#blitz-memes
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Lol
i cant get in trouble for naked pictures
Kindergarten is busy again ๐
There's a part 2
a dik
@whole bridge im already eating the crayons
Lol flying cats
@sharp shadow that explains a lot ๐
Hehehe
XD
@tough bear Oh don't you start
I uhh... Heard our games have a lot of bugs?
Yeah no kidding, Bethesda made accidental ransomware
When you're rich and WG releases a new tier 10 premium
Ahahahaha ๐๐๐
when your parents aren't home hm totally me sometimes
That pineapple one is brilliant
Lol
Great loop hole in the rules
Hyyy Darren ๐
Come to watch kindergarten with me?
Darren ya hot grub how you've been doing
No watch it its great
so old
Yeah lol
@signal beaconlol
I miss Stan Lee =(
Ooof
Im so proud of my kindergarden class
We must make this happen ๐
Oh I might mute you just for that ๐
He's a Lee who built a Stan
its a j o k e
Lol
@sharp shadow he's the man that though up most marvel heroes
omg
i dont like marvel..
Oof
is a joke!!!! omg
When a 183 shoots
Spock is one bridge officer I'll never get in STO nor real life again ๐ฅ
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tactical OOF inbound!
lol
@ashen depot heres the ultimate text
Dang that dog is fat >.<
lol
MEME WAR!
@whole bridge he isn't fat, he's thicc! Don't make the fella feel bad
wow i havent seen any of those memes ever before.... none of em are reposts or anything
A meme war I'll be right back
lol
sassy and rude boyo today grrr
I do have a lot of memes but sadly can't post them here
oof
meme air support inbound
SeVeRaL pEoPLe typing
1 person is typing
I've seen that one ๐
lol
XD
I feel my brain cells dying lmao
lol
Oh your cells are alive?
@sharp shadow mine are all dead
@sharp shadow i just lost my last 2 brain cells lmao
Dang lucky though you had 2 omg... I think i lost my last 1.. oh wait ive never had any
That's just a normal dude with an unfortunate mustache
Sargent_Moterola#4191 has been warned.
Back to eating all the white crayons
Excuse me?
Nice
@celest cipher the text you posted had naughty words in there
Omg why is memes blowing up
Well rules got stricter overnight
MEME WAR
memes not loadin in XD
It's the only thing that holds the blitz community together
lol
@celest cipher rules have always been the same. Cussing in Russian doesn't mean the words suddenly have a nice meaning
I want this book
lol
its the mickey mouse nut house, come inside its fun inside
well ima go this chats pics wont load XD
Ugh I guess I should leave meme chat about if im getting in trouble for it
lol
Mitochondria
is the powerhouse of the cell
What
@sharp shadow Be glad I'm not a mod cuz I'd mute you for saying the Mitochondria is "the powerhouse of the cell"
lol
The memes were so bad they lagged out my phone
I don't know Marvel so I don't understand that
whyyyy
I appreciate nice pictures tho :)
lol
The Deadpool movie wasn't for kids
Maybe I should watch Deadpool if it is so good
ofc
Deadpool was the best lol
Watch the new Pokรฉmon detective Pikachu movie
lol
Pikachu has the same voice actor as deadpool in it
He probs ran out ammo
I genuinely want to die for posting this
yellow#1837 has been warned.
@opaque comet its a one shot gun after that you better run lmao
Cussworfs?
Yeah ik maybe gud but has a loooong reload time
@signal beacon nice illusion...
lol
Legos are the perfect tools for assassination
Lol
Yasss lol if only deadpool would use them
So I'm an assassin lol
A painfull assassin
Anyhow, you get the gist. Plenty of memes that are fun and fine =)
me in the shark world (btw i dont have any good memes...)
@wooden pulsar lmao
Stealing that
Good thing sharks don't have human teeth
One of my clan mates does shark research for a living ๐
@whole bridge Thank you for lovely posts
Girls und panzers
I am grunted at the memes I have seen. Keep up the good work ๐
yes it's guppie yuppie
The plural of Panzer is Panzern
@whole bridge i have a feeling your gunna understand this one
@wooden pulsar its just needs some flex tape
@sharp shadow Kronk is like the best thing ever
@sharp shadow yep
Yep lmao
Squeak Squeakidee, squeak squeaken
@whole bridge did you realize the guy who did the voice for kronk was in the movie ted?
