#blitz-memes
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Lol
Those bois got the first ever victory royale
IKR they wiped all the duos out
The bomb itself was the storm
Lol
woah...
Arg seizure warning folks
Monday in a nutshell
@past gulch i may be the reason u didnt get a mastery badge ๐

Lol you did a good job tho
Thats a lot of credits and damage!! 
Cooper04#3300 was muted
You see. Skorpion is like T34. You never get mastery
I used to get mastery badges from my A32 and Leopard easy as hell, until update 5.5
Now it only my Cromwell
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@proud vault this has Nothing to do with blitz
And nothing to do with memes!!!
It literally says meme, which means it has something to do with memes. How does it feel to get lawyered @past gulch ?
I didnโt say it was anti-anime
Dude Profilepic
@rain kayak pls remove seizure picture
where?
By cooper
So your saying that I can only post anti anime memes, bushman can only post bushka memes etc because of our profile pic?
aight gone
๐๐ I typed bushman in so many times it auto corrects bushka
Ty @rain kayak
Oh that reminds me, my profile pic is old
This is the wrong channel Ammo
Iโm back
Memes not discussion
And kekkek is gone
You brought this up
Pls Meme now
I has been hide under @KekKek

Watch me get banned because that was developed under he who mustnโt not be named from Germany in the 1940โs
Not an invitation by the way mods
Quick question. Why donโt people in horror movies just T-pose?
then the ghosts die and they cant extend the movie and make more money
it makes their arms easier to chop off
But if they T-Pose then the murderer has to accept that the people are to op to be killed until the get a nerf. People should also start T-Posing on natural disaster. Show Mother Nature whoโs dominant
See this dude gets it...
Asserting dominance over that stroller
Love the new event
Wait what
Well, I wonder how long itโll take for the warning...
Hmm
Not sure about that one chief
Well...that didnโt take long
Come on!!!!
I didn't say any bad word!
@proud vault I didn't say any bad word!
Why?
LMAO
Iโm not a mod. Iโve just gotten good at predicting warnings
My favorite
@slow sphinx Blyatful despite its other meaning, has the inappropriate swearing predominantly. Thus it will be considered not appropriate
General Reposti!
Mod... Really... - _-
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Whoever ruined those chocolate chip cookies..... See a doctor now and get therapy, ๐ please
And the cookies are made out of eggs, so no harm done
Iโd like some of those
And cookies also have butter
lol
Wait Iโm gonna report that too
Ha
My mate reported that and got a video removed lol
I wonder what would happen if enough people reported it
Lol
*not fixing the MM, ignoring the communities suggestions, and doing the opposite of balancing tanks
*notice no huge red ornament
Perfecc
We donโt want new tanks we want to be able to enjoy our old tanks
True
I just want my Hetzer's howitzer bacc ;-;
Me too @edgy portal, me too...
That and the invinci armor of the T18....
Good times....good times.....
Ok I may cry now
Sorry.
REE
When im in a KV-4.. thats my war cry
XD
When I'm in the KV-2 that's my warcry
Or any KV tanks in general xd
Lol but what is ree. We must ask ourselves this philosophical question
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brain switches on
THAT"S WHY THEY HAD THE KV-2 INSTEAD OF THE T-150 AS THE LINE PUSHER!
The KV-1, 2, 3, and 4 all are in perfect line!
I just realized that >_<
If only there was a KV-5
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ree
Or a KV-6 >~>
๐ธ just wait till it is premium lol
Nice
@minor heart I would not mind if they made the KV-2 premium. It would become a status symbol (cept everyone and their cousin would buy it fore it became premium >_<)
Unless they do it unannounced
They make the KV-6 it should have no turn ability and limited to just like three maps that enable just straight driving >_<
No super STRONK stalinium
yes my comrade
The engine is cutting out get the vodka
*pours vodka in fuel tank
@haughty scaffold
this server needs custom emojis
Kv-1 finds level ground
โIvan ! Get the tow cable. We are no longer on downhill slopeโ
@haughty scaffold @edgy portal
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@minor heart When the KV-1 finds a good place to hulldown, then gets pushed out of place by the team's AMX ELC bis
Place palm on forehead @edgy portal
@minor heart Then gets his revenge when th AMX ELC bis takes a KV-2 round to the gun and explodes
Ivan approves
YOu sEE ivAn, wHEn yOu HOld pEEStol likE I dO, yoU NeveR ShoOt the InaCurAte foR FeAr of ShooTing Own FinGEr.
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Yes this server needs some wot related custom emojis
They need to make a TOG II* emoji. On Blitz itself. I would pay all of the money to get it.
Wat?
What are we looking at?
2 times that event banner
It was 2 for me
Now only 1
Why is nobody in chatrooms
@narrow timber Me on EU with the same problem.
WoT blitz gold is a meme
Gt_inferno.1#2564 was muted
@faint badger better discord we must ban

