#blitz-memes
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he's like 76 and he wants to be 20 years younger, because he feels discriminated against when finding a job

so he's trying to legally get his age changed
Wow
I did not know people do that
Thats not a blitz meme👌
Is this safe?
ahaha very true, @past gulch
Why did it appear sidewards again?
I'm not really sure what I'm seeing o.o
A drone with an infantry bayonet attached to it

Just joking😂 every meme is welcome 
bacon 😍
Now you are .asking me hungry
Yummy
@sharp rivet i see🤔 u watch life of boris... 🤔 🤔
anyhow, check pinned messages to see what's allowed or not =)
I stumbled upon it
Where
Come on, i love Stalin memes...
me too =(
Me three
I don't make the rules - I just enforce them
That's deep AF 
9/11 memes banned too, right?
@sharp shadow yes
Is this a political meme? Outcomes of invading Russia?
Political?
Choose one option
@sharp shadow i think not
Germany❤
But not gonna post it, cuz u will steal
I was listening to my parents talk, and they caught my older brother doing drugs
guys, the channel is called -blitz- memes for a reason 😂
Ok.-.
its friendly smiling flower
playing WoTB
and flowey Is a KV2 driver
Lol
no need vr
no need full body tracking
experience yourself in the main battlefield
Lol
'plays planes sound effects'
bigger
Pure engineering but fails during combat 
That tank was pretty useful if i recall
Wana hear a sad story?
Yes
Hans, ze transmission broke

types in chat
If you understand this 

wew
Blitz memes only guys
Im sure it IS nsfw
응디응디
@sharp rivet that tank is a Skink. Not a T6 but a Ram with 40 Polsten guns
VALENTINÈ#5146 has been warned.
how on earth can you ask them to post tank memes only and then let that one slide?
useless, @charred vale @digital mesa 😂
If you want blitz memes only in here, then can you make one for other memes?
Yea, I agree. Because if it only blitz memes I am going to see the same 5 stupid pictures just reposted
No cause I just made that one
Lol
@digital mesa the one posted right before you asked 😂
🤔
Meadsy is up lol
This should be in the game.
...
lol
One message removed from a suspended account.
Lol
Very much lol
😂 👌
👌
meme successfully stolen
They did surgery on a grape
Can you heckin NOT
The tortoise Is cancer
@slow sphinx it actually isn’t, I manage to get a mastery in the tank plus the dpm is one of the best in the game
One message removed from a suspended account.
M o r e m e m e s
Reposting licence doesn’t count. Reposts are annoying and a meme isn’t funny anymore when it’s reposted 362769499013948484029 times
It was the 1st repost
Still annoying
satisfaction lvl: 99%
Wth
Lol, I n t e r e s t i n g
No u
No u
The butterfly is the prophet
How many times has that been reposted by now, I’ve seen it at least 5 times, and I skipped over a 1000+ message long section before because I was too tired
lol
lol
@sharp shadow to jest stare
(That's old)
Lol
@open spear u have only 3 vehicles in garage?
@reef flame yeah
Gąsior to że się spotykamy na innym serwerze niż Squbiego to nie jest powód do udawania kogoś innego i spamowania "lol"ami
engrish pl0x
😏
Yea, use english here
That's kind of private message
😜
Lol
A Ty Gąsior nie bądź taki mądry
What you want?
😂
Um....not all of us speak nazi German fluently
No offence meant sir @reef flame
Panzerkampfwagen vier ausführung H
That's Polish guy ;)
U2
Lol
Landkreuzer 1000 Ratte, 1500 Monster
Imagine if they had a game mode:
Nuke Launchers VS P.1000 Ratte
But The German names are The hardest to spell, that's what i can say
@edgy portal imagine Gustav (traingun caliber 800mm) in blitz
Imagine the P. 1000 Ratte in Blitz >_<
Im a native german and ive to say its very funny when i hear people trying to prounce Mäuschen 😂
Don't most people say Mou-se-sch-ean?
