#blitz-memes
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Im not any good in big slow heavy tanks i suck in them
Heavy tanks are so fun, as soon as you learn to feel their power then they become 1v7 game carriers
Ya i know i still got a few heavies but ones i know i will do good in but im not buying that tank
That TD is actually pretty awesome, dpm is good
Using HUD mod?
Always restart your game right away when that happens
I have that issue every 100/200 battles
Someone post a shitpost
except i only have the team list, like a glitched VR POV
So far Iโve had that in about 0 of every 7100 battles
Watch the longest English word Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine pronounced by the Mac OS voice. This letter contained 189,819 characte...
German tank names be like
Panzer Ausf
U have something against Rheinmettal-borsig waffentrรคger? ๐
@orchid sparrow ausf is just short for Ausfuhrung
panzer is short for panzerkampfwagen
And its called "Ausfรผhrung" not Ausfuhrung
yeah I couldn't type the u
Lel
Cant believe what i just saw
I see a super unicum simply getting rigged matchmaking.
Lol
Damn
Me when my win streak stops
H lmao ๐คฃ
How to save your mate from losing against german fatass
And i actually survived from falling
This happened and idk what to think.
Sorry the pictures so small, it kept saying โover 8 megabytesโ.
it cant be over 8 megabytes unless you took a 4k screenshot or something
Nearly every screenshot I take with my phone in Blitz is over 8 megabytesโ I have to run it through a png compressor nearly every time I want to post one to discord
Can this be a tank
@sharp shadow 8 Mb
Whit nitro 50 mb
Why are there so many people posting wotb lags
Because lag is painful
I never laged
Maybe because you live in Germany/Poland next to the servers
But if you live in some lost island your internet wonโt be that good
Switch those captions around and make the dude WG
True
So ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ป
What a shtty tank ๐
Did he just diss a 50%
Now thatโs to far
Way too far
Wg really stop sell prem tanks
eh, the next boot has a problem to me because I i kill alone kv2 with full hp and he wants frag
He stink lack of skills
Angelo sorry but next time not give own account own brother
Somebody know real user this account?
I must tell him to next time didnt give own phone or account own brother
When u get 6 out of the seven kills and ur back hurts from carrying
evidently the account is his brother or it is bought because he doubts that this child would have such statistics
So somebody know the rightful user this account?
I'm sure it's a brother's account
So i have to tell him to next time didnt give him account
you can challenge him 1vs 1
It has shit average damage anyways for being a 70% players
So he probably block me
I'm not sure who to blame more. this for being a boot or his brother for lending him an account
Wg should make pernament ban too for borrow account
pity that the games are easily available for everyone
Can we not call out other players? I'm not being funny but literally only you care ;-;
Haha so many low tier same tanks ^^
yes
It gives very nice credits
We need credits
We need credits To live
Give me that
I would tow that out and fix it
@sharp shadow y cover all those names?
I very like my private space
@sharp shadow


What happens every time a Christmas tank is given away.
u get that tank when u play a battle
Imagine a PZ 2 J against those LOL
its blitz morons
ya know blitz as in lighting as in fast paced
as in suited for mobile
Can I Destroy the world worse?
guns are lame, Just bring a Tank on your school
Lol
No he just shoots Ap/Apcr/He Vilillagers ๐คฃ
@nimble mulch donโt put a laughing crying emoji at the end of your own joke plz coz itโs not funny
Can we all agree that this years free tank is absolute trash?
Itโs not even like itโs supposed to be, it WOT mercenaries you can get this tank and itโs great because it has a 6 shell machine gun
And I already sold it
Can we hit the 10๐
Bring back PZ IV anko uwu
need more annoying tank voices
I strongly agree
... We can all agree about one fact... WG is fully disconnected from the users...
The tank is pretty fun, got a 100% WR in it
Nice
@bright crane but it is only one of the great number of demonstrations that wg devs are disconnected
For example, update 5.5...a lot of players hated it.
Best. Update. Ever.
It's just 7 bucks
And you got it for that long before anyone else it's like preordering
If you already owned it you get 300k, the garage slot and the free camo.
Now it's 250 gold for 100k
That's 750 gold value.
You keep the garage slot which is 250 gold.
That's 1000gold value.
You also get the camo. Which cost 70 gold.
That's 1070 gold value given if you already have it.
But WG give credits in exchange not gold
100k credits cost 250 gold
Reposted 10 gazillion times
Hell no
Sell it, free gold. Stop complaining about free things. ๐
@compact jungle
"If wargaming never played with nerf toys when young wot blitz would be saved"
This actually makes NO sense at all
if they never nerfed it?
"nerf toys when young" 
Pew pew!
@civic hawk jaded is likening the low tier gun changes to nerf guns. If that helps
uwu
UwU
รwร
รoร
QwQ
OwO
^ฯ^
Looks like wargaming give us free gold this year
Hope is not good for wot u won't get anything unless u pay ๐๐ถ
But u have ur skills with u to pay them๐๐๐
๐ค๐ค๐ค๐





uwu

Meme.

