#blitz-memes
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There's always a golden triangle when it comes to designing armour: mobility, firepower and protection
Its just so big and slow
you can't have all three. More mobility means a lighter chassis and thus less armour
More firepower means biggers guns so less mobility
That is why we have medium tanks... well, we try.
The best tank of WWII was StuG tbh
That's where the MBT came in. It's about the best blend of stuff we can get
Yea
StuG was easily made and they destroyed More tanks than any other tank
StuG was great for defensive action but no so much for offense because of the fixed gun
The m4 during its early stages before the long 76, was not made for tanks vs tank combat
There were 10 000 Stugs but like 3000 Panzer 4s. Also the Panzers saw less action
Panzer came first
Yes, but Panzers were used less
@willow trench most tanks weren't made for tank vs tank combat originally
I was just about to say that
And tank vs tank fighting was pretty rare in WW2. Tanks were used a lot more for infantry support
But books and movies focus more on the tank vs tank action, because that looks better
The BT42 would have worked If the HEAT shells would have fired correctly
BT42 was a stop gap weapon. Too big a gun for the chassis
The BT42 had potential
And low penetration
That was what made the M4 so versatile. Even the Israeli used the basic, unaltered chassis with a big gun on it
The gun didn't work because of bad HEAT shells given by Germany and Sweden
Try that with the Pz IV which was alreadu overburdended when it took the longer 75mm guns
Im ded
The BT42 was made from captured Bt tanks and guns from the British
Wait, we are talking about tanks in the meme section
We are talking about meme tanks so
It would be a funny meme if wargaming removed the 183 and replaced it with the FV4005
It would be funny if WarGaming added Finnish tech
@@coral shale If i keep my 183 im ok with that
Well, the fv 4005, I believe has the same gun as the 183
Finnish tech would be great, with tanks like Sturmi, BT-42, KV1 T70 mix, Pikku sotka and the Pultti Klimi
@willow trench it has better aim time and accuracy
No type 5 heavy please. Spare us at least for a little while longer
@slow thicket Agree. We need japanese heavies.
@oblique meadow lmao NO
@sharp shadow They are not 183 with armor. They have only he shells that will deal 400 if they its lucky. While 183 can easily oblirate with its 220 pen hesh shells..
It's better than a 183 with armor that actually goes to the front lines
I'd rather ammo rack is7's all day long instead of dealing with something like that no thank you
@oblique meadow >.> the reason why people fear it on PC is that it IS a 183 with armor.
@sharp shadow I explained that they are not 183 with armor. They dont have ap, apcr nor heat shells. Only round they can use is he shells. If you jump in to your e100 and only use he shells you practically get the samething.
Pfffft the amount of armor that thing has compensates easily for that plus the moment any med/light meets them they're gone
Meds and lights can easily circle around japanese heavies since they have garbage traverse speeds. Also all japanense heavies except the type 5 have thin side armors.
Nazi tank hunter
I need to steal that
Lol
Mine now
Can you stop with that cursed image

Lol
How about not
Nukes
Hasuki best girl
10/10
9.9/10
69/10
420,133,769/10
123,456,789,000/1
The table cloth doesn't match the drapes, 3/10
30/10
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357590942209015808/510345264792469515/50a1cc7ec8e9f848988027bc4221709b86d42a0f0aae129d649ede44aac479c6_12.jpg
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Lol

Is that cyanide?
Sure
@willow terrace y u keep posting that image of vaporeon getting sober into a blender?
It's h u m o r o u s
@wide tree
i actually just made that triangle meme and was looking for a chance to use it
i bet you would too
Ok?
I am very scared
I just got that and I live in the middle of nowhere
No cars passed by my house so...
Oof
😂 😂
god i wish i had this car
@opaque comet not enuff. Needs a big scary gun on top
That one is very fast and amphibious though
Looks like something from Crossout tbh
@agile swallow I need an invite
More fast and furious tbh🤔 🤔
I hate when it shuts down JUST before I get into a battle..
Lol
@limber aurora 😂 😂 😂
It's true though. It happened once and I wanted to wait to get back on since I was one battles from getting a new tank but NOOOO I had to wait a whole 15 hours before I could do anything...
I wonder on what it bases on if you won or lost /: cause if you are mid battle you get still thrown out
No if the server shuts down in the middle of a battle the battle get's to go on and the moment it's down everyone get's kicked out of the server.
What a ironic thing right?
I always sat up before school and I would be battling and out of no where after a battle it would instantly kick me out
? That's weird cause I had the server kick me out of the game even during a battle and then when I came back it just said win or loss
Not for me..
