blitz-memes

[tame niche]

@steel fulcrum

[proud vault]

Dat face tho. Looks like it feels good to be stabbed

[olive wolf]

Idk if you guys have seen it before, bit here you gi

[sharp shadow]

Fury confirmed

[frail python]

WoT is fake only WT players can say that

[eternal mango]

Acfkfjfjsjdndbruurgufnfndually

It’s a black hole, empty. Just like my wallet after every WG event

[eternal mango]

thAts nOt reLatEd tO blItz

bAanEd

[polar cedar]

beaned

[pale orbit]

Someone mentioned Fury

[eternal mango]

Banned

[drifting cedar]

OOF

National Geographic* (HIV) virus

that person basically insulted a lot of people

[solemn field]

It's actually national giographic according to his name lol

Man what a great clan tag

[urban harbor]

So everyone wanted to go watch the shore

[manic canopy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427484114967593002/528021727951847424/agnnK4n_460s.png

[urban harbor]

🤔eyes: 🤔 😁

[thin gale]

Very tru

[tame niche]

:o

[marsh anvil]

Wow this is so relatable

[opaque comet]

I dont get jt

[marsh anvil]

Stalin’s tank

[marsh anvil]

Is it 200,000 fxp? Because honestly I wouldn’t mind that

[cerulean dagger]

Yes it 200,000 xp

[marsh anvil]

That’s honestly great. Are you guaranteed some kind of reward from the spin period?

[urban harbor]

👀

[light zodiac]

You block 3kdmg/make 5k creds, so iwent negitive 20k creds/and 237 xp

This game sucks

[tawny maple]

I got ammo racked and then went on to see what team does, something more rare than a e50 getting ammo racked was found

[glacial raptor]

Hue

[sharp shadow]

I died cos of him

He watched me die

[magic orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dSeavNQrQ

[loud mortar]

[]__[]
( >¬<)
/>▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

[devout tree]

Rip all E 100's, died from HESH spam

[valid adder]

anyone knows whats the app that can show tanks in 3D and colors based on penetrable called?

[sharp shadow]

You have Armor Inspector but higher tiers need to be paid for, also there's a site called Blitz Hangar on which you can find all the stats for a tank you need, including the armor profile

[pulsar skiff]

I think tanks.gg is good if you wanna view higher tiers since it's free but it is meant for World of Tanks

[neat minnow]

well

as @sharp shadow said blitzhangar works

[neat minnow]

dont do drugs kids

[valid adder]

Its bad for your crew inside!

[charred vale]

No naming and shaming @sharp shadow

[crisp peak]

thats the old t1 with the trolly autocannon

[dim basalt]

@valid adder i think the crew will work faster on drugs

[jagged holly]

@echo lantern how was this 2nd video called

[echo lantern]

That was Official RNG video on youtube.....I dont know episode number

[cyan goblet]

Totally never forget

[slow sphinx]

Poor lowe😂

[stone fern]

311#9383 has been warned.

[drifting ferry]

Repost -_-

[slow sphinx]

I can't say beautiful in gopnik style beacause a Mod warned me some time ago, and I'm still angry

[slow sphinx]

Yeah

Fv 183 and bat chat 25 t

[ember shuttle]

E 50 m and bc

[past gulch]

KV-2 and Leopard vk 16.01

(The T5 leo)

[stone fern]

Su37#3190 was banned

[past gulch]

Gg

[magic orchid]

Poor dude

[stone fern]

Black Panter [CZE01]#3259 was muted

[past gulch]

I need the iRaikkonen [Pramo] Meme

[sharp shadow]

Triggered mod meme?

[past gulch]

Nope

[urban harbor]

😶

[inland summit]

Sigh

@uneven bay please read #rules

[uneven bay]

Was about to remove it myself

[inland summit]

...

Why post it then

[uneven bay]

Because you @ me

[inland summit]

Ok

[past gulch]

Lel0

[inland summit]

@past gulch mod abuse right?

[past gulch]

Id understand

[pale orbit]

iRaikkonen DESTROYS rule breakers with FACTS and LOGIC

[past gulch]

Badenglish ._.

[uneven bay]

Could he be Ben Shapiro

[inland summit]

@pale orbit we need to platoon soon

[proud vault]

@inland summit is Ben Shapiro CONFIRMED

[inland summit]

Wrong

[sharp shadow]

Maybe

[past gulch]

I used google translate.
But it make no Sans to me... but i guess u mean (in my language "Machtmissbrauch") @inland summit
(Ps sorry for ping )

[slow sphinx]

Really

@past gulch

it doesn't make SANS..... Realllyyyy?

[past gulch]

It never make Sans ¯_(ツ)_/¯ @slow sphinx

[sharp shadow]

🤔

[tacit ice]

Proberbly been on here before, but who cares 😉👍🏼

[past gulch]

I only need Tanks. Tanks and Puns

Hi im Sans. I have a ton of things to do.
A Skeleton

[sharp shadow]

@boreal prawn stalingrad be like xD

[sacred basin]

Does anyone have the angelos world meme with the german recognition system?

[sharp shadow]

Yes, I love tanks. (And other war stuff)

[paper aurora]

Ya I remember that one

[slow sphinx]

@past gulch stop this puns... Please!!! Have mercy of my poor soul 😭 😭 😭

[sharp shadow]

His life wouldn’t make Sans without those puns

[past gulch]

I want to tell a joke about infinity. But it has no ending

@slow sphinx

[sharp shadow]

._.

