#blitz-memes
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when you equip the flamethrower has a cosmetic
Random poop post
Me constantly bouncing shells be like https://tenor.com/view/ding-gif-9621380
Some quick fax about me
new players in tier 1 be like
When u are on 40 hp but fv 183 bounces his hesh on you...
Ruski bias
How tf do you bounce hesh.
U mean the fv hit ur gun
That's why spamming he on maus cheek Better than bounce
da
........
Not luck just Rng 👀
That bouncing sound would be satisfying to hear
It bounced off his gun. Smh a grille is supposed to do that not another 183
@worn coral you could go around to his side and AP for more damage
My jageroo shell bounced off a AMX prot mantlet I was hella pissed (the tier 9 premium med, idk the full name)
Giga chad
(This man put the new camo on the tog of all things)
Wow you play on mobile
Blitz is the mobile version sherlock
@blissful totem where's the meme....
you could go around to his side and AP for more damage
@lunar hawk
Or you could give me a kiss 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳
there a reason those nations aren't in the game, they didnt make enough of their own tanks to warrant a line. even half of what's in the entire Chinese tech tree is debatably imo because they are just Russian copy pastas. whats the Mongolian tank gonna be, a bowman on horseback?
Yes, and it will be glorious
When the map didnt load textures correctly
@ocean zinc so finnish tanks gonna be men on skiis?
Tell me I’m not crazy
Wargaming would just make up some tank that came from actual blueprints and then they would go off from that
half of the tanks are from blueprints already
Yeah, but they should add more cold war tanks tbh, I get that they say it's all ww2 but theres also a few Vietnam and Cold war ones too
Add cars. Just straight up cars.
So wheeled tanks?
was the maus big
bUt ItS nOt BLiTz
More like when you fail to HE a grille
Or accidentally hitting an external module of a cardboard tank with HE or HESH
Ah yes
Everyone when they see the shed-like block turret of the Smasher spinning towards them
The way you described that makes me uncomfortable
Not me, I don't fear the Smasher, I just fight back with Russian bias
Fight fire with fire.
Smasher is a refurbished KV-2.... so it has built in Russian bias... OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE. Smasher doesn't have Russian bias, it is Russian bias, like the spirit of Christmas or something. All the Russian bias in the game over the years has culminated as a manifestation of unbalance in the this game in the form of the Smasher. Until wargaming bites the bullet and admits that Russian tanks need to be rebalanced, smasher will continue its reign of terror over tier 6 and 7, causing new players who don't know how to combat it to quit and costing wargaming money.... but not as much as they gain from people buying the stupid little crates so nothing is gonna change
He speaks in tongues
In tongues he speaks
smasher needs some hesh tbh
My brain has become the biggest of the big brains after that
Make it three and I might consider it, still doesnt mean much though cuz I'll develope brain cancer if I listen too long
I mean i think i ruined my ears a bit by blasting meme songs at full volume.
To the guy who said give Smasher HESH: no.
My idea for a balanced Smasher is less turret armor.
To the guy who said give Smasher HESH: no.
My idea for a balanced Smasher is less turret armor.
@sharp shadow
Everone here, talking about buffing the smasher is joking..
To the guy who said give Smasher HESH: no.
My idea for a balanced Smasher is less turret armor.
@sharp shadow i think that another smasher could he pen the turret front
I’m not sure if many people understand the powerhouse known as “WarHammer”
I do since DKK is my subject or research right now
I think someone might done it
that was fast delected meme F
Rip premium ammo hori
Buff kranvagn
No problem for my calibrated 268 heat with 418 pen
Only 407mm with my foch155
:sad:
Two types of people in Burning games:
Its too early for 1st aprill fool
Edit: @grave spear its was just visual glich and showing full price when i press purchase
@sharp shadow it's a glitch, don't but it because then you will owe them money and they can lock your account until you pay it back
Nope as long as you dont actually try doing the transaction they wont do nothing
I sometimes press buy to check if there are some discounts and stuff and still git my acc all and fine
i can’t see anything, what’s the meme?
hmmmm
The last thing a light tank sees from the commander’s hatch of a Smasher as it shoots a HESH at the light
Sandses undertalle????????
Smasher doesn’t have HESH
Smasher has High Explosive shells with a little over 90 MM of Pen
Not Hesh
ISU-152 with HESH vs Smasher with HESH
neither has any but I want to see that.
This is funny?
@crude ivy kranvagn means crane carage pretty much
xD
@sharp shadow self propelled crane
Me: wants to see the stream
The stream: (I'm in canada lemme be)
It doesnt matter its banned everywhere because people dont like wargaming
Alexandra said it was bad advertising after they were baited by their own crates.
trio of adventures and HEATS
Is for me?
buzz buzz
honor the hornets 🙏
Hehe, He go brrrrrrrr
Edit : it ALWAYS pens, what kinda wimpy thing you shooting?
Unless if it doesn't pen
he doesn't bounce
It can still splash tho
That’s a lie HE can actually bounce and it’s pretty common
Edit for below: and what happens in case of a ricochet due to an extreme angle? For example ricochet off of the e100’s turret side?
He doesnt bounce, it physically cant because it explodes on contact
A rare drone pic of yamato harbour
This is a photo taken by an SBD-3 Dauntless about to bomb Yamato, not a drone
yes lol
I know how wg can make arty balanced and playable in blitz... just give them 95% camo
why not just make them invisible in the first place
ikr
Lights during uprising be like :
I still can’t believe they partnered
Lol
Lmao
Sooo... this got deleted in memes contest idk why but here:
remeber when blitz was partnerd with the boxxer ? anyone know what happen?
remember when blitz was fun and not entirely driven by corporate greed? anyone know what happen?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648302310652510222/689274474809524502/video0.mp4
if this doesn't load correctly im sorry
just a skorp roundhouse kicking a jpanther in mad games from a year ago
I posted wrong one smh
there we go
Its kinda needed though. Smoke grenades were often used in ww2. A small one with bad graphics wouldnt be so bad
Would you like to give players the ability to instantly disappear after they have exposed themselves. Especially if the enemy remains spotted and you could fire at them without you being spotted. It would end up being a broken mechanic
@regal lark yea, but if u translate it literally. it’s that, Ik Swedish
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Burning games in nutshell :
Heavies/Big alpha : Fight
TDs with big DPM : Medic
Meds and lights : crackheads
hello , New tanks here on blitz : Tank Hardbass, play this tank and hardbasse playing all the game (for the news battle pass)
Only one question.... Why is it a stug??
