#blitz-memes
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I tought he was alredy offline but he keeps comming back that means it from KGB spy
*she
You probably have a nice one because mine likes to have a fight and likes to bite me
Wait she?
no it
Rip. Playful biting?
Yes, Amaunet’s a she
we dont know the exact gender
@olive rose you*
Who me?
Huh, didn’t know it’s a she...now I’m nervous if I say something wrong towards a women. Because I’m not really good talking towards a women and most of them are scary...shivers
\_ (--)/
@hushed trench oof sed boi
Mousy! I never thought I’d see you here!
where da memes at?
I'm everywhere boi @hushed trench. Even under your bed... Lel jk
I’m pretty sure this is Blitz right?
He making bred?
xDDDDD
oof
pukes
Horrible!
Bruh
@hushed trench seems like it. Look at the amount of historical realism in the tanks
How many tanks have you got from containers?
Your pet does not belong here. They are not meme quality yet
What
Oof m60
how did...?
yeah
wg give
randomly
a big oof
like 3 years ago
Imagine opening weekly container evry week just to get 10 free xp boosters and 10 crew boosters
that picture tho
Imagine getting nothing
imagine getting air to breathe evry 7 days
wait getting free xp boosters
i have a screenshot of it
Imagine existing on earth
Imagine Imagning that you live in society
@uneven storm How often you get tanks from conteiners
Imagine that society is a simulation and we are in a simulation that we don't know about it
@olive rose just play the game and always PRAY
When you want to grump about containers, REMEMBER: there used to be no containers in the game
taht feeling when u have played game for 1 year and 3/4's of year and olny got 2 tanks from containers
@olive rose hey that's me
no me
oh sorry i was talking abot the m60 not the lowe
Imagine eating a waffle
I have waffles
We* have waffles
I have something what you called a bread in a toaster which is called toast
Imagine eating toast from the inside out
Imagine eating a kebab sideways
Those waffles are thicc
it makes you hungry
Imagine eating kebab whit no kebab
Imagine eating water with water
Imagine breathing air whitout lungs
Imagine walking, but without legs, only feet
lmao
We need a pets channel
xD
Excuse me, sir,
🤔
Finns made an anti tank rifle on skis
The Russians had learned to kill tigers after they got behind them where the armor was thinner
Hans decided he was done with that schieße
Darn russians
New tank
Did they remove the maus ?
????? Someone's completely out of touch with the game apparently
@pastel drum No.
dead chat
people are searching hard for memes that don't break the rules 🙃
Sqidji#1562 has been warned.
@sleek carbon it was, but it was still very obviously a cussword
:+1: okey dokey
Unicums be like


Carried
You can use external emotes wow
Chudy#1743 has been warned.

Poor leichtraktor 😂
@neat minnow Ich fühle mich nicht so gut.
This is not funny, sry.
BaconBits2000#5939 has been warned.
@hushed oar in those cases, a @ moderators tag works best =) Just because I don't appear online, doesn't mean I'm not on, same goes for quite a few mods =)
Sry i used wrong meme😐
Have memes with same photo... Really sorry
I tried that but I can't tag @moderators
o_o that's weird
you should be able to
oh gawd, did they remove that...? lemme poke the staff
Yeah it may need to have a permission fix XD
@hushed oar I can't do it either 😂 I'm asking the staff to put it back
there's been some abuse of it
@agile slate no.
😑
hmm how can i clear my warnings
i forgot to put the captions lol
Eddie#5923 has been warned.
@uneven storm you can't
why can't we be friends
I don't know, why can't we? o.o
this is sooo sad
Alexa play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
The legendary band WAR (NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED)
Juice
@hushed oar it's back. But use it wisely ;)
@whole bridge brilliant thanks (looks like I can ping it) ❤
Good morning
@neat minnow yup, that's true, we never forget those old tier 1s
Rest in peace😢
Why did they remove the low tiers?
idk
1%
best meme 2018
Lost, but will never be forgotten Basic tier 1 tanks 
Wait. Are you german? @magic flame
Well, damn it. I don’t even get premium tanks in Blitz.
smashing
SU-152
su 152 is op
Dis was posted?
Like 1000 times already
i think ur out of memes
Yeah this as well
should i do anime?
...