Mojssien (another Polish spelling)
@sinful estuary Vierkopfzerknalltreibling
How do i feel after grinding pz IV to mäuschen in few days after update
I still do not have vk3001p
Schokoladennikolauseinpackpapier @sharp shadow
This is how i finally managed to force my self get IS-7
@sinful estuary Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsangestellter
@sharp shadow rare to see women in wotb
And she is a pretty good one 😉
Lxn players are but i hope she isnt one of toxic lxn players like most i see in battles
xD
These memes are really good
ThePenetratorDude is a really toxic one 😂
What tier X tank should i get next i have all soviets, E100, leo1, grill15, wz113, fv215b 183, t57 & all french tanks already
Maus maybe?
Obviously you need chieftain mk6
Or VK 72.01 K
Wallets for the win
Vk is weak and have no use in clan wars
Id go for maus
But maus maybe i already have t9 version of it
@cloud canyon But Maus is often used in Clanwars.
Oh yes
Ayy
well your engine is about to be burnt
Don't disturb me while I hang out with my twins
well guess what i hate ur twins
When a kv2 shoot in the space
lol the stug just the new kid in the gang
legend says that a kv-2 can destroy the sun
Legend says that KV-2 is the new Thanos
Kv-2 should be turreted tank destroyer not heavy tank
It has armor
Its heavy
no it doesn't have armor lol
barely has any armor, only front
It has the same trash armor on every side
Its not like it withstood a whole panzer division for a day
Kv-2 is overrated it's all about that
lewd
Cute
Kv2 is only for filthy lucky people
when hellcat tries drifting for first time
When wargaming ruins your fav tank
gas gas gas you gotta step on the gas
wow, furries have gone really extinct
I hired a German plumber but I think He's not all there
He keeps hooking the gas up to my shower🤔
Lol
👍
your the last person on the team with an fv183 and the last person on the enemy team is an fv183 and you both are one shots what you gonna do?
👀
@sharp shadow sterben
lol
MeMeS
Im here for them
You are talking with a Brazilian
The kink of kings of the kings of memes
@loud mortar
Stephen Hillenburg Died and part of me died right along with him
Well give all memes to me
son of a FEMALE DOG
Omfh i get it LMAO
.
uuuggggggg
Light VICs shooting at R35s be like
legendary bounce ribbon
Nah that's when a pre-5.5 T7 car shoots anything with over 30 mm of armor
legendary bounce ribbon
Omg 😂 😂 😂 😂
Same tbh
This game
yes
YES I LOVE IT PLEASE ADD TGESE RO GAME @neat light
Hey who knows how to edit videos well?
Can we have thus tank?
It don’t have tracks
__jacobbbb(1)__#0835 was muted
Big oof
@polar rose I would pay to see someone edit this together.
Lmao
Is that Angelina Jolie?
This is only true
XD
Bruh
F
Rip Dyno
My eyes ._.
I dont think thats a legal meme here 
Reeeepost
« i HaVe ThE rEpOsTiNg LiCeNcE »
That makes no Sans to me
That pun
(Its a meme)
@sharp shadow wargaming sells 10000 gold for 24€.
You want to buy it
Me:
🤣

Lol
dragonleni (Lennart)#6274 has been warned.
there we go
mario intensies
Why no more gc in blitz?
cause it wanted to be killed as u can see above^^^
So they all commit die?!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yesh
Hesh
u know i might as well do dis :3
awww yes
also because jingles is having a hard time saying names
I don't wanna sell my gun carrier
And my toaster
is tht what ruins friendships?
hmmm
That's me all the time
yes watch out for the cat, that little tank is a myth.
I heard it destroyer the russian KV-2
This is a Hell-Cat
Its wen the cat Nation attacked
no other nation stands a chance not even the fire nation :3
water you mean? @normal basin
Yep
@past gulch why does the world not realise the pun intended ;-;
Soviet dogs
Soviet dark vador

It’s simple
Ban the owo emoji
What's owo ?
a smiley
Crusade against this heresy 🥖
heresy
purge the heretics
This... is REAL art!