Puns intensifies

[past gulch]

[surreal glacier]

i think im doing something whrong

[past gulch]

Yes

[slow sphinx]

@past gulch ok, this was fun 😂

[past gulch]

That one was a Sansation

[slow sphinx]

Sans, the best pun machine...you want me to have a bad time... But... With your puns... I have a GOOD time 😂

[past gulch]

@slow sphinx

[sharp shadow]

Not really a fan of these death memes when people say they don't care if they die, it's kinda upsetting tbh

Booring 😑

[warm solar]

come on y'all, if you die just hit the return to garage button

and you respawn back at home

[trail jewel]

my meme

[tight spade]

Is that really your control set up? @trail jewel hmm

[polar rose]

😠

[tacit mural]

@proud vault your Respect has no value to me. So was anything taken in the end?

[eternal mango]

_STR8 up to no good again

[sharp shadow]

German tiger 1 in game

German tiger in real life

Yeah that isn't a meme...

Can a t-34-85 in real life pen a tiger at over 300 meters

Alexa, Can a t-34-85 in real life pen a tiger at over 300 meters

[violet geyser]

yes

[vapid rampart]

alexa this is so sad play despacito

[violet geyser]

but you might want to be more specific as were

[wide solstice]

When I come here to see some N I C E Blitz memes and all I see is anime...disappointment intensifies

[sharp shadow]

Well then you can just walk away

I think people here posting anime with no context should be warned for spam @normal tundra

Come on guys, post memes not anime pictures where you can see the women's crotch outline

You can't delete your shame but TY for listening

[sleek carbon]

Fine

[tacit mural]

This is Bill

@prisma summit what's your name?

[sharp shadow]

I am Bill

[sharp shadow]

Ready for assault

[cedar zinc]

老婆？

[proud vault]

Have any of y’all ever been in a T-34-85 irl?

[ruby nimbus]

I've seen one but never been in one

[proud vault]

Well, it’s not the most comfortable. Even when lots of the thing she have been removed

*things have

[sharp shadow]

A pistol will not pen a person inside a is-2

How will it get past the armour

[proud vault]

Ever heard of hatches? An open one doesn’t provide much armor

[sharp shadow]

Who would leave their hatch open

[proud vault]

And it’s armor, not armour

[sharp shadow]

That’s just calling for someone go throw a grenade down it

[proud vault]

and everyone who likes to be able to see

[sharp shadow]

That why their are viewing ports

[warm nimbus]

Vision is excessive

[ruby nimbus]

most viewing ports are small and uncomfortable

[sharp shadow]

Go get the submarine binoculars off a panther and then rig them up to your tank

[proud vault]

viewing ports don’t give full coverage. Of course in actual battle where you are being fired upon you would be in open protected or closed hatch, but most of the time you wouldn’t

especially not in a Russian tank. They are not fun on the inside

[sharp shadow]

No duh the Russians had a cut off height of 5.6

[proud vault]

Anyway, I’m guessing you probably don’t have an IS-2 anyway, so a pistol would work just fin

[sharp shadow]

Guys have some respect and leave as little text in this channel as possible

[sharp shadow]

Yes a pistol will work but I like to snipe

Do u even have a gustov

[proud vault]

Yes, I have two, but one would get me a warning

[sharp shadow]

Seen the KV-2 one literally about 25 times in this channel

[proud vault]

If your going to post it at least crop it please

[sharp shadow]

And I can kill the gustov with this

[proud vault]

I have unlimited power

[sharp shadow]

But they are packaged

[proud vault]

They are confiscated prison shanks. What do you expect?

[sharp shadow]

A Kirov class cruiser

U didn’t respond so I take it as a guess I win

@inland summit why is this channel turning into a place of people posting anime girls?

Can u warn him please he keeps doing it?

[frank skiff]

whats ur problem

[inland summit]

It’s called #blitz-memes not anime

Move to off topic

[sharp shadow]

Thanks. I just think some people need to have more respect. Yeah it's just a Discord channel but people come here to see funny content not people's fantasy girls

[stone fern]

merica run no dun dun#2057 was muted

[urban harbor]

@inland summit yo how u doing

[sleek carbon]

[sharp shadow]

Well create a anime channel

[sleek carbon]

Doubt that will ever happen

[agile slate]

how to avoid being hacked on wotb

[fervent sand]

Anime channel for weeb tanks! For once, listen to the community! We want anime channel! We want weeb tanks!

[sharp shadow]

I want to puke

[sleek carbon]

I want Kuro

[fervent sand]

i want ridiculous skins!

[fervent sand]

perfection

[sleek carbon]

Yes stick that on the side of a kv2

[fervent sand]

mmmm smug waifu kv2

[orchid sparrow]

Hey, where is my Panhard EBR-75

[sleek carbon]

In development along with the Bob Semple

[orchid sparrow]

[sharp shadow]

😂 😂 😂

[valid adder]

The tanks evolution is getting worse basically.

[sharp shadow]

[tight spade]

@sleek carbon I think your meme is missing the Point the tiger could easily defeat the bob semple with out even shooting

[solemn field]

The L.Tr. is the real ultimate German tank, it can crush the Tiger easily

[sharp shadow]

The bob cant even go 10km/h

[sharp shadow]

@fervent sand weebs dont deserve human rights

@sharp shadow Indeed

[slow sphinx]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

What the

[magic orchid]

yeah

[stone fern]

ill take ur order#1913 has been warned.

[rugged arrow]

Ok...i need to bleach my eyes

[magic orchid]

@charred vale ban?

