blitz-memes

[stone fern]

Waifu Jerry#0872 is already muted.

[polar rose]

Oof

Not Waifu Jerry

[stone fern]

Hogopillis#0686 has been warned.

[polar rose]

I still remember his face

[sharp shadow]

Hello

[vital dock]

True

[sharp shadow]

I agree
Thats true

[stone fern]

Only play with Skill#1272 has been warned.

[violet swan]

@sharp shadow that weirdly works the other way too

[sharp shadow]

Yes indeed @violet swan

[sharp shadow]

Seriously repost are just stupud

[signal fjord]

Yep

[sharp shadow]

Whats the second tank with the blue?

Then why did u repost it? @signal fjord

[signal fjord]

Because why not

[sharp shadow]

🤦

[signal fjord]

👌

[signal fjord]

That's an RU 251

[sharp shadow]

@signal fjord thanks

[glacial raptor]

Poor GC

[wanton smelt]

😂 😂 😂 good stuff HaVoc2254 😂 😂 😂

[reef flame]

@sharp shadow

[flint crag]

Rip

[paper aurora]

I saw a GC yesterday for the first time in ages and thought “the mythical Game Carrier still lives” and proceeded to nuke it in my KV-2

[ornate depot]

Lol

me

[glacial raptor]

I'll keep it in my garage for a little gem

[sharp shadow]

Lol @signal fjord

[cursive sable]

@carmine canopy We can barely see that, also put it in #screenshots

[spark pendant]

it being so blurry is a meme on it's own

[celest cipher]

My friends meme won't load -_-

[tawdry parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435806014722277379/517796502857449473/47006629_253734795322800_4839296607688065024_n.mp4

[open spear]

Thanks <@&481447501690568709> I post the meme and I have a warn, he post the same meme, but with a tog and anybody do anything

I'm so lucky

[rain kayak]

Ouch

Why’d you ping us, exactly?

[open spear]

Because i think that's not right

[spark pendant]

@open spear do you own the meme?

[rain kayak]

This is blitz memes. Blitz related memes allowed. No reference to Blitz, not allowed

[open spear]

A moderator give me a warn for this meme, he repost whith a tog and anybody do anything

@rain kayak but thats sexual reference

[stone fern]

fuzzywarbunny#5730 has been warned.

[inland summit]

Well yeah

It’s a tog 2 shoved inside a girl

Its pretty easy to figure it out

[rain kayak]

Ah. See, I didn’t know the original meme

[open spear]

The original meme

[dull thicket]

LämpLämpLämp

[rain kayak]

Ok. Any further memes with that template, ill delete and warn. Regardless of blitz references

Thank you

[open spear]

Ok

[spark pendant]

<@&481447501690568709> are we aloud to post a meme of a WW2 tank with out a derect reference to blitz or PC

[ornate depot]

@

[reef flame]

Vk.100. 06?¿P

[celest cipher]

This meme was originally made by @north agate

That's the German tech tree in a nutshell

[hallow rune]

Maus is a anime tank ? Kek

[cursive sable]

That's a "kuro mori mine"

Basically a tier 6 Tiger one

[topaz bay]

Yes

[celest cipher]

@hallow rune actually I think a maus made a appearance in the anime we're the kuro is from so technically yes but wg didn't add the anime maus so oof

[hallow rune]

It got reckt by a hetzer

[junior comet]

I want a MAUS on tier 7

[paper aurora]

Now THATS a lot of damage

(Technically penetration but still)

[junior comet]

A maus with canon of 300 mm :V

[hallow rune]

Kv2 spider walker

[paper aurora]

Look how much pen you need to penetrate there, 79 meters of armor to get through

[glacial raptor]

In the anime, the maus was defeated by a hetzer below it, a (japanese tank) on top, then the Pz. 4 shot it from above

[junior comet]

Yeap

[celest cipher]

Lol

[paper aurora]

Oh no we have a weeb

[hallow rune]

And ?

[paper aurora]

And we have a weeb, that’s bad, Japanese culture has reached familiar status with America

[glacial raptor]

sniff

[hallow rune]

Europe

[glacial raptor]

The transforming little tank

[fervent knot]

Yes

[paper aurora]

Superior American Engineering

[glacial raptor]

xd

[celest cipher]

@paper aurora ooof

[celest cipher]

...

[glacial raptor]

Err

[paper aurora]

Excellent tank here, this has to be an event

[hallow rune]

Mean wil in russia

[paper aurora]

Me

[paper aurora]

Always

[junior comet]

Hahhaha

[fervent knot]

Friend me people

[paper aurora]

TOG TIME

[celest cipher]

@fervent knot alrighty

[fervent knot]

meep

[paper aurora]

Get your tog memes our asap

[paper aurora]

Out *

[celest cipher]

If anyone's looking for a clan I put a little bit of info on what my clan is looking for in the #clan-search

[minor heart]

Yes.....just,yes.....