Lol what tf they doin?
Only used these tanks
Itโs repost but still funny
Unappropiateness in memes!
?
The mods will reeeee at you
Which ones I'll delete
Umm all the controversial ones
Legit almost all?
Eh the mods here are like the complete opposite of wot pc discord mods
@obtuse valve
Dude send me some spicy memes
Swearing so mods will still attacc you
Tbh thereโs no point of half of these rules
CasualCrazy#4614 was muted
Me too
Havenโt sold mine yet
lmao still have mine too
You will live on forever in our hearts
Tier XI
I turned blue in my tier 2 once
My team test kept driving in front of me....
@fiery rose would be top heavy af
My team
4 players 0 dmg new record

What a weird comparison. ๐คฃ
Rip
That guy shot me
Lol
Got to love dem discord memes
That my scull cuz he killed me
Strait up bapped me in da head
Gtg
I am now blind
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Bye dudes and madum dudes
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Bye
Breaks down
No caption needed
Pls add this to blitz wargaming @formal stump

Stalinator and Blyatmobile
When east meet west.
That doesn't seem right
Maus armor with 3k HP and a 183 auto loader @valid adder @gleaming osprey @formal stump
Kv2 autoloader hmm
@heady axle don't forget Drac tracks, E25 cammo, IS7 turret + 183's HESH
@gleaming osprey lol I got a better one
Drac: I believe I can fly.......
@gleaming osprey 183 auto loader.5 shells, maus armor 65 km/h 100mm side skirts that has hesh ad reg round
What did it send
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@heady axle but with the clip of the Gravedigger
Yes @gleaming osprey
Gravedigger is OP.
High Alpha damage and its autoloader.
183 auto loader with gravedigger magshells, maus armor 65 km/h 100mm side skirts that has hesh ad reg round and has 1600 alpha
What tank were we talking about? XD
Exist?
Idfk something wargaming should add
Wargaming:adds stage 1 fv4005
Bruh.
I dunno
Add better the Badger
Stage one beats badger in an instant
#SayNoTo183mmGuns
Lol they're supposively nerfing 183 but yet the gun is a 183mm and the shells is a 182mm
#MakeTheDPMNotTheDamage
Yeah, that millimetre free in the barrel, probably enough to put Churchill's hair on it
Is the 4202 bad then?
O
Theres some proof lol....not me just in case u wondered
Cause that's the one I'm grinding
Cool
4202 is fun
Sup doomy
4202s turret is a joke
kills a leopard and T37 with HE splash, through the train cars, over a KV1s, in KV-2 while moving full speed across the map on dead rail, while the leopard empties a clip into me, making me a 1 shot for the Kv1s, which shot at me and bounced and killed a team Chaffee, as the Chaffee shot the KV1s and killed it
The Chaffee then rages at what a noob the KV-1s is, at which point the 42%er child of a WG employee calls his da da and bans the 43%er Chaffee for life
THEN THE INTERNET GOES INSANE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO WON AND WHY AND WHOS SIDE THEY SHOULD BE ON
@formal stump the record is 0 dmg from everybody
@still falcon be posting Denzols stats lol
Holy crap thatโs bad
Not for me
Welp. Rip them
Balance
Yus,probs getting my ft in crates
Y my phone lagging so bad
Baka!!!
Oh look, BT-7 can fly
Actually it was floating
@past gulch
Omg wt da hell?
Did server crash ?
Was whole enemy team afk?
@low lance lol when u need proof Denzol supplies๐
Iโm gonna be depressed if I donโt get any gold
@formal stump 2 afk 4 campers 1 yolorushing is
@past gulch
Iโm guessing that was on Asia server right?

