#blitz-memes
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@steep hollowhere kek
Yes
And at15 is so good
Rip Lorrain
Salt : 100
@prime shard we* sniff 152mm of communism...
Hi everyone
Soviet Athem in background
Lol delete that before a mod warns you @obsidian grove
@prime shard that title as well oof
Oof
Oops sorry
My bad
Our* bad @obsidian grove
you can do it,main gun!
You have so much to live for! In British accent
Imagine all the Tigers you can destroy!
Lol
You see Igor if tank sad you can shoot enemy below you
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๐พ ๐ด ๐บ ๐ธ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ป ๐ฆ ๐ฉ ๐ฎ ๐ฒ
why would you blur out the angelo's world watermark
@agile slate hey brother asu-57. How's the kids?
<@&481447501690568709>
Hi?
They deleted it
Sorry for bothering you
Why iRaikk plays Blitz since mods are not allowed ๐?
lol
yea that is because printers where hackable and hackers used it to warn users and manufactures about it
t49 is unpenetrable lol
Murica cant dmg Murica
tru
#relatable
Kv2 shoot in the sky
kv-2 blew up the sun with HE
The HE shell is the sun
@harsh copper (civil war)
I have O-Ni on Console
U wont pen it
Rhm Borsig WT in a nutshell
Poor dustcka
Here's a real meme! World of tanks is better than War thunder!
na
Is not a meme
Such a great joke tell us another one
Sarcasm intensifies @abstract tide
Lmao
In Wt Sometime u ram a aircraft... and nothing happen.
And sometime u hit a stone. And die
๐ best thing ever, right? ๐
Oh look! I flying Churchill! You'll fly too, p1000 ratte ๐
A 5t bomb can kill 27 ships ._.
I don't mind it, I like the fact that I can use a lot of vehicles
But war thunder has only 2 years, and wot is older
I remember my first battle im WT. I died
I became a pro by cooking spagetti
Ahahahahahahha
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Fck of Gordon Ramsey, here's @past gulch๐
Sorry Papyrus
I see your not intalion
What does Lmao means?
Laughing my ass off
Ah, thanks, so, stronger than LOL
Seriously @hallow rune โintalionโ
Memeis
Italian
@past gulch an Italian would destroy you like Thanos did with avengers ๐
What avengers ๐๐
my brother see my cooking skills
He ate overcooked spaghetti, the face reveals that he hates them ๐
i forgot to cut
No stomach and it's eating๐ค
Skeleton jokes
Magic
@past gulch i have a good skeleton joke, wait a minute
beware ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Programs used: Adobe After Effects 20...
Sorry i have a ton of things to do.
A Skeleton
Oh Fck, burn, now
Its a beautyfull day, to burn in hell
He's a skeleton, he can't cry
Yea now you maybe understand, How bad my puns are
srry 4 ๐ english
Is 3 is bettet
It was dio
You're gonna have a bad time
Is he even happy that you show his photos to other people?
No, they're boring
Yup. But the moderators...
Yeah, it's unfair!
spottet
Goblins
You see Ivan, a cat can be a good comrade

Ok, @hallow rune if you want to give me your money, givee you're credit card ๐
Lol
Nani?
Natural instinct pepe
A duck fcked a tank, so the amx 40 was born
Sans under drugs๐

Ok, stupid pepe


How do you type those
Idk
I meant how do you get those
Idk
Sell soul to pepe
Ah right

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@hallow rune I'll destroy pepe
I drive KV 2 i dont need a soul

Me too
I give up




Stop it.
Well
I know itโs not blitz related
But pls fellow gamers lets not buy from these companies
@formal stump too bad I want the elder scrolls 6 and there is nothing you can do about it
(And I donโt care that they release buggy games, as soon as you know the bug and know how to go around it then itโs nothing to worry about)
GWliliumDoomMiya
Send memes pls