STUG life
Wait,everything is stug?
Old but gold
Oh you're a british tank commanda?
Name all churchills
Oh you're a british tank commanda?
Name all churchills
@royal canyon
Prototype A 20 (With Matilda II turret)
Prototype A22
Churchill MK-I
Churchill MK-II
Churchill MK-II CS
Churchill MK-III
Churchill MK-IV with welded turret
Churchill MK-IV casted turret
Churchill MK-IV
Churchill MK-V CS
Churchill MK-VII
Churchill Flamethrower OKE - early version
Churchill OKE Flamethrower - Special
Churchill Flamethrower Crocodile
Churchill AVRE Varianten
Churchill AVRE with Fascinerol and armoured sledge MK-I
Churchill AVRE with Carpet rol Type D
Churchill AMRCR with mine-rollers
Churchill with SBG. Assault Bridge (Early type)
Churchill Folding SBG Assault Bridge(Late type)
Churchill AVRE with towed bridge
Churcill AVRE with Carpet rol - Bobbin Mark II
Churchill AVRE with "Farmer" - Mine-Plough
Churchill AVRE with Jumbo-Bridge
Churcill AVRE with Log Carpet
Churchill AVRE ARK MK-I
Churchill AVRE ARK MK-II
Churchill ARV MK-I
Churchill ARV MK-II
Churchill 3inch Gun-Carrier
Churchill Snake-Carrier (based on the Gun Carrier)
Churchill Demolition
A43 Infantry tank Black Prince
All I see... all I see are dead men In empty husks...
Where is me mate Winston Churchill tho?
a floaty triangle that fuels on boredom
sponsored by Fortnite
lol
lmaO
lmao wait my 6 hrs NO-
what's fortnite
-_-
@strange sundial garbage,
Fortnut
Fartnut
what's fortnite
@strange sundial the biggest Trash on earth just like Tik Tok
That's based chief but y'all right
I like how everyone here hates the same things
Oh your a soviet tanker name all soviet tanks with a T in the beginning
Grille and it's gun be like
Just pull the trigger slowly
Why? Just pull the trigger very very very fast!
Respect the Medics
They’re fighting to keep you alive and quite frankly don’t want their patients calling them trash for not fighting
im a medic i actually healed more than 14k once in a match with the grille lmao
I'm a leo medic. Let's just say. People fight for the heals. Guys. I'm a single leo. I can't everywhere at once, and I can only heal so quickly. I'm sure any leo medic will agree. The tier 5 one btw
Medics are cool and all
But guys HE runs out very fast
Just run full HE
How did I do that in time
they shot his tower so much that he lost it
It’s called a turret
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ....... YES!!!
u got a gravedigger my arch nemisis when i got stock
classic WG
Of course we need the BT-7 in our security detail, it’s a must!
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ....... YES!!!
@desert stump I just sold my Gravedigger for Cromwell Bundle 🥴
Even better deal
Japanese stb 1 line be like:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i smell reposts
I guess I’ll die then
Bruh when I play burning games medics don’t exist cuz no one heals
I’d rather not have a guy do that personally, I’d rather have him shooting them not me
Medics depend on which tank you use, you need good dpm or a lot of alpha
Laughs in Grille 15
laughs in Leopard 1
is the su100y good for healing or fighting
Thats should be the vk72 instead
@sick fox English please
Just got a love the deathstars
Idk how, but I expected that mode to be bad
Its actually quite funny
The only mode that adds medic role
Mad games has a special ability for some tanks which allows them to heal yourself and allies but OK
Oh your a soviet tanker name all soviet tanks with a T in the beginning
@hardy totem T-17 T-23 T-27 T-37 T-38 T-18 T-19 T-26 mod 1931 T-26 T-46 T-111 T-127 T-12 T-24 T-28 T-29 T-35 T-39 T-100 T-100Z T-42 T-40 T-50 T-60 T-70 T-34-57 T-34-76 T-34-85 T-34-100 T-34M T-43 T-44 T-54/55 T-55A T-62 T-62A T-64 T-72 T-80
Where T-10?????? You can’t mention T-90 and T-14 armata as those tanks are from the Russian federation not Soviet Union
you forgot a lot... like T-14 Armata, T-90, T-72B1, B2, B3, T-80U, T-64 Bulat etc etc
Where is T-2020 ?
In wotb
Mfw that guy is an actual communist
Lol
Ok.
is that supposed to be a meme or something?
A screenshot isnt a meme
LMAO
Tf im playing dead😂
Am I the only one who don‘t had this glitch?
I have seen it all over (What?! this was the meme channel? I actually had a meme to post this time, bummer. See ya'll in 6)
Oh no
Getting a temporary tank research certificate that you can actually use be like:
Any mini tank be like:
@quaint perch why the hell you repost youtube things, like your last post is stug from DiscoPanzer :/
get original content pls (oof thats true)
A screenshot isnt a meme
@hasty oriole yea .. but look at the damage on that screenshot. VK has 2.8k hp, I think 🤔 So .... it can be considered as a meme 😉
Ima communist
@sharp shadow another of my mind
Uhhh..
Nerf smasher?