Nah my friend had a team with 6 zeros
Oh so sad

Good try tho
Were they AFK or really that sad
OOF
@sharp shadow @split mauve everyone 0 dmg is record
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Not mine .....
But epic enemy team .....epic
Bounce
@manic glacier because they spot
@formal stump 
@manic glacier look at the name ๐ ๐
@bright sandal german beer๐ป
Nvm pingmania
Lol
@rocky heath hello brother
OOF
This game is one big meme
So as you
Nice
WG pls. Add
Only NC152
79
Sovet bias
@copper harbor gotcha fam
Yee
Meme->usus
Hahaha stalinium
Nothing can stop communism
Sounds familiar ๐ค
COMMUNISM
Kv2 ๐
NANI?!?!?!
Das actually kinda sad if i was a tank
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Wargaming Breakfast:
๐ฅ๐ฅ
13 years ago
What is the music?
Read description @orchid sparrow
Darude - Sandstorm
Incoming Wave Of PTSD
First meme ever lmfao
Hello
Auto fire activated
Is this M1 Abrams?
Yes the thicc boi
Heh a gif
American bias @haughty scaffold lol
I can smell USA freedom for some reason
Lol viet can beat capitalist pig
Oh boy i think Tiger-II is on fire again
Hell yea i have a na- (comment has been removed)
Due to anti semi actions
Im gonna stay away from this place
Ima go spread some more freedom REEE
WTF?! my game just broke for the first time ever XD
idk what is the cause of the hud glitching, but its hilarious XD no crosshair, team indicators, hp, armor, nothing. literally nothing on the screen
I need teacher
This is my stats
I will have this stats
How i can make black belt kung-fu
Help meeeee!
What is that wot guide?
SMH I have bloody 37% man up
@wise coral eeeeeee
Yeah
Hmmm
Wot guide?
Lmao
doesn't even do damage occasionally because I get instantly killed
Darude sandstrom
@past gulch do you have the replay of that glorious game?
Can you send me the replay then ? @past gulch
@polar solar what server are you in?
Who pinged me
Crazy Eu. And playing from PC
And it seem its nit just for me. I saw somebody else on this channel havin the same issue
Lol
That T-34 XD
Donโt know how he hold accordion
Lol
With tracks or the driver through driver hatch
The driving wheels
Yep
Maybe some kind of magic with the bear vodka and in Soviet Russia you don't play accordion, accordion plays you
STALIN
The power of Stalin compels you
Lol
Fun fact: IS means Iosef Stalin
You provably know it but just in case :)
Josef is how it's write but Russian pronunciation sounds like Iosef that's why it's IS and not JS tho you can say JS too
But JS also stands for JavaScript, so I'll still with the IS
Dunno why but it's funny to me IS-7
Stalin 7? I guess they took inspiration for British tank names
Lol
Lol rip
23.000 batlles, 340 average damage and 40% WR? The usual potatoe here in Blitz just with 10 times more battles
Damm wat the hell is this
Pls buf the MBT70, it's one of the worst tanks Tier by Tier and worst Tier 9 heavy (if not worst Tier 9 or worst prem tank)
Yeah but it have a "accurated gun"
It's more a heavy Russian gun than a German med one
Why that shell didnt penetrared....
@echo lantern because Blitz's MBT70 is a joke
Accurate? Yes......Always hitting the ground and building. Excellent accuracy
I can't explain this.....what should I tell you guys
I put " " for something, it sometimes miss targets just in front of it and the bad bad pen does not help at all
I've been played this game with this useless thing
A lot of times.....And I can certain
This tank really needs buff.....
Yeah, I have over 800 games in it (if I'm not mistaken) and it's as bad as first day, even getting 2 bufs (dispersion and a bit of reload)
Don't move out of sniper mode as you shoot, that'll screw you up
Freepass weakspots on turret, paper armor on the hull. Why is it a HT
@narrow timber I zoomed out when I checked the Shell was fired.
I think it still causes issues
I did. For 2500 times
Don't really get why it does less damage than other 152mm
Bushka said is because it a missile luncher gun (Actually it is) but what does it have to do with doing less damage? And let's not talk about the HE damage....
