month
Tops
a year = every year. there isn't a time in the year when election campaigns of some kind aren't happening, every single year 😭
I mean yeah, just talking about the big one rn
it used to be worse in Ohio because we were a swing state, but now it seems they've given up at least 😄
which makes sense, who wants to hear about politics all the time
none of which seems to matter after the election given none of these politicians follow through with their promises for good, evidence and fact based change anyway
and sometimes the guy promising actual fascism, dressing it up as benevolent dictatorship, wins...
Hey now, it's not like he tried to overthrow the government or anything
I want to hear about politics all the time, but I had an interest in it since a long time ago
But yeah, that is the issue
To be fair, Trump never dressed his dictatorship as benevolent
Politics is for dummies i dont wanna hear about it ever
To be fair, even in turkey parties seemingly spend more, in 2023, the ruling party had gotten 2.658btl (at last year summer's conversion rate, leads to 100m dollars) of state support for local election campaigns, not to mention the amount they have had within their pockets or donors
Bars
Money laundering through political campaigns is kinda the norm rather than the exception
DALE!
banger
This makes me wonder how much money republicans raised/wasted/laundered/whatever it is
that is pretty funy
Democrats not being able to succeed against an otherwise easily fendable, and even arrestable/detainable opponent, and LOONA's potential not being utilized seems to have reasons overlapping at money laundering
Not all the reasons, but a glaring one
And it is just for the local elections albeit state wide, not for the presidential race
The crazy thing is her 2020 campaign also ran out of money
Quoting Tara Palmeri (@tarapalmeri)
NEW: The Harris financial juggernaut, which raised well over $1 billion, is still soliciting cash and has begun seeking buyers for its email lists in order to stave off its debts—raising uncomfortable questions about where and how all that money was...
She unburdened herself from the money that has been
Democrats acquired the lee jong myung package
He should probably use that money to pay his own debt for all his rallies
Hes gonna run out of cities to scam soon
Apparently trump has over 100m left from his campaign
Atleast by the staff numbers, but yeah, trump is an evident scammer already
We're going to have to live through an administration advised by guys who are still mad about the pain of prom night
Quoting Stuart Stevens (@stuartpstevens)
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James Cameron says 'AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH' will introduce two new Na'vi tribes.
One is nomadic and travel through the air. The other represents the dark side of the Na'vi.
"They were destroyed by volcanic eruptions, so they resent nature and everything the forest Na'vi preach."
#D23Brasil #D23Brazil
(h/t: @omelete)
Yeah, cause that's the reason they lost, lol
All these takes are just garbage
And I really don't need to see more of them
If it didn't hurt her, it should have
I mean it is a symptom of why she lost
Not the reason tho
Just one thing on the huge list of the campaign being clueless about how to move voters
Anything that ive seen suggests that swing voters didnt really give a fuck
That's hardly a take either the dude's just reporting something
But he did not report it with joy™️
RBG v.2
She's not like 100 tho like rbg
Nor terminally ill like RBG
Lets hope she does not die
9 Neil Gorsuch to personally benefit me
They wouldn't get a judge through the senate anyway
looks like republicans might end up with a one vote majority in the house which is the funniest possible outcome tbh
time for 10 more rounds of speaker votes
1 vote majority for MTG Republicans is basically unsustainable, yeah
Maybe they're lucky and Trump gives her a cabinet post or something
I tend to find myself in a similar situation, as a fellow sports enjoyer
Make money quick scheme be like
jesus
you'll find your way to use greater metaphors of a different and more general variety eventually
sometimes the most simple are the funniest.
ah yeah you'll probably see taika post about that at some point too
hey more nazis on the administration thats so cool
Also looks like trump is picking a few new house members for his admin so that speaker vote will be extra funny
couldn't have picked a better guy to deal with immigrants
and now chief of staff potentially lol
Losing your majority for months because you had to pick idiot #437 for random cabinet position #23 
Only way to unseat MTG
Just get her into that administration
Actually not that stupid when you think about it from the non-crazy republican perspective
No we need the lauren boebert vs mtg drama
They come in various grades of nepotism and crazy
I'm sure Lara Tramp will have a job as well
You know what, that typo is actually pretty on point
Im still waiting for ivanka to show back up
I feel like she's outta there for good
Only semi sane person in that clan
Well, I guess Tiffany too, but she dipped long ago
we are carbon maxxing https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1856068493822546178
Former REP. LEE ZELDIN will be Trump's selection to run the EPA, according to multiple sources.