[stone fern]

ill take ur order#1913 was muted

[sharp shadow]

This server has gone wrong

[magic orchid]

yeah

[stone fern]

ill take ur order#1913 was banned

[solemn field]

What the heck happened? What’s with the server today? Multiple people are getting muted or ban

[formal stump]

When rng is not on your side

[charred vale]

@solemn field nothing wrong with the server. People just don't know how to behave

[odd fractal]

Lol

[magic orchid]

@modest rampart best post I have seen in a while ... 😂

[modest rampart]

Ur welcome

[magic orchid]

@slow sphinx hey they are not that bad

[slow sphinx]

@magic orchid yeah, I like them, but more memes you send, better i feel

Little bit sad and bored

[solemn field]

@charred vale oh ok

[quasi mulch]

@everyone

[granite salmon]

Wow people are awake still

[simple pine]

6pm for me sooo

[slow sphinx]

3.41 pm For me

[sharp shadow]

wow is.ra1d

[manic solar]

Look sooooooo tasty isn't it?

[slow sphinx]

@manic solar is this an Easter egg?

[violet geyser]

Yes

[solemn field]

Imagine if that thing somehow pops out of the ice

[glacial valley]

What map is that on I haven’t seen it before

[digital plaza]

winter malinovka

[glacial valley]

Is that a new map

[magic orchid]

@glacial valley no it is an easter egg on the map Winter Malinovka but I think they removed it

[glacial valley]

Oh right, that might be why I haven’t seen it

[sharp shadow]

Questions... this happened to me twice in a row by the way.

Guess my crew ate some bad rations

That's what a real war look like

True

It got worse the further into the match I went

If I turned my camera it duplicated the screen

[glacial valley]

What devise are you on?

[floral vessel]

😂

I've seen other screenshots of this, but that is ridiculous

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow if you don't want this problems, just uninstall and install the game again

[sharp shadow]

Nah it’s all good, I just force quit the app and reopened it

[slow sphinx]

Maybe there's a corrupted or damaged file

[sharp shadow]

Not before recording an entire match of it though

If you’d like I could dm you the video

[violet geyser]

Nice name

[sharp shadow]

cc

my french

[tough bear]

is this a meme

[sharp shadow]

No, but other people post images of matches they had. So this should be acceptable

[mild mist]

Wot blitz simpified

[sharp shadow]

What’s wrong

[sharp shadow]

Thank you, I appreciate the help 👍

But why would you ever remove such a glorious glitch such as this?

No, I’m on an IPhone X

So it shouldn’t be a lower end device (please don’t start a iphone Vs. android war)

[simple pine]

Android is much better than those overpriced apples. Unless you want to look rich

[steep hollow]

Oookay, bait has been planted

[sharp shadow]

Don’t do Android vs Apple war. People buy whatever they want and there’s nothing you could do against it. It makes no sense raging at people who buy Apple/Android phones, there’s bigger problems to think about

[steep hollow]

French autoloaders in a nutshell

[sharp shadow]

>meme : baguette joke
>meme status : overused
>reposted here : an awful amount of times
>please stop```

[sharp rivet]

Lol

[urban harbor]

Well cops and robbers go like this

[sharp shadow]

Suppose so, I was more of joking when I said they should keep it. It is a stupid glitch though and I anticipate its removal.

[sharp shadow]

We’ve all been there.

[tame niche]

DOGSHET

Put me in better fcking teams

[sharp shadow]

You should get a t34-85 victory, it lives up to its name

[tame niche]

WHAT

[sharp shadow]

In not kidding, I feel like matches are rigged in it lol (in a good way)

Next time it’s in the shop that is.

[digital plaza]

@tame niche you did anything in those cdc and jagdtiger games?

[tame niche]

?

[digital plaza]

pretty low xp means you didn't do much to help your team...

[sharp shadow]

^

[tame niche]

Yes I did

[digital plaza]

afking gives you about 20-30xp per loss...

[tame niche]

-_-

[sharp shadow]

Is this server strictly for world of tanks memes or are any memes allowed?

[digital plaza]

blitz memes

[tame niche]

I did 1k plus damage I'm each battle

[sharp shadow]

Cause occasionally I see random memes here, an example would be just a few lines up, there’s a meme about the map of America

[tame niche]

Prolly arbians

Arabians* or terrorist that are jealous of the freedom

[sharp shadow]

I doubt that, I think it’s just a joke about our nation.

get SU85L

Which is that? Never seen it.

Ohhhh yeah, that one.

[tame niche]

This game is a meme

[vital dock]

400k xp for a crate

[sleek carbon]

10

[sharp shadow]

For 10 crates

[vital dock]

I didt see

Too expensive for me

[slow sphinx]

I hate all WG, all... Only rich players can have good tanks... This is absolutely unfair

[sharp shadow]

There are good tech tree tanks

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow yeah, but it's also cool to show a fantastic premium tank

[slow sphinx]

I didn't say that they're all bad, I've said that it isn't fair that only 24/7 players and rich people get cool tanks from events like that... Also very lucky people

[sharp shadow]

They are a business though, not a charity. And as a business they need to earn money

^

^

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow I understand that they need money, but... Come on! On Christmas you must be a good boy 😂

[sharp shadow]

True, true.

[slow sphinx]

Make a good action... Let your community be happy and make them love you😂

[sharp shadow]

Yeah, I’ll admit, they are stingy.

[slow sphinx]

Not with scrap metal called T1e6

[sharp shadow]

Atleast they gave away the scavenger for free

You got a PZ IV S and a T1E6

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow I have pz4s from a lot of time

[sharp shadow]

But who even wants the T1E6? I’m sure new players will enjoy it but low tier isn’t my thing, seal clubbing is boring and feels cheap to just prey on new players.

