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round marsh
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I never liked the part of the story where Wilson's daughter died, I wish she hadn't died

stark granite
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Thats just the story

late crane
stark granite
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Lmao

late crane
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You mean Mister Peterson..

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Wilson doesn't exist..

mystic abyss
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This...

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Come on innn and listen

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Lost words you've been missing

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Of the fire you're bearing

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The eye of the darkness your light

wild gazelle
solid warren
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???

steady quiver
crystal warren
analog sequoia
analog sequoia
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Ironicly they both become terrible parents to their sons

Tho in williams case mike was the cause of the other sons death and had nothing to do with liz while Aaron was the cause of Maya's death

steady quiver
opaque quail
main smelt
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WHOS WILSON FROM BENDY AND THE DARK REVIVAL?! WRONG GAME MATE!

lapis wedge
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Biggest schizo post ever. Who is Wilson?

steady quiver
# round marsh I never liked the part of the story where Wilson's daughter died, I wish she had...

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.

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(I copied this quote from instagram, and was not meant to be rude at all, I did this just to goof around with the funny post I replied to)

lapis wedge
analog sequoia
# main smelt WHOS WILSON FROM BENDY AND THE DARK REVIVAL?! WRONG GAME MATE!

I remember not too long ago when I played hn1 for the first time. I watched Tom Hanks movie where he was stranded on a island for like 3 years I think and in the movie he named a ball Wilson

So when I was in the final chapter with the giant neighbor. I would grab a basket ball that was laying around and call it Wilson while carrying it around everywhere XD

I think I even did it again when I was recently replaying the game a few months ago

Tho tbh I probably would always do that now cuz of that film XD

Btw I think its called cast away or something like that and its a great movie

mental thistle
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Sorry hes not jims dog or anything anyway this has to be the most ridiculous post on here

magic jungle
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bad

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also who the hell is wilson

opaque quail
junior salmon
magic jungle
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mods crush the skull of this post

gilded crater
magic jungle
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Theodore however

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Peak

stable fern
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Theodore Masters Wilson

gilded crater
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yes

mental thistle
fierce sequoia
magic jungle
regal vigil
magic jungle