He became the accurate... much sadness
It was at this moment the M3 knew...
He done goofed
Much sadness ik
Rip poor m3
So I kinda want a balloon attachment now.
yay
Yes
Girls Und Panzer
Cute girls on epic tanks
I feel like rewatching all episodes
when i see Nonna older and taller than me
Me: this is too perfect
Nonna is my wifu
im tall like 5'7
Haha ur one inch short of me
I'm 5 inches more...
Im 5'9 but i enjoy rounding it to 6 foot
Yeah Iโm 5โ9 but on a good day Iโm 6 foot lol
Buddys
6โ 2โ I could totally still fight on Nonnaโs shoulders.... right?
oh
You see comrade Ivan, when make tank fly. Enemy not know if use anti air or anti tank rounds.
that looks like AV7 but the germans didn't have enough metal and used wood instead
Uh
This perfectly describes it
Er
its worse if your in KV2 with all that
You got the same discord username as me lol
I'd smash
@analog field
Ah, The pz. IV with spaced armor
Even though it's been two years since getting rid of the anko pz iv, her annoying voice still rings in my ears
PANZER VOR
๐
it was jagdtiger
Already been considered and carried out
Since it fits the image from earlier; My flying Maus.
Memes
I just got bullied :(
K
Hello
Wow pro
working as intended
@dreamy agate whatโs his assessment history
Noice
this is the best garage
Wow how did you get that secret tank? I thought it was still in super testing @fluid verge
Idek its funny how tho all i gotta say is it involved getting drunk
@fluid verge oof lel
This sounds like the jibberish Iโd type when naming an ms paint I made when I was 3
Stupid flat earthers
Wanna see something verry bad?
Oof Tank 2 thimas again for suffering with me
. . That wasnt suposed 2 happen...
Wat
But im 2 lazy 2 delete it
K
Wait a minute...i c anime chiks
Nien
Lol rip PZ2
Lol
Im bored
Do this its important we need to get we are number one to the top 2000 songs on the dutch radio
Hmmm...No?
lol

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@mortal meadow good meme
Removed more than 4 of the same tank on a team? 4 heavy tanks on the enemy team? Yup tottaly balanced and fixed.
Doesn't the new type of MM only work when there are more than 8000 players online on the given server?
So the "no more than 4 tanks of a given type" only applies when this is so.
๐ lol so wg only limits 7999 players on servers @green ibex
thus matchmaker doesnt need fixing and they keep sticking their hands deeper in your piggy for every penny they can nab
Oh come on. WG isn't that bad of a cheap-skate, right?
Guys Urban Dictionary hates us!
@green ibex yes yes i was just kidding, they dont want your pennies, they want your whole salary
I scrolled through this and saw a bunch of anime. When the hell did Blitz Memes become anime?
Somehow. ๐
Since Mountain Mountain erupted
~~ beliver I like to have is7~~
Cos anime is life?
No, anime is gay
:(
Yes
Idea: have the Tiger (P) catch fire every time it goes past 25 km/h on any slope more then 5 degrees
O o f
OOF
Nice
666 dmg chinese satan btw
CHINA
@iron grotto i actually got addicted and left for ~7 months and came back and have been playing non stop since lol
Guys this is actually what the commander is saying, itโs British slang, meaning that the gunner has died, so his family will receive compensation money, so they can lay off the mortgage, hence the phrase โbought the farmโ
That not blitz tho
GuP best anime๐
Nais ๐
When the germans try to flank two ISU-152 but the snow is to strong

