SU-100M1 is probably why you don’t see more Object 263s. It sucks. Don’t know about SU-101.
#off-topic-discussion
tired anchor
lyric wagon
Zveroboy means: BEAST SLAYER, in Russian
tired anchor
Mine is SU-122. I hate SU-152 derp gun.
lyric wagon
Su152 derp gun is insanely fun though
tired anchor
For me it wasn’t. Get one maybe 2 shots in that does/do like half damage because only splashes then die. Nothing fun about that. The 122mm suits me better.
why is su 122 44 premium but not su 152 if its more fun
lyric wagon
Idk
tepid ruin
because turretless is cheaper to manufacture
tired anchor
cya
i agree, its also harder to play thus more fun
@lyric wagon See ya.
Honestly TDs are my least favorite tank type.
meds are the best, they have a balance of everything
abstract osprey
Eh, Meds also dont specialize in things outside brawling
A med rarely out snipes a TD or out trades a Heavy or scouts better than a light.
tired anchor
yea i think they are only good for real life warfare
abstract osprey
Meds in WoTB are mid range attack, and can counter lights great normally.
gloomy cipher
So how bout that t62a
tired anchor
TD sniping is hard to achieve. Too many times do myself and others sit too long and die last. Or you try to relocate but get caught and killed. I prefer the other 3 types of tanks.
placid ember
plays medium like a td
tired anchor
cuz tds have bad armor thats why playing hide and seek is so difficult
abstract osprey
Mediums play mid range well
tired anchor
@placid ember That’s dumb when players do that. Mediums are too help lights scout then support. Can usually brawl lights and other mediums if need be. Also flanking heavies and TDs caught out of position.
abstract osprey
^^
placid ember
you tell these to those <45 er nubs who don't even understand english
tired anchor
They need to be taught by Wargaming how to play the tank types. Winging it is not good way to learn.
abstract osprey
WoT PC has some indepth videos at least for tutorials
tired anchor
Of course you have some tanks that don’t fit their class’s general roll very well. Panther is more like TD in that it snipes. It’s sucks at brawling and isn’t the best flanker either.
gloomy cipher
I play some TDs as mediums or Heavys cough T30
abstract osprey
M4A1 Rev is a turreted TD in affect
gloomy cipher
I love that tank
fickle pawn
tired anchor
panther has the speed of a heavy, the gun of a td and the armor of a light
abstract osprey
Matters what gun.
fickle pawn
Happy thanksgiving!
gloomy cipher
Happy Thanksgiving @fickle pawn
placid ember
Now what about Sherman Firefly?
tired anchor
I haven’t played Rev in a while.
abstract osprey
I use the gun before Panther II and that is for DPM brawling and flanks
fickle pawn
Or should I say happy TANKSgiving XD
flint patio
armor of a medium. it’ll get some bounces and definitely no HE pens through the front
abstract osprey
^
placid ember
Sherman firefly has armour too weak for a medium
tired anchor
Panther has crappy armor for such a big slightly sluggish medium.
placid ember
Or literally any Sherman above tier 5
fickle pawn
Anyways cya all on the battlefield
placid ember
Panthers and Tigers in real life are sealclubbers with good guns
abstract osprey
Firefly is a Med leaning to DPM TD
tired anchor
panther is just for the looks
I rarely get bounces in Panther. It has to be bad timing on opponents part to get a bounce with that thing. Otherwise your armor is butter. Firefly also has butter armor.
placid ember
Centurion is good
-Israelis
abstract osprey
Firefly turret armour can get bounces sometimes, and the DPM melts enemies
tired anchor
😂
autumn radish
tired anchor
I hated Firefly. The lack of gun depression is what kills it for me.
placid ember
Same for the 183
tired anchor
6 degrees of gun depression for a no armor medium is pathetic.
placid ember
let's go #general-blitz-discussion
tired anchor
What if I talk about helicopters? Not that I know anything about them except a few names like Apache, Black Hawk, and Chinook.
syma best rc helis ever
placid ember
Go ahead
vocal sonnet
@hoary isle thought you might like this...
hidden tulip
Thanks I hate it
modern zinc
gundam but disabled?
hoary isle
lol
gloomy cipher
Looks like some sort of transformer
azure valley
Can you please get another pic of it with different angles, curious of how it looks from the front and top.
azure valley
Kih the back of the turret isn't it too long?
But overall it's cool, even got the front ramps bumepr thingy
velvet citrus
Thanks, it’s designed for a larger caliber gun, I’d say this one is only like 35-45mm
I have second turret
azure valley
Heh... I wonder what caliber will you put on that thing.
azure valley
Lel it reminds me of AMX Leclerc
small dew
Anyone know where the next bundle is?
small dew
The next bundle is on wg hq?
azure valley
Idk but in Asia it's up but idk about other Servers tho
small dew
@azure valley ty
velvet citrus
This tank isn’t even tracked, more like a gun carrier
tired anchor
Cool looking.
azure valley
Then it might be just like an recon vehicles.
azure valley
Oof side skirts looks kewl with those things.
azure valley
Lel
velvet citrus
Just warning before WarFlaming gets you
azure valley
Well thx XD
velvet citrus
No problem
azure valley
I got banned once on Blitz for trying to help someone by recommending him to not use the new nickname he is going to change, and i kinda... Mentioned one of the bad words.. on his new names and got myself 1 day ban lel.
velvet citrus
Oof
azure valley
Keep the improvements on your lego tank bro, one day you might probably use your imagination to like idk make some role-play with those XD, usually do those kind of things when i was little.
Just can't think of something else other than the Leclerc when looking at it :P
gloomy cipher
👍
velvet citrus
lol thx
modern zinc
@velvet citrus :3
pure cape
tired anchor
I have a M1A2 Abrams shirt and a Challenger II shirt.
twin python
The sheridan looks like someone plonked a box and a turret onto a pair of tracks. I love it
fierce plover
Here is a quirky little idea id like to run buy the wotb how about we stop sitting in spawn and do our jobs???