what a meme
free promotion
T-Series, an Indian music video YouTube channel.
great meme
heck ya

Tfw you see rookies use LTs and MTs like a kamikaze after spotting and die off a few seconds after the battle has started.
Tfw you rush the objective in a tank destroyer as if you're a medium tank @pastel kiln
Lmao
That doesn't apply when ur in an elc bis @pastel kiln
Depends on the player @bright sandal

Lol
๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ
๐
Italian tanks are a meme themselves
@rancid galleon The proggetto is beautiful and the autoreloading is very nice
oil
Classic
What do you call Nubs in blitz?
Unskilled Players who Buy Their way up and play tier 8 at 200 battles, and get less than 500 damage.
K
What do you call Noobs in blitz?
Players who do not know how to play their tanks properly, and Score really low damages after game.
Thanos building
O
An then she became a zombie idol
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Get out of here @sharp shadow
No
Ahhh yes the memes l love em
repost gang
OP tank, pls nerf
E25
Mikel isn't even Happy...
He can touch a srcreen without touching ๐คช ( Look the โ teaser " Video and you know what I mean )
lolll
Crates are a joke, donโt make my mistake and buy any. I wasted 10000 gold that could have been used elsewhere like a tank from the auction, but no, stupid me decided โhey, letโs waste gold and have nothing to show for itโ
Big oof
much rip
I mean, wtf am I supposed to do with three legendary camos for tanks Iโll never have?
Like that time i spent $30 on skorpion container and didn't get anything useful or the tank
Yup, that pretty much sums up crates. Over priced, and full of shit
With the money i had, i could of guaranteed myself a decent tier 8 prem tank
Same, I could have bought the German bulldog from the auction
Me i would of gotten the M4 49 right now
Understandable, have a nice day!
Gotta make it E for everyone
I agree with the message
@strong torrent Delete that or else I'll call a mod
Ok
Ok
Now what
Post memes that are allowed
How about the post above the furry gif?
It's only breaking one rule, not 3
What are you doing with your T1E6?
Keeping it with my T7 Car for lols
I had the T1E6 before they gave it as a gift. Got 1,500 gold from selling both of them
Hawks
xaxa 106
@cursive sable be nice
His psalms are sweaty, knees weak, cross is heavy, last supper is ready, lords spaghetti! Heโs nervous, but on the surface heโs got the Bible ready
Deus Vult
@solemn plume basically an m3 stuart
XD good one
stop reposting
RIP
A man dies and goes to hell. But to his big surprise everyone is playing WOTblitz, this can not be hell he says, โbut it isโ another man replays, there is only one tank left in the game - The T28.
@solemn plume I said bye bye to 400k free xp 
That's heaven for a certain player
Update content:
Tankers! In this new update, we will be making you spend your entire vacation on
An impossible event which you will have to grind forever for!
We have also added some more new players using our whole budget, and now we need your money!
Thatโs all, die in a hole of loss streaks and have fun losing!