[celest cipher]

This meme was also made by @north agate https://imgflip.com/i/2n4s45

When you witness a TOG II bounce a kv-2 derp shell XD it happened the other day in a battle

[hallow rune]

Pore little Hans

[spark pendant]

I feel you little Hans

[spark pendant]

the Fv 183 is much worse than the kv 2

[hallow rune]

Hans cant have a good day

[spark pendant]

he keeps getting derped like the rest of us

[faint badger]

The one with the KV-2 makes more sense because the Germans had to go against the KV-2. It be better with Ivan or something because the British literally designed the DeathStar to be a IS tank killer

[hallow rune]

Poor Boris

[opaque comet]

🤠

[past gulch]

The one with the KV-2 makes more Sans because the Germans had to go against the KV-2. It be better with Ivan or something because the British literally designed the DeathStar to be a IS tank killer

[tacit fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/427159229535748097/504744776025899018/unknown.png?width=473&height=474

[sharp shadow]

Take your weebness somewhere else

[proud vault]

Exactly

[proud vault]

Ok…nobody was calling you out for reposting…

[topaz bay]

The Typical ELC Driver

[proud vault]

Once in the ELC I hit a kill shot while in the air. Sadly the screenshot was to late and I didn’t want to go back through the replay so this is good enough I think

It wasn’t a kill steal though. Nobody around could have done it for another couple seconds

[young dagger]

I jumped over a kv 2 and got derped once

[proud vault]

Lmao nice

[young dagger]

Replays didnt exist then

[young dagger]

Otherwise i wouldve had a recording to show

[gusty mortar]

Idk wata hek is this but i mad it :/

[cursive sable]

I'm taking that (this is supposed to be in all caps but the bot yote on me)

I like it though, that's heckin awesome

[gusty mortar]

:D

[cursive sable]

I like making tanks n stuff out of legos too

[gusty mortar]

Yeah is very cool

This have the crew inside

[cursive sable]

I made one recently that looks like a weird version of an AMX 50 B or T 57

[gusty mortar]

3 members crew

[cursive sable]

I'm bad at making stuff that can have crew inside

[gusty mortar]

Im training for years

[cursive sable]

I pretend all my stuff is like giant RC tanks and ships

[gusty mortar]

Cool

[cursive sable]

I've also made a missile cruiser and a pocket-battleship

[gusty mortar]

Wow

I hav mad havyes 2 td and 1 arty

[cursive sable]

Though I can make stuff without roofs for minifigures, I've made a jetski and some other stuff for a mini Seal-team 6

[gusty mortar]

Wow thats cool

This is my first tank that its small

[cursive sable]

I also made helo from a kit and converted it into an attack helo by replacing all the fictional weapons with small rockets and stuff

[gusty mortar]

All the others look lika a m4a3

Lol

[cursive sable]

My pocket battleship has a turret that was made for a tank on it

[gusty mortar]

Lol

The problem is that i have to destroy a tank to make a new i dont have engought pieces

[cursive sable]

I only have 2 sets of tracks, one is on my Amx 50 b, and the other is on a light tankette

[gusty mortar]

I use weels lol

Lego with traks here is 2 much money

[cursive sable]

I could make stuff with wheels instead of tracks

[proud vault]

Can I see a pick of the 50b?

[cursive sable]

I'm kinda busy

[proud vault]

Pic*

[cursive sable]

It's more like a combination of an amx 50 b and a t57 and some other stuff

[proud vault]

Impressive…most impressive

[gusty mortar]

I like to scale my tanks and see how it wold be on real scale

[cursive sable]

I can't make a non-oscillating turret with an elevating gun

It just doesn't work

[gusty mortar]

Its 2 hard

[cursive sable]

I scale my stuff according to the size of the tracks/wheels I have on hand

[gusty mortar]

One time i used a pen to make the tank gun

[cursive sable]

Nice

[gusty mortar]

I scale according the size of lego persons

[cursive sable]

I also scale according to weapons I make

[gusty mortar]

1mm=40mm ( in my scale)

[cursive sable]

Nice

[topaz bay]

1/40 Scale?

[gusty mortar]

Nop

1mm in "lego world" =40mm in real world

[cursive sable]

Yeah

[topaz bay]

You just contradicted yourself Facepaw

[cursive sable]

No

[topaz bay]

1mm/40mm is 1/40.

[gusty mortar]

:/

[cursive sable]

Hmmmmmmm

[gusty mortar]

Srry im tired

[topaz bay]

It's Ok

[gusty mortar]

Mid night over here lol

[topaz bay]

hawaii?

[cursive sable]

It's 9:02 here in EST time

[topaz bay]

No..

[gusty mortar]

Brazil :/

[young dagger]

Its 3:03 pm over here

[topaz bay]

I got my timezones mixed up, yeah

[gusty mortar]

I wana move to canada

[cursive sable]

Same dude

[topaz bay]

I'm from Minnesota, The most Canadian State in the USA

[cursive sable]

Boi

[gusty mortar]

Brazil have 2 much corruption

[young dagger]

Come to NZ

[cursive sable]

Maine is the most Canadian state

[topaz bay]

Maine Is Close, But Minnesota beats it

[cursive sable]

Maine has more border with Canada than it does with the US

[topaz bay]

It also has more borders with water than the USA

[sharp shadow]

._.