They indirectly gave us free gold I guess.

You can sell it for gold

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow and what can you do with such a little amount of gold?

[sharp shadow]

Agreed. Maybe get a little bit of free XP at most.

They should give tanks exclusive to each Christmas and they would be good tanks (E.G. tier 5-8)

[sleek carbon]

Or save it 🤷

[sharp shadow]

That would work. I’m just impatient haha

[onyx lotus]

I used the 750 gold to get the last bit of gold I needed for the Chieftain MK 6

[sharp shadow]

Nice

My only low tier premium I haven’t sold is the BT-SV

It’s just too hilarious, even if they did screw up low tiers.

[slow sphinx]

@onyx lotus lucky

Oh well, I'll buy the limited edition of ace combat 7

[sharp shadow]

What is that? It sounds fun.

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow it's a ps4 game with military planes

[sharp shadow]

Oh, cool! I love dogfighting

[slow sphinx]

I'll send some pics and a trailer if you want

[sharp shadow]

Sure thing, I’m interested now.

[onyx lotus]

I'm a wallet warrior tho I have spent roughly $500-$600 so far

[sharp shadow]

Wow

I’m close behind, around 400$.

Hey, it’s for something I love... so it’s fine haha

[slow sphinx]

So @sharp shadow, what do you think of the trailer? If you want there are some demo gameplays on YouTube

[hearty quartz]

u spent more than what my pc cost

[sharp shadow]

I’m at a restaurant and the cell service isn’t too good. I saw the beginning of it though and it was pretty cool. Another thing is the game on Xbox?

[onyx lotus]

At least I haven't spent more then my phone costs

[sharp shadow]

100$

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow yes, if I remember correctly

[sharp shadow]

Sweet, let me double check

[slow sphinx]

But Ps4 is way better than xbox

[sharp shadow]

Oh? I thought they seemed rather similar

[onyx lotus]

Does anyone have a account average damage above 1200

[sharp shadow]

I just started with an Xbox 360, so I just stick with Xbox now.

[violet geyser]

Xbox is better because I already bought it

[sharp shadow]

Both are great consoles though.

[onyx lotus]

Is anyones average damage above 1200

[sharp shadow]

Why?

[onyx lotus]

Because I'm trying o fine someone to play with at the same skill level

[sharp shadow]

Oh, mine isn’t. I’m not the worst player but I’m not the best.

I started playing when I was still quite young and foolish. So my stats are ruined.

[onyx lotus]

My average damage is almost 1300

[sharp shadow]

Cool

[onyx lotus]

1261 I think

If you wanna play send a friendrequest on blitz ign is _Dawson_K

[sharp shadow]

Talking to me or actually skilled players?

[violet geyser]

@sharp shadow same

[sharp shadow]

I just spent too much to start over, plus stats don’t effect the gameplay any.

[violet geyser]

I didn't start caring until I got to about 5k games

I was a 37%

[sharp shadow]

Me too, I don’t regret it too much. As long as I’m still having fun it’s fine

I’ve stayed at a consistent 47%

[violet geyser]

I dont and that's how its supposed to be it's a game

[sharp shadow]

I wish I could just break 50

[violet geyser]

I was 50 before the event but I dropped to 48

[sharp shadow]

Oh, hope you make it back out of the depths of 40%

[violet geyser]

Bc teams have been every man for themselves

Ehh wr means little in a team base game

[sharp shadow]

Ikr? They charge and then die one by one

If it was a 1v1 game wr would make more sense

[violet geyser]

Yeah with 0 coordination

Yeah

[elder cedar]

PLEASE KEEP THIS CHANNEL LIMITED TO THE POSTING OF MEMES AND CONVERSATIONS TO A MINIMUM

[sharp shadow]

Oh shoot, I’m sorry

[elder cedar]

#off-topic-discussion

[sharp shadow]

Ok, right away then.

[elder cedar]

@sharp shadow it’s good, just putting it here as a reminder

[sharp shadow]

Oh ok, bold text usually means it’s serious so it feels urgent.

[violet geyser]

Sorry

[slow sphinx]

@elder cedar sorry

[strong tendon]

LOL

[sharp shadow]

No

Just no

[eternal mango]

key word being tips

[stone fern]

C1P_THE_GREAT#2580 has been warned.

[eternal mango]

Hahahhhahahahhahahhahahhhaa

I’m dying

[rugged arrow]

What did I do lol?

I need someone to say to me😂

[polar rose]

Traps arent anime tho unless its ann anime trap

[sharp shadow]

Yeah anime means animation

I could technically say regular show is an anime

In fact those penguins are animated

I’ve seen them used as cgi

So those penguins are contradicting themselves

[elder cedar]

Anime doesn’t stand for animation

[sharp shadow]

I wonder what word is in the definition

animation

[elder cedar]

You are describing General Animation

Regular show could not be considered anime

The penguin is not anime

My point has been made

Leave this channel to memes

[sharp shadow]

Then what do Japanese folk call your animation

( assuming your american)

[dull thicket]

Anime=animation
Animation=anim... nope

[stone fern]

Konrad#5973 was muted

[paper aurora]

All anime is animation; not all animation is anime

Therefore via the rules of logic anime is a style of animation

And therefore @dull thicket was correct in his argument

[stone fern]

TheHeadChief#0177 was muted

[limber aurora]

-.-

[open spear]

Tabalero ijas

Call me later baby

[opaque pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290984647545061386/528694923059396608/image0.jpg

[sharp shadow]

😂 😭

[solemn field]

Interesting, the first time I see someone that actually wants to get reported

[glacial raptor]

xd

[onyx sapphire]

<@&481447501690568709> ban @tame niche

[inland summit]

For what?

