#blitz-memes
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H4RR1S0N#6257 was muted
Lmao
Paper armor for life
Btw, idk what was i type lel
kemalm.f#1393 has been warned.
Wat?
F
F
When you avg 941 in a deathstar which is lower than the alpha of the hesh round
where did you find this cursed image? @plucky berry
Someone rushed to get the 183. It seems
When the heavies decide to charge attack and that paper tank whit full stock charge whit them too
I just love this to much
@plucky berry... Naming and shaming. I suggest u fix the name part before mods come m8
Np @plucky berry. Wouldnt want to get warned or muted. π
I got more
They are good though
True
that's the opposite, I always get the boosters when I want them
Lol
Im the new quest its the same you want gold and become boosters
Matt_Da_Gamer#6243 was banned
Poor matt
oof
@lapis fossil This is #blitz-memes . i dont see what a jag E-type will do in Wot Blitz
k
Rare picture of a French soldier taking amo to a tank
Lol
Can we just say the sever on NA tonight is a meme?
yes
What are you talking about, it's always been a meme
yes
this is an unexpected move for them, its too aggressive.
implodes
Uh oh. U jUsT dUn FrIcCeD uP mAtE
o
i smell minimodding

Soviet bias has never reached this far before
NeoXenoZ#9403 was banned
OOF
Oof
@sacred pilot Exactly!
Lol
Been there done that
And the guy is us when the ping won't go down
But who send the kiss tho
Idk
When Soviet tanker gets out of his tank
Lol
Opa
Lol
F
nice
Lol
@junior steeple how does that have anything to do with blitz
@olive torrent if the devs dont find it
@fluid verge I mean @olive torrent is always trying to be a mod
Lol
That is a little dude
Facts.
That episode was messed up the was going to kidnap the dude
um might want to remove that...
Probably
π fun and learning at same time π
area2361#3988 was banned
Me: Hey teammate theres a menacing Dracula coming at me, can you shoot him?
Teammate: But dude I only have HE!
Me:
The Meme is that he got a response that isn't an insult or noob or just pure ignorance
The last is happening to me all day long I ask nem nicely to help but they keep being dumb or I tell them to take out the dude with 100 HP but nope
how do you only have HE, you should at least have some prammo left
You have only HE, because then you have the highest chance of getting dmg with each shot.
(I'm in a hurry so I didn't put it on a template.)
Literally nobody:
wot blitz servers:
Bruh that aint a blitz meme
Still a cute doggo tho
when you flank a td and the maus somehow manages to flank you unspotted
"Ivan, call the motorized infantry!!!"
Repost
Yes
lol
I was the t95 :3
wth is that ping
This should be fair enough
Stock king tiger sucks
Agreed
Try the whole vk grind
Stock tiger is trash, but max out, I do pretty well in it
The teir 8 onr
Laughs in AMX CDC
French soldier eating the amo
Yes because the French definitely wear hard hats to battle
it's more TF2 related than WoTb related
Idk about it. He related it WoTB related so that it feels fair I guess
TF2 cross over blitz
TF2 Tank .-.
that robot tank from mann versus machine that drops the bomb into the hatch
I ate a gusher every time I shot someone
Buddy pal is that Blitz related? Well, maybe since you eat one every time you shoot someone... thatβs a lot of gushers... π
now THAT is a meme
The improved Tiger ii joke I posted 2 hours ago
@shrewd viper can you change your nickname please
@rain kayak ok
Tiger ll was the most op tank in WW2.
The Tiger ll was in his time near impossible to pen. He is bad bcause he is slow.
yes, the suspension being horrendously overloaded and making the tank incredibly slow and prone to mechanical issues make it op
Lol
Bro that's cringe, your gonna lose subscriber
*youre
*you're
Omg
Rekt
Big oof
The right pic is fake and the left idk
its called photoshop
a.k.a. the main way to create a meme
When you get an angry message from an enemy but it doesn't make any sense besides the occasional Ammorack and Noob words.
relatable
-_-
More memes :v
When you have a ton of tanks that is their birthday but unable to get through all of them.
Edit: There are 56 tanks out of the 124 that I have that is their birthday.... β_ β
Lol
HOLY- You could have made out like a bandit after 5.5
π’
@sharp shadow chaffee battling against su152 be like
Dat spice
LOL
And they stereotype the colors oppositely
SlenderKiller101 [_V2_]#4843 has been warned.
