I will put Minecraft parodies i write here 
Its not exactly covers but a tag is required and this is the closest bc its still music related
#My original Minecraft parodies
paper grove
donttruststeve
parody of: ||donttrustme||
Blackstone, with nether quartz underneath
shes got the orbs of all the xp that she needs
and shes an Alex, but she aint need no Steve
and shes got diamonds back home from an old base she griefed
m m m mining, another pick up her sleeve
while my pickaxe is breaking in a mine to the east
you tell your steve friend, if he says he got beef, that i got vegan harvest mod and im not killing any mobs
she wants to mine down woahh
she wants to craft more woahh
she'll never farm seeds woah woahh
won't craft a hoe never break a hoe dont craft a hoe dont grief me
she wants to mine down woahh
she wants to craft more woahh
she'll never farm seeds woah woahh
won't craft a hoe never breaks a hoe dont craft a hoe dont grief me
Xs, on your deaths on the map
waypoint them on xaeros just to find your way back
and treasure map , you stole from the village
has diamonds and redstone in a place by the pillager
o o o outpost, crossbows theyre armed
jumping out at them with a sword in your palm
and the best is, no one knows wheres your farm
just another player alone mining far
she wants to mine down woahh
she wants to craft more woahh
she'll never farm seeds woah woahh
won't craft a hoe never breaks a hoe dont craft a hoe dont grief me
she wants to mine down woahh
she wants to craft more woahh
she'll never farm seeds woah woahh
won't craft a hoe never breaks a hoe dont craft a hoe dont grief me
shush creep, stop your hiss
do the skel and zombie, and burn up like this
shush creep, stop your hiss
do the skel and zombie, and burn up like this
shush creep, stop the hiss
do the skel and zombie, and burn up like th-
she wants to mine down woahh
she wants to craft more woahh
she'll never farm seeds woah woahh
won't craft a hoe never breaks a hoe dont craft a hoe dont grief me
she wants to mine down woahh
she wants to craft more woahh
she'll never farm seeds woah woahh
won't craft a hoe never breaks a hoe dont craft a hoe (alex) wont grief me
The griefing me is you
parody of: ||the drug in me is you||
I heard mobs knock upon my door the other day
I opened it to zombies staring in my face
The feel of my respawning still reverberates
Everywhere I go I hold this totem just in case
Enderman teleports, cause lag while we're online
Our mob farm kicks in, shifts it into overdrive
Pufferfish make you sick, diamonds keep you from die(ing)
Spawners every single time you jump down crooked mines
I felt the deep dark as mobs tried to take me down
The kind of hoard that haunts a hundred days dark house
Exchange blows with creepers, im fighting by myself
Running from the mobs I'm praying "steve don't fail me now"
I've lost my god damn inv
Why cant i fucking live
I can't believe Im actually meant to play here
Trying to rebuild
But griefing me is you
I'm so fucking lost this seed
You always grief
I've got these phantoms always diving at my head
So many mobs that I would like to rage quit
If we respawn when die and all respawn to live
Then what's the point of playing this if it just contradicts?
I felt the deep dark as mobs tried to take me down
The kind of hoard that haunts a hundred days dark house
Exchange blows with creepers, im fighting by myself
Running from the mobs I'm praying "steve don't fail me now"
I've lost my god damn inv
Why cant i fucking live
I can't believe Im actually meant to play here
Trying to rebuild
But griefing me is you
I'm so fucking lost this seed
You always grief
I've lost my stuff
You try respawn me, but you just can't help me
Logged off, good game
You tried save backups, they won't work this time 'cause now
I've lost my fucking inv
and i cant fucking live
I can't believe Im actually meant to play here
Trying to rebuild
But griefing me is you
I'm so fucking lost this seed
You always grief
646464 (777 by Riley!)
(Miner miner miner miner miner miner miner miner miner miner miner...)
I'm mining out the deep dark
Wardens near can't sleep, sculk
Don't think iron armor is enough
What's another pickaxe?
Think I gotta mine fast
I just want to mine up to the top
When I play minecraft
Cut down some trees, I'm grinding fast
When I play minecraft
Just wanna mine before i get sad
When I play minecraft
I've got a base in a mineshaft
When I play Minecraft
When I play Minecraft
Lost a diamond stack,
I'll never mod a backpack
Craft another pick
Three diamonds and two more pieces of stick
Always mining lately
The pressure plate traps cave in, save me
TNTs detonating !