[tame niche]

Lel

[inland summit]

As you call people “cancer” @onyx sapphire

[stone fern]

jokoiron [CROAT] (EU)#5349 has been warned.

[inland summit]

We don’t tolerate that here. And your mod log is rather extensive

Maybe you need more than that

@tame niche don’t provoke

[tame niche]

K den

My grandparents dog

[inland summit]

Blitz memes and move on people

Awwww❤️

[tame niche]

Hes so huge @_@

[inland summit]

Who’s a good little pupper retriever?

[whole bridge]

Also, f bombs are no no, whether you try to hide them or not, @tame niche

[tame niche]

Cash

[rain kayak]

He got warned, move on

[tame niche]

Kk

Hope yall had a nice evening

[sharp shadow]

O.o

[opaque comet]

I dunt get it

[sleek carbon]

Scotch tape?

[sharp rivet]

Spelling error (Tapped)

[thin gale]

Lol

Good ol jingles

[sharp shadow]

a tank is actually not that expensive, 32'000€ for a T-34-76

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow sorry for ping, but... Can you send me a site where I can buy a tank (if you know the price, it means you know a site 😉)

[surreal glacier]

Gnna eat some meat

[split solstice]

not so... delicious

[slow sphinx]

It's too strange

[sharp shadow]

http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2/t-34-35

they also sell other tanks like a BMP-1 or AMX-13

[slow sphinx]

Thanks, now, my first car will be a t-34

[sharp shadow]

u cantjustdrive them on roads usually

mostly bc u need proper license and tanks have tracks that usually ruin the asphalt

[blazing root]

(And tanks use heaps of petrol)

[slow sphinx]

And who gives a Sht about the law!!! You have a tank 😍. Fck off your pixel tanks wg! I can have a real one 😂 😂 😂

And now, start the engine and start rushing 🅱 on the streets

[formal stump]

smug face

[open spear]

Sell this glass tank

[devout stratus]

There was a tank that tried to kill me by falling on me, but cuz of Pz.Sfl has such elevation i shot him under and killed him while he was on his way to fall on me

[drifting ferry]

get a steel wall on it

[neat minnow]

Well you can legally own tanks and still drive them on roads, I think it depends on the type, I saw a video of a light tank/patrol vehicle being driven on the streets like a normal car

But mostly they’ll be towed on the back of a trailer

[surreal glacier]

I mean...whut lol?

[solemn field]

When a tier IV caused more damage than a tier V

[surreal glacier]

I got 6 aces on a hetzer...and that is sad

[solemn field]

6? I only got 1 lol

[surreal glacier]

Well

All i do is use hill

[solemn field]

And that is on a tier II French tank

[surreal glacier]

Well,haves 2 aces on t25....

[solemn field]

Well I just finished playing a Hetzer and somehow I sustain the legendary block

[surreal glacier]

Steel wall?

[solemn field]

Instead of doing a large amount of damage I manage to block 9/12 shots, the 3 others went through

[surreal glacier]

Oof

[solemn field]

That was on Tier IV-V battle lol

[surreal glacier]

I am the hetzer lord
(Or the cookie warior)

And i got alone again...

[solemn field]

Lol 9 without damage

[surreal glacier]

2k fights....47 win rate

Tgat hurts man

[solemn field]

Well I'm only on tier 7 as maximum

[surreal glacier]

T8 lowe...suffering from rushing ises...

[solemn field]

Yeah I'm kind of a nub but somehow I can still achieve that 5 stars

[surreal glacier]

Haves 2k fights...calls himelf a noob

And here is me 1.5k fights,cals himself useless...(me)

[solemn field]

Oof WG removed it from the game, I missed this duck

[surreal glacier]

Legends say the true ducko still roams the lands of peace

[solemn field]

I apparently sell it to buy the next amx

[surreal glacier]

U WHAT

HAO DAER U INSULT THE MOST HATED ANIMAL IN WG!it deserves love,not hate

[solemn field]

The small amx lol

Well this duck was wonderful

[surreal glacier]

But wg gave jt the fat nerf hammer to the head...i miss the stock turet

[solemn field]

Sustain 5 kills as maximum and be able to blocked a lotta shots

Oof

[solemn field]

Big Chungus

[solemn field]

This game is better than fortnite

[surreal glacier]

Everything is better than fortnite,even my will to live

[solemn field]

Lol

[surreal glacier]

Ok exept utub rewind 2018,that the defenition of durv and ali a mixed in 1

[solemn field]

YouTube Rewind 2018? Watch the real one by PewDiePie

[surreal glacier]

Did...100x beter

Andthen a thumbnail like this....

Hetzer 2.0

[solemn field]

Anyways we changed topics pretty quickly I may say, it's all begin from a Hetzer to Big Chungus then YouTube Rewind and the thicc German tank

When someone said Tank You instead of thank you

[surreal glacier]

Memes nowadays are like spagethi,they get eaten fast

[solemn field]

It's like a big pizza too, everyone use that meme for a week then it dies

[surreal glacier]

My channel?