Sorry
Me and the boys in vineyards trying to spot a tank in realistic mode
4 minutes later
Meanwhile in another universe
@rain kayak ^
Lmao
Yes
I have one too so this is too true
ThatPandaSpy#3754 has been warned.
oh nvm i have to post the christian version of this meme
this angered the player, who punished him severely
obj 252 armor is dumb
no u
ThatPandaSpy#3754 was muted
No you @olive torrent
more like bat chatillion but ok
I think you mean the leopard
nah, stb-1 works. it has only 45 side armor
yeah
I think you meant 183
I think you meant AMX 30 B
I think you meant WT 
No, it has a political reference
As long as it's tied to blitz I'm sure it's fine
No politician rules is still no politician rules
@fierce sequoia if no one says its there...
Then the political ref aint there
Ahh this hasnt happened to me in years xd
Lmao
true story
Oh look, probably another potential history watcher
he is a man of culture indeed
the moment you realize when you are the last man left and the enemy team forgets yo exist
true story
More memes :v
That isn't a meme.
Tiger ll was in WW2 op and hard to penetrate at that time lol
Most Tiger 2 can even destroy a platoon of tank IRL
the tiger 2 would probably die due to engine failure or something
Read the pinned messages. This is not a discussion chat.
Im you but needs removal
Im you but needs to be nerfed
MajorOkdumby#1411 has been warned.
π€
EATER_OF_WORLDS!#8762 was muted
@sharp shadow where are the pinned messages
@clever maple select the 3 dots in the top right-hand corner.
tru
I saw this on IG, so thought i would share.
good one mate
@tawdry badge Ribblestripe* Quite a well known WG staff member
I wonder what would happen if the best WoT PC players would play against the best warthunder players 5 battles per different game. This is related because reasons π
QuickyBaby Vs. PhlyDaily in FortNite
...
Nice duplicates
Illusion 100
At least you have Minecraft
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
@winged crest i MADE that
I didnt SEE it on instagram, i MADE it myself on instagram
Make it a shirt
Lol
Me: leaves a guy on a 1 shot for my team.
That guy: kills 6 of my teammates
Me: β¦β¦β¦β¦
xdddddd but not suska bias π¦
Bltya
Eww wtf repost
Babyβs goons pop, erm I mean amx
Y e s
Tag yourself I'm third from the left
iam the third from the right
I'm want to react "repost" but I'm too lazy
Post that instead of "repost"
oke
.
yes
please this brings back traumatic memories
Now that's alotta damage
Lmao lol
π
well the FV4005 has to fire an entire clip meanwhile the 183 deals 1.3k damage with one hit
Depends on how long the reload is between clips and the pen of the individual he round
otherwise imma be really terrified in my E-75
Not a discussion chat
Me in the E-75 hearing that the average HE dmg per clip of an FV4005 is 1800
@tawdry badge it doesn't fire hesh
stop
183 balance timr
Lol rip
Otto: Hanz ze tranzmission broke
Hanz: No wargaming nerfed our tiger to have no transmission
Otto: But it is a horse now
Otto: Hanz? Where did you go? HANS! (***Little did he know wargaming also changed the tiger from 5 crew members to 4 ***)
(and then a two men crew)
mean while in Russia
Sergie:Ivan why does our t34 bounce rhm shots
Ivan:Because its mother russia
Ivan: we have a new prisoner named Hans, he is an expert at fixing tank transmissions
Sergie: ah he will help make our kv2 even more stronk
Ivan: Everything works out perfectly let's drink some Gasoline tonight to celebrate!
Meanwhile as dusk falls: Otto: Seriously Hans where did you go God damit Hans!
otto stumbles upon the 3 men drinking gasoline together and they have a good night together
Till the Russians killed them in the morning because they take no prisoners
Peter:Damit otto calm down he probably iz lost in the the tank-why are there russians in the woods drinking gaz
The end
Lol
)))))))))
Meanwhile in The USA
John:AMERICA America god give his grace to thyyyyyyy
the british anthem is called god save the queen because the queen can die anytime
.....
That anthem is older then the queen as far as I know
Naa but the royal family has a history of really really really long life spans. For all we know she could have another 20 years ahead of her, maybe more
Facts. A+
A+ for role play
Reeeeeepoooosstttt
REEEEPOST
Otto: hanz we must kill all the repost
Hanz: yes all the reposting scum must eliminated
Otto: Turns on tiger 1 engine
I'm sorry I did not know that it had already been published.
Lol its jk
tsk tsk, this isn't dank meme chat, quit reviving old memes
XD
T28 defender 
It's hilarious that they said the considering the amount of autoloading tds in their game
The tier 2 French td
The one that got dusted?