I gtg so eh up to you
that gave me a question
?
some of that makes sense
Language
Player0With0No0Skills#1217 has been warned.
Hey I was reading that meme, who deleted it.
Lol
:/
Told you
Too late :p should have mentioned me
Nah :D
True
Wow m bro
@uneven storm lol
👌
@past gulch was scared of getting warned bout it
Idk
Look what I found lol
You live in France ?
Reposts...
Cute little doggo, I wanna hug this little puppy 😍 😍 😍
I'm inclined to think coffee is not healthy for dogs.
He probably doesn't even know how to sip it up through the straw though.
Our history in ww2
Don’t forget Italy in WW1 😂👌🏻
👌 spaget
XD actualy truth
I livemin romania
🥖
@sharp shadowon est d'accord
Warning mods don’t really like other languages
( 🥖 )
لول
Repost ._.
NANI
I have Theorem of Thanos that allows me to DESTROI that repost license
Bcz reposts are annoying ._.
But you lost the war 😂. Stan Lee kicked you ass XD
This 🅱️oi is dead now, doesn’t him? 🤔
I see an Ue57 stuck in a train
Thanos is not lifen't, he snapped and survived @sharp shadow
But Stan Lee still kicked his ass
You should have aimed for the head
-Thanos-
Wth ._.
All you had to do is to follow the damn train Cj
Stan Lee is dead
@slow sphinx stan lee kicked everyone else more than thanos in the movie
Stan Lee is the cool grandpa everyone wants
Didnt it commit fly?
WAAAT?
The meme got nommed by the mods >_<
lol i just delete
Oh
:P
What WG tried to do?
Take advantage of noobs
@sharp shadow Please no politics especially when it's sensitive like that
@past gulch haha
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gets some bleach and gasoline, then proceeds to pour in my eyes and light them on fire to cleanse them
Training room
Obviously
do it in tournament
7 Deathstars vs. 7 Maus.
die for evrybody, its a draw
Can I die
Yes
maus more like..... oof
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A normal day in blitz
i found 6 enemys. 6 enemys shoot me
i die
Team: noob!
Looks Like a gg
@past gulch thats it
Thanks
That is gg Too
Oh shame on you. Only unicum
Bruh
The god not my blame
neighbour play in my phone
That is technically true, a square and a circle DO both have 360 degrees, but they are different shapes (obviously)
(I did geometry last year sorry)
I yesterday trying painting circle thx help wood . i failed
I go play the best game in world
Roblox
+1 terror
T34 or T30?
T34
T30
T300
confused
And i tell about it
This camo give evryone tank +1 terror
kv2 +12 terror
Kv2 +troll = kv2 +90 terror
Kv2+ me = +367742467 Terror



Error404.exe Android not found
@sharp shadow for KV-2 you just look at enemy and let RNG do the rest
But rng dont like me
All you need is to hope.
Hope and Vodka
Ooooh
tog is not a tank it's a boat
And a submarine
most op tank is light vic
No its Tog 2*
@signal beacon box in cappertilar track (tog2)
Tog is a Wall whit gun
lol
Now drive into this wall whit Vic, @jaunty wolf
civic would be crushed:(
Tog2 is as hot dog just eat he s hp
Prestigious
I have tog too
@past gulch so you so prestigious
you can carry an entire army inside the TOG
Sup
british thought it was too overpowered so they didn't use it in the war
Tog ll can carry 60 Vic's, 30 Cromwells and 3 Deat stars
They used the TOG I*, the smaller, grumpier cousin of the TOG II*
Its not whit the parking house in first floor
Now, that is the turret level
Jup
Boiii that is that thing😂 😂
Screams
I please two hot togs
I'll take three with a SP 1 C on the side.
this pun has claimed the life of a young man
the fact that I have super unicum WN8 in panther shows how good it is
Sry. But i am still the Skeleton of Bad time.
The Pun-master
absolute mad gun
Yo lads
nuuuu
Putin is a god at PR
Tank graveyard appears in WotB!
Not everyone dead
🙄
Ok wow is that actually you playing?
I did very little damage this game, but the block game was strong
2k blocked in 12 seconds lol
Blocked 4.1k over the whole battle
That’s not a meme
gets no damage no blocked damage perfect meme
the new gandalf
oh good god
the new HMS Hood
HMS Long Shlong.