And in tons more. Very recognisable voice, awesome voice actor, very funny guy
Those are reposts
so true...
It took me forever to figure it out untill i rewatched kronk again lol
(I forgot the name of the movie kronk was in)
@sharp shadow get the imdb app. It's awesome
You'll never be at a loss again, when it comes to actors
Will go check it out thx! Now for my 5th warning lol jk
I didn't know there was an app for that site c:
That KV 2 looks like armored fridge
lol
hahaha i sent a screenshot of a subway twitter text post and it got autoblocked
Oh lol
XD hahahaha
1
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My pic gonna cause some arguments lol
Shrek is always funny character
11
XD
HA
@wooden pulsar lmao
Some russian
lol
Lol
OMG haha
XD
me everymorning
@whole bridge lol sex meme
How so? O.o
Probably not XD
And the award for quickest ban goes to! Me
lol
:V
Nahhh no one is gunna get banned here
Lol
Wow
@sharp shadow wanna bet money i can get banned?
wow
@sharp shadow that is gorgeous! I feel bad about mine now ๐
Oops hit delete button instead of edit
He's ready to poison u
Im out of memes my guys/gals so its just regular pics lmao
lol
Lol Palpatine jokes never get old
I am the senate
Mood right now
@wooden pulsar when men cried ๐ฃ
Hated that toy as a kid
lol
@wooden pulsar see ya
ok last one seriously
ok...
@white grove that is the best meme hands down
thnx bby
๐ค Gotta admit. The driver is smart.
Im finally out of memes and pictures lol
Heh
gimme a minute to get some off my phone lol
Young child plays too much Fortnite. (2018)
Why is fortnite not dead yet (2129)
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We will be dead by 2050 so I dont care
If nano technology advances fast enough, you won't be
if we all dont die from war or weather
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If You donโt live in Florida you should be safe from weather
But not the mosquito.....
There won't be any major global war because nukes and the weather is going to get worse but not enough to kill you
Everone, i would like to apologize for my post earlier today. I didnt know we couldn't but I promise this won't happen again.
@young owl unless your posts have gotten you 3 warnings itโs not that bad
Plus weโre all mature enough to handle a post
@ashen depot lol
Wat was that
nothin a pay to use discord knock off
Oh neat
:( just chillin in vc no one talkin
Hehehe i should invade vc and just start screaming curse words :3
Maybe not tho.....
You'll get banned if the mods find out
Oddly enough that makes me happy just knowing the mods would eventually find out
XD people curse its a thing but typing stays
@lethal plover best advice ever im gonna try that on my ex girlfriend
Lol
Btw, not everyone here is OK with posts like some I've seen.
IMO laughing at the mods and the work they do should get you a warning.
That's a totally awesome screenshot, however there is a channel dedicated to those.
@signal beacon Nanotechnology is why we will be dead by then. Gray goo scenario.
detonates*
One touch could change the whole war.
Really?
Wait WAIT DONT TOUCH IT!
pew.
boom
@wheat owl the mods have been warning us all day they are tired and worn out from us lol
they really have been lol
Yellow you got 2 right? I got 3
only one lol
O.O
i was right there posting edgy memes with you tho, i think you just toed the line a lil further
Mine were over the edge a lot lol
Same
But my memes have 1 or 2 curse words in them and curse words arenโt allowed cause we got lil kids here that shouldnโt be here
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hecking kids cant handle the real world
you cant handle the truth
Truth security
lmaooooo you cant type "you cant handle the truth" in all caps
did you try it?
Boom not allowed lol
Pro Tip. Donโt eat cheese
Get boi get
Iโm tempted to post a screen shot but Iโm not sure if Iโm gonna get banned or not
do it lol
Dare ya
Oh a dare ๐
discord accs are free, if ya get banned make an alt lol
Hmmmm odd itโs not showing up
hahaha it got auto blocked
Mmmm well letโs try another one
Suffer my wrath
FFS i was sitting in a dark room with the screen on bright
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get that outta here lol
Hold up friend is sending some fresh memes to chill yโall to the bone
dud you delete that or the mods?