Idk since it happened a few times to me I just knew when to stop
I always play until I can't mainly because it helped me get further faster.
lol
Lamp
Spider=Leo pta crab=E100
feel happy
@tough dove You can't post memes related to the USSR-Politician stuff/Stalin/Facism
Oi, blyat
*another bot 🤣
😂 😬 😬
Riiruu: it is over 9000
Oof
In Tokyo the War Crimes Trial has begun. You can license this story through AP Archive: http://www.aparchive.com/metadata/youtube/b980f499885942188d78d39dcff...
oof
Meep
me
click on it, make it turn into english and scroll down to the last three fighters
oke
tag me if u found it
oof
u found it
from 68 to 70?
xd
gotchu
thats a thing
ah
@past gulch i think we shud meme abt getting muted for being Sans-sational in making puns XD. Tht is if i get muted XD
Still. Im Sans. The Sanstasic Sansationel Skeleton
And i want to eat a Sanswitch lmao
but isnt the sanswitch meatless? cause its got bones oni
frisk better hang in there so that sans can get yer down lol
دوستان تورنومنت لول شش سرور اروپا ساعت شروع 21:30 امشب اسم تیم CAT کسانی که آمادگی دارن کاندید بشن@everyone@
can you ples
So true, though I now always 50+ purple premium boosters cuz, y'know, combining
Yeah
The one time I got a prem tank roll, it was the ONE prem I already had. So I got 200k credits instead.
I felt so cheated
I have never gotten a tank out of a chest 😭
@cursive sable Absolutely I agree
It was Pz. S35 lol
My Pz S35 is actually a bit rarer than my BT arty, because it has a weird old camo on it
:+1:
I think the camo is called something like "Triumph"
:D
Lol ok
EW Cromwell
The name doesn't disappoint he really is a pun master
Lol
@cursive sable in the past years people tought that we'll have teleport or travel into time and space... But today we have that ⬆
What?
rolls eyes
@slow sphinx You mean MacGyver's favorite USB?
@cursive sable sorry, I didn't know how to call it... I'm not English 😅
@slow sphinx Stop @ me, it's annoying cuz your @ mentions are not important.
Sorry
well it's actually work
since it's just work so yeah
Edgy meme
I have a 2014 ltp
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That is clearly Nestlé wtf
Lol
Na m8 that is safari from Iphone
Nah m8 that is clearly club penguin
Yes
r/unexpected
M e m e s a r e m y f o o d
T r y r e a l f o o d y o u f o o l : - )
Hm
@oblique coral lol, just joking
Got ya
click NOICE
.......nyet
Agreed
H3NTAI+Food=
Top 10 proofs that god has abandoned us

Give me a proof that God exists

God doesn’t exist
@rare leaf yes, true, God is a crazy invention of jesus
Lets stop this conversation, becouse when come some pro jesus supporter, there will happen a war 
Let the war begin, we'll win
The concept of Christianity literally contradicts with itself
Not going to argue there ^^
Even though I myself am a Christian
Slow down guys let's drop this thing and go back to our //cough //cough // beloved game WoT
Lol
excuse me what the duck
dies laughing in study hall
But in all seriousness, it would really be 2E 50, 3E 75, and 4E 100 by math rules.....
Great Minds are Alike.
true, true.
@pulsar copper are you trying a meme war with a Brazilian?
I alrd won war 😎
I'm just stealing the memes
@cursive sable good job
4
dies from the majesty of this meme channel
Heheheeheheh
hueheueeheueheueheueueh eheueheueheue
Fak
Old one but good 
@pulsar copper surrender or die
Stalin never dies
I'm stealing so many memes I can barely keep up
Same
I have eight hundreds of memes in my SD card
Send me your SD card
Nein
it's my "little" SD card
I can do this all day long
I can do it all my life
So go on 
Still stealin memes
Nah i beated yo ass @open spear
It's only for, i send eight
I was sending 1 min while u was looking at my memes and thinkin that i am god of memes
Ok, you are the god of memes, I'm the god of god of the memes
I can continue uploading em all my life pal ;)
I'm just the meme theif
I am god of the god his god
Dont understand brazilian language
@pulsar copper No one wants to see that and it is not okay to post here
And i dont understand a lot of english too
Thats why i am uploading only memes in english language, because everyone could understand
well wtf is this
Heueheueheueheueegeueh
I don't understand Portugues either
A rozumieš slovenčine? 
@pulsar copper me too, i dont understand portuguese memes and i dont understand english memes
I have tons of memes in russian, lithuanian languages
But brazil create the sweet dreams meme, the kermit memes start here
We are the country of the memes
We need facts
We win a meme war vs portugal and they copy our memes
Where do you live?