'Craft
Cut down some trees, I'm grinding fast
When I play minecraft
Just wanna mine before i get sad
When I play minecraft
I've got a base, in a mineshaft
When I play Minecraft
When I play Minecraft
'Craft
Cut down some trees, I'm grinding fast
When I play minecraft
Just wanna mine before i get sad
When I play minecraft
I've got a base, in a mineshaft
When I play Minecraft
When I play Minecraft
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-# bruh full length parodies are getting flagged as spam now
crawling
parody of ||crawling||
Crawling in these caves
No food, I will not heal
Creeper's how I fall
I'm losing all my gear
There's something about caves that calls me beneath the surface
Consuming my food and,
This lack of wooden planks i fear is never ending
No torches, I can't see
I find iron again
But monsters are closing in
(Without a sense of Resistance I'm convinced that there's just too much damage to take)
I've fought many before
But this is more!
Crawling in these caves
No food, I will not heal
Creeper's how I fall
I'm losing all my gear
This creeper hoard again blows itself up on me
Im crafting, you're laughing
Against the mobs I stand beside the dogs that i tamed
Mobs taunting, how can i beat
I find diamonds again
But monsters are closing in
(Without a sense of Resistance I'm convinced, there's just too much damage to take)
I've fought many before
But this is more!
(continued)
Crawling in these caves
No food, I will not heal
Creeper's how I fall
I'm losing all my gear
Crawling in these caves
No food, I will not heal
Creeper's how I fall
I'm losing, im losing all my gear
There's something about caves that calls me beneath the surface
This lack of wooden planks i fear is never ending
No torches, I can't see
Consuming my food and,
I'm losing all my gear
This lack of wooden planks I fear is never ending No torches,
I'm losing all my gear
new/Alex
parody of: ||n/A||
(Okay, gamers, we've got a new player joining us)
(Why don't you go ahead and share a little bit about yourself?)
Hi, my name's Alex and I'm an miner (hi, Alex)
I mine cause i can't build very well
'Cause what used to be my idea of a mansion
Is just a big oak and cobblestone rectangle
Thinking I should mine down, eat bread, go to nether
I could jump headfirst into lava
Dumb blocks keep on filling up all my slots, oh-oh
Kinda wanna find gold, make railroads and go far
Map my world out past the chunks here
Not sure I'll be coming back home this time
Hello, Alex, you fucking noob-head, yeah!
Did you think you had Steve fooled?
And, baby, I know that I told you I was all out of wood
But I left some stacks in shulker boxes for myself
(continued)
So maybe I should mine down, eat bread, go to nether
I could jump headfirst into lava
Dumb blocks keep on filling up all my slots, oh-oh
Kinda wanna find gold, make railroads and go far
Map my world out past the chunks here
Not sure I'll be coming back home this time, fuck it
Got hit by all the creepers
I'm sorry, steve, i wont play without keep inv
I rage quit, should have expected
So maybe I should mine down, eat bread, go to nether
I could jump headfirst into lava
Dumb blocks keep on filling up all my slots, oh-oh
Kinda wanna find gold, make railroads and go far
Map my world out past the chunks here
Not sure I'll be coming back home this time (time)
'Cause I'm fucking losing health, took a hit, ignored all the mobs
The zombies by my side keep me up all night
Out of food, what a mood, What am I gonna do?
Whered this save go wrong?