goodbye paris agreement
I read that as led zeppelin and was very confused

Both of us outed as old for old people reference
don't think they're US citizens unfortunately
or fortunately for them
Does that even matter for cabinet posts
You know it probably doesn't, but most of these people are members of Congress which requires it
Fair
Has trump fully backstabbed rfk jr yet or is that still coming
I've mostly checked out of it, so ifk. Watching our own clownshow. Apparently Merz stopped pretending elections in January were even remotely realistic or even possible
After days of posturing and demanding it of course
Forget enshittification, this is blockberryification
Just not a good look asking for even more money when you are running broke
And before you start, the distinction here is she is not asking for money for herself or her campaign
This is specifically for close house & senate race recounts
Which is very much standard, since the one asking for the recount has to pay for it
I supported acting upon it from beginning, but just due misspending of preexisting funds within her campaign, i am unsure if they will act upon it with the money collected
Like i am not asking why they are trying to push for a recount or object if they are
They're not the grifters of the Trump campaign who most definitely wouldn't have. If they say it's for those recounts it's for those recounts.
Low bar to put
I could say i have done more good for the earth than Ted Cruz and that would not be a big level to beat
There's only one bar to compare to, doesn't matter if it's low
Not in terms of giving your money
This is not really "choose between who is the lesser of two evils" type of think unlike voting, unlike your vote you could spend your money for your own
https://fxtwitter.com/aaronnarraph/status/1855962504712552829?t=xEiqQ5Zubchk5viAcMi2NA&s=19
Where is that chimpanzee/median voter tweet
I have no idea whatever tf you're on about, this is literally only about funding recounts
I just think it is bad optics for an overspending campaigns who did not accompolish much to ask for even more funds, now will be it worth it, idk, i cannot know for sure
Oh no bad optics
Who gives a flying fuck, lol
We have long left that world
What's gonna happen, is she gonna lose the election?
I mean i am not saying i would not do the same
Like i would do the same
It is just funny that is what it is
Biden can still run in 2028 right?
Bold of you to assume he'll stiill be around then
Trump sold like 10 different trump branded overpriced garbage products but here is where I draw the line
The trump moneygrabs are endless
Hmm... Probably not, more likely he will be in a wheelchair...
But maybe he can walk
Watch your EPA
An underrated newjeans song
Gonna be a rough 4 years for red states with no federal funding for education or disaster relief
Extra rough if california starts withholding money from the federal government
I mean, you already know they'll only cut funding for blue states
That is what happened in Turkey despite the nonfederalist system, they cut out finding in the metropolises even because they did not vote for them, but grant tons to middle of nowheres due being strongholds
By middle of nowhere i do not mean "poor districts", i mean places with not a lot going on
Also again, i support the recount attempts, because there is not much to do, i only regard optics because it causes the situation to be funny, but honestly, i am the fastest to disregard it in a lot of situations
what
Especially since it is most often used as the leading excuse to "this is why we cannot have nice things"
The gang of the optics bros disbanded last week
Not a fan of defacto vp Elon
VP is a little low
This was my main fear with Trump's reelection
already dreading the dems learning absolutely nothing and running on the same establishment message but even more right wing in 4 years
VPs don't really have any power
Unless the Senate is tied
probably gonna win with it anyway
or maybe the american public discovers that they love mass deportation of naturalized citizens, then its gonna be an uphill battle
Can't wait for Vance running for president
They will only love that until they realize that means no one is doing the jobs that none of them wants to do themselves any more
Ask the UK about it
And this would be at a much grander scale
Part of the risk republicans have in 2028, is some candidate seeing trump and going all out even further with no filter, but that not actually winning votes
trump still says stuff where he says something that appears to support some view then says "im not sure if thats true"
as he has some kind of awareness he cant 100% fully send it
No one to serve you drinks and food any more, no one to take care of your old people in their old people homes and definitely no one to pick your fucking crops
And they'll still whine about being unable to find a job of course
Trump is 78 though, so could be an exception, and Elon was a key part why he got there
With all the voter manipulation and media trendings
UK learned the hard way that you can't just yank that many people out of your country and not suffer harsh consequences to the detriment of anyone who isn't filthy rich
That 44b spent on X was not solely for social media, but for presidency
The infamous "who will clean your toilets donald trump"
For the love of god man, stop pinging me with every single message
I make unrelated messages to each other, i just do not want to make people lost about what i was responding to
they see what youre responding to
florida after fifty hurricanes and they deported a chunk of their workforce
some states just do not win
plus they have desantis
I respond to several things at a time, and i am worried about underspecification
again
You can just turn the ping off
Wait i can do that???