(It haves 12 hours playing wotb with smasher)
@livid blaze how have you fought on the new map already? I’ve done 50 battles on the burning games mode and haven’t seen it yet or talked to anyone that has
I've got it twice, it's a cool map imo
@regal lark its not new, it was originally made for mad games. And i have played 1 battle there
Ah yes
The new old map
Its still a nice map
Wish they would use it more often
smasher is a terrible tank idk why people keep saying its op, no, its absolutely garbage
It's a troll don't worry
When the day comes that they remove russian bias, that is the day the human race is cured, it is the day that Karen's perish and Kyle's dissapear!
this mode is a meme (no boosters)
That boi is an invincible meatshield
Jessica#6981 has been warned.
Pls meme
me when i make 120k credits while doing 8k heal and 0 damage
Not meme but still...
P.s. sorry for language xd
@hardy totem T-17 T-23 T-27 T-37 T-38 T-18 T-19 T-26 mod 1931 T-26 T-46 T-111 T-127 T-12 T-24 T-28 T-29 T-35 T-39 T-100 T-100Z T-42 T-40 T-50 T-60 T-70 T-34-57 T-34-76 T-34-85 T-34-100 T-34M T-43 T-44 T-54/55 T-55A T-62 T-62A T-64 T-72 T-80
@quasi valley u forgot T 2020
Damm
@regal turtle m'y maximum : 13k
Toggers
Shouldn't the mouth go on the gun?
that’s so cursed if it was
:0😎 🤏
Smasher on drugs= weed smasher
Crasher
Snorter
Where T-10?????? You can’t mention T-90 and T-14 armata as those tanks are from the Russian federation not Soviet Union
@acoustic sandal T-15
M8 the T-15 is also Russian federation like god use the internet and do the research
Chupala 1-19 🖕 :no_mario:
there are dumb reposters among us
hmmM
Thats normal. Dont worry about it
I expect no less for a company which runs off potatoes
Yes i'm medic
ban
Ban ban bang
The face of happiness
"Don't let this channel follow the same fate as the mess called blitz-memes."
It already is
@night kraken thats some nice inter-connection i see
I'm going to sleep gn
Sleep is for the weak
Your teammates in burning games be like
Noice
another of my mind
@quasi valley
You mean another who doesn't know any history of the bad doing of the communists
well yes but actually no
this is turning into politics. Mods, do your thing.
hmM
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@rough tartan back in good ol days when buildings were made out of several layers of carbon fiber instead of amalgamation of concrete and steel
how is this a repost?
So true
wait jp can BULLY??, hehe boiiiis
Ah yes kranvargan
And ob 268 on calibrate Shell
Kranwagon u mean
Cranium Wagon
Foot
Ho Ri can penetrate the Kranvagn turret, but the 18.3cm is also effective against Kranvagn turret since the blast radius were really big
ㄷㅂ
gm I'm awake
Gm
-_-😢
Atleast u can play while I can't
We got caernavon action X....now time for kranvagn action X
It’s not kranwagon it’s kranvagn
KrayonVagon
KranVirgin
My luckyest shot yet
Tank i was using: tankenstein
Let's see, the odds are low as is for it to hit them, even lower to hit the rack and even more so to damage and destroy it... you sir, are Indeed a tankenstien monster.
Delivery!!!
when you lose the battle but still get the most xp
oh god....
two smashers, obj 252, and e75 ts
Why yes?
At least you get the legendary “Enemy Spotted” badge. Maybe the “Scout” or “Patrol Duty” awards if you’re lucky.
Imagine not being able to buy a 75% crew
Imagine having enough credits to buy 75% :'D
Imagine not having credits
Imagine having to play a battle with another tank since you can’t repair your tank
Don't
Me when someone complains in chat after I kill them
New tier 5 premium Chi Ha 120mm
0.5% drop chance, $300 per crate
That would be pog
KV-2 : Who want 152mm HE?
FV215b 183 :
does anyone know who originally made that picture of all the FV183s? its been used atleast a million times here and i'd be cool to know who made it and see the original text.
We need someone to make the same thing just with hundreds of togs
hold up, how?
smh rng
Bruh
i suspect the culprit is the upper engine deck
To the 268 ammo rack thing. The game has a delay when you fire relative to what you were aiming at. Say, you look at a wall. After that shoot and then rapidly move your gun to the side. The shell will magically go for the wall first even if you pointed the gun barrel somewhere else. Hence that. But I could be wrong, and it's all rng. Who knows.
He pointed at the front
Maybe the shell magically bounced off of the tonk and redirected into that direction since its still a solid object, idk
.-.
Take this down. now
My next binge watch is here
That brung back memories. reminisces back to my previous life
But yea ya might wanna replace a couple of those clips.
*slowly loses my eyeball virginity
the shell somehow went from the dead jag to the 268 ammo
@tall owl it bounced on the jag and hit the ammo of the 268, blowing it up, at least thats my teory
@flat relic take it down before mods do for those flags
so i just figured this out....
Everyone: krangvagen, krangvagen, some others i forgot
Me: crane tank.
(Srlsy krangvagen translates to Crane Tank XD)
Who else pronounces it “cran-vag-in”
Somethings wrong i can fell it
Crang-vahng-ng
pog champ
poggenpanzer
Defender engine be like:
Nothing to see here
HOW???????
Secret ingredient is crime
i got tankeistien which i already had and smasher which i needed then scavenger twice ina row i already had
Ayayayaaay
aztec dubstep intensifies
23Savage_#8363 has been warned.
👀
@unreal monolith Ah this must be the infinite spin golden ratio that Johnny uses in part 7
F for savage
@twin hamlet why’d you spoil it for me ;-;
@carmine goblet bakana, kars is in spAce and has lost all thinking.
Bruh
What about "The Better Kars?" (This is called foreshadowing 🙂 )
neither one since you will only win one of them just by luck
WG: Buffs T28
Me as a free to play player with the T28 still at 69% crew xp: GASP
https://tenor.com/view/yes-baby-goal-funny-face-gif-13347383
When wargaming won’t give you DPM
okay so this is what I like about the skins
It's the unholy god Cthulu vs literally just Ikea
who's gonna win lmfao
IKEA cause no one can escape the IKEA dungeon known as an IKEA showroom and it's all over the world.
