#blitz-memes
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!AMERICAN!#1506 has been warned.
no, its a moderator
ye sure ;)
Hi
@tawny maple hey it isn't a meme, delete before the moderator give a warn to you
@dark rune laugh out loud
lol
@tawny maple it's ok but pay attention when you are posting an image
^
misses cuz wg broke the despersion
Lol
despersion and aiming time is why i never hit anything with kv2
you must trust Stalin's spirit to carry the shell towards the enemy
Its not about waiting for the aiming circle to get smaller
You take the shot and Stalin will decide are you worth it
I,Father of Soviet Mother Russia, deem you are indeed worthy of my blessing.Now thou shall hit the enemy with my blessed Stalinium I have passed upon you!
Yes my lord i shall strike the enemy down with ir might shells powered by ur emense strength
Stalinburg
π· πͺ π΅ π΄ πΈ πΉ
Still better than stock PTA
Is that a Obj 273, Foch and Fv183 combinated?
With Kv4 secondary turrets
it would have an amazing camo rating
Jagpanzer e100 krokodil @sharp shadow
we need a tier 10 bob semple with 20k hp
*Tier X Premium.
oh no
It may be a bit too OP though.
183 ammo racks it and gets 20k dmg
Kewl
Perhaps they should add tier XIs which are modern and the MBT is the tier XI for that country + all tier Xs lead to it
xD but big nerfs
m1 abrams has like 500 mm of pen or something
A tier XI would be really cool but with actual modern stats. If I recall, the m1abrams has something like 400mm effective frontal armor. The balance to this is tier XI would only face tier XI, never tier X.
It would make for some interesting times in battle rooms though.
Truth
Hmmm....
OK, I got a good laugh out of that one
Lol
Hanz
Get the panzer division, we need to conquer poland before furry conquer the world
bLiTz KrIeg
What? How? T-44 bouncing my side?
Look at the spark, he bounced your butt
200 dmg = 85mm gun, and he hit your rear plate
Not a meme though and belongs in #screenshots
oh lol... i really thought it was my side and to be fair he was aiming pretty bad.
You guys want me to send the replay? Itβs got a sniper tanker badge.
@devout treeI know u wrote that yesterday but, if u pick for example tier 6 and ur platoon mate picks tier 5, you can meet tier 4 with ur tier 6
i think its funny when your aiming circle is big and the enemy is far and the dispersion is high but you still hit him because your thats lucky and people call you skilled
Lol
@timber grail ur friend is literally this guy
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018644193181706/571709054007902218/Screenshot_2019-04-27_at_5.47.28_PM.png
New Tier 7 prem tank: kv 2 defender
What if KV-2, Drac and Helsing blanda up to create a T7 tank with OP armor, mobility and has two derp guns
Don't forget the A-20 HE pen
@uneven storm I posted that yesterday
@versed badger it was not in an event, it was available for money
oh rip
Kv 2 bias mode
Xd
Kv with nuts cannon
Check the banners
Kv 2 upgrade to more stalinium
Stalin with kv 2 vs tiger : go to gulag
Lmao
Kv 2 deadless sniper in the world i shot i kill and you miss now i runnnnnn
Lmao
Maybe just KV-2 True Komrade
Kv 2 auto louder now that i wantπ π
France:wtf is this ussr:shut up an take this 152 mm gun
Leopard.... Machine gun.... Holy!! And autolader machine gun tank π π π π
German: we have to make a new gun
Me: how about we make a macine gun
German: ok we make it
And then taaaadaaa
Leopard light tank with macine gun
Kv 2 ultimate bias auto louader german: ohhh jesus
german uses leopard/
Kv 2: no problem because i have auto louader ππ
leopard runs like a kid
leopard commits suicide
Lmao a snipet
not just a βsniperβ its the german Karabiner 98k mauser
Oh the heck
What in the world is that game??