@polar rose we need a #tog-appericiation
ToG-tastic
Tog-II
The Legend, The Meme, The Masterpiece
the people weren't worshing the tog
Beautiful
my eyes are filled with tears of joy
war thunder is better
Heresy !!!
correct, war thunder is better
No
Correction, Minecraft HUNGERGAMES is better
Bruh i wanna kill myself. It feels like every bad player decides to play when iam online
Is this fallout new Vegas ?
0M0
nani!!?
You used to cut bread
Do i need to bring chuck Norris?!
Do I need to bring Thanos ?
Rip thanos
Damn I have not the I don’t feel so good pic
None can beat No U Infinity
Burn my eyes
U won’t get me like that 🅱️oi 👌🏻
Whut?
Wlut
FBI? We got him
Here have a Snickles
Noooo
Stolen
I have a worse wan
🤔
Wth
FBI, open up!!!
Get out
Be wan whit weeb
👻
We must crusade
@sharp shadow These mods disturb me lol especially the toilet peeing one
Not racist why
Ok. This is racist
@inland summit These memes made me cry
gets into the bunker and closes the door
hides in bomb shelter
grabs popcorn and some baguette
eats bread
I am LMAFO by the bubbly post
@sharp shadow dealt with it
Is this postal 2 ?
Nooooooo
I don’t feel so good meme
That's apcr
He can falcon push thanos whit his beard
Should I bring Leclerc T6 and its friends, aka M1A2 Abrams, Merkava mk4, Leopard 2A6, and T-14 Armata?!
For what?
Get my 1400$ and ban the « owo »
I’m calling the four horsemen of apocalypse : Amazon boxes, Ugandan knucles
Hmm what else
You can delete your posts
The red wan is comi ranger
Oh
Overlord tank ore apocalyps tank or momothe tank c&c
🤔
We know wear you live now
Poland
Polska 👌🏻
Send the tanks
U mean horses?
No the t90s
Time for poland to be invaded again
<insert well-known polish swear here>
K va
Lel new friend
Lost faith
My favourite
Is that EA remastering C&C?
\O
I see no difference
😂
Kek
On a phone? You call it on a phone?
🤔
🇹 🇷 🇺 🇪
I'm crying tears of joy, that pic IS beautiful ;-;
🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 🇾 🇴 🇳 🇪
🇱 🇴 🇻 🇪 🇹 🇴 🇬
Nani the animosity
Rip low tiers
Opa
Yes 5 5 made me want to kermit
🤣
Y
Some people don't like a ton of the historical tanks getting removed and Prems and Collector vehicles getting nerfed.
And also people seal clubbed at the lower levels, and Wg tried to solve the problem and just angered their fanbase
Old
Nights on fire
Stop reposting!!!
Respect whamen
<@&481447501690568709> do not let People reposting
@reef flame what?
Kek
Thats not funny when u see The same meme 30th time
Reposting memes is allowed. But keep them blitz related
🙄
when Your girl catches sight of that Tog
Why only blitz related? After some time it will be so boring here, only TOG memes and deathstar memes. Make it just memes channel, so every kind of memes allowed here(not those against rules). Im sure it will be better for everyone. <@&481447501690568709>
Sorry for ping btw
You don’t need to tag us all for that
I'm the biggest Tog meme producer here
For starters this is a server for all ages hence the rules
To answer your question it was to make it easier to moderate, however it seems that hasn’t gone to plan...
Ye, seems like it
We could enforce it really harshly but that will put ppl off from talking here which isn’t what we want
Aha
Wait u nerds gave me an idea
Dont call me nerd, im pretty stupid 😅
Nerds? Thanks 🙏
Lmao
Nerd? Thanks, nerds rule the world, without them everyone will burn
In more ways than one*
And......
Done
Uh oh
-____- gets old when we see the same meme over and over and over and over again
I just made this😒
Its a repost look up
.-------..
END IS NEAR!!!
What even is t series
It's a Indian channel
They post Indian novels
And some Indian series
@sharp shadow
Heheh
Oh interesting
India one billion people thats why Tseries it's a big channel
And they post a lot of videos in one day
2 or 3 videos everyday
But pewdiepie it's alone
And Tseries has a big team
But why do people make such a big deal out of it
I dont know
He can pull one of and say if he gets 100 mil subs he's gonna delete the channel
Who needs tank destroyers
Vk100.06
Vk100.06 P ? 