Aka SCP 3008= The infinite Ikea with angry staff
of course it will be Ikea, they cannot resist me
every1 saying ikea to legendary camo
The swedish flag:
🤨
iNtrEsTinG
Gold
And it got deleted for no reason. Is nice.
Low effort "meme"
I did this today
Yolo'ing is fine if you're in a Leopard tho, let's be honest they can be immortal if you play your cards right
my team in t10 be like
sell it
Afk in it
Ima communist
@Wilma#8971 I am German (nearly)
When someone wondered what the Wot archive files look like, you have a typical xd example
tigertillery
you've won, but at what cost?
a negative win7... how is that even possible? you literally hit rock bottom then got a pickaxe and kept going.... why?
11% wr!!?!!
Lmao this wz on my team
Kia maus.... Ok
💪 🇧🇷
When your Wt or grille HE fail on a t57 butt and he's turning in your direction
@silver lantern yet they trash at the game
ever tried flanking a td but didn’t realize he already had turned
cough Hetzer
cough T95 but with improved engine power
T95 with the speed of LTTB
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681876913375150127/767839621790040075/FB_IMG_1593624465387.jpg first master in my grille ;D
bruah what did you use 1000000 consumables r sumthing bc 51 mil creds doesnt go down to 80k plus how 50k dmg with 804 kills fkn kill stealer, plus wtf is up with ur "without premium" rewards what kind of premium do you have? 750 fold credits and 851 fold xp, plus whats with that low quality image, yes i am joking boomer @odd mortar
80k from 51m, not enough damage" try again later
@valid vine please tell me you’re joking lol
Well I mean, knowing the people who play wotb....there is no telling if he is or not
hmmmmmm seems abit sus
gg @glad gyro
i was that KV-8
i think hes an imposter since hes rlly sus
Why are there no Japanese tanks? (three German, one Russian, one French, and one American?)
Let's be honest, Mad games are better than any other mode, it's just how everyone has such a diverse and extreme role
@chrome flower indeed
Every tanks with high octane is Japanese kamikaze fighters
@main moth You forgot Grille and WT
Any mad max fans here?
@livid blaze Might wanna recount that, stug panther and jag are all German; that makes 3. So 3 German, 1 Russian, 1 French, and 1 American, but still no Japanese tank
@sharp shadow easy 960 HE damage w/ T30
bruh guys you dont understand the meme
speed boost is too OP, like for SuperPershing. Just it rams anything and still most of hp.
@west knoll where's the funny ¿
💪 🇧🇷
@silver lantern *summons soviet nukes
wargaming: match making isnt that bad. match making: / i was in an M4A3E8
thats not that bad
Atleast there is not 3 smashers
Well if youre lightly armored say goodbye to your hitpoints
#rip
Petition to change the in game 131 to look more like the actual 131
down is japan tiger middle 131 ?
@main moth You forgot Grille and WT
@swift swift theyre not rammer/Emperor servant, theyre plane(Waffentrager Airlines)
Petition to change the channel name to unfunny and unoriginal
Smasher when he gets to your back and loads HE
https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-rick-astley-say-goodbye-funny-lol-gif-18403969
Everyone in training room when someone say -Who shooted me?!-
@sharp shadow why would you rickroll me like that :((
radagast le brun#0823 has been warned.
happy tortoise noises
Dont wanna be greedy or sth, but someone already posted almost 17k healing 👀
No context needed.We cap won.
Uuf
Who won?
Probably a draw
👀
Yamasi | Keiserreich#4682 has been warned.
T-512002-1517920-1#3195 has been warned.
The meme above is gonna get yeeted
What was the meme
“Hmmm... This is a heavily moderated server so the pins must be helpful.”
Server: NA
Ign: Jbja
Stop bulling tanks ✊😔
FireRaven#9468 has been warned.
Is Cooldown relaxed?
No.....
It never will be, like the craze for mad games.
Yes
“Hmmm... This is a heavily moderated server so the pins must be helpful.”
@night kraken lol
No it's just heavily modded
No it's just heavily modded
I didn't think it would be true lol.
The medic
is that a Memenade watermark i spot o.0
dude you stole that
imagine stealing from a youtube channel that steals from reddit
smasher: i am the king of tier 7
Su: you again?
Only 10he?
i mean that meme isnt so bad
careful Gravedigger already 6 shot autoloader and Annihaltor exists
Soon wg will add tonk with 12 barrel gun that shoot like leopard autoloader
we just need a 183mm 6 shot dracula/helsing in t5, you know but with "NERFED SPEED" and/or "no armor"
(mods pls don't gulag me just because it's a gif)
When you're an AMX Elc BiS in gravity force mode and you get flung for the first time:
Wait no gifs in memes anymore? What type of meme channel has this become?
family friendly
Since when was this family friendly?
Since YouTube directory took over.
@next kelp @sharp shadow here you go
@night kraken
For the 8.0
these memes are getting more random by the second
@vocal pine yup they sure are
Nice
People posting random memes and giving them captions so they don’t get warned be like
Hellcat
The Self-Appointed Team Leader: Comes up with a plan and expects everyone else to follow
The entire rest of the team:
yeah, ignore the 6 year veteran with chat on, lets follow the kid with a temporary crate avatar into city, that will definitely work. huh what's this, we lost? Wow, if only someone that knew what to do had spoken up.
Me after I healed 6k but no body heals me back
So relatable my medic brother
don't worry bro I got chu' back
The screeching noises of a Weak Frontal Armor
and the horrific noise of the grinding tracks of a stock tank
Me after 10 lose streak
Some cursed stuff I found
The mock up of an tiger using an is2 just makes it even better
why would you legit steal a meme that a mod enjoyed and pinned lmao?
yea like bruh
He's doing what it's called "Pro gamer move".
or a noob gamer mode idk im just boring
That one panzer35t#5036 was banned
Yes yes yes yes yes yes 💪
double smasher or 183 is more effective
@stark summit good point i free xp the whole 183 line😂
Su152 is good for f2p players that don't want the pain from the 183 line
The mock up of an tiger using an is2 just makes it even better
@marsh sphinx dont say the white tiger...