I fear this is to much to ask of crayon eaters
livid lodge
A bit too hard for me personally
twin python
Only unicum should try this
placid ember
Sheridan's hull is like a T49 with half the back of it's hull sawed off
I sawed this tank in half
twin python
Sawed-Off T49 legendary camo for Sheridan
sage hull
Got a question.... I am experiencing an average of 30 mins match making time no matter when I play... is it normal ?
modern zinc
the XM551 is legit the Sheridan’s chassis but like it was made out of wood and they didn’t fully carve it into a shape yet
tired anchor
That’s often called a mock up
Although some pilot sheridans still live and are made of actual metal iirc?
solid cairn
Sheridans were used as far as I know
tired anchor
Sheridan was used for a while although it was still a design disaster
velvet citrus
@tired anchor the problems were fixed in the M551A1 which was used in the Gulf War
twin python
Something about the ammorack
tired anchor
Transmission issues were most common complaints
placid ember
And everyone says only the German 3rd generation tanks in WW2 have transmission problems
Britian: Shh... Don't tell anyone my Matildas and Chieftains are about the same
Americans: My Pershings too
tired anchor
*soviets: Just don't reverse in my tanks
autumn radish
@agile ore pretty bored in the car rn
agile ore
Where 2 now Eddie?
autumn radish
southern states of peninsular malaysia
agile ore
well we had 10cm snow here wanna come help shovel
autumn radish
we've gone through like 300-400km of isolated paved road around a bunch of hills and we're finally on the east coast
@agile ore whaaaa snow i just went to sime cold highlands
they grow tea up there
tired anchor
how to change the tank ur viewing in a replay ?
agile ore
in the same replay ?
tired anchor
ye(I mean the player ur looking at)
agile ore
click on another player no? HerrG
winter quarry
lyric wagon
What do you mean ?
winter quarry
Done with thr frame in wut ?real life? @lyric wagon
winter quarry
A real Mercedes 300 SLR !!!!???
lyric wagon
Yes out of aluminum not magnesium alloy of course
lyric wagon
Yes
winter quarry
But still epic car
junior pasture
Guys is the Loza dere still over 5 hours
hidden elbow
vocal sonnet
Miho: stop dancing and load the gun!
vast knot
Stay hydrated
tired anchor
👌 👆 😂
tired anchor
🤔
gloomy cipher
You look familiar @tired anchor
gloomy cipher
😏
open tartan
U
gloomy cipher
No
magic gale
Anybody in the chat
I need help.
How can i recover my gmail account
I know the password
But it needs me to confirm its me with phone number
I dont have access to the phone number
But i know the phone number
full stirrup
ehm
Call the phone number. Get them to check the phone. Do the phone number confirmation, and get them to forward info to you
That, or if the phone number is locked...well... Not sure what to do from there
magic gale
I just sent a ticket to the support, i hope they will answer
full stirrup
should work
magic gale
Ok the number is not aorking definetely. Turns out its my old number but it is not working now cuz i didnt pay for the services so they deactivated my number
full stirrup
ah yeah that's an issue
lyric wagon
OOF
lyric wagon
tired anchor
Bruh
lyric wagon
👀
sacred quiver
Imagine Mutario sneaking into your room at night 😉
tired anchor
BC it's original
full stirrup
Do not want to.
tired anchor
This is supposed to be the time of my life and u took it Mutario 😑
lyric wagon
@sacred quiver he would probably be worse than pennywise
sacred quiver
He would be worse than anything we can imagine
lyric wagon
LMAO!!!!
tired anchor
That cross isn't big enough
sacred quiver
Make earth a cross then we might get him
full stirrup
That's the point?
tired anchor
You just have turn on the most offensive mario game
lyric wagon
🧨🧨🧨🧨💣💣💣<—- Mutario could use these
tired anchor
I was actually looking at the thing for like 5 minutes because it's so weird
sacred quiver
Lmao
lyric wagon
I CAN look at it
lyric wagon
My brother is terrified of this
tired anchor
A dragon furry
sacred quiver
XD
lyric wagon
It’s a sergal not a dragon
lyric wagon
Me (great general rain)
tired anchor
That scene where he turns into a kinda serpentine thing because frodo didn't let him look at the ring
My sister cried when she saw it
Only things I lord of the rings similar is a warg
tired anchor
Tf
full stirrup
Keep the furries out of the chat...
lyric wagon
^ never!
full stirrup
I suppose that it isn't in the rules, but don't go too far with it
possibly racism, but... yknow
lyric wagon
I don’t like furies, but I do like sergals just not sergal furries
tired anchor
You must have like extended version or something BC I've never seen a sergal in the Fellowship, two towers, or the last one
That's Bilbo going smeagle
That scene made me feel 🤏
But seriously ill have to look up a sergal 😂
lyric wagon
You should
tired anchor
lyric wagon
tired anchor
Ok so someone who smoked crack invented sergals
lyric wagon
Basically
tired anchor
No origin
lyric wagon
That’s an odd way to put it though
tired anchor
Not in lord of the rings
lyric wagon
No
tired anchor
It's like a furry who believes in aliens. Lizard people ..... Nope furry people instead
It's an anime from Japan I bet
lyric wagon
IT IS
tired anchor
🙄
lyric wagon
🙄
lyric wagon
😕
tired anchor
I can't do it anymore or someone will say spam
flint patio
yup
lyric wagon
Yeah I was about to say that
tired anchor
Lmao
lyric wagon
Ye
tired anchor
Frostbite was about to yeet me
lyric wagon
WG when they have a successful crate sale
tired anchor
😂
lyric wagon
^ lmao
tired anchor
So is there only two Wargaming staff here in general
lyric wagon
I’m practicing to do that, got the Uniform and everything
tired anchor
Lol why
tired anchor
As a street performer
lyric wagon
I might get jumped on by capitalists
tired anchor
Yup
lyric wagon
Or get called COMMIE
tired anchor
That too
You should pretend to be a spy
Like a really bad spy, the kinda spy who tells his objective
lyric wagon
Bill nye the Russian spy
tired anchor
got a black eye
lyric wagon
How?
tired anchor
angry hillbillies
You can't even speak your mind here without ignorant people thinking the worst stuff or trying to attack you BC they weren't raised right. Plus lately society here thinks that the news is so correct on everything and they don't use their brain like mindless sheep
lyric wagon
LMAO that’s. True
tired anchor
deep
Did you say Jimmy is racist BC he said no to participating in our riot destroying property of fellow man over ... Wait what are we protesting for...