Hahaha no way
Lmao
Welp that sounds right
lol true π π
like this
@sharp shadow oof
That is overrated
@sage shoal that isn't funny or appropriate
Then share it with your friends. Not here.
insert blitz meme
@sage shoal stop
Jaylox#5677 has been warned.
Hey. What happened to M1A1's meme
Lol
Yeet
More low effort stuff i made
nice...
that sounds sarcastic
β€
ha. ha.
ikr.
Wait i already posted that oof
More low effort posts
insert death star joke to make this legal here
@sharp shadow u play space engineers
I am the Council
M6 Leeee
Thats bread
When you buy gold for an offer but then a better offer comes out in the shop
Lol
minimodding 100
@sage shoal can you dm me your meme?
this is a meme channel sure where in most discords people can talk in it fine but this is wot blitz discord meme channel where if you talk in it too much you get either the warn hammer or the mute hammer
i mostly do like the top 1 or top 2 in damage and still lose
k lol ill dm you
repost
Is that actual footage from war
That one got a laugh from me
@regal turtle Well, are you surprised?
@little zodiac not yet
Jaylox#5677 was muted
Jaylox#5677 was unmuted
Dooooooes reposting that in response to a repost count as reposting

Jaylox#5677 was muted
Oof
Oof 2
Oof 3
Oof 4
How does someone get unmuted?
So they could be muted again
But I am a good player π’
Keep telling yourself these funny lies π
oof 3000
Well, if you have a positive winrate on high tiers, you are better than average
I mean I'm okay. I'm working hard to get my win rate up it's just my teammates suck in every way so we don't win
That one hits close to home
sad player noises
YEA
This is not a chat channel
When you loose a match but you ammo rack someone still
https://media.tenor.com/images/7238194947f509374778542cc4bdf033/tenor.gif
@swift canyon NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN
*Nein
@empty iron you had 6 chances to write it correct..
XD
"When two vowels go walking the first one does the talking." is the general English rule; German is the other way around with e and i. XD
@raw carbon the moment you realize you're using an illegal skin
@little zodiac That monmet you realize that screen shot was form years ago and you need to get up to date
You do know it's still an illegal skin, right?
That moment when you realize this is not his screenshot
yikes should've worded my comment better, when I said "you're" I was referring to the person in the screenshot
Yeeeees it's an illΓ©gal skin mod we know... But do you know who play ? Nope π€
Its an image from google hahaha its not mine :v
Becides i know that i cant use illegall mods or skins calm down i have long time playing this game :v
Random meme from google tho
World of cavalry
World of submariens blitz π€
@humble apex I think world of warships has submarines
You'd have to play that if that what yall want
@raw carbon also the Cavalry was a wargaming April fools joke from a few years ago and that guy riding a horse and shooting a gun was part of an Easter egg they put on some maps
@random stump aircraft carriers
Typo but whatever
And battle ships
I mentioned battle ships.. thats what bbs are
Oof
@buoyant linden true
Well I'm pretty sure the non Blitz version of world of warships has a few submarines in it
I'll have to check that cuz it's been a while but I'm nearly certain
No, none at all
Okay
World of Warships its Kinda boring to me
Thank you @raw carbon
This is not a discussion channel.
^^^^^^^
@random stump apparently there is or at least there were plans
When your friends leaves the platoon because they got to go and then you see them in another platoon
π guilty
Welp I'm going to ignore the ensuing awkward conversation
Again. This is not a discussion channel.
Yup yup sorry
@sharp shadow is that my screenshot I made?? Hmmmm
This what the shop would look like if it had an extreme negative outlook on itself.
Repost
@buoyant linden the game with subs is called War Thunder
Very true
Yep
Soo cute
Represents how helpless the actual AMX 40 is
Eating the scraps from better tanks, needing constant support
Ahh π
@timber grail quack
Lol
@timber grail
Nah it was a duck meme 
Oh we should stop pinging
remember what happened last time @timber grail
Ahh the duck meme. I suspect they took a picture on your natural habitat. And yeah I do remember. We only got verbal warn for that. I got warn for saying the F word. Let's not continue this in here. Since I like mav and raik. @sleek carbon
This is a meme
(I hope this is ok to share, not going to reveal the player(no name shaming))
Got to be one of the strangest seal clubbing distributions I have ever seen
This is not a discussion channel
When a LT takes a flank by itself
152 mm HE shell:
Cool
Oof
woah a tank that's gonna snap half of your hitpoints away
German engineering
CGC is OP
Churchill GC shouldn't be removed it good
EATER_OF_WORLDS!#8762 has been warned.