What meme war your country win?
Ikr :]
What is lkr?
Good news that tomorrow 5.5 patch
I know right = ikr
Ты воопше даун или как, мой братишка? Kak?
Sunku girdėti ir matyti, kad negali suprasti lietuvių kalbos, galėtume lengvai susišnekėti ir taip toliau
Say "aš esu supistas dalbajobas iš lopų šalies brazilijos"
Portuguese, spanish and english
🍻 😂
J'parle français j'me sens nul 😂
German,Englisch,Portugiesish
Salut
Salut XD
Connard xddd
Salut 👀
Speak english this is the english server
Yes
But i don't speak english
Go to another WoTB server then
Ich spreichen de deutch?
Ya !
Alles gut then :D
Omagad ure the King of rules @sharp shadow
yes but if we don't speak English?
Then leave
@pulsar copper you've broken two rules, speaking another language and posting nude drawing memes so watch what you post
Nude?
I don't understand because i don't speak english sorry 🤷
THis server is called "WoT Blitz Official (ENG)" because people speak english, so get OUT @sharp shadow
Maybe @open spear
Language dude seriously please
Hairy snake without eyes
No it's not just delete it, it's just gross to look at
@sharp shadow you are the chief of the loies?
No one said to look at that meme @sharp shadow
@sharp shadow YOu say you don't know english, yet you are speaking and responding in English. Faker.
🤔
...
@sharp shadow If you have Google Translate everything we say, just leave.
This is sad just sad
@cursive sable Why ? I don't speak french now, i speak english
No
That's an E100 with the Maus's turret (Maushaus)
That was the original design for the E100 in the first place
o rly
Big boi
That’s the War Thunder model of the E100
No he's dad's the m1 Abrams
Lol
Thats not random i think
@sharp shadow aa další čech 😄
Oh my god
👏
Type of people when sidescraping
Lmaoooooooooooo
XD
I don't actually understand how or when to sidescrape
How: with your side
When: when you have sides
when you reach a side of a building
It provides the enemy with a large angle in which to shoot at you, and you protect your upper and lower glacious
Hull down on most tanks, side scrapping is good for Germans cause they have large sides
Side scrapping is also good for rear turret tanks
thats what i do
i just run in and fail miserably and die
see im a pro player, and I have the best k/d ever
like a friend told me once no Russian
but i use A m E r I c A n and G e R m A n
I guess I'll just stick with my medium and light tanks with heavy guns
lol wut
You know what a medium and light tank are, right?
yes
Not good, that’s what they are
It's the ones of those that have big guns, like a 75 or 105 mm gun
German heavy bias
American heavy bias
Russian and American med/light bias
P-1000 ratte lmao
m3lee best med tank
Med/light bias
Med/light tanks with big guns are the best
T-49 lmao
communism my favorite!
Lol
update comes in, two months later you are playing low tiers random new player: “what the heck even is a luchs?” Me: a long time ago in an update far far away...
The T-34 is the best tier V med, the VK-28.01 is the best tier VI tank
@limber aurora XD
I can’t wait to bring out the Churchill GC a few months from now
cant wait to take out the amx40 out in a few months
Yesssss
THE DUCK
Ah, fixed. I’ll simply edit this instead of sending new messages
I can’t wait for clans purely based around the AMX 40
#Savetheducks
yeah
lol
can we war thunder on mobileeee
o o f
I wanna bomb tanks!!!
fv215b (183) nuking planes out of the air
well im a god with planes ok..
The 183 is so stupid, I love/hate it. It’s a dang KV2 on steroids
More like helsing and drac lol
more like t1 tank and t29
i have t29 while my friend uses the su152 cuse russain bias me american bias
is a jokeeeeee t1 is a nub tank is a joke....
Dear god the helsing and drac are stupidly overpowered
havent i seen you 2 in game before?
kv2 duo
@blissful tiger ive played against 3 kv2s
ive played against 5 scavengers
and 4 T49 ATGMs
Scavengers are fun
played against 6 hetzers
Rip Hetzers derp fun
sad because i was grinding tiger line when T49 ATGM hit
We need the Japanese heavy tanks in game so there can be a KV-2 equivalent at tier 9 and 10
When the scavenger first came out the teams were all scavengers lol
ikr @slow thicket
@slow thicket no they have said they will not add jap heavies for some reason. Idk why but that have. Anyway I wouldn’t want it since the tier 6 is almost the size of the maus
I’ve heard that too but it’s still fun to think about lol
Lol
Back in the day it was possible to get into 2v1 battles in the regular match maker
really
Yeah
dang i missed out on a lot
whats the difference for bots and humans?