I havent played the game in a while im growned lol
builds a scavenger
Hmnn leopard
This thing was not successful in Vietnam 😂
4k 60fps recording with high-quality sound
Whelp
oof
Nahhh you will meet in games nowaday, your generation is done the new genaration is arrive (RIP two of you
)
Me when I see a DEATHSTAR behind me.
Poor KV-2
another salty sealclubber
my wr's still rising.. coincidentally i dont do lower tiers
also, how is 15k games in the a-20 "fun" LOL
That's more like WG putting on crappy bundles on sale.
Famous Quotes from Famous People
Agreed
Auto bots, roll out!
How can the loltracktor fit so much weight with that sad German transmission
what's that red square supposed to represent
artillery
miss arty
Reeeepost but whatever
extreme skeet shooting
Lol
Thanks YOUTUBE very cool
I hate bugs
Me hate bugs
Did you know that the first ever computer bug, was an actual bug inside the machine?
That's a TOG bet
Anybody watching they Shall not grow old?
That bad
ye
me when I get one-shot by a kv2 in my kv1s
I got more :v
UPDATE Original creator of this mashup is SHOKK 青 Check it out here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cOAUSVBGX8 The only reason i put this together was n...
I want to kill myself
https://youtu.be/5n5R7GaoyGE
Hey. Had to turn off the comments because the notifications were annoying. And I can't turn off notifications on one specific video. So, it's YouTube's fault...
This made me want to cry the first time I played
Caption created by @TEXAS_for_the_win [I776]
M1A3 Abrams engine sound
every tank a kill
looks like communism
So tru
Another one
wait they're gifting m60s?
im chillin on a roof
Bruh
didnt they give that away a while ago
Did WG give away the M-60 again?
Yes, but it's December soon, so we must remember the tragedy that happened in 2016.
No they didn't @sacred basin
Wait what when was m60 given away
On December 24th, 2016. Be gentle with the subject, it brings back bad memories. 😂
I don’t remember this, admittedly I didn’t have a tier ten back then but I did have a tier nine
Ah ok,tnx @wide solstice
Memes cure depression though
You want to know what I think of the M60 giveaway?
Whut?
@wide solstice what were the conditions for the giveaway?
None, the system broke, which is why it's a tragedy.
Gotta love getting some depression right before Christmas, am I right? 😂
Exactly
the standard coffee mug
or the 16-pack of pencils
starts ranting excessively about something personal
boron oxygen iodine
war thunder is better
kinda
you can do powerslides
ik its great
Pz. IV C is easily the best seal club tank in WT
@iron remnant stop saying that on a wg server
Pz. IV F2 doesn't meet literally brand new players tho
hmm
nice
F I was in the middle of the class and I lmfao'd
i am in English class on my chromebook
I'm in maths class
what are you studying
I remember I bought the M60 for 200 euros at last blitzfair, and some newbies got it for free 😂
Rip
Bruh
F
What is an m60
@dusky kernel this tank
Do u play withou Adrenalin ?
How do u get it
Oof
When
like 1-2 years ago
Why people only talking about it now

Meh I don’t play with adrenaline i don’t need it
🅾️
Ok
Used to run adrenaline but it's not that good and costs alot
You don’t need it to have good stats I never used it
guys, I was just thinking and one question came in my mind: who has the most battles in blitz and how many battles did he/she fought?
Poland punisher with 140k something like this @humble hound
oof
BlitzStars presents live player statistics as well as historical player data for World of Tanks: Blitz.
153k @humble hound
Just searched. There are two players with more than that
... Wow
Valenthia27#8811 has been warned.