[topaz bay]

Your logic then dictates maine is the most "Atlantic" state

[gusty mortar]

Lol

[cursive sable]

Welp

[sharp shadow]

(Grabs popcorn to watch intelligent argument)

[gusty mortar]

Brazil have some beatifulls beachs

[cursive sable]

We have Canadian lobster boats soooo

[young dagger]

NZ has trees

[cursive sable]

We are Canucks

[topaz bay]

What is the state tree of North Dakota?

[cursive sable]

Idk

[sharp shadow]

Oh

[topaz bay]

The Telephone Pole

[sharp shadow]

._.

[young dagger]

NZ is also an island

[cursive sable]

The state tree of Maine was commonly used as masts for sailboats

[gusty mortar]

Im just existing here lol

[cursive sable]

Lol

[topaz bay]

I'm going to go do a do

[cursive sable]

Ok

[gusty mortar]

Ok

[cursive sable]

Lol everyone understands

[gusty mortar]

Baking to tanks
I put a derp 160mm gun on my tank lol

[cursive sable]

Oh wow

[gusty mortar]

Its like a tier 10 kv2

[cursive sable]

Wow

[gusty mortar]

It realy wont work on real life lol

[cursive sable]

Yeah

[gusty mortar]

An no tripulation turret with 160mm :/

[cursive sable]

Boi no

[gusty mortar]

Lmao dont do that

[topaz bay]

I have no idea why I'm even in this channel

[manic canopy]

Pull the triggered lmao

[gusty mortar]

Me 2

[cursive sable]

No

Don't pull the trigger

[young dagger]

YES

Jk

[topaz bay]

Why dont you want me to die?

[gusty mortar]

Loooooo

[cursive sable]

@topaz bay Don't die my dude

[topaz bay]

Has the world stopped hating furries for once?

[cursive sable]

No, but still don't die

[young dagger]

No

[gusty mortar]

Pull the trigger on furryes :D

[cursive sable]

Nooooo

Just pet furries xD

[manic canopy]

Yeah furries suck

[topaz bay]

I will gently paw at your face until you like furries

[gusty mortar]

Lmao

[cursive sable]

I might not like furries, but I will defend to death your right to be one.

[manic canopy]

Reeeeeeeeeeee

[gusty mortar]

Im jk i dont like murders

[topaz bay]

Good job T7 Car

[gusty mortar]

I will slee0 bye

[cursive sable]

Same with gays and LGBTQ+ and anything except rascists

[manic canopy]

Lol

[cursive sable]

G'night walter

[gusty mortar]

Thx 4 u2

[topaz bay]

I honestly Don't see why the world hates us so much (I'm tired and forgot that word)

[cursive sable]

?

I don't see

[topaz bay]

were not nearly as terrible. I know many other subcultures that are worse

[cursive sable]

I still don't see it

[topaz bay]

?

[cursive sable]

I don't see how/why everyone hates furries

[topaz bay]

Fixed

Am tired

[cursive sable]

Ok

[sharp shadow]

@cursive sable they feel it’s wrong and an abomination the same way some people still feel about gay marriage people have narrow minds and don’t want to accept change/ certain things

[cursive sable]

Makes sense

[manic canopy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223032899270737920/517884920488525834/Initialdfansbelike_2a04ea_6838627.png

[sharp shadow]

Small judgemental world we live in these days sadly

[proud vault]

Anywho, can this channel go back to being memes instead of semi political semi depressing stuff or whatever is going on here. I really don’t know

[topaz bay]

Back to memes

[sharp shadow]

We’re all out of world of tanks blitz only memes lmao

[manic canopy]

Yeah

[sharp shadow]

Plus the memes repeat a lot ._. But anyways

[cursive sable]

What is that tank anyway?

[proud vault]

Then let’s overthrow the server so we can post non blitz related memes

[topaz bay]

Until we get out accs banned by wg

[sharp shadow]

@proud vault we tried most of us were muted or banned

[opaque comet]

Wth

[proud vault]

Hmm. Just put a tog in the lower left hand corner of every meme. Then it’s technically blitz related

[manic canopy]

@cursive sable T-90A

[opaque comet]

thinks

[cursive sable]

Ok thx

[manic canopy]

Is that k-on?