🤷 🤦
Why does anybody care at this point 😂
lyric wagon
Idk
tired anchor
Or the equality trip down memory lane that oh wait already happened. Then oh guns
Bruh here have a glass of water
BC this smart politician lady from Texas who served several terms is so educated in firearms and who brain power gave her the idea that you can shoot 50 caliber rounds out of an AR 15 😂
Bruh I'm so tired of sheep bro
lyric wagon
I think I look stylish with the glasses
lyric wagon
I might go to the local Red Robin with this on:
tired anchor
How does one look virgin lmao
U need a rolled up paper and pretend to whack ppl with it
lyric wagon
Oh yes
tired anchor
take out the trash mate, a good soldier first of all does his bed and clears his room every morning! I didn’t go to army but this is still a good advice from my dad 🙂
lyric wagon
I clear my room out every 2 days🤔
tired anchor
That's a lot of trash if two day space
lyric wagon
I like a challenge 😉
tired anchor
Bruh just fling it out the window it might hit ur crush's boyfriend Chad
U can never know your luck 😂
lyric wagon
This belt is from 1985 the jacket from: 1969 and the trousers from 1980
tired anchor
Lmao I'm going to blitz now
tired anchor
By the power vested in me I resurrect this chat
tired anchor
Yea it is but I would put it on PC not mobile it would look warped on there
Also on a pc (if ur organised) not as much shortcuts will cover it
rough widget
@violet stump can i become a super-tester
storm field
Was the Fury today for selling
Sry for my English xD
tired anchor
Loza @storm field
fickle pawn
I am recruiting for active players
Sry didn't know there was a channel just for this :/
gloomy cipher
Very Soon
modern zinc
15 years
gloomy cipher
insert a certain emoji that would otherwise be banned here
tired anchor
:thisemotewillbeerasedin2020:
serene rune
@velvet citrus I think you'll like this
fair tapir
helloo
serene rune
gloomy cipher
@serene rune I like the m48 patton one the best
serene rune
Me too @gloomy cipher
tired anchor
C1 Ariete best
For me
The best tank in world actually is Leopard 2A7++
But can be the M1A2C
gloomy cipher
😏
tired anchor
2A7V is the newest leopard 2 variant though m1a2c also isn’t ready yet
C1 Ariete is also old tech too
gloomy pike
I have 4675 gold and should i wait or should i buy a tank?
ivory vessel
Don’t think they really sell good tanks for that price
Keep saving till you can get a decent tier 7 or 8.
serene rune
plucky frigate
is blitzstars down ?
ivory vessel
plucky frigate
it seems as though that blitz stars hall of fame isnt working very well
fickle pawn
What's the best tier X for its type? (Like hvy light med and TD)
viscid herald
td: foch 155
heavy: probably is4 or fv215b
light: obviously bat chat (as of right now)
med: progretto 65
spring sigil
Why would I do that
You want the public to see you don’t you (;
How you truly act to your supporters
ivory vessel
Lol I was just about to @ you on fields server dragon. This should be fun.
rich cloud
this guy doesn't know me at all does he lmao
spring sigil
Ok that your a cyber bully
rich cloud
ok boomer
spring sigil
I’m 16 dude grow up
junior mulchBOT
Gmonkey37#3335 has been warned.
tired anchor
And you two continue Your drama somewhere else
spring sigil
@tired anchor thank you
ivory vessel
😳🍿
livid lodge
yeah no
fickle pawn
How dare you?!?! @livid lodge it's beautiful 😂
livid lodge
fickle pawn
Hey! It's more accurate then my gun in wotb tho
viscid herald
cursed
fickle pawn
Hehehe I eat babies with rabies
(That's a joke)
tired anchor
random humor was never funny
fickle pawn
"Peace was never an option"
tired anchor
You bleeped up my tomatoes you bleeps.
viscid herald
just monika
hidden tulip
Reminds me of when my Username was set to Only_Monika
vocal sonnet
When you need to defend the fatherland but have to be at the mecha convention by 9:
(And yes, I’m aware of the zero cropping, it doesn’t seem to work from time to time)
hidden tulip
Bruh, you posted this yesterday
tired anchor
And today
modern zinc
Anything happenin this evening?
tired anchor
Also here’s a better caption when you gotta blitz at 9 but have to Krieg at 10
vocal sonnet
Yeah.. forgot to put the text in yesterday...
modern zinc
I thought it was just a German gundam
velvet citrus
@serene rune you know where I can get those
Anti Tank TOW
215?! For a LEGO Sheridan?!
fickle pawn
@hidden elbow yeah that's the meme 😂😂😂
hidden elbow
XD
modern zinc
@velvet citrus anything brickmania is pricy, have you seen the price of their blackbird and super stallion? I seriously blew a whole paycheck on that 71...
velvet citrus
I’d rather get a COBI M551 (hopefully they make one)
COBI makes some seriously good tanks, they are partnered with World Of Tanks actually
@modern zinc you should get one they’re pretty cool
They have the JgPanzer E100
celest brook
I have the Rent Bill eleven-hundred
placid ember
Jageroo
modern zinc
Cobi is good but I just like brickmania because obviously they make everything...like everything, they’re usually much more complex and use only LEGO pieces unlike the custom pieces in cobi sets
but again the price comes from using actual LEGO pieces so eh...
I spent more than my mortgage on a blackbird when I can buy one just as big that turns into a robot for less than a tenth of the price, you might aswell build it yourself
tired anchor
bear grylls gets someone to suck some some random goats teats
modern zinc
Dwayne Johnson
steep widget
agile ore
🤷
vast knot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/287751213003309056/650314622976655360/WoT_Client_2019-11-30_13-29-10-converted.mp4 Jumbo is op when top tier in WoT PC
livid lodge
until you start getting clicked
tired anchor
Cheridan?
brisk mist
Look what I caught two weeks ago
flint sphinx
Interesting hobby
candid niche
Mid December, I think.
18th-19th december is my bet if it really comes out in December.
dusk cargo
Mmm i think 18th-19th its too late, at that time Christmas event will start for sure, a little bit early i asume
Maybe im wrong tho
astral reef
My guess (with nothing to back it up) is 10 Dec for NA
autumn radish
serene rune
@velvet citrusyeah buT they're out of stock and they're expensive AF, 300$ for the patton
silent canyon
Is the Sheridan gonna get into the game with that rocket guidance mechanic at tier x? Like really?