If you look at post game stats bots don’t have any, and they drive to the same spots every battle
Eventually stopping somewhere and only turning turret to shoot
Bots are bad, humans could be bad
._.
Sometimes bots are better than humans lol
I remeber times when u could meet tier 1 tank in tier 10 battles....
I am a bot
!sometimes
when bots are better than humans cuse teamates be russin in
Back when you could platoon a tier 1 and a tier 10
@sharp shadow that was super early games where you could toon tier 1 with tier 10
Ye
@limber aurora O remember that
In 2013 i think
I miss that
I started in 2013 but stopped in 2015
I started in 2014, but took a long break lol
Remember when u had platoon maus and MS1 and hid MS behind maus in the corner? 😂
And started again in 2016
lol
Sweet times...
lol
Ye, u should be very sad
I remember when I was a tier I in a tier 10 battle
No need for an analysis since that’s every game anyway XD
I @ashen depot that happened in a tier X battle once
no way
Do u also remember when it was 2 tier higher/lower games?
Like tier 7 vs tier 5 normally
@sharp shadow yea
Best
+2/-2 MM was fun
With SU-152 against tier 5 tanks oof
But not when I played my RU against a 183
now of days its prem tanks vs norm tanks (for me i hate it)
I don't get it, The leo has no armor and goes 65km/h, But the E 50 has armor and goes 60 km/h (Is there a problem?)
leo goes 60km/h
hops into tier 7 battles, find a drac, helsing, grave, vindi, etc in red team. Normal tanks on friendly team Me: Ah yes another normal day in WOT
Yea, bullpoop
i though u ment tier V leo
Lol
lel havent reached tier X
VK 16 leo has nothing to do with Leo 1
I meant the tier X version, the leo 1
Well, both go about the same speed lol
i understand geese dont rub it on my face
But one is wayyyy smaller and weaker
Leo goes skraa
aaa tier IX battles are going to be fun :)
pa pa pa
idk if that will be gud or bad only version i played is blitz nothin else
I play Xbox
mobile
They won’t add arty since that’s basically a massive remake of the whole game.
But wotb is wot on the go
._.
._.
Lol
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I remember getting rammed by 2 matildas with an m5stuart and i screamed rape
That s nasty
no me
Reposts ew
:O he
repost....
someone died
I
So many bad reposts ew
Another REPOST you hek
he prob hatez anime
Reposts aren’t bad
he died recently
Reposts are very bad especially if they aren’t funny
better
@mortal meadow
Lol
i didnt even see the watermark for this one
ifunny
brb let me delete all i funny memes
Just crop you idiot
and done deleted they were bad ok ._.
a n i m o o
Lol
idk how I feel about that
Maybe
Traps 101
I would send my memes but most are really REALLY rude
Nekos ftw
U sure this is legal 😂
pats are legal right?
N o
IDW
True. So true.
9
why is that so freakin true! Lol, but they apperently have newbie matchmaking, believe it or not i said that they should put in something similar except evryone under 5000 battles and/or have under 50% wr should have their own matchmaking, i sent a ticket in explaining this problably 2 years ago and they said it would be unfair to people and wouldnt be right
It would be a paradox, if there is a room for only people above 50% then they would only be fighting people above 50% which would mean that some people would be below just by odds, I has to be this way, if you don't like it play only ranked, because that's how you would play with most of the best players
@cursive sable @cursive sable hi
@tame niche Who the hell are you
@tame niche Stop @ing me
Is that ure cat?
Is that your face?
Why are you sending pics of bullets
Idk
Stolen now
No, it would've lost the whole turret if it had been hit by a KV2
im half sure thats not even an actualy cromwell, just a bunch of steel plates with the turret on top
It's a Crommie style turret without a gun, and yoou can see two road wheels
you can see 2 road wheels maybe a thirs at the back and it also has suspension
Ye
#blitz-memes KV-2: blyat!
Tog II in a nutshell
Have fun with this one
lol
When u r waiting in the queue u play this on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwlcr69FAI
Oh boy, another looped track that sounds like it should loop. I found out that the upgrade station in TF2 was meant to have music playing in the background. ...
Sup
sup Security!
lol
Lol Panther/M10 has been discovered
:O
😬
I am sad no more derp for Pz.IV💔
Wow
Ru can fly XD
Forgot this isnt shadbase dis
Lmao
And then the entire enemy team shoots you to bits
Try 17 games in a row
All the games you played that day. And your games per day is like 70
lol
Oof
That's me when I get 15cm HE-ed in my Rhm
try 20 games in a row
try 0 games in a row
Cursed image
An Aussie and Brit? What is this madness
spot the difference: one has hair one barely has any one has specs one doesnt one looks more manly than the other :3
flooded with memes
Keep it appropriate
Literally this is appropriate
Hm wrong. Should of done this <@&481447501690568709>
Eh, last time I did that I summoned everyone and caught some flak in the process @willow terrace
Lol happens 75% of the time
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@willow terrace what would you like?