I really dont know, I dont know that language to be honest π
KV4: Are you bigger me? Leo: Yes, but acually no
It kinda is in a few ways but you know RNG isn't a real thing but what do I know? I'm just a guy who's studdied physics and ballistics who doesn't know what he's talking about.
Salt levels increase
?
RNG is your dispersion. It's Wargaming's way of being lazy with the aim system to try and discourage people from no scoping people like they do in War thunder. (My guess)
But there is penetration RNG too.
Rng affects dispersion, penetration and damage dealt, but good players can reduce these factors, hence the βlearning to play betterβ
Sounds rigged
This is a memes channel @ebon mesa @frosty smelt @vagrant pier @plush stag please take conversation to #general-blitz-discussion or #tank-balance-discussion
ALL 3 are reports
Just enjoy the memes
but grille? The most accurate?
Used to be
@eager ridge it is head to head with T62A
I thought the panther was lmao
but where are the spaghetti? @vagrant pier
you need a place to cook them before using them in the engine
Lmao
already been
i dont get tge joke
he is very armored
k what ue 57 has 4 crew members?
It supposed to have 4
Its on pc and it has 4 crew
@uneven storm its probably his twin
@steel nebula change your pfp
Reeeeeee post
it's a pink T34, yeah no
Friggin reposts
π
Itβs HECKING annoying
@sharp shadow idk but i think it supposed to have 3
Commander
Driver
Loader
go back
FARTHER
Each time I get my final chest I get tags, no camo certs yet
And Iβve done it many times
Haks
Who pinged me
@sharp shadow communism intenseifies
$$$$$$$
I know
I killed a Maus with a rhm in regular battles once
it was great
@rain vector platoon with a tier 9 and get "lucky"
"lucky" yes
very big air quotes
Wow
RHM with heat will pen maus easy. Legit
The maus HE will pen the rhm easier
When 2 Stalin's Son fight to win but half of the team is camping like omg....
This is what happend to KV2 when stalin's spirit isnt controling this tank
Hmm can kv2 AP pen the jge side? (Including gold)
Jge?
βI can fly!β
Wow, you must be a superhero!
βNah, my ping is just utter garbageβ
The smallest german vehicle was named Goliath
@tacit pagoda true
Goliath=big
mouse=small
but in german engineering
both of them are opposite
Germans have a funny sense of humor
You utter fool! German engineering is the best in the world!!!!
T H I C C
Lol
Lol i want it so bad
I want the STB-1 more than those lights
read the description of both tanks
hmmmm
something went wrong
Hopefully the tier 7 premiums arent too hard to get with this mission thing
check the pictures
Heavy armor π π
skill rounds make the armor useless
When you are driving the 183 and you spot a grille that is alone.
Sure guysπππ
Tier VII hmm???
Nice rewards
secretly theres no point in circling a German heavy even though historicly there turrets couldnt catch up with them but when did history do anything with wotb and a German turret moves 818628929485620mph
Because vaterland
? what
Nice
Lol
@rugged arrow prove it. Show the shots fire/bounced details
Evidence he bounce 9/10 shots
You mean ISU drivers
Ya
T49 drivers go to McDonald's and eat 4000 calories to celebrate after ammo rack
Oof i forgot to censored it sry
The βa39 tortoiseβ is actually an arl 44
^
The T28 is a T95
T-150 is a KV-1 s on steroids
bruh this attachment.. π
It's heckin' cool! I love it!
The tog should get some kind of nautical attachment
both! ^^
Or do a skin that makes it look like a barge named tea time on the side
Low quality meme, but true.
Brazil14n#9808 was muted
@warm delta honestly the meme is not so gud
Kitchen wars be like
The nerve on the boiπ€
@rain vector haha
does he hate his mom
Who is excited for 6.0 raise your hand
(Note: I didnβt raise my hand)
Wow you are so rich 32million just.. Wow
@sharp shadow I'll take,oh... 15 million credits off your hands.