Yes
das anpingen

Does it work
N o. You need to click it and then it'll show "off"
Like this?
...
I am on mobile browser (vpn obligation), the site preview is not ideal
It does not showcase the cross
Nothing of sort shows there
born to yap forced to disable ping
tl;dr if it's grey it does not ping, if it's blue it does
Can i just disable ping by default in settings? If so how do i do that
As for mobile
Nvm
There you go
DId it with the nvm
Yeah...
Anyway, USA won't have happy times with millions of their quite frankly most laborous workforce deported
Cause contrary to whatever tf Trump says immigrants do not tend to be lazy mass murderer rapists who come kill you at breakfast
They're working their asses off
Kelly Osbourne had a decent point about that, albeit horribly worded
I can see an outcome where trump makes alot of noise about deporting people, and a big deal out of some raids on factories or something, but doesn't actually massively increases deportations because his billionaire backers don't want the loss of a labour force
Certainly a possibility, if only because Mar-a-lago would be considerably understaffed as well
Unless you think all the underpaid workers there are "Real American Workers™️"
the administration isnt just trump this time
the people hes picking are ideologically committed to mass deportations
Question is, will anyone care that deporting naturalized citizens is ever so slightly unconstitutional
Or will they just have their pocket SCOTUS wave it through
those deported will probably care
That's part of the issue
The eternal cycle
True
mass deportation is also not popular at all, except for actual criminals and recent illegal crossings
but we know the trump admin isn't really looking only for that lol
Otherwise people are mostly in favor of amnesty if the person is just a regular working citizen that overstayed their visa or whatever
"Send all those damned brown people back to... checks notes ... Puerto Rico?" - Miller, probably
trump voters when their undocumented parents are deported 
honestly with how trump is it's possible he's gonna be like "wait latinos voted for me we cant kick them out"
Can never count that out
Maybe that was the secret latino mindgame to foil the plans of Trump's cronies
Galaxy brain strategies
That's assuming he'll have any control on the admin too cause yeah he does seem like hes kinda losing it lmao
Hes also been weirdly quiet
Gotta expect the worse
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/agenda47 some soothing videos to fall asleep to
80,000 pounds of Costco butter was just recalled, because the label doesn't say that it contains milk.
It's butter.
News articles are telling people how they can return, or safely dispose of, the butter.
It's butter.
No words
Devious plan by Costco to poison the populace by not prominently labeling that the product that has been produced by humans for literal millenia contains its main ingredient

I can't believe it's not butter
Chloe Fineman reveals Elon Musk was the ‘Saturday Night Live’ host that Bowen Yang referred to that allegedly made cast members cried:
“You made I, Chloe Fineman burst into tears because I stayed up late writing a sketch. I was so excited, I came in, I asked if you had any questions and you stared at me like you were firing me from Tesla and we...
Strongn't woman
Concertgoer allegedly squats & urinates on ground at Sabrina Carpenter show in viral video.
Elon Musk "has been seen at Mar-a-Lago nearly every single day since Donald Trump won, dining with him on the patio at times" and "weighing in on staffing decisions, making clear his preference for certain roles," @kaitlancollins reports
the fanfics are writing themselves
So Rubio is getting Secretary of State, huh
Jessie about to be called back as a nanny
She has acting projects? Lol
(yes this is real)
Beyond fucked indeed
The worst thing about trump is his writing style
wonderful americans
the best part is that it’s not him writing, he just dictates to someone else typing
the war room video ruined the illusion
The department of government efficiency having 2 bosses is just peak
Wait did he just name a fox news host as defense secretary?