@willow terrace @sharp shadow not giving you an official warning for it yet, but please keep your memes fit for all ages. So no explicit content or references.
wanna bet? 😂
@mortal meadow let me put it this way. You're on the bench, I've seen some of the content you post here, and have deleted quite a bit of your supposedly funny memes. Either follow the rules or you're gone
don't think that's up to you to decide
@whole bridge not to start anything buuuuuuttt.....there are some memes in here some days that are much worse than mine or security’s.
Ye
I know, I warn them as I see them if they're not too long ago, and delete what I can
but just because theirs may be worse, doesn't mean yours are okay either ;)
👏
@whole bridge the other moderators should do that too then so it’s not just a few people that are on at certain times of the day like me and security
Lol😂
@sharp shadow I'm used to mod abuse so its 👍 I like getting targetted.
@willow terrace lol same brotha been that way all my life
It's not mod abuse when it's legit, @willow terrace again, just because others do it too, doesn't mean it's alright.
And yes, other mods should do it too, I don't disagree with that
How about that time I should a pic of some toes and gagged me for it
aaa
why i keep pressing the wrong server
How about the continuous sexual references you were posting at the time? Despite being told not to already and despite the fact that I'd literally just explained the do's and don't's
You didnt give a single warning
Stop anime
how about making it apropriate cuz children are reading this
make it family friendly
Or we can help you leave
@uneven storm don’t get involved in things that don’t concern you my man
He's right though
He may be right but this is how fights start
mods on moderating memes
Were only talking to @whole bridge
Again, it's not complicated. The rules are clear. Just follow them, and there's no problem
@sharp shadow and you just defend me ok
everyone in this server can go to lawyer school
Lol always love it when the whole population starts to gang up on 2 people when it’s none of their business.
Love it
@agile slate I work at a law firm, does that count?
yes and this is the mod team @whole bridge
lol
anyway. Discussion is over. Follow the rules. End of story. I warn you, I warn others, I warn anyone I see breaking the rules, especially when it comes to explicit content.
SpookiArf#9346 was muted
Lol
👌
Lol
lmao that's sad
Along with you....😐
ok who want to be Lorraine 40t?
🤔
Mods are gonna say that is explicit my dude.
(゜-゜)
this is too creepy for me to watch
Not a very good funny joke considering I know there are people who have been at points of suicide... 😡
ok the first pic was sneaky nsfw
Yeah kinda

This is sad
true
MemeStealerFrom7Nations#6524 has been warned.
Hello people
Did u do it?
The meme or save the tank?
Lol i guess both
i loved the toaster tank
I liked the death toaster but i cant play it >.<
i dont have it anymore 😦
Me too it was ... well to ,,poor" u couldnt do much with it and matchmaking alway puted me on VI tiers... thats hell
I save the toaster but i never want to sell it
I like the toaster but kv2 and kv1s its a little problem
I know
I like how I kept my KV-13 and wg just bought T-43 for me for free lmao
lucky
Lol i guess theire gonna slowly replace the too op tanks with other ones
If tanks name is blue that means ts unobtainable?
Yup and a lot of other low tier derps and some autoloaders
evryone who had lowtiers would just get a lot of gold for free damn new players are lucky
??? What ? As an experienced player you had more possibilities to get low tier tanks
who would have thought that for evry low tier you would get around 1k gold
Yeah but low premiums are very expensive i will sell the vallentine II for 1500 gold
ooof
1500 gold thats some gold
I'll keep miine for colection
Lmao I posted a list into #502018436692443137 check pinned messages it was made public pretty soon
What list?
how much gold you can max get if you had evry tank to sell
Around 10k gold or so
lmao scavenger fro 1,5k gold
Who want to fight with the collector tank?
seeing tht photo is sad
If you had every tank you could get 28 K . only tech tree tanks 7 K also for the list check pinned messages lol
did my messege just got deleted?
Are u challanging me with my kv2 xd
rip toaster
#TOasterWhitTracksIsLegend
Yup that was a good tank if only matchmaking was ,,intelligent"
If matchmaking was good
yep
Good that it dosent put IV tiers onto VI
It would be funny and sad
<@&481447501690568709> is it possible to make matches bigger?
like 10 v 10?
We don’t work for wg
Yeah that would be a good gamemode for 5<
yea

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