Give us Moneyyyy
ahem Our Money
I need more 800,000 to buy IS huuaa
Money is biggest problem in WoT right now
Anyone remember 5.3 when you had all the spare parts and everyone was rich until they burnt all of those creds off?
IKR
X2
X3
X4
British intensifies
lol
I head that the challenger has a hot plate in it for tea related reasons
ah no wonder why everytime im using British tanks it goes so slow
@warm delta Best meme XD lol
+1
π²π½SerΓΌiz81[-EZ-]π²π½#5233 has been warned.
dac756#0580 has been warned.
Lmao
Use PicsArt or something, one of the best apps to create memes (paint is not XD
Losing and doing 1000000 damage ππ
Wining and doing 69 damage πππ
The armor on that thing...
I once played a platoon of stock KV-2's just for fun, and we killed a Tiger P
Everybody gangsta until stock AT-7 uses premium rounds
Lol
When I use Medium tanks......
Lol
Please delete it, wg may think its a good idea
Not a meme, but I thought it was funny
Teach me your ways master
Brits can't harm each other
@still comet BUT that's aussie
shush we don't talk about the details
The only way to kill an AC is by throwing an emu at it
getting shot in a loaded kv2
Hell on Track wheels I would have excepted
@sharp shadow not a meme, delete it please

except when they have a crazy turn rate
Like the hetzer
The Hootzor
hootzler
I think if all these tanks get the new consumables, light tanks will be obsolete because every TD will be able to turn like that π
lmao @shy beacon
What a funny vid
when you try to rush that ISU with your light tank but you die by HE shell
"Welcome to the rice fields"
Idk how this happen
Lmao
Yeah I woke up after 5.5 and realized I had 60-something slots
This is why the ru 251 is so fast

When you are using the kv2 , and u see a T3485 with 63 HP left but your team m8 crash ur back and u miss the shot
To specific
Lol
@sharp shadow me in the rhm all the time
When a light tank shoots your heavy tank
Quick, stealthy, and β surprise! β has an autoloader. All this is the Panhard EBR 75 (FL10): the first Premium wheeled vehicle in the game. What is it like? ...
visible confusion
Panther-152
what photo quality xd
My tablet is terrible
tbh introducing different kinds of vehicles could make it really interesting.
I say having never played the original WoT.
than it becomes War Thunder with WoT Mechanics
War Thunder: where this literally like 10 different versions of a Tiger
War Thunder: Where there are like 100+ different varients of the T-34-number series
War Thunder: you wanted realism, so we got you a small taste of it
@vernal frigate rb
@pale shadow 81 empty garage slots. I've got you beat by like 120 more. But they're not empty though.
MASTER_OF_DUCKIES#8762 has been warned.
GeneralVv#6360 has been warned.
NekoNomicon#4241 has been warned.
Newb69#8930 has been warned.
C1P_THE_GREAT#2580 has been warned.
Pop_Tart_Smasher#9758 has been warned.
Dieser eine Kerl#6524 has been warned.
Kerar1#0260 has been warned.
Oof
Wtf? What do they do ?
Put F in chat
Lol
Me too
am i the only one who doesnt care what the rewards are?
eh what
@fiery bay this is wotb memes not asure lane memes
asure lane?
Some waifu boat game
No no no, your spelling. It's spelled Azur*, not Assure
@little zodiac k can
@fiery bay Only blitz meme and not anime bu**sh*t memes
@little zodiac T90 better
That's just an XM1
Btw in the weekly reward how often u get some usless stuff?
@sharp shadow 10/11
Just stock pile on boosters
@scarlet vigil yes ore some other useless stuff
"Russian and americans first interactions after cold war"
When you want to hide behind your big brother.
@valid adder y the bad gun
When you own a hook for a tank and it's ready to battle
but a 152 Derp gun is funny to play
Yeah and it's the derp tank
the Derpdady
Or bad players.