Time to blow jr mind,did youbrealised that "when"is the beggining of all the memes,that means,"WHEN" is the oldest meme word

[solemn field]

Oh yeah that makes sense

[urban harbor]

I see u Rollin putin😶
xD🤣

[surreal glacier]

. . .ill pretend iknow whatcha talkin bout

[urban harbor]

👀

[solemn field]

This channel is the most epic channel in this server

[surreal glacier]

Vote for removal of all rooms and leaving the meme room only

[solemn field]

We need the thonking emoji

[surreal glacier]

Vote for me,nd i shall slep on my couch likke all prezidents nowadays

[solemn field]

Amx 40 is a tank god because it can destroy the Maus with a quack

[surreal glacier]

Lol who had that?
(Footage before 5.5)

[solemn field]

Last time I saw someone battle with that

[surreal glacier]

Rip bad t4

[solemn field]

Lol is it good

[surreal glacier]

3months ag?

B1 is beter 2bh

[solemn field]

Nah only like 3 weeks, he was kind of crap at it though

[surreal glacier]

But hetzer is the best t4

When life decides to do 1v1...just hug them,and listen to their raging screams while you pump that 130dmg shell deep in their throat

[solemn field]

Hetzer is the best tier IV tank destroyer probably

[solemn field]

Is that a T-90?

[urban harbor]

👀 😂

[reef flame]

Old

[urban harbor]

Why would u even go by plane when u have a tank

Yeah old😏👀

[obsidian grove]

This was the ELC AMX

[olive torrent]

Not even a blitz meme

[urban harbor]

Salty

@olive torrent

[olive torrent]

Repost

[urban harbor]

🤔

[simple veldt]

Old

[orchid sparrow]

World of Warships

[lyric gale]

o yea i played it before it was a 👌 game

[toxic bobcat]

OwO

[crisp pivot]

boy wat? this aint meme

[inland summit]

@crisp pivot correct

[valid adder]

Ok this is meme

[crisp pivot]

old meme dont grave dig

[valid adder]

Fine

[open spear]

A little late

Just a little

[odd condor]

😂

[reef flame]

Pozdro dla kumatych
After translation to English not The same

[crisp pivot]

explain then

[sharp shadow]

😂 😂 😂

[toxic bobcat]

ı have soviet tank ı painted to green now it's a china tank

[sharp shadow]

Merhaba @toxic bobcat

[toxic bobcat]

Türk olduğumu nereden bildin?

[sharp shadow]

Basit, küçük ı

[toxic bobcat]

u little sharlock

[sharp shadow]

😜

[urban harbor]

D goddamit

Off the I delete this it was by accident 🤔

[urban harbor]

😂

[simple pine]

I visited a war memorial today and wtf

!!!= State of Emergency 🤔 😂

[urban harbor]

Is comes after u translation

?

[simple pine]

Lol what tank do you think it is i think its like a t55a

[urban harbor]

Well not t55 a it has more slime turret maybe a Russian is don know which though

[simple pine]

Itwt? Nah. 🤔

[urban harbor]

No is 3

[simple pine]

It cant be 😑

[urban harbor]

Maybe a IS

[simple pine]

Bruh its not even an IS hull... Its probably in the T series. Oh wait GET IT

[urban harbor]

Well. It's painted green maybe Chinese 🤔😂

[simple pine]

Lol They paint it green to preserve it bruh.... They even painted all the arties and katyushas green

[urban harbor]

😲

[simple pine]

Here i send you all photos

[urban harbor]

Well I have one in May city too

My*

[simple pine]

This is probably 152mm arty

[urban harbor]

Nice

[simple pine]

I could smell the communi-EHEM patriotism here XD

[urban harbor]

😂

[simple pine]

Theres also a eternal bonfire for some reason

[opaque comet]

yes

[urban harbor]

🤔 👌

[simple pine]

Oh no... someones gonna kill me for putting this in blitz memes 😅

[urban harbor]

👀

[opaque comet]

Probably yeah xd

[simple pine]

F888ing auto delete

[urban harbor]

@opaque comet well nice pfp nekochan😏

[simple pine]

Oh no is that hente 😂

[opaque comet]

Nop

[simple pine]

XD

[urban harbor]

Nah not hent . It's far off

[opaque comet]

Seriously its not

[simple pine]

Yeah sooner or later someones gonna kill me for my pfp XD

[urban harbor]

😶

[opaque comet]

I had that pfp for awhile might as well change it

[urban harbor]

Here comes tankist

[simple pine]

Oh shiz

[urban harbor]

Yo tankist

[simple pine]

I see u got some fage- EHEM baguette

[sharp shadow]

Does atheist go to hell?
God : No
What about Anti Anime Association
God : Straight to hell

[urban harbor]

😂

[sharp shadow]

NANI

I despise anime it's dumb ah

[urban harbor]

Ppll move to off topic. It's blitz meme

[simple pine]

Ur a meme Xd jkjk lets go

[urban harbor]

😶

[sharp shadow]

When you see 50+ messages in balance channel
TRIGGERED

[hollow geode]

5.6 intensifies

[sharp shadow]

Lol so true

[sharp shadow]

👌

[sleek carbon]

I miss my duck 😭

[sharp shadow]

Le Quack 🥖

[sleek carbon]

🦆 ❤

[simple pine]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

Loooool

[minor heart]

You will never guess what I am getting you for Christmas I will give you 5 guesses

[slow sphinx]

So true

@minor heart some money for Christmas event

A scale model of a/some tank/s

[minor heart]

Nope @slow sphinx guess again

[slow sphinx]

TOG 2?