Veteran players yelling to a newbie that just playing the game and still have a lot of things to learn
Newbie :
Nice
I like how dracs always go for the spic regardless of what is happening on the battlefield
and always die cuz i have a team behind me
Is #screenshots a joke to you?
When you peek around the corner and see all four derps turn their guns towards you
ye
YO whAT'S uP gAmErs the JgpZ4 is GoInG tO gEt nErfed OnCe wARGamiG ReaLIzes ItS oP\
Javiercitoitoito#3317 has been warned.
TT.#9785 has been warned.
Fonpard#8396 has been warned.
Visible confusion
What about pz VI Tiger on tier VII?
Again dyno get triple
When your derp gun deals 999 dmg but leaves the enemy with one hp:
Annihilator on madgames be like
double shot + jagged shells 2 annihilator
literaly 1. 5k+ damage 😂 👌
balanz
add more op tanks they give the game balance
I have an idea, stop adding op tanks and balance the current ones
Great idea
And when everyone is op.... Noone will be
Dudududuh du-du dudududuh du-du
We Need a ATGM with a pendetraion of 500mm like in Real Life
That's gonna be yeeted out for not being blitz related
Taxevader 2020#9295 has been warned.
why ATGMs? Vindicator firing nukes will be enough
You posted it on an alt? /s
Exposed
Chose ur twins
Daniel and The Cooler Daniel
Indeed
still can pen cheeks / :
Who will win?
The pinnacle of German engineering or funny tank that shoots multiple times?
Obviously the Tiger II pew-pew-pew gun
The weird looking german thing has stock turrent which means pew pew pew wins
how about we drop a maus on both of them
solution 10/10
When I lose a 1 v 4 and that toxic teammate starts typing this:
Toxic spammers are annoying af, I vote we need a way to mute a single person for the duration of the game.
Zsu II*, Tier X collectible tank. 70.000 gold.
What if TOG with Sheridan Turret and Gun 🥴
It would be pretty much a rocket launching plastic bunker
In Grille
Burning Games
HE shells loaded
Medics: Explosives are the solution
what if fv215b(183) faced tier 1s
🇵 🇴 🇬
bLmao
it would lose
blmao?
no no
bLmao-10
Sips Tea Interesting
Annoying Frenchies series
Thomas the T110E3 Assault Tank Destroyer
E25
fast soccer boi
309
It looks quite too American now, even if it's british
british engineering and american fat bois
Is that a type of american joke that I'm too european to understand?
what it feels like to play in a battle with a blitz youtuber
Light tanks leading you to their smasher
okay that made me laugh
bruh
oh you're a german engineer?
name all SdKfz
The Faces that u dont wanna see at madgames
•_•
The best TD dont exist....
Nice camo
Annoying Frenchies series
@dire olive Thats my pic lol
XD
For some reason it looks more like pete sent it first.
Just...just write your name or anything else in a corner and call it a day (when you make it)
Srsly makes it easier
@glossy vessel I'll just delete em both for racial slurs. Problem solved
Surely i get like 5th place in the drac contest?
td's be like:
Dracula SPG
(Chi-To SPG??
Tbh a panther with a 150mm sounds like it’d be fun to play
Blitz memes, not who is the expert in every single variant of a vehicle
^---------
Another good premium idea
Kv1C with the 7.5 mm Kwk 40 Pak
lol
That's when ur shooting at the grille
@sharp shadow one is for reseting caps and one is forreseting somones life
We balanced smasher by putting another OP tank for only 10 bucks!
- some random employee on minsk -
nervous sweating
Had to do it
wow
I smell a warning and a deleted meme
Not only that, but the video itself has swearing. And we all know that the mods don't like swearing in this server
Tiger "P"
bro the tiger porsche is better(if you know what you're doing)
The tiger P can mess up anything. As an aggressive Porsche player, I've nor only challenged Smashers and come out on top, but even SU-152s and other derp tanks.
NO
Laughed so hard
🅱️aus
It gets worse the longer you look at it
Or
Looks like an Italian td with an enlarged crew compartment with a Ha-Go turret on top
annihilator
r/cursedfood
Jokes on u, im on mobile, dang Dr. Bright is based, and ye u looked like u were writing an essay
Jokes on you I like wasting time saying stuff here like "nerf the op stuff" knowing full well that WG dont give a damn. Honestly, as long as my Jpanth remains as an impenetrable fortress(in some places) to all tier 6's and most Tier 7's forcing them to reposition im happy, it not like I can even move very fast.
Edit:(I didnt know it was this long)
laughs in gold prammo user
double shot + jagged shells 2 annihilator
literaly 1. 5k+ damage 😂 👌
@sharp shadow that’s uprising
bro the tiger porsche is better(if you know what you're doing)
The tiger P can mess up anything. As an aggressive Porsche player, I've nor only challenged Smashers and come out on top, but even SU-152s and other derp tanks.
@sharp shadow Believe me, there's not a lot of people that know how to use a Tiger (P) and 1
What you said below is right, but my god, if you know the people that i've seen driving backwards a Tiger or peeking out with the side.... is big
@sharp shadow But they're so easy to master. Playing aggressively lets you research the Ferdinand in two weeks if you truely know what you're doing.