[opaque comet]

Y it has no cage armor Dx

[sharp shadow]

Ammo that is genius

[proud vault]

I know

[cursive sable]

It (the T-90A) looks like a weird T49 lol

[sharp shadow]

I feel like a mad scientist now while adding togs to my memes

[manic canopy]

It's a modern tank

Still in service with the russian military

[cursive sable]

I was just talking about the pic in this chat

[proud vault]

I’ve had an even better idea. Put bushka’s shiny dome in the corner of each meme

[cursive sable]

Nah

Do tog cuz it's more memey

[proud vault]

https://www.tenor.co/uQj1.gif

[opaque comet]

I wonder if Russians modern tank are still well armored then the modern US Tanks

[manic canopy]

A b r a m s

[cursive sable]

T-14 Armata

[manic canopy]

o i l

[cursive sable]

D e l e t

[manic canopy]

• the US's reaction when they see oil

[manic canopy]

Y e s

[terse cargo]

anigay

[proud vault]

Banigay

[manic canopy]

Hen...

[proud vault]

Banime and Anigay mixed together

[terse cargo]

the ultimate form

[cursive sable]

@proud vault This is kinda what my Amx 50b looks like

[proud vault]

Noted

[terse cargo]

youd probably think that too

[manic canopy]

Uhhhhh

The kranvagn was based on the amx 50

[cursive sable]

Ok...

[topaz bay]

That is hard to look at

[pseudo cliff]

@plush maple What tank were you in?

[plush maple]

I forgot

[pseudo cliff]

Oh I see

You were in an M7, most likely stock as the 75mm gun I believe can pen the M8A1 easily

[plush maple]

I was in a m7 I didn’t realize

[pseudo cliff]

Top left, the orange bar shows your tank

[plush maple]

Oh

I thought it only saw your tier

[pseudo cliff]

Oh, new to the game huh?

[plush maple]

Yes a little bit

[pseudo cliff]

Alright, then welcome!

[plush maple]

Thank u

[dreamy agate]

M7=load gold because it's flat our better now. More damage and pen because why not

[plush maple]

Hahaha

[timid agate]

If tanks had honest slogans, what would they be? by Frank Zhang https://www.quora.com/If-tanks-had-honest-slogans-what-would-they-be/answer/Frank-Zhang-278?ch=3&share=011cbc18&srid=hTpsc

[plush maple]

@dont get to carried a way with other tanks

[plush maple]

This is a garbage truck that doesn’t pick up the trash

[pine badge]

No that's the trash

[plush maple]

Ha

[topaz bay]

Vindicator

Two One Ammo type. HEAT

[pine badge]

It also has HE

[topaz bay]

I'm pretty sure it only has Regular HEAT and gold HEAT

[pine badge]

Hope It has HEAT and HE

[topaz bay]

According to when I played it last

Tf?

My last message got deleted the moment it went up

[tacit mural]

Picked up the trash Last night @plush maple

[topaz bay]

I bet you used HEAT

And nothing but HEAT

[sharp shadow]

Ikkkkk

[magic orchid]

is that mr. Potato in human form

[tacit mural]

@topaz bay actually I used almost all HE 😂

[eternal mango]

@magic orchid I thought mr potato was already a human

[obsidian grove]

Russian tanks be like

[sharp shadow]

🤔

[magic orchid]

@eternal mango Maybe, just maybe

[stone fern]

Ammo (AAA)#6512 has been warned.

Christmas panzerjäger#5489 has been warned.

[past gulch]

Bruh

[magic orchid]

i want BlitzBot banned ..... Jk he is a big bot 😉

[uneven storm]

ho about do this?

[ember nymph]

Mehm

Sry

[uneven storm]

naaah

[ember nymph]

You need two minutes to write "naaah" 😁

[uneven storm]

naaah

[magic orchid]

get rekt

[sharp shadow]

I had only 1 thing to say 😎 😎

[woven lichen]

yesterday, i went plat with my clan friend, at one battle, our team lose, that schwarzer saying " u all nub", when i want to mesage him, im surprised that he's pro player(64,30% WR) ._.

about 60s% WR

[digital plaza]

and...?

[woven lichen]

im afraid to mesage him ;-;

[digital plaza]

because...?

[woven lichen]

im nub ._.

[sharp shadow]

Him doing only 500 damage is not necessarly his fault, if the rest of the team played bad it’s acceptable to do such damage, i can’t count how many times I did less then 1k damage just because I took an agressive spot for the team and they still camped in spawn

[woven lichen]

it was the team

[sharp shadow]

So don’t message him if he is right ahah

[woven lichen]

you right ._.

i shouldn't mesage him

well i didn't mesage him

[boreal prawn]

Like it

[past gulch]

Nice camo

Add this camo to Blitz, WG

[boreal prawn]

😂 👌

[cloud sparrow]

@woven lichen and by the looks of that t29 he’s also a unicum

[valid adder]

Tips perfectness level 100.

[glacial raptor]

Perfect timing

[mellow zenith]

Wut

[glacial raptor]

Three tier IV's and he's bottom tier.

[valid adder]

I have an idea

Another tips perfectness level 100

[proud vault]

Look, if you guys want us to only post blitz related memes then you’re going to have to be less picky. We have already run out of original content and you guys being so picky doesn’t help at all

[polar rose]

Ikr

[uneven storm]

is this count?