bold move
he knows the bestest defense strategies
yeah I think platoon level tactics should scale up well to the entire united states
Can't see through that paywall, but from context he isn't exactly an experienced general, is he
Ugh
also rip that 30 day deadline on the letter expired and nothing happened as expected 
to be fair, secretary of defense isn't always a general or even a military man
wouldn't hurt though
damn can’t believe tv host is his only qualification
also can’t believe starrlink stole our election
Trump’s new pick for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Fox & Friends throwing an axe that hit and injured a drummer on set who later sued Fox News.
Mom loses $800K disability case after photos emerge of her winning tree-throwing competition https://trib.al/wrwjkBf
Not recent news by any chance, but i had seen it recently and it's quote obscure
https://fxtwitter.com/tgrthabertv/status/1856426188303933510?t=tjFBDNjxZOqkyQZzTNciIw&s=19
Canan Karatay (nutjob old Turkish "doctor" who is famous for harsh dieting advice, losing money to scammers due her diet making her consciousness unreliable, and being anti-vaxx), claims Dubai Chocolate is "poisonous" and claims that it will cause one's body to be acidic, that it will make people sick and cause cancer (wtf)
📌 Dubai çikolatası çılgınlığına Canan Karatay noktayı koydu!
🗣️Prof. Dr. Canan Efendigil Karatay:
“Dubai çikolatası zehirdir.”
#CananKaratayaSor
@KalecikGulden
Also claims that "the ones who eat dubai chocolate should wait like 'oh my mother got cancer, i will get cancer too'", unhinged quote, but it is the translation
Does not help that the most well known dietician in the country has no knowledge of health it seems, this is chocolate with pistachio kataifi cream, not mercury
I still find this so fucking funny simply cause of the absurdity of the name
it's literally an onion bit
America big bad world hegemony super serious world police now has a state department called doge
Can't make this shit up
Part of me worries that the absurdity of the name is meant to distract a bit from what this department will actually do...
The fact that it's only planned to be active for around a year and a half or so too
I didn't realize ONN was back and unironically got baited by that video where they do the whole "lets zoom in here" when discussing voters, then zooming right into someones home
"Dismantle Government bureaucracy" is a bit sus
if you dismantle the government you'll also dismantle the bureaucracy, easy

Nothing sus about it, they're pretty much openly saying what they'll do
It's either to turn the US into Reddit country, or to fullfill promise of Elon being given a department to run/governmental position
The abbreviation literally alludes to the meme crypto
What kind of reddit are we talking here?
Cause reddit has been left wing as fuck since 2016
No, they're turning the US into a plutocracy with zero oversight for their rich overlords
What even are regulations and regulating bodies
The crypto/"dank" meme stereotype of that social platform atleast...
And getting rid of the department of education is part of it cause dumb people are what they want
Atleast how the platform was seen before the X acquisition of Elon, they loved him there
And Elon actually tried to buy Reddit first, but could not because Reddit at that time was not sellable in company status, now it is however
reddit hasn't loved musk for years now, well before he bought Twitter
Btw, Bluesky has had over a million new registrations in a week 
That's 4chan's /biz/ board
Like 99% of all crypto memes come from there
I was not anywhere near 4chan, i had seen regular subreddits with either elon/mr beast sucking up though
I was using the platform because i loved the specific subreddit of oldpeoplefacebook, but the odd protests that lead nowhere caused the sub to be closed for some reason
Not surprising
And all the Kpop accounts there (all 3 of them) are Brazilian. Gee, I wonder why. 
people will just move back once they realize they arent getting the attention they wanted
Turns out you can maximize government efficiency by giving every government contract to tesla
Who wouldve thunk
Now, now that's not fair. They'll give some to SpaceX and NeuroLink
stupid world
Dumbest timeline
Yeah
Its pretty funny that hes appointed a bunch of mega war hawks after running on isolationism
No, you see... bombing people of color from afar isn't war.
i predicted this would happen
albeit it might not have been hard to do
https://x.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1856658367055310981 it’s official
I mean hey, Napoleon did appoint common foot soldiers as officers and it worked
Surely Trump is as much of a tactical genius
"Peace through Strength" it is
Napoleon also tried to imply a mainland blockade and it did not work
I mean personally I'm not very surprised by a lot of these nominations
especially because his allies' economies crumbled due the tarrifs or bans on british products
None of these are surprising, the biggest suckups were always gonna get these posts
and such HAD to trade with britain under the sheets
That's all Trump ever wants to do, surround himself with people who kiss his ass and never say no
And if they eventually do say no because he asks them to do something highly illegal he kicks them out
The secdef is surprising and idk if its getting through the senate
They have enough of a majority to not be at risk
Apparently the elon department wont be a real department so they dont have to divest and wont need confirmation lmao
Does the Senate have its own nominee too?