@sharp shadow T28 is a monster ๐ฆ๐
@somber badger in Italian it is carro armato
This YouTube Channel use memes also :)
Hey Leute, da ich vorraussichtlich รผber die Feiertage kein Video machen kann, lade ich dieses etwas lรคngere Special im voraus hoch :) viel Spaร ich hoffe euc...
Only when drunk on vodka
@sleek carbon when russian is not drunk?
russians win too if he doesnt have a gun because gets immortality
This immortality we can see in russian films in youtube
Thats is example https://youtu.be/EkP4UI0EMOQ
Ruski jak zawsze w formie.
Oi blin
Well @rocky heath we kinda know who won... ๐
@sharp shadow You what mate?
@serene goblet
egg war flashbacks
Oof
@sturdy portal what
Lol
Tbh the T7 Car is now not a very good tank
@warm solar where you you find these stuff???
Hey Leute, da ich vorraussichtlich รผber die Feiertage kein Video machen kann, lade ich dieses etwas lรคngere Special im voraus hoch :) viel Spaร ich hoffe euc...
@magic orchid oh I get them from a different server
ooookkkk
Your team is better my dude
That kid is the master at multitasking and will get a job in the future unlike those guys who barely live off there gaming money
I present you, girth boi
oof\
One message removed from a suspended account.
#originalmemes
???
183
1ะะ
#Russiancharacters
Hmmmmmst
British 183 misses the shot but 183 with russian bias hits the grille even tho the shot seems missing
Oof
the grind real
He probably doesn't even turn off his pc ๐
looks like he really wants that t-22 med ๐ ๐ ๐
Purple trAsh
Yeah
@sharp shadow i normally have something like 3400+ wn8 but now it is 2700 like whaaaaat
Nabs
More memes please
Thank you
Mr. Think#9346 was banned
...oh dang
R.I.P lightcandle [i]
alright this town aint for me
bluejay654 [SRT-A]#3927 has been warned.
Lel
uh
I donโt have lag lol
Not you
I just walked back to my computer
Blitzbot have big lags
Explain
Previous meme be here one hour and he just now see this and delete
its not safe anymore
I manually delete, and I manually have the bot warn
Itโs not the bot , itโs that I walked away, and came back to continue my job
hm
Hmmm
Neh i wona get sleep so i dont have fancy to dispute

Lol

๐
Jesus
Reminds me of when i did 1700 damage to a tank with my jgpze100
This is fine
I did 1700 by ammo rack
Ima ask a question here even tho its a meme area but no one else is answering
Do you guys think i should rush for the Obj263? I got spear gold left over from the collectibles and i have 50% off on the teir 9 and 10
Sure but there are better tier 10s

wotb BR*
Idk, it just showed up ALL at once when i logged on
How can he drink?

@proud vault
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I know. Where do you think I got the screenshot?
It's still great
@proud vault
@sharp shadow what's that app called? The stats checking thing
@sharp shadow internet site
Blitzstar
OG Loc in the place, punch you in the face, gun in my waist and I point it in your face
It should be on PS5 :v
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ฤ discordem
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โฎ przez wklejanie go
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โโโฐโฎโโณโโโฏ albo nigdy nie bฤdzie
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Translating:
This is memo-dog
Send it to all your discord servers or it never gonna be meme :(
Help memo-dog overtaking discord
Mem-dog
Yup
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Chose your avatar!
Unbalanced...
Rip that KV-2
Fail platoon karma
Yep and the other kv2 got wrecked ๐
"the allies and enemies composition" lol
Its so "unbalance"
I passed by a shoneys
dammit .......
I was in an is6 in a tier 10 match:(
ohhh
Donโt platoon with an upper tier tank
sad
Nein! Nein! Neeeeiiiin!
Deep fried, epic ok hand spotted
Noninvasive
๐ฏ๐ฏ
Nicr meme
@vital dockty
WTF
The tru OGโs remember this version
Reee
The true mad lads remember American, German, and Russian tanks being the only tanks
And the 183 didnโt exist
Those right there were the good old days, I remember when the British were released and everyone had Matildaโs
Yes
The good old days when the grille was released
The good times doing 500 damage with your hetzer in one shot
I wasnโt around for that, I rage quitted soon after they added American lights because every single person had t49s and you could count on three of them teaming against you
I didnโt have much problems with that
T-49s are weak against kv-4
I would bounce them all day and night front back side anywhere
But the fake soviet tanks are trash altogether
The true soviet heavies are the only heavies for me
Mhm
Good night sweet princeโน
Toaster!!!
Panzer selts tralfeter 4 c
I was going to keep my toaster but I was 250 gold short of getting the CDC on Black Friday, RIP toaster
Merry Christmas!
One message removed from a suspended account.