K
Im serious what does the guy actually say? Ive been playing for almost 2 years https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018843338604544/518896018931187713/image0.png
The gunner bought the farm, our accuracy will suffer
It's a saying. When a person "bought the farm" it meant they died. Upon their death usually through insurance or such their family would be given enough money to pay off their debts. Many cases farmers were pulled into war and if they were killed the money would be used to pay off whatever they owed on their farm back home.
Or rather it was something alon those lines
Indeed๐ค
when the e25 jumps you and pops adernaline
xd
It's 19:15 where I am
Its 01.16 where i am?
This is a Real meme
Ahh Yeet 5:20
Dear God no
wtf
press f to pay resbects
The IS invasionnnnn
when you advancing on germany but read the map wrong and end up in the english channel instead^^^^^
Amphibious landing
We want to visit Togs brother, the submarine
the tog's didnt make it
When your tanks fall in the Volga river
No we visit togs brother
The first ever Russian submarine 1943 colorized
No, it's cold war tank, so their huntin' US Submarines
Fight me
that gets more salt than 9 year olds a fortnite/roblox combined #wotbisbetter
Crab rave, Fortnite is dead
at least theres less salt aside from the occasional amx cdc cuz i HE'd him in my jagdtiger 8,8
random days
Could be epic if you clickbait that picture
tHatS a LoTtA dAmAgE
Maus did 3k
Doday i try something.
In my kv5 (max 48 kmh) I ram a Is7 (max 56 kmh)
The is7 lose 1200 hp. I lose 400 hp
If wot added the KV-6
Ayyy Phoenix I legit live a few miles away from downtown Phoenix
@past gulch but why D:
Idk i only push je elc under the tog
Oof
when youre aiming to kill the last tanks but you're on fire
@past gulch
looks like the scene where the girls tries to destroy the Maus in GuP lol
thats war thunder matchmaking: pz IV vs Maus ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
The Tiger was prone to certain types of track failures and breakdowns, and was limited in range by its high fuel consumption. It was expensive to maintain, but generally mechanically reliable.[12]ย It was difficult to transport, and vulnerable to immobilisation when mud, ice, and snow froze between its overlapping and interleavedย Schachtellaufwerk-pattern road wheels, often jamming them solid. This was a problem on the Eastern Front in the muddyย rasputitsaseason and during periods of extreme cold.
yep,the tiger (p) is very bad
@sharp shadow
you mean Pz. IV with IS-2 too
plane one is offtopic.
That's me for sure though.
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Woah.. i will definitely sign that.
OโฉO
WAIT! Vedim! Come back to T34!!
what was the purpose of using human as โarmorโ
If the humans are dead, there is no reason to destroy the tank.
Aka HEAT and HE
Side skirts and sand bags worked well against some things like semi weak HEAT rounds and sometimes HE rounds. Human armour works well against everything since when a human gets hit nothing sends shrapnel everywhere since it collects in the human. This worked against heavy AT sniper rifles and they could be easily moved around and replaced.
Yeah
It's like using your hand as dust pan. Dust pan is human, hand is a sandbag.
Collects more and works better.
Dust pan > Sandbag when it comes to cleaning up.
Cleaning up = Armor
Dust Pan = Human
Hand = Sandbags.
Dust Pan > Hand, when sweeping = Humans as armor > Sandbags as armor
B u s h
@left grail makes sense
As we can see here.........
I agree with the guy above me
Me too
Ok then
Cuuuuute
I agree
When bat chatilon appear right behind you.
big gun=big power
-german engineers
Foo
lol
meh friend sent me this
Jingle bells, jingle bells๐ถ
Heck
ans
commit sewer side
No me
@uneven storm go commit not alive
Join the room temperature challenge
(Roblox swears)
Also,what is this "rate limited" thing is?
what server?
lol
Poop wrong pic
I KNOW IT'S PZKPFWG VIII AND NOT VII. TYPOS HAPPEN. Not a LEGO set. Not for sale. No instructions, but you are welcome to read description and check work in ...
is that BT-42?
No itโs a Maus
*E100
Itโs the little Willy
Lmfao it sthe finish bt 42...
am i the only person who thinks that tank is a KV1
I read finished youโre not the only one
No itโs bt-7art
No its tog
that crap needs to be sold rn
Damn bro thatโs lucky AFFFFF
XD
Wew
Wow
hahahahah wtf
suai
hahahahaha lolw

for some reason it just fits
https://youtu.be/fPPa8AHuC9o
I do not own anything in this video! This video was not meant to offend anyone. Editing was from Daniel Cortese : https://www.youtube.com/user/dancortese1987...
when you drive in front of a KV-2/183
When you are in a light tank and you charge the Heavy head-on
Damn the KV-4 super low mobility
Its armor is good but very sloweww
Wanna talk low mobility?
sure
Also in that boat is the P. 1000 "Lundkruzer" Ratte
....Imagine a KV-2 that size.......
Gleefully eyes Ratte with it's reasonable speed.
Aaaa my feet feels like its being attacked by ants!
-Every Ratte/KV-6/Condor
laughs in Wunderwaffe