I always shoot and zoom out like that.
But with other tanks, they hit on target perfectly.
But why kpfpz70 always miss like that? That is what I wonder
Low penetration, low alpha dmg compared to othrt 152mm, low accuracy, low rate of fire.....
Oh.....not othrt. It is other
Sry for typing bad
@narrow timber Of course it is
It's like the t67 with Les dmg despite same caliber?
No amor and no speed (real one reached 70 km/h)
..........
Less*
Super near. Super damm missed.
I really cant understand why is it a HT
This should be MT
@echo lantern that kind of dispersion is what make it look more like a Russian gun. Today I missed a Vk 45 B 3 fcking times when it was at 40 metres of me and I was fully aimed
I was so triggered
Oh....sry about that
No, don't worry it's not your fault
But sometimes KV-2 looks like a excellent sniper compared to MBT70 (I don't mean I camp with that tanks, I mean the dispersion)
Its reloading time is so long......when I miss the target, I have to wait for 15.7 sec
Worst DPM ever
Yeah worst DPM of Tier 9. If you have no cover reds can eat you alive while you reload, many Tier X can double your DPM and even some T9
If you are in a 1vs1 your only chance if to face hug like mad hoping your turret get enough bounces until the loader wakes up from the nap, then pray to RNG to pen and repeat
RNG tank @gleaming osprey
No, ship tank!
Lol
(little explanation: I say ship instead of sh*t for not getting banned)
Oh.....
What I want is more gun depression and more mobility
If kpfpz70 have good gun depression, It can have enough capability to hold
I prefer more armor + gun but the -6 many many times is just not enough and the mobility is a insult to real one
Real one has 1500hp and 70km/h top speed isnt it?
Would be great that it fire guided missiles like the real one T49 ATM style (War Thunder MBT70 does it with a 7 secs reload) but being realistic they won't do it
Missile is too OP......I really dont want that
@echo lantern
Yup, and modern armor that was over 600mm in turret ๐คท
Never remember the same of the moder armor...
I want Kpfpz 70 become average
Just average. Not less, not more.
But, kpz70 is so shippy tank right now
Buff this wargaaaaaaaayming!!!
Yeah, I also don't want a 70 km/h with broken new armor + guided missiles (although it would make a very fun event like T49 ATM but in separated MM like mad games) but MBT70 deserve some love, not being the absolute ship that is now
@sharp shadow a meme that would make you laugh till you break your mouth or cry until you die for dehydration: the current event
That was cool! Magic Drac tracks in action?
Always looking for little robbers.....
Arghhhhh.....I want to send more Cops and Robbers meme....but all gifs over 8mb....
I love doing that in trainings rooms and trolling Ru players that think that sheer speed is enough to kill my little ELeCtric BIScuit
But when RU 251 and AMX CDC engage.......
Oof
Behind the controls is just somebody clicking battle then running away
S o m e t i m e s I c r y m y s e l f t o s l e e p a t n i g h t
Azure Lane XD
Hardbass Intensifies
Just saw that Azur Lane meme in azur lane server ๐ค
wonder whats with the flag
Ah got it
Why shoot a bullet when you can just throw the hole gun?
Why not? Lol
Oh thx
But slowmode is running.....I cant send whole at once.....sry about that
That 9mm lol
So what counts as inappropriate?
Anything thatโs not appropriate for a 7 year old
But generally people should be pretty good a judging whatโs appropriate and whats not
Well you see, I had a deep conversation with a moderate yesterday, and it left a bad taste in me mouth, as I understand why some were deleted and not others
Yah Iโve been muted before, it really depends on the mods and servers
Than i would remove it
What about frick and heck?
You should be in the safe zone with those
But any no no words gets you sent to space
Ha
The last one you sent oml