To be fair its actually a very good gun with really good reload. 152 mm is more troll and fun though
The bad side of 152mm is that u must Shoot Heavys and meds and td from the side to do high dm
Well you can load AP ammo
Yes but is expensive
And premium AP
Prem ap
The standard AP is not expensive
But he is satisfing
Ya
I like the Su 152 with derp gun
Derpgun + HE + light Tanks = insta Kill
That's what I like. Would be useful against those pesky dracs
RIP Drakula
My specialty is KV-2 in side of ARL 44 side = one shot
FV215 185 with a He shall in Leopard 1 side Amor
? What tank is that?
He is insta dead
Never heard of FV 205 185
I think he meant the T10 183
FV215B 183
The mods will spank yall for having a convo in #blitz-memes
Ooof someone post a meme quick
Not if we pop a meme in every now and then π
I donβt have any non repost memes
Here
Non blitz-meme, another reason for the mods to spank us
Lol
What have you done xD we are ultra fked now
OH sheet i said a bad word
ehm no
@buoyant linden yes, but it's still a repost.
π
Is an F
Ohhhhh
@quick pumice have you read the rules?
You should have
Moderators are gonna have a fieldtrip
xxxMOSSADxxx#3533 was banned
What is going on
illegal pictures
Not very smart
OHHH
Robert_iron_guard#7709 was banned
You are paying respect to people posting nazi memes? @leaden sonnet
No im not
Outstanding Move
Just another day in the office
But you are
I just dont know
Ok
lol the heck is happening
I got it
YES
Ooooo ban him π¨
lets not talk about this anymore
Wouldnβt have to if he wasnβt here π€·ββοΈ
Who
You @leaden sonnet
Oh got to go
Am I the only one that doesn't get half of these memes?
Like i said, let's stop
@echo storm lmao
F
@plush karma I dont get most of them either.
Lmao apparently the F meme is bad.
ofc
Thief
@echo storm no u
Oof yeah wheres my Foch autoloader? Give it 2 shells at least
Its supposed to have 3 or 4
Playing Blitz made me forget the outrage of no autoloader and garbage all around gun on Foch 155
Drac players
LTTB
RU players
That is the amx elc
This should be added into the game lol
Hmmmmπ€
Yos
Lots of katyusha
With a top speed of 95 mph downhill
Yes but no
it is speed.
Yeah I know, getting to the other side of the map will just take mere seconds. But we need more s p e e d
I dont actually own the whole tech tree, but I do have the whole tech tree reserched
I could buy any tank any time
None. Cuz I already have the tanks I like
Totally blitz related?
@buoyant linden buy the MS-1 π
Naa I'm already flexing the R35
I really miss the T1 Cunningham
Best tier 1 tank period
Not even a collector now because its completely removed.
- the derp gun sad
It has like 3 more DPM than R35
T82 is just a worse BT-7 Art. Now?
π«
RIP my t82, i will never forget you
I remember something funny: A guy told me to stop being a nub, I looked at their stats and their top tank was the T1 Cunningham XD
HMS Hood γγΌγ#0462 has been warned.
Tiger supreme best tank of war and world of tanks
memeBOI kermit ΰΈ#6947 has been warned.
The_BLACKSTAR [EROS]#3704 has been warned.
look what i have found
why just why
@buoyant linden ? No, he was in T8, I was in my Lowe XD
Well how...
You said top tank was T1 Cunningham. So how could he be tier 8? @edgy portal
He had like 5k battles in the thing XD
That was what I was referencing, it was the tank at the top of the "battles" list.
no
iiDarkNade#4838 has been warned.
Oh god a p2w tank
That is some luck
If my data didn't cut at 9:15 every night I would pry play into the early morning EVERY DAY.
I get fkng gravedigger from lucky draw xd
@open osprey you arent the only one... π¦ I cry every time
When a light believes they can flank a KV-2
KV-2:
This has nothing to do with blitz, not to mention it's a 2012 meme
its true
Lol get rekt
Yep
this meme doesnt really work since they added the fv4005 line
lol
Old
I bought the sniper pack. It's pretty dope
Y did i get warned
You should've gotten a message via DM saying why
@uncut cloud oof, I've had that happen alot
@round lake which one?