Deleted it
hahaha lame
Wait you want more?
post it again lol
Ban worthy memes incoming t-minus 5 min
let it surprise people coming into the server
Mah eyes burn
Iโm gonna have to DM these memes my friend sent lmao ๐
Better delete that. That sum hentai
@willow terrace I will post a few of them in our meme chat server lol
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i mean there was a produce meme a while back that was a straight pron screenshot
it stayed up lol
There was a Hitler one with you know the gas clouds. And that person didnt get banned.
Oh no
remember when the mod was like no politics, no nazi/hitler/stalin/communism mention lol
i feel like communism and stalin should be fine
Lol true
@sharp shadow theres a whole WOT meme about soviet tanks having their shells guided by the ghost of stalin lmao
we have explicit permission from the mod to mention stalin in that specific context tho, so thats cool
oh well thats ok haha
eww league of legends
Hi
real men grind credits in WoT Blitz until 3 in the morning
i do
@onyx moat are you a trap that traps a maus, or are you a maus that traps other things
heyhey hey, no nazi references, mods orders lol
: (
LMAO they actually removed it
I removed it myself.
oh, nevermind then
whyfortnite
there was a mod laying down rules about what we could post here, then everyone started posting edgy memes in resposne lol
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I can't believe you all disrespect the mods.
@wheat owl i mean ofc everyone made fun of the mods
trying to impose order over an open forum is like herding cats lol
the guy who was on with us took it well tho, props to him
skidaddle skidoodle, your gun is now a noodle
ha french surrendering joke HA
That's what they're all about, pretty much.
Because French tanks were pretty unimpressive compared to Russian or German tanks.
Eat that
Whup, found a way better one with a character from a tv show I used to watch. I think it's called "red man green man"
Hah
@wheat owl what you mean disrespect the mods? No disrespect here just good ole memes
And boring rules
....
Sass yes disrespect not even close in my book lol my version of disrespect is horrible
You would definitely know if I was disrespecting someone lol
When it comes to definitions I go by the technical meaning, not my opinion.
Technical donโt count in a meme room lol
i mean the mod did take on a position facing a bunch of randoms on the internet
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snark and rebelliousness vs the rules is part and parcel with that lol
Yeah it was mostly rebelliousness lmao
noun: lack of respect or courtesy
verb: show a lack of respect; insult
And insults were never fired lol
rebelliousness and disrespect go hand in hand
@wheat owl not even close my guy
yeah but the mod did a good job, engaged us all, kept it all friendly and kept the rules in place well
@sharp shadow hi
@whole bridge youre a pretty good mod IMO
hi
hahaha nice touch giving the soviet that antitank rifle
@white grove the mods were cool in the meme chat today lol
@sharp shadow agreed, dude did a good job
@wooden pulsar hi
I love ideas
The reposts one is awesome
Nvm I hate ideas
Good SPIC or no
@wheat owl most memes are reposts or stolen soooo
T H I C C
Add more c,s to that thicc
@sharp shadow got it
@sharp shadow oh mani love that dr doolitle post
No all hail the google crop
Typo
Nani the heck
Wtf y call him purple
reports to FBI
Yes
Yes
@opaque comet nuuuu pls nuuu donโt report mah meth
I thought you said math @sharp shadow
0.0
Hm <@&481447501690568709>
I love our moderators
18 and moving out next month sooooo
Mods pls
Rusty needs to get Mickey snapped
Rusty_IRL
Terrorists win
i love that discord turns asterisks to italics automatically
Oh I didnโt notice that actually
wut
italics
its so nice, italics are way better than asterisks
bold
@sleek carbon how do you get it bold?
imagine being mad, about a meme channel, about a video game, on your phone
**
I call for mods but none show. What a meme
@sharp shadow *roast
Double asterisk @sharp shadow
Ah thx
inb4 mod comes and bans us all for saying mean things to rusty
Yep
Ok so?
hahaha he said the word, youre totes getting modded for that
But seriously how old is rusty?
Go back to school
@strong torrent what
Little known fact hitler did help invent the Volkswagen Beetle
rusty is being a bad community member lol
well yeah but the mod position exists to do this lol
SARGENT MAJOR RUSTY#5602 was banned
Happy
thnx mod
?