@obtuse valve if we get muted in the morning I just wanted to say it was a pleasure memeing with you
You to as well, comrade
Now for crusade memes
Yeeee
@obtuse valve that egg meme is stolen
Ha
But its ok
I have reposting license
Nothing to see here
Bad word
Oh that has a no no word
OwO
I ainโt no snitch but
No donโt tell die Ubernact
As you can see that tree stands out in a very particular way
Yes
Indeed
Dude thatโs some next level teacher skill
So true
This is my voice 2 weeks into Germany
at the last one dresses up as an SS solider and starts speaking german
I never noticed that honestly, also might wanna remove it because that could be seen as a homophonic meme
Ik, but the mods were nice enough to lift my mute so I wanna try and help others not get muted as well
Web M.D.
Yah, i got muted the first time not knowing why. I talked to a few and one finally talked to me and helped
Hey hey hey I just saw a CRU2L platoon
Than i got muted a second time posting a meme I thought i put in a different discord but accidentally put it here
Oof bad luck, I'll look
So im probably on the verge of being banned which I dont want to happen
You can appeal
Appeal?
ok then
Bye casual
Tankshell*
I can feel the mutes incoming
Activate maximum kv2 sneak
mysterious stranger#6354 was banned
https://cafe.naver.com/bigdeals/139197
Fv4202 cartoon
Oof
God.. Pc uses memes now
Marvelous ๐
Actually the Type 59 can easily defeat the SP
We can't even penetrate their armor
Well not frontally but hull down or from sides
@finite magnet no,super Pershing can out turn Type 59 if it's trying to circle SP,out dpm the type 59,And also you need apcr in order to get through lfp
Lol
@night orbit that has been reposted 4 times over the last 24 hours
Lol suffer with your soul
@night orbit don't try to get attention here with reposted memes,doesn't work here
I know
Some guy on the forums was talking about using his ST-1 to circle a Leopard PTA lol
Explain yourself
The PTA apparently was turning the hull and turret opposite directions
Lol
Anyone who uses the 107 on the kv2 is a disgrace
I used it to exp, now i use troll for fun
And i got legendary camo for it from chest for 50k exp
Wow what the hell IS this username
No no word
maybe not but people who play it are trash
@polar rose ๐
@sharp shadow
But Super P is still the best "tech tree" premium tank
My tank is gud but they nerfed its speed
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The tank that will soon cleanse the universe of non Stalin-ish being
more vodka my comrade
I thought it was roller coaster lol
It's clearly a new species of snenk
@obtuse valve we survived the night!
When youโre a KV-4 and four light tanks surrounds you
Guys ... The tank is ghost
Slav gamer
Hans get the snaps
My mom teaches a a special ed class I feel bad for her. . . All the slob theres a 13 year old girl and she acts like a -13 year old
lol I aced the R35 back in 5.3
Sup
๐ wg is a joke and itself is a meme
50k free xp blown to get 2 candy cane's and 10 free boosters
Big oof
Lesson: don't buy that box with free xp
X)
lesson dont support wg
Ouch my eyes
@harsh copper wut
saw some guys got mute when they post gifs like that @elder cedar and you are mod so why not tag you
Oh, I guess itโs spammy. But idk
Cooper04#3300 has been warned.
It's not really spammy, but it doesn't belong in a memes channel, it's not a meme.
And not good for epilepsi (idk the english word)
its close enough so we know what you mean
Epilepsy is how it's actually spelled but whatever
inn Ww2 one kv2 stopt a german Panzer division
In Wotb kv2 cant stop 7 tanks
But also a real kv2 probably doesnโt take half a minute to reload. I mean if the loaders were really wanting to live they would triple time it
Not only this. (The shells of kv2 still heavy...)
Real Tankfight issnt the same like in blitz
Can Cooper please be warned? @ @elder cedar all he does in here is post seizure photos it is not kind
He already has
If you look up 8 messages above yours, you can see he was @sharp shadow
Thank you
Ok... why not
Oof