I mean it's true in almost all cases but why stop it if that's what the maus was made for?
I did that once with a friend and it was me in a pz1c just rushing and being annoying to a bunch of tier 10 tanks
lol
I mean I did damage to a french tank but meh it was like 8 dmg then he one tapped me
for the past 2 games ive been focus fired by the entire enemy team resulting in me dying without taking a shoot 😦
Ye I feel ya. I play PTA and LTWT just to get mega penned by HE in the turret by a 183 or just sniped to death by a CDC in the VERY back.
I must have done something to make rng hate me, I have been doing about 2k-4K damage every game except the last 5, where I do like 800 lol
It ok I h8 every1
TheAsianpanzer(JSW)#5286 was muted
@wooden pulsar Too bad the Hood got oofed
Wait a moment it wasn't racist?
It was political sure, but it was poking fun at people who haphazardly call others racists
The meme itself was not racist
Political should only warrant a warn if it was his first offense
oh no
wow, im impressed they got that information, that is really difficult to get a hold of
I've got something better
Lol
Hahahahahaha
Hehehehe my meme mute is over!
😂 😂 😂
dont worry your not the only one who had that
Please remember to post all the games too where you are top tier @coarse field
If you keep track of it for hundreds of battles, I'm pretty sure it is balanced
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Konigshusar [F4ME]#0199 has been warned.
EchoEpsilon#9320 has been warned.
it's been a quiet night, warning wise. I'm proud 👌
They were not warned.? What does that mean
that they've set their pm's to private and you have to be friends with them before you can send them a message
can i make a joke about the IS line
sure
is it bad when an M5 Stuart is with KV-2s in an actual battle
as ive seen it before but didnt get a picture
perhaps
i prob will eventually
What about ass
idfk
Send memes
i srsly wanna post a battlebots meme, but ik i will be kicked of i post it
Lol
Captain2xJ#6548 has been warned.
Lol
Does anyone have account with kv2
This is 100% true
WG: "We aim to balance low tier so that it will be noob-friendly"
also WG: releases Scavenger, keeps KV-2
lmao
@sharp shadow aha čech / slovak
XD
no no stop this old meme give me a fresh new one
Roman_podany506#2081 has been warned.
Hi. I would like to find out how long the chat ban will last? I have 1 request for you. please remove the chat i learned from the error.
Fellas I’ve returned
@radiant valve if you’ve been banned then it’s most likely gonna me permanent or could be temp, did they ever inform you
well, it's not a ban here, so I'm not sure what you're referring to, @radiant valve
ahahaha so true
Thanos cookie
Repost
Imma slap the next person that says repost lol
All memes are stolen or reposts from different servers or areas i know it’s a repost don’t need to point out the obvious lol
I mean that has been posted in this exact channel less than 50 messages ago.
IK
Then why tf did you post it again???
.-. Cause there’s no rule that says I can’t, and my WiFi sucks so the pictures from 2+ messages ago don’t load so I take a guess when I post them
🖐😳😱
Lmao I was waiting for one of those to appear
I've never seen one of those
I see them all the time was waiting for someone to post it so I could steal it:3
Lol
@boreal prawn looks like me when I wake up for work and it’s cold outside with rain
That’s the best tho cause if you have a morning class you hate you can do the wet dog shake right in front of the teachers desk lol
Lol
O>O
oh
Well this chat took a turn (runs out the door)
reeeeee
O>O oh my.....idk tho it didn’t show nudity and idk about erotic
Its gone anyways not risking it
No features to count as erotic
It's too close to NSFW to post, the mods have muted for far less.
True
Might get warned for it they can still see it even though i deleted it
I once got muted for telling the mods about an NSFW post
oof
Depends which mod you get and their mood I guess?
I guess ill get muted? how long was your mute?
Like 3 hours I think
@opaque comet after 3rd warning you get muted
Gotcha
THough the person who posted it got banned I think... it was a pseudo-porn thing combined with a Holocaust joke.