[proud vault]

To violent

Also how are star spangled ding dongs a sexual reference…with a box of literal star spangled ding dongs

[valid adder]

How about we change the Lorraine to KV-1 and the E-50M to KV-2?

[uneven storm]

how about change your kv1 to SU-100Y and your KV-2 to SU-152

[valid adder]

Affirmative

[grizzled tendon]

This happen when KV-2 hits pz.IV

Kaboom

[valid adder]

When you use pz.IV and you got ammo racked by kv2 :v

[grizzled tendon]

All spare parts out!!

[humble apex]

Looks a Bit like Grille

[grizzled tendon]

Maybe the crew says "we're done for everyone get out" if they manage to survive 😂

[humble apex]

They go in the Garage and come back with Tiger :)

[grizzled tendon]

Hahaha lol

But KV-2 ammo rack TIGER

[valid adder]

Go back Whit MAUS :v

[humble apex]

They can 1 shot something but i Never get an Ammoreck?!

[grizzled tendon]

It means tiger never met IS family

[valid adder]

France

[humble apex]

XD

[rain zodiac]

Something stuck

[grizzled tendon]

Tank related only please

[sharp shadow]

Wat de hek

[edgy portal]

Those are either models or mini tanks used to find mines and such.

[grizzled tendon]

It's a full of explosive , then go to enemy front line then kaboom

[sharp shadow]

It was supposed to go under tanks then explode

[humble apex]

😂

[sharp shadow]

As a baguette I feel insulted. 🥖🥖🥖

[wicked lintel]

Yep. Enough free french bashing

[sinful estuary]

Theres never enough

[ornate depot]

Repost, I know, but still funny af

[sharp shadow]

Sacrebleu!

[hallow rune]

Fake Russia has few men

And no commissar shooting their men

[sharp shadow]

Where is Finland

The USA one is pretty much realistic

[hallow rune]

Russians running away of Finland

[ornate depot]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

*doing peace treaty after getting hold for 6 years

[ornate depot]

XD

[sharp shadow]

Loool

[hallow rune]

Then get pushed by Leningrad

[ornate depot]

And that’s why I want to join usaf

[sharp shadow]

seeing clans named USAF in WoT/WoWs be like facepalm

[hallow rune]

Are they carrying their on bag ? How rude

[spark pendant]

@ornate depot

[ornate depot]

Yeh lol

[frosty smelt]

lol

[frosty smelt]

what do you call a marine withh a IQ of 150?

[ornate depot]

Idk, what do you call a marine with an IQ of 150

[frosty smelt]

a battilion

[ornate depot]

Heheh

[ornate depot]

We aren’t Care Bears

We are spongebob

[spark pendant]

lol

[ornate depot]

That face doe XD

[frosty smelt]

lol

[ornate depot]

Lol

[rain zodiac]

Xd

[gusty mortar]

My phone bugged and sell is7 by it self

[frosty smelt]

oh that sucks

[gusty mortar]

Lol

[frosty smelt]

these are so good

[spark pendant]

@ornate depot

[ornate depot]

I like ice cream.

[ornate depot]

and nap time

[frosty smelt]

sorry i cant help myself

[ornate depot]

@spark pendant @frosty smelt how long we gonna do this XD

[frosty smelt]

i have no idea

[spark pendant]

until one of us dies

[frosty smelt]

most likely all day

[ornate depot]

Lol

[frosty smelt]

well back to work then!!

[ornate depot]

Haha, I need to finish my algebra exam xD

[pastel drum]

why is everything suddenly about the airforce?

[ornate depot]

Your opinion is irrelevant

[frosty smelt]

lol

[ornate depot]

Tell me this isn’t awesome

[pastel drum]

it isnt awsome

[ornate depot]

I’m sorry, I had to
It’s too ez XD

[spark pendant]

mines better

[pastel drum]

told you ! XD lol jk

[ornate depot]

Die a Brrrrrrt death

[ornate depot]

That must be u

[unreal linden]

XD

[ornate depot]

Lol

Wososh

[ornate depot]

Hahaha, true

[spark pendant]

@frosty smelt that is true we are all better than the puddle pirates

[ornate depot]

Went from Blitz to USAF/USMC and now to USCG

[frosty smelt]

lol

[ornate depot]

XD

[uneven bay]

Where are y’all finding these

[ornate depot]

Google

[frosty smelt]

same

[ornate depot]

lol

[uneven bay]

Do y’all just type in navy memes

[spark pendant]

I type military memes

[uneven bay]

Lol

[ornate depot]

lol

Also, I’m a pretty good shot w any gun/rifle you give me XD

[agile slate]

when you see a KV-2 aiming at you

[sharp shadow]

Lol

[ornate depot]

Lol

[agile slate]

also can someone tell me the high roll for KV-2 shells

[ornate depot]

Yesssss

Oh, it’s 1200

[deft badger]

Y u m

[sharp shadow]