5 shells remaining misoure
make it 10 of we cut it in half
ok ok @opaque comet here you go ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
nice now weโll last longer in the battlefield
we have our swords which we also use for food
T-rex
I still have my toaster and I still play it
yay Christmas party.. lets hope something doesnโt go wrong
@quaint bramble
Is that u
Looks normal
Yes ๐๐
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Upps
@mint perch 263 is a amazing tank but Su-122-54 now is quite good so I would recommend you saving the discounts but 263 is a massive upgrade over Su
@gleaming osprey alright thanks but im just grind through the su 122 and get the 263 normally
Yeah, probably the best option
how are you having glitches like that?
it's because it's either the game is stuffed or you don't know how to install mods properly, or it's you messing with the game
so
Not to be rude but that is number 17 of seeing this damn pic
Really?
You counted?
Yeah, it was funny the first two times. But after a while things get redundant
Like dad coming home drunk and taking off his belt and using it as a "disciplinary" tool
Ohh that sounds nice to his kid.....
He's such a loving father
What game is that
Same same ;-;
Bulldog going to get sniped
banned
Sweet Lady Sue#0107 was muted
lmao wtf? What would be Taco Bellโs emergency room?
Would like to see someone getting resuscitated while I eat my tacos lmao
At least one contractor was thinking about the repercussions of what that food can do to someone's bowels. My point expressed below
Thereโs a reason why this channel is called Blitz memes
blitz memes r bad tho
No U
Reverse card
Get freaked out
Does that dog is a cake?
Pug, yes
I like normal cakes more :/
The only thing that can cure my depression
How about arty
Wut that?
@rugged kelp relax he can only be a beginner like me
Merry Christmas
@paper aurora hey what's up
Quack
Wtf
How to music
@tame niche why are you pinging me in the middle of this server and not yours
Lol
?
Merry Christmas
@regal relic merry Christmas too
MERRY Crimean Massacre
Another day another beer
Beer is gross
You need to visit a doctor @tame niche
Help
?
Cuss word
Using comets as skipping stones is gr8
rhm gun ^^
Nice cannon
thin gun is on longue sur mer in normandy
From Kirin J. Callinan's "Big Enough": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg
Rambo in bosnia
how do you know its from bosnia?
Cus, its from a bosnian army music video "bosanska artillerija"
Xd
where are you from ?
Indonesia. Why?
just asking cuz Im from Bosnia lol
yea I love it too but a lot of political stuff happening, rip, btw did you know during war a lot of Bosnians went in Indonesia?
owo really? Niiice. But, ive never seen them today.
yea I was reading some books about 1992-1995 and found out that information
And ive found that. Indonesian peace keeper got sent to your country. And also suharto went to bosnia. Well this is mind blowin for me.
its even you bounced a shot with your back aswell
should've fired HEAT :V
๐ท
Brainssssss zombie noises
medium rare please
Interesting editing
who said it was edited
me

Spreading American freedom since 1924
WG: bUy mY tAnKs fOr %5o PErCent ooofff
40% players:
Very accurated ^
Borys Jelcyn
Omg I have a 40% wr and do that
You guys were right the lowe is a money maker
I always want that tank
But all i get is boosters
I am waiting for 6 days
And still nothing
Well if you want a free tank from the boxes wait atleast 1 year to 2.
Luckily I got it for free a year ago
Lucky you
I can still earn 30k creds in one victory with VK 100.01 P
Its a good tank
Kv4 just don't care
About those German armor
And here comes The ru 251
@loud mortar Hello my Brother!!
Still hapy I got a Super Pershing from box
I'd rather go crazy over a Celica or a red Lancer Evolution VI
Almost on the boat
@sinful sage were SP bros
Gg
Why am i trying to look into his name
๐ค
@mild mist what are u trying to say here?
@mild mist @strong shale REEEEEEE ITS ISIS
Finally you understand it @simple pine
Gawd man u got me thereeee
Pic quality 100
I think this is a T54... Is it?
I dont see anything
@simple pine it's a tsomething for sure
Ltr i want to visit there amd take a closer look at the tank
Why would you try to ping 20k people just to say hi?that's kinda dumb tbh
And see if i can go on and maybe into it ๐
Most likely
@timber grail isnt it a nice greeting but ok maybe we all have different time zones
Iโve seen people start up ww2 tanks with just adding spark plugs,oil,gas,and checking wires
Not really. Try to ping 20k people just to say hi. And let me know how it goes xD
@sharp shadow Battlefield 1
Battlefield 5 is trash
The cannon should be bored out so it canโt fire
Lucky we have such a good non toxic community here... Oh wait...
@timber grail those battlefields are different and not related to Battlefield 1 series
Really no skills???
Ouch
Kv2 is devil confirmed @sharp shadow
Coudnt complete my Is6 bd because of this lol
This was the first monument I met went I went to Kazakhstan: Absolut ๐ ฑ odka
Lol
Who won the tour de trance in 1940
Hans
man in the high castle reference here
Lol
I if someone was to play we could fight against each other but I want historical accuracy up until I invade the Soviet Union
@simple pine it means that you're phone is an SCP
Negative infinity storage... makes sense 
Wargaming Can make a properly working game. PROVE ME WRONG
You messed up modding
Or deleted a file
Iโm platooning with him
Heโs not modding
You can't see if someone is modding
Anyways re-download should do it
This all over again at tier X
When u and ur team mate carry so hard ur backs hurt
@sharp shadow
I wasnt modding or deleted a file. It happened after i got out of battle. I had to reopen the game to fix it.
Way too many bugs recently eh
Lol
I feel bad for the Churchill lol
If you consider doing 1,5k dmg with a team mate in op vehicles a back breaking carry, itโs time to go back to candy crush.
And would you like to explain how that is a meme?
good meme
lmao
when you get steel wall medal using AMX ELC
@violet hollow ur not the only here
@woven lichen go get a ru251 then precede to get a spartan on it
i once, got spartan on my ru251
Let me see
Just go to profile and then tanks
Kv-2 Bounce on Amx Elc bis
I got steel wall in bull dog
Lol
Use the big think and remember then
oh lol, i never got spartan on ru
Helloโ imback
Hello Imback my name is Sans
Back from?
From aaa...
Iโ change my phone soโ iโ offline forโ a month but imโ back!
Want the beese churger?
Youโ need to give meโ potato
Celery it is
No but i have a Giant B
No smaltalk here pls
My Giant B
Butโ not in World of tank
My captured German U-505, haven't used it yet but soon....
What???!!
U boat?!!! OMG
Ah i drop it. Give it back! @sharp shadow
I heard she handles good for her age, figured I try it
@past gulch nevah wigle
Soโ cool
I am german xD
Maybe you should've tried harder to have kept it...SMH
๐ฉ๐ช