Aw man
@steep hollow make sure they follow alllll the rules
and that they are of Blitz or tanks
Ugh... Ok
Poland punisher is shared acc
157 701 battels, crazy guys 👌
@sharp shadow ohhh i want to have more than 24 000 000 credits like you xD
ob. 279 (e) 😀
@whole bridge the name cud be an ign in wotb heh
oof what if its ign @steep hollow is talking abt 🤔
that make no Sans to me
Maths went wrong
@little pollen lmao I deleted the one I warned him for XD it wasn't an innocent meme about names ;)
Ban reposting licence. Or I’ll shoot so much baguettes that y’all will learn French
XD
@sharp shadow
@drifting ferry LOL
Do you want personal missions in wot blitz like in big wot ? 😀
UPDATE Original creator of this mashup is SHOKK 青 Check it out here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cOAUSVBGX8 The only reason i put this together was n...
Wen you tried to defy logic^^^^
Decha#5761 has been warned.
@viscid yew gets warned for wrecking everyone who saw tht XD
My eyes.....
what was that?
Something Anime with a communist message.
......
That last meme violates rules @viscid yew .....it would be in your best interest to take it down......
Too dank
Decha#5761 was banned
hmm
Are those beans in the coco cola?
Where did that picture originated?
saving private Ryan
iirc he does destroy the tiger though
"Who would win"
🤔
I guess, the Ms1 will lose
Ms1: 300 hp; 400dmg/shell
Is7 2k hp; 50 dmg/shell
I think the ms1 just flip down
Ammo in is7: a lot of 45mm shells
(Over 2k)
Ammo in ms1: max 2 shells whit 130mm
(Whitout gunner maybe 3/4 shells)
Tier x wins. Hp
And can pen ms1 easily
Dont forget. The ms1 has a 130mm gun. He can pen is7 too. But yes the TX win easy
Not realy
But dont forgot Physiks
Is 7 vs is 7 is not easy
Plus shell type
The ammo. Is7 can carry more 45mm shells than Ms1 can carry 130mm shells
Ms1 cant hit weak spots
Sup
Lol
Is 7 rams ms 1
Guess if u want to have a "fair" duel u need not to consider all technical issues of the ms1 mounting a 130mm long barrel gun ahaha
I want to see it tip over
Ms1 stays still the whole time
Only moves backwards when gun fires
But with only 2-3 shots it can't do anything
can i post any meme here?
No, unfortunately not.
@tardy grotto as long as it is family freindly and not political
Only blitz related... It starts to be boring 🙄
REEE
What da heck am I seeing? Is that a TOG II* spam?
TOG memes are boring 😭
@past gulch yes?
@slow sphinx Fite me.
Tog memes are bipolar
That's a Polish line if I ever saw it.
The best camo on the game
Look at that turret
It's Bulgarian tank
Its not a hit box XD
Tier 2
We need tanketts
PC has it on Italian tree ? Tanketts
All tHe TaNKeTts
@inland summit keep in mind the tier 1 gun is vs tier 1 aswell, so hp is basícally the same
armour isnt hp
The tank is...
If you change between the guns on the e75 and keep the turret the same, does the hp change?
is-7 would easily ram ms-1 to death
So mu friend found this while going to school
Deer nuts from what I can infer.......
My god
dear nuts
No Nut November will end
Eheh
When you also did no shave November, and Now yugos a unibrow
...I don't know if that is family friendly.......
oof
This has nothing to do with blitz... I suggest it be deleted.
yes ^^
<@&481447501690568709>
U guys suck
panzerkampfwagen VI ausf b#1871 was muted
Not even that bad
The rules are Family Friendly......
ITZYEBOI#7948 was muted
"if a 5 year old shouldent see it"
@digital osprey thanks for letting me know
I've seen 5 yr olds do some horrible stuff so
So? do we need to send stuff like this in the blitz memes channel?
Hmmm
@polar rose are you arguing with a moderators decisions?
Hmmmm
No problem. It was against rules
Just saying a 4yr old stabbed my dog with a steak knife
@polar rose do you have a problem?
This should be the banner for the server >_< It's all that we ever see on the chat.
No, I'm saying that people overuse the tag sometimes for trivial matters......
@inland summit can I be muted please? 🙂
oWo
How long?
That’s weak
make it a month
How about 5 days?
...
.mute @pulsar tartan 1440 racial slurs


OWO