Are they gonna ruin the tier x as well?
broken cedar
Question; can you skip all the stages to the Black Friday event and get the M4/FL10 if you only have the 40 tickets?
tired anchor
@broken cedar yes, just get the m4 by pressing on it
how do i play and use the tortoise i feel like its such a bad tank
full stirrup
from a long range. It has pretty unreliable armor, especially against higher tiers and premium, but it has a wonderful gun when maxed.
gloomy cipher
^
sand garden
anyone got a good link to meadsy69s discord the link online is expired
full stirrup
I'm high or smtn i dunno
vocal sonnet
M6A2E1 EXP or T28 HTC?
sand garden
exp for sure its got great front armour
full stirrup
the T28 is better tier for tier, but the M6A is better against uptiered... The 28 is bad versus tier 8s
full stirrup
@ocean bolt if you are legit interested in becoming a moderator, you need to make a name for yourself in this community. You need to be knowledgeable in the game, positive, you need to avoid any mutes and bans, you need a few connections, and you need to prove to the mods and to Wargaming that you want to do good to improve the community.
I want to become a moderator, but I have a bit of a short temper, and have gotten quite a few mutes in the past couple months, therefore it won't happen anytime soon, if at all.
open moss
@frigid knoll i Migrated to WT from blitz after i found it more appealing and more difficult than blitz
dawn idol
how is the MM?
open moss
Be more specific
If not than im going to say this
Since your dealing with usually over 20 players a match its quite fun.
Until you get spam tanks like the t-34, panthers, and especially the tiger 2
tired anchor
guys how to use night witch in clash royale pls help
velvet citrus
P a n z e r k a m p f
tired anchor
That Patton is eww
tired anchor
Modular armor looks good done right
gloomy cipher
I see three tanks and one turtle
Sorry two tanks a tank destroyer and one doom turtle
fickle pawn
Eww that plane is pooin
gloomy cipher
Yes
gloomy cipher
tired anchor
anyone else here tired of people saying everythings gonna die in 50 years from climate change
Let's not get into that here
aw
LP 2
RC
DO: BA
modern zinc
he went from Spock to Samuel L...ok
mossy thicket
Anyone know why is ratings battles are unavailable?
dusky pendant
Should i get the cromwell B?
slim ravine
@dusky pendant yeah it's really nice deal you will miss it if you don't buy it
So Cromwell B is actually one of the Best T6 medium
Fast ,good dpm, and 12° gun depression!
Also bundle is too cheap
dusky pendant
Sounds good, just wasnt sure cuz im not the biggest med fan but i heard it was good
tired anchor
@slim ravine 13 degrees actually.
If I had tracks the thing would be pretty high up
abstract osprey
👍
next light
Can someone give me a tip about how to be a good TD
full stirrup
Don't TD, generally
TDs are very hard to play in pubs, without the right game sense and patience. You can't yolo, but you get HATED if you camp
Depends on what TDs you want to play though
next light
Im playing wt auf pz.iv
full stirrup
You want to stick back. Find a position, and abuse it's gun abilities. Use the 152mm gun, just point and shoot. If you get spotted, wait 10 seconds and run
If you get rushed, find a building and play ring around the rosie. The WT can beat nearly any tank in the sort of a situation because of it's 100% rear mounted turret
full stirrup
The 12.8cm is good, but it isn't the meta one. Some players will disagree, but a big part of the tank is the scare factor of the massive gun
Also, people LOVE trolling popular camping spots with HE, so keep an eye out for those
next light
Yeah thanks for the tip
I thought wotb community is toxic until i join this discord server 😂
full stirrup
I wish I had my phone right now. I could flex my lego thing. (Not tank things, but definitely... nuts lego things)
@next light Oh, it is toxic, The mods just don't let us be toxic in here. Lol
vocal sonnet
Cursed
modern zinc
poor derpdozer had to watch that thing get decapitated, look at his frightened look
vocal sonnet
...
He’s the one who decapitated it though....
He’s not a poor derp dozer, he’s a murderer...
candid niche
Asia server is going pee pee poo poo again. -_-
viscid herald
sg_p2 seems fine
candid niche
Sg_P1 is a nightmare to play atm
raven veldt
anyone knows what happens with "hall of fame"???
cannot longer see old records!
candid niche
Yo, can anyone help me with the bots in discord?
modern zinc
Frost is gud mod, take pointers spart :3
candid niche
@flint patio okies. And thanks.
full stirrup
Once, there was a land. The land of the cheerios. In the Land of the Cheerios, there are 4 types of cheerios:
The ugly, disgusting Multi-grain cheerios.
The boring, bland normal Cheerios.
The interesting, colorful Apple-Cinnamon Cheerio
And, last but not least, the Glorious, fresh, fantastic Honey-Nut Cheerio.
Now, in this land, there is a social status. Each of these cheerios has a role in the world, some better than others. This story is based off of one specific Cheerio... One specific Multi-grain Cheerio.
Now, this Multi-grain cheerio was bored, angry, and not happy with his life - Why did I have to be a multi-grain cheerio? All the others are Cheerios, and here I am, a boring, ugly Multi-Grain Cheerio
Now, in the Land of the Cheerios, there is a test. A wonderful, hard, terrifying test. You can move up in the world. You can take the test, and if you pass, you will turn into a new cheerio. However, if you fail, you die.
This one Multi-Grain Cheerio is smart. He's angry, and he's decided that it is NOT his place in life to be a boring, disgusting, poverty-ridden Multi-Grain. He decides "Life can't get much worse. Either pass or die, I'll take it!"
So he goes to the test. He makes his way into the exam room, and says "I want to be a Cheerio."
The examiner, a Cheerio, looks down at him. He says, "Are you sure? You could die..."
Yes. There's no backing down.
For three days and three nights, he writes. And writes. And writes.
He leaves the room, out of breath and terrified for his life, and returns home. His dreams that night are full of terror, knowledge, and threats.
Next morning, he wakes up. Alive. Breathing. Still existing.
He has survived. He is now a cheerio.