Tournament
๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ
You win
We decided to troll everyone so we took 6 togs into the tournament XD
Wanted 7 but oh well 6 was well enough. Yeah we won
How gid is tog
6 togs cant lose
๐ท ๐ช ๐ต ๐ด ๐ธ ๐น
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The HMS Togtanic 2 is the slowest tank in the game with awesome DPM
The armor is terrible tho
lemmie buy all of the KV and IS tanks
I sold is-7 after getting ammoracked for the fifth time
Bruh
If a Leopard 1 ram a tog 2 times whit full speed, the leopard Dies
Yup
Im trying to save for ST and then IS-4
If a Is7 Ram a Kv5 2 times...
The Is7 dies
OOF
r u kidn me? no way bro... cant be
Trying to get the KV-4 upgraded engines cause the Kv-4 is slow as hecc
Yea Kv5 40 kmh russian Bia (100t, 1300ps)
Vs Is7 50 kmh (idk 70t(?) 1300 ps)
And the tracks even though i kinda makes not difference but still going for it.
I ammo racked a SU-100 as they crested a hill in my KV-1S.
Location is (from the front) to the bottom right, just left of the track on that rounded bit.
damn!
Ram duel MS-1 vs KV-6
yeah thatd be fun to watch
kv6 lose
yup
OOF
Indeed
I have a kv-5 give me 30 minutes and we can test it out in a training room
EU server
fo sho
I have is7 ;)
me too
Send me DM if you rrady to play
Will do
i dont have kv5 tho unfortunately
Tell me the results
It's awesome
Ping me pwease
I open the Room under the name WotB Discord
๐ wanna get on voice chat as well ?
I cant sry
Aw
Voice killing conection xd
๐ ๐
Seems like this is a chat
Ram battle Maus vs KV-5
Not memes
My ign is kcKefk01
Just my observation
@inland summit we make us ready for a mme๐
@sharp shadow the room and is7 are ready :)
@past gulch send an invite to josch002
Rip duck
Rip the AMX 40, you can't equip the rounded turret anymore ;-;

Why the facepalm?


sry for my english
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Gonna be stopped cuz of europeans
Hallo das geht garnicht
TheAsianpanzer(JSW)#5286 has been warned.
Wut
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@livid ravine english my german friend 
Yeah OK
Yes it was
IntoThePit#9184 has been warned.
I am sorry
Y warned?
๐ ๐
900 dmg. That hurt
Alot
Ouch
@blazing root vulgar comment was deleted before you could see it
LOL
anti air op
Draw
ouch
Yes
I can feel it
why would you do something like that
Depending on who the person is
I can feel the pain in that pic
Yeah, true, but the fact is that I never miss a shot with KV 2
Make the bunny a biscuit and we good lol
Reeeeeeeeee
Oh my
The airplane one is awesome, even though it's a repost.
Seems realistic enough, too.
How is MSL 1000 more than AGL though!
Nvmnd
MSL would be sea level.
I bet you guys did not even sign the petition
This meme i found isnt related but if the words are changed it can be relating
Wtf is this
the papa of the kv2
Looks like a thicc German gun on wheels
Looks like a sewer pipe grew wheels, and said I'ma be a tank
wallet warrior
2$
yeah just like a lambo is 10k
I used to be part of the wallet warriors before I even knew what the term meant and before I even purchased a premium tank
now tell me the truth how many thousands of dollars did you spend
Maybe a hundred by today
2$ first try not kidding
i spend 2 dollars also but i did not get anything??
Ammo rack with non prem tank?
Iโve gotten more non premium racks than premium racks
I donโt have pictures funny story: I bought that tank, then sold it, then bought it again, then sold it
Each time because I was raging
good at getting rekted
Teams were horrible
Forgot I was a price of paper and abandoned me
Piece*
Oof ok nj boi
Oooo I forgot about that
I was a stupid weakling back then so I didnโt notice
though I still was better than 90% of others
Itโs just a buffed Nashorn
Yeah I guess
(Up for debate)
(ahem) The Old Gang Mk. II
TOG is better, I think the Waffle tracktor is fantastic
TOG is superior in all ways
But weaker, and shorter
Too short still
I never got the Krupp, Iโm better in high tiers
Great...โ those memes๐
Alright
๐ฅ๐
๐ด ๐ด ๐ซ
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
In closing:
H u n g r y p l e s หห เฅเผผ โ โเฝ โ โเฅเผฝ
Here have some dioxygen Florine
สใฃหฺกหสใฃโโ d e l i c i o u s๐
Nope
Nope...nope.....noooopppppee
what is super bowl
(corner right bottom)
Lol memes at 3am are 2 times funny for some dumb reason
I living in deutschland๐ค
I never seen this kid before
Lol
Hans, ze transmission broke
Xd
NO
Ray_109#9095 has been warned.
OOF
#arsongang
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@polar rose I signed that petition immediately btw, I wasnโt missing out
.modlogs @polar rose
I couldn't mute the user. Make sure the Dyno role has Manage Roles and Manage Channels permissions.
100 for that but 2500 for a ducking soup for crew
Why do they even bother compensating when its 100 credits lmao
and thats why you were muted
<@&481447501690568709> pls help
I think he was just muted again
Waifu Jerry#0872 is already muted.
LMAO edgy meme
Lrl
Iraiko moves fast xD
Yes
ban?
Ban?
lol Raik is fast like sonic
Oh he did it ๐
Sqidji#1562 has been warned.
He probs hasn't
well they will just have to ban him again
Do you think he has an alt ?
Ouch :(
Can I post a world of warships meme?
Fortnite , the most dumb game ever made
Can someone please explain
U see hans
To destroy a tank
Your tank must be an anti tank cannon
Hdnde
No u
Finally the Russians are thinking
And to think it just took them getting sober.....
Destroy In Seconds || WOT Blitz || Episode 1 Players : Jimmy_00 || NuggetsOnBlitz_YouTuber Clan : Green Army [PK_GA] || Nuggets On Blitz [N_O_B] Ammo Rack De...
Oh no we cant
I won't help meme cat
An old one yes
^
American spy in Japanese secret base, 1945 colorized
lol
Memes
We need world of warplanes blitz
I need a new phone
we need war thunder blitz
Guys guys
but it'd be cool but too much space i think
There is a duck in Yamato Harbor, did this happen recently?
Im probably the first guy to see it
It did
Look at this, the dedication to easter eggs
It happened today
Who knew they would add a Duck to Yamato Harbor
Amazing I found it again
@violet swan send me Too
Thanks
stronk tenk
Is it bad that if WG added this I would try to buy it?
@minor heart it's an A7V. Wish they added it
You're welcome. But it didnt have that wheel in front .------.