I hope they got banned
Well no wonder why they were banned
I didn’t know they could lol
Lol
I tried to fix my error but 😔
oof
can you guys <@&481447501690568709> ask to slow down the censorship? i mean look isn't even harmful
That would be a no for now @ripe roost
That would still be a no
smh
We don't set the stage here. Slow mode prevents spam and makes it possible to moderate the server.
that link is gonna be more "shady" without the thumbnail
ikr that why
ask em not the slow mode but the censorship
@sharp shadow we can see what people posted, edited and deleted
i can't even upload that image in those link
@charred vale yeah I was told that when I got muted for 24hrs
I’m a good lil angle now tho 😃 only good memes from me
give me one rules that i not abide then i will chill
im just posting really family friendly memes and yet i can't even upload it thx to the "censorship turned on"
@ripe roost don’t my dude you gonna get muted like I did
abide by all the rules, or feel free to get out of here
i abide all rules tho
then you've nothing to worry about
well i just want to upload memes
Ooooooo@whole bridge is here to kick some butt
Just do tank memes and you'll be ok
but the server setting prevent it because it's look shady
sometimes Discord thinks weird things are somehow offensive - you need to change the dimensions then somewhat to post it
like literally slightly less pixels somewhere
it works tehn
*then
I'm still not sure what criteria discord uses for that
Only Discord knows
but it's not something they'll switch off, because it's also saved us from a lot of 18+ picture spam
Discord works in mysterious ways just like da good lord
there you go =)
@opaque comet and FYI ... if you need to if something is NSFW, don't post it
Better safe than sorry
Alright i wont
I'm serious. Once you start wondering Is this appropriate it probably isn't
None of my memes are appropriate sadly because they have 1-2 curse words in them 😫
Yeah i guess ill think twice before posting anything else
This is appropriate
you got me there
Lol
ahahahashahahahahhaahahahahaa
Whcih tanks are kicked in the shit uldate?
take it with humor - Epic Twister Cup!
Lol
Bushka: this is a meme
Just snipe everyone
next update there has to be an knocked out grille as easter egg
That would be awesome
Lol
I do t get it
Oh ok
jaajajaja lel
Record
Noice
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@past gulch you see my new friend?
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Noice
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Stop with the cursed images
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@agile shore Stop. Just stop.
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@agile shore I dare you to tag a mod with one of those.
@sharp shadow no i not see your friend
_Zers#4846 was muted
Finally
Took long enough
@sharp shadow go on wg support
And that's why I'm for experiments on people
@sharp shadow thx for info
Nice
Lucky piece of sheet😭

another one got muted huh lol
Well then. That’s something I never thought I would read
I just got the Stuka in war thunder
Don't bring your WT nonsense here! (Joke aside, good job)
I do say it is a good design
Ye
Of course not without some flaws here and there
My favorite plane
Everything has an exploit. If not, it has been found
Ye
I would rate if it would load lmao
@narrow osprey 8
Its all i can give cause i never watched the twister cup
@agile shore you b stealing my memes
@agile shore didnt post these ones tho @cursive sable 😘
cool, i dont care.
Savage
@narrow osprey no memes people's pictures
.
Its sad that i understand that photo lol
Hey guys, you know how PRAMO lost twister?
I was going to say something
But now...im just speechless
Good meme hey
Cause its true
i went on a meme spree...
Hahaha yep
It really hit the spot i must say @sharp shadow like....wayyy too perfectly...
i was looking for one meme in particualr but couldntr find it
@sharp shadow the force is strong with this one poseidon, use caution
I love it, I’m proud of myself
im probablt going to get a warning but it was to good not to post
the perfect tutorial
My meme wont post
OH NO 😮
@sharp shadow
me to evrything i say
Happens on a daily basis lmao
same
Dunno why it posted 2 times....
it didnt for me
I deleted the 2nd one quickly
Oooff btw hows your health? Still got the same sickness as me?
lmao
Just dropped my phone and it sounded like a bomb going off on the hardwood floor, its 8:50 pm and everyone is asleep what a way to wake up huh?
lol
Asian commercials are just full of fun and joy lmao i have never seen an angry asian commercial
Or anyone angry in an asian commercial
What the frick
Is that commercial
lol interesting commercial
👋 👋 👋 👋 👋
You SW memer
yea
Good memeing everyone
Wow! This took a slightly dark turn
Google is good
😐
@cunning basin its nerf or be nerfed
If it were a kv2, Alexa this is so sad play despacito
Lol
sad
@modest rampart is that the real war gaming?