He reaches out to his old friends, his peer group that left him behind - "Hey guys! I'm a cheerio now!"
They're in awe. This long-lost friend, a cheerio? He's amazing! All of his peers unblock him on Cheeriogram, Cheeriobook. He exists!
He's ecstatic! His friends all know he exists. He parties, he's known... He actually exists now!
However he isn't satisfied yet. This cheerio has BIG dreams. He wants to go further, be bigger. He wants to be a Apple-Cinnamon Cheerio!
Meandering up the steps, he starts shaking. He ponders his decisions in life - Is this enough? Do I want to go further?
Steeling himself, he approaches the Invigilator. This wonderful, beautiful Apple-Cinnamon cheerio. She looks down at him. "Do you want to initialize the testing to become an Apple-Cinnamon Cheerio?
Yes. I will not fail.
For 4 days, and 4 nights, he writes. And writes. And writes.
He leaves the room, shaking, terrified for his life. He decides "If I go out, at least I go out with a bang."
That night, he has dreams. Wonderful, terrible dreams. Dark nightmares. Secrets that no ordinary Cheerio should no. He wakes up in a cold sweat, panicking. Am I dead? Then he realizes... He's alive! He's alive, and he's a Apple-Cinnamon!
Only two other cheerios in existance have done what he has done - The Glorious Applicus Cinnaminus and the beautiful Ring'o Red.
He's famous. He's almost on par with the Honey Nut Cheerios. But for our hero, our wonderful, fearless, daring warrior decides that it isn't enough being one of the most well-known Cheerios in the world. He wants MORE. He wants to be the most famous Cheerio in the world. He goes up the steps with a swagger. His tread echoes the halls. He makes his way down into the testing room, and looks up, and gasps. Standing above him is the Most Ancient, Most Powerful, most Amazing, one and only Honeyus Combus Maximus. In the presense of the oldest, biggest, most awe-inspiring Cheerio, he kneels. Honeyus speaks. "You have come not only to test fate, but to challenge me for my throne. It is spoken in the law 'He who travels from end to end of the chain becomes the Most Ancient. So far, no one has ever done so. I have sat on this throne, ruling, for our entire existance."
A steely glint enters our hero's eye. Instead of speaking, he inclines his head. A challenge. And so, reaching out to his mind, Honeyus initiates the test. This time, there is no writing. This time, every single aspect of what it is to be a Cheerio runs through our hero's mind. Everything about him is tested, and everything about him is questioned. After what feels like forever, our hero's vision goes black.
And stays black. And stays black. An eternity later, our hero hears a voice echo in his head. "At last, I am released. Enjoy your title, and stay vigilant, forever. Congratulations, you are the Honey Nut Prime."
He awakes, not in his home, but in a mansion. Inside, it seems as if every single cheerio is in the building. His doorman says "You have been out for 18 days. Your glorious highness, you need to get milk, or you shall surely die, leaving us without a ruler."
So our hero sets out. He's tired, He's in pain. But he's alive. He makes his way over to the milk store - For what else would a cheerio drink but milk - and sees that there are cheerios out the door and down the street. "Surely I shall die if I get in the line. I must go down the street to get water, or else I will fail all cheerio kind"
So he goes down the street. However, approaching the water store, he sees the line is extremely long. He says "This line is still too long. Woe is me, I shall either die of embarassment, or die of thirst! I must go to the Fruit Juice store."
He walks down the road, and finds... ||There's no punch line||
I've done it.
I'm sorry. I promise to never post this much TL;DR ever again.
bitter pecan
what is this?
full stirrup
This is the fantastic Cheerio Joke. Glorious, and the most fantastic thing you will ever hear. Permission granted by Frost 🙂
bitter pecan
right no
vocal sonnet
A wake up at two in the heccin morning just to read some stupid, overly complex cheerio joke...
God what is wrong with me ...
full stirrup
And it was the best thing you ever read in your life isn't it?
vocal sonnet
No
full stirrup
Did you legit read it?
vocal sonnet
I didn’t even get it...
full stirrup
The spoiler says it all
vocal sonnet
Not really, got bored of it twenty seconds in...
full stirrup
RIP
vocal sonnet
That’s how sleepy me works...
full stirrup
Sleepy me writes 8000 letter essays just to sent the greatest joke ever to a gaming discord server
vocal sonnet
Holy... dead
full stirrup
Actually only 5500, okay
vocal sonnet
still dies
full stirrup
well, at least the cheerio lived
flint patio
lol
bitter pecan
foO
flint patio
i did give him the spoiler exception for that
bitter pecan
"spoiler"
full stirrup
It... was worth it. Even if I got muted, it was still worth it
and I didn't so...
bitter pecan
lmao
full stirrup
I wonder if anyone is ever going to take me serious after that... Rofl
placid ember
@full stirrup you can try posting that in my private message
full stirrup
Do you need to save it so you can troll people that you don't like? I can do that easily if you legit want me to. Lol
flint patio
i am omnipresent @placid ember
placid ember
meaning?
full stirrup
YIKES the mod is here
flint patio
full stirrup
Also they can see edited and deleted messages 🙂
flint patio
nah, i really shouldn’t be a stickler for such a thing lol. actually i have the high ground, my message is above yours
placid ember
I just did, and it's gone
flint patio
gimme a sec
full stirrup
I am so tempted to do so myself, because I am the biggest troll, but meh, I'll live
flint patio
full stirrup
that's a big troll... yikes
placid ember
Gonna play my bIaS launcher
full stirrup
I wonder how much your fellow mods would hate me if I global pinged a mod strike on you.... 🙂
placid ember
well, that's stolen from my photo @flint patio
bitter pecan
👀
tired anchor
@vocal sonnet his joke might be stupid but your thicc messages are even worse 😂😂😂
hollow stump
My teams dont get above 50% today...