Woah
the tracks have evolved into thin air
it has evolved to carry the stars and stripes
Use Elbonians instead of real nationalities. ;-)
How does one destroy an Elbonian tank?
By starting the engine.
@abstract steppe noice
What the Brits eat for Breakfast
KV2 is a Communist tank because it shares an equal amount of pain with all
An Elbonian is showing off his tank to a friend.
friend: "So this has three guns."
Elbonian: "Yep. This big one is the main gun, it can penetrate all our own tanks, and most enemy light tanks. It's awesome."
friend: "And is that a machine gun next to the turret?"
Elbonian: "Indeed, that's in case infantry is closing in on us."
friend: "What's the tiny one on the side?"
Elbonian: "That, my friend, is the most important gun of all. It shoots out a white flag in case we need to surrender!"
Deus vult
@eddie what do you mean by that meme
Deus vult
Lol
What does god wish
Nothing
"Queso"
Arty is fair and balanced and prevence camping!
It wouldnt be on blitz maps
You drive Rhm borsig WT and see an Skorpion
Waffeltrรคger auf Ps-4
Pz iv with 15cm
Waffeltraktor auf Pz4
off topic, but the guy in the bottom right acted in Maze Runner
@blazing root no wonder he's so familiar
Yeah
Nazism
Nope
Isn't it a sign of luck if it's not angled? Or was it peace? I don't remember
@still violet did u see milkway galexy pics in net?
milkway galexy is a big nazi
-_-

is it nazism? @still violet
cuz someone use the symbol u cant say its that , g a ys use rainbow is it mean everywhere u see rainbow is g a y

I am offensive and I find this German......
@sharp shadow๐ ๐
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The Luftwaffel has the Best waffles
(The german word fรผr waffle is Waffel)
Thats why i call Waffentrรคger auf Panzer Vier Waffeltrรคger auf panzer Vier
Oof
Classic!

@sharp shadow
How u use custom emotes?
??.
Nani?

Master pls teach me
I will send u those seever
All I have is c&&p emotes like this ๐ค๐ต๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐๐คด๐คง๐ค๐๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ค
Ok
Hold up
Wot
literally unplayable
@sharp shadow send me server too
Wait
@sharp shadow
U said u will send
Didnโt send me.