To be honest, i can't see the difference.
y tho
No
what it feels likeplaying the Grile
^no that's what it feels like when someone is below your depression angle so you move and wiggle ur gun to increase it down to them and somehow get a lucky ammorack on em
^No
still researching the grille 15 line so i dont really relate
I accidentally joined the Russian server and can't go back to English
you’re one with the russians i guess
U hav been consoomed by ze ruskis
You Have been Communist'ed
When a T49 spot ru251
Yessir
And then the both proceed to just pummel each other with HE
i photoshopped this (yes i know i messed up on a part)
double cursed tonk
Somebody pull up the OG cursed Jageroo
I gotchu fam
I have full internet connection yet I have no connection
10 print "Connecting..."
20 goto 10
Hmm
Yes the floor here is made out of floor
Interesting blitz meme ya got there
This will get yeeted
im sorry is this legal
Im always late to the fun...
Now my deal is, does the tog in blitz at least have the dpm to take them out amd survive? Also tog is a tier six, uptiering to seven-nine(given wot too), youd see either three triple barages or two quads comparing tiers, It has a chance on immediate detection
@dreamy belfry ^ now thats good
Top 10 best memes in a long time
@sharp shadow it was deleted.
Not a blitz meme but im gonna download it anyway.
To repost it in 6 months xD
See ya in six hou-
^^guten tag panzer freund
Good day tank friend
looool that was good
funniest stuff ive seen since italy's attempt at invading greece
I think that video with the German bulldog could be made into something really funny if it was edited or something done to it, like a to be continued
6hrs dissapear like my attention span
How
im never using a long gun anymore
RNG said it is time
When you find the guy that camped you after you respawned
Wallet warriors when they see a new tank loot box be like
When u see an 183 https://tenor.com/view/explode-explosion-bomb-gif-17805104
The Grille 15's gun be like:
uh huh, sure
New tier VIII vehicle for $29.99
PS: this is not a repost!
Nori#2817 has been warned.
this is a true story from those who saw me do 0 damages but 6k heals
no consumables other than the multi kit???
Some people just want to suffer
And they said they nerfed 183
me feeling bad for the tank i just ammoracked
Is the battle button supposed to sit like that?
That’s just the perspective
Spooky T-34/76#4098 was banned
"T7 Matchmaking is fine"
"Meets 3 smashers"
@forest coyote beacuse videos are no longer classified as memes
Why? I dont remeber but theres a pinned message on one of the chanells
@sharp shadow not only there
Going forward videos / replays will no longer be considered memes. Any videos / replays posted will be deleted.
Found it
@marsh sphinx Videos are not allowed in the #738371110265159751
@sharp shadow thats a landmine
nu m41 gud tank :<
Oh you're a thinkin commander?
Name all strategies
No
Side scraping is the only stratity for the is line
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459360780173705226/769524207520317440/unknown.png
@vivid oriole I need a hug pls...
You got carried hard
Not hard enough unfortunately
Reposted meme plus potato quality. Very nice
Yeah... Totally...
@oak merlin
I have no life so i’m the first one to send recycle reaction.
yes you are
No way 77.7 k ep !
its literally not a blitz man tanwoodman
That monkey having a seizure
Why?
Daily suffering
I’ve been getting 3k+ dmg games with my Rhm-b
recent platoons be like
Oh you're a thinkin commander?
Name all strategies
@royal canyon
flank
rush
camp
"ok bot"
"noob"
7x magazine
7x is-4
go maus
full tog
4fun
random play
play afk
complain about all team
go swim
go die
HE yourself
f#####g fv215b 183 nerf
uninstall pls
delete game
pc bot
WG report support
report
ban
nerf smasher
sidescarp
hull down
turret down
weakspot shown & how did you dmg me + hacker
rear sidescrap
HE spic
HE paper
is7 ammorack
grille gun bounce
smasher abuse
HE abuse
gold noob
come 1v1
(and many more?)
@sharp shadow WOW...
OXPbLsh_PoloNice#7143 was muted
Bruh... you seriously left out
gg
ez
Get gud lmao
Cry harder
How did that pen
Stop bush camping you’re a heavy
Spot pls
Go back to tier 3
Premium nub
That’s all I can think to add rn
You also forgot the best of them all "gg ez nubs"
"rigged"
"atgm noob"
“no help nubs”
"Pay to win"
"Gn" After hitting a easy shot
"ez" after losing a game
Gold noob
Cry me a river
Spam more gold
Wallet warrior
R*****s
Жылкі на працягу ўсяго (something written in moon runes basically)
Play barbie games
That's all I got
Wargaming: adds gun animation and track paws
Me still waiting for suspension animation:
Bruh... you seriously left out
gg
ez
Get gud lmao
Cry harder
How did that pen
Stop bush camping you’re a heavy
Spot pls
Go back to tier 3
Premium nubThat’s all I can think to add rn
@ocean zinc you forgot the people who just randomly say "jew" after dying as if its some sort of insult even though it isnt
u also forgot "hacker"
Gas gas gas
Oh? You're a German engineer?
Name all SdKfz's
Gold noob
Cry me a river
Spam more gold
Wallet warrior
R*****s
Жылкі на працягу ўсяго (something written in moon runes basically)
Play barbie gamesThat's all I got
@sharp shadow garbage team
In ukrainian, but oh well. @cedar lynx
I want to add some of the stuff I always use/get called
But I don't want to get banned here
magic
VC tank gang
MaTcHmAkeR iS gOoD
(I’m in an SP1C
Oh? You're a German engineer?
Name all SdKfz's
@royal canyon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sd.Kfz._designations
Sonderkraftfahrzeug (abbreviated Sd.Kfz., German for "special purpose vehicle") was the ordnance inventory designation used by Nazi Germany during World War II for military vehicles; for example Sd.Kfz. 101 for the Panzer I.
Sd.Kfz. numbers were assigned to armored, tracked, a...
@royal canyon
flank
rush
camp
"ok bot"
"noob"
7x magazine
7x is-4
go maus
full tog
4fun
random play
play afk
complain about all team
go swim
go die
HE yourself
f#####g fv215b 183 nerf
uninstall pls
delete game
pc bot
WG report support
report
ban
nerf smasher
sidescarp
hull down
turret down
weakspot shown & how did you dmg me + hacker
You forgot “I’m gonna read off your IP address if you don’t stop”
rear sidescrap
HE spic
HE paper
is7 ammorack
grille gun bounce
smasher abuse
HE abuse
gold noob
come 1v1
(and many more?)