[minor heart]

Yes how did you know

[slow sphinx]

@minor heart the length of the bigger pack and the position of the turret

[minor heart]

Lol

[magic orchid]

@minor heart I think ... a looong hot tog ... or a boar ... or a baguette

[slow sphinx]

The gun is a little bit short

[minor heart]

It’s British

My brother actually did the turret and gun

@slow sphinx

[slow sphinx]

@minor heart ok, still funny.... You gave me an idea! A Christmas camouflage for TOG 2...a Christmas gift!

[minor heart]

Yeeeeeesssss!!!!!!

Get this man to WG stat

[slow sphinx]

@sharp shadow ,i have an idea for the next blitz fair! A special camouflage for TOG 2 to make it seem like a Christmas gift...this is the perfect tank

Sorry for ping... Just wanted to share an idea

[sharp shadow]

@sharp shadow thats a reost.I created that meme.

Repost*

[eternal mango]

So tru tho

either that, or you have to pay for tanks LMAO

[sharp shadow]

Of course,it's not fake news for sure

[eternal mango]

Yup

[sharp shadow]

Tbh,there's no need for a blitz meme section.Wg is the biggest meme that always shows up

[open spear]

@sharp shadow i take the pz. 4 S. in this Christmas event '-'

But i buyed a lot of tier 5 tanks

[charred vale]

@sharp shadow please show your garage and credit card bill to prove you never got any free tank

[open spear]

And they gibe a tier 2 this month

A collector tier 2

[charred vale]

You could get Kuro, Anko and Kame for free

Nice little tanks. TBT-7 arty, fun one too

Anyway, let's move this to #general-blitz-discussion because it's memes here

[sharp shadow]

I sold my t1e6 for gold

[sleek carbon]

I want a Kuro 😢

[severe merlin]

Can I get a is6?

[onyx lotus]

I got my IS6 from a container for free ;)

[digital plaza]

Got it from the event for free

[past gulch]

I never got it

[severe merlin]

I got my t34 and strv and is5 from the gold from all the tanks that where converted to collectibles

[past gulch]

New meme

[digital plaza]

I dont get it

[sleek carbon]

[digital plaza]

Your whole team did nothing (you included) and the enemy team did okay

Normal tier 5 match what am i missing?

[past gulch]

I did nothing?

Stop every enemy heavy for 3 minutes is nothing?

[tame niche]

Nnothing=0 damage an 0 kills

[past gulch]

Thats not nothing i guess

[tame niche]

;-;

[past gulch]

The 2 meds rush yolo into enemy heavys

The enemy Su too

[charred vale]

Please move discussion into the appropriate channels guys

[past gulch]

That was 15 minuts ago

I tryd to send a meme. But my inernet wont do that

[polar rose]

🇩 🇪 🇸 🇵 🇦 🇨 🇮 🇹 🇴

[past gulch]

My Eyes !!!

🇸 🇴 🇻 🇯 🇪 🇹 🇦 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇲

[polar rose]

When you see a kv2 and your in the clearly superior M4A3E2

[past gulch]

yes. You drive M4A3E2

[polar rose]

In fact I only play The M4A3E2

I would win that

[digital plaza]

Less than 1k dmg and loss in tier 5 aint a "bad team no win" game

With 160 alpha gun your amazing 950 dmg game indicates dmg worth of 6 shots caused. Applause.

[past gulch]

Yea 4 tanks again me and Wolverine. Meds died in first 40 sekonds. Anotherteamates in base

[digital plaza]

Harder carry is the sollution

[past gulch]

Yea try to survive a 2 vs 4

[digital plaza]

Not that hard in tier 5

[past gulch]

U know all better right?

[digital plaza]

Yup actually i do

[past gulch]

Kv T1 Heavy and Pz against me

Easy to survive whit 700 hp

Only kv make 200 dmg/ shoot

[left grail]

We need a camo or avatar that says "Carry Harder"

[past gulch]

^

[digital plaza]

Agreed

[sleek carbon]

^

Should be one of the chat commands

[past gulch]

We need A camo for A Punny Skeleton

[left grail]

If you die, change the destroyed message to say "Carry Harder next time"

[past gulch]

i NeEd MeMeS nOw

[left grail]

I've got a nice one but it has language

[gray arrow]

p o s t i t.

[sleek carbon]

Heres a sans one for ya @past gulch Sorry for ping ;-;

[past gulch]

[sleek carbon]

😭

[past gulch]

[sleek carbon]

I hope the puns make up for it

[past gulch]

Sansationell

[sleek carbon]

I was determined to find something that would tickle your funny bone

[left grail]

It needs to be humerus

[past gulch]

@sleek carbon Did you say... Determination??

' ͜'

[past gulch]

@sleek carbon you going to Hav'a Bad time!

[sleek carbon]

Tibia honest, I'm too bone tired to come up with any marrow these humerus puns

I just don't have the stomach for these kinds of things. @past gulch

[past gulch]

Sans: uses Pun!
Nothing happen

[warm solar]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1545430213422.webm

I need my kv2 driver to do this

[sleek carbon]

Ping: 999

[sharp shadow]

👌

[sleek carbon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-office-no-steve-carell-12XMGIWtrHBl5e

[wind copper]

Have you ever got the ping to 999?

[rancid birch]

I have gone over

[warm nimbus]

I hit 10k when the server had difficulty for a couple of seconds. Everyone else in that match was commenting about it too

[deft badger]

me at the Auction a few days ago
“Oh boy I can’t wait to buy a Helsi- oh, wait, sold out. Uh, I guess I’ll buy a Dracu- nope, sold out too... I guess the Chiefta- aaand there it goes. IS-3 Defender- ya no

[wooden turret]

F

[sacred basin]

@lyric gale what movie is it?