Not like 1250?
I heard it could one shot Chi-Ri

[ornate depot]

Maybe, it’s 12sometjong lol

[agile slate]

so it can just one shot almost all tier 6s lol

[deft badger]

If you’re lucky

[ornate depot]

Ja
That’s why I love it

Shoot side of turret, or side of chassis

[agile slate]

KV-2 once oneshotted my t-34-85 on 990 hp

[agile slate]

lol

[ornate depot]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

Ok it’s 1200 it can one shot a stick Chi-Ru

[ornate depot]

XD

Yeah, In the front turret I think

[frosty smelt]

these just keep getting better and better

[agile slate]

1200
that can really destroy a Tiger 1 quickly

[ornate depot]

Yes, KV2 is amazing, now let’s meme

[frosty smelt]

yes please

[ornate depot]

XD

[frosty smelt]

thats the point of this channel

[wanton smelt]

these US army memes are too good XD

[frosty smelt]

LOL

[spark pendant]

lol

[ornate depot]

When mods come back and get mad because we not mentioning blitz at all XD

[spark pendant]

i feel like that will happen soon

[polar junco]

Omg sniper that is perfect

[spark pendant]

we are all going to get banned @ornate depot

[ornate depot]

XD

[sharp shadow]

There blitz has been mentioned

[ornate depot]

Hahaha, yay

[spark pendant]

thanks wasd

[sharp shadow]

Also that's my pfp

[ornate depot]

Still, people will have fun reading this XD

[edgy portal]

That can be applied to a KV-2 hiding around the corner you just rounded >_<

[ornate depot]

XD

[spark pendant]

I dont know why they had to change this to blitz memes

[ornate depot]

IKR?
At least make one for other memes

[frosty smelt]

i know thats not very nice

[ornate depot]

The #off-topic-discussion has too many conversations

[reef flame]

😂

[stone fern]

wasd#4771 was muted

[edgy portal]

What's the difference between a KV-2 and a nuke?

[spark pendant]

why was wasd muted

[edgy portal]

🤷
But the diff between a KV-2 and a nuke is one is the ammo the other is the weapon >.0

[white grove]

@all

[tidal stump]

8

[sacred basin]

@proud mist i dont get it

[sharp shadow]

HI

@stone fern

[cursive sable]

Blitzbot is a bot, and it's doesn't respond to you @sharp shadow

[slow sphinx]

Lol

[fathom jackal]

that’s SOOOOOO OLD

[plucky berry]

Nice

[sharp shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516060016785227786/518163980066226187/114tq9033z021.png

[hallow rune]

🤔 no

[cursive sable]

Lol

[hallow rune]

🤔 milk truck

[cursive sable]

With a 152mm milk launcher lol

[hallow rune]

Its shots cows instead of milk

[cursive sable]

It shoots milk bottles at ppl who don't like cows

[hallow rune]

Na just HE shell

[cursive sable]

But milk is HE

[hallow rune]

No its nuclear potatoes

[cursive sable]

🤔

[hallow rune]

Su100y fires vodka bottles

[young dagger]

And the toaster launches burnt toast

[frosty smelt]

and the crowd goes wild

[brave lintel]

I made this meme dont steal it

[wooden turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018843338604544/518170872209473563/meme-1.png

[hallow rune]

Well that was quick

[edgy portal]

I like that KV-2 / SP 1 C meme >_<

[hallow rune]

Its not a sp 1 c

[young dagger]

SP I C

The spicy boi

[hallow rune]

Its the vk turret

[young dagger]

Its a spicy boi

[hallow rune]

🤔

[edgy portal]

@hallow rune Looks like the SP 1 C to me.....

[hallow rune]

Its has the tier 6 light vk turret

[young dagger]

The vk 28?

[hallow rune]

Y

Is this the new tank whit hetzer hull ? On pic

[young dagger]

Wait the krupp?

[hallow rune]

Ouch it broke again

[young dagger]

It might be the krupp

[hallow rune]

It has that left pece of metal

[young dagger]

Yeah

And its smaller than the vk28

[runic crystal]

it is a Ferdinand?

[hallow rune]

But it has 80 mm of armor

@runic crystaly

[fervent knot]

The SP I C has 10

[hallow rune]

Its a new tank

[runic crystal]

nani

[young dagger]

The top one here

[hallow rune]

Yea hetzer hull vk turret

[young dagger]

It must be the krupp

[inland summit]

@young dagger any reason to post that 3 times?

[young dagger]

Laziness?

[hallow rune]

Chekinhg the pic better

[young dagger]

Looking at the top tank

So people dont have to scroll up to join our convorsation

[inland summit]

The Krupp 38D is something you can look at in your garage...