โค mods=gods
Then treat us with respect
Guys really, mods do this on their free time. They arenโt paid and they have lives
Pramo=best team
tbh the mods are largely good, but ofc we gotta hassle them
like rule #2 of the internet is mods are gae
Yeah we wouldnโt be here if you couldnโt do a small harassment lol
Most of the mods who actively play blitz donโt have time for people acting like 8 year olds.
Lol

yes, this man right here officer
@white grove nuuu donโt rat me out for my post ๐ฆ
Thought that was a giant camera for a sec
I wonder if it works...
Nani the heck
?afk cuz
Ah the mod came gud gud
Damb ight
@willow terrace ayyy u!
@limber aurora u
Big pp
.
Wh-
Flew my drone in a snowstorm
I wish my drone still works.
Skate fast eat allthefood?
That's sick af
Nice
I do that at school
I did something like that but itโs gone.
Lol
That's a horse
Oh god
Well Iโve seen almost everything now. Time to sleep and see it all again tomorrow.
.
Stole mah shet
Repost
Damb ight if you say so
Lol nope
Yoo
ah security, can you relate?
That happened to me once
Damb it was deleted before I could save it.
Hehe
Send to my DMs
hey guys
Is anyone here a trap?
K
do you know how musicians play to people standing far away?
Ramen is the food of the gods you FOOL
Wat
Repost
Moist
Roaming the tunnels I was yesterday
Mega reposts
Political meme I see
laughs in american
Lol, I recreated Kursk with my model tanks
cries in Korean
cries in pikachu
oh man nice meme nathan
Nice reposts there bud
@sharp rivet noice dude. I wish I had the time to do things like that.
saving that one
@white grove yes
...
Smh
This is normal to me...
Nice
Good I hate people and I shall be their enemy
Might get deleted but meh
Thanks for da sin wash b
Lol
Yo actually tf
Welcome to the unknown
sounds like communist propaganda but ok
@memes i just want to thank you all for making @memes an actual fun channel
@#blitz-memes ?
60ยฐ18'40.1"N 30ยฐ16"40.5"E
Finna look this up brb
The hell is a buzzer tower?
thats awesome @white grove
thanks its not mine tho
still cool
i like your profile pic
i like yours too hahhaha
Konrad#5973 was muted
๐ฌ thouth that was gonna be me
Security101_1[KRONO]#6286 has been warned.
Noice
L3gionComand3rRhys#4613 was muted
Oh no my bud in crime
Oh shoot puns in different languages are allowed, right? ๐
yellow#1837 was muted
Oh no that guy
Also, I never said you could say anything about stalin guided shots. Someone else did, and I told you not to listen to him, @white grove
@sleek carbon only if those puns follow the rules
They do
Oof
oof
a dude?
Yes XD which is funny on its own
You are pretty cool :)
But yeah... At some point they were posting memes and deleting them, thinking that meant we wouldn't know ๐
Thank you, @sleek carbon =)
How do you know? It's not in audit log, right? ๐ค just out of curiosity lol
A mod keeps her secrets =)
Ahahaha
Aww darn ๐คท I tried
That cat ๐ฑ poor kitty XD
lmao
@willow terrace 100% it will get deleted
@willow terrace ^ language in memes. Crop it and it's fine
K didnt see it
Let's play a game?
Lol that was pretty good though
That, definitely. I cringed ๐
Imagine acculy wiping your down side whit it
hmm wat 2 do
Where is the anime police when you need it
Uhh
There.
Wasnt it croped last time?
No
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lmao didn't see that commng
Italy memes allowed or nah?
Oof that makes me hungry
Looks like biscuit lmao
A big giant cookie for carnivores
Pizza burger... yummy ๐คค
OR burger pizza?
@pure herald what's your clan's full name? ๐ฎ
Panzergruppen C&C
Now quite ded
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Yep. My founding clanmates love that game.
"Carl!"
Thatโs the Zinger Waffle. It has maple syrup in it @whole bridge
Tournaments be like
@pure herald why is that not a thing where I live? I need that in my life
@whole bridge its available in Malaysia sadly๐ข
Rip. Iโve actually never tasted that before. It was a promotional food. I prefer my Zinger Double Down or Cheesy Zinger
Hungry asf and you peeps are talking about food
Bully!