@sharp shadow
Cursed LEGO tank 2
A konigstiger with ft-17 turret
I am aware that it is COBI, auto correct kills me so I just say LEGO
ha
i can do tiger 2 with vk 16 leo turret
do it.
"GhOsT sHeLlS aReNt ReAl"
Spah sappin' mah sentry!
Auuugh! Sentry down!
Sheridan got buff for this gun 😂
Sheridan-380mm RW rocket launcher
Auuugh! Sentry down!
@blissful totem That Spy is a Spy!
Some Tanks don’t have Octane fuel anymore
Some have it but only Exist as a Shell of their former selves.
The fuel wasn’t the problem. The combinations of the vehicle with the fuel was. Now we can only sit and watch as our Hellcats Attempt desperately to make jumps they could have made easily before.
It’s almost saddening to see them Cap out so low compared to last time
newbies will never know how powerfull this thing was
very self emojis 🥖
baugette
im so noob at war thunder that happesn all the time
since when did it say war thunder memes? idk i think im blind
Nope. It doesn't. But I'm pretty sure there's alot of War thunder players in the Blitz community.
that is true
Well im WarThunder players🙂
I have this Tank
i did as well.
I have it too...
But in Armor Inspector!
If somebody want to play war thunder with me dm me 😂
We need war thunder Mobile
Ah yes the good old time where you could win a t3/4 match with 7 shells
God the t82 was such a beast
The good old time where we got a Medium as a TD in tier 4
That would inevitably got destroyed if it wasn’t half a mile away
We need war thunder Mobile
@nocturne saffron 7GB OF RAM REQUIRED. 😅
ah yes the isu of old wotb
Lmao
👀
Why is the song's drop cut off 😩 u could just lower the quality more i just need the drop 😩
ikr
@royal canyon
flank
rush
camp
"ok bot"
"noob"
7x magazine
7x is-4
go maus
full tog
4fun
random play
play afk
complain about all team
go swim
go die
HE yourself
f#####g fv215b 183 nerf
uninstall pls
delete game
pc bot
WG report support
report
ban
nerf smasher
sidescarp
hull down
turret down
weakspot shown & how did you dmg me + hacker
rear sidescrap
HE spic
HE paper
is7 ammorack
grille gun bounce
smasher abuse
HE abuse
gold noob
come 1v1
(and many more?)
@sharp shadow FCK Camping noobs
but...he isnt playing a german tank 🤔
Die to the new Tanks with good armor is now the T82 a Bad Tank. I Tested him today
-honey there is a mouse on the roof !
The mouse on the roof :
(I’m sure someone already did this but I doesn’t matter)
Daniel vs the cooler Daniel
stock Strv m/42(Lago) vs spike
Bruh i knew it 8 days ago
but...he isnt playing a german tank 🤔
@jade pollen he needs the trust of the americans to ambush them
Is that?
looks like a T-26 on a French R35 tank. Captured.
Normal Strv vs Emo Strv
If he was emo the spikes would have been pointed at him not at the enemy geddit ! 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
no i don't get it
@modest bramble that's why you stick it on the Edgy teenager Hetzer,
The French are gonna be the first to Mars
@modest bramble at least you got tier 6 bud. I got a tier 5... My second ever green mamba and its for tier 5 :(
Horror meme?
When you see a 183 a bit too late and you know your time as come
G a m e s
Wow. You're so uncreative, pathetic and lazy.
You all getting offended only proves my point
first no u second amazing
when you don't spot anyone but forgot the tds bush and ruch
@reef marsh How are you getting shot from a bush in that spot in Faust?
I have this Tank
@stiff prawn in past it had a 400 dmg gun. Now its only 280 if im not wrong. I have t82 too :"v
Bro a 183 hit me for 1908 dmg. Hesh into the side of my Emil II.
What are WG devs smoked on minsk???
idk but i want sum. maybe they dry vodka, scrape out the residue, and snort it? lets be honest tho, other than battle passes, they havent done anything good since before 5.5. i would literally pay to have the person who thought black boxes were a good idea talk about it on a stream XD so they can stop pretending they care about us and just say it straight how little they care
Not epic moment
Who pinged me
@safe oak
my 6 hours well spent
These teams are totally fair what do you mean its unbalanced/s
imagine if the sp1c had the ram ability in mad games
Please ram me spic
exactly. ram me I want free damage
the spaehpanzer IC only weighs like 10 tons tho ⤴️
Matchmaking at its finest
I see one discrepancy, there is no major imbalance, usually its 100% premium overpowered vs normal, BALANCED tech trees
imagine complaining about mm in panther
im not ok whatsoever
Youre
Yep, that's me you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
yes i am wondering how u got into that situation
What had happened was... uhh
lel, high octane fuel is fun. i rammed an invisible smasher by accident in jpanther and lost all my health
How about ramming a Maus
Its kinda sad that the maus doesnt have invisibility
Oh? You're a German engineer?
Name all SdKfz's
@royal canyon You dont want to see my power unleashed
@sharp shadow you’re.
Ad Artylery to blitz
No u
Adding atillery would be horible to deal with look at the atgms
it would make the maps LARGER like PC
Anyone notice that any tank with a T1 heavy hull has an engine over 900 horsepower?
That isn’t a meme mate
What’s with the reactions
♻️
@night kraken THAT its a secret :)
If they add arty to blitz I will devote the entire rest of my life to rushing and killing these things.
Not epic moment
@open skiff don’t worry
I mean if they added artillery with extremely slow shells you would need to calculate moar
nah, we just need bigger maps
Yeah it would be nice if they make a WotB version for more powerful devices where there is bigger maps and at least 10vs10 players
(You want to know why this is a meme? Because WarGaming will never actually do it...)