[young dagger]

I cant

[hallow rune]

I don't have it XD

[inland summit]

You can

Click missions

[young dagger]

Im on my phone which doesnt have blitz

[inland summit]

Click the check mark

Scroll down

Magic

You can see every tank within the game that way

The more you know

[young dagger]

Huh

[hallow rune]

We are on phone

[young dagger]

Well ill test it when i get on my pc

That was rude @proud mist

[inland summit]

It doesn’t matter if you’re on a phone...🤦🏼‍♂️

[young dagger]

I dont havve blitz on my phonr

Yeah but it doesnt need to insult peoplr

[hallow rune]

But my phone is from 2010 no way blitz gona run here

[young dagger]

I dont even have enough storage for blitz

Yeah, but your calling me retarded

[inland summit]

He said no such thing

I think we are done here

[young dagger]

Im making assumption just like you did

[lavish basin]

calm down lmaoo

[inland summit]

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me

I said we are done here

I meant it

Move on

[young dagger]

Ok

[hallow rune]

Well this is meme chat kek

[inland summit]

The three of you are making yourself into memes

[lavish basin]

this argument is a meme

[inland summit]

Do I have to mute you?

[hallow rune]

Me too ?way

[lavish basin]

A dead meme

[hallow rune]

Oof

[lavish basin]

Just a random thing I found out but the t69 and t54e1 have extremely fast aim times. . .

like kachow quick

[hallow rune]

Faster than french?

[young dagger]

You need to aim in french tanks?!?!?

[digital plaza]

Faster aim than the wz-121?👀

[lavish basin]

Yeah

[young dagger]

Faster aim than r.otsu

[digital plaza]

Less than 2 sec?

[lavish basin]

It's like 1.09 seconds. . .

[runic crystal]

oof

[lavish basin]

for t69 with enhanced gun laying drive it's 1.04 seconds

hahah too bad that meme will never happen ;v;

[hallow rune]

It happened alot of patches ago

[lavish basin]

Yeah I was there, been here since 2014

[hallow rune]

Tier x that time wear beasts

[lavish basin]

Wargaming used to like do cool events with us, like platooning with randoms and giving gold or premium tanks, me and my brother got our american t34's from a dev platoon, he was kind enough to platoon with me after my brother asked him to

Friendly fire was a thing in normal battles, and so was the global chat

[hallow rune]

I entered 2015 because it was only Applestore for a year

[young dagger]

Friendly fire would finally teach people not to get in the way of tds

[runic crystal]

or KV2s

[hallow rune]

I had to w8 for it to get apstore

[young dagger]

Any russian tank really

[runic crystal]

true

[lavish basin]

I remember when we could platoon tier x's with tier 1's ahahahha

[runic crystal]

with ff, I think I would damage my team more than the enemy with my Tiger

you could do that? @lavish basin

[lavish basin]

Yeah back in the day, you could platoon a e100 with a ms-1 XD

[runic crystal]

wow your old

uh oh

[hallow rune]

Do you remember the old desert map

[lavish basin]

Yup, giant freaking hills, actually on a lot of maps

It was awesome

[hallow rune]

I miss the hills

[spark pendant]

great sniping spots

[hallow rune]

Yea td had better spote and they could get flacked

[lavish basin]

One of my greatest blitz moments that I still cherish today was all 7 of us on Fall's Creek, going for the cap at the factory, and we capped to 100 before the enemy could come to us because they were all at the bridge

now im getting too nostalgic ;c;

[young dagger]

Ooo

[hallow rune]

I remember killing a is7 whit my is3 good days

And going up hill on the fall creek on the North spawn and snipe tanks from their

Before they closed it

[lavish basin]

I remember when people didn't get mad every game and they didn't need to do
">>>>>>> RIGHT RIGHT >>>>>>>"
and everyone just like knew where to go without any of that

[hallow rune]

Now a days its only one side all its get boring

[lavish basin]

yeah, the META has changed, so have the players, they've adapted a more PC-player mindset imo

[hallow rune]

No more kill meds fast will some stall heavys

[hallow rune]

Is their oil?

[spark pendant]

the winner gets the oil

[vital dock]

USA entered the chat

[hallow rune]

👀

No plz we already have freedom

[spark pendant]

you can never have to much Freedom

[vital dock]

U can 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

More freedom is Communism

[hallow rune]

Uuuurrrrraaaaa capitalist pigs

[ashen depot]

XD

[hallow rune]

See how to make Americas run to their bunkers

[polar rose]

seems right to me

[hallow rune]

Hello comrades

[proud vault]

I just had a question…If you aren’t supposed to sign up for a blitz account till your 13 why do we need to censor for 5 year olds?

[calm iris]

because they know nobody is going to follow that rule

[polar rose]

S0cIaL DARwiNiSm

[glacial raptor]

The heck

[hallow rune]

Tiger lost internet connection

[sharp shadow]

whaat b-c 25 t can fly why my su 100 not :(

[sharp shadow]

Because the French developed new tech to run away faster

[spark pendant]

lmao

[hushed oar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/374021585171906561/518215777858355327/dab_for_the_kaiser_1.mp4

dabs in german

[clever grail]

Humm

[safe holly]

Dab for the kaiser

[stone fern]

Iyazz123#4320 has been warned.