And no crazies like MTG there to block it
I personally wonder if Elon will ever want to get a VP/P status, i do not think he will abide the law that said he'd need to be born in the US
The senate has to confirm the presidents nominee
Ah but what happens if they don't?
The president has to pick somebody else
So it just keeps repeating itself? 💀
If Trump got through the legal system, I would think Elon might try
Reality is dumb enough as is, let's stick to that.
Or the senate goes into recess then the nominee doesnt need confirmation
Which is why the senate majority leader candidates trumpled over themselves to suck up to trump by saying they would put the senate into recess
Oh 💀
It's just that it is uncertain what will be an Onion/Clickhole headline, and what won't
so sometimes we have to make dumb-sounding predictions on atleast possibilities that might happen
Yea checks and balances apparently dont stand up very long to bad faith actors lol
It's not an official government department (those are really really hard to create) I'm assuming they're just gonna act like consultants really
So they might have some influence but idt they have actual power to do anything
Sounds more like an outside organization than a gov department
That's just called a department because doge omg!
Except they'll have the effective power of a government dpt cause Trump is just gonna do whatever they recommend
Maybe
And then people are gonna know that and just do whatever they say to avoid Trump getting mad
certain organizations in Germany in the 1930s weren't official government organisations for the longest time either for that matter
Unfortunately another case of wait and see
It's Elon and Vivek so they could easily fuck it up
Oh for sure, but point is, having orgs outside the official government that effectively hold the power is very totalitarianism 101
yeah i don't mean to take away from how serious it is just pointing out it isn't an actually government entity
that'll depend on how the rest of the people running the government feel about Elon's stupid shit ig lmao
And how any changes can even be implemented
idk the proper due process on gutting federal agencies 
Cute of you to think they'll follow due process
"There is no such thing as the West Bank - it's Judea and Samaria. There is no such thing as settlements - they're communities, they're neighborhoods, they're cities. There is no such thing as an occupation."
-Mike Huckabee, Incoming US Ambassador to Israel
"Genocide and forced displacement are all lies made up by the woke left."- Huckabee, probably
Can't wait for whatever their new ambassador for Russia has to say
What do you do when you see something completely bonkers
not as in "the world is doomed" type of bonkers but "whose demand made it exist" type of thing
I thought we're not doing the whole war talk thing
or "how did someone put through this"
We're not. Unless the war is in West Bank now.
It's all part of the same argument isn't it? 💀
I thought the point was to avoid it as a topic of discussion
I am not a mod so idk what you all have decided about this
If you wanna be like that just ban the mere mention of Israel
Cause it will always come back to something like that due the state of how things are
Not all mention of Israel is going to be war-related... it's just about not mentioning I/P stuff
I will say one thing, I would not be one to want a ban discussion of some topic integral to my country
especilly if you cannot really mention the country without mention of specific topics at one point
I mean it's more like, if a natural disaster happens in Israel, do we not talk about that either? lmao
I mean... do you want an honest answer to that?
it would be related to the issue on hand because 1: it would affect what one'd consider as israel, 2: it would affect the reasonings for the specific natural disaster, like budget allocations or attention of ministries/organizations within
Or lack thereof for certain regions/people, yes
Alright I'm leaving this to the others
tl;dr, no one is talking about war, that's the best you're gonna get when Israel becomes topic
That's just due to how things are at this point in time
Yeah idk it's a big grey area. The video doesn't mention war but you can't really talk about the geopolitics of Israel/Palestine without talking about it
I was deliberately not going to the war stuff despite it being very easy to
It's just that the mess within Israel is just as bad
Banning certain topics from being mentioned often occurs by people who want to install a certain arguement to the general setting of discussion
So yes, it's always gonna be a tough one
do you think this is what I'm doing with that rule?