Every team I have had today was an average of 43% winrate vs 55+ % winrate
tired anchor
I’d play Lost Planet 2 but my games drawer is blocked by presents.
lyric wagon
why does bushkas profile picture look like a potato with glasses
hollow stump
@lyric wagonbecause thats how the simpsons where made...
lyric wagon
LMAO
hollow stump
@full stirrup you only write 5500 words a day? I write 12k easily. But Im a writer, fulltime student and shop employee. My life is in 11th gear
cursive depot
Oh god
hollow stump
I got 176 days, 1000 gold, 2.3 million silver and 30k free xp (just got myself an WZ-113
tired anchor
My premium time lasts until April 6th of next year right now.
cursive depot
Mine lasts till june 7 2020
rain cradle
vocal sonnet
@tired anchor understandable sir, have a nice day
earnest kestrel
A big round for tiger 2 basically!
flint patio
not the kind of thing you can smuggle past airport security it seems
earnest kestrel
I'd guess he ordered it and delivered through a crate by airway or ship
full stirrup
@hollow stump don’t worry, that was 5500 characters in 20 minutes. No, when I actually start writing, it’s up to 10-15 pages a day
earnest kestrel
No way the hell you get it past airport scans
full stirrup
I am an engineering student, working 1-2 days a week, with a side hobby of technical and creative writing
atomic kestrel
rating battles started saying temporarily unavailable yesterday , is there any issues with them ,, thanks and when might they be back
candid niche
@flint patio can you suggest me some good synthwave mix? Or anyone that knows of, that is.
flint patio
wait what?
idk what that it is
oh ok never mind. i don’t really listen to that kind of music
tired anchor
What's T-43's best reload time?
flint patio
if you want a playlist full of K-Pop girl groups, i gotchu
@tired anchor 4.6 seconds
tired anchor
thx
flint patio
thats with 100% crew, double food provisions, and the top gun with Rammer
candid niche
I gotta sleep. Vaporwave, synthwave helps my nerves relax. I know some good tracks, but would have been great if I could get some new suggestions. 😅
modern zinc
I don’t listen to the lofi type stuff much but a guy I know personally, Jordan Elgie iirc, makes some real nice kinda music like that
tired anchor
ARL44 stock so ugly and trash 😎
wooden gorge
It really is
tired anchor
Sure
sacred light
Where I can aply for Sheridan testing? I am playin only with USA nation and have 1.1k battles in T49?
flint sphinx
I’d work on the spelling first
tired anchor
Battles don’t matter on the tank what matters is how good you are overall and how much you beg for it
gloomy cipher
@tired anchor @modern zinc man yall look very familiar almost like tt familiar 😏
tired anchor
😂 👌 👆
😂 👌 👆
A picture is a thousand words
@tired anchor u from Wales?
England
🇬🇧
We made the Comet...
And we made this...
Can happen... We in Italy had Da Vinci and in ww2 we built L3/33
Haha
jaunty iron
When Challenger 3
tired anchor
will it have decent accuracy
fair torrent
No smoothbores
tired anchor
I will present you with my new ideas soon:
1.new look of events
2.A new system that will evaluate us during events
3.30 new events
4.and I'm working on something special
on something that is not yet in the game
if the creators like my ideas, they'll have a lot to do
my ideas will appear on the screenshot channel
before the new year my ideas will be added
I don't do it for WG, I only do it for players because I want all of us to be treated fairly 😡
because money is not everything
Best regards player Wot-Blitz: NocnFuriaa
wooden gorge
Is anyone else having issues with getting into a battle on war thunder?
flint patio
never played WT, so, no :))
full stirrup
^And this is why Frost is a mod. Not because (he?) is a pro player, or a skilled player, or a knowledgeable player, but because (he?) cares about the game enough to actually contribute to the playerbase (and not become a traitor to the quote on quote master race)
frozen lava
Imagine playing warthunder in the lowest ranks lmao
modern zinc
@gloomy cipher you look mighty familiar
gloomy cipher
Ik almost like an s3viking
median moat
Does anyone want to do a training room?
rapid stone
That's pretty edgy ngl
gloomy cipher
modern zinc
first of all, trap, second, TUUUUUUUSK
full stirrup
Bet you brought in the guy named everyone to the server just so you could do that
wheat yarrow
@full stirrup nope it tried to actually ping everyone
Click the ping, it doesnt pull up a person
full stirrup
theres a player named Everyone. They tried to ping all, but there is someone by the name
wheat yarrow
Lol
modern zinc
the @ here or @ everyone feature is disabled for all of us, they just didn’t realize that. the other guy with everyone as his nickname is just bein cheeki
flint patio
@full stirrup im a dude
full stirrup
I thought so
Wasn't 100% sure. That, and in this day and age, it isn't good to assume genders. :/
candid niche
Bwahahahahha... Frost gets asked on a daily basis in this server if he's a girl. 😂😂😂
tired anchor
I mean his pfp
full stirrup
Well, it's not right to assume genders. It's outside of professional propriety in these days. For all I knew, Frost could still identify as female even though he's a guy.
Everything is up for question in these damnable days
solar tusk
i just call everyone a guy until they inform me that they're a girl
on the internet with dumb avatars you really cant tell
full stirrup
I would prefer to annoy most people instead of get that one person mad that it actually matters to 🤷
plush ingot
My tracks are gone, my turret broke
My crew traded my hulk for a case of coke
The one who got me scraped me down
Paraded the parts around his town
To this day I have sat and rot
All because my hull was shot
hybrid radish
Wut happened in #blitz-memes ? So many people muted :O
plush ingot
That's the playerbase for you. Are told CLEARLY what the rules are and STILL dumb enough to ignore it.
ornate dome
Hmmm
jagged mortar
@unkempt crag
hybrid radish
🇫 to them 😑
hybrid radish
Oh well, life goes on
thorn stump
Imagine, you wake up tomorrow and on the news they announce the Ottoman Empire has been reformed... what's your reaction
wooden gorge
Took em long enough
hollow rock
wew those the guys from history class
tired anchor
I would just say it’s ghost division time
tired anchor
I just realized their called clone troopers because their literally CLONES
thorn stump
...
silver aurora
@tired anchor just now?
tired anchor
Si
That means yes in Spanish
I always knew clone troopers were called that but I never thought about why so I hired my last 2 brain cells and found the solution 😎
junior mulchBOT
Xela9#4961 was unmuted
tired anchor
F
slim ravine
F?
tired anchor
F.
clever thistle
Typical game nowadays
Three green effective player thumbs lol all i had left
Plus a three week chat ban 🥴
agile ore
Quit babbling in -game then 🤷 .