@uncut cloud going after one spotted tank and then they are in the middle of the entire enemy team
Yea. Lol but that wasn't me. But i get where ur coming from
nice toes
Man I miss LEGO...
Foto de Jhony Hamster
i got disconnected and i went here
thats the new garage
not a meme tho...
The game is telling you to take an island vacation
The ocean is scary
The things inside the ocean are scary
Things outside of the ocean are scary
RIP Foch
@willow olive it is 1939 now
Not a meme, but thanks anyway WG!
IM BACK
Uhh... Can you guys see the picture?
?
@rain vector idk, ask him lol
i thought nobody knowπ
lol
Yes
Repost
REPOST
REEEE
))))))
That makes absolutely no sense
unless you know the context the last time he posted the hook
iiDarkNade#4838 was muted
REEEEE post
Hey how
he ws muted before π€
amazing
@everyoane
mdrr
?
no
my meeeeeeeeme
@sharp shadow sorry but i think it's not blitz and not a meme '-'
Uh oh that's a bad
Modsssss
waits for mutes to be distributed
That's why you have to buy SU-122-44 and IS-6
RuSsIaN bIaS cOnFiRmEd
Lol
They canβt mute me because this is βWotb relatedβ and also, itβs true facts, they are biased towards the Soviet Union in the game.
But I honestly canβt predict, they probably will mute me for this, as they did 3-4 other times.
They will mute you for ever because you are an western spy, you know a lot, so they will mute for save some secrets and informations
Western Spy,
Yes
I am German Spy, I fly over Russia and look for bias such as this. They canβt see me, I am hidden, Wargaming knows their bias. I do to, and pretty much more than 70% of the Gaming population.
Ohh god
kek; laughs in UE 57
@normal tundra clean out the chat
Imma improve @void bridge 's one
Wat did i miss??
Your life. The future is now old man
...
Quote memes is fun
meme
My axe is god like
No just reeeeee
Oh ok
πͺ
Doesn't let you use it twice
What
πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ here it works fine but as one of those attach to imagine it doesn't work
Affirmative!
Both tanks aren't even that good. The IS-6 has been powercreeped so badly and the 122-44 is set back by the horrible dispersion and armour that can't hold against many tanks
also the fact that the 62a and 140 are both really good medium tanks
kv2...
Reload sucks tho
kv2 is the best tank in my opinion - so much fun
You miss the shot?
Too bad theyre ging to rush you
Foxthot#3898 has been warned.
And yep
Eh sorry
Right.. I kinda forgot soo
@ruby spire you should probably change your profile image
uh it isnt a meme but i found it funny
still #screenshots ?
Wat de
a blast from the past....
looks like an edit to me
Yeah
And why cover up username ?
What you got to hide?
Your public username is you social security number or something?
I mean I don't reveal my username so
p.s. I think you meant social security number
xd
I changed it now I'm smartz again
And yes mods, it Is a screenshot and a meme. It can be everything it wants to be, itβs 2019 after all
Ok I bet that guy feels like a dumbass now
And afterall i bet it will be removed due the name&shame rule
@worn coral just that 9 is still spinning, just Photo taken in good moment
Why did you try so much replying to him Probably blocked you as soon as he sent those messages
Sorry for quality wanted to fry it but f it instead
Re
Re
Re
Re
Post
Again this furry
HAAAANS come here
Get the lugger... no wait... get the panzer division and ze flamethrower!
eh no need to so openly hate on him
I'm not hating, I'm calling hans for get some big guns
yeah sure you aren't
Ammo#6512 has been warned.