Iโ got a mini submarine LOL
That girl taking the pic of that small sub is it's balace
Japan
Now blitzmemes now 
So much for stealth
Cool submarine
On land XD
Maybe itโ have wheels
Maybay
Why does this server have no custom emojis like a ban hammer etc.
Cause of oppression
It kinda sucks that we cant have other emojis from other servers. But I can understand that
And that was a terrible joke ._.
Ree

Ples don't say that emote is what I think it is ..

Ah damn it
Ahahaha
Hm I can use mine now 
n o

@sleek carbon 
@timber grail I surrender 
I will never hurt my buddy
@sleek carbon
Awww thanks
@timber grail

When you destroy a enemy tank
To the Holy Bible meme pic.
Did it say who it was signed by? I don't think so
Any time that some book says "signed copy" it means signed by the author
I was being a wise donkey.
Now be a humble donkey
Gee I wonder what it's trying to say ๐ค
Seems like it's telling me to load HE 
rAm iT? oHKaY
Been there, done that
F
Soviet bias.
๐
what the hell
๐ค
It seems more like a Matilda
Captain2xJ#6548 has been warned.
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Warning logged for Sad Satan (the king of tax)#3961. They were not warned.
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Cpl.Atistic (2nd shock)#7525 has been warned.
Woah...
Ain't happening
somes baguettes memes
World of Trolls est de retour pour vous jouer de mauvais tours :P N'hรฉsitez pas ร m'envoyer + de moments sympas pour que je puisse faire des รฉpisodes plus lo...
Russian bias at its finest :P
MEE BOII๐ท๐บ bias
@proud mist I had mega lag xD
Bravo ๐๐
Ayyy
Congrats!
"You were banned for posting screenshot of your previous warnings/punishments."
@prime shard what did you posted Anyway?
Might have been a smiley blob emote hanging back and forth from a rope as if it hung itself.

@prime shard lol, better delete that
They canโt exactly punish you for telling people why something wasnโt allowed.
What's going on in here
Hitbox 0
Well
well
Oof
that's not gonna last
Yes that seems like the one
multiple bans ahead
<@&481447501690568709> can you take those 2 gifs down?
I mean tbh they are explaining but yes they should be taken down
Relax guys it's just a piรฑata
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Captain2xJ#6548 was banned
.ban @prime shard 7d spamming
I can't find user @prime shard.
.mute @prime shard 10080 inappropriate gifs
I can't find user @prime shard.
Lol
he gone
Beat you both
resists laughing
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10080 holy hek
I got it
Lol
lmao now we see the magic
Noice
Gud job whoever did it 
Oof ๐
when mods swarm a rule violation like a bunch of hungry sharks
Lol
Lmao๐
Somehow you beat me
only the fittest shall ban
I took my time tho
Why do people intentionally make themselves get banned.
And the winner is.......TJ
@wheat owl idiots and attention-seekers are everywhere
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Congrats man
lol the hunger games for mods
Nice job ๐
Wut
What
@elder cedar
๐๐ง๐ช๐ ๐พ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฉ#4321 was banned
๐
Wut happened here?
@uneven bay rap God meme