dim gale
Anyone wanna play cod?
tired anchor
Lmfao.... Italian players
modern zinc
cough
tired anchor
@uncut knot They probably stuck close to @clever thistle, even tho they barely did anything.
serene rune
Lmao
serene rune
Well duh it isn't allowed here @opal gale
Cause of the age of the players cause some kids are about 9-12 years old here for some reason
How am I getting offended? And OK?
flat quiver
Idc about the picture, but if you get banned then it's on you
serene rune
^
ember pike
Bruh, why my clan member in the afk vc
serene rune
Oof
flat quiver
@ember pikebecause he's afk?
serene rune
Nobody asked but ok
ember pike
I got muted for assuming a gender but aight, you do you.
serene rune
oof
flat quiver
@ember pikefor assuming gender? Wow there are so many softies out there.
ember pike
I was gonna write what happened but uhhh. I ain't risking another mute
tired anchor
@opal gale so you aren't going to change it?
serene rune
Doesn't seem like it chief
flat quiver
Oh ummm,
serene rune
Get ready for the ban hammer
junior mulchBOT
xSnipingBeautyx#2204 was banned
flat quiver
Fallen soldier
serene rune
LMAO
ember pike
One question Sparctacus. How in anyway is having a girl with a middle finger up a 'Sens- Nvm what I was going to say. Not gonna ask, just gonna move along. Good day gents
flat quiver
Like what's so bad about having a sfw pfp
ember pike
Shhh. We aren't allowed to speak upon our 'Gods' actions
flat quiver
Mine is a damn Seagull
serene rune
Cause remember that kids are in this server and they probably don't know what the meaning is of the middle finger is unlike mabey you and I do
ember pike
Generation becam- Guess you're right
tired anchor
@ember pike. The obscene gesture. I asked her to change it and she refused ¯_(ツ)_/¯
serene rune
Also good morning @tired anchor
flat quiver
What I'm saying is why couldn't she just change it? It's not hard nor will it cause harm
ember pike
Question, I'm curious.
But, how do you know if that person was a 'Female'?
Just curious mate. Please don't get hostile
tired anchor
She said she was in another post.
serene rune
Dude she refused to change it @flat quiver
flat quiver
@serene runeik she refused, but if I was her I'd change it because I wouldn't risk getting banned
serene rune
Then what are you pointing out then? It was her decision
flat quiver
Idk, just bamboozled by some peoples sheer ignorance
jaunty shoal
A question for Wargaming, are there Discord servers for you other games?
ember pike
Ello
flat quiver
@jaunty shoali think if you go to wargaming's official website, they list all the social media platforms they are on
ember pike
Wait- These guys work for WG?
flat quiver
Which guys? The pink dudes?
ember pike
Red guys
flat quiver
Uhh... Yuh
ember pike
Ah- That's cool tbh
flat quiver
👌
serene rune
^
ember pike
Earn these guys trust. Take away rights, jk. Don't strike me
flat quiver
Oh, I thought it was the amount of time you had your account
ember pike
25k- Wow. A lot of battles mate.
tired anchor
@flat quiver 25k battles with a 50% wr for veteran
flat quiver
@tired anchorty mate
ember pike
Anyone seen the British series called 'Bodyguard'?
candid niche
Nope. Saw the bodyguard's clip of the car getting shot in daylight though.
plush ingot
The Hetzer has his base coat of paint, more layers and detailing comes later
fallen rain
I would have trouble getting inside of that 🤔
plush ingot
It's just a model for Art Class. I'm going to be keeping it forever though, its starting to look nice
full stirrup
Super cool man
livid lodge
hot
plush ingot
Danke
Just a for lols thing, I had to take those pics in selfie mode cause my front camera on my phone is shattered
gloomy cipher
Nice 👍
tired anchor
The mantlet of the gun is obviously different but it’s quite accurate
lyric wagon
IKR
empty crescent
im supersick ☠️
velvet citrus
French ATGM tank?
normal talon
http://ftr-wot.blogspot.com/2013/05/japanese-ho-ri-tank-destroyers.html?m=1 found this whilst I figured to look for Chi-Ri info, and I can tell you its gona be the Japanese TD getting released next year, the thing that caught my eye at first in the stream its that it had the very same or similar chasi to the chi ri, the same machine gun was sticking out.
plush ingot
I had to work with what I had, I was unable to make a plaster form of the mantlet and gun, so had to substitute cardboard scraps and rolled paper glued in place dogofwisdom
ivory vessel
Just machine it. Much easier and looks better
With the bonus of being able to cad it and just use a cnc machine
tired anchor
@tired anchor it being you is irrelevant. The pic is not appropriate. Change it.
arctic saffron
Hello
gloomy cipher
kindred gorge
Can Somebody please explain how HEAT Shell did 280dmg ?
If you know please @ping me
tired anchor
You hit above the tracks @kindred gorge ?
kindred gorge
Friend told me that my platoonmate hit him And that i didnt penetrate So everything is ok And im just Blind 😂 ⭐
median pier
@flat quiver totally agree that £65 / 25000 gold on a Tea maker is just outrageous dude.
junior mulchBOT
Hunter_is2awsome#5082 was banned
junior mulchBOT
Quaa#2801 has been warned.
median pier
Appreciate it Daisy
wooden gorge
Probably because they broke a rule
tired anchor
He just wiped the chat so I can't get a toon
And how are am I and the other 40k users here supposed to know that ?
wooden gorge
That was intelligent
tired anchor
okay indian
junior mulchBOT
Quaa#2801 was muted
fickle pawn
@BirdMaster is leaving YouTube as of January 1 unless a miracle happens...
median pier
First I knew I was his friend!!
fickle pawn
Yes @tired anchor watch his video
tired anchor
eee
fickle pawn
R.I.P Birdmaster
junior mulchBOT
Quaa#2801 was banned
tired anchor
oh
lyric wagon
oof
empty crescent
bigtimeoof
bleak spear
lyric wagon
Meh I prefer classic Mercedes cars
cursive depot
Got to play that good stuff you know
ember pike
Hello
gloomy cipher
Hi
ember pike
How are ya?