Iyazz123#4320 has been warned.

[clever grail]

👌

[safe holly]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/274761428605468672/518201946037813256/MH_Dodogama_huehuehue.gif

[digital mesa]

Blitz memes only!!

Rules are rules guys

[clever grail]

Okey

[hushed oar]

[cloud sparrow]

Meme review kowalski analysis

[digital mesa]

Lol so true

[hushed oar]

[cloud sparrow]

What type oft

[clever grail]

Rest in spaghetti mad games

[digital mesa]

Yup RIP, until next time

[cloud sparrow]

Rip happy wheels

[digital mesa]

I'm sure we will see it again

[clever grail]

I hope

[safe holly]

Fun fact: that e3 was me

[clever grail]

It's fun getting to that s3cret spot on oasis palms

Especially when it's you and your toon mate =/

[cloud sparrow]

I enjoyed mad games it was laggy tho

[clever grail]

Fun fact, I was behind him

[cloud sparrow]

Fun fact I was the is7

[clever grail]

So u died, good to know

[cloud sparrow]

No I wasn't the is

What server even is it

[clever grail]

European

[cloud sparrow]

Fv183 vs the world

[hushed oar]

[pine badge]

Thats a big hand that can count to 14

We need that camo for the amx40

[warm solar]

they nerfed it bad though 😢

it's armour and loading speed got reduced

[young owl]

Xd

[rapid meadow]

A X

[inland summit]

@young owl LOL

[young owl]

@inland summitthanks

[lethal plover]

[eternal mango]

Countdown battles? BANNED

[blissful tiger]

I did a thing lol

[glacial raptor]

xd

[young owl]

Xd

[polar rose]

Almost Dday

[inland summit]

If you could not

That’d be great

[sharp shadow]

Replace that with Bushkas face and we have ourselves a golden meme

[inland summit]

No

[sharp shadow]

Just because you're not a dreamer lol @inland summit

[inland summit]

I have respect for my friends

[sharp shadow]

Ah fair enough aha

[polar rose]

Lmao jokes on you I have no friends

[green ibex]

Is that something to be proud of? 🤔

[inland summit]

It’s kind of an achievement

[green ibex]

Maybe. 🙃

[inland summit]

You’ve made everyone you’ve ever met not like you

Well played

You have to try to do that

Lots of hard work there

[green ibex]

😂 Sure I would. Someday.

[polar rose]

Only if it means that I am immune to all social diseases

[sharp shadow]

So ya know that thing I just sent? Here's another one.....and the original...

Like happened just now for the T34 one

CURSD, then RUS

[green ibex]

Feels bad. But welcome to tier 8. I guess...

[cerulean dagger]

OOF

[uneven storm]

@sharp shadow what?

[sharp shadow]

@sharp shadow

[grizzled tendon]

There's a guys which been AFK in the entire battle and his XP rip off the other players XP who fought

The AC IV Sentinel

[drifting ferry]

Pen this pls

[lavish basin]

MS-1 walks in

[orchid sparrow]

AMX-40 became Hs.129 B-3
Me: 😑

[woven lichen]

VK 100 01 is like big duck 😉

but i still like the AMX 40

[loud mortar]

Quak

Indeed i am

I have evolved

[woven lichen]

oh wow

[loud mortar]

Lol

[cloud sparrow]

U have evolved into a German duck

[obsidian grove]

This is what the Rhm basically is

[sharp shadow]

Looks like Finnish AT guns on skis during WW2

[loud mortar]

Sie Quack

[maiden scaffold]

Lahti L39, yeah. It does remind you of it.

https://www.forgottenweapons.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Screen-Shot-2016-09-05-at-9.39.55-AM.png

[valid adder]

Quack

[past gulch]

Nice try M8s

[past gulch]

He tryed to escape. But whitout track you cant drive😂 👌

[mortal meadow]

Lol

[manic kelp]

bug ingame i still didn t recover my tank and battle details

[past gulch]

And?

[manic kelp]

battle finished already won

[past gulch]

Use su

[manic kelp]

ok

[past gulch]

Derp enemys

Give enemys nukes

[past gulch]

Today 3 players call me noob

'Cause i only make 350 dmg in at7

[hallow rune]

🤔 did you even had shots?

Or they were on the other side of the map?

Mobility is crap

[past gulch]

Sorry team. I call 2 minutes for help. My team: 5 mates follow the red Kv1s, One mate die in dessert Me: fight again 3 meds and dies

and nobody help

[hallow rune]

normal day of blitz:/

[past gulch]

[past gulch]

dont mind me
I have just skills

[past gulch]

🤔

[hallow rune]

You mean AMX 40

[past gulch]

Yes tiger (1) killed the Duck

[steep hollow]

Poor amx

[hallow rune]

[past gulch]

I try to get FV

[past gulch]

At7 is not so bad like at8

[steep hollow]

At8 is oversized garbage bin with pounder gun