Tog (mod. 183)
Wha
TOG 2-100
When you're a jpz. IV with 3.1 sec reload and you see literally anything
TOG 2 (183)
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
i have a joke
wargaming can balance tanks '-'
xD
π«
Next world of tank blitz premium tank?
Ivan: * is drunk *
Battle of stalingrad for Ivan:
thanks for 'stealing' my picture
Lol
@tough crane ur welcome huehueheuheueheeuehueehue
how to make a WZ 131 G FT player get a shock of his/her life
Armour on T6 td WZ 131 G FT:
Yet when u HE it only does 300 dmg
When KV 2 ammo racks tog
Absolutely cracking nuts
Yes
When a tog II bounces a kv-2
Umm legit cause 0 HP of damage in 4 games... bruh
Too difficult
Oops sorry, I deleted it I didn't want :/
How does it look so legit?
photoshop
Like how you cover up the real words and make fake and not have a black bar or something
π
Magic
Lol those missions! Nice work
@little zodiac ragequits will say Photoshop
"photo editor" π
I'm on an android phone and I'm not gonna take the time to use any fancy editing software, I'll stick with my default app, thank you very much.
I posted a good enough meme here too, but somehow that got deleted
TheHeavyTankyXD_(A-WING)#0070 has been warned.
F
I refuse to do that
here another version of that picture I stole from someone a while back
Bruh
uh
@tough siren I think it is because all ships are known as "she" and I assume tanks are also known as "she"
@tough siren
I agree with R_sevik21 because if you hear tge announcer yelling after you kill a tank they yell "Shes gone find us another target"
there were female and male Mark 1 british tanks
@gray arrow tanks with cannons where males and tank with only machine guns where females
I think the 62% crew is a pretty large factor, as well as no provisions and lack of any equipment
Napalm#2302 was muted
You should buy at least 75% crew and use some equipments @rugged wind
^ and put camo on
@rugged wind that tank is op af
Lol
I smell a wannabe mod 
X2
I know screenshots are not memes but i got this ad today
Furios tank, and it has wotblitz trailer lmaoooooo
ππ»
Tiger isn't slow...
F
EATER_OF_WORLDS!#8762 was banned
Omg
Jk
it's me
Perhaps
EL PRIMOO!
War gaming: * exist *
Jokes working in war gaming: boooooooi let's nerf german tanks and KV-2's HE but give 95mm for A-20's HE
@mellow harness what its it, I only see a bush
The t95 looks like a plunger thats all
Whoosh
Terrible memes
@sharp shadow what u mean my memes are op :v
@dark rune i thinkk he ment me
O
Yours was funny
Here more memes
Lol
But kv2 miss he pen spot and does only 300 dmg
This a meme i stole but it still funny xD
KV-2 can't pen Cromwell if cromwell is facing it's side sides because the whole side of the cromwell has spaced armor and tracks, though that does not apply to the Cromwell B
Kv2 can HE pen front of crom :\ @devout tree
that's why only show the sides :/
REPOST
U can still pen top of the side :
:\
Again β’<>β’
SuperMax812#3960 has been warned.
Rockstate320[BWING]#0464 has been warned.
Churchillteamcarrier#5169 has been warned.
It is pinned and it has been said countless times. #blitz-memes is not a discussion channel.
@dark rune yaβll too
@mellow harness alantic fleet
Yep lol boat hit by kv2
Lol good game
Lol
Lol
Their*
π
.-.
@dark rune : makes a good meme
@rain kayak and @mellow harness : hEy uR SpeLLiNg iS oFF smHHhhh
Yep thats what happens every time
it's a repost
@sharp shadow???????
Here is a prime example its old meme i made but still good meme
See messed up spelling but good meme
Admire my trash
Lol
You mean unbalanced
183 needa relode nerf
Like it needs it bad there is no way that thing relodes faster than maus
Batchat be like:
Me and the boys waiting for 6.0
laughs in S35 CA
Aaaaand that's gonna be a ban
^^^^^
just saying...
there's nothing in the rules that say it shouldn't be here
but it really shouldn't be here
Excuse me but what the h**k

@sharp shadow sorry for pings but I pretty much sure self harm and gore is illegal
@normal tundra
RosesAreRed,andSoIsCommunism#2659 was muted
Can we get an F in the chat?
Clorox Bleach 300% Off#1158 was muted
Definitely not a tank#3107 has been warned.
Speed775#5488 has been warned.
Whitecrust#8456 has been warned.
MS-1#1707 has been warned.
{AR}CrusaderKnight#5100 has been warned.