Soooo true
TheTingGoes_ESA#2975 has been warned.
What?
I pm u
Thanks
Itโs so true, I mean winter fair was cool the past two years, but this is just stupid and it sucks
Lol
@solemn plume
This event is one of the best....stop whining man.
Kowalski, analysis
Thee_IcePanther[DEF]#1827 has been warned.
That would be an awful sight in blitz, imagine rolling up a hill and seeing that, Iโd turn around soooo quickly.
Assuming you dont get obliterated
That one stug
HE doesnt need to hit though, its nuke shell
True
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Lol
I have a 22. :*(
I see NON BLITZ MEMES

@limber aurora git gud 47%er

Now this is a productive blitz meme
I could check but too busy laughing at this dude who keeps cussing out the little kids and gets chat banner ๐
I didnt I went like this. . .gd bu iditdyidttidodtudtididyidyiidydiydyidyidydxyydiditd
All I did. . .
Perfect game only happens when you are lucky, lmao. @junior steeple plus you posted in a wrong channel.
@sharp rivet๐ค
@terse tartan i think i know that old man! ๐ค
can't see the resemblance.
@past gulch have you sent the replay?
oof
@sharp shadow sorry i didnt found it
hoi @onyx falcon
@past gulch
*sans
Why are you running
Weird
I have note 9
My iPad 2018 has been doing that as well
World of Tanks: Battle Royale
Best listen with headset
@brave lintel thats a lot of team mates, definitely gonna club the enemy team
@brave lintel I see you are dropping into Yamato Harbor... be careful xD
Also, rules are the rules
uwu
Lol
This is giving me headache
damage
Relatable
Temmie#3835 has been warned.
No temmie noo
The Germans be like
@pale orbit
XD
Lol
ahhhhh
๐ข
i don no
@open spearXD
XDDDD
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Oh a triggered KB-2 ะ-wordful

Add Kv-6
How on earth?
Derp!
i thought KV stood for kirov..?
@pseudo ermine you have called?
@crisp peak nah, they are named after the Soviet defence commissar and politicianย of the same name
Someone stole my meme
the what tank shields countries used in ww2
@ ะะพัะธั ะกัะฐะปะธะฝ#8638
This fact is true
Alright thank you for the tip
Trust me, some of the Mods are hardly trained lol
Appreciate it lol
Lol np
You can't train a mod... they are born not made
You can't make a bad mod into a good one
@cunning basin care to elaborate?
@charred vale nah fam Iโm fine but thanks for the offer
Good good
You might want to refrain now from posting memes like the one I did earlier
Which was???
You know full well which one it was.
Omg! The worst stats whatever i see ! How thats possible ?
@sharp shadow actually... i seen more baf stats
If wg still will selling tanks everyone i probably delete this game
16% wr/ 19 dmg / 47000 battles
Eh i have enought lose thx this pro (irony) player and lose almost every battle
Thx this player i hate prem tanks and this game
neh i go to another company. let me know if wg stop selling prem tanks to just anyone
I the most hate wg for selling prem tanks anyone who pay and dont know how play this game.
should be so that before buying a high-level prem tank, you should first make a high tier in the tree
I saw a tier 10 playing a rating battle and had only ever played less than 1000 battles 
Ye as u research higher tier more high tier prems become avalible for purchase.
Neh wg would have more money than good opinion
True that
but the one who does first 8 tier before buying prem tank , he know basics of the game (too if he weak player). But I see many users of prem tanks do not even know the basics of the game
So this system buying whats i propose is good in my opinion
And i have question
Why i always must get this pro(irony) players in prem tanks?
Thats unfair
Nice graphics eh?
game breaking graphics
Wargaming does a very good job when it comes to making a game that everyone can play. If a game is popular, there will be bad players. Making Premium tanks available to only special members would result in loss of playerbase and complicate matchmaking (resulting in more loss of player base).
How about discussing somewhere like #general-blitz-discussion?
Most xp, not as much dmg
That is a meme^^^^
That's just sad
That sad a good player with low WR
Good player?
Ok...
Germans tanks?
or are those Russian mediums
Because Germans have front transmission and Russian meds... fuel tank is literally next to the driver sometimes
Why
?
you need something
Huh?
Bruh
@opaque comet ah, the inflatable army of Operation Fortitude
That always makes me laugh
@mellow zenith more kill more xp