When you are the only t4 tank and every1 plays kv1
they see me wallin
@twin tulip . i know that's from de wot on pc. if you didn't know it
It is π
@naive chasmlol
Yeh
π
just spam lower glacis on VK100.01P because most of the players who play them rush the enemy like they cant be shot
VK not OP anymore
Nerfed hatch and super weak lower plate
If your good enough player to aim you'll pen every time
The vk 100 is garbage lol
when the 5% bounce fix isn't out yet
@frosty grove hey guy i think sexy cartoon furries aren't a blitz meme, so delete before a mute or a warning and because i think furries a stupid thing
Thx
Hnnnnn
Wait what did I miss
A lot
@timid scroll emphasize
Letβs just say I barely go on this server becuz the memes r stale
Cuz it be a totalitarian dictatorship here
Lol truth
U just need to post a meme with a tank or with some WW2
No not necessarily
Yeah but only tanks... no ww2 political memes of any kind or βoffensive memesβ which lets be honest... most memes r offensive in some way becuz there will always be people who will find a way to be offended
U can use the typing box then use an ulrelated image to show the text better
Yup
So back to the clan discordβs where great memes run rampant
Are dad jokes allowed
Probably not
Yo tiger 2 is trash
It's balanced
Tiger (P) is my favorite tank
Ok, fixed it mods. Honestly, I donβt think that other one should have been removed because he literally told me to commit suicide, but, you guys do have final say so Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Why censor his name
HERO7376? @proud vault
no spoilers btw.
also you didn't censor the top part
Why censor the name if u still show it (thats what I meant)
thats not a meme lmao
It is both a meme and a screenshot as I said in the original post
just do it somewhere else pls
Did you read my response? That was funny, and blots related, and a digital photo. Hence, a blitz meme
*blitz
But ok...
Not a blitz meme
its not a meme
Ok
@open spear "I think sexy cartoon furries" u added something u didn't have to lol
@rain vector very
it does
They did it

β
T95
Nah that's AT 2
No its a Japanese super heavy (from Donald duck cartoon, guys are Japanese in the episode)
Blitz doesn't have Japanese heavies π€
uwu
OwO
lets just all ignore the Kuro bc that totally isn't a japanese heavy...
:/
Meme the batchat 25t ap camouflage value
I made this one it's original
Lol
I've been memed! oml
Hahah
@still comet you should put something Japanese for the head background
editing intensifies
true, it is perfect π
Pretty funny tbh, ive actually had someone in game tell me something similar that the kuro isnt a tiger 1
Anime-fied for you
yassss!!!
Haha
Nice! Well done!
but Kuro got buffed recently ;3c
It's a meme how everyone keeps complaining that Japanese Heavy Tanks will never be in Blitz yet technically we do have a Japanese heavy, just not the one everyone is thinking of
Kuro mori is german tiger but japanes people name it because they were to stupid to build as good tank as tiger
The kuro mori mine more like my tank now
cough cough Tiger 131
@elder raft Isn't Kuromorimine just the name of the school that uses it in Girls und Panzer? Plus with how far back the Japanese tank program was, it's really not a surprise they'd never make such an overcomplicated tank like the tiger 1.
:^/
:0
My ping is 160
Wow flying WT
ah yes something none of us understand
so you don't speak English? Because Singapore ain't doing so hot with that 1.20 birth rate
High birth rate is usually a sign of lower education
Aha so you call highly educated people that think about their actions and if it's worth putting a child into this already crazy world or are focussed on their career weebs?
I accidentally press the purchases button and this happen
Restart the game and it'll be fixed
Yep
that sold out thing seems to happen a lot
@open spear))))
?
yo, that's actually amazing
Look gud
this is steal material
yeah that's a bit too true
satsifying
LeavePlayYT(ΠΠΎΠ³Π΄Π°Π½)#5781 was muted
A German tank named...
vk100.01P
Guys please do not drink while driving , becuz this accident may happen
unless you're slav then idk
noice 
Soviet_Party#0225 was muted
XD
@rain vector Challenger
lol
idk how these are Blitz related but ok
friend: do you play blitz
me: yeah i play blitz
me:
Lol
@brave jacinth thx for spoil .....π€
Lol