WoT Mercenaries, AKA the Xbox version
Xbox
👌
Btw I’m in slow mode cause a meme I posted had the f word in it
Lmao
Same here
from 016's video lol
Ik
@tepid ginkgo lel first conventional ICBM round
The 152mm communism unguided ICBM launcher
The 152 mm that transforms into a 152,000 mm
John Wick
smoking is bad.
why would you even think wot would cheer you up?
oh, silly me, forgot about the 183
The truck was moving, but who was driving it?!
autonomous vehicles are a thing btw
or remote control lol
you only have two vehicles in your garage?
oof
Ripperoni
That’s sad... I have like 29 and 20 of them are collectibles
i feel so sad for peeps who have to sell their tanks
I have around 12 vehicles and about the same number of empty slots as him
or just choose to anyway
@limber aurora "balancing low tier for the noobs" - war gaeming
And neither of the tanks are very good
@faint forge 
people who dont use full consumable = noobs (you dont have to pay if u dont use them)
Oh I read everything now.
Remove the tech tree they say
Helps with noobs they say
no standard fuel = omega noob
I run everything, fuel, double food, multi kit, adrenaline, engine boost on most tanks, camo
I always have provisions and such on. Then again I always lose 12k a battle win or lose with prem time AND boosters on. I do good in the battles too...
3% is barely anything... just do the 10% fuel
@limber aurora what tank you using?
4k dmg battle in my stock ltwt. 4 kills
ooh
Some tanks have very bad credit coefficient so it's either that or you not doing a lot of damage
Well mostly stock. I got the gun and still need engine and maybe tracks if I get bored
i actually researched it and the t44 and t54e1 but im broke af
I normally play the stug when I’m broke but then I very slowly lose credits. I played a battle and did 3 times the second place in my time dmg wise. Still lost 300...
Before 5.5 I had to buy tanks that are going to become collection. So my credit went from 10 mil to 1.7mil
I have it maxed so I can rush boosh and kemp wit meh 6 second reload.
Easy on the prammo
@faint forge i spent everything on low tiers lol
@glass onyx oof
wht tanks did u buy back @faint forge
I use no prammo since the pen is fine.
t67, M3, Vk30.02m, PZ3/4, kv13, AMX 40, UE57, luchs, sherman V, valentine, valentine AT, pz 38t
Why no toaster boi?
i sold some of my unused tanks
@faint forge i already had it coz forgt
oh and the dw2 too
Oof. No more 60 degrees of gun elevation
ye
at least i got it researched for free
but then i should hv researched the tiger 1 from my tiger P
I can’t bring myself to sell any of the tanks I got back. I got them so they wouldn’t be forgotten
ye oh did anyone but the medium 3? ik its trash but still
I got M5 Stuart, easy 8, t-43, B1 for free
uh
lol same but then i also got my pz4, pz3 and Stug back
@agile slate why does it sound like article 13?
i spent gold researching the sherman jumbo but then its worth it @faint forge
@glass onyx lel when you first get the jumbo it's already top. The stock turret is the top turret at 152mm all round armour, angled front becomes amazing and better than a Tiger 1.
ye ik
It's as if the turret is just made up of 152mm Soviet bias rounds as you go Hull down. Hearing the amount of ping sounds is amazing, while them helpless low tier tanks cry as they use prem rounds with futile attempt
"Memes"
EZZZ M
this guy bounced off of me in my gravedigger when i was on 200 hp and i killed him with last bullet, this is the result
Salty.
he has 66 win rate aswell
Hmmm the salts
What is bad on red doors? For painting doors other than red you shall be overthrown like the bourgoisie!
Have you ever listened to Paint it black, Rolling stones? If you listen to, you'll understand the meme
Whatever idc
Why those this exist
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Tdub_2018#3994 has been warned.
wait what
@uneven storm😂
wg I'm your mother with these teams !!
He killed me. I kill him. In the same round lol
wen will there ever be a good time ;-; plays good time-Owl City
Panzer lV next generation.
@past gulch what do ya call a p(S) 4 driven by a unicum then?
Idk
P(S) 4 Pro
mine better
oh god no stop with the @north basin puns XD
Do u like fairytales? Of course u do, everyone likes them. Heres one about a little KV-1S...
hoping for some king dragon fist effects to kick in
Lol