there is a difference between memeification and complete spam, and the mention and review of what is on hand
i am unsure, i cannot say for certain, i know this purpose occurs within censorship rules in countries
welcome to the country of loonacord
do we get a flag
This sentence makes zero sense
we should prepare one
Benevolent Ruler Connor
actually i'll make one, one day
A flag you say
The topic is banned cause it eats up the channel with pointless discussions more than all the other pointless discussions
well that was before weaveGrok descended on the channel
i doubt the latter part
Stole a @shadow elbow meme, sorry
powerscaling on pointless discussions
most by you
that'll be ten dollars
good choice
It was for the good of the people, Help
don't you mean $9.98
Gotta send the bill to Loonacord officials
but for me to be transparent, the rule is in place for the following
- I personally do not have the time to moderate this amount of discussion at this level
- The staff who volunteer to help me with this server did not sign up for to moderate something this serious, they're here to tell stan twt kids to stop spamming and listen to music.
- Nothing productive will come from the conversation going round in circles for the nth time, so we made the decision (by vote if you remember) to stop the discussion from happening
As an independent country with its own currency and reserve bank we can print loonadollars to pay you
how many mods are there
#welcome
#welcome
It doesn't matter how many there are though
ok, but who is gonna decide which member goes on which bill enumeration
Yves on everything
Regardless of the nationalities of my staff team, if that's what you were maybe getting at with your comment, this rule would have been put in place anyway, because like i said, the people who regularly lurk #1042073107554381864 voted for it
and do they know any words that cause automutes? it feels like roblox-lite at times praising things only to be automuted
well I for sure am not gonna vote for jumpy as the bank governor
Just do 12 types of bills and then go by member number for $1, $2, etc
Oh you didn't mean LOONA members
i only ask the question a second time due seeing more server staff active rn
I did
as i said before, automutes are bad words, don't use em and you won't get automuted :)
I mean... that's not entirely accurate
i mean the vote was either ban politics talk entirely before the election or just don't talk about a genocide happening
i mean i am not going around insulting or cursing at people, which would be an acceptable reason to get automuted
you can only speak using emojis from now on in this channel
Literally 1984
🙄
the thing i fall for, is quoting certain non-slur quotes, or trying to praise people for good music
Re: pointless discussions btw
you literally went "fuck lsf" not so long ago
Tbf livestreamfails is a dumb subreddit
we could have 30 staff here and its still a kpop server and no one wants to moderate geopolitics
i did, but i am not out there saying fuck everyone, is what i say
this is not what i am asking, what i inquire is that maybe 30 staff could tell examples of the automute words that happen to be prone to get quoted or used as a praise
because not all curse words are banned here, and a trial-error is kinda scary if you think about it
If youre genuinely surprised by an automod trigger you need to touch grass
yeah I tried to give options that were more reasonable because I know the average age in here is much higher than when I first joined, and people definitely want to talk about certain big political events (elections being the main one) so rather than the hard no i thought it could be a middle ground
Just DM me and I'll send you the list of blocked words according to what it says in automod rn
I got hit by it once and only thought "yea makes sense" lmao
i dont understand what youre trying to say here
Some of those are surprising though, like genuinely
we use the standard filter from Discord and then we try and keep up with trending slurs/cursewords
they wanna know which words to avoid, aka twt slang
will do, i was trying to say that
i do not think i have ever been hit by any of those
Speaking from experience of using nornmal conjugations of words
surprisingly
if you ever think we've missed something that needs to be moderated or if you think a word is being blocked by mistake just ping us or #contact-the-mods
i'm actually curious of the list now
But I'm not gonna actually go complain about it in chat
Just rant at Connor in DMs for a bit
We should ban saying unalive tho
yeah
dword
the only time I got auto-ed was when I went on a Conte rant
we should ban prepositions
he probably deserved it though
sure did
im guessing mose people on the team are better than me at maths, so i'll cc everyone in 
Idk if we straight up just have to ban any mention of my country lmao
heck
Yes, no war. And no one mentioned war.