gloomy cipher
I'm pretty good and you
ember pike
Sick tbh. But could be worse
gloomy cipher
I hope you feel better
tired anchor
🇳 🇴 🇺
gloomy cipher
Oof @tired anchor best be lucky this ain't tt server 😏
tired anchor
Ik lol
Boi, that P43 guy got mad because after he said bad words I said to him "repeat" and he got mad to me lol
ember pike
Anyone seen the British series called 'Bodyguard'?
lyric wagon
no
deft skiff
is asking about codes appropriate here
gloomy cipher
Why do I keep getting this message I already exited the game before making this ticket and didnt log on
modern star
@gloomy cipher seems to be an error for a lot of people, only advice i would have is to restart the device
gloomy cipher
Ok thx
modern star
anytime
modern star
restart didnt fix it? Yikes
tired anchor
@gloomy cipher Wait 15 minutes or so between closing the game and sending the ticket
gloomy cipher
Ok
gloomy cipher
I reached my limit of tickets oof rip me
modern star
what there is a limit now?
half locust
Greetings I have a question, if I asked you which is the fastest ammunition type, what is your answer? Because apparently some humans do not quite understand that
livid lodge
Most of the time it's APCR, but AP can also have a very high shell velocity (140 has about 1400+)
gloomy cipher
If it was in game would be APFSDS
But since it's not imma go with APCR
And some times AP depending on the tank and gun
livid lodge
as far as I remember I only know 1 tank that has APFSDS and that's the Chieftain/T95
gloomy cipher
I thought it was the mk6
livid lodge
nah the mk 6 fires APDS
The chieftain/T95 fires APFSDS as its gold round and has a shell velocity of 1570 m/s
livid lodge
run supercharger and the velocity goes to 2000m/s lol
gloomy cipher
Dang
solar tusk
pathetic early apfsds
mortal skiff
E75 the new German airforce 😂
uncut knot
So many people have the badger now
serene rune
Yeah it's annoying
placid ember
no
hoary isle
vocal sonnet
cursive depot
Hmmm
empty crescent
🎉
noble mica
Everyone calls KD a snake and everyone is okay with it @tired anchor
frozen crown
Yes chip
noble mica
I’m on to something here 😉
I just ran into the chat, I would of said it with him in it
tired anchor
noble mica
Pepe memes are soooo 2016
tired anchor
nova nebula
owo
tired anchor
👌
nova nebula
Tjpoopoo
frozen crown
Feels bad for those who didn’t make top 8
noble mica
@nova nebula hello nice voiced man
nova nebula
Shalom chippy
tired anchor
😔 @frozen crown indeed
noble mica
O hi
nova nebula
How is u been @noble mica
noble mica
Good
frozen crown
It’s pretty easy though to make top 8 on Na, will be interesting next season
noble mica
Yeah we beat the RGN 2 team twice but Twas pretty unlucky with what happened, one bad lose was it for us
tired anchor
F
nova nebula
:v
noble mica
It is pretty easy fadoo, but I’m a Vikings fan. I can’t have nice things and that follows me into blitz too
flint patio
@noble mica i was praying the Vikings would win
im a niners fan so you can understand why we have an interest in seeing the Seahawks lose
candid niche
What does the flab slab stands for in blitz stars?
livid lodge
fla b
candid niche
I still dunno the abbreviation
livid lodge
you can just hover over the icon or click it
tired anchor
Hey guys anyone for the quick tourney?
zealous radish
flab slab= float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
tired anchor
Hey guys anyone for the quick tourney?
candid niche
Can't help with it then. Sorry about that. My clan tries to host tourney regularly now. And we're in Asia.
thorn cove
You unpress my message !!! Great
tired anchor
Wow there are so little players in eu
tawdry hull
hey guys how do I get rid of my Lee M3 that no longer exists in the game
tired anchor
Sell it
tawdry hull
I can't
tired anchor
I have like 2 of non existing tanks but I'm keeing them cuz they're unique
tawdry hull
yes but you have place for them
empty crescent
why cant u sell them
tired anchor
Hehehe, I still have duck, never could let it go
mortal skiff
i that game i did 4.7k damage and that guy with b-c25t did 800... and start insulting me
candid niche
Block. No time for stupid people
mortal skiff
i always make screenshots for fun
candid niche
Lucky that you have that big of a storage to accommodate them.
mortal skiff
what you mean @candid niche ?
viscid herald
just like usual
inland mauve
So let's see if the su-152 mantlet is so strong to bounce and resist a bunch of tanks shells..... Then what is it made out of?
wooden gorge
FHS (face hardened steel) iirc its just really thick
inland mauve
Okie XD
hearty wasp
is this a pay for win game ?
agile ore
nope
tired anchor
@mortal skiff don't shame other players here. If you have an issue in game submit a ticket.
agile ore
?
candid niche
Probably wanted to say he got the 180 days premium account bought?
cursive depot
Nope
A load of $5 bundles over time
Got trains next to my house it’s hell a night
And there building houses across the street from me
candid niche
You have a rail line going beside your house?! How do you sleep even?
cursive depot
Get used to it I guess
gaunt sorrel
In his house obv smh
Edit : I'm sorry @candid niche for the joke
candid niche
You don't have to apologize. :3 it's not offensive. But still thanks. Lol
bleak stirrup
be glad u dont live here lul
inland mauve
Wut the heck .-.
candid niche
@cursive depot earlier today I had a good game in mod 1. Or so I thought. I was having fun. Brawled with a T-34 3 on bottom of the bridge in new bay and killed it. Then. Killed two more in succession. Got pinned by 3 others and went to call for help. Only then I realized I was the only one alive in my team.. I was like "are you effing kidding me..."
gaunt sorrel
Not exactly what I had in mind for a five minute walk to the station
candid niche
@bleak stirrup that pic from China trip?
bleak stirrup
not even 5 mins. just take a 1 min lift ride. and @candid niche nope, not in chongqing rn but i read an article on this block of flats
candid niche
These people gotta be crazy living in a building with a built in tunnel for metro through it. 😲
bleak stirrup
ah well its china. glad to see people in my hometown are still a bunch of drunkards.
and people in chongqing are like budget slavs anyway. seems like a very chongqing thing to do
hearty wasp
@cursive depot
cursive depot
Nice
hearty wasp
58% nice ?
cursive depot
I got 53 with 300 something battles