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Churchillteamcarrier#5169 has been warned.
anyone texting here below this line will get either a warn or a mute for 30min each time
this is NO discussion channel
send blitz memes, NO text+
when you see your light on the team spamming HE
When your team desides to camp
When I get redirected to WG EU everytime
When ur driving a T7 car
When you leave the afk alone so you can save them as the last kill
Supremacy in a nutshell
@frozen night English Blitz memes only.
im posting this since its techincally a meme
@little mica There happy?
@plucky dock what does this have to do with wotb?
@plucky dock then join a different server
At this point Russian bias > German bias
Shell disappeared like my father who went out for a pack of cigarettes 15 years ago
@inland summitsometimes there can be normal memes
Read the title of the channel, m8
Iβm not sure why thatβs difficult to grasp
but what about those people who post war thunder memes and never get cared about
It could be awesome if that and this one could be an event
best meme
When 6.0 gets released on June 4th in NA but gets released on June 5th in Asia
Whats whit the 2008 meme format?
Havenβt seen the scumbag hat in so many years
I see a 9gag logo
Yea thats a repost
Players when they encounter the 183 for the first time
You when your friends are telling you the tank you bought you thought was good is actually garbage:
Owner: kicks me from training room
Me:
got the whole familiyπ
Indeed, the 121B is my fav heavy tank aswell
me seeing yet another chinese tank offer in the shop
^^^^^^
When you are a light tank and trying to spot and see all the enemy TDs looking at you
My xp
SP1NXYS#9895 was muted
noofz#9206 was muted
RNG_FTW#7025 was muted
Gamerbro07#0531 was muted
@past gulch
Me: so the update will include bug fixes, right?
: yes
Me: so that means that the game will be back to normal now, right?
:

From my own experience
When bat chat trys to fight a angled maus
accurate Tiger hulls
Here's my first meme
Planes
Ahem...
When you successfully flank and you haven't been spotted yet
kim_wi on wotb#9626 was muted
Me: Team there's an FV183 sniping!
Teammate Centurion: Bah I'll take him you cowards.
Gets ammoracked by the FV183
Me and the Team:
When a gopnik can't drive a lada, he uses this. Song: XS Project- Vodovorot The reason this exists is that the original one ( https://youtu.be/_HsWY43UY2U ) ...
When KV 2 comes round the corner
Jordan_697#2950 has been warned.
porsche UNLEASHED
a maus with pz4 turret
@plucky berry not today? Logged in and got super Pershing from big container
@dense flower You cannot get a SP from a big container lol
@plucky berry yah huge my bad
EC2BUILD#7904 has been warned.
@sharp shadow this is not a discussion channel go to #general-blitz-discussion
ik its lame but anyway
Nai#9094 has been warned.
When you drive a BC and spot a FV 183
Dr.Mlem#8726 has been warned.
Batchat chasing fv183 on reload be like be like
Me and the boys in copper field
reposts
reposts
so what?
just saying
this one isn't, i just made it
<@&481447501690568709>
Thank you
np
Division117FC#0703 has been warned.
TheRoadRunner36 [US7TH]#0328 has been warned.
EC2BUILD#7904 has been warned.
Rahul#5064 has been warned.
I love this mission :D
Smokey707#9325 has been warned.
What do you fell when you bounce 4 shoots in a row using a light tank
<@&481447501690568709> pfp above and name maybe
ULTRAFIED#7361 has been warned.
when you have enough free xp to research and max out the Tiger 2 before playing a single battle
Lol
@gray arrow can you retext the last word of ur meme?
thats slur and we dont allow slurs here as you mightve seen
Origin of ghost shells
He comes of the top rope.... denied.
@sharp shadow oh sorry I didn't think scum would indicate anything derogatory π
Belarus minsk? Is that a name or a place (I ask seriously)
That a place. LMAO @lethal ridge
Idk
LOL! Belarus, Minsk is not in the U.S, itβs located in Europe.
This is why I asked because guess who doesn't know
https://media.giphy.com/media/WsY7UUsFI8rZKu65c9/giphy.gif
matildas derp gun before the nerf
DarkenedAce#5342 was muted
@sharp shadow Looks like a good job for me. I will apply as soon as possible after my training π
its in Belarus, Minsk and u need quite a lot of experience - its just that they actively search for a balancing designer
-but discussion now in general chat
One message removed from a suspended account.
this is #blitz-memes not Warthunder Memes and thats also a repost so thats a y i k e s from me @sharp shadow
When you bounce nearly all of the enemy's shells in your heavy tank