(One, two, three, four)
paper grove
in the cave
||in the end linkin park||
It starts with one, one cave, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how deep you mine
Keep that in mind, as i try to find diamonds to craft armor tonight
(All I know) diamond is a valuable thing
Passing copper by as my iron pick swings
Watch me count down to y minus fifty, the mobs hit life away (it's so unfair)
didnt look out below,
mineshaft, fell down a deep dark, oh no
trying to hold on, my stuff you know
i lost it all though as the creeper blows
I kept everything in mines
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What items meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when
i died so hard, and mined so far
but in the cave, it doesn't even matter
i had to fall and lost it all
but in the cave it doesn't even matter
one cave, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how deep you mine
Keep that in mind, as i try to find diamonds to make whats lost when i died so hard
in spite of how creepers were taunting me
acting like i wont get back my property
remembering all the times blew up on me
im surprised i got so far
Skin isnt the same it was before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you saw me back then, but we all come back to spawn in the end
I kept everything in mines
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What items meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when
i died so hard, and mined so far
but in the cave, it doesn't even matter
i had to fall and lost it all
but in the cave it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in steve
Mined as far as I could see
For all this, there's only one mob griefing me
I've put my trust in steve
Mined as far as I could see
For all this, there's only one mob griefing me
i died so hard, and mined so far
but in the cave, it doesn't even matter
i had to fall and lost it all
but in the cave it doesn't even matter
paper grove
tell herobrine not to wash his d
parody of: ||tell slater not to wash his d||
ive mined away for every day and every fucking night
I've seen his eyes, I've seen white eyes
I've been away from my base for every fucking night
With every phantom, it gets harder
My diamond swords like a razor-blade
It cuts so deep
So come 1v1 me bro, then respawn and go to sleep
You say, you say, I'm only a portal away
In the nether ghasts led me astray
You say, you say, I'm only a portal away
In the nether ghasts led me astray
So guard my portal with cobble, and shoot the ghasts that cry
I'll collect its tears when it finally dies
Before it burns in the lava, lets go catch a strider
Before it burns in the lava, lets go catch a strider
Now take my items to the spawn and I'll wait til i die
I will always love ore
but need no mobs to sleep
enderdragon failed war
So throw away my stuff to steve
Mine!
I will always love ore
But need no mobs to sleep
enderdragon failed war
So throw away my stuff to Steve
Throw it all away
So throw away my stuff to steve
Throw it all away
nova jacinth
BMTH should hire you for their next album that's poetry
paper grove
BMTH should hire you for their next album that's poetry
thank you thank you
paper grove
your mineduation
parody of: ||your graduation by modern baseball||
It's been three mineshafts of looking for diamonds everyday
Sometimes for hours, sometimes in passing
Shimmer at the bottom of the staircase
Stood out against grey as i complained
About how i haven't seen any diamonds yet
That I'm too coal-broke to smelt and me not knowing
If I'll play this save forever
Lapis, i fucking mined it
Gold, i mined it, I guess I'll trade with you in a few minutes
Running poisoned in the mineshaft, I guess I'll get up
I guess I'll go to the surface
Brushed leather boots against the dirt path
I swear, this has gotta be the hundredth time
I've looked for diamonds tonight
You weren't the only one who planned to build the base
I spend most nights awake, flattening the place
I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day
Where I'd just let you build, let you claim the space
Where I'd let you build your base
Used to call you noob, called you a griefer
There ain't no other good damn reason why
My pick, it would go missing
For so many mines, so I was wishing that you
That you would stop pretending
Remember all those countless nights
When I told you I mined gold?
And you'd never forget it, oh, just forget it
You weren't the only one who planned to build the base
I spend most nights awake, flattening the place
I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day
Where I'd just let you build, let you claim the space
Where I'd let you build your base
You weren't the only one who planned to build the base
I spend most nights awake, flattening the place
I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day
Where I'd just let you build, let you claim the space
Where I'd let you build your base
Go ahead and build your base
nova jacinth
Poet!!!
paper grove
one chunk closer
parody of: ||one step closer- linkin park||
i cannot mine down anymore
seeing the bedrock i hit before
all these ores they make ingots
i found blocks in the furnace
less i mine the less you build
the endermans already killed
just mine some more
every eye you throw for me
gets me one chunk closer to the end
im about to grief
i need a lil room to sleep
cuz theres one mob still too close to bed
im about to grief
finding the stronghold isn't so clear
wish these ender eyes wouldn't disappear
all these ores they make ingots
i found blocks in the furnace
phantoms just won't go away
theyre flying over again
just mine some more
every eye you throw for me
gets me one chunk closer to the end
im about to grief
i need a lil room to sleep
cuz theres one mob still too close to bed
im about to grief
every eye you throw for me
gets me one chunk closer to the end
im about to grief
i need a lil room to sleep
cuz theres one mob still too close to bed
and im about to ... grief!
mine up when im looking for you
mine up, mine up, mine up,
mine up when im looking for you
mine up, mine up, mine up
im about to grief!
every eye you throw for me
gets me one chunk closer to the end
im about to grief
i need a lil room to sleep
cuz theres one mob still too close to bed
im about to grief
every eye you throw for me
gets me one chunk closer to the end
im about to grief
i need a lil room to sleep
cuz theres one mob still too close to bed
and im about to... grief!
inland cargo