[lyric gale]

wat

[open spear]

Who get 13.104 ping on the European server too?

[sharp shadow]

Noone its your internet

[steel veldt]

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the front lines.

[polar rose]

🇹 🇦 🇰 🇪 🇭 🇮 🇲 🇹 🇴 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇦 🇳 🇨 🇭

[sleek carbon]

A fellow nine-year-old?

[dry hollow]

@sharp shadow no Stalin memes here

[open spear]

@dry hollow and what about Winston Churchill memes?

[dry hollow]

There’s a no politics rule, so they too are not allowed @open spear

[open spear]

Uhm ok

And what do you think about this? @dry hollow

@sharp shadow @loud mortar no

The last good, trash and wtf meme

[cold sandal]

183 players , message for u

[orchid sparrow]

Best M9 Mod

[charred vale]

😂

[drifting ferry]

This is good =)

[viral plume]

🤣🤣 gotta love the vets

@magic orchid mind if i share this with my clan?

[magic orchid]

@viral plume go ahead

[viral plume]

@magic orchid thanks

[magic orchid]

@viral plume here

[viral plume]

🤣🤣

[viral plume]

🤣

[bright sandal]

Wanna know a meme

The t1e6

[open spear]

@idle swan cool gif

[idle swan]

Thx

[tame niche]

Hi

[idle swan]

Yo

[slow sphinx]

This is from war thunder

[idle swan]

I know but it's is funny

[slow sphinx]

War thunder, better that wot

Pay F to pay respect to war thunder!

[idle swan]

F

[slow sphinx]

Fffffffffffff

And girls und panzer can't anything against a B 17 flying fortress' squadron

[idle swan]

Girls und panzer!!!!!!!

[slow sphinx]

They can't anything against war thunder vehicles

High tier vehicles

[idle swan]

Please they can

[slow sphinx]

Burn in hell animeeee

[idle swan]

I win

[slow sphinx]

Also the Russian winter

@idle swan I have a good meme

[idle swan]

Thx🤘 🤘

[slow sphinx]

Precise shot? T49 drivers be like... What?

[idle swan]

😂 😂

[slow sphinx]

Or kv2 drivers

[idle swan]

I'm a kv2 driver

[opaque comet]

Nah Kv-2 i always hit something

[slow sphinx]

Me too

[idle swan]

So yeah

[slow sphinx]

@opaque comet is it included the terrain? 😂

[opaque comet]

yes

[slow sphinx]

😂 😂 😂

[idle swan]

And the sky

[opaque comet]

You never miss with the Kv-2 comrade

[slow sphinx]

Sooomwheeere, over the rainbow!

Sekrit dokumints say that god Stalin is best friend of KV 2 drivers

[opaque comet]

Ye s

[opaque comet]

I cant wait to get the ST-I then the IS-4 but requires me to grind alot.

[idle swan]

WOT BLITZ need it

[slow sphinx]

@idle swan is it a tank from need for speed? 😂

[idle swan]

You know it

[slow sphinx]

Look at the fcking exhaust! 😂

[idle swan]

I know right WOT BLITZ need to do that

[slow sphinx]

It's like the scavenger's exhaust 😂

[idle swan]

She coming for you

Ok

My WAR face

[slow sphinx]

@idle swan show me your war face!!!!

Is this a war face?????? Show me your war face!!!!!

[idle swan]

Ok

[past gulch]

This is my Warface

[idle swan]

Is it ok

[crimson estuary]

He thicc dude

But he looks good

I wish they added this to blitz

[opaque comet]

Looks tooo op might not add it

[idle swan]

You boys hear about the new tank

[stone fern]

liam#3140 was muted

[formal stump]

Lols

[slow sphinx]

Why he's muted?

He didn't do anything wrong, I think...

[formal stump]

@slow sphinx
🤔

[amber dock]

me in my leopard 1

[junior steeple]

Me in a Batcat

[slow sphinx]

Wow! Repost-man!

[near hawk]

Wait so dyno is called blitzbot here. Where is the actual blitzbot?

[willow terrace]

It's not even worth being in here. The amount of reposts makes me sick 🤢

[limber aurora]

When someone makes a meme about meme templates

[sharp shadow]

My war face

Beat that

ew

Doesn't even make sense

[iron grotto]

It shouldn't tho

[sharp shadow]

Well unfortunately aswell, it didn't make me laugh so try harder with ur memes

[magic orchid]

amazing ... that grape looks awesome ...

[strong torrent]

Pirate caught on tape

[normal spade]

Me

[normal spade]

Wotb used to be good

[queen lynx]

Until 5.5 came around

[past gulch]

HAPPY 2k19 Everyone!!!

[surreal glacier]

Seems legit...

[dreamy crypt]

O frick nam

[magic orchid]

@surreal glacier yeah ... poor Mauschen you skipped him now he is lonely

[loud mortar]

@strong torrent i dont know why but im dying

Pirate caught on tape

[inland summit]

They probably would make that in 6 months

[urban harbor]

🤔 👀

[warm solar]

when the SPIC's tracks absorb the 150mm HE round from your KV 2

[dusty kiln]

Ok who planned reliable allies part?

[cerulean dagger]

EA sould take 2 years and half for copied WoT and make it more expensive

[gray arrow]

happy new year!

[sharp shadow]

No u

[gray arrow]

no u

[tight spade]

n 0 yu

[carmine goblet]

I kinda don’t get that meme with the cake.

[buoyant heron]

[severe pike]

Stay warm my dudes