Ya I mean I dont think it mentioned the war
West Bank is one of the fronts, technically
Eh
... what, lol. That's actually news to me
The video didn't directly mention the war, but not a lot of conversation could have been had about it before the war came up
^^^
this is news to you?
i am not? just surprised you did not know
i was just going to say huckabee is a complete loser but i guess it could have gone another way
I just think "war talk" is getting into any of the geopolitical situation in the region
there was no way somebody competent was getting appointed there
And there's the issue, that's just anything regarding Israel
I am against the ban of the topic personally, albeit it is ultimately based upon general decision of server, but yeah, "war talk" is indeed any geopolitical situation in the region, which would make it almost impossible to talk about political or social situations in israel
Haven't seen anyone talk about how nice the flowers smell in [insert Israel scenery here] this time of year
what is eurovision
eurovision performances even have relations to the conflict on hand
what is a kilometer
The weather's been nice actually
It's essentially impossible to talk about Israel and Palestine at once without it being about the war, in the same way the mention of Russia and Ukraine will then also be about the war
isn't it like 30-40°C there all the time
Not lately actually
like i am not going to go deeper than what happened before here, just that it is hard to discuss things surrounding through a specific country without mentions of important conflicts that it faces
Idk to me he didnt even mention the current situation at all and couldve just as well made those comments 10 years ago
Summer yeah but rn it's pretty nice and windy
But its your call
Are you guys actually going to Eurovision this year? Like, it was already really bad last year with the protests around it, particularly for your contestants
I mean part of the issue is about the "background" of the conflict
And yeah we're planning on going this year too
I say last year, but I mean this year, obviously
It does feel like it was last year to be fair LOL
i think moroccanoil still sponsors it, so i would expect israel to be there
Yeah...
We're already doing the pre-Eurovision competitions to decide who's gonna go, so
Yeah there was nothing wrong with the video itself, it just would have ended up going into conversation about the conflict either directly or indirectly
it's a bit like not expecting turkish clubs to be on euroleague, when it is sponsored by turkish airlines, it would be odd
not in it's "rightfullness", as in what is likely to happen merely
The video's fine
qatar was also long linked with euroleague participation in upcoming years
I just think that bringing up like, an ambassador or a minister of defense and pointing out their opinions can very quickly devolve into a conversation about how their opinion goes against peace and such
by 2030, i would expect a gulf country to have a team in the euroleague
Like this stuff
Then stop the discussion when it gets there
yeah it very quickly turned into a whole thing bc we started discussing if it's war talk
which is the issue with grey areas i guess
Despite no one going there, ye
I mean I tried to stop the discussion before it could get there, and THEN that became a discussion of whether it's war talk or not
Idk its not like we all get hit by lightning if the war ever gets brought up, I dont think we need this meta discussion
Rather than trusting the mods to figure out how to handle the gray area
also, we already do have a country
while the discussion is up, i think i should mention
do not we live in loona island?
That's an island not a country
i don't think anyone would've thought much of it if you hadn't brought it up
no more america talk
no elon
no trump
from now on we only speak on german politics
Either way, I really meant what I said, I am very curious to see what their new ambassador to Russia will say, cause the Israel stance was never gonna surprise anyone anyway, US politics in that regard was always one note.
lets just not talk about anything
it'd just be a "oh who could've guessed!!!!" moment
Just Belgium is enough
lets go back to cheng xiao chat
keep it small
in misc chat they jinja make you talk about belgian politics
Belgium politics is just "We don't like each other, who gives a fuck about the rest of the world"
yeah i am surprised people expected a lesser stance for israel by trump
I'm just gonna go solve puzzles with the fam
Have fun
the thing i dont like is we can make fun and criticize one country but we cant do it for another
thats what i see sometimes and i dont want to take that right away from some
turkish politics is a big circus tent with over at most part, nationalist conservatives complaining there are not spaces for "REAL nationalist conservatives", and forming said spaces which they lend to the ruling party for a double floor home and a new car
or vacation to London
Turkish politics is mostly "pretend it matters and then Erdogan wins" with some small exceptions like the occasional mayor vote
it's Türkiye
yeah, now it is set to reinforce by possibility of the istanbul mayor with most chance to win in an election against him possibly being imprisoned by 2028, or just election fraud by election committee's recently announced switch to electonic voting system
they state that they got inspiration from the US, Russia and Azerbaijan in terms of the new instillations upcoming by then
which are not good examples to take inspiration from
US electronic voting is fine
starlink stole the election.