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@willow terrace no f bombs, no matter how you try to write them
I've warned you enough about language now >.>
Fudge
Cake
No
๐ ๐ ๐ btw what's tangled
@sharp shadow oof
its a movie
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bigger is better right?
which is better?
Whatโs your favorite burger?
I prefer my peopleโs form of burger.
Burger Daging Double Special Cheese.
I don't like cheese >.> and that needs tons more bacon, too
o lots of memes..
Post memes that arent offensive
Post memes of WoTB (not really)
o?
Decha#5761 has been warned.
And we were doing so well! For about an hour ๐
Oof
Prolly wanna trigger every manga/anime fan @uneven storm
the other server i joined has some weird english spelling difficulties issues
when your messages got deleted
Commodore Kebab#4891 has been warned.
i dare you to say the full name of this tank
Welp ciao goodnight all
Good night =)
Kan I say hek? bekas free ick is got me warned
kek
Heck, yes, hecc, no
Dora The Explorer
WW2 version
I'd say thats Dora The Exploder
De-de-de-de-de-deported
:/
lmao how can you not find talking map
ZackZeroZZ#9371 has been warned.
oof
What ๐ฆ
rip so typing numbers while holding shift can get youu warned
Well I did censored. Well I guess itโs still a mind detector
Trying to hide a cussword doesn't mean it's any less rude ๐ so just avoid cussing altogether
Fine miss Ama 
smol
That controler has gone through something messy
Nah
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Miss you stan
Yes ;-;
XD cute
Maybe hell be in the capt marvel movie though
Poor pupper
Speaking of dogs
I think so, yeah. And the next Avengers movie was done shooting too
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Yeh they just gunna polish it rn
Isnโt that bad that the dog ate a flash light?!
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@hushed trench it is.. Looks funny, but stomach acid and battery acid are not friends >.> it'd have to be removed through an operation, and asap
So the owner of the dog decided to take a picture of it? PFFFFFTTTTT
I'm surprised that it's even visible through his fur >.>
@hushed trench yeah, exactly >.>
A lazy little bugger, this stray is
Wanna see my devils ? @whole bridge
I have a stray cat as well which I took from a a highway which is dangerous
Aww
Yours more furry
Had to put her down in March =(
:(
What do you mean?
(;-;)
@sharp shadow yes. I love kitties!
@hushed trench she was in a lot of pain, so I had the vet kill her, to say it less subtly. "Put her down" basically means you kill it, but in a humane way so they won't suffer anymore
my family had 3 cats
Hereโs my cat
Hungry cat ๐
I have none, but my aunty has loads freely moving about.
My pics are more of strays
Bit my fingers, my foot and bit everywhere actually
C h O N k
but my parents got into a huge fight over it cuz my dad won't let my mom have it so we had to give to someone
Awww =(
in all seriousness how the hell do people fight over cats
Does that make it a cat fight?
Most of my cat are outside as in we let them go but they still hang around my house so we decided to feed them.
Sorry, had to ๐
so now we just put food outside for usual cats passing by my house
That's sweet =)
Same. Itโs a daily thing nowadays
that's the maximum my dad can allow
This little stray likes to stay at my dorm. Donโt have food with me, but he does like to roam in my dorm and a bit of cuddling. Had to put him outside tho, but heโs well fed
looks like my old missing cat
We've always had cats as I grew up. Got my own when I was 8, but she died in 2007 - 14 years later. Then we got Jade (the one in the picture) from the shelter, who died in March, aged around 15-16 somewhere
Cute cat <3
The oldest cat we ever had was Puzzle. She reached 19, and was my sister's
I forgot where i put my book all about different types of cat
Do cats realy live that long?
Yes, longer than dogs
Oldest cat ever confirmed is in his 30's, @olive rose
19?! She probably can drink alcohol but I wonโt advise to
38!
r/delightfullychubby
I live what a dog and cat lmao
Watching the TV and suddenly looks at me with that face
@pure herald r/aww
r/sleepingcats
r/blurrypicturesofcats
You probably swtched channel when there was cat food ad ^
Oof my pic is distorted because Iโm using an iPad and also itโs in front of a TV
Hi
Muslims countries has a huge leverage in cat vs dog ratio
Have to head to work now. Thanks for a lovely conversation and all the kitties ๐๐
@whole bridge bye!