Same with balancing premiums, it will never happen
Tier 6 tournament: a
Enemy team:
Are 🅱️romwell spams still a thing doe
At least it's not a derp tank spam
thats war thunder wotb not "advanced" enougth
my 6 hrs dissapears like my team
same
i sE
My 6 hours disappeared like my dad
Dont mind me,just wasting my 6hrs.
k
See ya in 6 hours
no comment
Don’t do that, don’t give me hope,
of the old Tech tree design.
It was nice knowing you.
Only a mute?
Mods are generous today.
MrZockti#2434 was muted
See ya later @narrow wind in the aferlife
when u play tier 8 tournament and the enemy is all isu 152 with the bl 10 gun
lol
Similar thing for me. I got 2k damage in my fv301 and the waffle trash talked me. The waffle got 0 damage. Then I proceeded to flex on him and make him rage in dms for being toxic.
Us other waffles take no responsibility for that one, must have drunk too much syrup and chocolate
Therapist: Pay to win squad isn't real, it can't hurt you. Pay to win squad:
𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖙#9085 has been warned.
👀
No
one day, we get to see it
Winrate is dead, not big surprise
does 4K dmg with his spike and still loses
Nobody:
Wargaming Design Team at 3AM:
This looks very american
Modern American technology
Counts as a meme? Since I think WG gone insane to charge us 5k for this thing
The fact that it says Tesco makes it 10x better
5k gold for a tier 5 😂😂😂😂😂
Counts as a meme? Since I think WG gone insane to charge us 5k for this thing
@sharp shadow actually it's a cool tank, but i'd pay for it max 3500 gold (added +500 gold because of other things)
That tier v isnt even that good. Plus it has the slowest bullet velocity in the whole game
So close. 😫
that hurts
On a personal level
eh not really teh tiger p drivers never hide their lower plate; even my t49 can pen that
Tiger P superior
Tiger P, the P stands for Pretty good
100 iq move
lol
Not to mention Nightmare was free 😂
This looks very american
@stark summit but its a tesco...
I think this is more realistic for me
blitzcrusade#7493 has been warned.
this should be even better
I apologize for showing the names. I covered them.
My brain when my KV-2 round bounces
wait what is the prize for the memes contest?
The overpricing of a random, overpowered Russian premium. Has to be Russian though.
when you get ammoracked 30 seconds into the game
I always get ammo rack by smasher everytime when I see him.
I apologize for showing the names. I covered them.
@spring pebble the brain power, its too STRONG
@sharp shadow read, your own nightmare
the smasher is cursed in anime
i think you hitted the copola
You is noob
says the guy with his real life picture 
Oops rekt
Big oof 😂
nothing here just 2 tanks without a brain
um tanks dont have a brain just saying
edit: nou
If some people could read they would be very upset with you
Tanks have many brains thanks to the crew in them.
You what
Yes, but the crew inside them also need brains. This is the big lacking component in teams.
says the guy with his real life picture 
@sharp shadow You got something against real life pictures?
Confused Unga Bunga
I finally have something to post here
you see, Ivan...
Who made the fake tiger
@sullen skiff perfect XDDDD 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌
just saw battle time
@final wyvern That's just playing the Grille in general
When you go afk in a "chill" training room and come back
mighty stalinum
why am i almost always ammo racked when im on low health
@strange finch
because you are playing german tanks mostly likely lol
why am i almost always ammo racked when im on low health
@sharp shadow why does the timer in the video say 621:3
I want that tog bean bag chair so badly now
Seating area for multiple people 👍
I’mma spam wg 50$ until they send me one
What even is this?!
stop REPOSTING this; uh yes
all aboard the german school bus
we need this in Canada
Wh- what's happening in Canada?!?!
What isn’t
Nahh all of you get off that tank and stay 6 ft apart. Covid isnt over yet
But with this method it will be over faster
cuz we all die faster
scoob sned the snacks
Simple..Canada is preparing to take over the world
your name is T55, your profile pic is a 59 patton, and the video is a T-34-3. bro make up your mind
made by czech, so its not stereotype
Bosnia
u could just do the E25 move
Lol ye or u can be like waffentrager aid pz.4 splashing HE on the side
Oh. Well, I had started my list...but it seems the mods weren’t to happy with the prospect of it...or those messages magically disappeared. A shame I wasted my 6hrs on this...
@green ledge If i had a dollar for every time that was reposted id be rich
I could buy the whole wg store if
Turret big book nice
Not big enough, and wheres my Chainsaw cannons?
When you see the Annihilator in front of you use its invisibility consumable in Mad Games
If I had a penny for every repost made in this server, I would own WG
Edit: but then i can sell that ak47 for moar money and so on until i buy WG
But There Was Only 10,000 Reposts So You Weren't Able To Buy WG But You Were Able To Buy A AK47
I love playing smasher...
Untill i woke up
@strange finch if i do get one we will conquer enemies together comrade
When you see the Annihilator in front of you use its invisibility consumable in Mad Games
@ebon delta
Is much much worse when the smasher does it. Just pray you didn’t anger it enough for him to Evaporate you
@sharp shadow hope you get it
This isn't a meme but I researched my first tier X today. Felt proud and accomplished but idk what you guys think.(it's the Maus)
"yeah guys, the ram II is better than the sherman in all parameters"
Bro timbits are great
Dont need either they are both B A D
@vocal pine that tank is stolen from @quasi valley
Clanmates when they see each other in battle
Nvm sorry i missread it as classmates
That is a blitz meme
My clan mates don’t even know who I am
Theres only 9 people in my clan.... just a year ago we had 40
petition accepted x3
Petition accepted x4
Petition to bring them back as event tanks
Petition accepted x1
Petition accepted x2
yes.
I would like to see a bunch of t1s vs a single smasher
Edit: by a bunch I mean like 30, whoever kills the smasher becomes the smasher