can i settle on Turkiye i dont have the fancy U
Gotta remember that the GOP screaming about it being not fine were all, you know, lies
i am just gonna say that changing your official english name to something that most people don't know how to write is a dick move
you can call it Durkey for all you want idc
True
especially since they already call other countries as food items
I knew that much red on the map was suspicious
like Egypt as Turkish version of corn, or India as Turkish version of "turkey"
it is kinda hypocritical
do india or turkiye have turkeys
it is quite funny to lose every swing state but then in the down ballot races the democrats win
I, for one, am against people talking crap about countries they don't live in. Even worse, pretending like they know more about people who do live in the country
Turkey is an Americas bird in origin
yes
i will say
turkey is at the bottom tier of poultries
i may argue it is the worst
For example, why do all these europeans think they know better than the tens of millions of red blooded americans that voted for trump?
i think the US has more
Like, you know nothing about the usa omg
I like turkey, just gotta prepare it properly or it gets too dry
nothing beats the chicken
I am not against the former, but against the latter
Turkey is great as slices in sandwiches
idk, have you seen the movie about the boxing kangaroo
I love how it takes several messages of buildup to see the level of sarcasm you're applying
You should do standup
I would need to comment when i have a full turkey
no idea if that's a thing in BR
the communist speaks the truth
stand-up comedy is a thing in brazil yes
and unfunny stand-up comedy is a thing in turkey
Is it good though
Yes but they all suck
is the trope that germans are angry and depressing all the time true
one would call them grumpy….
We have decent Cabaret shows tho
this trope should be more reserved for turkish people, atleast towards other locals/daily life that is
nothing to smile about
germany is on my bucketlist
Its just different ways to be racist and nothing else
Wrong
our main stereotype about germans is that they are boring
Theres also sexist jokes
I don't think Cabaret is the correct translation to German Kabarett
DAE women driving xdd
Very different connotation elsewhere
Ah, good ol' Mario Barth
only comedy shows i get clips of nowadays is just the hosts shitting on tech interns and startup ceos or whatever
Zicke Zacke Zicke Zacke-Jonny Buchardt 1973
Lass mal hören wo ist denn die Stimmung...
Zicke zacke...hoi hoi hoi...zicke zacke zicke zacke....hoi hoi hoi....hip hip...hurra...hip hip ....hurra....Sieg...
Only german stand up I know
We used to have actually good comedians though. Like Mittermeier before he.. well, suddenly wasn't good any more
His first 2-3 full sets were just great making fun of movies and shit
i like what standups CAN be
i like seeing different people's daily lives and hearing stories that happen to be somewhat mundane to some, but funny to others
Whenever I see clips of stand up comedians its like 90% crowd work instead of prepared bits
don't want to spoil those
definitely the new trend
Sadge trend
thanks, Jimmy Carr
i was at an uni campus stand up once, and it was a mixed bag, but i was saying something about my fear of flight and people seemingly found it funny and all laughed, which idk why, they did not laugh as in a ridicule manner, they laughed when i said "i know it is an irrational fear and the stats say flying is quite safe, but i just fear not being able to see what is in front of me or at side of me"
The other 10% is trump impressions
I blame Seinfeld somehow
i was not a stand up comedian, i was one of audience
yeah could also be part of it
like they laughed with the most volume at that, than the whole programme, they laughed a lot and with noticable voice, i am just comparing the volumes, i was merely confused what cracked people up by an audience member
maybe it's some inside joke i am unsure what it is, i was being genuine
obama trump 2028
ronald
i mean he did say people would not have to vote again if he was elected
obomba
at this rate i would not be surprised if Trump ends Obama's career with the campaign team mess and all
but the reverse is quite more likely
obama ending his career would be cool
What career
oh right, didn't have my afternoon covfefe
Obamas career is chilling at home and occasionally giving banger speeches
well he is elected twice president, and first felon to be elected one
that is a career
Im saying obama doesnt have a career, hes basically retired, theres nothing to end
might not be the first person who deserved to be felon to be elected one, but first official felon to be elected one that is
oh you meant obama's career
i mean if he was to run again he would have a career resume
in this specific example that is
or as the first husband if michelle obama decided to run
It's still a shame Michelle has no interest in becoming an actual politician, she'd easily win that race
Unlike Kamala and Hillary people actually like her
Which goes a long way
still don't think it would have been enough
Maybe not this year, no
i bet she has an email address
just generally. Like... you know, 4 years ago
a lot of people have one
so yeah i bet on her having an email adress

